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miscorrections
07-29-2007, 08:02 PM
yes but i wanted to be vice president because they don't do work and they have more fun.

i guess i could bump up to president if i had to, though.

ewiggy
07-29-2007, 08:08 PM
oh, rachel miner maybe?

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/showbiz.today/images/2001/08/story.miner.jpg

SojuGorae
07-29-2007, 08:32 PM
yup, her

CuervoPH
07-29-2007, 09:04 PM
What kind of commitment are we talking here with this fan club? I personally don't have time to be more than a casual fan, so if you need volunteers for stalking and stuff, I'm out...

On the other hand, I could manage a yearly fanzine or something.

miscorrections
07-29-2007, 09:10 PM
ok, a fanzine would be nice. it won't be a huge commitment, once in a while we'll just get together to discuss the 1999 version of kristen. and like i said there will be buttons.

bballarl
07-30-2007, 12:43 AM
This is going to be the best club ever.

RotationSlimWang
07-30-2007, 02:16 AM
I would much rather start a Nicole Brown Simpon fan club than a Kristen Nicole Brown fan club. Nothing against you, Wiggums--but I haven't seen your insides strewn all over the place yet, so you're at a disadvantage.

Seen some insides, just not in strewn form, if you know what I mean. Flared, maybe, but not strewn.

bug on your lip
07-30-2007, 06:32 AM
I would much rather start a Nicole Brown Simpon fan club than a Kristen Nicole Brown fan club. Nothing against you, Wiggums--but I haven't seen your insides strewn all over the place yet, so you're at a disadvantage.

Seen some insides, just not in strewn form, if you know what I mean. Flared, maybe, but not strewn.

try again

sonofhal
07-30-2007, 07:38 AM
Nice Bauhaus gear Kristen.

I concur.

miscorrections
07-30-2007, 09:13 AM
This is going to be the best club ever.

um, going to be? it already is.

bballarl
07-30-2007, 09:54 AM
But we don't even have the full range of officers yet. I would say it is only in the planning stages, with obvious potential to be the best club ever.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 09:55 AM
I like Kristen.

bballarl
07-30-2007, 09:56 AM
I do too. Perhaps we can have a fan club session detailing why we like Kristen in 1999 and why we like her now. Then we can compare the two.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 09:58 AM
I actually like people who have TALENT, ok? I have liked Kristen since 1995.

bballarl
07-30-2007, 09:59 AM
I discovered Kristen before you.

bug on your lip
07-30-2007, 10:00 AM
i heard about Kristen when she was a Sophmore in HS

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 10:01 AM
My parents were Ewigheads when I was a kid. We followed her around the country in a VW.

bballarl
07-30-2007, 10:02 AM
I discovered her in a small club in Ann Arbor. A dive bar, really.

ewiggy
07-30-2007, 10:04 AM
My parents were Ewigheads when I was a kid. We followed her around the country in a VW.

woah, creepy.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 10:05 AM
There's nothing creepy about free love.

bug on your lip
07-30-2007, 10:11 AM
My cousin went to school with someone who once served ewiggy a cherry dilly bar

miscorrections
07-30-2007, 01:20 PM
I like Kristen.


i heard about Kristen when she was a Sophmore in HS

would either of you be interested in officer positions? because andrew, he of little faith, won't accept that this is the best club ever until everything's filled.

sonofhal
07-30-2007, 01:26 PM
Do you need someone to run the European branch?

miscorrections
07-30-2007, 01:32 PM
i think that would be prudent, considering how kristen has inspired and encouraged generations across the globe.

bballarl
07-30-2007, 07:03 PM
Going worldwide. Booyah.

CuervoPH
07-30-2007, 08:00 PM
My parents used to lament that I wasn't Kristen circa 1999. There was a time the mere mention of her name would cause me to go into a jealous rage. I often told my parents where they could shove their Ewig talk (something I regret to this day). But, I eventually came to grips with everything I was feeling, and now respect Kristen circa 1999 for what she was. <sniff>

miscorrections
07-30-2007, 08:05 PM
in 1999 i had a birthday party, and all my guests brought presents for kristen instead of me.

it was then that i had the idea to start a fanclub. i thought, in my mistaken youth, that being kristen nicole brown circa 1999's biggest supporter would confer some of her glory on myself. i was wrong, but studying this fascinating girl has brought me joy untold.

kristen circa 1999 we salute you.

ewiggy
07-30-2007, 11:19 PM
i am at once pleased and displeased.

amyzzz
07-31-2007, 10:48 AM
confessions thread got hijacked.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:TbF1T8T-xC47LM:http://www.frombearcreek.com/hijacked.jpg

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 10:50 AM
damn...I just sprayed lemonade all over my workstation...fuck'n amy!!!

bballarl
08-01-2007, 01:18 AM
Are the fan club positions filled yet?

Hannahrain
08-07-2007, 07:41 PM
I really, really hate the name "Hannah".

joppy-slow
08-07-2007, 07:54 PM
i voted for miscorrections under my coachella forum alias name 'Steven' in the 'hotest babe on the coachella forum poll'..

i jacked off during math class in the 6th grade...

samiksha
08-08-2007, 06:36 AM
ohhhhh i see. if i were miscorrections i'd be a little offended by this. you find it easier to admit to public masturbation than to finding her attractive? ouch.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-08-2007, 06:47 AM
confessions thread got hijacked.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:TbF1T8T-xC47LM:http://www.frombearcreek.com/hijacked.jpg

That is a fantastic picture...

bballarl
08-08-2007, 03:35 PM
This Kristin circa 1999 fan club is going nowhere. We need leadership. We need direction. We need PotVsKtl.

miscorrections
08-08-2007, 05:31 PM
This Kristin circa 1999 fan club is going nowhere. We need leadership. We need direction. We need PotVsKtl.

Jeez, cut me some slack. I don't have internet except for my phone but when things are back to normal I'll get on this shit.

bballarl
08-08-2007, 05:35 PM
How does the board look on the iPhone?

miscorrections
08-08-2007, 05:45 PM
small.

bballarl
08-08-2007, 11:06 PM
But can you flip it on its side and it'll go all widescreen?

miscorrections
08-09-2007, 09:04 AM
yes, i can do that but it's still small. anyway i have internet again so when i get back from school i'll make a thread advertising the positions we still need. or if you're really antsy you could do it while i'm at school.

we still need a president and a secretary. although in a pinch i could be the president.

sonofhal
08-09-2007, 09:51 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1053801451348_2003/05/28/film_secretary.jpg

My suggestion for secretary

bballarl
08-09-2007, 09:53 AM
Good suggestion, but we need someone who isn't a movie character.

mountmccabe
08-09-2007, 11:14 AM
I would like to be an officer. I am not sure I am cut out for either President or Secretary, though. Can I be Herald? I have experience as a Herald. I think I'll refrain from repeating the drunken interpretive dance campaign speech, though, if possible.

