If you really want tickets....

[_Alcoholic]

....then fill out the "handicap" form on ticketmaster for the day you want, with all of your info...steal a cheap ass wheelchair, and get one of your buddy's a free ticket if they'll chill in the chair during the concert!

[fober]

hahahaha that's awesome.

[_Alcoholic]

Even a sprained ankle gets you in....dave mathews at the Gorge last year. Classic shit.

[prison sex]

It wouldn't be that hard to act mentally retarded at the gates. They'd probably let you get in faster too.

[breakjaw]

It wouldn't be that hard to act mentally retarded at the gates. They'd probably let you get in faster too.
No,then you'd have to work security