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Boourns
08-11-2007, 12:39 PM
"I'll hold your body and make it sing again"

DlHeT4XxTbU

ficklecycle
08-11-2007, 12:40 PM
Smooth.

Boourns
08-11-2007, 12:52 PM
"It's more a case of haves against haven'ts
And I just happen to have got what you need"

Alchemy
08-11-2007, 02:34 PM
"This is hardcore! This is me on top of you!"

betao
08-11-2007, 04:11 PM
"I wanna fuck you like an animal."

hawkingvsreeve
08-11-2007, 11:59 PM
"Cause you are long in the pants and short in the weiner, suck on my muff like a vaccumm cleaner."

breakjaw
08-12-2007, 01:30 AM
"I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine"

Ill_Eagle
08-12-2007, 01:36 AM
"Stick it in
Rip the skin
Carve and twist
Torn flesh
From behind
I cut her crotch
In her ass I stuck my cock
Killing as I cum"

Thank you Cannibal Corpse. O_O

Boourns
08-12-2007, 01:40 AM
Damn. Whut up, juggalo?

fatbastard
08-12-2007, 06:52 AM
More than this - there is nothing

Alchemy
08-12-2007, 07:51 AM
"Oooh leggy blonde you got it goin’ on
Wanna see you wearin’ that thong thong thong
See you getting’ on to the break of dawn
(mumble mumble mumble) panties on"

Sexecutioner
08-12-2007, 09:22 PM
Red Rover - bend over
And let Sexy take over

Wheres the beef?
08-12-2007, 09:48 PM
"One more time"

proxima
08-12-2007, 10:49 PM
"i cant believe life's so complex, when i just wanna sit here and watch you undress"

Deviate_420
08-12-2007, 10:49 PM
"Shackle your mind when you're bent on the cross"

PineapplePete
08-12-2007, 11:51 PM
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you lie with me and just forget the world?

not sexy....but so beautiful.

sonofhal
08-13-2007, 12:13 AM
I'd like to forget Snow Patrol

marooko
08-13-2007, 07:12 AM
ill kill myself for you......ill kill you for myslef.

pantera. forget the track name.

All That I Am
08-13-2007, 07:20 AM
I wanna get with you...and your sister....I think her names Debra.

TomAz
08-13-2007, 07:27 AM
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

Stefinitely Maybe
08-13-2007, 07:58 AM
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

downingthief
08-13-2007, 08:02 AM
Some Kate Bush for you:

And at first with the charm around him, mmh, yes,
He loosened it so if it slipped between my breasts
Hed rescue it, mmh, yes,
And his spark took life in my hand and, mmh, yes,
I said, mmh, yes,
But not yet, mmh, yes,
Mmh, yes.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-13-2007, 08:05 AM
Mmh.

Yablonowitz
08-13-2007, 08:07 AM
Here comes the mayo.

downingthief
08-13-2007, 08:07 AM
Mmh.

Was wondering about that...is that the British translation, Steph?

Hannahrain
08-13-2007, 08:11 AM
SHE'S MAH CHERRY PAH
COOL DRINK O' WATER
SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE
TASTES SO GOOD, MAKE A GROWN MAN CRAH
SWEET CHERRY PAHH

mob roulette
08-13-2007, 08:15 AM
I want You to want Me.

chairmenmeow47
08-13-2007, 12:57 PM
suck the dick up till you hiccup

breakjaw
08-13-2007, 01:02 PM
Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

luveebunni08
08-13-2007, 01:10 PM
"Wish you were here
To chain you up without shame
In my arms tonight"

i think that song's sexy.

Sexecutioner
08-13-2007, 01:12 PM
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

and another sexy line from the same song:

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.

breakjaw
08-13-2007, 01:15 PM
I never said i wasn't gonna tell nobody
no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
come on come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
come on, come on

mistdevil
08-13-2007, 01:42 PM
Sexual Healing, Sexuallll Healing is something that is good for you!