Also I am not a movie character. Mostly.

mob roulette
08-09-2007, 08:32 PM
I find people over 30 who have complicated opinions about Depeche Mode frightening. And useless.

Also I want a little puppy that I can carry around in my coat when it gets cold again. Maybe a beagle.

psychic friend
08-09-2007, 08:56 PM
i hate seeing people change when the change isnt nice. like nice to not nice type of change.

nothingman00
08-09-2007, 09:14 PM
Listen her you yahoos. I know you;re all out, licking mayo off of each other's tattoed Arcade Fire cocks. And you ladies getting Regina Spektor tattoed into the walls of your cavernous woman holes... Wow do I want to drink Scotch out of all you r belly-buttona (yeh, that's plural as fuck).






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nothingman00
08-11-2007, 09:56 AM
I confess that I was shitty hammered when I posted this rambling piece of filth. The 9 at the bottom has me very confused. I seem to recall putting it there for a reason, but I have no clue what that reason would have been...

Hannahrain
08-11-2007, 10:02 AM
5







I confess that before I click a new thread that's got more than one page of replies, I see who posted first and judge whether or not it's going to be worth shuffling through pages or not.

Hannahrain
08-11-2007, 09:52 PM
A very large percentage of the people I know* are here (http://www.nwworldreggae.com/nwhome) right now. I was offered free tickets more times than I care to admit.

WHY would I want to go to a reggae festival? I already know both songs.





I put this in this thread because I find it embarrassing. By the way.

*People I know, not people I like.

miscorrections
08-11-2007, 09:54 PM
i confess that when no one's around to see me i wear leggings. bright purple leggings.

Hannahrain
08-11-2007, 09:56 PM
I confess that I've been doing the mouth-cherry-stem-knot-tying thing for like half an hour, and there aren't even any idiots around to impress.

miscorrections
08-11-2007, 09:59 PM
my tongue isn't nimble enough to do that. my tongue can't even curl into a taco.

orbit
08-11-2007, 10:00 PM
A very large percentage of the people I know* are here (http://www.nwworldreggae.com/nwhome) right now. I was offered free tickets more times than I care to admit.

WHY would I want to go to a reggae festival? I already know both songs.





I put this in this thread because I find it embarrassing. By the way.

*People I know, not people I like.

I like Abyssinians.

I don't know most of those bands tho, but if they play roots reggae, I'd go for sure*




*Sorry, I didn't answer your question.

TomAz
08-11-2007, 10:00 PM
A very large percentage of the people I know* are here (http://www.nwworldreggae.com/nwhome) right now. I was offered free tickets more times than I care to admit.

WHY would I want to go to a reggae festival? I already know both songs.





I put this in this thread because I find it embarrassing. By the way.

*People I know, not people I like.

I went and saw Sly & Robbie last night. 2 1/2 stars out of 5. but I love reggae.

Hannahrain
08-11-2007, 10:03 PM
my tongue isn't nimble enough to do that. my tongue can't even curl into a taco.

Try it using less tongue and more teeth.

miscorrections
08-11-2007, 10:03 PM
update: the pizza man just saw me in my purple leggings.

(my friend will be here shortly with spirited away so i ordered a pizza for us.)

bballarl
08-11-2007, 11:46 PM
Today I debated watching Pretty Woman. I decided against it.

thefunkylama
08-12-2007, 12:45 AM
So today we discussed my grandfather's mortality.

It's a really weird feeling to be asked my opinion on how large or small the ceremony should be. I mean, when I was younger, my grandpa meant the world to me. I was his favorite, and he was mine. But starting when I was 14, he's slowly become this angry, crippled version of himself, with boundless cruelty towards my grandmother's delicate sensibilities. Vicodin addiction, diabetes, and spinal cord injuries have addled his body and brain, and lung cancer has wasted away at the grandpa I knew and loved and even admired. I see him three times a week, enduring his careless remarks about my immaculate grandmother's inadequacy as wife and home maker, pushing him around the house in a wheel chair, and sifting through theories as to why he is no longer the Grandpa Paul he used to be; the Grandpa Paul he ought to have been all these years. And tonight, as my family and I take another step towards the climax of the story, we discussed how no one would come to his funeral.

Anyway. My confession is that tonight I think I finally realized that my grandpa is going to die, probably before Christmas, and even though I know I'll miss him and regret not saying or doing or asking things, part of me can't wait for him to go.

keriann
08-12-2007, 12:00 PM
On my second night in my new apartment, a gigantic bug the size of my palm made its way through the small gap between my window and screen. I heard him fall to the floor and saw him crawl out towards the middle of the room. I am not really scared of bugs or spiders or anything like that, but this was a big, nasty, cockroach-looking fucker with wings. WINGS. It was the most disgusting bug I've ever seen in person, and there it was, in my room. It was late on a weeknight so I didn't want to wake up my roommates, I had no bug spray, and I wasn't close to any door or window where I could shoo it out. I didn't know what to do, all I knew is that I wanted to go to bed, and I didn't want that fucker crawling on me in my sleep. So I shooed him out into the hall. Which connects to my roommates' bedrooms.

Sorry new roommates.

caco0283
08-12-2007, 12:09 PM
i sold my car to pay for a music video....i cry every day i hop on a bus

mob roulette
08-12-2007, 12:21 PM
Anyway. My confession is that tonight I think I finally realized that my grandpa is going to die, probably before Christmas, and even though I know I'll miss him and regret not saying or doing or asking things, part of me can't wait for him to go.

This is a totally legitimate feeling. Do not let it get you down. I know you didn't ask me, but I've been through this before. Do not feel guilty and do not deny it. Being honest about the whole thing is probably the greatest gift you could give yourself right now. Your grandfather too.


And tonight, as my family and I take another step towards the climax of the story, we discussed how no one would come to his funeral.

I'd be surprised if this happened as well. Remember, funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living. If you have endured this as a group, you will want to come together and mourn it and release it and seek closure as a group as well. Seriously, I'd bet you anything. The universe is funny that way.

full on idle
08-12-2007, 02:18 PM
I like reggae music and I don't understand why it would be embarrassing to know people going to a reggae festival. Am I uncool?








































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mob roulette
08-12-2007, 02:42 PM
Desperately.

full on idle
08-12-2007, 02:44 PM
C'est la vie.

