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Stefinitely Maybe
08-09-2007, 05:14 AM
Please!!!! (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291949,00.html)

clarky123
08-09-2007, 05:45 AM
Did you notice that Jim Bob actually works, most "Rabbit Warren" style families in the UK would be living it up on social security benefits.
The letter J things is just weird\stupid\both.

canexplain
08-09-2007, 05:53 AM
shoot them .....

lindseyb
08-09-2007, 05:56 AM
i feel sorry for jinger.

clarky123
08-09-2007, 05:59 AM
Jim Bob....how appropriate!

kreutz2112
08-09-2007, 06:00 AM
the next kid will be...jesus.

samiksha
08-09-2007, 06:04 AM
there's no jim bob jr? what gives?

clarky123
08-09-2007, 06:06 AM
Just to draw a line under it, I think they should name the next and last one one "Frank".

kreutz2112
08-09-2007, 06:07 AM
regardless of the sex.

samiksha
08-09-2007, 06:15 AM
also, how old is this woman? she's gotta be around 40. her eggs are probably of questionable quality by now. she should give it a rest before she starts popping out downs babies.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-09-2007, 06:25 AM
Imagine the hilarity at the Duggar household everytime the mailman delivers anything addressed to a "J. Duggar".

JustSteve
08-09-2007, 06:27 AM
who are they harming by having that many children? they are not using gov't assistance so as long as they are taking care of the kids themselves then why is it so wrong? i watched one of the shows on them and although they seem a little weird, the family seems to be pretty well adjusted.

clarky123
08-09-2007, 06:34 AM
Married in 1984 - first child in 1988 who is now 19. If she married at 16 the youngest she could be is 35. However, I'm not an expert on different state laws and I don't know what the minimum allowable age is to get married in Arkansas......it could be 10yo for all I know.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-09-2007, 06:40 AM
who are they harming by having that many children?

The planet. I think it's pretty selfish to have that many kids. If they REALLY wanted that many kids, they should at least adopt.

dorkfish
08-09-2007, 06:56 AM
Does it really harm the planet if they spend most of their lives living in Arkansas, breeding with Arkansas citizens and staying put in Arkansas?

captncrzy
08-09-2007, 07:03 AM
I love the way she runs her home; it's like a military base.

On another note, I wonder how her body could possibly be holding up...I mean, it seems like everything would be so loose down there that stuff would just be falling out of her.

clarky123
08-09-2007, 07:12 AM
Imagine the hilarity at the Duggar household everytime the mailman delivers anything addressed to a "J. Duggar".

Yeah, especially if the package contained something inappropriate! "Its not mine, I never ordered that shit etc etc"

psychic friend
08-09-2007, 07:15 AM
They have show on tv that follows their life. Them building that giant house (they were living in a small 3 bedroom house before - all 18 of them).

clarky123
08-09-2007, 07:24 AM
God helped oversee all the electrical and dangerous work though.

fatbastard
08-09-2007, 08:00 AM
http://www.3rednecktenors.com/RedneckWedding2.jpg

Yablonowitz
08-09-2007, 08:30 AM
Reproduction is the Christian conservative's most potent (if you will) political weapon. We need to start imposing reproduction restrictions on Christians, particularly southern Christians. It's for the greater good.

fatbastard
08-09-2007, 09:02 AM
Perhaps the format can be changed to resemble PEZ
http://www.inthesetimes.com/images/web/web/contraception.jpg

Mr.Nipples
08-09-2007, 09:06 AM
mormons...can mormons eat pez?

disgustipated
08-09-2007, 09:08 AM
"It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes."

I'm surprised it took that long...


Reminds me of the Monty Python skit in The Meaning of Life.

All That I Am
08-09-2007, 09:13 AM
Joy-Anna HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

rampaige
08-09-2007, 09:23 AM
Ugh, WHY do these people have to be from Arkansas?! A with a name like Jim Bob. As if we didn't have enough stereotypes to deal with. Trust me, not all Arkansans are like this family. The tiny house they actually lived in before was right across the street from the hotel I work at. We had a lot of media staying here back when they popped out number 13 (or was it 14?)

I think my favorite was when Dennis Miller was talking about them (or some other family with a gazillion kiddos) and said, "Geez woman, it's a vagina, not a clown car!"

M Sparks
08-09-2007, 09:24 AM
who are they harming by having that many children?

