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whynotsmile99
08-06-2007, 08:59 PM
That's gotta suck.

it's what she gets though.


http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20049806,00.html



For one brilliant, flickering moment, she was poised to become a star. By the age of 17, Lindsay Lohan had played lead roles in four major films, two of them significant hits. In 2004, her first album had gone platinum. Mean Girls had opened at $24 million and had transported her from cute kid to budding sex symbol and style icon. Hollywood wanted to mold her into the next Julia Roberts. By last week, at the age of 21, she had blown it all away. ''She had the world at her feet,'' says the head of a major studio. ''And right now, she'd have to pay a studio to get herself into a movie.''

On July 24, just 11 days after leaving rehab, Lohan was arrested for cocaine possession and suspicion of drunk driving. Whether she does time or not, she's built her own prison in Hollywood. Her latest film, I Know Who Killed Me, premiered last week to an abysmal $3.5 million. ''The rate at which she has fallen, and gotten back up, and fallen again, does not inspire confidence,'' says one producer. ''It's always challenging for a young actor to mature into an adult star. It takes great planning, sophistication, and judgment. She hasn't shown any of those things.'' Lohan has not had a hit since Mean Girls, and her grosses have been declining. She hasn't opened a movie above $10 million since 2005's Herbie: Fully Loaded. Of the producers and high-ranking execs who spoke to Entertainment Weekly some of whom have worked with Lohan, and most of whom insisted on anonymity so they could speak frankly almost none would hire her now. ''Her career was over long before she had these troubles,'' says the studio head. ''The media treat her like she's Will Smith or Tom Cruise, like she's some big star, but she simply isn't.''

If Lohan wanted to blame somebody other than herself, she wouldn't have to look far. There's her mother, who seems to want to be a best friend rather than a parent. There's her ex-con father. There's the L.A. bar scene that serves underage stars and Hollywood's compulsion to turn child actors into products, plus a frenzied 21st-century media culture that has made Lohan and other celebs into exotic prey in flashbulb cages. ''It's ridiculous how different things are than they were 10 years ago,'' says Robert Downey Jr., who declined to speak about Lohan specifically, but waged his own public battle with addiction. ''Nowadays, the leap from instant stardom to instant bad boy or girl is so quick. It's a real challenge to reconcile your own process of becoming an adult with the temptation of celebrity.''

Lohan's young, but to say she's a victim of the blogarazzi misses the point. She was, after all, created by that very same culture. And she didn't exactly object. Without all the tabloid covers and red carpets and cell-phone photos and mug shots, Lohan would not be a household name; she would simply be a talented ingenue with a substance-abuse problem, a messed-up family, and a mediocre box office record. Harsh? Maybe so, but that's the cold calculus of Hollywood. ''Her troubles are what made her famous,'' says one studio exec. ''Her films don't open. She's a pain to work with. I think she's done.'' Others go so far as to worry that career death may be the least of Lohan's concerns. Says another exec: ''I think she has to stay alive.''

ficklecycle
08-06-2007, 08:59 PM
HA!

jackstraw94086
08-06-2007, 10:51 PM
whatever. she's already working on her next movie. Even if she truly is blacklisted she'll do something like suck vincent gallo's dick on camera in a couple years and be back on top. She'll be back by the time she's 25.

thefunkylama
08-06-2007, 11:02 PM
Well at least someone's optimistic about it.

Stefinitely Maybe
08-07-2007, 12:33 AM
It'd be cool if Lindsay Lohan was the new Gary Coleman.

bballarl
08-07-2007, 12:37 AM
Maybe she will work as a security guard like Gary Coleman. Or maybe she'll do one of those ads on TV like Gary Coleman.

Ill_Eagle
08-07-2007, 12:39 AM
Her career died after this:
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/parent-trap-poster-0.jpg

bballarl
08-07-2007, 12:40 AM
When I was however old I thought she was cute in that movie. Her looks peaked at Mean Girls. Then she became a dirty tramp.

captncrzy
08-07-2007, 07:16 AM
I'm embarrassed to say that I love that version of The Parent Trap.

Hannahrain
08-07-2007, 07:30 AM
It'd be cool if Lindsay Lohan was the new Gary Coleman.


