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whynotsmile99
07-31-2007, 02:03 PM
FUCKING EPIC


http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20048961,00.html

Mr.Nipples
07-31-2007, 02:06 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/whocares1.jpg

whynotsmile99
07-31-2007, 02:11 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/whocares1.jpg

get the trapped in the closet 1-11 dvd and watch it with R kelly's video commentary. R Kelly talking about R Kelly. Funniest thing ever

PineapplePete
07-31-2007, 02:14 PM
AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN!!!

dorkfish
07-31-2007, 04:16 PM
Cliffs: Oh shit. Midget. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Beretta. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Bridget (echo), timpani roll. Oh shit.

suprefan
07-31-2007, 04:17 PM
jyvzfgxY0kc

mob roulette
07-31-2007, 04:49 PM
I'm sorry, I still love this shit so much. He's NOT joking people, he sincerely believes he's creating a work of art here. That kind of chutzpah and insularity and sheer randomness alone probably ensures that he is. I totally want to see more.

full on idle
07-31-2007, 06:07 PM
Need I remind you that he is the king of R&B? Do you know what that means?

Mr.Nipples
07-31-2007, 06:09 PM
he can piss on 14 year olds?

full on idle
07-31-2007, 06:13 PM
It means if you love your chick.
Don't bring her to the V.I.P.
Cause he might have to hit your chick.

mob roulette
07-31-2007, 06:21 PM
So Homie Don't Bring Your Girl To Meeeeet Him Cause He's A Flirt
And Baby Don't Bring Your Girlfriend To Eeeeeeeeeeat Cause He's A Flirt
Please Believe It, Unless Your Game Is Tight And U Trust Herrrr....

whynotsmile99
07-31-2007, 06:33 PM
When I, When I, When I,When I Pull Up To Club
All The Shawties Be Like (Damn 28's)
Then I Be Like Girl U Know Just Who I Am (Don't Hate)

http://theplat.vo.llnwd.net/o1/_thumbnails/HandHeld/91/165/TpainFeaturingRKelly_ImNLuvWitAStripper2T_1_160x12 0_ZVUE.jpg

T-Pain Coachella '08.

Hannahrain
07-31-2007, 06:37 PM
7putw2A4FiI

How has this not been posted yet?

gmoneyak
08-01-2007, 01:02 AM
Anytime I hear R.Kelly's name anymore, all I think about is:

NZjTqfA4xNI

bmack86
08-01-2007, 08:11 AM
I'm so glad there's gonna be more Trapped in the Closet. Such a great idea.

oooohhh Shit

tessalasset
08-01-2007, 08:41 AM
Oh my god I am honestly excited about this. I went to go watch the link and then I thought "oh shit, I should probably watch chapters 1-12 to remind myself of what has happened up til now." and then fuckin r.kelly just recaps it for me, and superimposes himself saying "oh shit" throughout the clips. I can't believe how amazing this man is.

CALLING ALL B.DAWGS

J~$$$
08-01-2007, 08:44 AM
the "awwww shit!" R Kelly pulls in that clip makes me want to watch it.

whynotsmile99
08-01-2007, 10:33 AM
pOmrZoGxsIA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthrottled%2Eorg%2Fgooglegadgets% 2Fyoutubegrab%2Ephp%3Fid%3DpOmrZoGxsIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOmrZoGxsIA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthrottled%2Eorg%2Fgooglegadgets% 2Fyoutubegrab%2Ephp%3Fid%3DpOmrZoGxsIA

rage patton
08-01-2007, 10:48 AM
Wait... this is actually serious?

R. Kelly actually thinks this whole Trapped in the Cloest thing, is serious?

He writes those lyrics, and thinks he is being clever and dramatic?

arbouler
08-01-2007, 11:53 AM
i can't believe it's a man, man, man, man (echo echo)

bug on your lip
08-01-2007, 12:20 PM
the man is a midget midget midget midget midget

tessalasset
08-01-2007, 01:47 PM
ok lets think of a name that rhymes with midget?

hmmmmmm


how bout bridgette? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. high five everyone.

rage patton
08-01-2007, 01:52 PM
http://xs218.xs.to/xs218/07313/gidget300.jpg (http://xs.to)

JustSteve
08-01-2007, 02:22 PM
ok lets think of a name that rhymes with midget?

hmmmmmm


how bout bridgette? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. high five everyone.

like this porn star...
http://upsidedowntv.com/staff%20stuff/Bridget/Bridget-pics/aaw.sized

JustSteve
08-01-2007, 02:24 PM
the fact that he has sex with little girls kinda outweighs anything he could ever do, lowlife piece of shit.

rage patton
08-01-2007, 11:08 PM
Didnt you hear? He didnt have sex with them.

He just pee'd on their faces.

J~$$$
08-13-2007, 07:38 AM
did anyone catch chapter13.....no?

http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

J~$$$
08-13-2007, 07:40 AM
CRAZIER THAN A FISH WITH TITIES!!!!!!

whynotsmile99
08-15-2007, 03:19 PM
CRAZIER THAN A FISH WITH TITIES!!!!!!


hahahah thats exactly what I was going to say when I was going to post the link. Classic, totally classic.

Don't forget we get a new one each day. 2 down and I have no idea what the fuck is going on.


here's 15
http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

marooko
08-15-2007, 04:38 PM
like this porn star...
http://upsidedowntv.com/staff%20stuff/Bridget/Bridget-pics/aaw.sized

you could fit like fifty of her in there.

Alchemy
08-15-2007, 04:52 PM
VIv9SAr-Zrw

whynotsmile99
08-21-2007, 02:20 PM
so far not to great. I hope they tie it all together in the next two chapters. I'ts been pretty weak, though I do love Randolf and the pimp with the stutter. and the "im fucking her now" ending was great

in an interview he said he might keep going with it as long as he can. Hopefully he can get to 50 and then release a box set

caco0283
08-21-2007, 05:26 PM
i cant wait for this