PotVsKtl
08-12-2007, 02:54 PM
French isn't cool anymore either.

full on idle
08-12-2007, 02:57 PM
Bourne Ultimatum or Simpsons Movie.

Today.

mob roulette
08-12-2007, 03:01 PM
La Vie En Rose. Paris Je T'Aime.

betao
08-12-2007, 03:30 PM
i'm on the verge of breaking up with the indecisive girl i've been dating for the past week n a half. She doesnt want a b/f. I saw her today, and asked if she considered us dating, she said "ugh I dont know... ask me again when i'm having a better day". Her best friend (the one I met this girl through) told me she doesnt want a b/f and probably doesnt even consider us dating, even though we've kissed and whatnot. So yeah.

[/confession]

any legitimate advice?

PassiveTheory
08-12-2007, 03:44 PM
I've been writing poetry about how frustrated and bipolar I've felt since June, and I basically feel like my time remaining here in So. Cal is more like purgatory than anything else. Plus, it feels like every time I go out and try to have a good time, everyone around me is weighed down by their personal crap and/or something happens to bring me down, hard. I'm tired of feeling like I'm manic depressive...

All That I Am
08-12-2007, 03:52 PM
i'm on the verge of breaking up with the indecisive girl i've been dating for the past week n a half. She doesnt want a b/f. I saw her today, and asked if she considered us dating, she said "ugh I dont know... ask me again when i'm having a better day". Her best friend (the one I met this girl through) told me she doesnt want a b/f and probably doesnt even consider us dating, even though we've kissed and whatnot. So yeah.

[/confession]

any legitimate advice?

She aint into you bro, its best to just move 0n.
Or on the other hand you can drag it on and she'll just start totally ignoring you.
your call

nothingman00
08-12-2007, 03:52 PM
I like reggae music and I don't understand why it would be embarrassing to know people going to a reggae festival. Am I uncool?








































9

You're certainly not uncool if you managed to put that 9 at the bottom of your post. I'm still trying to figure out why I put that there. I remember thinking that it was super-clever at the time. I think I need to put myself in that mental state again, but I'm abstaining from alcohol for 6 days (today is day #1--- I fucking hate this shitty sobriety idea.)





















9>8

nothingman00
08-12-2007, 03:56 PM
I've been writing poetry about how frustrated and bipolar I've felt since June, and I basically feel like my time remaining here in So. Cal is more like purgatory than anything else. Plus, it feels like every time I go out and try to have a good time, everyone around me is weighed down by their personal crap and/or something happens to bring me down, hard. I'm tired of feeling like I'm manic depressive...


Passive Theory-come visit any city other than Austin in Texas for a month, You'll be surprised how SoCal seems like heaven afterward.

Either that, or go check out some new porn. New porn always has a way of making one feel a little more refreshed.

bballarl
08-13-2007, 01:00 AM
Want to know what else is refreshing?

Listening to "Loveless" and "The Stone Roses" over and over again and realizing that I can never be that good. That is refreshing. Not.

rampaige
08-13-2007, 03:42 PM
So the past page of confessions have been pretty deep, with talk of death and depression and what not, so I thought I'd throw mine out there. Two weeks ago my husband told me he doesn't want to be married anymore. We've been together three years, married for two of those, and up until now I thought we had just hit a rough patch and were experiencing normal married problems. To say I am devastated is putting it mildly, as I have lost nearly 10 pounds (everyone should try the divorce diet, it works GREAT) and I've slept maybe 2-3 hours each night since then. Then a few days ago he told me he didn't want to give up on us so easily, that he was willing to work it out.

The problem is I feel like I am through the initial phase of OMFG what the fuck do I do, and I'm scared if I go back and try to work things out, he's suddenly going to turn on me again. And I am really wary of being with someone who can suddenly dismiss three years of a really good relationship just because of a few months of problems.

Has anyone on here been through a divorce? Any words of wisdom? Advice? I'm confused and don't know what to do. I love my husband more than anything, and the thought of not spending my life with him (I know this is getting corny, bear with me) makes me want to throw up. But at the same time, how can I ever trust him that in five years he's not going to pull the same crap?

Sorry to be a debbie downer, and I know I don't post very often, but it seems like there are people on here that give good sound advice. And I am in desperate need of some.

ThomThom
08-13-2007, 03:49 PM
Rampaige,

It seems to me like your husband made a very quick and harsh decision without really thinking it over properly (something men do all the time, myself included). You both owe it to each other to try and make this work. If things still can't be like they used to after a few months then you both need to re-think the relationship TOGETHER.

marooko
08-13-2007, 03:57 PM
there is so much one can say about this. i myself dont even know where to begin.

never been married, but i have pretty bad issues with trust. growing up with religion around you youre tought to forgive and forget. ive yet to learn that lesson. what i have learned is ive ruined every relation ship ive had because of trust. my current one has been ruff at times during the past 6yrs and i almost called it quits when i felt betrayed. easy to say tuff to do but you have to let go of the thoughts that he will do it again later because youre only gonna cause it to happen yourself. in short, if you REALY wanna work on it, tell him then start with yourself. you have to let that go.

nothingman00
08-13-2007, 03:58 PM
So the past page of confessions have been pretty deep, with talk of death and depression and what not, so I thought I'd throw mine out there. Two weeks ago my husband told me he doesn't want to be married anymore. We've been together three years, married for two of those, and up until now I thought we had just hit a rough patch and were experiencing normal married problems. To say I am devastated is putting it mildly, as I have lost nearly 10 pounds (everyone should try the divorce diet, it works GREAT) and I've slept maybe 2-3 hours each night since then. Then a few days ago he told me he didn't want to give up on us so easily, that he was willing to work it out.

The problem is I feel like I am through the initial phase of OMFG what the fuck do I do, and I'm scared if I go back and try to work things out, he's suddenly going to turn on me again. And I am really wary of being with someone who can suddenly dismiss three years of a really good relationship just because of a few months of problems.

Has anyone on here been through a divorce? Any words of wisdom? Advice? I'm confused and don't know what to do. I love my husband more than anything, and the thought of not spending my life with him (I know this is getting corny, bear with me) makes me want to throw up. But at the same time, how can I ever trust him that in five years he's not going to pull the same crap?

Sorry to be a debbie downer, and I know I don't post very often, but it seems like there are people on here that give good sound advice. And I am in desperate need of some.

