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york707
01-18-2007, 07:06 AM
I've got old man breath today for some reason.

adamnikyo
01-18-2007, 07:30 AM
Let's call a spade a spade.

york707
01-18-2007, 07:51 AM
No, I'm not talking Tom old, I'm talking grey-skinned grandpa old.

adamnikyo
01-18-2007, 07:57 AM
Well, all that glitters is not gold.

TomAz
01-18-2007, 07:59 AM
Hey york, what's your favorite lawyer joke?

chairmenmeow47
01-18-2007, 08:02 AM
i have a second date this weekend and i'm scared shitless :x

adamnikyo
01-18-2007, 08:06 AM
From the sublime, to the ridiculous.

TomAz
01-18-2007, 08:10 AM
does your date like anal sex?

chairmenmeow47
01-18-2007, 08:11 AM
*rim shot*

york707
01-18-2007, 08:18 AM
Rim job.

york707
01-18-2007, 08:26 AM
Tom - I keed. the comment in here was to point out the fact that I don't think you are old. just older. than me. and I am older than 75% of the people on here, too, so...

I don't remeber jokes very well, but...

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.
---
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.

---

A physician, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon announced, "Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But before that, God created the heavens and the earth from chaos, in less than a week. You have to admit that was a remarkable feat of engineering, and that makes engineering an older profession than medicine."

The lawyer smirked, and said, "Who do you think created the chaos?"

TomAz
01-18-2007, 08:37 AM
yes i know you were kidding. i don't take it personally.

This one's for John:

Q: what's the difference between an engineer and a corpse?
A: the corpse is better dressed.

psychic friend
01-18-2007, 08:43 AM
hahaha

bug on your lip
01-18-2007, 09:11 AM
dayyyymmmmm Ivy

what will you do on the 3rd date ???

:winkiss

Jenniehoo
01-18-2007, 02:22 PM
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.

Awesome.

mountmccabe
01-18-2007, 02:26 PM
Apparently Hoo's confession was that she doesn't know how to use the "Quote" button.

chairmenmeow47
01-18-2007, 02:26 PM
3rd dates are when i ask random bystanders to join in, duh! :rotfl

Jenniehoo
01-18-2007, 02:32 PM
You're right. I asked Gabe and I still don't understand how so you all have to suffer.

From now on, every time I quote I'm going to say, "remember when you said _____________?"

Wait, is this it? Wait. I can't click this box down here. WHY IS THIS BOX HERE IF I CAN'T CLICK IT? AHHHHH. I QUIT NEW BOARD.

thefunkylama
01-18-2007, 02:41 PM
no, when you wanna quote someone, you click the quote link under the post you wanna quote.

mountmccabe
01-18-2007, 02:45 PM
Apparently Hoo's confession was that she doesn't know how to use the "Quote" button.


3rd dates are when i ask random bystanders to join in, duh! :rotfl


You're right. I asked Gabe and I still don't understand how so you all have to suffer.

From now on, every time I quote I'm going to say, "remember when you said _____________?"

Wait, is this it? Wait. I can't click this box down here. WHY IS THIS BOX HERE IF I CAN'T CLICK IT? AHHHHH. I QUIT NEW BOARD.


no, when you wanna quote someone, you click the quote link under the post you wanna quote.

Multiquote is the bestest. For that you click the little button that has the quote marks and the plus sign for each post you want included in your multiquote. And they can be from any thread, any room.

But the normal way is just the button that says Quote.

These buttons are at the bottom of each post.

And I was serious about laughing at the ROFL HOUSE.

TomAz
01-18-2007, 02:50 PM
I confess I went to the Stagecoach board and acted like an asshole. I confess I enjoyed it.

Jenniehoo
01-18-2007, 03:05 PM
Multiquote is the bestest. For that you click the little button that has the quote marks and the plus sign for each post you want included in your multiquote. And they can be from any thread, any room.

But the normal way is just the button that says Quote.

These buttons are at the bottom of each post.

And I was serious about laughing at the ROFL HOUSE.

OK thank you.

nahuatldream
01-18-2007, 03:38 PM
"old man breath" is intriguing to me

Jenniehoo
01-18-2007, 03:39 PM
I like your quote. We've restored this building to the way it looked over FIFTY YEARS AGO.

luveebunni08
01-18-2007, 03:44 PM
"old man breath" is intriguing to me

what is old man breath? is it something like how old people smell like soap or mothballs? i know they all don't but what is that, really?

JelloPuddingChat
01-18-2007, 05:11 PM
You'd probably know it if you smelled it.

mountmccabe
01-19-2007, 02:53 PM
I confess that I could not access this board from work. But I could before back when it was :81. Also way back for some ezboard days.

JelloPuddingChat
01-19-2007, 02:57 PM
They're now forbidden. Watch your back IS.

psychic friend
01-19-2007, 02:58 PM
in the

mountmccabe
01-19-2007, 03:00 PM
I never got a calander for this year. Well the Chabad of North Phoenix sent me one in September when it was Jewish New Year. That is what I am using. It's a horrible calander. Also I'm not Jewish; I don't know how I got on their list.

nothingman00
01-19-2007, 03:01 PM
How did this thread go from old man's breath, to Ivy's sexual exploits, to standard usage of the "Quote" button, and then back to old man's breath?

amyzzz
01-19-2007, 03:08 PM
Is it in the forbidden band name? ie. Explosions in the Sky? or something like that..

york707
01-19-2007, 09:43 PM
I liked the Brand New song they played on Conan tonight, even if it was a complete Modest Mouse ripoff and despite the fact that it didn't really warrant a three-guitar attack.

