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Somewhat Damaged
10-16-2007, 09:57 PM
What are some CDs you like to put on when getting intimate? The following are my old reliables:

Portishead, Roseland NYC Live
Massive Attack, Mezzanine
FC Kahuna, Machine Says Yes

matsuolost
10-16-2007, 10:13 PM
moon safari

theres no beating that one

Amneeziac
10-16-2007, 10:16 PM
The Bird And The Bee is fucking ridiculous. Play that for your girlfriend and watch what happens.

Wheres the beef?
10-16-2007, 10:19 PM
Lovage - Music to make love to your old lady by

JustSteve
10-16-2007, 10:24 PM
the "garden state" soundtrack. i was actually able to save my virginity until age 27 and that was the album that was playing that december night in 2004. was waiting to meet the right girl and finally did and am glad i waited...otherwise i probably would've gotten the gonoherpasyphilaids at some point before.

Amneeziac
10-16-2007, 10:26 PM
the "garden state" soundtrack. i was actually able to save my virginity until age 27 and that was the album that was playing that december night in 2004.

That's hot.

Somewhat Damaged
10-16-2007, 10:49 PM
Ooh, "Garden State" soundtrack, that is a good one. I remember that Christmas 2004 fondly myself. The DVD for the movie didn't come out till the Tuesday after Christmas, but since I worked at a video store, I was able to get it 5 days early. I was nicely rewarded for the surprise. :)

comiddle
10-17-2007, 02:10 AM
I'm too busy having sex to listen to music, but if something just happens to be playing it'd better be GWAR, otherwise I can't get it up. Motorhead works too.

comiddle
10-17-2007, 02:12 AM
And really, getting intimate? Fucking. You meant to say fucking. Getting intimate leaves someone unsatisfied. Fucking sends your neighbours out for a smoke when you're done.

RotationSlimWang
10-17-2007, 02:29 AM
Aenema produces possibly the most vicious fuck sessions in all of music-cum-bonedom. Nobody gets to walk afterwards.

All That I Am
10-17-2007, 07:48 AM
What are some CDs you like to put on when getting intimate? The following are my old reliables:

Portishead, Roseland NYC Live



My favorite too but i play it on vinyl, for added sexiness.

C DUB YA
10-17-2007, 07:50 AM
moon safari

theres no beating that one

agreed

rage patton
10-17-2007, 09:15 AM
METALLICA!

captncrzy
10-17-2007, 10:25 AM
If he's smart-he'll play his GIRLFRIEND's favorite artists-not his.

Just sayin.

Grandpa
10-17-2007, 10:40 AM
A LITTLE TONY ORLANDO ALWAYS GETS GRANDMA IN THE MOOD. SEX AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE, THOUGH. I MEAN FOR GOSHSAKES HER BOOBS HANG DOWN TO HER KNEES...AND I BEEN TRYING TO GET GRANDMA TO GO IN FOR THAT WAXIN' THING YOU YOUNGINS SEEM TO ENJOY.

algunz
10-17-2007, 10:43 AM
Careful with the waxin'

With that old, thin skin - it might pull layers right off of her.

meyouseek
10-17-2007, 10:51 AM
the "garden state" soundtrack. i was actually able to save my virginity until age 27 and that was the album that was playing that december night in 2004. was waiting to meet the right girl and finally did and am glad i waited...otherwise i probably would've gotten the gonoherpasyphilaids at some point before.

Garden State? Are you serious? I wanted to smack that movie in the face for sucking so hard. Dammit, Zero 7 is on that soundtrack. Still no dice. Put on Simple Things if you wanna hear them.

27? Really? Able to save it? Man, I lost that shit at the earliest opportunity like it was an itchy wool sweater.

Greatest album for fuckin' in 1989 (the year I lost it)... Poison, Open Up & Say Ahhhhh. Dirty!

fatbastard
10-17-2007, 10:54 AM
moon safari

theres no beating that one

This is true.

wmgaretjax
10-17-2007, 10:56 AM
the "garden state" soundtrack. i was actually able to save my virginity until age 27 and that was the album that was playing that december night in 2004. was waiting to meet the right girl and finally did and am glad i waited...otherwise i probably would've gotten the gonoherpasyphilaids at some point before.

oh my....

garden state.... *shudders*

suprefan
10-17-2007, 10:59 AM
If he's smart-he'll play his GIRLFRIEND's favorite artists-not his.

Just sayin.


Well let your next b/f know to put on Daft Punk.