Hmmm... He changed his mind after you lost 10 pounds and he started to see that you were getting over him just a little bit. I'd be wary. There are plenty of great men out there, but I do agree that you should give it another chance. However, I would try to figure out why, exactly, he made the decision in the first place. The "men make rash decisions" argument flies out the window when ending a 3-year relationship (including 2 of marriage). I've been divorced, and my second marriage is so much better that it makes me just label my first one a stupid mistake (I wish my first wife all the best, but she wasn't the one for me). Just saying, their can be, and are frequently, second marriages that make you say "WTF was I doing with "ex" for three years when I had this beautiful, rewarding relationship just waiting for me, afterwards"?

rampaige
08-15-2007, 06:01 AM
Just wanna say thanks to everyone who offered up their personal experiences and advice on the divorce issue. For now we're going to stay separated for a little bit so we can both clear our heads, as well as determine what we want out of the marriage and what caused my husband to make such a rash decision. Fingers are crossed that this will work out! Thanks again for the advice everyone. :)

ewiggy
08-15-2007, 08:31 AM
i am posting a confession for my brother, Adam.

the other day he went to Billy Ray Cyrus' house, and Hannah Montana took his picture. he also talked to Billy Ray, and apparently has on several occasions, as his company does the plumbing work for his house.

bug on your lip
08-15-2007, 08:33 AM
hope you are feeling better rampaige....

disgustipated
08-15-2007, 08:36 AM
I stole a gummy bear from the candy store in the mall yesterday...

J~$$$
08-15-2007, 08:38 AM
Thats awesome I wish I could meet Billy Ray. I watch hannah Montana almost every Sat. morning.....I do it because I need to pass the time untill Thats So Raven comes on. That show is in my top 5.

Hannahrain
08-15-2007, 08:40 AM
Every time I meet someone's kid, the kid gets all excited and says "You mean like Hannah Montana!?!?!?!".

J~$$$
08-15-2007, 08:41 AM
I think that everytime you post.

mob roulette
08-15-2007, 09:08 AM
The reason that I curse so much is that I am masking my deep-seated insecurites about public speaking. It's a defense mechanism. I am working on it. It's not polite.

Hannahrain
08-15-2007, 09:19 AM
I woke up clothed, and have just changed into pajamas.

mob roulette
08-15-2007, 10:43 PM
I confess that I never found there to be anything particularly soulful about Luther Vandross. I think it's okay to say that now.

kimery08
08-16-2007, 08:26 AM
im a dumb girl.

J~$$$
08-16-2007, 08:27 AM
?...elaborate....

kreutz2112
08-16-2007, 08:37 AM
that was an elaborate post.

kimery08
08-16-2007, 08:41 AM
ugh.
i went to my boys house this morning to pick something up before work. we were just laying around until i had to leave and i noticed that he had a phone number written on his hand. he went out drinking last night with his friend who is in town for a week and i guess they did it big. anyways, i didnt trip out and do the whole crazy jealous girl thing because, well, lets face it, thats not how i roll. i simply told him that he needs to wash his hands before i come over. he looked at it, paused, and said "oh, thats my friends california number."
i dont believe it. i want to but thats just dumb. his friend lives in another state and is only here for a week. why the fuck would he have a ca number?but i didnt say anything else about it. didnt do anything. just laid there for another 3 minutes thinking about it then left.


so fellas, how dumb am i?

J~$$$
08-16-2007, 08:45 AM
your boys house?.... boyfriend or booty call?.....trust him. But if he fucks up just light all his stuff on fire.

kimery08
08-16-2007, 08:53 AM
technically not boyfriend. definitely not booty call. border line dating/bf status since jan-feb. i do trust him but that ca number thing just doesnt sit well with me.

ewiggy
08-16-2007, 08:55 AM
that's a weird gray area. you might want to have that talk soon.

J~$$$
08-16-2007, 08:58 AM
borderline/dating bf thing......In his mind he is not seeing anyone exclusively therefore the phone numbers are fair game.

kimery08
08-16-2007, 09:03 AM
fuck. that.

disgustipated
08-16-2007, 09:06 AM
J's right.

TomAz
08-16-2007, 10:17 AM
Phone numbers may be fair game, but flaunting them is definitely not.

bug on your lip
08-16-2007, 10:19 AM
maybe his CA friend was like:
"Dood, i got this new pad, so here's mah new numba"

& then Faux-BF was like: "Righteous!....awww shnizzle, i forgots my phone at mah crib. Just let me write it on mah hand so i don't forgets it."

J~$$$
08-16-2007, 10:23 AM
Maybe she wrote it on his hand as she was running out tha door in the Morningggg.......Morninggg......Morninggggg....oh shit!

ThomThom
08-16-2007, 10:26 AM
Kimery, just have a talk with him. Tell him that regardless of how short of a stint it has been or whatever your status is you are interested in knowing whether he is somewhat committing himself to this relationship and that you are only questioning it because you saw that he had some random number in his hand. If he advises you to call it, your in the clear, if he says that he washed it away and forgot the number, then you have to begin the escalation process.

J~$$$
08-16-2007, 10:32 AM
psshhhh... why you acting all rational Thom.

mob roulette
08-16-2007, 12:37 PM
I type "chnages" all the time instead of "changes" and "refernce" instead of "reference". I do not know why. I do not type that fast.

kimery08
08-16-2007, 12:42 PM
psshhhh... why you acting all rational Thom.

thanks guys.

samiksha
08-16-2007, 01:00 PM
i found my cat eating a bunny today. i shooed the cat away and then spent a few minutes looking at the bunny's intestines and brain and things. i resisted poking around with a stick though. mostly because there were bugs flying around it that looked like they would have stung me.

kimery08
08-16-2007, 03:27 PM
i get off in 4 minutes. ive been drinking bacardi and diet coke for about 206 minutes. i hope to get to the gym in 8 minutes. and work out for no less than 60 minutes.

amyzzz
08-16-2007, 03:49 PM
I have a nasty scab on my ankle because I tried running yesterday. I failed.

ThomThom
08-16-2007, 03:51 PM
I wish I could work out as much as Kimery does, and also drink less beer.

caco0283
08-16-2007, 05:08 PM
I must confess that I'm trying out for American Idol next week

Hannahrain
08-16-2007, 06:21 PM
I have two.

One of my closest friends has virtually disappeared off the face of the earth. Not like "kidnapped" disappeared, but like "I didn't pay enough attention to her and so now she's gone off somewhere and none of us know where she is" kind of disappeared. Her phone has been disconnected, and neither I, any of her other close friends, or her sister know how to get in touch with her.


The second is that it's been a really shitty half an hour and I fully intend to take it out on you guys.

fatbastard
08-16-2007, 06:26 PM
I'm ready.