SometimesNJ
01-19-2007, 09:58 PM
yeah, there's no use for a third guitar

All That I Am
01-19-2007, 09:59 PM
Sometimes, just sometimes, I like the smell of my own farts.

woogie846
01-19-2007, 10:22 PM
My confession: I own the new Sergio Mendes album.

york707
01-25-2007, 07:18 AM
I just made a lie in the I Won the Board thread.

wazzdabuzz
01-25-2007, 11:29 AM
I have a confession, i lost my v card at coachella.

york707
01-25-2007, 11:30 AM
I must confess: My hair looks really fucking good today.

J~$$$
01-25-2007, 11:32 AM
Ill be the judge of that.

chunk
01-25-2007, 12:55 PM
i always mix up the decemberists and of montreal.

kreutz2112
01-25-2007, 01:11 PM
I confess I went to the Stagecoach board and acted like an asshole. I confess I enjoyed it.

Does psychic friend = countrygurl on the stagecoach board? I was just there and it is kind of wierd...I saw menik and suprefan though

york707
01-26-2007, 10:01 AM
I just made up a bunch of stuff in the apostrophe thread.

chairmenmeow47
01-26-2007, 10:47 AM
and my confession for the day is that i've been on three dates with the guy and we haven't even kissed!

bug on your lip
01-26-2007, 10:56 AM
and my confession for the day is that i've been on three dates with the guy and we haven't even kissed!

no foreplay, straight to the action

luveebunni08
01-26-2007, 12:20 PM
i confess that shocks me

bmack86
01-26-2007, 12:27 PM
I confess that pet turtles are awesome.

dualmoodswings
01-26-2007, 12:58 PM
im feeling more and more stupid every hour of this day, i don't know why.

true confession. i hope expires soon.

thefunkylama
01-26-2007, 04:33 PM
Confession: I have just experienced an apple-gasm. I know it sounds strage, but I'm preparing apples for my next pie and have discovered four of the juiciest Gala apples on the planet; I had one slice of each and my taste buds had a melt-down due to the apple-y goodness that flooded my mouth on each bite.

Yeah. It's an apple-gasm. I can't wait to get into the Braeburn.

vinylmartyr
01-26-2007, 05:41 PM
I saw Martin Gore on the stagecoach forum.

Calamity Jane
01-26-2007, 06:33 PM
This thread is a fucking rip off of a good idea and totally falls flat with retardery.

Yablonowitz
01-26-2007, 06:48 PM
Calamity Jane would never say "retardedry".

york707
01-26-2007, 08:06 PM
I am drunk
..
Quite drunk.

nahuatldream
01-26-2007, 08:52 PM
and my confession for the day is that i've been on three dates with the guy and we haven't even kissed!

I confess that this wouldn't shock me.

b4ipineaway
01-28-2007, 12:52 AM
Welcome lambs to the First Evangelical Church of Coachella!

For todays service: Confess unto me brothers and sisters your concert going sins. While in Indio California was the devil in your souls? Did he cause you to be greedy, to be rambunctious, to be lacivious? Tell your stories of elation as you broke from the teachings of scripture and partied down, partied down - all over the town.

york707
01-28-2007, 07:44 AM
Hi, I'm the Confessions thread.

vinylmartyr
01-29-2007, 01:31 AM
Have made like 200 post today.

vinylmartyr
01-29-2007, 02:58 AM
I just lost my internet connection and it was like the earth stood still.

kreutz2112
01-29-2007, 11:59 AM
I just lost my internet connection and it was like the earth stood still.

Experienced that on Saturday...it came back right before I stepped off the table.

mob roulette
02-03-2007, 05:29 AM
i'm addicted to generic nicotine lozenges

Alejo
02-03-2007, 11:42 AM
I confess that Ive been a Lurker for 5 years now.

Coachellian
02-03-2007, 12:11 PM
i have a taboo date next week

lindseyb
02-03-2007, 03:06 PM
taboo, as in the board game?

york707
02-03-2007, 07:38 PM
I think he means he has a date with his 12-year old nephew.

Balthazar B
02-03-2007, 07:44 PM
Today I puked...

and called in crook as a chook.

york707
02-09-2007, 11:29 AM
Hi. I'm the confessions thread.

kimery08
02-09-2007, 11:35 AM
i confess that i drink more than i should but will deny it for as long as i can.

blakely
02-09-2007, 11:42 AM
ive always wanted a "happy ending" form a massage parlor....

lindseyb
02-09-2007, 11:43 AM
i'm dreading being the maid of honor in a friend's wedding. i can't stand the groom and i think they are idiots for getting married so fast.

amyzzz
02-09-2007, 11:44 AM
I resented a friend of mine for NOT choosing me as one of her 6 or so bridesmaids, and I don't really speak to her anymore. It's been 7 years anyway.

DeltaSigChi4
02-09-2007, 11:45 AM
CONFESSION: I have an erection right now.