TomAz
08-13-2007, 01:53 PM
The music makes me so hot
DJ watch my body rock
Don't stop, rock the beat
Like you rock your cock
Flippin' boom song, all up in twaga
Two techs, swiss sets
Big S come and hit that, bend that
DJ gonna spin that track
Bring it back
Attack the beat from the back
All FUCKIN' fly boys gettin all next to me
All the fly girls gettin mutherFUCKIN ecstasy
Which mutherfucker is sexin' me?
All the yet from the front to back
DJ Stratch, nice and quick
So use these fingers, so finger it
Can you handle it?
I can match this shit
With this fast gat cheque
Like fast from my click
DJ rock the decks, spin Sex Boyz
Get erect, uh, it's how we get it yet
Out the bass, studio on the tech's
Get on net tech bet till my pussy get's wet
Don't forget when the fear is on
Long one, until I get what's goin on
Oh, and the DJ takes me higher, uh

Down Rodeo
08-13-2007, 02:55 PM
"Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg."

Courtesy of Robert Johnson

breakjaw
08-13-2007, 02:58 PM
I think you mean Led Zep,my friend.

ThomThom
08-13-2007, 03:00 PM
"Put it in my mouth, in my mothafuckin' mouth!"

Down Rodeo
08-13-2007, 03:04 PM
I think you mean Led Zep,my friend.

Where do you think Led Zeppelin got it from?

TomAz
08-13-2007, 03:08 PM
I think he was having a little laugh.

kreutz2112
08-13-2007, 04:01 PM
"Oooh leggy blonde you got it goin’ on
Wanna see you wearin’ that thong thong thong
See you getting’ on to the break of dawn
(mumble mumble mumble) panties on"

HAHAHA!! good one...Murry owns!

BoneDaddy
08-13-2007, 05:02 PM
Got your hands bound, your head down, your eyes closed. You look so precious now. I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit blood and cum on my hands. :thu

John Peel is My Co-pilot
08-13-2007, 07:00 PM
"Teach me to harvest, I want you to grow in my hand..."

Ill_Eagle
08-13-2007, 07:36 PM
"I would do anything for love

But I won't do that"

BAHAHAHHAHA

ThomThom
08-13-2007, 07:43 PM
I just wanna fuck bad bitches
All them nights I never had bitches
Now I'm all up in that ass bitches
Mad at 'cha boyfriend, aint 'cha?
You'se a bad girl, gotta spank ya
Gotta thank ya for that head clinic
Explicit, hella photogenic
And tell your friends where the dick's at
Where they can get hit and won't get back to they soulmate
Before you kiss 'em use Colgate
"She Swallowed It!" Yeah the bitch took the whole eight
and ran with it, then let Mel-Man hit it
and Hitman hit it; damn bitches
Man, this is what I'm talkin about
Chicken-head, chicken-fed, with a dick in your mouth
Out and about with your ***** like it never took place
Next time you need a taste

KenMixtape
08-13-2007, 07:54 PM
why don't you do those things
why don't you do those things to me
why don't you do those things
why don't you do those things to me

bob's yer uncle - happy mondays

Yablonowitz
08-14-2007, 07:50 AM
The checks have all bounced/I came in your mouth

bug on your lip
08-14-2007, 07:56 AM
http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3381429938.jpg
"annndddd if you like Pina Coladas
and sumthin sumthin in the rain....
and if you love making love after midnight,
and the dunes have half a brain..."
http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3381429938.jpg

Yablonowitz
08-14-2007, 08:11 AM
http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3381429938.jpg
"annndddd if you like Pina Coladas
and sumthin sumthin in the rain....
and if you love making love after midnight,
and the dunes have half a brain..."
http://sp1.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3381429938.jpg

Don't massacre Rupert Holmes like that.

thinnerair
08-14-2007, 08:23 AM
Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills

I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way

I serve too many masters.

