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miscorrections
09-01-2011, 02:02 PM
Oh also Heidi I just remembered this great French place called Cafe Presse that has a really good charcuterie plate. And there's a bar for grown-ups called Cure that ALSO has bomb charcuterie. So. CURED MEAT HEAVEN.

chiapet
09-01-2011, 02:12 PM
These all seem to be really, really close to where I'm staying. There is little I like more than getting drunk while eating weird animal parts.

I am definitely going to Cure.

NachoCat
09-01-2011, 02:12 PM
I had dinner with the folks last night. Mom made a pan fried veal steak, pasta alfredo, mushrooms,capers,white wine sauce and home grown zuchinni slices with lemon garnish.


I drank an entire bottle of alfredo sauce once. I was $50 richer soon after.

miscorrections
09-01-2011, 02:16 PM
These all seem to be really, really close to where I'm staying. There is little I like more than getting drunk while eating weird animal parts.

I am definitely going to Cure.

Yup. I have a hard time leaving my neighborhood because there are so many excellent restaurants and pretty rad bars in easy walking distance.

Speaking of bars we need to go to Unicorn. Their food is terrible for you but so good.

Goatchella
09-01-2011, 02:16 PM
I slammed tobasco in my eyes socket for 60 once.
Snorted dry wasabi powder for 20

amyzzz
09-01-2011, 02:37 PM
So this isn't the Confessions thread....

HowToDisappear
09-01-2011, 02:37 PM
I LOVE rabbit. SO delicious. Not gamey at all. And it's super good for you. Lower in fat/cholesterol than chicken or turkey (rabbits store their fat in their viscera, not their flesh). And it has the densest protein of all meats, so you can eat just a little of it and feel full. Plus, it's the most easily sustainable meat (logically, since they grow so fast). No hormones or antibiotics. Supermarkets should start selling rabbit.

And I LOVE foie gras, so I'm happy to know it can be cruelty-free.

chiapet
09-01-2011, 02:45 PM
Speaking of bars we need to go to Unicorn. Their food is terrible for you but so good.

I'm not a fan of this. It looks like the same premise of Butter, food wise. However, I am willing to try some unicorn jizz.

Neighborhood Creep
09-01-2011, 02:48 PM
Why is every thread turning into a food thread

SoulDischarge
09-01-2011, 02:51 PM
We're raising awareness.

nathanfairchild
09-01-2011, 02:52 PM
because it's america

chiapet
09-01-2011, 02:53 PM
Hey I thought mine was *almost* a confession.

Goatchella
09-01-2011, 02:54 PM
Because there is a reason everyone here is obese

Neighborhood Creep
09-01-2011, 02:56 PM
http://danielbell.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/confession1.jpg

I confess I caught a intentional peek up my friend's preg gf's skirt today. YEAH!

miscorrections
09-01-2011, 03:11 PM
I'm not a fan of this. It looks like the same premise of Butter, food wise. However, I am willing to try some unicorn jizz.

The Unicorn Jizz is waaaaay too sweet. I don't recommend it. And Butter's food is, well, trashy...Unicorn tweaks fair food and makes it pretty fucking good.


Why is every thread turning into a food thread

Because most of us are fat kids.

chiapet
09-01-2011, 03:16 PM
I may be a fat kid, but I have no interest in corndogs.

algunz
09-01-2011, 03:19 PM
http://danielbell.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/confession1.jpg

I confess I caught a intentional peek up my friend's preg gf's skirt today. YEAH!

How far along is she? I confess I got to a point where it was hard to keep my legs together. It was June, hot, short dresses were the most comfortable and I didn't fucking care. So, I'm sure I flashed a lot of people. :)

miscorrections
09-01-2011, 03:21 PM
I love their corndog but don't see the point when there are 9813204987 hot dog carts within 4 blocks. The Unicorn Balls & Narwhal Balls are kickass.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-01-2011, 03:27 PM
I'm not a fan of this. It looks like the same premise of Butter, food wise. However, I am willing to try some unicorn jizz.

Is Butter the ridiculous white trash-themed place that serves 32-hi life bottle sin brown bags and has a fake trailer where you buy tater-tots and jell-o shots? I had a pretty hilarious night there once.

chiapet
09-01-2011, 03:32 PM
Yup, though I prefer mixed drinks made with Tang or Sunny D

Butter prides itself on only serving processed food, and if warm, microwaved only food.

miscorrections
09-01-2011, 05:46 PM
Ok Unicorn actually has legit bar food.

TallGuyCM
09-02-2011, 12:13 AM
I confess I got to a point where it was hard to keep my legs together.

But what about when you were pregnant?

locachica73
09-02-2011, 07:32 AM
I was 30 minutes late for work today for no other reason than wanting to snuggle longer. It meant I had to buy the two guys I work with starbucks but it was completely worth it. :)

Neighborhood Creep
09-02-2011, 08:12 AM
How far along is she? I confess I got to a point where it was hard to keep my legs together. It was June, hot, short dresses were the most comfortable and I didn't fucking care. So, I'm sure I flashed a lot of people. :)

17 weeks, barely showing.

ThatGirl
09-02-2011, 09:38 AM
But what about when you were pregnant?

Insert quick drum beat and cymbal ting here. :)

Sleepingrock
09-02-2011, 10:01 AM
Kind of a dream confession but, last night I had a dream where I was kind of seeing my girlfriends cousin. But we weren't dating or doing anything aside from spending lots of time together since I was still with my girlfriend. My dream self really liked it cause she was older and she really wanted me, I like those dreams. I then saw arcade fire without Win or Regine and about 100 or 200 people watching them, which was less exciting than the blonde.

miscorrections
09-02-2011, 10:06 AM
I confess that last night I was too busy watching Star Trek to take a shower before bed.

I did shower this morning, so I'm not gross right now, but yikes.

locachica73
09-02-2011, 10:08 AM
I confess that since I stopped smoking weed I have been dreaming a lot more, or at least remembering more of my dreams, lately they have all been sexual or at least romantic, with people I have no desire to be either with. I keep waking up scared that I am saying names out loud in my sleep since none of these men or women are my boyfriend.