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chairmenmeow47
02-09-2007, 11:48 AM
i cried today :( my office buddy of three years left today :( :( :(

i'm happy for him, he gets to be a studio engineer at this new place in mesa that's being built and he'll make more money than he does here, but i miss him already :( :( :(

york707
02-09-2007, 11:55 AM
I've never understood how upset some girls get over not being asked to be a bridesmaid and how it can ruin friendships. Seriously.

judila
02-09-2007, 11:59 AM
I'm in a really pissy mood and I just might kill someone at work today...

TomAz
02-09-2007, 12:01 PM
me too. let's have a death battle.

amyzzz
02-09-2007, 12:09 PM
I've never understood how upset some girls get over not being asked to be a bridesmaid and how it can ruin friendships. Seriously.
I don't know if it was that specifically so much as this particular friend having way too many other friends and no time to spend with me. I'm rather possessive. That may have been the final straw.

judila
02-09-2007, 12:18 PM
me too. let's have a death battle.

First one to kill a co-worker wins?

TomAz
02-09-2007, 12:21 PM
you're on.

Tylerdurden31
02-09-2007, 12:28 PM
I want it to snow 6 feet where I am so I can stay at my house this weekend and have some "me" time

caco0283
02-09-2007, 12:28 PM
I'm going to spend Valentine's day alone, and I'm happy about that

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-09-2007, 02:22 PM
I want it to snow 6 feet where I am so I can stay at my house this weekend and have some "me" time


Is "me time" a euphemism for the only love that counts - the love between a man and his downloaded mpegs?

Just askin'...

kimery08
02-09-2007, 02:26 PM
i really dislike valentines day.








but ask me again next year just in case im with someone.

sonofhal
02-09-2007, 02:36 PM
Old confession.

A few years back, my then band was doing a gig with a band who turned out to be a bunch of rude little shits. While they were soundchecking, one of my mates pisssed in a glass and poured it all over their freshly baked vegetarian lasagne. (part of their rider) - We then did our sound check, came back to the dressing room, and tried not to die laughing as they were all sat there eating the tainted pasta.

The band was The Cranberries (remember them?)

kimery08
02-09-2007, 02:38 PM
yes, yes i do.

DeltaSigChi4
02-09-2007, 02:42 PM
You're a son of a bitch, sonofhal. :mad:

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amyzzz
02-09-2007, 02:43 PM
Old confession.

A few years back, my then band was doing a gig with a band who turned out to be a bunch of rude little shits. While they were soundchecking, one of my mates pisssed in a glass and poured it all over their freshly baked vegetarian lasagne. (part of their rider) - We then did our sound check, came back to the dressing room, and tried not to die laughing as they were all sat there eating the tainted pasta.

The band was The Cranberries (remember them?)
You mean more like 15 years back?

chairmenmeow47
02-09-2007, 02:47 PM
Old confession.

A few years back, my then band was doing a gig with a band who turned out to be a bunch of rude little shits. While they were soundchecking, one of my mates pisssed in a glass and poured it all over their freshly baked vegetarian lasagne. (part of their rider) - We then did our sound check, came back to the dressing room, and tried not to die laughing as they were all sat there eating the tainted pasta.

The band was The Cranberries (remember them?)

omg, what a dick! i remember someone peed in my sun-tea at boarding school, but thankfully a friend told me before i drank it!!!

luveebunni08
02-09-2007, 02:48 PM
I've never understood how upset some girls get over not being asked to be a bridesmaid and how it can ruin friendships. Seriously.


my sister originally chose her friend as her maid of honor but later decided on having me. now i'm kinda obligated to have her as mine, whenever i do get married, even thought i was the second choice. eh, people blow that stuff waaaaay out of proportion.

i confess i dislike valentine's day because you have 364 days to tell someone you care. if you wait till valentine's day to make up for the other days you denied you're a commercial idiot and don't deserve the person you have.

hawkingvsreeve
02-09-2007, 04:29 PM
I want it to snow 6 feet where I am so I can stay at my house this weekend and have some "me" time

Be on the lookout for ceiling cat.

dinowhore
02-09-2007, 08:20 PM
confession of the hour, man i'm faded.

Suffacated
02-09-2007, 08:24 PM
I've got old man breath today for some reason.

Better than having wiener breath...

york707
02-09-2007, 08:36 PM
I didn't say I didn't have that too.

In fact, the two are hardly mutually exclusive.

jerpar24
02-09-2007, 11:39 PM
I confess I am afraid of a girl that lives in the same little town I live in.

I would also like to point out I have never been afraid of any woman but there is something about her.

dontfeedthebird
02-09-2007, 11:45 PM
I confess I spent my student loan budget on a ticket.

vinylmartyr
02-09-2007, 11:48 PM
sweet

york707
02-10-2007, 06:50 AM
I did that with my "paycheck" that's supposed to go towards things like "rent" and "food" and "credit card bills"

full on idle
02-10-2007, 09:42 AM
I'm going to start watching Battlestar Galactica without watching the mini series first. I've had these dvds for like 3 weeks and I didn't have a chance to find the mini series so I'm just going to piece together what's going on from the context clues. kttysbb

mountmccabe
02-10-2007, 10:22 AM
Quickish situation report:
Humans created cylons to do stuff for them. Cylons were smart. Rebelled and there was a big war. Then there was a treaty and they went away. The cylons developed humanoid robots (and have 12 diferent models) and attacked the 12 colonies and killed damn near everybody. The Galactica survived because it's old and doesn't use the new networked computer systems which Cylon spies sabotaged. The Galactica gathered up as many off-world ships as they could find and jumped away and began running. And now they're looking for the 13th colony, Earth.

