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Stefinitely Maybe
11-09-2007, 06:11 AM
I am almost certainly not going to camp this year, cause what if a really annoying jabbering, bearded guy is camping in the tent next to mine, and he latches on to me on the first day and decides I'm his best mate and won't leave me alone, and I'm stuck with him in the Californian wilderness and the sun's beating down and he's talking and talking and farting for comic effect and eating sandwiches and walking around with egg mayonnaise round his mouth until I want to grab the nearest rock and stove his skull in, and carry on smashing and smashing and roaring at the sky until the others dash over to pull me off him, but by then I've gone totally feral and start coming at them with the rock, which by now is all matted with gore and brain and beard hair, and I manage to clock one of them hard in the temple and they're flat on the ground, limbs jerking like an electrocuted dog, but as I swing for the next one some self-appointed hero rugby-tackles me, but I'm still putting up a fight so in desperation they all stamp on my neck until they're certain I'm dead, then throw my body in the river and make a lifelong pact to tell no one the truth of what happened that day?

boyalien0
11-09-2007, 11:07 AM
You have learned the most important lesson of Coachella - camping makes it a shitty experience. sorry granolas.

sk8r408
11-09-2007, 11:46 AM
The solution...

Camp at Lake Cahuilla!

invisiblerobots
11-09-2007, 12:07 PM
Be sure to book a room at a No Bearding hotel.

Courtney
11-09-2007, 12:11 PM
Ahahahahaha. Awesome.

ArcadeParade
11-10-2007, 06:38 AM
Better solution: house in Indian Palms

psartdesign
04-09-2008, 11:18 AM
There are condo for rent there too. Indian Palms is the closest you can get.

KookyFor1973
04-11-2008, 07:55 AM
Don't hate on the beards, man.
NO BEARD HATE!

beavington
04-11-2008, 07:59 AM
hmmm and i thought we were going to have a great meaningful time together.
i swear i wont call too much when the festival is over.

I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT.

Blinken
04-11-2008, 08:01 AM
Are Goatees as bad as a full beard?

paganman7
04-11-2008, 09:33 AM
Are Goatees as bad as a full beard?


I thought you said "goatse" there for a second.

faxman75
04-11-2008, 09:35 AM
Coachella is in the wilderness?

ultraslow
04-11-2008, 02:58 PM
beards suck

KatieLyn
04-13-2008, 09:52 AM
Hahahahaha.

I like you. You could stay at my house if my parents would let you, which they wont. But it's the thought that counts.