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vinylmartyr
02-22-2007, 03:28 PM
http://p073.ezboard.com/fgoldenvoicefrm17.showMessage?topicID=701.topic

This is our confessions thread from the old board. 111 pages. A good read.

samiksha
02-22-2007, 03:30 PM
TMI thread > confessions thread

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-22-2007, 03:34 PM
944311426


My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

I think you'll find that the technical term is "sharted".

That is all...

:lool

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 03:35 PM
944311426


My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

if that was me, and the guy shit in the bed, i'd be all, "dude, you're fuckin nasty, this aint no fuckin german shaiza!"

and i'd probably dump him for shitting on the sheets.

samiksha
02-22-2007, 03:37 PM
okay look, some people just dont have much control over their anus. should they really be punished for that?

dinosaurateme
02-22-2007, 03:38 PM
okay look, some people just dont have much control over their anus. should they really be punished for that?

So we're just supposed to pretend that it didnt happen, and keep on thrusting?

samiksha
02-22-2007, 03:39 PM
try a little tenderness! and undestanding. maybe just take a break, help them clean up. then get back to business.

SojuGorae
02-22-2007, 04:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm2DcWerIVg

jimmycrackcorn
02-23-2007, 07:10 AM
okay look, some people just dont have much control over their anus. should they really be punished for that?

you ever see the porns where the chicks can push their buttholes inside out like a buttflower blooming?__________ i kinda liked that a lil_______________ <confession

samiksha
02-23-2007, 08:36 AM
THAT, people, is a good confession.

kreutz2112
02-23-2007, 08:38 AM
you ever see the porns where the chicks can push their buttholes inside out like a buttflower blooming?__________ i kinda liked that a lil_______________ <confession

I confess I am doing that right now...I am not a chick.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-23-2007, 08:38 AM
I confess that everytime I see a clittafly, I want to chew on it!

kimery08
02-23-2007, 08:48 AM
im laughing yet a little grossed out at the same time.

kreutz2112
02-23-2007, 08:49 AM
im laughing yet a little grossed out at the same time.

You thought of bob saget's buttflower didnt you...if not, you just did.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 08:53 AM
You thought of bob saget's buttflower didnt you...if not, you just did.



you got me.

kreutz2112
02-23-2007, 08:56 AM
thats sick!

kimery08
02-23-2007, 09:00 AM
i hate you.








(not really)

kreutz2112
02-23-2007, 09:02 AM
I love you!




(not really)...but I dont hate you.

amyzzz
02-23-2007, 09:03 AM
I'm sorry, but that butt thing REALLY belongs in TMI. I feel sick.

Hannahrain
02-23-2007, 09:04 AM
I love you!


LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE

kimery08
02-23-2007, 09:05 AM
that butt thing REALLY belongs in TMI.

done.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 09:05 AM
LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE

she dont play.

jerpar24
02-23-2007, 11:42 AM
About Six months ago I was supposed to go on a date with this girl. I ended up not going to meet her because my truck was in the shop over night. We never got around to going out. So about 3 months ago I was at a Family Reunion and she was there. I found out she is the granddaughter of my Dad's cousin.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 11:48 AM
everything happens for a reason.

jerpar24
02-23-2007, 11:54 AM
Yes I know that and I'm glad my truck threw a rod.

amyzzz
02-23-2007, 11:55 AM
About Six months ago I was supposed to go on a date with this girl. I ended up not going to meet her because my truck was in the shop over night. We never got around to going out. So about 3 months ago I was at a Family Reunion and she was there. I found out she is the granddaughter of my Dad's cousin.
I don't know. I think that's distant enough to be legal and safe.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 11:56 AM
there are way too many people in this world to make that distant enough for me.

york707
02-23-2007, 12:04 PM
Your great grandparent was his great great grandparent. I thin three greats is as close as one should get.

canexplain
02-23-2007, 12:12 PM
I might get flamed because i didnt go along with this idea, but I respect women ....I don’t know if this would qualify as a confession or not … (confessing to what an idiot I was) what is the meanest thing your significant other has ever did/done to you … this is an ex girlfriend for me dah …. She said, hey let’s have a threesome, I have always wanted to do that … I say, been there and done that, and everytime anyone I know has, it lead to a disaster … she says please baby go online to find someone .. I reluctantly say ok … I put out a post online, and just like that we get a reply (I though because my ex was gorgeous) … anyway this hot girl sends her pic and says she wants to hook up …. Weeks later: me and my gal are in a hotel and the bellman rings the room .. hey dude, there is a beautiful woman down here that wants to come up to your room … is it ok …. I say let me talk with someone first … I talk with my ex and we get into a fight because I said no .. as we are fighting, the bellman calls back and says the girl finally left … I think end of story … flash forward 3 months … me and my ex get into another fight and we aren’t talking but I did know her best friend but never met her … the best friend is fighting with my ex too so we are chatting online to figure out what is going on … well I find out, the girl that was in the lobby at the hotel, was really my ex’s best friend …. In the end, my ex just wanted to see if I would fall for the threesome idea so she could dog me about “how could you ever really want to do that “ … pretty funny now that I think back about it, but at the time, I had no idea one person could be that evil to another …. What a long strange trip .. cr*****

kimery08
02-23-2007, 12:14 PM
im glad your ex is your ex.

amyzzz
02-23-2007, 12:30 PM
That is truly fucked up, Ron.

canexplain
02-23-2007, 12:30 PM
I am glad too (well sort of, you girls drive us guys crazy and she was one of a kind) .. she also did the “I am pg thingy, then “lost our baby” … another good one was … she told me she was dieing … she had papers from Kaiser and everything telling of what she had and the prognosis for how long she would live …. Well the ex, using the good ole pc, had copied other Kaiser documents, blanked out the old stuff, and filled in the death stuff … I held that pain for almost 6 months till she went to palm springs and mercifully got cured … wow how great life is … and hey, I am not complaining and whining, they are all just funny albeit sad stories for me now … cr*****

Courtney
02-23-2007, 12:30 PM
She sounds like a keeper.

kimery08
02-23-2007, 12:41 PM
wow.

tango
02-23-2007, 01:19 PM
i've done absolutly nothing at work this week except surf the net and post on forums.
shhhhhhhhh

rampaige
02-24-2007, 05:56 PM
I am glad too (well sort of, you girls drive us guys crazy and she was one of a kind) .. she also did the “I am pg thingy, then “lost our baby” … another good one was … she told me she was dieing … she had papers from Kaiser and everything telling of what she had and the prognosis for how long she would live …. Well the ex, using the good ole pc, had copied other Kaiser documents, blanked out the old stuff, and filled in the death stuff … I held that pain for almost 6 months till she went to palm springs and mercifully got cured … wow how great life is … and hey, I am not complaining and whining, they are all just funny albeit sad stories for me now … cr*****

I had a friend in high school who pulled this kind of shit too. I came out from class one day, she's sitting on the hood of my car crying about the dr's visit she just came from. Apparently they told her, "We're not sure what's wrong with you, but we would definitely recommend going to your senior prom." As though to imply she didn't have much longer. So that was the drama for a few weeks, until she slowly stopped talking about it and the whole fiasco eventually faded from everyone's mind. Except mine...I was worried about losing my best friend!