Cylon humanoid robots aren't copies of humans; they're unique. But you can't tell they're not human. And they can be programmed to think they're human and thus are good sleeper agents. And when they die they get downloaded into new bodies. And all the copies are distinct (they have very similar personalities but different experiences, etc.)

It was pretty much all Baltar's fault. He halucinates (or something) a Six (but this Six is distinct from the one that tricked him on Caprica.) Rosyln was the Secretary of Education or something but she was the highest ranking member of the Government so now she's the president. She was in Sneakers.

Yeah.

york707
02-10-2007, 10:32 AM
So say we all.

vinylmartyr
02-10-2007, 10:35 AM
i have indigestion and i feel gassy

dontfeedthebird
02-10-2007, 10:40 AM
I'm not changing out of my pajamas today.

mountmccabe
02-10-2007, 12:20 PM
Haha, awesome Jeff.

Also don't take that to mean that I thought you'd have trouble understand what was going on, Valarie.

I am doing horrible at looking for a new place to live in Phoenix.

Also, I meant York, not Lynch.

mountmccabe
02-10-2007, 12:26 PM
Also: I have not paid rent for Februrary. To be fair my roommate/landlord/the guy what owns the house doesn't live here anymore and I have not yet seen him this month.

DeltaSigChi4
02-10-2007, 01:07 PM
I paid for February [rent], yet haven't slept a single night there this month.

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CheersDarlin
02-10-2007, 08:09 PM
I want to lose 20 lbs before going to coachella, but I doubt I'll actually do it.

CuervoPH
02-10-2007, 08:14 PM
I want to lose 20 lbs before going to coachella, but I doubt I'll actually do it.

You and me both. It doesn't help that I ate close to my own weight in sushi tonight.

CheersDarlin
02-10-2007, 09:17 PM
You and me both. It doesn't help that I ate close to my own weight in sushi tonight.

Well then lets start tomorrow

CuervoPH
02-10-2007, 10:24 PM
Works for me. I need to start my ramen noodle diet anyway to afford the Coachella trip. LOL

CheersDarlin
02-11-2007, 12:07 PM
Oh yeah and about 2 months ago I backed into someones car and just drove off... I know it was a bitch move.

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 12:09 PM
Oh yeah and about 2 months ago I backed into someones car and just drove off... I know it was a bitch move.

i think i love you.

and oh yeah, UFO's are REAL.

CheersDarlin
02-11-2007, 12:14 PM
i think i love you.

and oh yeah, UFO's are REAL.

and I wasn't even driving my car.

mob roulette
02-11-2007, 12:20 PM
and I wasn't even driving my car.

awesome. if i didn't have to leave right this very second, i would so challenge you to a wrestling match. without my car keys though.

Yablonowitz
02-11-2007, 12:48 PM
I'm going to start watching Battlestar Galactica without watching the mini series first. I've had these dvds for like 3 weeks and I didn't have a chance to find the mini series so I'm just going to piece together what's going on from the context clues. kttysbb

The only one who loses here is you.

rampaige
02-11-2007, 01:58 PM
I want to lose 20 lbs before going to coachella, but I doubt I'll actually do it.

I want to lose weight before going as well. I've signed up for a half marathon the weekend before Coachella in hopes it will motivate me to exercise.

My confession: I have not gone running for nearly a week now. If I don't get back in the saddle soon I'm totally screwed.

Also, I hate winter.

mountmccabe
02-11-2007, 01:58 PM
I didn't realize Rufus Wainwright's mother was Kate McGarrigle.

samiksha
02-11-2007, 02:20 PM
a boy is cheating on his girlfriend with me:sorry

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 04:23 PM
I checked out my boyfriend's porn. I was not impressed. My porn is way better. What is it with guys and money shots?

kimery08
02-11-2007, 06:02 PM
I checked out my boyfriend's porn. I was not impressed. My porn is way better. What is it with guys and money shots?

good question.

vinylmartyr
02-11-2007, 06:07 PM
I would tell you but you posted that lame poster that we have seen 14,000 times the last 3 years. You must be punished.

CheersDarlin
02-11-2007, 06:09 PM
I confess I like to drink straight from the carton and from other peoples water bottles, fuck waterfalling.

kimery08
02-11-2007, 06:09 PM
well i wanted it to be seen 14,001 times.

shit.

now please answer the lady's question.

dedzilla
02-11-2007, 06:16 PM
My boyfriend is out in search for female to female adapters for his entertainment center.. and I still haven't stopped giggling.

rampaige
02-11-2007, 06:45 PM
It's like two donuts colliding.

OO

CheersDarlin
02-11-2007, 07:02 PM
awesome. if i didn't have to leave right this very second, i would so challenge you to a wrestling match. without my car keys though.

I don't wrestle, I beat people up.

Courtney
02-11-2007, 07:04 PM
I confess that my employer accidentally direct deposited twice my normal salary into my checking account... and I didn't say anything.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2007, 07:07 PM
I stopped watching the Grammy's after the Dixie Chicks performed. There was nothing left to see.