Maybe she will work as a security guard like Gary Coleman. Or maybe she'll do one of those ads on TV like Gary Coleman.

Maybe she'll marry Gary Coleman.

thinnerair
08-07-2007, 07:33 AM
Im glad Robert Downey Jr. didn't die.

downingthief
08-07-2007, 07:53 AM
I smell a Playboy photo shoot...

betao
08-07-2007, 08:04 AM
wait you mean there hasnt been one already?

nothingman00
08-07-2007, 08:27 AM
So what... She did some blow and drove drunk. Who am I and who are most of you to cast stones?
And the excuse seems legit... I mean, how many times have you been in the middle of a coke/alcohol binge, then suddenly realized you were pantless and had to track down (not chase down) your assistant's mother in the middle of the night? Probably 8-9 times at a minimum, right? So you throw on any old pants lying around. Oh, the experts will claim that the pants not only fit her but had a big "LL" embroidered in the butt area. So she had on Lisa Loeb's pants, and we all know that Loeb is a shameless crack whore. Big deal... Now, I'm just miffed. I'm really good and miffed. Lisa Loeb---You're going down.

amyzzz
08-07-2007, 08:29 AM
sigged

nothingman00
08-07-2007, 08:32 AM
Hey zzz, how's it hangin?

disgustipated
08-07-2007, 08:33 AM
Youre right, she did take Lisa Loebs pants.


http://today.ccopinion.com/images/2006/2006-01-lisa-loeb-thong2.jpg

amyzzz
08-07-2007, 08:34 AM
Nothing hangs on my body but hair.

Things are pretty good. My husband has a job he loves. Things are looking up. How are you, Zach?

nothingman00
08-07-2007, 08:51 AM
Oh, can't complain. Harper is turning 6 (months) in a few days, so we're throwing her a "My Super Sweet 6" party. You know, getting her some chew toys, maybe even the 2007 Peg Perego Stroller, fully loaded with cup holder so dad can drink while he walks her around the neighborhood. We'd get her a grill but she has no teeth. She's trying on clothes for the occasion, and as long as she keeps it modest (diaper, shirt, pants) instead of the trampy Target kids clothes then we'll be alright. I think we're getting 3-6 Mafia to play at it (it seems like they play every "Sweet Sixteen" episode anyway), but the fallback plan is Nickleback. They actually offered to pay us to play. If you want a diamond encrusted invitation, just say so and I'll run it by the committee. If she drools, you're in. If she cries or wrinkles her brow, you're out. Simple as that.

Congrats on the new job for the hubby. Can't put a price on job happiness (nor can you put a price on nothing hanging on your body but hair--depending on where this hair is, though I'm certain, in your case, it's on your head). Did the new job keep you in AZ?

kimery08
08-07-2007, 08:54 AM
instead of the trampy Target kids clothes

im offended.

amyzzz
08-07-2007, 09:00 AM
Yes, his new job is in AZ. His workplace is actually closer to home than my workplace. And hey, I buy trampy Target kids clothes.

nothingman00
08-07-2007, 09:03 AM
Well, don't be surprised when your daughter (wearing her Target halter-top and go-go boots) gets knocked up at 4 years old, by some little boy named Moses who really knows his way around a jungle gym...

nothingman00
08-07-2007, 09:05 AM
Youre right, she did take Lisa Loebs pants.


http://today.ccopinion.com/images/2006/2006-01-lisa-loeb-thong2.jpg

Is that really Lisa Loeb in a thong? Jeez. Maybe I need to get her new album (assuming she still has a career). Wowza. And was that really on VH1. I'm spending my next hour researching Lisa Loeb, now. I have no idea what she sung, but as long as she performs in a thong, I'm front-row.

fatbastard
08-07-2007, 09:40 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0724071lohan1.jpg

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/081903/coleman.jpg

downingthief
08-07-2007, 12:24 PM
It just keeps getting better...

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0807lohan-CR.html

Lindsay Lohan inspires new porn film
BANG Showbiz
Aug. 7, 2007 07:57 AM
Lindsay Lohan has inspired a new porn film with her recent bad behavior.

The troubled actress - who was arrested for driving under the influence, possession of cocaine and driving on a suspended license last month - is the subject of new adult movie 'Lindsay HoHand: Get Out Of My (explitive) Way.'