Hannahrain
08-16-2007, 06:58 PM
You would be.

ewiggy
08-25-2007, 08:08 PM
i feel like i have been dumped twice in 24 hours. which is not really the case, but it stings like it.

full on idle
08-26-2007, 01:21 AM
Best thing is to move on.

He wasn't that great.

bballarl
08-26-2007, 02:03 PM
I'm living in a hotel for a week or two. It is alright I guess, but kind of lonely and depressing.

miscorrections
08-26-2007, 03:40 PM
i pretend that i don't get phone calls or emails so i don't have to talk to people. they're surprisingly willing to swallow a plea of ignorance.

amyzzz
08-27-2007, 10:51 AM
i pretend that i don't get phone calls or emails so i don't have to talk to people. they're surprisingly willing to swallow a plea of ignorance.
Doesn't everybody do that?

mountmccabe
08-27-2007, 10:55 AM
Doesn't everybody do that?

No.

disgustipated
08-27-2007, 11:09 AM
I just witnessed someone dig through my trash can in the alley.




Then he puked on himself.

J~$$$
08-27-2007, 11:11 AM
I bet it was bugonurlip.

disgustipated
08-27-2007, 11:14 AM
lol...I just went to check to see what was so revolting.


I came to the conclusion that it musta been the four glue traps full of rotting mice.

Hannahrain
08-27-2007, 11:26 AM
I just bought a bag of saltwater taffy, thinking I was going to put it in a bowl for people to eat. Instead, it's looking like I'm just going to eat the whole bag right now and not share with anyone.

samiksha
08-27-2007, 12:06 PM
I'd really like to get "biblical" with my theology professor.

Seriously, he's hot.

J~$$$
08-27-2007, 12:11 PM
Have you ever made a post on this board that didnt somehow involve your vagina?

TomAz
08-27-2007, 12:14 PM
Have you ever made a post on this board that didnt somehow involve your vagina?

...


i found my cat eating a bunny today. i shooed the cat away and then spent a few minutes looking at the bunny's intestines and brain and things. i resisted poking around with a stick though. mostly because there were bugs flying around it that looked like they would have stung me.

J~$$$
08-27-2007, 12:16 PM
okay.....why does every third post of yours somehow involve your vagina and Toms input.

samiksha
08-27-2007, 12:17 PM
I don't get it! I make a few vagina posts in the TMI thread and now this... I thought that's what threads like this were for.

samiksha
08-27-2007, 12:18 PM
Or rather, this was the place to share things like that. Better to keep them to myself from now on I guess!

amyzzz
08-27-2007, 12:18 PM
You go ahead and talk about your vagina all you want.

chairmenmeow47
08-27-2007, 12:20 PM
i agreed to go on a blind date this weekend and instantly regretted my decision. i also haven't logged onto myspace since to avoid setting it up. idiot am i.

kreutz2112
08-27-2007, 12:20 PM
yes, what amy said....wait, first: what is your weight?

samiksha
08-27-2007, 12:22 PM
Nooo I don't want to be the next Caitlin.

J~$$$
08-27-2007, 12:22 PM
Yup this will be fun. Might as well include pics too.

samiksha
08-27-2007, 12:23 PM
Or no, wait, not Caitlin. The other girl. Underboobs girl.

summerkid
08-27-2007, 12:25 PM
Either that, or go check out some new porn. New porn always has a way of making one feel a little more refreshed.

that's certainly interesting advice...don't think I've ever heard that one before.

ewiggy
08-29-2007, 01:37 PM
i am growing very weary of going on interviews. i feel like with each interview, i get worse at it. today, i had an interview at a kick-ass agency, and i actually said the following paragraph:

"i prefer a fast-paced work environment. one of the reasons why i left my last position was because it was so unbearably slow. we didn't have very much work coming in, and then, what do you do, you know?"

the woman interviewing me just looked at me for like 20 seconds and then was like "ok, uh.."

mob roulette
08-29-2007, 02:10 PM
I'm looking for a receptionist. I don't know if that helps you or not. It's an easy job though. All you'd have to do is make coffee and tell the monkeys in the lobby to sit down and shut the fuck up. You'd also have to screen my calls, but that's an easy thing to train you for. You're a smart girl, I'm sure you'd pick it up pretty quick.

Interested? Regular steak and martini lunches is a distinct possibility. As is being my plus one on business trips. But we can talk about all that when we discuss your salary. How do you feel about turtles in the workplace? Yay or nay? Cause it's kind of a dealbreaker for me. For real.

ewiggy
08-29-2007, 02:30 PM
fan:
http://www.schildpadden.akkido.com/images/turtles3.jpg

not a fan:
http://www.nestle.ca/NR/rdonlyres/05C8A149-FB04-4310-95C2-14F406F6F214/0/NewTurtles417Base3DC.jpg

york707
09-05-2007, 06:33 PM
I just flossed a couple teeth while I was dropping a deuce. (I had washed my hands right before sitting down and hadn't wiped yet, but still).

Yablonowitz
09-05-2007, 06:35 PM
I just flossed a couple teeth while I was dropping a deuce. (I had washed my hands right before sitting down and hadn't wiped yet, but still).

That doesn't meet the threshold for a confession. Sorry. Come back when you flossed your teeth with your butt floss.

york707
09-05-2007, 06:40 PM
How bout you let me floss your teeth while I'm dropping a deuce?

Yablonowitz
09-05-2007, 06:42 PM
How bout you let me floss your teeth while I'm dropping a deuce?

I hope you got long fucking arms or a high toilet, I'm 6' 2".

mob roulette
09-05-2007, 06:50 PM
I confess that I'm mad at Greg for denying my last.fm request. Hater.

Also I can't sleep.

gaypalmsprings
09-05-2007, 06:53 PM
I used genital floss.

Sushov23
09-05-2007, 06:55 PM
YEAH!

RotationSlimWang
09-05-2007, 08:11 PM
Wiggums, take the job with Mob. It's got a great benefits package--he'll even pork you.

What brand of genital floss do you like, GaySpring?

gaypalmsprings
09-05-2007, 08:12 PM
Wiggums, take the job with Mob. There's a great benefits package--he'll even pork you.

What brand of genital floss do you like, GaySpring?

Waxed, with a little bit of mint flavor.

RotationSlimWang
09-05-2007, 08:14 PM
I have to use genital tape, myself.

mob roulette
09-05-2007, 08:17 PM
Tasteless etc.

So do you basically just look for places that I've posted and then attempt to follow it with an insult of some sort just as quick as possible? It feels like you do.

Clever.

RotationSlimWang
09-05-2007, 08:19 PM
That wasn't that fast. There was like six hours.

ewiggy
09-05-2007, 08:23 PM
ugh.