Mr.Nipples
02-11-2007, 07:19 PM
I stopped watching the Grammy's after the Dixie Chicks performed. There was nothing left to see.

i second this...

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 02:01 AM
Everytime I type booze, drugs, and smuggle. I start to giggle.

RockStr4Life
02-12-2007, 02:11 AM
My boyfriend is out in search for female to female adapters for his entertainment center.. and I still haven't stopped giggling.

Female adapters are the ones with the hole.

york707
02-12-2007, 10:03 AM
And female to female adpaters are double dong dildos?

york707
02-12-2007, 10:03 AM
I am just now feeling better after last night's The Shins show.

kimery08
02-12-2007, 10:05 AM
im jealous.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 10:08 AM
i confess i didn't go to college today because i felt guilty for not doing the work.

TomAz
02-12-2007, 10:09 AM
i confess i didn't go to college today because I graduated before you were born.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 10:12 AM
i confess i didn't go to college today because I graduated before you were born.

i confess that that is a better reason than mine.

kimery08
02-12-2007, 10:17 AM
mine too.

judila
02-12-2007, 10:23 AM
a boy is cheating on his girlfriend with me:sorry

NOT cool. You must break it off now. Think about this poor girl. What did she ever do to you to deserve this? No matter what rationalizations you come up with, they do not excuse your actions. You seem to feel bad about it. Do the right thing. Tell this guy he needs to choose. Give him time to figure out what the fuck he really wants. If you and he are meant to be, it will be, but don't treat this other woman like she's a non-person without feelings. It just sucks, plain and simple.

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 10:38 AM
NOT cool. You must break it off now. Think about this poor girl. What did she ever do to you to deserve this? No matter what rationalizations you come up with, they do not excuse your actions. You seem to feel bad about it. Do the right thing. Tell this guy he needs to choose. Give him time to figure out what the fuck he really wants. If you and he are meant to be, it will be, but don't treat this other woman like she's a non-person without feelings. It just sucks, plain and simple.

I have a friend who just got divorced because she was having an affair with her married supervisor (with two kids). She's agreed to get a new job and she believes he is going to get a divorce and move in with her because they were "meant to be."

She ignr'int.

chairmenmeow47
02-12-2007, 10:41 AM
lol, i confess i want to fight the guy who's cheating on his girlfriend with samiksha :)

york707
02-12-2007, 10:56 AM
I confess I get Kimery and Hannah confused.

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 10:57 AM
a boy is cheating on his girlfriend with me:sorry

1st off that is not cool. This makes you a bitch.

Now to my confession

I'm afraid of a girl named Brooke.

2nd Confession

I tell this girl I miss her when I really don't. I feel like a ass hole because of it too. She thinks I don't fuck around when she is away at college.

She also thinks I don't know what she does at college.

york707
02-12-2007, 10:57 AM
Then again, I got Amyzzz and Nando confused for like six months last year.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 10:57 AM
I confess I get Kimery and Hannah confused.

i confess that doesn't bother me.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 11:01 AM
i also confess i spend a lot more time online than i should.

TomAz
02-12-2007, 11:01 AM
NOT cool. You must break it off now. Think about this poor girl. What did she ever do to you to deserve this? No matter what rationalizations you come up with, they do not excuse your actions. You seem to feel bad about it. Do the right thing. Tell this guy he needs to choose. Give him time to figure out what the fuck he really wants. If you and he are meant to be, it will be, but don't treat this other woman like she's a non-person without feelings. It just sucks, plain and simple.

I confess that while I certainly agree with Judilla, I think her post violates the rules of the confession thread. If people are going to confess they need to know that they can do so without being judged.

Otherwise I'd have to tell this guy:

1st off that is not cool. This makes you a bitch.

Now to my confession

I'm afraid of a girl named Brooke.

2nd Confession

I tell this girl I miss her when I really don't. I feel like a ass hole because of it too. She thinks I don't fuck around when she is away at college.

She also thinks I don't know what she does at college.

that he's a hypocrite. and an asshole. and a bitter douche. But since I believe this thread needs to support those in need of getting it off their chest, rather then telling them what I think, I won't do that.

judila
02-12-2007, 11:06 AM
I confess that while I certainly agree with Judilla, I think her post violates the rules of the confession thread. If people are going to confess they need to know that they can do so without being judged.

True dat. I guess I will say to her "Say ten Hail Mary's and God be with you" instead, then...

I confess I was raised Jewish, I don't even know what the above means...

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 11:07 AM
I convinced Sting to break it off with The Police and told him that he really wasn't cockney, but rather an intellectually blessed and musically superior force who really should only focus on making literary music exploring themes fit for the royal blood he possessed.


I didn't think he'd believe me.

TomAz
02-12-2007, 11:08 AM
I confess I was raised Jewish, I don't even know what the above means...


ok, say 10 hava nagilas and lend her money.



oh man i'm in trouble now.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 11:09 AM
oy vey

kimery08
02-12-2007, 11:14 AM
i confess that sometimes i too get myself confused with hannah. and that doesnt bother me at all.

i also confess that i hate it when my boss talks about politics with me after i specifically told her its off limits. like today at lunch...
and i think she secretly hates mexicans. and im half mexican.

