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mob roulette
08-02-2007, 09:11 PM
My pokemans. My poketto monsutas. My little pocket monsters. Mine.

Zoobamafoo
http://www.jollypuddle.com/images/Zooey.gif

This is Zoobamafoo. She cannot be hatched. She is part dragon though and has been known to shoot fire from her nose when angry. Do not make angry. Also do not feed bad scripts. She will fly into rage easy. Origins believed to be in the Hepburnia genus though some links to Parker Posey have not been disproven. Hotness level? Currently off the chain. Scores automatic +25 damage when hit on by guys sporting a soul patch of any kind. So beware.

Tomyumia
http://thaiofathens.com/specials_tomyumsuegaisoup_b.jpg

This is a magic soup. It sometimes goes by different last names so as to confuse potential suitors. Should be nursed rather than swallowed whole. Best not to waste a drop. Rumored to be able to cure cancer. Seven to eight dollars at your better establishments. Do not ask questions. Do not ask to substitute ingredients, though they have been known to vary from location to location. Just take it and go. It's a magic soup. MAGIC.

Brittasaurus
http://insiderone.net/photo/images/photo007.jpg

This is the Brittasaurus. Sometimes he looks harmless, like right here:
http://www.rightround.com/media/band_images/s/spoon/060627-britt-julie-schuchard.jpg

BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. He is capable of writing the perfect pop song in a matter of minutes. He should be considered armed and dangerous. +50 reverence points are automatically awarded whenever anybody with a working history of rock and roll hears him for the first time. Ferocious live. Also known sometimes to eat his bandmates as well as fellow merchants of soul:

http://www.supmag.com/checkit/images/issue_15/britt&evan.jpg

DO NOT BE FOOLED. THAT IS NOT A KISS. Britt is a fewocious, fewocious lion in sheep's clothing. Again, BEWARE. He also sometimes inflicts damage by stabbing people with his ridiculous hair. Do not say we didn't warn you.

http://www.johnvanderslice.com/graphics/1_tour_fall_2002/britt_daniel.jpg

Crush
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2003/images/FindingNemo1.jpg

This is Crush. Or Crash. We're not sure which. He typically shows up when you're high on morphine and nibbles on your toes. You liked biting on my toes, didn't you? You're a naughty little turtle, aren't you? Naughty, naughty little turtle. Naughty.

May be habit forming. Strange inappropriate sexual fantasies have also been reported in connection with Crush/Crash, the effects of which are still being studied at this time. We will let you know.

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So how about it? Do you have any? Do you have any Pokemans? Let us see them. Let us let you show us them. We may be willing to trade.

Hannahrain
08-02-2007, 09:14 PM
I'll fight you to the death over that first one. DEATH.

mob roulette
08-02-2007, 09:20 PM
I am open to trades. It has to be something good though. She's a rare beast. A rare beast indeed. Like the ghost orchid. Do you have one of those?

PineapplePete
08-02-2007, 09:24 PM
incidentally, i found my gameboy earlier today and have been playing pokemon blue nonstop.

PineapplePete
08-02-2007, 09:29 PM
Brittasaurus
http://insiderone.net/photo/images/photo007.jpg


my pikachu's 16bit war-cry sounds better than this guy

Hannahrain
08-02-2007, 09:30 PM
You're a bad person.

mob roulette
08-02-2007, 09:47 PM
Pokemans, Pete. MANS. Not your two bit Javanese trinkets. This is a game for warriors, so warriors are what I'm holding. You in or what? What YOU got?

Hannahrain
08-02-2007, 09:53 PM
I am open to trades. It has to be something good though. She's a rare beast. A rare beast indeed. Like the ghost orchid. Do you have one of those?

If you'd trade her you don't deserve her.

[/negotiation].

mob roulette
08-02-2007, 10:16 PM
But then I sigh and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil;
And thus I clothe my naked villiany
With odd old ends stol'n forth of Holy Writ,
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.

betao
08-02-2007, 10:19 PM
This is my Syphilisaurous.

http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i988492_ParisHilton46.JPG (http://www.imagehosting.com)

She is known for planning covert sneak attacks at night, usually by wrecklessly driving. Pedestrian pokeman beware.

However, does possess many weaknesses. Easily swayed by alcohol, male gender, and cheesy trance music. Also tends to throw a fit when she does not get her way, which in return turns into anger that can build up and fuel her primary attack, which is simply entitled "whine". The attack is very powerful, and is partly responsible for the destruction of the Minneapolis bridge.