ThatGirl
09-02-2011, 10:59 AM
I dream about people from my past a LOT. Ex husband/boyfriend types. Sometimes random people I've not seen or thought about in over 20 years. But almost always the dream culminates in sex, even if I was never attracted to them in real life.

Sleepingrock
09-02-2011, 11:20 AM
Someone could write an erotic novel featuring all of our dreams.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-02-2011, 11:24 AM
As long as they don't wrong them.

miscorrections
09-02-2011, 11:25 AM
Or left them.

ManImCool
09-02-2011, 11:25 AM
sleeping rock, wood yew bee up four righting it?

Hannahrain
09-02-2011, 11:25 AM
Or upend them.

Hannahrain
09-02-2011, 11:26 AM
God damnit.

miscorrections
09-02-2011, 11:26 AM
No one can pick up my erotic novels.

rskapcat
09-02-2011, 11:29 AM
Board people pop up in my dreams all of the time. The most notable ones in recent memory: Andrew (Drinkey) was my boyfriend in one. We made out a lot, iirc. The one with Tommy was disturbing. I was living with my husband, but for some reason I was going to Vegas to marry Tommy, and I didn't want to. I spent most of the dream alternating between crying about having to leave my husband and forcing a smile for Tommy, pretending I was happy we were getting married. Jen (captn) was in a recent dream. I think Amy(zzz) and I went to a Radiohead concert together in a dream.

locachica73
09-02-2011, 11:35 AM
Becca, I had a naked dream about you and your cat after seeing your picture in the nude photos thread. We weren't doing anything, just hanging out on your couch petting your cat. lol

rskapcat
09-02-2011, 11:46 AM
That's probably what people on the board assume I do all day...sit around naked with all my cats. :p

guedita
09-02-2011, 11:47 AM
That is what I did all day until I ran out of money and had to find a job.

Hannahrain
09-02-2011, 11:47 AM
You didn't need a job. You just needed a webcam.

SoulDischarge
09-02-2011, 11:50 AM
No one can pick up my erotic novels.

Smothering fetish?

algunz
09-02-2011, 04:00 PM
Nice one, TallGuy. :winkiss

TallGuyCM
09-03-2011, 01:16 AM
:lips

fatbastard
09-03-2011, 01:10 PM
My boss caught me looking at my co-workers cleavage. In all defense, it was her left breast that actually caught my attention. It looked twisted and not because of the bra she was wearing.

In nano seconds I was thinking...does she play with her breasts?...does she have a gimpy breast?.....what does she look like toplesss?....she doesn't really have what I would call cleavage. really two lumps of flesh seperated at least 4 inches from each other, then pressed close to one another due to the bra....no I wouldn't suck or fondle those breasts.....all right, maybe the right one if it was whipped out after a couple of drinks.

SoulDischarge
09-03-2011, 04:29 PM
You're one creepy dude, my friend. But that's ok.

obzen
09-03-2011, 09:19 PM
I'm thinking I should go back to L.A.; San Diego isn't for me.

algunz
09-03-2011, 09:21 PM
Is it too slow?

obzen
09-03-2011, 09:24 PM
It's written in the stars above.

chairmenmeow47
09-05-2011, 09:33 PM
i've got a ton of great movies on my dvr, yet i've spent all night watching dance moms :x

Neighborhood Creep
09-05-2011, 09:44 PM
I like Keeping up with the Kardashians

kreutz2112
09-05-2011, 10:00 PM
I really like the tv show Keeping Up Appearances. That wasn't a confession.


I confess that last night I was too busy watching Star Trek to take a shower before bed.

I did shower this morning, so I'm not gross right now, but yikes.

TNG?

miscorrections
09-05-2011, 10:02 PM
Yup.

kreutz2112
09-05-2011, 10:13 PM
Nice. It's so good. I've been watching it too for the past few months. I love the variety from episode to episode. One episode will deal with philosophy, the next with time travel, the next with human/cybernetic organism rights (see: "Measure of a Man", one of my favorites) and then there will be an awesome action episode where they're fighting the Borg cube. I tried watching Voyager and Enterprise, but they are pretty bad. Im not sure i even made past the opening song of Enterprise. YouTube it. Seriously. Its fucking ridiculous.

Hannahrain
09-05-2011, 10:17 PM
When I was a kid I thought "dermatologist tested" meant a product had been tested on dermatologists instead of on animals and selected my glitter Bonne Bell or purple Wet n' Wild nail polish or what have you appropriately. I don't know why I'm remembering this.

ThatGirl
09-06-2011, 07:19 AM
I remember Bonne Bell lip smackers. They remind me of making out at school dances in grade 7. Stairway to Heaven baby!

nathanfairchild
09-06-2011, 07:27 AM
I rewatched all 3 seasons of Parks and Recreation over the weekend.

locachica73
09-06-2011, 07:43 AM
I only left my house 1 time in 48 hours and it was to feed myself, had I had more groceries I probably wouldn't have even showered.

amyzzz
09-06-2011, 11:24 AM
I only left my house 1 time in 48 hours and it was to feed myself, had I had more groceries I probably wouldn't have even showered.
I confess that my last several weekends have been like this. My excuse this past weekend is I was sick, so there. My family finally ventured out on Monday, did some shopping and some laundry, and played laser tag.

Goatchella
09-06-2011, 01:18 PM
Laser tag....eye surgery is now recreational
I used to love that.

My name was always maverick

Courtney
09-06-2011, 01:34 PM
Oh man lasertag.

I used to use the name "zantine" because then the little thing would say "you've been shot byzantine"... I was an odd child.

guedita
09-06-2011, 01:35 PM
I always tried to be Sadaam Hussein at lazertag but they wouldn't let me. My friend always got away with being Chairmen Mao because the employees didn't know who that was.

Yup - spent a lot a lot a lot of weekend nights playing lazer tag in highschool.

stinkbutt
09-06-2011, 01:39 PM
I spent a lot of weekend nights wishing I was playing laser tag while sitting alone in my room huffing model glue

guedita
09-06-2011, 01:48 PM
I spent a lot of weekend nights wishing I was playing laser tag while sitting alone in my room huffing model glue

That was my jr. high.

amyzzz
09-06-2011, 02:13 PM
We didn't get laser tag names other than (color) (number). I was red 20. It was my first time, and I kinda sucked, but it was fun. :)

chiapet
09-06-2011, 04:30 PM
I've never played laser tag. I think I spent most weekends in high school working out, studying, reading books, and compulsively re-organizing my possessions (books, clothes in really OCD fashion). Not sure how I managed to be popular-ish, as I was clearly an antisocial nerd.


