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mob roulette
08-06-2007, 10:17 PM
The network is only going to let me do this once, so please be respectful. The following Lounge Superstars have traveled far and wide to say hello to you and have many other ventures to promote and many other appearances to make, so they can't waste a lot of time answering your stupid, repetitive questions and requests for autographs. So please keep it brief. We may set up a tent for signing after the show AS TIME PERMITS, but we cannot make any promises at this time. Also, please refrain from any flash photography while inside the thread, stay behind the velvet rope at all times, and whatever you do, please do not try to TOUCH any of the Superstars. Some of the security details these people travel around with would seriously amaze you. They truly do not fuck around. So consider yourself warned. Anyway, our honored guests should start arriving shortly, so in the meantime, please relax, have a drink, and enjoy the stirring sounds of the Superstars of Lounge theme song. We'll be right back. Thanks.

3nBZtKE3-uk

ficklecycle
08-06-2007, 10:19 PM
That theme song. I love it.

bballarl
08-06-2007, 11:52 PM
What is this?

thefunkylama
08-06-2007, 11:54 PM
My curiosity is roused, as well, Andrew.

Archie Bunker
08-07-2007, 12:49 AM
I am here.

Let the games begin.

Ill_Eagle
08-07-2007, 12:51 AM
Archie returns.

CCRGMac
08-07-2007, 02:51 AM
Well, howdy, howdy, howdy Coachellaaaaaaaaa Boooooooooooard!

It's great to be back here in boardland (though I would have preferred a headlining spot).

Any requests?



Colin

ewiggy
08-07-2007, 05:10 AM
should we type in caps? what are you getting at here?

kreutz2112
08-07-2007, 05:53 AM
wig, did you move?

ewiggy
08-07-2007, 05:59 AM
i leave in an hour.

kreutz2112
08-07-2007, 06:00 AM
to go to cali?

EDIT: What made you do that?

thinnerair
08-07-2007, 06:02 AM
youre spending your last hour at home online talking to people that are mostly in california instead of wrapping up any last minute details?


nice.

ewiggy
08-07-2007, 06:33 AM
i have last minute online things to tend to, douche nozzle.

bmack86
08-07-2007, 06:37 AM
So nothing happened with this overnight...

ragingdave
08-07-2007, 06:46 AM
http://www.time-is-fun.com/SICK-MIDS-30.jpg

I thought I finally escaped...

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 07:10 AM
It's DAVE, everybody. And COLIN. And ARCHIE even. I'm bringing you the hits, people, show some goddamned RESPECT. Or at least say hello, why doncha? RESPECTFULLY.

We may or may not move on to the Q & A portion of our show shortly. In the meantime, please enjoy:

_5H5r4_CoJo

Calamity Jane
08-07-2007, 07:56 AM
Raging Dave = 50 points
Archie Bunker = -50 points

Result = FAILURE

TomAz
08-07-2007, 08:06 AM
Colin's worth points too though.

chairmenmeow47
08-07-2007, 08:14 AM
good morning! i've been on medical leave and just returned to work today. it fucking sucks! i was hoping to implode in the elevator.

kreutz2112
08-07-2007, 08:16 AM
I think colin is an alias

TomAz
08-07-2007, 08:35 AM
no, Colin used to be a regular on the old board.

amyzzz
08-07-2007, 08:38 AM
Colin organized the book exchange last year.

kimery08
08-07-2007, 08:38 AM
book exchange? thats awesome.

kreutz2112
08-07-2007, 08:41 AM
no, Colin used to be a regular on the old board.

I know...but wasnt his name CCRMag not CCRGMac

TomAz
08-07-2007, 08:42 AM
no.

adamnikyo
08-07-2007, 08:43 AM
http://images.apple.com/support/ipod/images/sad_ipod_icon.gif

kreutz2112
08-07-2007, 08:43 AM
I am wrong...I remember him from the old board, but for some reason I always read his name wrong when I read his posts on the old board.