Hannahrain
09-05-2007, 08:27 PM
Seconded.



Somebody better fucking confess something. Quick.

RotationSlimWang
09-05-2007, 08:28 PM
I confess that all three of you are twats.

I feel a great weight lifted now.

Hannahrain
09-06-2007, 08:15 PM
I made mail art for Courtney and then I remembered she's an art critic. I'm afraid to send it now.

miscorrections
09-06-2007, 08:31 PM
you could send it to me.

Hannahrain
09-06-2007, 08:34 PM
you could send it to me.


PM me your address and I'll send you something. Someday.

miscorrections
09-06-2007, 08:38 PM
fer rilz? i get SO excited when i get things in the mail.

Hannahrain
09-06-2007, 08:39 PM
It's going to be awhile. It's a pretty long list at this point. But yeah. For reals.

miscorrections
09-06-2007, 08:40 PM
WIN!

thefunkylama
09-06-2007, 11:59 PM
Speaking of mail, I admit that I always get a little upset when I open my mailbox and its empty, especially if it's been a few days since I've checked the mail. Like not even junk mail kind of empty. It's disheartening.

J~$$$
09-07-2007, 07:09 AM
I have a confession...more of a TMI. Please dont read if you are easily offended So I was getting a BJ on my couch two days ago when I hit the remote by accident. The TV came on and it was the evening news. I wasn't paying attention, but all of a sudden I can tell my lady is giggling. Then she stops and starts laughing hysterically. I proceeded to ask her what was so funny but she couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell me. She just points at the TV. I look over and the are doing a report on the first female beefeater. Needless to say we laughed for a good two hours. I still find myself giggling.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hTiehCij_YuOPeFF9zb83hqms6SA

fatbastard
09-09-2007, 02:20 PM
I have owned my cars for 2 1/2 year and have never washed it. It still has mud from this year's Coachella on it.

Wheres the beef?
09-09-2007, 03:56 PM
I have a confession...more of a TMI. Please dont read if you are easily offended So I was getting a BJ on my couch two days ago when I hit the remote by accident. The TV came on and it was the evening news. I wasn't paying attention, but all of a sudden I can tell my lady is giggling. Then she stops and starts laughing hysterically. I proceeded to ask her what was so funny but she couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell me. She just points at the TV. I look over and the are doing a report on the first female beefeater. Needless to say we laughed for a good two hours. I still find myself giggling.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hTiehCij_YuOPeFF9zb83hqms6SA


1. How is this offensive?
2. How is this a confession?
3. Blowjobs are good.

cansei de ser sexme
09-09-2007, 04:20 PM
1. How is this offensive?
2. How is this a confession?
3. Blowjobs are good.

i think he just wants to brag that he gets BJ's all the time...on the couch.... by
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070903/070903_beefeaters_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

but on a less funny note if there were any pictures of her on the news, which ill bet there were, ill bet there is no way you could continue unless...

ewiggy
09-09-2007, 08:36 PM
you people really are the cream of the crop. good on you.

marooko
09-09-2007, 08:42 PM
i watched the mtv awards

RotationSlimWang
09-10-2007, 09:10 AM
I still fucking love Madonna's shitty single from last year Hung Up.

Why, Lord, oh why must anything that sounds Abba-ish give me only semi-ironic completely boners?

full on idle
09-10-2007, 09:15 AM
Occassionally, Wang makes me LOL.

ewiggy
09-10-2007, 09:15 PM
alukalethe: i have a confession.
alukalethe: maybe i should board it.
misshannahrain: hannah it first.
alukalethe: in Second Life,
alukalethe: if you allow yourself to be raped by a unicorn
alukalethe: you will give birth to a miniature unicorn
alukalethe: that you can keep as a pet.
alukalethe: so, obviously, i tried to do that last night. couldn't get the goddamn thing to rape me.
misshannahrain: what in christ's sake is second life?
alukalethe: Second Life is a 3-D virtual world entirely built and owned by its Residents. Since opening to the public in 2003, it has grown explosively and today is inhabited by a total of 9,428,801 Residents from around the globe.
misshannahrain: oh my
alukalethe: it's insane, hannah.
alukalethe: people have real second lives.
alukalethe: people buy property in second life.
alukalethe: they have relationships in SL.
misshannahrain: wow
alukalethe: people make money in SL.
alukalethe: like real money.
misshannahrain: that is hilarious.
misshannahrain: and
misshannahrain: unicorns?
alukalethe: yeah - there's a place in SL where this person has coded these unicorns to rape people and impregnate them
alukalethe: so, seemed like a good thing to do.
misshannahrain: wow
alukalethe: 'cept the damn unicorns were sleeping or something.
alukalethe: i kept clicking "be mounted" and nothing would happen.
misshannahrain: hahahahahah

Hannahrain
09-10-2007, 09:18 PM
I confess irritation that Kristen removed the part where I wasn't paying attention and misread it as "a virtual world entirely built and owned by The Residents".

Wheres the beef?
09-10-2007, 09:39 PM
i watched the mtv awards

chuckle

J~$$$
09-11-2007, 07:43 AM
srsly... WTF!?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/199152.jpg

TomAz
09-11-2007, 07:46 AM
I confess irritation that Kristen removed the part where I wasn't paying attention and misread it as "a virtual world entirely built and owned by The Residents".

I bet that would be more interesting.

now, this

http://mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/30629/750px-The_Residents.jpg

mob roulette
09-11-2007, 10:36 AM
Every time I'm walking. All down the street.

Some pretty mama start breaking down on me.

Stop breaking down.

Baby please. Stop breaking down.

Stuff is gonna bust your brains out baby.

Gonna make you lose your mind.

algunz
09-11-2007, 10:42 AM
My friend is currently delivering a dozen white chocolate chip, pot-laced cookies to my home.

RotationSlimWang
09-11-2007, 02:53 PM
Are you confessing about the pot or the white chocolate?

Either way, you're an asshole.

TomAz
09-11-2007, 02:54 PM
She's not an asshole. She's a schoolteacher.

RotationSlimWang
09-11-2007, 02:58 PM
So... she's a pedophile?

amyzzz
09-11-2007, 03:13 PM
So... she's a pedophile?
Maybe if she was feeding her students those cookies and boinking them up the ass.

RotationSlimWang
09-11-2007, 03:15 PM
Well how do you know she isn't, Log Lady?

amyzzz
09-11-2007, 04:26 PM
I don't. You don't. Nobody knows!

RotationSlimWang
09-11-2007, 04:32 PM
No, I do know. The only reasons people become a teacher are: (a) they're assholes and (b) they're pedophiles. Ergo, if she is not an asshole, then she's fucking little kids (male or female, her choice).