Unrelatedly... I confess I really am starting to wish I hadn't gotten promoted. I keep trying to get my boss to explain his expectations of me now, and he keeps just saying that I'll figure it out / should work as I'd been working. The problem is that I hadn't been working as hard or as much as I used to (I worked ridiculous hours for this company, for several years, and I'm burned out. So I stopped doing so much). I assume he's telling me to keep doing what I USED to do, not what I've been doing more recently.

I'd been really, really happy with my job since limiting my hours and.. uhm.. how much I get done. I think this is going to make me really unhappy. It sucks because it's not even enough money to justify going back to being slightly miserable with my job. </ramble>

HowToDisappear
09-06-2011, 04:40 PM
I used to use the name "zantine" because then the little thing would say "you've been shot byzantine"... I was an odd child.

I love this.

SoulDischarge
09-06-2011, 04:40 PM
I've never played laser tag. I think I spent most weekends in high school working out, studying, reading books, and compulsively re-organizing my possessions (books, clothes in really OCD fashion).

Were you in prison?

chiapet
09-06-2011, 04:46 PM
Well, my mom is an evangelical Christian, so, sort of?

locachica73
09-06-2011, 04:48 PM
I have already had dinner and considering taking a sleeping pill now, not because I think I will have trouble sleeping, but because there is nothing on tv tonight and I am tired of flipping channels.

amyzzz
09-06-2011, 04:48 PM
Go check out a book at the library, Audra.

locachica73
09-06-2011, 04:51 PM
I can't return my netflix movies, what makes you think I would return a library book. I actually have some books in my closet I still have not read, I think I will start one now. :)

SoulDischarge
09-06-2011, 04:51 PM
Or Hulu or something.

Courtney
09-06-2011, 04:54 PM
Write a letter to someone.

Courtney
09-06-2011, 04:55 PM
Youtube self-instructional stuff you want to learn how to do like smoky eye makeup or origami or something, and then try it out.

guedita
09-06-2011, 04:55 PM
You eat dinner at 5 PM? I like your style.

Courtney
09-06-2011, 04:56 PM
Put on some music and have a private dance party.

Courtney
09-06-2011, 04:56 PM
(No, these are not things I do when I'm home alone. Of course not.)

guedita
09-06-2011, 04:57 PM
Tweeze all of your body hair off.

Courtney
09-06-2011, 04:58 PM
Try to give yourself a pedicure. With your non-dominant hand.

SoulDischarge
09-06-2011, 05:01 PM
Learn astral projection!

amyzzz
09-06-2011, 05:14 PM
GO PLAY LASER TAG AUDRA!

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-06-2011, 05:15 PM
It took me 3 hours to tie a tie a couple years even with watching instructional youtube videos the entire time. it was like i was watching someone perform magic tricks or something whenever they got to the final step of every knot. I've just kept it tied ever since so i can slip it on when i need to wear a tie.

locachica73
09-06-2011, 05:20 PM
You eat dinner at 5 PM? I like your style.

I actually had dinner at 4PM, I eat before senior citizens, I am now going to have an ice cream cone for dessert. :)

I like the youtube idea, I have never been able to perfect the smokey eye. I can't do the pedicure because then it would ruin the professional one I had done a week or two ago. My son used my tweezers to clean his pipe so the plucking body hair is out. And I am broke till Friday so no lazer tag. :(

I did find a Friends marathon on Nick@Nite. So I am watching that, reading the internet and thinking about ice cream. Then I will be reading The Innocent by Harlan Coben.

Goatchella
09-06-2011, 05:28 PM
I spent a lot of weekend nights wishing I was playing laser tag while sitting alone in my room huffing model glue

Whewww!!! I like yor steelo.

SoulDischarge
09-06-2011, 11:27 PM
Some times I get tired of being a dick.

Kyliediscope
09-06-2011, 11:53 PM
When I had a mirror in front of my shower-- I'd watch myself shower.

daxton
09-06-2011, 11:58 PM
When I had a mirror in front of my shower-- I'd watch myself shower.

I always undress in front of the mirror. I'm glad I'm not alone :)

Courtney
09-07-2011, 12:05 AM
I accidentally inhaled an insect while cycling home from work this afternoon. It was not the most disgusting thing I have ever snorted.

Pixiessp
09-07-2011, 12:06 AM
Some times I get tired of dick.

Really?

frizzlefry
09-08-2011, 01:27 AM
I read at a bar only to prevent myself from falling asleep while reading in my apartment, the beer is also a plus.

frazzles
09-08-2011, 02:44 AM
Well into my teenage years, I used to create imaginary friends as a coping mechanism for my lack of affinity with anyone...

fatbastard
09-08-2011, 06:16 AM
I'm interesting in hearing more about these friends. Did they land up excluding you?

Courtney
09-08-2011, 07:28 AM
I read at a bar only to prevent myself from falling asleep while reading in my apartment, the beer is also a plus.

In grad school, I used to grade undergrad papers in bars all the time, for the same reason. It really does help.

Pixiessp
09-08-2011, 12:19 PM
I used to study for my accounting class AND my anatomy class in a club that featured a male strip revue.

The bartender was my study buddy.

greghead
09-08-2011, 01:50 PM
During my undergrad years I used to snort coke off the metal bookshelves in the library while studying. Helped me focus for about two minutes. Then I'd start pulling random books I thought looked interesting and wound up not actually doing any work at all.

chairmenmeow47
09-08-2011, 02:20 PM
i sometimes surround myself with mirrors and self-portraits and fist myself from the sheer awe of my own beauty.

nathanfairchild
09-08-2011, 02:21 PM
^ literally lol'd

frazzles
09-08-2011, 06:20 PM
I'm interesting in hearing more about these friends. Did they land up excluding you?

It wasn't at the level of "craziness" or how children typically go about it. It was more of envisioning certain types of people to fill my social circle void. I'd just zone out for hours on end going through "days" and events and conversations in my head.