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 08:56 AM
HI adam.

Hannahrain
08-07-2007, 08:56 AM
[s].

adamnikyo
08-07-2007, 08:57 AM
Justin!
I want you to know that every time I turn on my 360, I'm hoping to see PeePeeCheeks online. Oh, will that day ever come??

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 08:57 AM
nikyo

Hannahrain
08-07-2007, 08:57 AM
[/s].

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 08:59 AM
I am a sad individual at the moment........and for the past few months......I may have to hold up my local gamestop.

adamnikyo
08-07-2007, 09:03 AM
Well the price is dropping $50 on the 12th, so you could wait till then and feel $50 less guilty for your thievery.

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 09:07 AM
YES! I have a feeling the wind of change is comin' my way.

thefunkylama
08-07-2007, 09:08 AM
adam could that possibly be young Nikyo Jr. in a Superman outfit?


Excellent.

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 09:09 AM
OMG! do we get pics?

bballarl
08-07-2007, 09:21 AM
Hey Adam.

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 09:28 AM
I will start from the beginning. Hopefully they have not left for the Vanity Fair party yet.

Colin, how are you? What have you been up to? Do you have anything you would like to promote?

Dave, Jesus man, you look great. Have you been working out? Nice suit. Anything you'd like to plug?

Archie, what the fuck yo? We've been waiting for future installments in the ongoing saga. Where is Ken? We tried to get in touch with his people, but to no avail so far. Got a cell phone number?

I'm going to go see if I can borrow some microphones from the Entertainment Tonight crew. BRB. Please continue.

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 09:40 AM
OK. I'm here now. Wheres the plinko. :)

TomAz
08-07-2007, 09:47 AM
Archie, what the fuck yo? We've been waiting for future installments in the ongoing saga. Where is Ken? We tried to get in touch with his people, but to no avail so far. Got a cell phone number?



sleeping dogs. let them lie.

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK
08-07-2007, 09:49 AM
back outta' rehab

Yablonowitz
08-07-2007, 09:53 AM
Archie's a fucking punk.

bballarl
08-07-2007, 09:55 AM
Greg is back with a vengeance.

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 09:56 AM
I'm just gonna sit here drinking champagne...alone....don't mind me...juuuuuust drinkin....

kimery08
08-07-2007, 09:59 AM
you could at least offer some to others. sheesh.

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 10:00 AM
*pours cheap champagne in plastic dixie cups*

Who wants?

chairmenmeow47
08-07-2007, 10:01 AM
I'm just gonna sit here drinking champagne...alone....don't mind me...juuuuuust drinkin....

you better share with your girl that you haven't seen in WAY too long!! how ya been anyways?!

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 10:02 AM
back outta' rehab

Holy shit, it's MERLE, ladies and gentlemen. OMG. How the fuck are you?

Here, let me cue some theme music. I will try to find some clips for the home audience. Hang on.

jz9LqsIZviw

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 10:06 AM
*hands Ivy extra-large red dixie cup*

HI! How the hell have you been!!?!

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 10:08 AM
Ivy already started answering questions, so I'm just going to do the followup:


i miss the boards too :( my new cube at my new job is in a weird position to be online. we don't have cube walls here. and i hate it.

i've also been going through really annoying medical stuff. i had strep throat for three weeks and i had minor surgery for something else two weeks ago and am still recovering. i miss having energy!

i did see the simpsons movie, rescue dawn and transformers. i also had a dream i was in love with r2d2 but that he didn't love me back and i was chasing him around disneyland. where have all the droids gone?

anyways, i miss alecia <3 and everyone else :)

What is your new job, Ivy? Sorry you haven't been feeling well. Do you have any new dance moves for us? This is the woman who practically invented the hokey pokey, folks. Respect.