I'm trying to rid of her though. Anyone want to trade?

Hannahrain
08-02-2007, 10:39 PM
But then I sigh and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil;
And thus I clothe my naked villiany
With odd old ends stol'n forth of Holy Writ,
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.

What's going on here? The old mob would just make some lecherous comment about lesbians and then move on to declaring things using dynamic sentence fragments. LIKE THIS. Yes. That. Remember? YES.

mistdevil
08-02-2007, 10:40 PM
that soup is awesome.

fober
08-02-2007, 10:44 PM
WHAT IN ALL BUTTFUCKERY

PineapplePete
08-03-2007, 01:04 AM
This is my Syphilisaurous.

http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i988492_ParisHilton46.JPG (http://www.imagehosting.com)

She is known for planning covert sneak attacks at night, usually by wrecklessly driving. Pedestrian pokeman beware.

However, does possess many weaknesses. Easily swayed by alcohol, male gender, and cheesy trance music. Also tends to throw a fit when she does not get her way, which in return turns into anger that can build up and fuel her primary attack, which is simply entitled "whine". The attack is very powerful, and is partly responsible for the destruction of the Minneapolis bridge.

I'm trying to rid of her though. Anyone want to trade?

i'll give you my Courtney Love

http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/courtney-love2.jpg


mmmmmmmmm HAWT!!11!!

marooko
08-03-2007, 07:46 AM
Zoobamafoo
http://www.jollypuddle.com/images/Zooey.gif





did you see her in eulogy? pretty good flick.

marooko
08-03-2007, 07:48 AM
i didnt need to see these so early in the morning. lucky i dont eat breakfast much or it might be caught up in between my keys right now.
This is my Syphilisaurous.

http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i988492_ParisHilton46.JPG (http://www.imagehosting.com)

She is known for planning covert sneak attacks at night, usually by wrecklessly driving. Pedestrian pokeman beware.

However, does possess many weaknesses. Easily swayed by alcohol, male gender, and cheesy trance music. Also tends to throw a fit when she does not get her way, which in return turns into anger that can build up and fuel her primary attack, which is simply entitled "whine". The attack is very powerful, and is partly responsible for the destruction of the Minneapolis bridge.

I'm trying to rid of her though. Anyone want to trade?


i'll give you my Courtney Love

http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/courtney-love2.jpg


mmmmmmmmm HAWT!!11!!

clarky123
08-03-2007, 07:57 AM
Double date....sick!!

Yablonowitz
08-03-2007, 09:29 AM
I have a pokeman:

Berningangor
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/matt_01.jpg

I would suggest keeping a good distance away from him unless you are prepared for emotional wreckage thrown your way interspersed with vulnerability and shame just for good measure. The Berningangor's baritone is imposing, dark, and enigmatic. He could ask you to ballerina off your coffee table, cock in hand.

I would not trade him, even for the vaunted Brittasaurus. They are equals and both would be diminished by such a transaction.

full on idle
08-03-2007, 11:10 AM
I am in possession of the rare and magical DARNIELLION
http://www.worlds-fair.net/mail/images/goats1.JPG

Darniellion is highly sought after for his battle skills, he'll spin his opponents around in a whirlwind of visceral expression then leave them pondering their existence on a curb by the 7-11.

betao
08-03-2007, 11:11 AM
i'll give you my Courtney Love

http://www.ballz.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/courtney-love2.jpg


mmmmmmmmm HAWT!!11!!

what kind of special abilities does your courtney love have?

mob roulette
08-03-2007, 12:04 PM
Vanderslicer
http://www.airamerica.com/steveearleshow/files/steveearleshow/images/John%20Vanderslice.jpg

I have recently come into possesion of the elusive and cunning Vanderslicer. He has six inch retractable fangs and eats small woodland animals for breakfast. He is reportedly descended from raptors. He has also proven that time travel is easy (but lonely) on more than one occasion. Sometimes seen in the company of the Brittasaurus. He is sometimes also available for children's parties and duels. His training camp says that they are pretty sure he is more than capable of ripping the Berningangor limb from limb, but that they will need to see more film on the Darniellion to be sure. He is currently accepting all legitimate challenges to his West Coast throne. Sanctioned bouts only, neutral terrain a must. Please contact for more information.

chrislasf
08-03-2007, 12:26 PM
Mob - you wanna know something sad? This is your best week ever. Seriously. You are at the apex. The top of the mountain if you will. It's sad because we'll never get back to this point again. It's like Vince in Swingers. You might go on to make some more movies and some dough and fuck Jennifer Aniston but this is the top man. So perhaps we should just sit back and enjoy it. Wallow all you bitches of the Coachella board. Wallow in this greatness.