It was a self defeatist cycle that I eventually grew out of...

locachica73
09-09-2011, 09:20 AM
Last night I added like 6 new shows to my DVR, every new TV season I do this, and watch 2-3 episodes to find out if I like it, the ones that make it past 3 episodes for me usually get cancelled, I have horrible tv taste.

chiapet
09-09-2011, 09:35 AM
^^ I do the same thing ;)

JustSteve
09-09-2011, 09:52 AM
Last night I added like 6 new shows to my DVR, every new TV season I do this, and watch 2-3 episodes to find out if I like it, the ones that make it past 3 episodes for me usually get cancelled, I have horrible tv taste.

but a lot of tv caters to the lowest common denominator these days, so you liking the ones that get canceled could actually be a positive.

locachica73
09-09-2011, 09:54 AM
I just checked abc.com and I might be adding many more. I am glad I can only record 2 shows at a time or I might never leave my bedroom.

locachica73
09-09-2011, 09:55 AM
but a lot of tv caters to the lowest common denominator these days, so you liking the ones that get canceled could actually be a positive.

Probably not, I like some pretty cheesy tv...

chiapet
09-10-2011, 11:15 AM
I just bought my THIRD fucking floor-cleaning-robot. The things inevitably break once their short warranty is up. It's ridiculous to keep buying them (I HATE iRobot at this point), it's an incredibly stupid extravagance, and I'm a lazy ass for not just cleaning my floor by hand... but... somehow I'm willing to spend $400 on a piece of junk every 2 years in order to never have to clean my kitchen floor. :/

locachica73
09-10-2011, 08:34 PM
I drank an entire bottle of wine... by myself. :)

Alchemy
09-10-2011, 09:21 PM
I went to Barns and Noble today to test drive a haircut (in combination with my favorite set of clothes). A girl smiled at me, but she seemed pretty young. Either way, I'd call it a success.

I also walked out with F. Scott Fitzgerald's Flappers and Philosophers.

chiapet
09-10-2011, 09:22 PM
Test drive a haircut at B&N? explain.

chiapet
09-10-2011, 09:23 PM
It's not even 9:30, and I can already tell I'm going to be a puking mess tonight.

Alchemy
09-10-2011, 09:35 PM
Test drive a haircut at B&N? explain.

It's one of the more social places in this city. I was looking for reactions - anything from thumbs ups, winks, whistles, smiles, Andy Benard's "Hey, Big Haircut!" and other things that would raise my self-confidence... I guess it's not really test driving a haircut, since I can't really go back to the barber and say, "Nah, you know what, I think I'll just keep what I had." I guess it was more of a premiering a haircut at B&N.

TomAz
09-10-2011, 09:39 PM
I am surprised they have a bookstore in el paso.

Gribbz
09-11-2011, 11:36 AM
I was just about to post a live video of North American Scum on fb... then I looked at the calender. That could have gotten ugly.

M Sparks
09-11-2011, 12:04 PM
OMG TODAYZ IS DIFFERENT THAN YESTERDAY BECAUSE OF 10! NEVER FORGET!

I didn't, asshole. I didn't forget on May 17, 2008 or June 14, 2009, or October 12, 2006 either. Fuck off with that nationalistic bullshit.

J~$$$$
09-12-2011, 09:36 AM
Im going to a jimmy buffett concert..........piņa coladas........caught in the rain and shit. My mom has no friends and she gave me the puppy dog eyes.

Sleepingrock
09-12-2011, 11:45 AM
You must really love her, you're a good son!

I felt bad when I read that she has no friends.

Courtney
09-12-2011, 11:52 AM
I'll be your mom's friend! I'm down with any activity that involves drinks with umbrellas.

casey
09-12-2011, 12:01 PM
I drank an entire bottle of wine... by myself. :)

I have done that before... :/

I could have done it yesterday, but instead I drank Johnny Walker Red, Jameson, some cotton candy flavored vodka, tequila and beer instead. I fell asleep by 3pm. I mean...passed out blackout drunk at 3pm. Not my finest moment.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-12-2011, 12:06 PM
my last day in Vegas two weeks ago my girlfriend and I decided to have a light meal in Margaritaville after walking by it a hundred times over the weekend with a strange curiosity about it 9we stayed at the Flamingo which it's attached to) and I seriously felt like I was on another planet inside of it. It was a nice experience getting to eat inside of a full size fishing boat (complete with many fishing poles attached to it) with the view of a fake island with lighthouse and pelican, adorned with MANY flatscreen televisions showing Jimmy Buffet and other soft contemporary artists.

The best part of the place is the GIANT "blender" in the bar filled with green "margarita" that actually has a twisty slide going into it from the second floor. We were very curious as to whether or not that was ever actually used.

Oh, apparently it does get used hahaha
http://ourrvadventures.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/jimmy-buffet-volcano-girl.jpg

locachica73
09-12-2011, 12:08 PM
Surprisingly I didn't wake up with a wine hangover, yay.

I also drank a little too much yesterday, we started at 1, I was drunk by 5 but decided to hit another bar, where a friend of mine decided I needed a jello shot... I don't remember going to bed, I kind of remember getting home... :(

casey
09-12-2011, 12:19 PM
Yeah, that's the start of football for you....I feel surprisingly okay today too.

HowToDisappear
09-12-2011, 12:39 PM
Im going to a jimmy buffett concert..........piņa coladas........caught in the rain and shit. My mom has no friends and she gave me the puppy dog eyes.

Awww, this is sweet.

chiapet
09-12-2011, 01:36 PM
I'm happy to report that I was not a puking mess! Just a normal mess.


I drank an entire bottle of wine... by myself. :)

I apparently drank almost 2 bottles of wine yesterday morning. I say "almost" because I remember spilling part of one all over my self and the rug. While on tinychat.


It's one of the more social places in this city. I was looking for reactions - anything from thumbs ups, winks, whistles, smiles, Andy Benard's "Hey, Big Haircut!" and other things that would raise my self-confidence... I guess it's not really test driving a haircut, since I can't really go back to the barber and say, "Nah, you know what, I think I'll just keep what I had." I guess it was more of a premiering a haircut at B&N.