All That I Am
09-11-2007, 04:58 PM
While looking for a CD to play in a friends car the cd art of one particular cd single caught my eye cartoon sperm swimming to a cartoon egg.
I put it on and immediately recognized the song, she looked at me and asked "where did you find that?" it was behind the cd holder, we then proceeded to sing Here and Now by Letters To Cleo at the top of lungs.
It was the most fun i've had in some time.

RotationSlimWang
09-11-2007, 09:35 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm going to Hell.

... yup.

mob roulette
09-11-2007, 09:52 PM
No, I do know. The only reasons people become a teacher are: (a) they're assholes and (b) they're pedophiles. Ergo, if she is not an asshole, then she's fucking little kids (male or female, her choice).

I decided I love you now. I get it. No more arguments from me. Could you please change your avatar though? Please? Just for me? Just this once. I can't really concentrate on what you're saying sometimes and I would like to.

kthxbye////////

RotationSlimWang
09-11-2007, 09:55 PM
I decided I love you now. I get it. No more arguments from me. Could you please change your avatar though? Please? Just for me? Just this once. I can't really concentrate on what you're saying sometimes and I would like to.

kthxbye////////

Why can't you concentrate? I hope that my jailbird best friend's mug isn't getting you all hot and bothered, Mauve.

EDIT: Also, you might want to read the rest of what I've been doing on this board today before you decide you like me--this might have been my worst so far.

mob roulette
09-11-2007, 09:58 PM
It makes me think of ketchup and eggs. I do not like ketchup on eggs. How about one of the Chipmunks? Say Simon? Thanks man.

RotationSlimWang
09-11-2007, 10:10 PM
Nope, sorry, can't do that. I'm afraid you'll have to suffer until I find something I like better, or enough time passes that I can pass it off as not having been a nice gesture to you. But I'll get around to it.

amyzzz
09-12-2007, 07:44 AM
Why can't you concentrate? I hope that my jailbird best friend's mug isn't getting you all hot and bothered, Mauve.

You do realize that word is pronounce MOHV and not MAHV, don't you?


dictionary.com:
mauve /moʊv/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[mohv] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a pale bluish purple.
2. a purple dye obtained from aniline, discovered in 1856: the first of the coal-tar dyes.
–adjective
3. of the color of mauve: a mauve dress.

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 07:54 AM
Hey Amy, here's a nice blanket FYI you can keep handy and look at when you're in doubt:

I will never, ever fucking require a grammar lesson from some twat face in Arizona (read: you CC: Tom).

I know how the words I use are supposed to be pronounced, and this being a message board a perfect match isn't really necessary, but thanks anyway.

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2007, 08:32 AM
Why can't you concentrate? I hope that my jailbird best friend's mug isn't getting you all hot and bothered, Mauve.

EDIT: Also, you might want to read the rest of what I've been doing on this board today before you decide you like me--this might have been my worst so far. Top o' the morning to you, RSW! It's a new day and you're having another spell? Can't wait to feel your love acrossed the board today!:blah

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 08:59 AM
Top o' the morning to you, RSW! It's a new day and you're having another spell? Can't wait to feel your love acrossed the board today!:blah

Don't provoke me, Doll. I'll come to your house and spend all day raping little pink elephants and then sneaking them into your cabinets and drawers to bite your fingers in terror every time you open them.

amyzzz
09-12-2007, 09:00 AM
Randy, mispronunciation of "mauve" is a pet peeve of mine.

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 09:02 AM
Amy, you living is a pet peeve of mine. Difference is I didn't pronounce anything, but you definitely continue to breathe. So how about you stop stepping on my dick and get to croaking already?

TomAz
09-12-2007, 09:48 AM
I thought it was pronounced "MAWV".

Randy, you really are an irritating little pinprick.

amyzzz
09-12-2007, 09:51 AM
At least I educated you, Tom.

matildawong
09-12-2007, 09:54 AM
I got wasted the other day after many years of not getting wasted.

The hangover is just now lifting.

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 10:01 AM
Amy, Tom. Tom, Amy.

Now why don't you two lovebirds go somewhere quiet and fingerfuck each other while whispering "We're not ancient, our opinions are still relevant" into each others' ears to keep your respective vaginas slightly moister than the barren piece of hellish desert you choose to call home.

amyzzz
09-12-2007, 10:01 AM
rofl

Courtney
09-12-2007, 03:14 PM
I made mail art for Courtney and then I remembered she's an art critic. I'm afraid to send it now.

:(

I'm unemployed now. Is unemployed art critic still fear-inducing?

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 03:15 PM
They employ art critics nowadays?

Oh, the world is doomed.

algunz
09-12-2007, 03:28 PM
Gee, I missed a bit from this thread while I was feeding cookies to 12 year olds and letting them fuck me in the rear.

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 03:38 PM
Gee, I missed a bit from this thread while I was feeding cookies to 12 year olds and letting them fuck me in the rear.

You and me both, sister. Were they veluptous twelve year olds? =)

algunz
09-12-2007, 03:40 PM
No, just rimbunctious.

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2007, 03:40 PM
Gee, I missed a bit from this thread while I was feeding cookies to 12 year olds and letting them fuck me in the rear. Is that anything like RotationSlimWang acting like a 12 year old asshole? If so, you missed nothing...

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 03:42 PM
No, just rimbunctious.

Wow, you actually made a good pun considering all the anus involved. Good puns are practically impossible, I'll let you go in return. Also, how can I sign up for your class? I'm excellent at anal essays.

algunz
09-12-2007, 03:42 PM
Broken, I miss a lot every day of my life - such is my hell.

algunz
09-12-2007, 03:43 PM
Please Randy,submit one for all to enjoy. Oh wait, you've made us privy to many an anal assay already!

XOXOX

J~$$$
09-12-2007, 03:46 PM
confessions. take that shit to myspace.

algunz
09-12-2007, 03:47 PM
I confess I have never been to myspace, and don't really plan to any time soon.

J~$$$
09-12-2007, 03:48 PM
ugh.

BROKENDOLL
09-12-2007, 03:50 PM
Just sayin' RSW... This spell of yours is just so...so...Uninhibited the past few days...

J~$$$
09-12-2007, 03:51 PM
Hey grandma this isnt the local swingers club.

algunz
09-12-2007, 03:52 PM
It's the xanax and crack cocktail.

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 04:21 PM
If I had xanax or crack I would be a much, much friendlier soul. No sir, God's been grinding his heel in these past couple days.