According to gossip website TMZ.com, SexZ Pictures - the company also responsible for a host of other celebrity inspired X-rated films, including 'Britney Rears' and 'J Ho' - will be releasing the film in October.

Renowned adult performer Paulina James stars as the project's lead character, a "pop princess who can't seem to stop getting in trouble".

When the Lindsay-inspired character is pulled over by police for driving under the influence, she comes up with ever inventive ways of avoiding being charged.

The film will also examine the 'Mean Girls' star's penchant for going out without any underwear.

clarky123
08-07-2007, 12:35 PM
Ok, you are all probably asleep. As usual...you got it.....I like Lindsay ok! We have all made mistakes, even the police that arrested her so get things in perspective. Im sure some of the girls on this board can relate to just being picked on because they are rich\pretty\both.

kimery08
08-07-2007, 12:38 PM
i think shes getting picked on because she drives while under the influence of alcohol and coke while wearing an alcohol detection anklet. but then again, thats not really getting picked on, thats just stating the obvious.

downingthief
08-07-2007, 12:40 PM
But, isn't making the same mistakes over and over again a problem?

I'm all for people getting help, and I sincerely hope she gets her life straightened out. Just amazes me to no end to read all these stories of celebs that have "issues". Right. How about worrying about paying rent/mortgage every month? What about taking care of your children yourselves (instead or Rosario, the kids' nanny...I'm talking to YOU Britney).
They have life at their feet, and they fuck it up. Just don't get that...

clarky123
08-07-2007, 12:44 PM
But Kimery, come on, think of the pressure she is under, its all about being singled out. How many times have you staggered home drunk or whatever and no one cares, you get home you are fine? The second this woman leaves the house she has shit thrown at her left right and (ill use the spelling even)...center.

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 12:48 PM
We don't need royalty to feel good about ourselves in America. Stick to defending your own worthless pseudo-celebrities. Thanks.

rage patton
08-07-2007, 12:50 PM
Clarky, why do you feel the need to defend the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Loahn?

clarky123
08-07-2007, 12:50 PM
I mean for fucks sake....a minor celebrity was caught drink\drug driving but hey....we never realised anyone was going to throw two jets into the twin towers on 9/11 or detonate bombs on the London Underground on 7/7. Its about bringing things into perspective. Comments taken Downing also.

clarky123
08-07-2007, 12:51 PM
Clarky, why do you feel the need to defend the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Loahn?

I hope my previous comment helped answer that Rage.

clarky123
08-07-2007, 12:55 PM
We don't need royalty to feel good about ourselves in America. Stick to defending your own worthless pseudo-celebrities. Thanks.


I hate swearing....but fuck off you stupid worthless piece of crap!

clarky123
08-07-2007, 12:58 PM
We don't need royalty to feel good about ourselves in America. Stick to defending your own worthless pseudo-celebrities. Thanks.

Please, only engage me when you have something less racist, xenophobic or stupid to relay.

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 12:59 PM
http://www.fmft.net/Princess%20Diana%20Death%20Pictures.jpg

J~$$$
08-07-2007, 01:00 PM
L.O.L

kimery08
08-07-2007, 01:00 PM
cmon clarky. all the cameras and attention arent something new to her, or anyone else. they knew getting into this profession that the things they do would be magnified. and its not like they didnt know they werent supposed to drink and drive or do lines off the toilet.

clarky123
08-07-2007, 01:02 PM
I'm off this. I feel sick.

clarky123
08-07-2007, 01:06 PM
L.O.L

Finally...sorry, I forgot the arselickers!

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 01:06 PM
racist

I had no idea you kelp-soaked foggy island inbreds were a separate race. That makes the fact that you are an inferior human gene pool so much more scientifically understandable.

clarky123
08-07-2007, 01:11 PM
I had no idea you kelp-soaked foggy island inbreds were a separate race. That makes the fact that you are an inferior human gene pool so much more scientifically understandable.

I'll now say two words to you son before I go......"George Bush".

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 01:35 PM
http://www.backingblair.co.uk/images/young_tony_blair.jpg

downingthief
08-07-2007, 01:37 PM
Damn...Tony had some serious mulletude...

clarky123
08-07-2007, 01:44 PM
http://www.backingblair.co.uk/images/young_tony_blair.jpg

I his slight defense, I believe Tony actually underwent a formal education unlike Georgey boy.