You're a strange one. I hadn't thought that bookstores would actually be cruising spots in real life.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-12-2011, 01:49 PM
There was a discussion somewhere on here somewhat recently about bathrooms certain barnes & nobles (or border's, can't quite recall) being known as anonymous gay hook-up spots, which seemed extremely weird to me.

chiapet
09-12-2011, 02:07 PM
It's the sort of thing that has been implied in movies, but I can't see it actually happening in real life. Perhaps my life is just boring. I've never been out shopping for books and had someone want to hook up with me on the spot. Of course I usually buy books online. :/

Neighborhood Creep
09-12-2011, 02:53 PM
my last day in Vegas two weeks ago my girlfriend and I decided to have a light meal in Margaritaville after walking by it a hundred times over the weekend with a strange curiosity about it 9we stayed at the Flamingo which it's attached to) and I seriously felt like I was on another planet inside of it. It was a nice experience getting to eat inside of a full size fishing boat (complete with many fishing poles attached to it) with the view of a fake island with lighthouse and pelican, adorned with MANY flatscreen televisions showing Jimmy Buffet and other soft contemporary artists.

The best part of the place is the GIANT "blender" in the bar filled with green "margarita" that actually has a twisty slide going into it from the second floor. We were very curious as to whether or not that was ever actually used.

Oh, apparently it does get used hahaha
http://ourrvadventures.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/jimmy-buffet-volcano-girl.jpg

VdubShani works there.

captncrzy
09-12-2011, 03:29 PM
I drank an entire bottle of wine... by myself. :)

I wouldn't call that a confession. I'd call that an accomplishment.

miscorrections
09-12-2011, 03:39 PM
I wouldn't call it a confession OR an accomplishment. It's not too hard to knock down a bottle or two.

SoulDischarge
09-12-2011, 06:20 PM
I just spied on my neighbor getting on undressed, accidentally at first, then on purpose. My internet connection has been sucking lately, and we have the modem on the second floor in a room that has no lightbulb because we're ghetto. As I was messing with the modem, I noticed my neighbor's bathroom had a light on and no curtain or shades or anything. But yeah, he started undressing. Only got down to underwear before the light went off. Hope he didn't see me looking. Definitely feeling like a creeper.

chiapet
09-12-2011, 06:33 PM
I feel like people who undress in front of windows that have no cover are kind of wanting you to watch. I know I do it all the time.

Premium Roast
09-12-2011, 07:25 PM
it's a turnoff when they are too overt about it. Like going out on their deck totally nude and stretching. Subtlety.

CellarOwl
09-13-2011, 06:00 AM
There was a discussion somewhere on here somewhat recently about bathrooms certain barnes & nobles (or border's, can't quite recall) being known as anonymous gay hook-up spots, which seemed extremely weird to me.

I work right above the Hockey Hall of Fame, and the bathroom beside it is a known hook-up spot for guys. It weirds me out, but then I remind myself I'm in Canada and it makes sense.

Courtney
09-13-2011, 10:48 AM
I feel like people who undress in front of windows that have no cover are kind of wanting you to watch. I know I do it all the time.

I don't even have real curtains in my bedroom. Just thin gauze ones that probably show who knows what. I get naked, get busy, and various other bedroom activities. It's not like I'm putting on a show -- I just don't really care, and really like natural light.

M Sparks
09-13-2011, 11:00 AM
I work right above the Hockey Hall of Fame, and the bathroom beside it is a known hook-up spot for guys.

What I learned today.

1) The Hockey Hall of Fame doesn't have it's own building.

2)There is a stand alone bathroom next door.

Mr. Dylanja
09-13-2011, 11:08 AM
I wouldn't call it a "stand alone."

chiapet
09-13-2011, 11:25 AM
I don't even have real curtains in my bedroom. Just thin gauze ones that probably show who knows what. I get naked, get busy, and various other bedroom activities. It's not like I'm putting on a show -- I just don't really care, and really like natural light.

I have tulle curtains, but I do have blinds too. If I expect to be doing something awful in my bedroom, I close the blinds, but usually I leave them partially open for light. I don't really care if the neighbors get to watch me walk around nude.

Courtney
09-13-2011, 12:01 PM
Confession: I'm taking a sick day today mostly because I'm exhausted and want to sleep more.

NachoCat
09-13-2011, 12:05 PM
Thats uhhhh pretty normal. Thanks for the update!

Courtney
09-13-2011, 12:06 PM
Ha. I feel pretty guilty because I'm not actually sick. And being tired is the biggest cop-out ever. But I feel a little bit better now that I have admitted to it.

Somewhat Damaged
09-13-2011, 12:09 PM
I deliberately opted against engaging a coworker in conversation today because I noticed he's got a soul patch.

Neighborhood Creep
09-13-2011, 12:15 PM
I deliberately opted against engaging a coworker in conversation today because I noticed he's got a soul patch.

Lol

Today I farted and blamed it on the dog.

NachoCat
09-13-2011, 12:15 PM
Ha. I feel pretty guilty because I'm not actually sick. And being tired is the biggest cop-out ever. But I feel a little bit better now that I have admitted to it.

People actually feel guilty for stuff like this? I sure as hell dont.

MissingPerson
09-13-2011, 04:50 PM
There was a discussion somewhere on here somewhat recently about bathrooms certain barnes & nobles (or border's, can't quite recall) being known as anonymous gay hook-up spots, which seemed extremely weird to me.

I can't recall if I participated in that conversation, but the bookstore I used to work for was indeed known for this, to the point that they removed the doors from the stalls in an attempt to discourage the practice.

chairmenmeow47
09-13-2011, 08:16 PM
I'll be your mom's friend! I'm down with any activity that involves drinks with umbrellas.

IFA has a friend who made this, it looked awesome :)

http://www.etsy.com/blog/en/2011/how-tuesday-cocktail-umbrellalantern/

and i undress with the windows open because i'm on the third floor and don't really think anyone can see me. plus i have avoided replacing the blinds or adding curtains because i like just having the view pop through without anything around it. i have my blinds open as often as possible <3

oh, and confession? i think i busted a stitch trying to masturbate before i was ready this past weekend :x it's been so long though, damnit!!!

algunz
09-13-2011, 09:34 PM
Good for you, ivy.