Over population in general is a problem. Just because they have enough food in their house doesn't mean it doesn't make an impact on a global scale. A tiny impact, but an impact.

Plus it waters down the gene pool. People with 17 kids are usually not people we need more of to begin with. The fact that this guy was in the House Of Reps shows how low on the intelligence scale he is. :)

Show me a pair of great scientists / artists / whatever with more than 10 kids and I'll apologize.

As Bill Hicks put it..."Can you please stop rutting until we figure out this whole food/air deal?"

JustSteve
08-09-2007, 09:25 AM
The planet. I think it's pretty selfish to have that many kids. If they REALLY wanted that many kids, they should at least adopt.

adoption is the biggest joke here in the states, they seriously make it damn near impossible to do so. the red tape and hoops you have to go through dissuade a lot of potential adopters.

disgustipated
08-09-2007, 09:28 AM
I am a firm believer of replacing yourself when it comes to children.

M Sparks
08-09-2007, 09:29 AM
also, how old is this woman? she's gotta be around 40. her eggs are probably of questionable quality by now. she should give it a rest before she starts popping out downs babies.

I just had a vision that her body is such on auto pilot, she just keeps having them. "We stopped having sex years ago, but we just can't stop it.

Then they just keep getting faster until she's popping out lil' pre-mature foetuses every 28 days.

M Sparks
08-09-2007, 09:33 AM
I am a firm believer of replacing yourself when it comes to children.

It's the only thing China gets right.

Everyone should get a "baby ration" card when they turn, oh, 25. (You know, when you start to have some semblance of responsibility.) If you have a baby, you have to turn in you or your partners card.

I'd sell mine on ebay to these idiots.

Hannahrain
08-09-2007, 09:33 AM
What do you think the chances are that she regularly has a choreographer come over and teach them all complex group dance routines? In matching outfits, of course.

bballarl
08-09-2007, 09:43 AM
Pretty slim. But they might drink moonshine and form a family band. Little Jedidiah plays a killer washboard.

PotVsKtl
08-09-2007, 10:04 AM
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/d/de/HarveyEmmet.JPG/300px-HarveyEmmet.JPG

amyzzz
08-09-2007, 10:13 AM
I don't see a problem with it. People are free to have as many children a they are able to have in America. If that family can support all their children, more power to them.

J~$$$
08-09-2007, 10:25 AM
HELL YA BUDDYYY!!

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Alchemy
08-09-2007, 11:26 AM
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Somewhat Damaged
08-09-2007, 06:26 PM
Did anyone else read off the kids' names with a Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel accent?

ficklecycle
08-09-2007, 06:33 PM
They better name one Christopher Walken.

mob roulette
08-09-2007, 06:40 PM
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/d/de/HarveyEmmet.JPG/300px-HarveyEmmet.JPG

Jesus Pot. + 11 million.

Boourns
08-09-2007, 08:31 PM
The names of the children:
Brandine, Gummy Sue, Tiffany, Andie, Gordon, Lizzie, Jackson, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella Scabies, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, Condoleezza Marie, Phil, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Incest, International Harvester, Jitney, Witney, a sheep and a walking hot dog

But seriously, forced sterilization on subhuman waste like this would be great. Otherwise, Idiocracy will come true.

Yablonowitz
08-10-2007, 07:42 AM
Jesus Pot. + 11 million.

I have Emmit Otter's Jug Band Christmas on DVD.

The Nightmare kicks ass.

hitthenorth
08-10-2007, 06:13 PM
Did anyone notice that the kids are taught at home? I bet there's only one book in the house (bible). These poor little gets don't stand much of a chance do they?

fatbastard
08-11-2007, 05:43 AM
http://www.libertysblog.com/uploaded_images/White%20Trash%20Survival%20Kit-772407.JPG

atom heart
08-11-2007, 08:23 AM
Jeez you people sound like Nazis.



Show me a pair of great scientists / artists / whatever with more than 10 kids and I'll apologize.

Education takes care of this.

Alchemy
08-11-2007, 08:29 AM
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theburiedlife
08-11-2007, 09:56 AM
http://static.flickr.com/102/289010948_5e3a5c6ca7.jpg

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-12-2007, 02:47 PM
If there is an anti christ it will come from this family...

Alchemy
08-12-2007, 04:18 PM
If there is an anti christ it will come from this family...

I bet it's the little guy right in the middle. He has no smile on his face.