''harder, better, faster, stronger''


;)

captncrzy
10-17-2007, 12:30 PM
A LITTLE TONY ORLANDO ALWAYS GETS GRANDMA IN THE MOOD. SEX AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE, THOUGH. I MEAN FOR GOSHSAKES HER BOOBS HANG DOWN TO HER KNEES...AND I BEEN TRYING TO GET GRANDMA TO GO IN FOR THAT WAXIN' THING YOU YOUNGINS SEEM TO ENJOY.

Maybe sex ain't what it used to be cuz you can't get it up. Get some Viagra, you oldtimer you.

captncrzy
10-17-2007, 12:32 PM
Well let your next b/f know to put on Daft Punk.

''harder, better, faster, stronger''


;)

He knows he should get some Depeche on.

He put BOC on once-I told him to "turn that shit off".

Boourns
10-17-2007, 12:42 PM
Pulp - This Is Hardcore

All That I Am
10-17-2007, 12:50 PM
...if she's a freak
Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
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RotationSlimWang
10-17-2007, 12:54 PM
The Garden State Soundtrack, huh?

Did you two collect the tears pouring off your cheeks and use it as lube or what?

Ill_Eagle
10-17-2007, 01:12 PM
I WANT YOUR SOUL.

Somewhat Damaged
10-17-2007, 01:17 PM
So is there any artist or CD that you hate so badly that if the girl (or guy, were you so inclined) you were about to fuck put them on, you'd have to stop and say, "No way, we're not listening to that shit"? Like, something that just kills the mood so completely that you couldn't proceed with it on even with a gun to your head.

Limp Bizkit would do the trick for me. I would get hung up on my hatred of Fred Durst and not even be able to think about sex for several hours afterwards. Kid Rock and Insane Clown Posse, too. (Fortunately, none of these bands have ever actually come up, I'm just thinking of worst case scenarios.)

jackstraw94086
10-17-2007, 01:17 PM
the "garden state" soundtrack. i was actually able to save my virginity until age 27 and that was the album that was playing that december night in 2004. was waiting to meet the right girl and finally did and am glad i waited...otherwise i probably would've gotten the gonoherpasyphilaids at some point before.

"I was actually able to save my virginity" huh? You make it sound as if you're being chased through the streets of London by a mob of girls. I picture you sitting on a bench hiding behind a newspaper in a fake beard as John and Ringo hide in the photo booth. Then I remember you mentioned "garden state" and realize it must have been a mob of boys.

Hurry up, dude! The train's about to leave the platform!

Somewhat Damaged
10-17-2007, 01:19 PM
"I was actually able to save my virginity" huh? You make it sound as if you're being chased through the streets of London by a mob of girls. I picture you sitting on a bench hiding behind a newspaper in a fake beard as John and Ringo hide in the photo booth. Then I remember you mentioned "garden state" and realize it must have been a mob of boys.

Hurry up, dude! The train's about to leave the platform!

:rotfl

J~$$$
10-17-2007, 01:22 PM
the crow soundtrack.

sydaud
10-17-2007, 01:31 PM
moon safari

theres no beating that one


Never again. Now that I know that half the Coachella board fucks to it, now all I would think about is Daft Punk, Radiohead and LOLCATS.

idrive1life
10-17-2007, 01:33 PM
"I was actually able to save my virginity" huh? You make it sound as if you're being chased through the streets of London by a mob of girls. I picture you sitting on a bench hiding behind a newspaper in a fake beard as John and Ringo hide in the photo booth. Then I remember you mentioned "garden state" and realize it must have been a mob of boys.

Hurry up, dude! The train's about to leave the platform!

hahaha

suprefan
10-17-2007, 01:39 PM
He knows he should get some Depeche on.

He put BOC on once-I told him to "turn that shit off".


I can already think of what songs you would wanna hear. All of violator of course, especially Blue Dress right?

TomAz
10-17-2007, 01:45 PM
If he's smart-he'll play his GIRLFRIEND's favorite artists-not his.

Just sayin.

ahahahahaha



and also, do you people actually dislike sex so much that you have to listen to music to pass the time?

Bud Luster
10-17-2007, 02:01 PM
and also, do you people actually dislike sex so much that you have to listen to music to pass the time?

Cmon Tom, you must admit that music and sex go great together. Dont stoic this one up!


Boozoo Bajou - Satta
Kruder & Dorfmeister - K&D sessions

kreutz2112
10-17-2007, 02:02 PM
Cannibal Corpse

Tylerdurden31
10-17-2007, 02:04 PM
anything by AIR works

Portishead - Dummy
Eluvium - Copia

One time, we had the University of Miami radio station on and my roommate was DJing...had to turn that shit off once his started talking

orbit
10-17-2007, 02:09 PM
...if she's a freak
Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy


Nope.