Needless to say, I didn't keep in touch once we graduated.

bballarl
02-25-2007, 10:38 AM
I discovered I have every Matisyahu album on my HD. I had dl'd these last year for my cousin and neglected to rid my computer of them. Ewww.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 03:33 PM
I'm drinking beer out of a wine glass.

This isn't much of a confession, but I was searching this forum, looking for Amyzzzz's "instrument" and came across your post.
Now for my part, I drink wine out of the bottle, simply because I hate cleaning wine glasses. My hands are too big and I've broken about 8 wine glasses trying to wash them by hand. Does this not happen to anyone else?

Courtney
02-25-2007, 03:34 PM
That sounds painful. Do you have one of those spongy things with the handles?

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 03:41 PM
i masturbate 10-15 times a day.

If this is true, it's one of the more amazing feats I've ever heard of. Maybe 10 times in one day, but 10-15 times on a daily basis??? You must spend a fortune on Astroglide.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 03:49 PM
That sounds painful. Do you have one of those spongy things with the handles?

Actually, I do. I must be too rough with the glasses. Or possibly, too drunk. A couple of times, I've cut my hand because I tried to wash the glasses with my fingers (covered in soap). Then I got the little spongy handle thing, continued to break glasses and decided there was no harm in drinking out of the bottle. I think my wife gets embarrassed when we have people over and I'm drinking out of the bottle...

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 03:59 PM
I confess that i love to collage...



i masturbate 10-15 times a day.

That sounds painful. Do you have one of those spongy things with the handles?

No mostly I have to rub it out.

3rd dates are when i ask random bystanders to join in

there's no use for a third

everything happens for a reason.

Courtney
02-25-2007, 04:03 PM
Actually, I do. I must be too rough with the glasses. Or possibly, too drunk. A couple of times, I've cut my hand because I tried to wash the glasses with my fingers (covered in soap). Then I got the little spongy handle thing, continued to break glasses and decided there was no harm in drinking out of the bottle. I think my wife gets embarrassed when we have people over and I'm drinking out of the bottle...

Ha. Perhaps baby sleep deprivation will result in her caring less about wine glasses. Personally, I'm all about drinking out of the bottle. But that's when I'm talking about beer.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 04:16 PM
Clever, Hannah.

As for the wine... I've been battling an Upper respiratory Infection for a 4 days and last night decided it would be a nice wine evening (being Saturday and all, and considering my wife doesn't want me touching the baby because I could have the flu). So, I woke up this morning (about 10AM) and my poor wife is still sitting on the couch, without sleep. Meanwhile, there are two empty bottles of Penfold's and a half empty bottle of a nice cab (Heitz '97) that I had intended to save for a couple more years. Apparently, I drank the first bottle, then downed another one while we were watching a weed documentary, then popped a couple valium and opened the cab... My wife looked like she was ready to kill me this morning. Then I remembered I placed a large order on Amazon in my drunken stupor, and I bought her the new Patty Griffin album, an old Eva Cassady album (on vinyl), and the Damien Rice live album (I paid $40 for that)... We're all good, now. Plus, I'm letting her place a $20 wager on Best Picture tonight on my online book. How romantic, huh?

Courtney
02-25-2007, 04:53 PM
Plus, I'm letting her place a $20 wager on Best Picture tonight on my online book. How romantic, huh?

Hah. You're a regular Don Juan. But it's okay, because I read the female ejaculation confession, and um, yeah. I think you're a keeper.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 05:22 PM
Hah. You're a regular Don Juan. But it's okay, because I read the female ejaculation confession, and um, yeah. I think you're a keeper.

Oh no. All this makes me look like a real prick, doesn't it? I never should have ventured into the TMI thread. I've seen it and forced myself to stay away from it, for the simple reason that I knew I'd post something that I'd regret... Dammit all. for the record, I give my wife back massages by request, regardless of what I'm doing, and I volunteer when she looks tense (that's a desperate attempt to gain favor with the women on this board who probably think I'm a total prick for the female ejac. post.)

samiksha
02-25-2007, 05:33 PM
no, i think she was being serious! start going by "LLNM"

Courtney
02-25-2007, 05:35 PM
Hah, no no. Sorry, the perils of internet communication is that it loses all subtleties. But I meant you are a keeper, seriously. No sarcasm. You seem like a nice guy.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 05:41 PM
no, i think she was being serious! start going by "LLNM"

Ok, so I just googled LLNM and it said Low Level Neutron Monitor... What am I missing here?

samiksha
02-25-2007, 05:42 PM
like "LL cool J".. okay, maybe i should have said "LL nothing M"? anyway.. you know, "ladies love cool james"

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 05:44 PM
i like "low level neutron monitor" better.

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 05:46 PM
look at the neutron monitor on that guy. yummy.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 05:47 PM
Hah, no no. Sorry, the perils of internet communication is that it loses all subtleties. But I meant you are a keeper, seriously. No sarcasm. You seem like a nice guy.

Thank you for that. It seems as though all of the women on here are very nice and funny, but a lot of the guys are dicks, or immature (see randy Ricochet) and I didn't want to come across as being prickish. By the way, by looking at your avatar I can pretty much conclude you're cool in my book. I listened to "Up Against the Wall" on repeat during my hour-long commute in the afternoon at least twice last week, and I mean, listened on repeat for an entire hour...

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 05:48 PM
look at the neutron monitor on that guy. yummy.

you should see my proton monitor... Totally high-level.

samiksha
02-25-2007, 05:49 PM
Ok, so I just googled LLNM and it said Low Level Neutron Monitor... What am I missing here?

i like hearing about other people having to google things in order to understand what goes on in these threads.

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 05:49 PM
dare i ask about your electrons?

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 06:20 PM
dare i ask about your electrons? Not if you want to sleep at night.

