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Bud Luster
08-20-2007, 03:27 PM
OOH! You mean THAT dog fighting compound. Yeah, I did dat...

TomAz
08-20-2007, 03:33 PM
dumbass? Mike Vick is not a dumbass. Or, if he is, it's the least of his worries.



Mike Vick is a fucking sleazeball. Who has just thrown away tens of millions. I hope he gets buttraped every day.

Bud Luster
08-20-2007, 03:36 PM
Ok Tom, please tell us how you really feel about Vick. I'm not sure if I can edit the thread title. So far we have:

The official Mike Vick is a dumbass, fucking sleazeball... anyone have anything to add.

ficklecycle
08-20-2007, 03:44 PM
But hey, he's sorry.

cansei de ser sexme
08-20-2007, 03:51 PM
RjtVnqZCndo

i_like_cake530
08-20-2007, 03:52 PM
v=RjtVnqZCndo

learn to embed...

woogie846
08-20-2007, 03:53 PM
And I used to think he was so cool in Madden '04...

TomAz
08-20-2007, 03:54 PM
learn to embed...

worked fine for me.

mistdevil
08-20-2007, 03:58 PM
can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar.

i_like_cake530
08-20-2007, 04:01 PM
worked fine for me.

he musta edited it...cause it wasn't working for me.

i_like_cake530
08-20-2007, 04:01 PM
or maybe im crazy

menikmati
08-20-2007, 04:06 PM
he's a loser

nahuatldream
08-20-2007, 04:37 PM
oh mike vick, wherefore art though stupid? he's as bad as a junkie, throwing his life away, for what? "street cred"? awesome.

Boourns
08-20-2007, 05:51 PM
Mike Vick is a worthless piece of shit. I hope he gets raped and tortured to death in prison, along with all his scumbag friends.

crazzz2007
08-20-2007, 05:52 PM
they should use the rape stand on him

crazzz2007
08-20-2007, 05:53 PM
and i'm sure randy will volunteer to rape him

captncrzy
08-20-2007, 05:56 PM
dumbass? Mike Vick is not a dumbass. Or, if he is, it's the least of his worries.



Mike Vick is a fucking sleazeball. Who has just thrown away tens of millions. I hope he gets buttraped every day.

Buttraped WITH A SPOON Tom....

BlueDevil50
08-20-2007, 06:26 PM
jim rome had the best rant on him awhile ago...something like "hi im michael vick, the running back masquerading as a quarterback, who enjoys making dogs fight and when they dont want to, strangling, shooting, and electricuting them! drink energy water!"

anyways...ship him to jail with his lil wanna be gangbanger brother marcus...neither were ever championship material anyways

BoardsofCoachella
08-20-2007, 06:38 PM
They should torture him for performing poorly on the field.

Alchemy
08-20-2007, 06:39 PM
I think this would be the correct punishment for Vick. Going through this every 2 hours for a year.

m0YaLP1ETAA

TomAz
08-21-2007, 06:30 AM
ship him to jail with his lil wanna be gangbanger brother marcus...neither were ever championship material anyways

if they were 'championship material' would that change your opinion somehow?

BlueDevil50
08-21-2007, 09:03 AM
first of all...its great to be off the ignore list tom =)

and no not at all...i just decided to throw that in there too...it doesnt matter if it was peyton manning doin it, id still wanna see em burn...just my two cents

keep2thestreets
08-21-2007, 09:16 AM
hes from Virgina. what did you expect

TomAz
08-21-2007, 09:20 AM
hes from Virgina. what did you expect

please explain.

bballarl
08-21-2007, 09:29 AM
I just don't understand how you can have so much responsibility (that comes with the lucrative contract, being the face of a franchise, being a role model for kids, etc) and just throw it away. He is an idiot. Maybe he and Barry Bonds will be on the same plane to Bermuda one day and disappear.

keep2thestreets
08-21-2007, 09:29 AM
dog fighting is was considered "brotherhood tradition" in Virginia and in the south according to some of Vick's friends/dog fighting participates.

for every dog he executed he should get 5 years

TomAz
08-21-2007, 09:36 AM
dog fighting is was considered "brotherhood tradition" in Virginia and in the south according to some of Vick's friends/dog fighting participates.

Yes, clearly it is a problem confined (http://www.unchainyourdog.org/news/060616WSdogfight.htm) to the south (http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Big+money+fuels+dog+fighting +in+Granite+State&articleId=21a1c4bb-9e1b-4480-bfc3-71787c8df31a). Other parts (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newjersey/ny-bc-nj--dogfighting0816aug16,0,3413793.story) . of the country (http://www.scvma.org/)are too sophisticated.

You poor, dumb fuck.

BlueDevil50
08-21-2007, 01:22 PM
ouch...not too long ago, tom was "schoolin" my harshly too! but tom i dont think streets was sayin its ONLY the south...but just what was reported by vicks "homies"

TomAz
08-21-2007, 01:32 PM
ouch...not too long ago, tom was "schoolin" my harshly too! but tom i dont think streets was sayin its ONLY the south...

I think that's exactly what he was saying, actually.

BlueDevil50
08-21-2007, 01:38 PM
eh, you say potatoe, i say potahtoe haha...in the end the only loser is the people participating in the dogfighting...i say lynch vick...do exactly what he did to the dogs! lynch, drown, electrocute, and shoot all them losers

ThomThom
08-21-2007, 01:38 PM
They should unleash Ving Rhames' Mastiff's on Vick and then make him play for the Raiders

captncrzy
08-21-2007, 04:08 PM
If you want MV to be punished, he should play for the Cardinals. Now THAT team is a wasteland.

superfiction
08-21-2007, 04:14 PM
I think this would be the correct punishment for Vick. Going through this every 2 hours for a year.

m0YaLP1ETAA

HAND BANANA!

Boourns
08-22-2007, 12:09 AM
There is something seriously wrong with the Hampton Roads area. Look at our celebrity claims:
Hampton: Alan Iverson
Newport News (aka Bad Newz): Michael Vick
Virginia Beach: Pat Robertson, Rudy from Survivor season 1

Then again, P-town does have Missy Elliott and The Neptunes...

rage patton
08-22-2007, 12:18 AM
I heard this guy is only facing up to one year-18 months jail time. That in itself is a crime.

Boourns
08-22-2007, 12:23 AM
Agreed. Anything less than a life sentence is a gross injustice.

breakjaw
08-22-2007, 02:50 AM
The jury:
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/vickjury

M Sparks
08-22-2007, 03:25 PM
RjtVnqZCndo

I remember this bit- hilarious. I didn't know it was the same guy. I don't follow football, so the only time I've ever heard of this guy is when he fucking up.

Did anyone see/hear the NAACP press conference this morning? Their defense of him was disgusting enough...the spokesperson basically said "Well, a lot of people love dogs, but a lot of people love Mike Vick."

But what made it hilarious is that R.L. White, the "spokesperson" for the NAACP is so incapable of speaking proper English, the statement came out "...a lot of people love my dick."

Why isn't this on Youtube yet? It should have had a million hits by now.

M Sparks
08-22-2007, 03:31 PM
The jury:
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/vickjury

What jury? He plead guilty.

Maybe Droopy and Ren did their good cop/bad cop routine to break him.

invisiblerobots
08-22-2007, 05:00 PM
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