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 01:47 PM
I'd recommend you stick to groin burrowing starry eyed hero worship and avoid statements of "fact."

clarky123
08-07-2007, 01:55 PM
I'd recommend you stick to groin burrowing starry eyed hero worship and avoid statements of "fact."


I'd recommend you stick your head up your ass and see if it fits. Stay away from politics it's not your major.

downingthief
08-07-2007, 01:57 PM
Clarky, you seem like an intelligent person...you don't know who you are dealing with. Seriously, Pot will eat you alive. Get out while the getting is good!

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 01:59 PM
This thread suddenly got incredibly worthwhile. Five stars.

miscorrections
08-07-2007, 01:59 PM
don't try to fight a man whose pants watched mean girls while another pair committed suicide in the oven.

PotVsKtl
08-07-2007, 02:03 PM
Stay away from politics it's not your major

Please sweet lord god, please tell me you don't believe you're capable of learning. You spend your days and night affixing idolatrous scribbles of spoiled fucking felonious brats on your withered up old genitalia with Nuttela scrapings. Go drown in a cider barrel.

downingthief
08-07-2007, 02:06 PM
Please sweet lord god, please tell me you don't believe you're capable of learning. You spend your days and night affixing idolatrous scribbles of spoiled fucking felonious brats on your withered up old genitalia with Nuttela scrapings. Go drown in a cider barrel.

THAT...was brilliant...really liked the alliteration with the "fucking felonious". Nice touch.

rage patton
08-07-2007, 02:11 PM
<3

Good Lord this thread has made me laugh.

And Clarky, your answer to my questions at the top of the page, didnt really make sense to me. Please, would you care to rephrase why you feel the need to care for celebrities such as these?

clarky123
08-08-2007, 01:09 AM
Please sweet lord god, please tell me you don't believe you're capable of learning. You spend your days and night affixing idolatrous scribbles of spoiled fucking felonious brats on your withered up old genitalia with Nuttela scrapings. Go drown in a cider barrel.

Look, lets stop this right. I have pushed bigger than you out the way trying to start a fight! Just let me know where you want to meet Apr\May 2008 and we can sort this out like thugs.

airguitarvet
08-08-2007, 01:49 AM
LINDSAY LOHAN is a firecrotch!

SheriNOIR
08-08-2007, 01:55 AM
I don't understand how she is this huge teenage style icon..
She only plays in kids films! Yet 20 year olds obsess over her.

to be fair, I love that twin swapping one.

kroqken
11-18-2008, 08:22 PM
Lindsay Lohan seems to get less media attention ever since she settled down with that female DJ. I think this lesbian thing is a passing fad. Has anyone heard Samantha Ronson spin? I doubt shes as good as Franki Chan or Steve Aoki.

TheWatcher
11-18-2008, 09:25 PM
Lindsay Lohan seems to get less media attention ever since she settled down with that female DJ. I think this lesbian thing is a passing fad. Has anyone heard Samantha Ronson spin. I doubt shes as good as Franki Chan or Steve Aoki.

Still in the news (http://www.accesshollywood.com/peta-supporter-douses-lindsay-lohan-in-flour-samantha-ronson-responds_article_12202); but not for the usual reasons.

woogie846
11-18-2008, 09:32 PM
I'm embarrassed to say that I love that version of The Parent Trap.

Seriously though, who doesn't?

allyjoy
11-19-2008, 07:40 AM
Haley Mills FTW!
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/ebddee30/screens_feature-14578.jpeg

SFChrissy
11-19-2008, 07:47 AM
Her career died after this:
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/parent-trap-poster-0.jpgThis should have never been remade!!!


Haley Mills FTW!
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/ebddee30/screens_feature-14578.jpeg
This is the best and only version of the parent trap as far as I'm concerned...Yayyy Joy!!!

amyzzz
11-19-2008, 09:48 AM
I liked both versions of The Parent Trap. I have a weakness for redheads.

kroqken
11-19-2008, 07:36 PM
Redheads are cute, but too many freckles are annoying.

carmawerx
12-23-2008, 11:09 PM
Bout time! ;)

fasttrack
12-23-2008, 11:57 PM
unbump.