We didn't know you'd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude.
But you wouldn't know what you were doing because
I didn't, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. But god damn I wanted
To fuck.

JustSteve
08-14-2007, 09:22 AM
"hike up your skirt a little more...and show your world to me" dave matthews

algunz
08-14-2007, 10:04 AM
When I think about you
I touch myself

Boourns
08-14-2007, 10:12 AM
"how can be lovers if we can't be friends?"

bug on your lip
08-14-2007, 10:16 AM
Lets hear it for the boy
Lets give the boy a hand
Lets hear it for my baby
You know you go to understand

Whoa, maybe he's no romeo
But he's my lovin one-man show
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Let's hear it for the boy

algunz
08-14-2007, 10:17 AM
Oh yes, anything from Footloose get's me hot!!

eudaemonia
08-14-2007, 10:22 AM
"I love your prowess and the things that you do..."

Mr. Dylanja
08-14-2007, 10:26 AM
"I'm back, black and ugly as ever"

Notorious BIG

Deviate_420
08-14-2007, 10:29 AM
How the fuck do I put a picture in here!!!

bug on your lip
08-14-2007, 10:32 AM
How do I fuck a picture in here!!!

http://www.telefonica.net/web2/jtmornet/blog/take_on_me_07.jpg

full on idle
08-14-2007, 11:15 AM
I always thought they were saying McD.L.T. at the end of that chorus.

I love that video.

Yablonowitz
08-14-2007, 11:17 AM
Please note Bug's twisted editing of Deviate_420's post.

bug on your lip
08-14-2007, 11:17 AM
thanks clown

i was trying to suppress all memories of McD.L.T.'s


if amyzzz were a sammich, she'd be that thing

happypappy420
08-14-2007, 12:33 PM
EAZY-E "Automobile"

Yo Dre man, I take this bitch out to the movies and shit man we're kissin'
and grindin' and shit, so we hop in the back seat, you know man, this bitch
rubbin' all over my dick and frontin' like she's gonna give me the pussy,
man, and the bitch said three words, man:
Stop, No and Don't

I said BIIIITTTTTCCHH

You don't have to front on me dear,
So why don't you just give that pussy here?
If you'd be good to me,
Oh I'll be good to you,
and we'll both ride home in my automobile.

All that I want is a little puss
All that I want is just a little head
If you'd be good to me
Ohh I'll be good to you
and we'll both ride home in my automible

You don't have to front on me bitch,
Don't be afraid - it's only a dick
Give up the pussy soon,
All I want is a little poon,
or get your groupy ass out my hotel room
or get your groupy ass out my hotel room

All I want is the pussy
All I want is the pussy
All I want is the pussy
All I want is the pussy
If you'd be good to me,
oh I'll be good to you,
and we'll both ride home in my automobile
we'll both ride home in my automobile

J~$$$
08-14-2007, 12:37 PM
Im going to create a 420.

disgustipated
08-14-2007, 12:42 PM
I'm going to create a turd.

disgustipated
08-14-2007, 01:23 PM
done

M Sparks
08-14-2007, 01:42 PM
"You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection?"

Oh wait, isn't this the LEAST sexy line thread? Sorry...

amyzzz
08-14-2007, 01:44 PM
thanks clown

i was trying to suppress all memories of McD.L.T.'s


if amyzzz were a sammich, she'd be that thing
A mcdlt?

M Sparks
08-14-2007, 01:44 PM
thanks clown

i was trying to suppress all memories of McD.L.T.'s

Why would you want to suppress that? The hot side's hot, and the cool side's cool!

And the packaging has more mass than the food.

PotVsKtl
08-14-2007, 01:58 PM
Steady groovin' word to your mee-maw.

ThomThom
08-14-2007, 02:11 PM
I know it's a movie, not a song, but it's so fucking beautiful.


"I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty." - Barry Egan