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 06:21 PM
that's how i ended up here in the first place

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 06:24 PM
True. Is your insomnia really bad? I suffered for several years in college, also. Is it anxiety based? If that's too personal, my apologies.

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 06:30 PM
it's pretty bad. but i'm not an anxious person, so i doubt it. i avoid stress and drama like the plague.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 06:52 PM
OK, well, I was pretty bad for a couple years in college. Like you, I had a roommate (he was my friend, though) and he would always fall asleep and I would just be hitting my peak, regardless of what time I had class. Many times, I would stay awake until my dorm started serving breakfast. Just miserable, especially considering we only had basic cable on a tiny TV and a few VHS movies that had been played out. I tried to self-medicate for awhile (various sleep meds), then started trying to get as high as possible by taking massive bong hits. In the end, Future Sound of London's album "Lifeforms" got me through many a sleepless night (combined with the bong hits), then I started reading "Some of the Dharma" by Kerouac. I would lie there, trying to achieve thoughtlessness, and eventually I'd be out. Now, I've just accepted the fact that I'm not an 8AM type of guy and i never will be. I fall asleep at 4-6AM every night, wake up at 10-12, and that's my life.

I guess the reason I asked was twofold:
On one hand, I wouldn't recommend taking the medical route. I've been taking sedatives/anti-anxiety meds for 8-9 years now, and while I've been able to get away from Xanax and Ambien (both of which I consider highly dangerous and over-prescribed), I'm not sure I'll ever be able to live without sedatives. So stay away from those, or at the very least, use them sparingly.
On the other hand, you may simply be a night-owl. It may not be insomnia, as much as a love for night. I always loved going for walks at 3-4AM, by myself, with a notebook to write in... It took me awhile to realize it, but I just prefer the night. You may be the same way and if so, you'll learn to cherish that trait. I think you probably know all of this already, since the tone of your posts never comes across as being annoyed (I was annoyed at my insomnia for awhile) but rather playful and humorous. Ok, enough rambling from me. I can just relate to insomnia and I wish i wouldn't have started seeking relief from sedatives and just accepted the fact that I love the night. in fact, i think I'll go for a walk tonight.

samiksha
02-25-2007, 06:55 PM
i'm the same way and was thinking of going that route but maybe now i will reconsider.

Hannahrain
02-25-2007, 06:56 PM
Haha i live in downtown san francisco. the bad part of downtown san francisco. so middle of the night walks by myself are a very, very bad idea. my verdict on my insomnia is this: i am not very good at life.

thank you for the advice, though.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 06:59 PM
i'm the same way and was thinking of going that route but maybe now i will reconsider.

Used sparingly, meds are OK. Used daily, they become an issue.


Haha i live in downtown san francisco. the bad part of downtown san francisco. so middle of the night walks by myself are a very, very bad idea. my verdict on my insomnia is this: i am not very good at life.

thank you for the advice, though.

Nah, you're just a night owl. Nothing wrong with that at all.

samiksha
02-25-2007, 07:01 PM
Used sparingly, meds are OK. Used daily, they become an issue.

yeah, but i have this thing about addictions.. i get them.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-25-2007, 08:09 PM
Thanks, guys, now I have to go and listen to Faithless!

jerpar24
02-25-2007, 09:13 PM
OK, well, I was pretty bad for a couple years in college. Like you, I had a roommate (he was my friend, though) and he would always fall asleep and I would just be hitting my peak, regardless of what time I had class. Many times, I would stay awake until my dorm started serving breakfast. Just miserable, especially considering we only had basic cable on a tiny TV and a few VHS movies that had been played out. I tried to self-medicate for awhile (various sleep meds), then started trying to get as high as possible by taking massive bong hits. In the end, Future Sound of London's album "Lifeforms" got me through many a sleepless night (combined with the bong hits), then I started reading "Some of the Dharma" by Kerouac. I would lie there, trying to achieve thoughtlessness, and eventually I'd be out. Now, I've just accepted the fact that I'm not an 8AM type of guy and i never will be. I fall asleep at 4-6AM every night, wake up at 10-12, and that's my life.

I guess the reason I asked was twofold:
On one hand, I wouldn't recommend taking the medical route. I've been taking sedatives/anti-anxiety meds for 8-9 years now, and while I've been able to get away from Xanax and Ambien (both of which I consider highly dangerous and over-prescribed), I'm not sure I'll ever be able to live without sedatives. So stay away from those, or at the very least, use them sparingly.
On the other hand, you may simply be a night-owl. It may not be insomnia, as much as a love for night. I always loved going for walks at 3-4AM, by myself, with a notebook to write in... It took me awhile to realize it, but I just prefer the night. You may be the same way and if so, you'll learn to cherish that trait. I think you probably know all of this already, since the tone of your posts never comes across as being annoyed (I was annoyed at my insomnia for awhile) but rather playful and humorous. Ok, enough rambling from me. I can just relate to insomnia and I wish i wouldn't have started seeking relief from sedatives and just accepted the fact that I love the night. in fact, i think I'll go for a walk tonight.

I'm a huge night person. Try going to sleep around 2 or 3 and waking up before 6:30 A.m. I'm 24 and I have had this sleep cycle since I was about 16. But really if you want to get over sedatives go to a detox center and they can help you out. Thats what my cousin had to do when he was trying to get off sleeping pills.

matildawong
02-25-2007, 10:23 PM
god I'm really glad you wrote about sedatives, nothingman00. I was thinking of moving to some "real" sedatives.

actually my confession is that i'm addicted to Tylenol PM... and that I rationalize it by saying it's not a "real" substance.

nothingman00
02-25-2007, 10:36 PM
TylenolPm is where it all starts. Then drinking a quarter bottle of Nyquil. Then, you're looking at Valium, Xanax, Ambien and the like. They work for awhile, then you build up a tolerance, start taking too many, drink with your pills... It's just a downward spiral... Actually, smoking Opium was probably the best sleep aid I've ever seen, and that stuff was only around occasionally.

Oh, and jerpar, thanks for the suggestion. I've got everything under control these days (thanks in large part to getting married and having a kid). I take mad amounts of vitamins, fish oil, etc. and have my drug regimen down to an exact science. I can manipulate my mood if needed.

matildawong
02-25-2007, 10:44 PM
I figured as much with the TylenolPM... especially since i've been clean from the hard stuff for awhile (another confession, keeping on topic!)

And I hope I'm not out of line posting this here, but nothingman00, you just had a baby named Harper, right? Congratulations to you. Was it last weekend?