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 10:10 AM
Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47
i miss the boards too my new cube at my new job is in a weird position to be online. we don't have cube walls here. and i hate it.

i've also been going through really annoying medical stuff. i had strep throat for three weeks and i had minor surgery for something else two weeks ago and am still recovering. i miss having energy!

Yuck. there is nothing worse than strep- hope you feel better! :(

fober
08-07-2007, 10:12 AM
Little known fact from the old board:

I am the creator of the accurate Daft Punk @ Coachella .cue file.

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 10:13 AM
you better share with your girl that you haven't seen in WAY too long!! how ya been anyways?!

I have been in wedding-planning HELL. Thank god only 80 more days of this madness, then I can chill in the mayan ruins in Tulum.....ahhhh.

Other than that, just the usual.....

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 10:14 AM
I am the creator of the accurate Daft Punk @ Coachella .cue file.

Niiiiiice.

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 10:14 AM
sleeping dogs. let them lie.


Archie's a fucking punk.

He's still a celebrity. Of sorts. Remember, everyone thought the Fox network was a joke when they first started and now look at them. They're a RICH joke. Anyways, I'm not hating. Tell us a story, Archie.

Or a fight on the red carpet might be hot too. Just a thought.

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 10:15 AM
you better share with your girl that you haven't seen in WAY too long!! how ya been anyways?!

I have been in wedding-planning HELL. Thank god only 80 more days of this madness, then I can chill in the mayan ruins in Tulum.....ahhhh.

Other than that, just the usual.....

Jesus christ, girl. Bigger bottle. You can do it. Then we'll see about the Plinko.

chairmenmeow47
08-07-2007, 10:18 AM
the "new" job actually started back in may, still kinda with the same company, only now i'm in corporate student financial aid policy. it's a department that makes me feel stupid on a daily basis since i know nothing about financial aid. but i'm learning and putting my organizational skills to use. i absolutely hate it and feel deceived. i thought i was going to get to do more direct project management but i'm actually doing less.

no new dance moves :( i did manage to magically feel better for two days to go to edc back at the end of june. pics for those who are exceptionally bored (http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/edc_6-30-07). me and some friends dressed up like rainbow brite characters. i was tickled pink. deep dish and dj marky own my soul.

alecia, when will i see you again?!?! i didn't realize you were getting married, congrats :)

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 10:20 AM
Jesus christ, girl. Bigger bottle. You can do it. Then we'll see about the Plinko.


YOU'LL TAKE YOUR DIXIE CUP OF CHAMPAGNE AND YOU'LL LIKE IT G'DAMNIT!

:)

Shyeviolett
08-07-2007, 10:21 AM
alecia, when will i see you again?!?! i didn't realize you were getting married, congrats

I dunno- I really want to go dancing somewhere, so when you are all healed up, lemme know ;)

And thanks!

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 10:34 AM
Who the fuck are you? Piss off.

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/godzilla/godzilla-mothra.jpg

Wheres the beef?
08-07-2007, 10:42 AM
i have last minute online things to tend to, douche nozzle.

Like tying one off before he hits the road...

kreutz2112
08-07-2007, 10:47 AM
Like tying one off before he hits the road...

she

Wheres the beef?
08-07-2007, 11:00 AM
she

whatever....

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 11:06 AM
adam could that possibly be young Nikyo Jr. in a Superman outfit?


Excellent.

We need more questions for Adam. I'm swamped with requests for press passes over here. Anybody got anything?

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 11:11 AM
Also, the network will be playing this in the push promos for the Merle interview. Along with the last known photograph of him, if we can find it. Stay tuned.

bJtGCvKpEWM

CCRGMac
08-07-2007, 01:19 PM
Glad to think that some of you think I'm worthy of aliasing, even worthy of points. It's really too, too much.

I'm doing great - had a wonderful Bonnaroo this year (High spots - Decemberists, STS9, Mavis Staples, Hold Steady, The National, Franti, Black Angels, The Slip. Low spots - The Police) and I only get to one festival/year.

