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mob roulette
08-06-2007, 08:04 PM
Seriously. He's like a movie star. And I don't even LIKE penis. Check it:

http://i14.tinypic.com/61ulmyo.jpg

All in favor, say aye. AYE.

Rob, do you have any more sexy shots you could share with us? Thanks man.

Yablonowitz
08-06-2007, 08:11 PM
Seriously. He's like a movie star. And I don't even LIKE penis. Check it:

http://i14.tinypic.com/61ulmyo.jpg

All in favor, say aye. AYE.

Rob, do you have any more sexy shots you could share with us? Thanks man.

Um, I did. But I didn't want to say anything about it.



Until now. Thanks for giving me the courage.

mob roulette
08-06-2007, 08:32 PM
Roberto. Roberto. Roberto.

PotVsKtl
08-06-2007, 08:34 PM
I'm pretty sure that beard is just pasted on eyebrow trimmings.

Hannahrain
08-06-2007, 08:37 PM
Pretty AND resourceful!

mob roulette
08-06-2007, 08:46 PM
He's like a cross between Ray Liotta and somebody else. Somebody good. Look at those fucking teeth. I would kill for those. Rob, are they real? Or did you get dental implants? Not hating, just wondering.

leo01g
08-06-2007, 09:11 PM
Who is he?

J~$$$
08-06-2007, 09:22 PM
h o t.


PS leo1q is a liar.

roberto73
08-06-2007, 10:25 PM
I feel like such a piece of meat. I think I like it.

Real teeth, Mob. Teenage orthodontia is a wonderful thing.

And Pot, the beard is pasted-on chest hair. Get it right.

roberto73
08-06-2007, 10:26 PM
Who is he?

You mean you don't know?

mob roulette
08-06-2007, 10:31 PM
More sexy time now please. Less talk, more sexy. We already know you're well read. Now we want to see some hot pics. Get a move on.

jackstraw94086
08-06-2007, 10:44 PM
roberto has the look of someone who would be sitting across the counter from Chris Hanson.

Ill_Eagle
08-07-2007, 12:51 AM
I keep remembering "Roberto" from The Waterboy. haha

Courtney
08-07-2007, 06:29 AM
Roberto, are you parents dentists by any chance? Do you have super special secret dental hygiene habits to keep them so white? You do have very nice teeth.

Also I support this thread.

marooko
08-07-2007, 06:42 AM
you got a pretty mouth.

roberto73
08-07-2007, 07:02 AM
Roberto, are you parents dentists by any chance? Do you have super special secret dental hygiene habits to keep them so white? You do have very nice teeth.

Also I support this thread.

No dentists in the family, sorry to say. Well, sort of. My old orthodontist is now my brother's father-in-law. He done good.


you got a pretty mouth.

Just don't ask me to squeal like a pig, you brute.

Yablonowitz
08-07-2007, 07:04 AM
More sexy time now please. Less talk, more sexy. We already know you're well read. Now we want to see some hot pics. Get a move on.

Try looking into his eyes and NOT feeling brotherly warmth and acceptance and forgiveness of all your sins.

captncrzy
08-07-2007, 07:08 AM
I find it disturbing that only the men ('cept for Hannah) are in here commenting on Roberto's looks.

Courtney
08-07-2007, 07:09 AM
Hey!

Yablonowitz
08-07-2007, 07:20 AM
I find it disturbing that only the men ('cept for Hannah) are in here commenting on Roberto's looks.

Why is that disturbing?

captncrzy
08-07-2007, 07:20 AM
I have no idea.

mob roulette
08-07-2007, 07:27 AM
Super SEXY Jesus man. Totally sexier than Grizzly Adams. Oh wow, I so need some more pics. Or at least a lifesize version of that one. Please. Oh please.

If I were opening a swank restaurant or nightclub, I would totally pay Roberto just to come hang out and look cool. Seriously. Or holy. Okay. Totally his choice here. Rob, do you have an agent? You should get one. Really. Think about it.

marooko
08-07-2007, 09:07 AM
No dentists in the family, sorry to say. Well, sort of. My old orthodontist is now my brother's father-in-law. He done good.



Just don't ask me to squeal like a pig, you brute.

ill ask nicely

Ill_Eagle
08-07-2007, 11:05 AM
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Mr.Nipples
08-07-2007, 11:22 AM
at the 00:08 point...
mHpFfgCiagE

kimery08
08-07-2007, 11:30 AM
ill eagle kinda made my day.

Ill_Eagle
08-07-2007, 11:31 AM
Roberto:
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9860/robertoie0.jpg

leo01g
08-07-2007, 10:18 PM
h o t.


PS leo1q is a liar.

i may sound like the biggest douche but yeah i dont know who he is

RotationSlimWang
08-08-2007, 06:03 AM
I'd blow Robert both front and back if he'd do an imitation of Matthew McConaughey while I was at it. C'mon, deliver the closing argument from A Time To Kill.

samiksha
08-08-2007, 06:10 AM
at the 03:13 point...
mHpFfgCiagE

good eye!

roberto73
08-08-2007, 12:08 PM
I'd blow Robert both front and back if he'd do an imitation of Matthew McConaughey while I was at it. C'mon, deliver the closing argument from A Time To Kill.

Could I just chant "We are Marshall" for the duration of the blowjob? I find that to be pretty inspiring.

thelastgreatman
12-06-2007, 09:06 PM
Bump because Roberto isn't really a black shortstop.

roberto73
12-06-2007, 09:44 PM
Bump because Roberto isn't really a black shortstop.

But I still haven't given up on the dream.