Pixiessp
09-14-2011, 12:00 AM
I deliberately opted against engaging a coworker in conversation today because I noticed he's got a soul patch.

At first glance I thought that said she's got a soul patch.

This brings me to my confession.
I had a dream once that I had a beard and it was the most natural thing in the world. In my dream.

M Sparks
09-14-2011, 12:28 AM
and i undress with the windows open because i'm on the third floor and don't really think anyone can see me. plus i have avoided replacing the blinds or adding curtains because i like just having the view pop through without anything around it. i have my blinds open as often as possible <3

oh, and confession? i think i busted a stitch trying to masturbate before i was ready this past weekend :x it's been so long though, damnit!!!

Don't your windows face undeveloped Indian Reservation?

I remember trying after my surgery after a couple of weeks on the DL list. Guys can't really fake it though if we're not ready. I felt like I was 10 again- I know I'm supposed to do something with this, but I can't figure out how to make it work.

chairmenmeow47
09-14-2011, 12:38 AM
living room window, yes. bedroom window, pool.

and i'm glad i'm not the only one to try lol.

RedHotSgtPeppers
09-14-2011, 09:27 AM
I just change clothes in the courtyard of my apartment complex. I like to think of my indecent exposure citations like trophies.

captncrzy
09-14-2011, 10:20 AM
My kid is 18 today. Most normal mothers would be sad, but I'm in a pretty damn good mood about the whole thing.

guedita
09-14-2011, 10:21 AM
Did you get her a cake that reads, "Finally. Now Get Out." ?

Courtney
09-14-2011, 10:22 AM
Congratulations! You should probably go to something very irresponsible to celebrate.

amyzzz
09-14-2011, 10:23 AM
Congratulations on raising your daughter right, Jen. Wow, she's an adult now!

Courtney
09-14-2011, 10:24 AM
Jen, how are you possibly old enough to have an 18 year old? You're like my age. This blows my mind.

amyzzz
09-14-2011, 10:28 AM
Jen is my age, not your age, Courtney.

captncrzy
09-14-2011, 10:51 AM
I was 19 when I had her. First thing she asked was "so, can I do whatever I want now?".

chiapet
09-14-2011, 10:55 AM
Hah. Now do you have to switch to "Not while you're living in MY house"?

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-14-2011, 10:59 AM
Graduate high school and get a job and you can do whatever the fuck you want

locachica73
09-14-2011, 04:10 PM
I had a rough day at work, I came home and really wanted a beer, all I had in my fridge is Nick's coors light. I hate it but am drinking it with lime and salt. That is some desperation drinking right there.

M Sparks
09-15-2011, 12:35 AM
Did you get her a cake that reads, "Finally. Now Get Out." ?

For a second, I thought Rick had posted this.

ThatGirl
09-16-2011, 02:48 PM
I've been asked to participate in another flashmob. Rehearsals start tomorrow! :)

OnlyNonStranger
09-19-2011, 01:37 PM
I always feel like I should tip the old ladies that bring me soup after donating blood.

Courtney
09-19-2011, 01:40 PM
THEY GIVE YOU SOUP?!

Aw man, here I'm lucky if I get a cup of water of measly saltine. They also don't give blood donors stickers. It's a gyp.

(Heyyy etymological racism.)

OnlyNonStranger
09-19-2011, 01:42 PM
Shit yeah we get soup! We also get cupcakes, cookies, pop, tea, etc. Pretty big deal, no big deal.

Courtney
09-19-2011, 01:43 PM
Damn Canadians.

fatbastard
09-19-2011, 01:52 PM
We only get juice boxes and cookies.

caeden
09-20-2011, 01:53 AM
we get sloppy joes

Kyliediscope
09-20-2011, 03:27 AM
we get sloppy joes

Is this some kind of sexual innuendo, you perv.
I wish they gave them out when I gave blood.

Neighborhood Creep
09-20-2011, 07:33 AM
I confess I spent about an hour at work last night refreshing photobucket.com/recent looking for nudes. I know there's porn everywhere, but it's funner to find something that you aren't supposed to see.

marooko
09-20-2011, 08:32 AM
Did you find anything good?

NachoCat
09-20-2011, 08:46 AM
I confess I spent about an hour at work last night refreshing photobucket.com/recent looking for nudes. I know there's porn everywhere, but it's funner to find something that you aren't supposed to see.

Yeahhhhhh. I learned about that the hard way. Im sure at least a few of you caught a video of my GF beatboxing naked, oops. My views jumped up about 2000%

Neighborhood Creep
09-20-2011, 11:25 AM
Did you find anything good?

Yeah, I think about 9 or 10 female users had nudes. Lotsa cocks though :winkiss

Hannahrain
09-21-2011, 01:47 PM
One shoe of a new pair is a too tight across the bridge, so I wedged a bourbon bottle into it to stretch it a bit but then I realized there was still a shot or so in the bottle. So I drank it, but I didn't take it out of the shoe first. I just drank shoe liquor. From a shoe.

algunz
09-21-2011, 02:02 PM
That seems reasonable to me.

marooko
09-21-2011, 02:06 PM
Who makes this shoe bourbon? Is it any good?

insbordnat
09-21-2011, 02:18 PM
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot. She's got the teeth and the wings of
an African bat. Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that.

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

rskapcat
09-21-2011, 02:22 PM
Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap.

marooko
09-21-2011, 02:42 PM
Is "Ya mama" the white version of "Yo mama"?

rskapcat
09-21-2011, 02:45 PM
Sure.

miscorrections
09-21-2011, 11:48 PM
I confess that I accidentally got drunk and then on purpose peed on a Mercedes in a public parking lot.

Hannahrain
09-21-2011, 11:59 PM
I hope it was Mercedes Ruehl. She's always bugged me.

miscorrections
09-22-2011, 12:17 AM
Your signature is making me look bad.

Wait.

Hannahrain
09-22-2011, 12:30 AM
I'm sure this won't affect your standing. You'll be acting ensign in no time.

RageAgainstTheAoki
09-22-2011, 12:46 AM
Totally just got caught lip-syncing to Chaka Khan's "I'm Every Woman". Hairbrush microphone and everything.

rskapcat
09-22-2011, 06:13 AM
RATA, I feel like absolute crap this morning, and that made me smile and giggle. Thanks. :)

ThatGirl
09-22-2011, 07:36 AM
Totally just got caught lip-syncing to Chaka Khan's "I'm Every Woman". Hairbrush microphone and everything.