I promise I'm not a stalker, my only sister just had her first on the 17th.

boarderwoozel3
02-26-2007, 12:15 AM
Ugly and fat don't deserve to be a slashy. It more of a comma situation, you shallow/repugnant bastard.

Damn that is hateful!

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 07:07 AM
I confess that







i own spice world on dvd.

Tylerdurden31
02-27-2007, 07:08 AM
I'd like to confess that I have a lot more issues than I let on. And it's become a big problem.

J~$$$
02-27-2007, 07:59 AM
Im trying to do everything in my power to get my co-worker fired. He is a fucking douche. I swear to god im going to set him up to go to jail if I have to. This is how much I want this guy gone.

J~$$$
02-27-2007, 08:02 AM
or deported....

kimery08
02-27-2007, 10:00 AM
I confess that







i own spice world on dvd.

we need to talk about this.

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 10:09 AM
nowhere in the confession did it say i actually watch it. i just don't want to get rid of it.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 10:18 AM
okay okay.

the wedding is still on.

Hannahrain
02-27-2007, 10:18 AM
it had better be. i'm not sure how much longer i can save myself.

kimery08
02-27-2007, 10:29 AM
i lie to my best friends about certain things because i dont want them to try and "help me."

rampaige
02-27-2007, 11:12 AM
I have no idea how to apply eyeshadow.

As a woman, I feel this is knowledge I should have been born with. Guess not.

mountmccabe
02-27-2007, 11:21 AM
There's nothing wrong with owning Spice World.

amyzzz
02-27-2007, 11:35 AM
There's nothing wrong with owning Spice World.
Does that have anything to do with Dune?

mountmccabe
02-27-2007, 12:08 PM
No. It was a Spice Girls movie, A Hard Day's Night-style.

amyzzz
02-27-2007, 01:08 PM
No. It was a Spice Girls movie, A Hard Day's Night-style.
And what I said was a joke.

nothingman00
02-27-2007, 07:11 PM
I figured as much with the TylenolPM... especially since i've been clean from the hard stuff for awhile (another confession, keeping on topic!)

And I hope I'm not out of line posting this here, but nothingman00, you just had a baby named Harper, right? Congratulations to you. Was it last weekend?

I promise I'm not a stalker, my only sister just had her first on the 17th.

Yes, young Harper entered the world on 2-16-07. She is currretly attempting to figure out every conceivable way to make her mother's nipples hurt. She's perfected the "pinch and yank", the "twist", the "gum bite", and about every other nipple hurter. She's also learning to frown without crying (just a rumpled brow) that is soooo cute.

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 07:12 PM
Im trying to do everything in my power to get my co-worker fired. He is a fucking douche. I swear to god im going to set him up to go to jail if I have to. This is how much I want this guy gone.

Is this the guy who used to spray you with the hose and then act like he didnt understand English?

I liked that guy. He had real panache.

J~$$$
02-27-2007, 07:13 PM
I raped and killed him. This is someone new.

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 07:14 PM
Does he spray you with a hose?

J~$$$
02-27-2007, 07:17 PM
No this guy just gives me the cockeye.

chrislasf
02-27-2007, 07:25 PM
Spray him with a hose.

And then pretend you dont understand English.

J~$$$
02-27-2007, 08:50 PM
hahahaha....Im just going to get him deported, then im going to move in on his family and take pictures of me with his wife at his kids little leauge game and send them to him.

Jenniehoo
02-27-2007, 08:51 PM
That's the best thing I've read all night.

kimery08
02-28-2007, 09:13 AM
im hungover.

adamnikyo
02-28-2007, 09:42 AM
i wish justin would take over MY life.

mob roulette
03-02-2007, 06:31 AM
i actually think beck's latest album is pretty interesting. he's referencing himself now.

york707
03-02-2007, 06:39 AM
I don't hear the Johnny marr influence on Modest Mouse's new CD. I can't relate when people say, "I like what he's added." Or, "I love all his guitar parts."

To me, it all sounds like Modest Mouse. When I focus on a particular guitar line, I can't -- with any credibility or sincerity -- say, "that's a Marr guitar part" or "that's a Brock guitar part". Actually, I can do the latter sometimes, I guess. But I wouldn't necessarily be right.

york707
03-02-2007, 09:42 AM
There's a guitar that is often sold on ebay and I often bid on. I always get outbid. So, today one came up at $50 below what it normally goes for, and I bid, and no one is outbidding me. This is making me nervous. Well, after I put that bid in, I noticed I had a private message on ebay. Well, apparently the buyer in one of the previous auctions that I had bid on for this guitar couldn't pay, so I was the second highest bidder and I was getting a "second chance" to buy it... For $55 less than I had just bid. BOO.

TomAz
03-02-2007, 09:49 AM
will your new guitar have a johnny marr influence?

york707
03-02-2007, 01:02 PM
It fucking better.

ewiggy
03-02-2007, 10:25 PM
i'm thinking about getting back to my roots.

dorkfish
03-03-2007, 12:45 AM
I don't hear the Johnny marr influence on Modest Mouse's new CD. I can't relate when people say, "I like what he's added." Or, "I love all his guitar parts."

To me, it all sounds like Modest Mouse. When I focus on a particular guitar line, I can't -- with any credibility or sincerity -- say, "that's a Marr guitar part" or "that's a Brock guitar part". Actually, I can do the latter sometimes, I guess. But I wouldn't necessarily be right.
try "We've Got Everything"

bumper31
03-03-2007, 12:49 AM
I got pissed and in a drunken conversation on the train home I managed to use the phrase "Socio-economic demographics"---I do not how and I don't know what it means.

Strangers on the train who heard me say it, laughed at me :(

Courtney
03-03-2007, 02:00 AM
I confess that I should be sleeping.

vinylmartyr
03-03-2007, 02:40 AM
You're addicted.

Courtney
03-03-2007, 02:58 AM
I think yes.

I often do some of my best writing at weird hours, so I don't mind being awake if I'm getting good work done. But somehow I don't think posting on a message board counts as quality writing.

Anonymous
03-03-2007, 03:16 AM
I don't want anyone to know the REAL me.

bumper31
03-03-2007, 01:09 PM
I Prefer the original CSI <shrugs>

Hannahrain
03-03-2007, 01:41 PM
I've been known to order veggie burgers with bacon on them.

Yablonowitz
03-03-2007, 04:07 PM
Greg always has the freshest confessions.