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 11:15 AM
I confess that while I certainly agree with Judilla, I think her post violates the rules of the confession thread. If people are going to confess they need to know that they can do so without being judged.

Otherwise I'd have to tell this guy:


that he's a hypocrite. and an asshole. and a bitter douche. But since I believe this thread needs to support those in need of getting it off their chest, rather then telling them what I think, I won't do that.

I am a hypocrite and an asshole. But No way in hell am I a douche. Also the girl I was talking is not my gf she is just a sex buddy that fell in love with me.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 11:16 AM
the little dood from Fantasy Island was half mexican too

kimery08
02-12-2007, 11:16 AM
someone always gets hurt with the sex buddy thing.

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 11:18 AM
NOT cool. You must break it off now. Think about this poor girl. What did she ever do to you to deserve this? No matter what rationalizations you come up with, they do not excuse your actions. You seem to feel bad about it. Do the right thing. Tell this guy he needs to choose. Give him time to figure out what the fuck he really wants. If you and he are meant to be, it will be, but don't treat this other woman like she's a non-person without feelings. It just sucks, plain and simple.
I've done that a couple of times. I didn't really get anywhere with those guys.

kimery08
02-12-2007, 11:19 AM
to the mistresses, are you having what you consider a "relationship" with these men or is it a sex buddy thing ?

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 11:24 AM
someone always gets hurt with the sex buddy thing.

Ya it does and its like so deep now because she will call me and talk to me for about a hour. Then right when we ahng up she send me a text telling my how much she misses me and how much she wants to lay next to me. I don't know what to do.

chairmenmeow47
02-12-2007, 11:25 AM
i confess that sometimes i too get myself confused with hannah. and that doesnt bother me at all.

i also confess that i hate it when my boss talks about politics with me after i specifically told her its off limits. like today at lunch...
and i think she secretly hates mexicans. and im half mexican.

bua ha ha, i'm half too, it's funny cause i don't look it and people here talk shit about them all the time. one day my roommate kept going "we need to take the power tools in in case some mexicans steal it" and she kept saying that and finally i yelled "what if someone else steals it?!" and she didn't respond, lol.

and i also confess that my romanian co-worker just told me he couldn't kiss his date last night because my face popped into his head... w... t... f...

thinnerair
02-12-2007, 11:26 AM
Then again, I got Amyzzz and Nando confused for like six months last year.

is that so, rambo?

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 11:30 AM
I confess that i tried to like clap your hands say yeah, and i couldn't do it.

and also that i am [technically] jewish but i don't broadcast it because if i tell someone, they spend an inordinate amount of time staring at my nose to determine whether or not this is true.

york707
02-12-2007, 11:31 AM
You guys both started posting at the same time and I wanna say you had similar avatars... I've got it straight now - you're a skinny little chick with small boobs and no self esteem whereas amy is a master kickballer. See? Crystal Clear.

kimery08
02-12-2007, 11:32 AM
bua ha ha, i'm half too, it's funny cause i don't look it and people here talk shit about them all the time. one day my roommate kept going "we need to take the power tools in in case some mexicans steal it" and she kept saying that and finally i yelled "what if someone else steals it?!" and she didn't respond, lol.

and i also confess that my romanian co-worker just told me he couldn't kiss his date last night because my face popped into his head... w... t... f...

hahahahahahaha. i dont look it at all either. but she knows! whenever she says something about the immigrants ?? or people selling oranges on the corner or something she always stops, looks at me, and says "you know i dont dislike mexicans but..."

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 11:34 AM
You guys both started posting at the same time and I wanna say you had similar avatars... I've got it straight now - you're a skinny little chick with small boobs and no self esteem whereas amy is a master kickballer. See? Crystal Clear.

hahaahahahahaha
*laughing ass off*

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 11:39 AM
I hate when people ask me if I'm mexican.

kimery08
02-12-2007, 11:44 AM
because you are or you arent?

J~$$$
02-12-2007, 11:44 AM
are you hispanic?

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 11:45 AM
In my spare time, I am actually a rather accomplished concert pianist. I can play nearly all the works of Ryuichi Sakamoto. My weekday Internet persona is mostly shtick.

Also, I hit a guy with my car once. In Dearborn, Michigan. I just hit him and kept going. I don't know if he's alive or dead. But not a day goes by that I don't see his face.

Also sometimes cry in sleep. But fuck you. Also confessions best thread.

Also Pete Wentz goddamned ASS face. Scarlett and Colin look just like fucking shetland ponies, but Pete Wentz ASS FACE. Truth?

SheriNOIR
02-12-2007, 11:45 AM
I confess I hate where I live..
I couldn't think of anything else worth confessing.
I don't have juicy confessions..

Watch this space ( after coachella.. )

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 11:47 AM
Also, I hit a guy with my car once. In Dearborn, Michigan. I just him and kept going. I don't know if he's alive or dead. But not a day goes by that I don't see his face.


I confess you've been watching almost famous

and that i've seen it too many times

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 11:48 AM
i have a rather accomplished penis.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 11:50 AM
I confess you've been watching almost famous

and that i've seen it too many times

All right. But I'm just going to say this and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know guys, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we're all looking out for him. He's doing a great job, and don't worry - he's still a virgin. And that's more than I've ever said to my own parents, so there you go... This is the maid speaking, by the way.

chairmenmeow47
02-12-2007, 11:52 AM
In my spare time, I am actually a rather accomplished concert pianist. I can play nearly all the works of Ryuichi Sakamoto. My weekday Internet persona is mostly shtick.