I once caught my sister doing this except she was also wearing snow pants and ski goggles at the same time. It was awesome.

locachica73
09-22-2011, 08:35 AM
I know all the words to Dope Man by NWA. I am currently listening/rapping along in my office and hoping no one walks in.

miscorrections
09-22-2011, 09:40 AM
I'm sure this won't affect your standing. You'll be acting ensign in no time.

Perhaps someone will promote miscorrections to Lieutenant.

M Sparks
09-22-2011, 12:16 PM
Is "Ya mama" the white version of "Yo mama"?

My boss sent me an IM the other day, it was something in Spanish. I Googled it and it basically means "Your Mom". Can't remember what it said, but it wasn't "Tu Madre" as you would expect.

I can only assume he clicked the wrong person. I didn't say anything about it because I was busy.

rskapcat
09-22-2011, 12:26 PM
ImhN6-9KLTY

MissingPerson
09-22-2011, 05:59 PM
My sister's boyfriend tried and failed to recognisably pronounce "Paulo Nutini", and I laughed so hard I spilled a load of hot tea onto my chest. Now I have substantial karmic boob discomfort and I don't care for it at all.

miscorrections
09-23-2011, 09:32 AM
I love using those Clorox wipes for dusting.

chairmenmeow47
09-23-2011, 06:19 PM
i love dr. drew's new show lifechangers.

marooko
09-23-2011, 06:40 PM
I'm social on the internet now.

algunz
09-23-2011, 06:52 PM
Exactly. My bathroom floor was less "dirty" and more covered with lint and stuff. And drugs, apparently.

You should have licked the floor clean. Nothing better than a surprise Clorox, random drug high. :)

obzen
09-23-2011, 10:53 PM
I live between concrete walls.

Courtney
09-26-2011, 01:56 PM
When bicycle commuting to work, I have taken to not wearing a helmet, but only on the days when my apartment is clean enough that I figure if I die at least my family won't have to sort through a big mess.

ballroomdancer22
09-26-2011, 03:09 PM
I don't clean... very often. I'm having people over this afternoon, so I decided at minimum I should clean my bathroom. While I realize normal people actually scrub their bathroom floors, I decided it would be fine if I just wiped it off with one of those Clorox wipes. The last time I cleaned it, it was with a paper towel and some Windex.

Part B of the confession. While I was wiping off the floor, I realized that someone had spilled some sort of drug on my floor, that I can't identify. And I have absolutely no idea when this could have taken place.

Can you describe the drug?

Gribbz
09-26-2011, 09:52 PM
I've been really irritable lately. Meh. I think I'll go on a solo hike up the Santa Catalinas.

rskapcat
09-27-2011, 09:51 AM
1) I'm irritated by an acquaintance's relentlessly positive status updates on fb regarding her cancer treatment. There has to be some middle ground between being mired in misery and Pollyanna.

2) I just referred to Jeff Mangum as a "whiner butt" in a text message.

locachica73
09-28-2011, 10:15 AM
My daughter keeps asking me for help with her math school work, I don't know any of the answers. I don't know that I would be able to pass a basic math test because fractions and word problems are completely foreign to me, especially when asked to do them over the phone.

algunz
09-28-2011, 10:19 AM
I haven't taken a math class since high school.

miscorrections
09-28-2011, 10:24 AM
What a thrilling confession. Can't wait to see the movie.

amyzzz
09-28-2011, 10:25 AM
rawr

locachica73
09-28-2011, 10:37 AM
I am too embarrassed to confess my less boring confessions.

miscorrections
09-28-2011, 10:59 AM
My comment was to Gunz.

algunz
09-28-2011, 10:59 AM
What an astute observation.

ThatGirl
09-28-2011, 01:12 PM
I only graduated high school on time because I had earned two credits for Driver's education.

locachica73
09-28-2011, 01:14 PM
I flunked drivers ed and most of my other classes because I never felt like going to school or doing any homework.

amyzzz
09-28-2011, 01:17 PM
I got really good grades in school, but I suck at life.

nathanfairchild
09-28-2011, 01:32 PM
failing pre-cal my freshman year in college led me to change majors to something drastically different.

Hannahrain
09-28-2011, 01:38 PM
My fan has three settings.

fatbastard
09-28-2011, 01:40 PM
I don't care for the smell of irish spring soap.

ballroomdancer22
09-28-2011, 02:06 PM
Officially, if one were to view my high school transcripts I'd have 269.9 credits out of a possible 280, 270 were the minimum to graduate.

guedita
09-28-2011, 02:59 PM
Me. Me. Me. Me. You. You. You. You.

icedKeg
09-28-2011, 03:28 PM
I don't care for the smell of irish spring soap.

that's all ive used since 1992. you probably wouldn't care for the smell of me.

algunz
10-03-2011, 05:29 PM
I'm drinking Budweiser out of a can.

chiapet
10-03-2011, 09:28 PM
This really cute guy sat down near me in a coffee shop/restaurant this morning, complimented me several times, and then asked if he could sit with me. I said yes, we talked for a bit, and as it turns out, he lives in my city (we were both out of town as this occurred).

Any reasonable person would make something happen from this (I mean, he tried to give me his number). I am not reasonable. I was like, "Uhm, nice talking with you, but my eggs are getting cold." :(


Edit: In my defense, he had spent like 10 minutes talking about how much he hates when venues are full of "old people in their 30's". Hrmph.

M Sparks
10-05-2011, 12:57 AM
I've been going through a promotion process at work for...months? Close to 2, if not a little more. I had to take a 2 hour PreVisor test, a Wonderlic test, an hour long interview, a half hour follow up interview, and write a hypothetical action plan. My interviews were not spectacular, but solid. A friend on the "inside" said I destroyed everyone on the tests, and I had several managers check out my action plan and they all keep telling me "you've got this".