For the record, I c&p'd that confession from the Group Hug site. I thought it was obvious since I put the person's anonymous digits above it but I'm not sure that was picked up by all. I would like to claim credit for that confession, but it is someone else's. My apologies.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-03-2007, 05:05 PM
holy shitty:


674125356

I'm crazy. I convince everyone that I'm heading in some certain direction when at this point in my life I am very much stagnant. Even when I'm happy, I'm not happy. My whole life is a show to impress people, which I do a very good job of. I haven't cried in years. I've found myself taking little interst in everything anyone says, like the words float right through my head. After years of wearing my heart on my sleeve, I think I might have just ripped it off & thrown it away, for the betterment of everyone. Love has become nothing more than periodical self manifested lust for people who will never know, only for the fact that they wouldn't care, or more likely would think I'm a nut case. So my infatuations change about...bi-weekly, so atleast I can be in control of something, even if it is a relationship in my head. If only one could be as good in real life...if only they knew my thoughts like I know theirs. The only ones who grab my attention are heart breakers. I think it's cause we have a common hobby. By all means players are the best. The whitiest conversation, the best sex, the best at being lonely. How sad that I'd want to throw it away for someone I could keep, who would...no, who COULD keep me. I don't want to be caught, I need someone to fly with me. Too bad the best ones fly solo.


903346652

I've come here to confess that I hate applause. I don't know why but whenever people start clapping I get really aggrevated and upset and close to tears. I hate myself...

hahaha this website is awesome.

Stefinitely Maybe
03-03-2007, 05:22 PM
It's 2:19am and I can't sleep because I still have the ringing in my ears and I guess the comedown after playing a show tonight. We played well, but the venue was horrible, and the sound engineer was the absolute worst I have ever encountered. He had no idea what to do at the mixing desk.

After the gig he came up to and said "I'm really sorry, you're one of the most difficult bands I have ever had to be sound engineer for. I'm disappointed in myself." and I just looked at him like he had to be kidding me. During the gig I was signalling him and talking to him and explaining what was wrong and that we couldn't hear a fucking thing on stage and he was just shrugging and staring back at me. Asshole. It really pissed me off cause it was an important show for us, and moreso because a girl from Japan who likes the band had come to see us especially. I feel bad for her.

Anyway, it's really hard to turn your thoughts off after a show. No wonder people get so fucked up on tour.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-03-2007, 10:56 PM
i had a dream the other night that i began having ex-sex with my most recent boyfriend. he's engaged and we're not even friends anymore.

i woke up (and still am) incredibly disturbed by it.

york707
03-04-2007, 08:27 AM
try "We've Got Everything"

I don't think any of those guitars parts would sound out of place on The Moon and Antarctica or The Lonesome Crowded West, though. I think their playing comes from the same place, so I think people are reading a bit much into each guitar part if they think they can identify who is who on the album. Who's to say Isaac didn't start playing more like Johnny once they started jamming together or that Johnny started playing more like Isaac? It's not like he brought in Eric Clapton or anything.

canexplain
03-04-2007, 09:16 AM
a small confession for the day is, we selling our big head todd tics to someone so we can go see secret chiefs 3 and sleepy time garilla sp .... the bht tics are a hot item here for a lot of reasons, one the are playing at the fox which is small, but of course for face only ... even going to ask for the charges because i could you the extra money for the roo .... i hate to do that, but oh well ... cr****

samiksha
03-04-2007, 12:59 PM
I have "My Front Porch Looking In" by Lonestar stuck in my head. and I know all the words.

samiksha
03-04-2007, 01:00 PM
i see what beautiful is about
when i'm looking in, not when i'm looking out!
theres a carrot top who can barely walk with a sippy cup of milk
a little blue eyed blonde with shoes on wrong cuz she likes to dress herself
and the most beautiful girl holding both of them
and the view i love the most
is my front porch looking in!

Hannahrain
03-04-2007, 04:47 PM
Confession:

I would never act on it of course, but every time I read about a crime that's been solved, like a murder or something, I think about what I would have done differently to not get caught.

justinaqui
03-04-2007, 04:59 PM
I want to waste $100 on a mini fridge so i don't have to walk all the way to the kitchen from my couch to get a beer. I just counted, and the main fridge is exactly 10 steps away.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-04-2007, 08:23 PM
i'm getting a perm tomorrow.

SheriNOIR
03-04-2007, 08:25 PM
www.postsecret.com

I'm addicted.
People end in postcards with confessions/secrets and they put them up every sunday. They've even got a book out with them in :)

x

dorkfish
03-04-2007, 09:08 PM
i'm considering a return to posting in this thread.

bballarl
03-04-2007, 09:09 PM
Yeah right, like Brad would ever post in this thread.

Surrealkiller
03-06-2007, 11:38 AM
www.postsecret.com

I'm addicted.
People end in postcards with confessions/secrets and they put them up every sunday. They've even got a book out with them in :)


LOVE Postsecret...I go on there every Sunday, it's def an addiction worth having. Did you get the Postsecret book? a friend of mine has the hardcover one, I really want to get it.

caco0283
03-06-2007, 01:35 PM
i never worked with someone i hated....and i hate this girl that just started....shes just stupid and tries to exclude me from everything in the company cos she knows i am over qualified than her and wants me gone....i hate this bitch and want her ass deported or dead

Tylerdurden31
03-06-2007, 01:39 PM
i haven't showered yet today

kreutz2112
03-06-2007, 01:44 PM
I showered, but I forgot to put on deoderant.

Caco, I here hitmen/woman are cheap these days.

J~$$$
03-06-2007, 01:50 PM
i'm getting a perm tomorrow.

I want pics. I might sport a perm someday just for the hell of it.

kreutz2112
03-06-2007, 01:56 PM
My mom used to get perms in the 80's and I swore I would never date a girl that had a perm. Not sure if your a man or a woman forty, but be advised.

caco0283
03-06-2007, 01:56 PM
ive met plenty of them in the past 3 weeks working on this doc....thats not a joke either...so im good on that department....its odd hearing people tell you how there "friends" killed people

kreutz2112
03-06-2007, 01:58 PM
Well then whats the hold up?

amyzzz
03-06-2007, 02:17 PM
My mom used to get perms in the 80's and I swore I would never date a girl that had a perm. Not sure if your a man or a woman forty, but be advised.
I used to get perms when I was a little girl. It took me a long time to accept I have straight hair and it really doesn't look that bad.

SojuGorae
03-06-2007, 02:20 PM
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/977capture_friday01.jpg

Courtney
03-06-2007, 02:21 PM
Hahaha perms. They've actually gotten a lot better than they used to be. But still, too funny.