Also, I hit a guy with my car once. In Dearborn, Michigan. I just him and kept going. I don't know if he's alive or dead. But not a day goes by that I don't see his face.

Also sometimes cry in sleep. But fuck you. Also confessions best thread.

Also Pete Wentz goddamned ASS face. Scarlett and Colin look just like fucking shetland ponies, but Pete Wentz ASS FACE. Truth?


whoa, that's quite the confession post!

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 11:52 AM
All right. But I'm just going to say this and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know guys, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we're all looking out for him. He's doing a great job, and don't worry - he's still a virgin. And that's more than I've ever said to my own parents, so there you go... This is the maid speaking, by the way.

I confess that i am a golden god.

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 11:55 AM
You guys both started posting at the same time and I wanna say you had similar avatars... I've got it straight now - you're a skinny little chick with small boobs and no self esteem whereas amy is a master kickballer. See? Crystal Clear.

When I've gotten people confused, they're usually the same gender. I used to get yablo and vinyl confused.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 11:56 AM
i once got TomAZ and colorado ron confused

kimery08
02-12-2007, 12:04 PM
i dont like capital letters.
only r's.

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 12:05 PM
rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 12:05 PM
I don't like movies where all the characters are talking animals

and i don't believe in soulmates.

kimery08
02-12-2007, 12:06 PM
thank you.

chairmenmeow47
02-12-2007, 12:08 PM
i dont like capital letters.
only r's.

i only like capital G's myself :)

bug on your lip
02-12-2007, 12:09 PM
i like O's
big and little

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 12:28 PM
I confess my last two jobs were as a janitor, and i am the biggest slob you'll ever meet.

kimery08
02-12-2007, 12:29 PM
how do you feel about zeros?

J~$$$
02-12-2007, 12:29 PM
I had a footlong today......

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 12:32 PM
...in which orifice?

TomAz
02-12-2007, 12:39 PM
ok who are you and what have you done with amy.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 01:02 PM
I confess I'm kinda sweaty right now.

york707
02-12-2007, 01:03 PM
From what?

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 01:08 PM
I dont know, maybe its the sweater I'm wearing

Courtney
02-12-2007, 01:09 PM
No doubt sweaty from all of this hot Coachella lovin.

kreutz2112
02-12-2007, 01:09 PM
Speed posting

kimery08
02-12-2007, 01:11 PM
Speed posting

gets me every time.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 01:14 PM
is there any other kind of posting?

kreutz2112
02-12-2007, 01:16 PM
is there any other kind of posting?

faster speed posting?

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 01:16 PM
Yeah you guys are just some kinda super crazy fast posters.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 01:23 PM
Maybe some day I'll be as good as you.

kreutz2112
02-12-2007, 01:23 PM
Maybe some day I'll be as good as you.

never!! mwhahahahah

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 01:25 PM
Maybe.

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 01:26 PM
I am not even the top poster from the old board. I just have a bunch of free time right now.

http://p073.ezboard.com/bgoldenvoice.boardStatsUserLink?sortBy=totalPosts

Look at these losers.

J~$$$
02-12-2007, 01:28 PM
3382 booyah.

kreutz2112
02-12-2007, 01:30 PM
I remember that...everyones avatar brings back memories

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 01:31 PM
3382 booyah.


These people don't even know your old screen name. I took me awhile to figure it out.

hawkingvsreeve
02-12-2007, 01:33 PM
I almost made it to 5k.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 01:35 PM
I confess I think that adult braces are funny.

Yablonowitz
02-12-2007, 01:36 PM
I almost made it to 5k.

No wonder you're in a wheelchair.

kreutz2112
02-12-2007, 01:45 PM
No wonder you're in a wheelchair.

:rotfl

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 01:50 PM
Created new aliases today.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 01:50 PM
i confess that Vinylmartyr reminds me of someone i used to know who i miss, and i'm pretending they are the same person.

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 01:54 PM
Just don't break my heart.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 01:55 PM
wasn't the plan.

bleep
02-12-2007, 02:04 PM
i confess that i'm a tad afraid of Psychic Friend right now....

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 02:07 PM
i confess that until i looked at the clock just now, i thought it was evening.

psychic friend
02-12-2007, 02:17 PM
http://adrian.gimp.org/lava.jpg

thinnerair
02-12-2007, 03:21 PM
You guys both started posting at the same time and I wanna say you had similar avatars... I've got it straight now - you're a skinny little chick with small boobs and no self esteem whereas amy is a master kickballer. See? Crystal Clear.

right. youve basically got it.
then again, I hear amy is actually quite cocky and really into herself. I also hear she is really really tall. Like...REALLY tall.

judila
02-12-2007, 03:24 PM
I confess that I confuse most of you because I'm not on this board enough... well, that and I'm old and senile...

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 03:31 PM
because you are or you arent?