Squarepusher - Greenways Trajectory, or Steinbolt.

Oh yeah.

orbit
10-17-2007, 02:12 PM
And if she is not that 'freak', Bjork's Homogenic will do a great job.

jackstraw94086
10-17-2007, 02:21 PM
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BROKENDOLL
10-17-2007, 02:25 PM
Well let your next b/f know to put on Daft Punk.

''harder, better, faster, stronger''


;) Works for me! As well as "One more time..."

TomAz
10-17-2007, 02:49 PM
Cmon Tom, you must admit that music and sex go great together. Dont stoic this one up!


not to me they don't. nothing stoic about it.

Bud Luster
10-17-2007, 02:50 PM
To each their own I suppose...

RotationSlimWang
10-17-2007, 02:56 PM
Tom feels that playing music while having sex will only exasperate his complete lack of rhythm.

Middle-aged white guy. ::shrug::

amyzzz
10-17-2007, 03:12 PM
Music is too distracting for me. Maybe after a concert I'll be in the mood, but no music during.

captncrzy
10-17-2007, 06:05 PM
I can already think of what songs you would wanna hear. All of violator of course, especially Blue Dress right?

No, not Violator for sex. Black Celebration-it's the darkest.



I just remembered that Morphine is great sex music (the band, not the drug).

gaypalmsprings
10-17-2007, 06:07 PM
http://www.freespiritmassage.net/Music/CD%20Covers/yanni%20love%20songs.jpg

algunz
10-17-2007, 08:00 PM
I like it raw and slow, and fun.

Velvet Underground or Pavement, maybe - but whatever happens to be on the stereo when we decide to share, works just fine.

Somewhat Damaged
10-17-2007, 10:06 PM
and also, do you people actually dislike sex so much that you have to listen to music to pass the time?

It's not that I hate sex but if the radio isn't on, I remain flaccid. I've gone to doctors but the side effects of the medication are worse. Gave me rashes like you wouldn't believe. :nono

rage patton
10-17-2007, 10:08 PM
Never again. Now that I know that half the Coachella board fucks to it, now all I would think about is Daft Punk, Radiohead and LOLCATS.

hahaha.

samiksha
10-17-2007, 10:14 PM
do you people actually dislike sex so much that you have to listen to music to pass the time?

it covers up all the other noises.

miscorrections
10-17-2007, 10:24 PM
music > sex > sex with music playing

rage patton
10-17-2007, 10:28 PM
KENNY G!

All That I Am
10-17-2007, 10:33 PM
So is there any artist or CD that you hate so badly that if the girl (or guy, were you so inclined) you were about to fuck put them on, you'd have to stop and say, "No way, we're not listening to that shit"? Like, something that just kills the mood so completely that you couldn't proceed with it on even with a gun to your head.


I was dating this redhead chick ,she lived like an hour away so the whole drive to my house i was playing music and talking about my deep love for music. She said she totally understood and said she had brought some cds to play when we get to my house. We get to my house and she puts on michael jackson's HIStory and begins telling me how he is the most passionate artist she's ever heard (While fuckin' Annie are you ok? is playing in the background).
Don't get me wrong I still boned her, but i just cut it off after that night.

Boourns
10-17-2007, 11:33 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517XV1WR5WL._AA240_.jpg

ewiggy
10-18-2007, 05:59 AM
the crow soundtrack.

shut your face. i loved that album. in high school.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-18-2007, 06:03 AM
Hail To The Thief because those drum beats on There There are just too good...

orbit
10-18-2007, 09:47 PM
Global Communication - Pentamerous Metamorphosis

Sexecutioner
10-18-2007, 10:16 PM
janes addiction - up the beach, ted just admit it, summertime rolls, 3 days, then she did - all great songs to fuck to.

one of the best bands ever, cuz their music was the perfect combination of art, sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

Sexecutioner
10-18-2007, 10:18 PM
i was actually able to save my virginity until age 27

this explains a lot...

algunz
10-18-2007, 10:22 PM
janes addiction - up the beach, ted just admit it, summertime rolls, 3 days, then she did - all great songs to fuck to.

one of the best bands ever, cuz their music was the perfect combination of art, sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

OMG, Yes, yes, yes!!

goodgrl
10-18-2007, 10:32 PM
In my youngn' days-Happy Mondays
PILLS THRILLS AND BELLYACHES

all time favorite - ALPHA
COME FROM HEAVEN

goodgrl
10-18-2007, 10:33 PM
Boozoo Bajou - Satta
Kruder & Dorfmeister - K&D sessions[/QUOTE]


AHHHH YESSSS!
Kruder & Dorfmeister