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Mr.Nipples
08-25-2007, 04:50 PM
For those who dont know, Bill "The Spaceman" Lee is in fact...God. He was born on an ice crag in the middle of the hudson bay and raised by Penguins till he was 7 when a greenpeace submarine surfaced and smashed through their 2 bedroom apartment killing his parents. Newly orphaned Bill was forced away from the tundra and decided to travel to America. He developed gills and a hookmouth and decided to travel by sea, attaching himself to the underbelly of a boston-bound orca along with his hookmouthed lamprey brethren. When he arrived at his destination 14 years later, he walked out of the ocean with an insatiable appetite for marijuana with his skin turning into a shell of drab grey and crimson with the gnarled inscription "boston" stitched across the chest. He took to landlife rather quickly and eventually made friends with a giant gerbil named Don. Don happened to run a sports team and asked if Bill would like a job as a fluffer. Thanks to Bills hookmouth, his job was short lived, but he was soon offered another as a starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox...
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Bill...familiar to millions...
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Bills interplanetary identification card...
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Bill after having his skin removed and installed with an inferior canadian replacement...(note:he sprinkled pot on his pancaked every morning)
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Bill pitching with air tank after having his gills grafted shut...
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Bill in cuba...
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Bill is saying:"Im gonna eat your ear motherfucker!"...(he actually said that)
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Bills Pier Paolo Pasolini directed biopic...
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Bill with minions...(note the shirt)
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Bill interviewed about pot and baseball...
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Bill with Carl...
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Bill now...
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i had a half hour to kill...
MarkO
08-25-2007, 05:10 PM
All that and no mention of the legendary bench clearing brawls vs. the Yankees ??

C-
Mr.Nipples
08-25-2007, 05:17 PM
youtube didnt have it, couldnt even find a picture. what pissed me off is i couldnt even find footage of spaceman throwing a leephus...
rage patton
08-25-2007, 05:43 PM
Fuckin greenpeace. They ruin everything.
sydaud
08-25-2007, 07:47 PM
youtube didnt have it, couldnt even find a picture. what pissed me off is i couldnt even find footage of spaceman throwing a leephus...

It was called an eephus pitch, ha ha.....
Mr.Nipples
08-25-2007, 08:06 PM
he had his own version of the pitch called the leephus...
TomAz
08-25-2007, 10:13 PM
This thread is stupid.
Mr.Nipples
08-25-2007, 11:00 PM
well...that was the idea...
TomAz
08-26-2007, 07:17 AM
oh. ok then. carry on!
algunz
08-26-2007, 07:57 AM
I have no added "The Spaceman" to my Netflix queue. Thank you, Mr. Nipples.
Wheres the beef?
08-26-2007, 09:19 AM
http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2000/SpaceCowboys/movie.fs/03.jpg
Mr.Nipples
08-26-2007, 12:53 PM
I have no added "The Spaceman" to my Netflix queue. Thank you, Mr. Nipples.

i ordered it a week ago and it should be here by tommorow...ill give you a review.


http://media.outnow.ch/Movies/Images/2000/SpaceCowboys/movie.fs/03.jpg

space cowboys?
DeltaSigChi4
08-26-2007, 02:03 PM
LOL @ PSA 9.

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