Anything to promote? I'm learning the mandolin. I love my new hybrid (Ford Escape). Next week I'll have two kids in High School. Try www.simpsonizeme.com, but start with a good picture. Breathe. Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad. Adopt a shelter dog. Tell your Mom you love her before it's too late.

My only question is: who the heck is Mob Roulette? I thought from the Elvis avatar that it must be Tom, but he's here under his old name; I can't believe that Dani would change her screen name but that's one hell of a post count. I'm guessing it's Tess?

CCRGMac
08-07-2007, 01:21 PM
Oh, and by the way, there is only one Superstar of Lounge (http://www.richardcheese.com/).

mountmccabe
08-07-2007, 01:23 PM
Mob is another Arizonan. I suppose he may be an alias but I'm pretty certain he's not. Sometimes I like to call him an alias because he missed out on hanging with Tom and I at the Hold Steady. He had good excuses, though.

He's certainly not Tessa or Dani.

He's rather entertaining though at times he goes a bit far for my taste.

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 01:24 PM
GIANT PANDA GUERILLA DUB SQUAD....I likes em.

mountmccabe
08-07-2007, 01:24 PM
It is nice to hear from you, Colin, though.

CCRGMac
08-07-2007, 01:29 PM
Mob is another Arizonan. I suppose he may be an alias but I'm pretty certain he's not. Sometimes I like to call him an alias because he missed out on hanging with Tom and I at the Hold Steady. He had good excuses, though.

He's certainly not Tessa or Dani.

He's rather entertaining though at times he goes a bit far for my taste.

So, what was his name on the old board?

Andrew
08-07-2007, 01:44 PM
Bug.

mountmccabe
08-07-2007, 02:07 PM
Alias, I'm agnostic about bug on your lip.

CCRGMac, I don't recall mob posting on oldboard.

Yablonowitz
08-07-2007, 02:10 PM
So, what was his name on the old board?

We believe he started on the nuboard during the pre-07 festival days.

It is good to see you again, CC. DO you have any good emusic recommendations for me? I've been stuck at 53 downloads left and can't decide what to get.

I hope you've got Elvis Perkins. I'm finding I like him. He's the son of Anthony Perkins of Psycho who died of AIDS and his mom died on one of the 9/11 planes. But that isn't a reason to listen to it. The reason to listen to it is that it's very good.


Also, Mob, I don't know if you know this, but Merle already outed himself as an alias of Mr. Nipples. Did you know this? Kind of makes sense, huh? Nipples - breast milk.

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 02:18 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/tee-hee.jpg

CCRGMac
08-07-2007, 02:24 PM
Mob must have been on the old board 'cos he PM'd me last night to post in this thread - he can't have done that based on my 25 posts here.

Yablo - my man love - I picked up Ash Wednesday because Perkins was going to be a at Bonnaroo and tried to get into it, but I couldn't really. I missed his main set but caught him on the Sonic stage (a small side stage for acoustic sets) where he was kinda good, but apparently not good enough for me to pull the album out again since. As for eMu, I was kinda late to both of these but spent my last month or two on Broken Social Scene and The Decemberists. Want to gamble 14 d/l's on my say so? Try this (http://www.emusic.com/album/Various-Artists-Shanachie-Records-Reggae-In-The-Red-Zone-The-Essential-Collection-Of-Class-MP3-Download/10586804.html) and crank the bass up to 11.

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 02:25 PM
I hope you've got Elvis Perkins. I'm finding I like him. He's the son of Anthony Perkins of Psycho who died of AIDS and his mom died on one of the 9/11 planes. But that isn't a reason to listen to it. The reason to listen to it is that it's very good.

I've had Sleep Sandwich stuck in my head all fucking day. I really wish that song didn't include the instantly off-putting high/sky couplet because otherwise it's great.

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 02:26 PM
Also, Mob, I don't know if you know this, but Merle already outed himself as an alias of Mr. Nipples. Did you know this? Kind of makes sense, huh? Nipples -breast milk.

