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algunz
08-08-2007, 04:32 PM
They are asking for proof of payment regarding mortgage payments we make on my mother-in-laws home. We have all the info, but I have no idea how to word a letter to the government without being cheeky.

Any suggestions or info would be greatly appreciated.

bballarl
08-08-2007, 04:34 PM
Dear IRS,

(Gist)

Sincerely,

(Your name)

algunz
08-08-2007, 04:36 PM
Now, should I keep the parenthesis?

bballarl
08-08-2007, 04:41 PM
Only if you like them for aesthetic value.

marooko
08-08-2007, 05:02 PM
Dear IRS,

(Gist)

Sincerely,

(Your name)

what a beautiful answer.

comiddle
08-08-2007, 05:50 PM
I think you should make it as cheeky as you possibly could.

captncrzy
08-08-2007, 07:10 PM
Deer IRS,

heer iz teh proofs ov pamint on teh old bichs hos.

fuk u

Me

Hannahrain
08-08-2007, 07:20 PM
Verbatim:

Dear IRS,

I wish to be removed from your billing list. I do not subscribe to your magazine, nor do I recieve boxes of your cookies. Please remove me from your database, or I'll be forced to get the BBB involved.

Cordially pissed,

Algunz.

Wheres the beef?
08-08-2007, 07:21 PM
Deer IRS,

heer iz teh proofs ov pamint on teh old bichs hos.

fuk u

Me

LMAO

mob roulette
08-08-2007, 08:00 PM
In blood.

CuervoPH
08-08-2007, 08:24 PM
Dear IRS,

I hear that you government types wiretap our phones all the time. Surely you've listened in on calls where I bitched about the very same mortgage payments you're questioning.

You get more than your share anyway. Eat a dick.

Sincerely,
However you choose to sign it

ThomThom
08-08-2007, 08:42 PM
Have an accountant come up with something for you, those fucking crooks always come up with some shit for the IRS.

comiddle
08-08-2007, 09:14 PM
Sign it "Deepest regards". I love signing shit like that.

Hannahrain
08-08-2007, 09:15 PM
Oooh. And address it "Dear Sirs".

ThomThom
08-08-2007, 09:17 PM
I wrote them a letter once, requesting a payment plan to pay them back, they denied my request, my accountant has written the same letter and a couple of others and I got my way each time.

comiddle
08-08-2007, 09:36 PM
Ooo! Put some powdered sugar in there!
Or send them a toe. Tell them to stop harassing you or you'll send the rest of the foot.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.

fober
08-08-2007, 09:40 PM
How do you write a letter to the IRS?

Very carefully.

Mr.Nipples
08-08-2007, 09:41 PM
i sent a death threat to the IRS back in the 8th grade...

captncrzy
08-09-2007, 08:07 AM
I wrote them a letter once, requesting a payment plan to pay them back, they denied my request, my accountant has written the same letter and a couple of others and I got my way each time.

FYI they're required to work out a payment plan with you...there's usually a $43 start up fee but then they want the balance of the debt paid off within 36 months.

TomAz
08-09-2007, 08:17 AM
IRS

To whom it may concern:

Regarding the 200X tax return for Mabel B. Algunz, you have asked for documentation regarding mortgage payments. Said documentation is attached hereto. I will assume this is satisfactory and dismisses the matter unless I hear from you promptly. Thank you and have a nice day.

Cordially,

Your boss the taxpayer.

algunz
08-09-2007, 09:28 AM
Thank you TomAz, I may actually use much of your suggestion. Although the other ideas were compelling. I especially appreciate the "eat a dick" idea, except I would probably adjust it to "eat a bowl of dicks."

Thanks all. Your help is extraordinary, and of course I am still open to ideas. I have until August 20th.

TomAz
08-09-2007, 02:25 PM
also, the IRS request for further documentation probably has a reference number on it, include that too. and also Mabel's social security number. so now your letter reads

IRS

Dear Sir or Madame:

Regarding the 200X tax return for Mabel B. Algunz (SSN # 123 - 45 - 6789), you have asked for documentation regarding mortgage payments (letter of July 31, 2007, reference number 314159265). Said documentation is attached hereto. I will assume this is satisfactory and dismisses the matter unless I hear from you promptly. Thank you and have a nice day.

Cordially,

One of the folks who pays your salary, bitch.

algunz
08-09-2007, 02:32 PM
I like the rewrite on the salutation, bitch.

Noted.

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09-08-2009, 12:04 PM
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faxman75
09-08-2009, 12:51 PM
You should post here more.