NO I am not I'm Irish and Native American. But for some reason everyone thinks I am mexican

mountmccabe
02-12-2007, 03:44 PM
I confess that while I certainly agree with Judilla, I think her post violates the rules of the confession thread. If people are going to confess they need to know that they can do so without being judged.




ridicule is not only ok in this thread - it is encouraged

this is not your fathers silent catholic confessional. this is a place for members to get stuff off of their chests and then be chastised for it by everyone else. (http://p073.ezboard.com/fgoldenvoicefrm17.showMessageRange?topicID=701.top ic&start=1&stop=20)

So judge away, Tom.

The only thing I will add is that this thread is the only place for the judging and ridicule and expressing shock and horror at what people have done. Don't bring this shit up in other threads or chat or whatnot.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 06:56 PM
I confess that I'm trying to think of who I want on my homo and hetero islands, it tough.

AEversW
02-12-2007, 07:01 PM
i want to have Jack Bauer's babies

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 07:13 PM
These are not confessions people.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 07:17 PM
Confess to us, amy. be a model of purity and repentance.

what are we doing wrong?

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 07:20 PM
I confessed about being the other woman, but I was hanging on someone else's coattails because she posted it first. We need down and dirty confessions here.

I think someone confessed to shotoing his cousin with a bb gun on the old board (who was that?). That was awesome.

AEversW
02-12-2007, 07:26 PM
i confess that my last girl friend cheated on me with a girl named emma. I ended up cheating on that same girlfriend with the same girl. then we had a 3 some!

DeltaSigChi4
02-12-2007, 07:35 PM
CONFESSION: I laid down with some puppies earlier just to get them to sleep, and ended up sleeping for like four[4] hours [actually more]. Guess they were the ones really tricking me, considering that they were no where to be found when I awoke.

E

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 07:44 PM
I had sex with this girl's mom. We were drunk and I just got out of the Army. It was a big mistake and that girl hasn't spoken to me since she walked into her mom's room and I was asleep in the bed. The worse thing is I Didn't feel bad.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 07:46 PM
That is quite a confession.

amyzzz
02-12-2007, 07:47 PM
That's more like it.

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 08:08 PM
That is quite a confession.

Thanks

I've been meaning to get that off my chest.

airguitarvet
02-12-2007, 08:19 PM
i confessed at madonna's confession tour.

samiksha
02-12-2007, 08:47 PM
okay, i have more other woman type confessions! also, first off, i want to say that his girlfriend cheats on him too and they frequently call eachother asking who the other is hanging out with and if they fucked said person.

so, the other day in the middle of sex we called our on and off significant others to tell them we love them.

yes!

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 08:52 PM
i confess that the other day in chat, someone told me what i know to be blatant lies. and i didn't call them on it because i didn't want to embarrass them. and then i told people about it behind their back.

:/

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 08:58 PM
I never know what people are talking about in the chat so I just don't say much.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 08:59 PM
It wasn't you.

samiksha
02-12-2007, 09:00 PM
was it smellysocks? she's a dumb bitch.

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 09:01 PM
It was not.

samiksha
02-12-2007, 09:02 PM
i confess that smellysocks is my roommate

Hannahrain
02-12-2007, 09:02 PM
hahaha

jerpar24
02-12-2007, 09:31 PM
okay, i have more other woman type confessions! also, first off, i want to say that his girlfriend cheats on him too and they frequently call eachother asking who the other is hanging out with and if they fucked said person.

so, the other day in the middle of sex we called our on and off significant others to tell them we love them.

yes!

I had a girl call me when I was getting head from her sister. She called to see if I knew who her sister was out with.

bballarl
02-12-2007, 09:31 PM
I would like to confess that I argued with two of my friends this weekend over a $.75 skin when we were playing mini-golf. For like an hour.

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 10:11 PM
My old roommate used to pee on the toilet seat and I would take his pillow to wipe it off.

mob roulette
02-12-2007, 10:54 PM
My old roommate used to pee on the toilet seat and I would take his pillow to wipe it off.

that's great. i used to live with this guy who would drop to his knees every time he had to take a piss. true story. some kind of disorder. also he had the upstairs bedroom so i was constantly having to explain to guests what all the racket was about.

also i can't stop saying colin meloy. who is colin meloy? colin meloy skin cream will get your hands so clean. colin meloy freshest in four counties. colin meloy taste the difference. colin meloy colin meloy colin meloy.

it's a fucking EARworm. try it and see.

Barbara, the ninja
02-12-2007, 11:04 PM
I don't know how to walk in high heels, but I buy super 4 inch heels anyway.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 11:07 PM
I confess that I wish I was still a virgin.

Barbara, the ninja
02-12-2007, 11:08 PM
Virginity is sooo overrated. Don't worry about it :)

AEversW
02-12-2007, 11:16 PM
I confess that I wish I was still a virgin.

i do too...the person i lost it too was a huge mistake and a slut.

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 11:17 PM
I'm a virgin.

CheersDarlin
02-12-2007, 11:27 PM
I'm a virgin.

Oh thanks you just had to rub it in.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-12-2007, 11:28 PM
Oh thanks you just had to rub it in.



THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 11:35 PM
Oh thanks you just had to rub it in.

No mostly I have to rub it out.

vinylmartyr
02-12-2007, 11:36 PM
I wish I could ZING myself.

AEversW
02-12-2007, 11:37 PM
that was a good one you earned the right to ZING yourself.