I hate it when you don't give me enough credit. I know how to contact a press agent, bitch. Plus Merle remains quite popular with the kids. He's a +30 get, easy. I'm sort of surprised members of his rabid fanbase haven't shown up as of yet. Seriously. Surprised.

CCRGMac
08-07-2007, 02:36 PM
Hey Pot. Life seems more normal when you're around.

Yablonowitz
08-07-2007, 02:54 PM
I've had Sleep Sandwich stuck in my head all fucking day. I really wish that song didn't include the instantly off-putting high/sky couplet because otherwise it's great.

For the most part, though, his lyrics are pretty sharp, I think.

Colin - I found it to be a slow burner. I love the title track - it's really beautifully sung.

canexplain
08-07-2007, 03:02 PM
Glad to think that some of you think I'm worthy of aliasing, even worthy of points. It's really too, too much.

I'm doing great - had a wonderful Bonnaroo this year (High spots - Decemberists, STS9, Mavis Staples, Hold Steady, The National, Franti, Black Angels, The Slip. Low spots - The Police) and I only get to one festival/year.

Anything to promote? I'm learning the mandolin. I love my new hybrid (Ford Escape). Next week I'll have two kids in High School. Try www.simpsonizeme.com, but start with a good picture. Breathe. Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad. Adopt a shelter dog. Tell your Mom you love her before it's too late.

My only question is: who the heck is Mob Roulette? I thought from the Elvis avatar that it must be Tom, but he's here under his old name; I can't believe that Dani would change her screen name but that's one hell of a post count. I'm guessing it's Tess?

welcome back to the coachella board, although i have already said welcome back on other boards .... geez i wish you guys could go to vegoose ...oh well ... it is fun, but no replacement for the roo ... cr****

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 04:30 PM
Hey Pot. Life seems more normal when you're around.

I'm sorry.

suprefan
08-07-2007, 04:34 PM
I'm here now, what the deelee o?

ruelette
08-07-2007, 04:51 PM
5,685 posts minus the ones that have actually had something relevant to say equals 5,685. The arrival of actual celebrities to this thread? Priceless.

Courtney
08-07-2007, 04:56 PM
Mob must have been on the old board 'cos he PM'd me last night to post in this thread - he can't have done that based on my 25 posts here.

Mob were you on the old board?

crazzz2007
08-07-2007, 04:58 PM
Archie's a fucking punk.

archie's stories have been the best thing on this board all year. there i said it.

york707
08-07-2007, 05:11 PM
I actually haven't read the thread yet, so I don't really know what's going on here.

mountmccabe
08-07-2007, 05:27 PM
I actually haven't read the thread yet, so I don't really know what's going on here.

Ahh, classic York. It isn't quite the same without you around, buddy.

I did like reading your bits about Lolla even though I've not commented. I'm a bad blog reader.

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 05:36 PM
Hi York. We also have several questions for you. BUT FIRST, but first, OMG, I got a get. I got a get, an actual fucking celebrity. They're getting out of the limo right now, flashbulbs are popping, I think that might be Scarlett Johansson accompanying them for the evening, wait...wait...here they come, hang on...

cary12345
08-07-2007, 05:39 PM
Hi everybody! Pixies suck bitches!!! I have a friend at Capitol!!!! Do you? Do you have a friend at Capitol? I didn't think so!!!

2008 will NEVER sell out!!! I love you all!!! Let's rock the FUTURE!!!

bmack86
08-07-2007, 05:41 PM
carey
good call tho.

cary12345
08-07-2007, 05:43 PM
Who is bmack86? I mean, come on! I'm a celebrity!!!! Me and my girl Fergie Ferg!! Where you at, bitch? So glamorous, glamorous...

full on idle
08-07-2007, 06:15 PM
sigh.

CCRGMac
08-07-2007, 06:43 PM
Never had an E in the first place - shitty call.

