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PineapplePete
07-31-2007, 11:14 AM
bye bye inheritance (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html)

rage patton
07-31-2007, 11:22 AM
He should have done that a LONG time ago!

That is awesome news.

captncrzy
07-31-2007, 11:24 AM
Meh. She still will have plenty from her parents and all of her appearances and stuff. Companies pay her a shitload of money just to show up and make appearances at events.

arbouler
07-31-2007, 11:26 AM
it';s a fake news report. there's an explanation on digg i read yesterday. she's getting about 30 mill

http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/30/paris-not-being-locked-out-of-hotel-fortune/

PineapplePete
07-31-2007, 11:29 AM
k nvm...

rage patton
07-31-2007, 11:31 AM
Boooooooooooooooooooooo

(To Paris. Not you Pete)

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 11:47 AM
her lazy eye bugs me...or is just always flared on E

betao
07-31-2007, 12:03 PM
as long as Paris is losing some money.. i'm happy.

clarky123
07-31-2007, 12:36 PM
I would really, really appreciate it everyone stopped rounding up on my girl.

Ill_Eagle
07-31-2007, 12:38 PM
I'd royally fuck Paris.

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/eiffel-tower-picture.jpg

clarky123
07-31-2007, 12:39 PM
You guys are just sick that you couldnt handle jail like Paris did!!

arbouler
07-31-2007, 12:40 PM
i bet she's had sex with two guys at the same time, one in front one in the back, and the two guys high five at each other.

thats hot

arbouler
07-31-2007, 12:41 PM
You guys are just sick that you couldnt handle jail like Paris did!!

do you really seriously consider this degenerate your hero?

clarky123
07-31-2007, 12:44 PM
...I think she is substantial yes, why?

Ill_Eagle
07-31-2007, 12:46 PM
...I think she is substantial yes, why?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/infernalledgend/dumbass.jpg

PotVsKtl
07-31-2007, 12:50 PM
Get AIDS.

clarky123
07-31-2007, 12:52 PM
...fair enough, you are entiled to your opinion, as stupid as that may be. You will be scratching around for the rest of your worthless life whist my girl is in the world of top socialites drinking champagne.....and on the guest list.

clarky123
07-31-2007, 12:54 PM
Get AIDS.

I dont want you to get Aids I want your family to get it so you can watch them die....MF.

betao
07-31-2007, 12:58 PM
Ouch. Thats just down right mean.

chrislasf
07-31-2007, 12:59 PM
Ratatouille motherfuckers.

clarky123
07-31-2007, 01:03 PM
Ouch. Thats just down right mean.

Sit down and take deep breaths!....you said something....cunt!

dorkfish
07-31-2007, 01:45 PM
Get AIDS.
GA LOL

clarky123
07-31-2007, 01:47 PM
^hilarious....not^

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 01:49 PM
...I think she is substantial yes, why?

substantially infected with herpes...

dorkfish
07-31-2007, 01:53 PM
^hilarious....not^
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rage patton
07-31-2007, 01:53 PM
Sit down and take deep breaths!....you said something....cunt!

Does everyone in the UK think this highly of Paris Hilton?

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:02 PM
...I cant help it I will defend her and I hope she reads this - heard she was at Coach this year!

bug on your lip
07-31-2007, 02:03 PM
daymmm

clarky'z burnin u chumps up

rage patton
07-31-2007, 02:04 PM
...I cant help it I will defend her and I hope she reads this - heard she was at Coach this year!

Why defend her though? There are sooooooooooo many reasons she doesnt even deserve a single cent of her families money.
Why do you feel the need to defend her? I would actually like to know why some people tolerate her.

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 02:04 PM
...I cant help it I will defend her and I hope she reads this - heard she was at Coach this year!

Didn't you see her there? Everyone else did!!!

dorkfish
07-31-2007, 02:05 PM
http://www.signatureworld.de/Nelson_Craig_T.jpg

dorkfish
07-31-2007, 02:06 PM
Why defend her though? There are sooooooooooo many reasons she doesnt even deserve a single cent of her families money.
Why do you feel the need to defend her? I would actually like to know why some people tolerate her.
you can't beat a chicken at tic tac toe

PineapplePete
07-31-2007, 02:06 PM
http://retailtrafficmag.com/mag/CoachNagoya3%20web.jpg

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:13 PM
Didn't you see her there? Everyone else did!!!

don't try to ostracise me it won't work!

dorkfish
07-31-2007, 02:17 PM
http://www.whatdigitalcamera.com/albums/wdc_gallery/ostrich_pic.jpg

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:17 PM
If I was creative I would want to make a poem up just for her. Can anyone help me on this thread and give me some ideas on how that might start?