Confession: whenever things get particularly rough in my life I have been known to resort to not just asking my Dad's ghost or spirit or whatever for help, but at times guilt-tripping, threatening, and generally cajoling the ever-loving fuck out of the poor bastard's ectoplasm. In all of these instances my trouble probably could have been avoided by a bit more effort on my part, but I inevitably get bailed out by Dad/God (hard to tell which one as I usually beg both for help).

algunz
09-12-2007, 04:34 PM
At times, NOT being bailed out is the best thing that can happen to us.

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 04:36 PM
It's an irrelevant hypothetical. I always am, because God likes me.

I know, right? There's just no justice in the world when people like myself have a soft spot in the heart of the divine and meanwhile innocent folks are snuffed out every day. Ahh... how I love unfairness. =)

algunz
09-12-2007, 04:39 PM
I think it's a fuck up by God. It likes to do that.

I am a bitch, a bastard, and a brat, but I always sneak through unscathed. But, I worry. Is my "moment" still yet to come?

RotationSlimWang
09-12-2007, 04:41 PM
Could be. I mean, you're not nearly as badass as me, so I don't know why God's nice to you. He made me special, with great care and attention to perfection.

You, on the other hand, are a schoolteacher. You will almost certainly get yours, if you don't think being a schoolteacher is already enough of a durance vile.

algunz
09-12-2007, 04:43 PM
Point taken.

J~$$$
09-13-2007, 09:06 AM
I was talking with someone yesterday about their biggest fear. They told me that the always had this obsession with this scary old lady that they thought was going to kill them in their sleep as a kid. So on and on the story went about how their co-worker sent them a picture, and it brought a flood emotion racing back..........


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/elaine.jpgLady Elaine Fairchilde



Anyways there are tons of blogs and forums dedicated to how frightening that fucking puppet and mister rogers Neighborhood of make Believe truly was to people as kids.

Yablonowitz
09-13-2007, 09:07 AM
I was talking with someone yesterday about their biggest fear. They told me that the always had this obsession with this scary old lady that they thought was going to kill them in their sleep as a kid. So on and on the story went about how their co-worker sent them a picture, and it brought a flood emotion racing back..........


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/elaine.jpgLady Elaine Fairchilde



Anyways there are tons of blogs and forums dedicated to how frightening that fucking puppet and mister rogers Neighborhood of make Believe truly was to people as kids.

The purple pandas kind of freaked me out.

keriann
09-13-2007, 09:44 AM
I was talking with someone yesterday about their biggest fear. They told me that the always had this obsession with this scary old lady that they thought was going to kill them in their sleep as a kid. So on and on the story went about how their co-worker sent them a picture, and it brought a flood emotion racing back..........


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/elaine.jpgLady Elaine Fairchilde



Anyways there are tons of blogs and forums dedicated to how frightening that fucking puppet and mister rogers Neighborhood of make Believe truly was to people as kids.

Oh my GOD it's good to know I wasn't the only one.

Yablonowitz
09-13-2007, 09:52 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/20061001131452Purple_Panda.jpg

J~$$$
09-13-2007, 10:12 AM
Oh my GOD it's good to know I wasn't the only one.

You are not alone.....she has affected 1000's if not 10's of 1000's.

t_0Mf8tDTDI&mode

disgustipated
09-13-2007, 10:28 AM
Anyone remember Mr. Peppermint? Not that he was scary...just on my mind.


http://shufflethecards.com/Panther/Pics/Peppermint.jpg


Also, he is the father of Gibby Haynes.

http://static.flickr.com/52/143799633_c3ee381c37.jpg

mob roulette
09-18-2007, 08:56 AM
My heart:

GUB1xSAAADk

bug on your lip
09-18-2007, 10:16 AM
You are not alone.....she has affected 1000's if not 10's of 1000's.

t_0Mf8tDTDI&mode

http://sp1.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3916235591.jpg


Meow Meow Ghey Meow Meow

matildawong
09-18-2007, 10:27 AM
ahahahahahahhaha!!!! Bug!

full on idle
09-18-2007, 12:09 PM
t6mMZR1p4q0

miscorrections
09-18-2007, 12:19 PM
i stole a cherry popsicle and a virgin mary candle from my friend's apartment.

mob roulette
09-18-2007, 12:23 PM
I heart you FOI.

Also Busta tried Hypno for the first time last night. He came home all lit and wanting to fight. So I decked him one. Stupid rabbit. Drinks are for kids.

full on idle
09-18-2007, 12:25 PM
Mob,

I don't care how mad you get. You should never shake a Busta.

mob roulette
09-18-2007, 12:28 PM
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Yeah I know. I don't know how to dance though.

J~$$$
09-18-2007, 12:56 PM
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algunz
09-18-2007, 01:22 PM
I just stapled my finger. How inane is that!!

marooko
09-18-2007, 02:21 PM
my muscle relaxer is kicking in. the confession part is that im at work.

mob roulette
09-18-2007, 04:22 PM
Lover please hurry.

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ewiggy
09-18-2007, 04:54 PM
i choose to die.

york707
09-20-2007, 04:44 PM
I had no idea the Hannah Montana had anything to do with Billy Ray Cyrus.

full on idle
09-20-2007, 04:53 PM
Clearly you don't babysit.

full on idle
09-20-2007, 04:59 PM
Oh, and for a confession I surpassed my allotted minutes on my cell phone by nearly 4x and now I have a $500 dollar cell phone bill. Donations welcome.

mountmccabe
09-20-2007, 05:29 PM
I'll call you and we can talk about it.

mountmccabe
09-20-2007, 05:36 PM
I mean, aww, that sucks.

fatbastard
09-20-2007, 07:24 PM
http://feistyrooster.com/XM177/mr_rogers_and_ar.jpg

Hannahrain
09-22-2007, 10:23 PM
Ordinarily, I like men. And ordinarily, I don't like them to be nearing sixty. But I thought I'd come in here and share the fact that I harbor a strange attraction to Morgan Fairchild.

algunz
09-23-2007, 12:10 AM
I had 12 hours of sleep last night.

RotationSlimWang
09-23-2007, 03:33 AM
I truly, honestly dislike women. I'm sexually attracted to only them, but everything about their way of thinking makes me view them as 51 percent of the population without a single member who has a fucking clue. I can't stimualte the slightest tendency towards gaydom, and so I'm just done with it all. Relationships are for men who either aren't smart enough to see women for the superficially wonderful and enticing but otherwise bereft of value entities that they are.

sonofhal
09-23-2007, 06:59 AM
I have a thing for men who make sweeping generalisations just because their acerbic personalities drive off any intelligent member of the opposite sex.