Yablonowitz
08-07-2007, 07:44 PM
5,685 posts minus the ones that have actually had something relevant to say equals 5,685. The arrival of actual celebrities to this thread? Priceless.

I don't care for the way you've spelled your name.

Caitlin
08-08-2007, 12:23 AM
Hey everyone! How are you all doing? I just got a PM from Mob and thought i'd drop in to say hi. Whats everyone been up to? Anything new and exciting gone on? I've had some personal issues that kept me distracted lately, but i'm definitely around. :)

Archie Bunker
08-08-2007, 01:17 PM
Hi.

Archie the fucking punk here.

Ironically enough, on a board where punk music is so popular, the one guy referred to as "a fucking punk" is not a fan of the genre.

Go figure.

kimery08
08-08-2007, 01:18 PM
tell me a story!

Archie Bunker
08-08-2007, 01:32 PM
tell me a story!

Yo, you talkin' to me?!

TomAz
08-08-2007, 01:45 PM
Hi.

Archie the fucking punk here.

Ironically enough, on a board where punk music is so popular, the one guy referred to as "a fucking punk" is not a fan of the genre.

Go figure.

That's not ironic.

Shyeviolett
08-08-2007, 02:47 PM
Caitlin! Wassssuuuppp?!?!?!

PotVsKtl
08-08-2007, 02:51 PM
I told you to fuck off. Promptly fuck off.

mob roulette
08-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Thread update:

Archie showed up and didn't make any new friends. Two of the hot avatar chicks showed up, but one was sloppy drunk and didn't make any new friends either. I guess I didn't mind her so much, she kept stepping on toes, both literally and figuratively, but whatever. Plus I hear she's got a bit part in the new Brett Ratner film. That's money baby.

Still waiting on some more actual celebrities here. A-listers only please.

kimery08
08-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Yo, you talkin' to me?!

yo, yes.

york707
08-08-2007, 03:46 PM
OK I finished the thread and I'm still confused.

bballarl
08-08-2007, 03:51 PM
Me too Jeff. Me too.

cary12345
08-08-2007, 04:13 PM
Caitlin, wanna hang out? My mom's making hamburgers. With cheese!!

amyzzz
08-08-2007, 04:21 PM
I just realized my ignore list is getting pretty long.

mob roulette
08-08-2007, 04:22 PM
I was exceptionally bored. If ever a picture was screaming for a caption contest...

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/edc_6-30-07/020_ivysaur_goes_rar.sized.jpg

Wow. That's awesome.

crazzz2007
08-08-2007, 04:37 PM
I was exceptionally bored. If ever a picture was screaming for a caption contest...

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/edc_6-30-07/020_ivysaur_goes_rar.sized.jpg

Wow.

who the f is that?

and why is she stuck in the 90's?

Caitlin
08-08-2007, 04:37 PM
Caitlin! Wassssuuuppp?!?!?!

Hey girl, how are you? I'm currently eating Thai food, its amazing. :)

CCRGMac
08-08-2007, 06:23 PM
Thread update:

Still waiting on some more actual celebrities here. A-listers only please.

Go blow it out your ear.

Shyeviolett
08-08-2007, 06:25 PM
Hey girl, how are you? I'm currently eating Thai food, its amazing.

Ha, I just got done eating chinese ;)

Otherwise I'm doing shit nada.....

mob roulette
08-08-2007, 06:54 PM
Go blow it out your ear.

Present company excluded. You were wonderful, Colin. Thank you.

MichaelJackson
08-08-2007, 07:08 PM
Mob told me that upon entering this thread, I would be pampered by an entourage of underage boys wearing surgical masks and beatles wigs while having the option to bid on the skeletal remains of sharon tate and john denver...I have yet to see either of these come into effect and that has left me very disappointed.

mob roulette
08-08-2007, 07:16 PM
Michael Jackson, everybody. Give it up.