I get that sometimes it's fun to look like someone you're not, but that's what curlers/rollers/etc are for. I don't think I'd want to permanently mess up my hair like that by perming it.

caco0283
03-06-2007, 02:27 PM
Well then whats the hold up?


see you dont know me at all....if this was the caco from the old board....well you would know i would just get my own gun and drive around the block til i found the person.....but this is new caco...new caco does things different

samiksha
03-06-2007, 03:05 PM
i haven't showered yet today

what? i havent showered since saturday.

SojuGorae
03-06-2007, 05:17 PM
I need to get out of work NOW, go home, and wash my dick.

A few minutes ago I leaned forward a bit too much while taking a dump and I dipped the tip of my dick in toilet water.

FUCK

John Peel is My Co-pilot
03-06-2007, 05:20 PM
I need to get out of work NOW, go home, and wash my dick.

A few minutes ago I leaned forward a bit too much while taking a dump and I dipped the tip of my dick in toilet water.

FUCK


Way to let the ladies know you're hung, dude!

:)

amyzzz
03-06-2007, 05:21 PM
Way to let the ladies know you're hung, dude!

:)
My thoughts exactly.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-06-2007, 05:29 PM
I want pics. I might sport a perm someday just for the hell of it.

soon.


My mom used to get perms in the 80's and I swore I would never date a girl that had a perm. Not sure if your a man or a woman forty, but be advised.

that's basically the only reason why i got the perm.


I get that sometimes it's fun to look like someone you're not, but that's what curlers/rollers/etc are for. I don't think I'd want to permanently mess up my hair like that by perming it.

it doesn't "permanently mess up" your hair any worse than dying it does - or something similar. my stylist works at an aveda salon which is all natural products that are a lot less harsh on your hair/skin/whatever.

don't hate - i'm bringin' curly back.

also my hair will probably hold this for like a couple weeks if i'm lucky.

full on idle
03-06-2007, 07:36 PM
I had a perm in the 1980s.

She's bringing curly back.

I can't keep my hair straight for shit. It's a total mess.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-06-2007, 08:06 PM
flat iron + aveda products, yo.

york707
03-06-2007, 08:07 PM
I really cannot afford to go to Coachella.

J~$$$
03-06-2007, 08:34 PM
OMG!!!! OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!!! I seriously had a crying game moment when I was looking for bizzare youtube videos to post OMG!!!!! WTF111!@!!! PEOPLE FREAK ME OUT OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am seriously going to have to leave the internet for a while AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-06-2007, 10:16 PM
what.. the fuck?

full on idle
03-06-2007, 10:18 PM
flat iron + aveda products, yo.
this is what I'm on. It's the newest try. It's not doing anything better than OTC stuff.

Courtney
03-06-2007, 10:35 PM
don't hate - i'm bringin' curly back.

Go and get your curl on, then. No hate here. Although please do report back with results. I'm slightly fascinated with the notion that I could reinvent myself as an 80s prom fashion victim.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-06-2007, 10:57 PM
this is what I'm on. It's the newest try. It's not doing anything better than OTC stuff.

is your hair naturally curly? are you using the 'be curly' line from aveda? have you thought about that thermal reconditioning treatment they can do that is supposed to help it straighten?


I'm slightly fascinated with the notion that I could reinvent myself as an 80s prom fashion victim.

i can't tell if that's supposed to be an insult or if you really want to look like that.

AEversW
03-06-2007, 11:00 PM
i stole gas from my moms car today and when she asked about it i told her my sister had been driving it around all day and wasted the gas.

Courtney
03-06-2007, 11:06 PM
i can't tell if that's supposed to be an insult or if you really want to look like that.

It's a joke, but not at all an insult.

I was making fun of myself, because I do think it would be funny in a hipster-trying-way-too-hard sort of way if I went for the Dirty Dancing era Jennifer Grey look.

TomAz
03-07-2007, 09:07 AM
This isn't much of a confession but I don't know where else to put it.

Until this week I didn't get excited about Coachella cuz I didn't know if I was going to be able to go. Now I know for sure that I am going and I find myself staring at the lineup and going holy shit.. holy shit..

this year's lineup is really good. IMO.

there. whew. glad to get that off my chest. carry on.

Yablonowitz
03-07-2007, 10:23 AM
I just shit my pants. Literally.

fortydollarsworthofmeat
03-07-2007, 11:15 AM
tom, that's gross.

courtney, get a perm. they're awesome. help me bring curly back.

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 11:17 AM
tom, that's gross.


you misspelled "yablo".

Nice sig.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 12:23 PM
hannah, can I post an ad on your sig?

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:26 PM
what would you like?

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 12:28 PM
It's for a wart cream called, I have warts

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:34 PM
I have warts

Please review your ad. If it is not satisfactory, you will be asked to submit an ad-change form in triplicate.

We understand that you have a choice when you place ads, and we'd like to thank you for choosing us.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 12:38 PM
How about just, wart cream. It's a lot safer than, "I have warts" no?

Hannahrain
03-07-2007, 12:47 PM
Your ad will run through the afternoon. This concludes our transaction. Please think of us when placing ads in the future.

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 12:49 PM
I have no money. Will you take a sack of potatoes as payment for the ad?

kimery08
03-07-2007, 12:53 PM
hahahahaha

SojuGorae
03-07-2007, 12:54 PM
I've just been owned.

kreutz2112
03-07-2007, 01:01 PM
Hannah owns everyone today...see: "Talking shit" thread

EDIT: see: "Official Threaten People With Violence Thread"

justinaqui
03-07-2007, 07:11 PM
I think the coffee that gets made at work is horrible so I bought a french press to make my own in my office, but I tell everyone that I'm making decaf so they don't know I'm just being a coffee snob.

caco0283
03-08-2007, 06:44 AM
i felt odd not having anyone on my igore list so i tried to ignore myself but it wouldn't let me. I have failed once again in life

TomAz
03-08-2007, 07:06 AM
I don't have anyone on my ignore list either. I could ignore you and you could ignore me, but then you wouldn't be able to give me points and I wouldn't be able to laugh at your hijinks and antics.

kimery08
03-08-2007, 08:50 AM
ive been a cranky bitch all morning and dont feel bad about it.

CheersDarlin
03-08-2007, 08:53 AM
I've never had an orgasm.

vinylmartyr
03-08-2007, 08:55 AM
Not even by yourself?

vinylmartyr
03-08-2007, 08:57 AM
Please report immediately to the ask caco for relationship advise thread!!