It's been two weeks since the last step. I found out the hiring manager was gone for a week, but still, I keep growing more and more doubtful and insecure. There aren't that many people at my site applying for the job, mainly because most of them are fairly young and inexperienced. It's a move into another department, requiring a degree and management experience preferred. But the job is desirable enough that I know people from other sites are applying and willing to move to Phoenix for it, so I'm not sure what my competition is exactly. I told my boss I had a feeling they had made an offer to someone already, and he said "I think they would have given you feedback by now if they were giving it to someone else."

Here's the confession part... I saw an older (like 60) guy from my department leaving a conference room with the hiring manager. The manager took a left into HR, and the other guy went right and hurried out the door, looking upset. This cheered me up greatly. I have no idea what actually went down, but in my mind, it was a man's last dream at restarting his career and securing his retirement being destroyed, to my potential benefit. I feel terrible, yet confident.

locachica73
10-05-2011, 07:03 AM
I spend the first 1/2 hour to hour of my day at work reading everything I missed from the night before on this board.

ballroomdancer22
10-05-2011, 07:45 AM
You're sick....just sick.

RageAgainstTheAoki
10-05-2011, 08:13 AM
I really need to stop needlessly shaming myself in public. At work a bit early. Just wrapped a very successful meeting. Feeling very good about my performance in the meeting. Nature called. Head to the restroom. No one else in the men's room. Not unusual at this hour. At the urinal, taking a leak. Suddenly, out of... nowhere... the song "I'm Flying" from Peter Pan the musical come sailing into my head. While I'm mid-stream.

I can't say that I've ever seen the show nor any of the TV versions, but somehow that stupid song was lurking in my subconscious just waiting for the right moment to make itself known. And rather than just let it echo in my head or lightly hum it under my breath, I decide (without thinking about it) to start singing the lyrics out loud. In full voice. With vibrato.


"I'm flying!
Look at me way up high,
Suddenly here am I
I'm flyyyyyyyyinnnng!"

In the middle of that extended note for "flyyyying", I hear a toilet flush. Totally forgot that this particular restroom has an almost hidden extra hidden cubicle around the corner which isn't visible from the 'urinal wall'. Tried to zip up and quickly rinse the hands before escaping, but totally got caught. By the person I have an 8:30am meeting with. You know, 20 mins from now. Ugh.

ThatGirl
10-05-2011, 08:59 AM
^^^^
Perhaps I shouldn't be laughing at your expense right now, but I am. Heartily.

Newro7ic
10-05-2011, 10:28 AM
That story just made my day.

M Sparks
10-05-2011, 11:33 AM
Best confession ever. To be fair, I bet you have a great voice.

NachoCat
10-05-2011, 11:51 AM
What makes you think he has a great voice? Being ashamed of singing makes me believe his voice is below average.

amyzzz
10-05-2011, 12:05 PM
He could have a great voice and no confidence, Scott.

Mr. Dylanja
10-05-2011, 12:06 PM
It's the accent.

NachoCat
10-05-2011, 12:14 PM
The penicillin I've been taking because of my wisdom teeth removal is making my piss smell like corn flakes and bleach.

SDsoldier7
10-05-2011, 12:18 PM
i ate some asparagus yesterday.

M Sparks
10-05-2011, 12:29 PM
What makes you think he has a great voice? Being ashamed of singing makes me believe his voice is below average.

I've heard him speak. He has a BBC voice.

I can't speak for him, but I would imagine it was the combination of the song and the situation, not his vocal quality.

chiapet
10-05-2011, 12:29 PM
I just tried on swimsuits in my work restroom without even bothering to go into a stall. No one came in, though, so I don't think it was that weird.

M Sparks
10-05-2011, 12:37 PM
Why would you be trying on swimsuits (plural, yet) at your office?

chiapet
10-05-2011, 12:50 PM
I ordered some online, and accidentally had them shipped to my office. I wanted to make sure they fit before I threw away the box; otherwise, I would just return them in the box they came in.

M Sparks
10-05-2011, 01:03 PM
I'm disappointed the explanation was so reasonable.

chiapet
10-05-2011, 01:45 PM
I can go do something unreasonable.

fatbastard
10-05-2011, 04:36 PM
I haven't washed my car since last April. The rain just gave me a free one.

miscorrections
10-05-2011, 04:37 PM
I haven't washed my car in years.

kreutz2112
10-05-2011, 04:39 PM
Have you at least vacuumed the inside?

fatbastard
10-05-2011, 04:40 PM
No.

miscorrections
10-05-2011, 04:50 PM
My answer is also no.

kreutz2112
10-05-2011, 05:10 PM
Fucking slobs.

fatbastard
10-05-2011, 05:40 PM
Definition of SLOB

: an ordinary person <just some poor slob>


Yep, that's me.

RageAgainstTheAoki
10-05-2011, 06:35 PM
For the record...

Legit lyric baritone. From A2 to B4.

frizzlefry
10-05-2011, 08:03 PM
I washed my car for the first time since I owned it a couple weeks ago, I bought it in 08.

Edit: But I really came here to say that I've had this weird rash or possibly a scar on the back of my hand that sometimes gets flaky or even a little irritated and it frightens me.

sbconnection
10-05-2011, 09:50 PM
its probably eczema. i get it on my fore arm every so often... just keep moisturizing....


Edit: what I really came here to say is.... The Wonder Years pilot episode made me cry tonight...

M Sparks
10-05-2011, 11:44 PM
Edit: what I really came here to say is.... The Wonder Years pilot episode made me cry tonight...

When I'm feeling particularly anxious or stressed, I go to sleep with The Hub on. Wonder Years...Happy Days...Doogie Howser...Family Ties...

Edit...What I really came to say is, I told you RATA could sing.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
10-05-2011, 11:56 PM
Okay, I thought I was bad about washing my car, but what the fuck is wrong with you people?

guedita
10-05-2011, 11:58 PM
My dad washes my car for me and then gives me $50.

Pixiessp
10-06-2011, 12:12 AM
My dad washes my car too. He's Mexican so sometimes he details it.

locachica73
10-06-2011, 06:41 AM
I can't remember the last time I washed my car, I was planning on washing it this weekend, but it rained today so I think I will save my $20 for beer or some other sort of entertainment.

Nick hasn't been at my house for the last 2 days and I loaned my daughter my computer because hers is broken. I was feeling so lonely hanging out by myself that I actually looked forward to coming to work today. :(