U-k_3ofk89U

mob roulette
08-08-2007, 07:42 PM
So Michael, it's good to see you. You forget what a hot track that is. What have you been up to lately? Didn't you try to become the Sultan of Dubai or something? So hot. Any truth to the rumor you will be doing an extended engagement at one of the Las Vegas hotels? I'd go to that. Totally.

Also, if you don't mind too terribly much, we are going to add a new component to the show. We need a game. Perhaps F-Marry-Kill? We haven't played that in awhile. I think we all know the rules.

So Michael, let's see, I'm going to keep yours to people you know. Let's go Emmanuel Lewis, Brooke Shields, and Bubbles. F-Marry-Kill, Michael? What's it going to be?

MichaelJackson
08-08-2007, 10:29 PM
So Michael, it's good to see you. You forget what a hot track that is. What have you been up to lately? Didn't you try to become the Sultan of Dubai or something? So hot. Any truth to the rumor you will be doing an extended engagement at one of the Las Vegas hotels? I'd go to that. Totally.

Also, if you don't mind too terribly much, we are going to add a new component to the show. We need a game. Perhaps F-Marry-Kill? We haven't played that in awhile. I think we all know the rules.

So Michael, let's see, I'm going to keep yours to people you know. Let's go Emmanuel Lewis, Brooke Shields, and Bubbles. F-Marry-Kill, Michael? What's it going to be?

It is nice to see you Mob, and its good to be here...even if this thread is devoid of young boys or the chance to purchase the skeletal remains of dead celebrities. To address your first round of questions...No, I never tried to be the Sultan of Dubai, but that doesnt sound like too bad of an idea. In response to the rumors about me having my own show at a Las Vegas Resort/Casino, its not happening. Ive been offered alot of money to do it but im just too busy constructing my fortified solid gold compound on the Bahrain outskirts to commit to anything like performing again, for a few years at the least. Now onto your game, which I am more than happy to be the first contestant of. If I were to choose who I would Fuck, Kill, or Marry between Webster, Brook Shields or my beloved chimp Bubbles, it would end up looking something like this by the time i finish off a few glasses of wine...

FUCK=Bubbles
KILL=Brook Shields
MARRY=Emmanuel Lewis

...this was fun. Im glad I dropped in. Talk to you later Mob.

mob roulette
08-08-2007, 10:36 PM
Who didn't know he was going to kill Brooke Shields? Kind of predictable there, Mike. Kind of a softball question too, in retrospect. My bad. But thanks for dropping by.

York, same scenario. Jennifer Connelly, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Zooey Deschanel. You're straight, right? Also bring your theme music please. If you have some. Thank you.

bmack86
08-08-2007, 11:46 PM
who the f is that?

and why is she stuck in the 90's?

That's Ivy

york707
08-09-2007, 07:32 PM
Wow I just came home from the Cards beating the Pads with a bit of help from a home run from Rick Ankiel... remember him? His first game back since his meltdown six years ago. As an outfielder now. The crowd went nuts and the whole place got teary eyed. Like seeing your fuck-up kid finally score the winning touchdown.

mountmccabe
08-09-2007, 07:36 PM
That's crazy. And rather awesome. I liked that guy.

joppy-slow
08-09-2007, 07:44 PM
Wow I just came home from the Cards beating the Pads with a bit of help from a home run from Rick Ankiel... remember him? His first game back since his meltdown six years ago. As an outfielder now. The crowd went nuts and the whole place got teary eyed. Like seeing your fuck-up kid finally score the winning touchdown.


laugh...or that kid in that 80's movie, Lucas, who tries to play football and gets crushed. Then they give him the letterman's jacket... and everyone claps..

mob roulette
08-09-2007, 07:55 PM
I would totally interview this guy who shares the same name as the person who spouted your sig. Probably best to leave that one alone though.

Abe Lincoln
08-10-2007, 10:30 AM
Where's Kool-Aid Man?We need him,NOW.