SojuGorae
03-08-2007, 09:05 AM
I've never had an orgasm.

That's gotta suck

Courtney
03-08-2007, 09:05 AM
Woah.

I confess that regardless of dating situation, I think it's crucial that every girl can give herself an orgasm.

CheersDarlin, find some private time, turn down the lights, and do some experimenting. And if that doesn't work, go buy yourself a vibrator.

vinylmartyr
03-08-2007, 09:09 AM
And tell your partner. Thats the only way he is ever gonna learn. Guys can be pretty clueless about sex when they are teenagers.

amyzzz
03-08-2007, 09:09 AM
I've never had an orgasm.
Not even in your sleep? I realized years after I was able to do this to myself that I had been having orgasms in my sleep for years.

kimery08
03-08-2007, 09:10 AM
now im just a sad bitch.
cheersdarlin, you need to handle this.

kimery08
03-08-2007, 09:11 AM
Not even in your sleep? I realized years after I was able to do this to myself that I had been having orgasms in my sleep for years.

wtf! i got screwed out of that one.

amyzzz
03-08-2007, 09:11 AM
Sometimes, they're so good, they wake me up. Not often enough, sadly.

TomAz
03-08-2007, 09:14 AM
And tell your partner. Thats the only way he is ever gonna learn. Guys can be pretty clueless about sex when they are teenagers.

also, when they are in their 20s. and 30s.

Courtney
03-08-2007, 09:15 AM
And tell your partner. Thats the only way he is ever gonna learn. Guys can be pretty clueless about sex when they are teenagers.

Ya, if they're having sex. Maybe they're not, which is fine too. But definitely don't fake it. Ever.

And I think it's pretty important to be able to give yourself an orgasm first, because that's the best way that you're going to be able to teach a clueless guy about your body is if you know about it yourself.

keriann
03-08-2007, 10:13 AM
Coachella Board sex ed

amyzzz
03-08-2007, 11:09 AM
Ya, if they're having sex. Maybe they're not, which is fine too. But definitely don't fake it. Ever.

And I think it's pretty important to be able to give yourself an orgasm first, because that's the best way that you're going to be able to teach a clueless guy about your body is if you know about it yourself.
I wish you were my mom.

CheersDarlin
03-08-2007, 11:14 AM
I would say more about it but I have to go to class. Maybe I should have gone to the TMI thread with that.

Courtney
03-08-2007, 06:22 PM
I wish you were my mom.

Okay, I'll adopt you. But you have to come home for holidays and send me flowers on mother's day.

amyzzz
03-08-2007, 06:59 PM
I meant when I was little. But thanks. :thu

CheersDarlin
03-08-2007, 07:47 PM
Actually I don't know what else to say about it. So someone else confess something.

i_like_cake530
03-08-2007, 07:50 PM
i eat dead babies

AEversW
03-08-2007, 08:18 PM
i broke up with my girlfriend last year because she wouldn't let me go to a Dodger game on our 8th month anniversary. I dont regret it one bit!

samiksha
03-10-2007, 11:15 AM
right now i am waiting for bright eyes presale tickets. i'm so ashamed.

bumper31
03-11-2007, 01:38 AM
I have way too much body hair and I haven't had a starbucks for 5 days.......

mob roulette
03-12-2007, 10:50 AM
over the weekend i started a collection of those sobe green tea bottlecaps with the humorous sayings. so far i have "stiffler's mom" and "slow your roll". i know i only have two of them but i think i have made my intentions pretty clear. i like them. i think they're cute. and i am not entirely embarrassed by this affection. not yet anyway.

mountmccabe
03-12-2007, 11:02 AM
I haven't the slightest clue how to tie a tie. I've been shown many times. I have printed out directions from the internet. It is just something I don't understand.

Hannahrain
03-12-2007, 12:17 PM
I haven't been to class in a week.

TomAz
03-12-2007, 01:20 PM
I haven't been to class in nearly 24 years.

caco0283
03-12-2007, 01:54 PM
i just farted and everyone thinks it was Eja the blonde bitch

Hannahrain
03-13-2007, 11:17 PM
I confess that I can't remember the last time I drew/wrote/recorded anything that I was happy with.

J~$$$
03-15-2007, 08:17 AM
I want to beat up a kid for his nitendo Wii.....Im tired of trying to get one for $250...........Adam im coming over, if your wii is gone.....Bug did it.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 08:47 AM
i need to confess this to somebody!! i hooked up with another man's girlfriend recently...i feel bad because i see him at Brus Room all the time...but she told me they broke up

kimery08
03-15-2007, 09:17 AM
youre going to hell.

TomAz
03-15-2007, 09:19 AM
i bet he can even get laid there.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 10:51 AM
hey it not my fault....i thought they were done with....shes been telling me that for awhile....and what sux is i ran them at the bar last nigh again and he "reintroduced" me to his girlfriend and then bought me a shot....i wanted to say something but just couldnt bare to.

kimery08
03-15-2007, 11:02 AM
awkward. since he bought you a shot, its safe to say he is in one way or another a friend of yours. yes?

you know what, "hookup" is such a vague word. my friends and i have discussed this many a times. we use this word when we dont want speak specifics.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 11:03 AM
lets just say her having a BF didn't cockblock me

bug on your lip
03-15-2007, 11:06 AM
Adam im coming over, if your wife is gone..... J~$$$ did it.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 11:07 AM
bug we are meeting in coachella

J~$$$
03-15-2007, 11:14 AM
ummmm......

No godammit! 08 you put that quote back up now!

J~$$$
03-15-2007, 11:20 AM
do it!

kimery08
03-15-2007, 11:41 AM
i feel bad because...


lets just say her having a BF didn't cockblock me

yea, i didnt think so. penises never feel bad.








was that it? just so you know, i put it back up out of fear alone.

J~$$$
03-15-2007, 11:45 AM
Thank you.

"penises never feel bad."

It's Jacks favorite saying

kimery08
03-15-2007, 11:46 AM
jacks favorite saying = my demise.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 12:59 PM
yea, i didnt think so. penises never feel bad.


um...im the victim here

kimery08
03-15-2007, 01:35 PM
her bf is the victim.
he even bought you a shot.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 01:38 PM
A SHOT SHE PAID FOR COS HE HAS NO MONEY AND SHES RICH

SojuGorae
03-15-2007, 02:05 PM
I'm rich, beeyatch!

thefunkylama
03-15-2007, 02:25 PM
I confess that I need consoling for a problem I am not willing to discuss. I realize that saying this comes off as a bid for attention.