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:18 PM
http://www.whatdigitalcamera.com/albums/wdc_gallery/ostrich_pic.jpg

Excellent....!!!

bug on your lip
07-31-2007, 02:19 PM
start with "The..."

bug on your lip
07-31-2007, 02:20 PM
http://sp1.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3519699900.jpg

bug on your lip
07-31-2007, 02:21 PM
http://www.misterseed.com/Misterseed%20Health%20Centre/APRIL2003/OSTRICH.jpg

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 02:24 PM
http://www.whatdigitalcamera.com/albums/wdc_gallery/ostrich_pic.jpg

are you sure that's not an emu?

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:25 PM
start with "The..."

...first time I met (well I wouldnt be allowed to meet her as such, I would get taken away by her security entourage) you....I never saw eyes soooooooooooo blue! Hows that? Any more? Come on help me out here its a music site.

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 02:26 PM
I have nothing nice to say and are you serious with the poem bullshit...

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 02:27 PM
Oh my...I need to throw up.

PotVsKtl
07-31-2007, 02:28 PM
This dudes a ***.

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:29 PM
I have nothing nice to say and are you serious with the poem bullshit...

Never more so...you telling me you have never been in love or have loved...is life just a game to you?

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 02:36 PM
Totally but it sounds like your dealing with obsession. And life is not a game to me I'm one of the more serious ones around here.

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:42 PM
Totally but it sounds like your dealing with obsession. And life is not a game to me I'm one of the more serious ones around here.

Clearly!

clarky123
07-31-2007, 02:44 PM
This dudes a ***.

Where I come from a *** is a cigarette...where you come from its your father!

disgustipated
07-31-2007, 02:44 PM
you can't beat a chicken at tic tac toe

I know I've tried...

bug on your lip
07-31-2007, 02:45 PM
Where I come from a *** is a cigarette...where you come from its your father!

if you would have spelled it "cum" u would have had an in-the-park homerun instead of just a triple

marooko
07-31-2007, 03:05 PM
I'd royally fuck Paris.

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/eiffel-tower-picture.jpg

yeah, id cram this right up in there like that dude did in the movie monster.

luckyface
07-31-2007, 03:07 PM
if you would have spelled it "cum" u would have had an in-the-park homerun instead of just a triple

True, but that was quality nonetheless.

marooko
07-31-2007, 03:10 PM
Where I come from a *** is a cigarette...where you come from its your father!

yeah thats great and all but he ment that from where we come from. so youre still a *** in my book according to Pot. so theres no confusion, that means youre a pole smoker.

PineapplePete
07-31-2007, 03:18 PM
el oh el

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 03:20 PM
el oh el


Will you please change your avie...

fatbastard
07-31-2007, 03:24 PM
I'm just going to pull up a chair and watch some commercial free hate. please continue.
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/49105main_popcorn.jpg

i_like_cake530
07-31-2007, 03:35 PM
You guys are just sick that you couldnt handle jail like Paris did!!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/paris-hilton-wearing-police-car-crying.jpg

Hurricane Carter never cried...

PineapplePete
07-31-2007, 03:37 PM
srsly...

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 03:43 PM
look at the bitch cop in the front seat...her expression is classic!!! The eyes tell it all

BROKENDOLL
07-31-2007, 03:47 PM
I'm just going to pull up a chair and watch some commercial free hate. please continue.
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/49105main_popcorn.jpg Now, that's fuckin' funnier than shit!

thinnerair
07-31-2007, 03:48 PM
^hilarious....not^

You can't use 'not' in a post like that. It just doesn't work.
I know what you're going for, but it just doesn't work.
It's more of a 'verbal' thing I guess, unless you went like.

Hilarious...


















wait for it.....
















wait for it....











































wait for it....



































































not yet....













































not.

SFChrissy
07-31-2007, 03:59 PM
What a dick...but that was ohhh so good my ribs hurt. My favorite was the not yet part.

Keep it cum'n!!!

PotVsKtl
07-31-2007, 04:34 PM
There are at least 5 people in this thread I would pay to murder.

PassiveTheory
07-31-2007, 04:37 PM
When I first read this I thought Paris got into Prince William's pants...

...And I would have shed a tear for the Queen.

algunz
07-31-2007, 04:47 PM
Is anybody else bothered by the fact that money will be "donated" to a foundation under the Hilton name?

Money laundering?

keriann
07-31-2007, 05:10 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:pulse

dorkfish
07-31-2007, 05:14 PM
I do care.

keriann
07-31-2007, 05:19 PM
homies for lyfe