rage patton
08-03-2007, 12:45 PM
Hutzmonasaurus
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/joshmusic88/Eugene2.jpghttp://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/joshmusic88/Eugene1.jpg

The Hutzmonasaurus is indeed a rare specimen. In the Western world anyways. In the East, there are more like him... but none quite like this. He has mystical powers which ate said the powers come from his moustache and unique hygene habbits, but no one knows to sure. His special abilities include casting a curse on you with simply a look into your eyes. He is also able to cure many varieties of hexes and curses with his tears. Another unique power of his is hypnotism. His presence is so overpowering, you cannot help to do what he says. Look at the helpless crowd of people exalt him!
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/joshmusic88/Eugene3.jpg

He is also commonly known to travel in gypsy caravans, but he may be hard to spot. This is because the Hutzmonasaurus also has shape shifting powers. As you can see here...
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/joshmusic88/Eugene4.jpg

Truly, he is a rare specimen. He is to be shared with the world, but he will not be traded for anything!

disgustipated
08-03-2007, 01:05 PM
Maynardanon
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/08.21.97/gifs/lolla-tool-9734.jpg
A student of Rickson Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Maynardanon possesses the uncanny abilities of shapeshifting and vocal strangulation. He uses his impeccable sense of balance to visually hypnotize his enemies while his siren-like voice chokes them into submission. Reportedly descendant of aliens he gains his strength by stimulating his brain through meditation and lachrymology.

Truly one of a kind, he is also known to turn piss to wine.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p7/disgustipatedone/piss-to-wine.jpg

mob roulette
08-03-2007, 01:49 PM
http://modernrockart.com/osc/images/MelvinsSXSW.jpg

Mr.Nipples
08-03-2007, 01:50 PM
that show would've made me shit my pants...

mob roulette
08-03-2007, 02:09 PM
The Maynardanon is fairly inspired, I guess, but still. Melvins eat Tool like it's grapefruit.

disgustipated
08-03-2007, 02:14 PM
nevah!

Mr.Nipples
08-03-2007, 02:19 PM
nope...they do...

disgustipated
08-03-2007, 02:41 PM
Buzzo
http://www.ryanrussell.net/melvins_buzz1.jpg
Self proclaimed king, he has no powers other than those his hair possess. Although his legendary status as a rock icon gains him much respect, he is commonly referred to as "King Bozo" which renders him useless in battle.

Yablonowitz
08-03-2007, 02:53 PM
I am in possession of the rare and magical DARNIELLION
http://www.worlds-fair.net/mail/images/goats1.JPG

Darniellion is highly sought after for his battle skills, he'll spin his opponents around in a whirlwind of visceral expression then leave them pondering their existence on a curb by the 7-11.

Ohhhhhh....the Darniellion!!

Good catch.

full on idle
08-03-2007, 11:53 PM
http://theithacan.org/am/uploads/1/070222_kimyadawson.jpg
YALOLLY

I always carry Yalolly with me because she's an epic diffuser. People are pulling switchblades and she's making balloon animals.

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/0/9/8/1/8681890-8681893-slarge.jpg
MALKUMUSIZER
Overpowering

disgustipated
09-28-2007, 11:46 AM
bump.




because I enjoyed this thread

betao
09-28-2007, 01:16 PM
yeah I really did too. Come on people, I know more of you fools have pokemans. Let us see your collection and rarities.

betao
06-10-2008, 03:42 PM
bump

Alchemy
01-18-2009, 08:15 PM
EDIT: Oh nevermind, I did this all wrong.

kitt kat
01-18-2009, 09:01 PM
I just caught a Lv. 80 Joydivon!
http://www.filmdetail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/joy-division-in-1979.jpg

AWWWW FUCK IT'S EVOLVING.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44052000/jpg/_44052396_neworder_bbc416.jpg

PotVsKtl
01-18-2009, 11:03 PM
I would suggest keeping a good distance away from him unless you are prepared for emotional wreckage thrown your way interspersed with vulnerability and shame just for good measure. The Berningangor's baritone is imposing, dark, and enigmatic. He could ask you to ballerina off your coffee table, cock in hand.

I would not trade him, even for the vaunted Brittasaurus. They are equals and both would be diminished by such a transaction.

Let's be friends.

AAM!!!
01-18-2009, 11:10 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/kkury/amy.jpg Professor Oak gave me a fucked up Pokeman....