I also confess that I am an attention whore.

J~$$$
03-15-2007, 02:26 PM
what better place to find consoling than the message board. Really I hope everything works out for you.

Hannahrain
03-15-2007, 02:28 PM
I confess that I need consoling for a problem I am not willing to discuss.

Alma, whoever did whatever they did to you is some sort of asshole/prick/bitch (circle one), and you don't deserve to feel crummy. You are AWESOME. Everyone wants to be you.

TomAz
03-15-2007, 02:28 PM
there there. everything's gonna be ok. think about everything you have going for you. no matter how bad things seem today, remember, the sun will still come up in the morning, and tomorrow's a new day. plus you have friends which makes you among the luckiest people in the world.

Hannahrain
03-15-2007, 02:37 PM
um...im the victim here

While I'm in a consoling mood...

You didn't know. You were misled to believe that they were broken up. Unless you were really close to the guy (which it doesn't sound like), there is no "off-limits" time period. You shouldn't feel guilty about something that you are not to blame for.

What you should do is confront the girl. Obviously, she's a conniving, calculating bitch, and someone had better tell her about it.

samiksha
03-15-2007, 02:46 PM
i havent done this yet, so this confession may be a little premature... but... my roommate is gone for the weekend and left me the keys to her car and specifically asked me not to drive it, but i think i'm taking it to the record store tonight. AND if i do i will smoke in her car.

thefunkylama
03-15-2007, 02:50 PM
Smoking causes lung cancer, you know.

samiksha
03-15-2007, 02:55 PM
alert the media. i'll assume you said this out of concern for my well being. if that's the case: thank you. if not::mad:

thefunkylama
03-15-2007, 02:56 PM
I said this because my grandpa is dying of lung cancer. because he smoked from age 14 to 68.

samiksha
03-15-2007, 02:59 PM
i'm sorry to hear that. that's how my grandpa died.

TomAz
03-15-2007, 03:04 PM
all of us will pass away eventually as part of the natural process of birth, life, decay, and death. grieving is a natural reaction to a terribly painful event and as time goes on and people around us pass away along the journey of life, we are reminded of our own inevitable end that awaits us. All we know is a blip of transience and impermanence.

mourn your grandfather's passing, yes, but also celebrate his life with joy.

TomAz
03-15-2007, 03:05 PM
i recognize the above is hard to take with a straight face, with that kid in my avatar flipping us all off, but it's meant with sincerity nonetheless.

also, I didn't write most of that.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 03:08 PM
tom make me laugh NOW

jackstraw94086
03-15-2007, 03:12 PM
Thank you.

"penises never feel bad."

It's Jacks favorite saying

actually my favorite saying is "happiness is a fist-shaped dildo"

TomAz
03-15-2007, 03:12 PM
i picked Davidson and ORU.

caco0283
03-15-2007, 03:15 PM
i picked Davidson and ORU.

that actually did make me laugh....thank you

ewiggy
03-23-2007, 06:19 PM
i'm listening to Pandora (http://www.pandora.com), and Britney Spears just randomly came onto my "brit pop" station.

and i didn't change it.

and then i ran over here to tell on myself.

bumper31
03-24-2007, 08:39 AM
A Streets toon just came on my Live Lounge album........

I don't like the Streets

amyzzz
03-24-2007, 10:27 AM
I'm over a week late turning in my rental of Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest to Blockbuster. So that makes 3 confessions I guess--I'm late, I rented a crappy movie, and I still rent at Blockbuster.

rampaige
03-25-2007, 07:41 AM
I got a copy of my husband's credit report without his knowing.

Worse, there's a lot of loans and such on there that I don't know about. But I can't ask him because of the way I found out. We're hoping to buy our first house later this year, but I think his credit is going to hurt us when it comes time to apply for a loan.

I don't know what to do.:(

Quentin
03-25-2007, 08:38 AM
I love pokemon but only the original 150. I used to want to be a genetisits so I could make pokemon :(

thelastgreatman
03-25-2007, 01:50 PM
I love pokemon but only the original 150. I used to want to be a genetisits so I could make pokemon :(

That's about as cute as scientific ambitions can get.

mob roulette
03-28-2007, 07:28 AM
i still heart three 6 mafia. like a lot. like more than i should probably. so nice.

TomAz
03-28-2007, 07:31 AM
I got a copy of my husband's credit report without his knowing.

Worse, there's a lot of loans and such on there that I don't know about. But I can't ask him because of the way I found out. We're hoping to buy our first house later this year, but I think his credit is going to hurt us when it comes time to apply for a loan.

I don't know what to do.:(

are these loans he made before you were married? or are these loans he's taken in secret while you've been married?

mountmccabe
04-20-2007, 03:45 PM
I had no idea "Have Love Will Travel" by the Black Keys was a cover.

I had other things earlier today but I've forgotten them.

ewiggy
04-20-2007, 03:49 PM
it's alright, john. only recently did i learn that "Black Sheep Boy" by Okkervil River was a cover. i don't know how i didn't know that.

mountmccabe
04-20-2007, 03:52 PM
Thank, Kristen; that makes me feel better.

PsyGuyRy
04-20-2007, 04:13 PM
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betao
04-20-2007, 04:41 PM
I confess that I'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend in the next 24 hours. I also confess that I've already been broken-up with him for the past two weeks in my own head, but I held on and pretended just so that I could get all of my clothes and the money he owed me back.

why are you breaking up with him? (if you dont mind my asking)

Hannahrain
05-03-2007, 03:31 PM
My sunburn is peeling and I get a strange satisfaction out of trying to peel off the biggest piece that I can.

amyzzz
05-03-2007, 05:22 PM
My sunburn is peeling and I get a strange satisfaction out of trying to peel off the biggest piece that I can.
I didn't get burned. n00b.

Hannahrain
05-03-2007, 05:23 PM
A sunburn was the only souvenir I could afford. Ger1atr1c.

algunz
05-03-2007, 05:25 PM
I stole a nail clipper from the market when I was buying beer.

amyzzz
05-03-2007, 05:26 PM
I didn't like the shirts so much this year. I only bought a blue Bjork shirt which we discovered only today says "earth intruders" on it in some wacky font.

Hannahrain
05-03-2007, 05:29 PM
I actually bought the parachute shirt. I was forsaking truth for comedy. I'm a giver like that.

amyzzz
05-03-2007, 05:30 PM
I want the parachute shirt. I just wasn't motivated enough to buy it. We'll see if they sell them later.