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full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:14 PM
1. You are not boring.
2. You are interested in gabbing whilst my laundry spins.
3. You are not boring.

anti-square
07-30-2007, 10:15 PM
sorry can't help you there

ThomThom
07-30-2007, 10:16 PM
sure...

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 10:16 PM
I'm so boreds

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:16 PM
sorry can't help you there

DQ for being boring

later

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:18 PM
jesus christ

COACHELLA BOARD

REDEEM THYSELF

suprefan
07-30-2007, 10:19 PM
Am I boring?

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:20 PM
You could be less boring, quite frankly.

ThomThom
07-30-2007, 10:20 PM
so what would you like to discuss foi?

Courtney
07-30-2007, 10:22 PM
Hi FOI. Yesterday I saw that Sawyer guy from Lost. Boy is he hot.

Also I am doing laundry too. Can I borrow some dryer sheets?

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:23 PM
Courtney,

Sawyer is godlike. I would hit that. Straight away. Did you hit that?

Courtney,

Yes, you may, they are Vanilla Lavender and they make you want to eat your clothes.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 10:26 PM
Hello Valarie. I have a headache. Do you have any good home remedies that don't require me to get off the couch?

Courtney
07-30-2007, 10:27 PM
FOI,

I didn't realize he was an actor. But I sort of thought he looked familiar and maybe was an underwear model or something. Is he an underwear model too? He should be. I would buy underwear from him.

FOI,

Food-scented cleaning products are bad. Last week in the shower, I pulled out my Burt's Bees avocado butter pre-shampoo hair treatment. It smells really good, and the ingredients seemed non-scary, so I decided to lick a little bit of it off the palm of my hand. I realize this was dumb. And woah, was that nasty. I still had soap taste in my mouth a tooth brushing and two beers later.

anti-square
07-30-2007, 10:30 PM
beer tastes much better than orange juice after tooth brushing...

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:31 PM
haha you ate soap

Hannah try holding your earlobes.

miscorrections
07-30-2007, 10:31 PM
food scented products in general are bad. as a wee lass i ate an entire tube of cherry chapstick.

foi, did you ever eat products not generally meant to be eaten? if so, what was the outcome?

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:33 PM
Anyone who says they didn't at least once bite the chapstick is a ratchy liar.

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 10:35 PM
food scented products in general are bad. as a wee lass i ate an entire tube of cherry chapstick.

foi, did you ever eat products not generally meant to be eaten? if so, what was the outcome?

Onetime my friend found some beef jerky that was at my parents house and he comes into the kitchen munching on it and we all look at him like "where did you get the beef jerky?" and he says "Right there in that box". Which was where the dog treats were...so he was eating dog food.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 10:35 PM
Earlobe thing didn't work. Pity.

I ate glass once. And I vaguely remember eating a tootsie-roll flavored chapstick. And I'm also pretty sure that as a very, very young child I ate ants once or twice, because somehow I know that they taste like windex.

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 10:35 PM
Anyone who says they didn't at least once bite the chapstick is a ratchy liar.

I have never nor will I ever eat chapstick on purpose or on accident.

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 10:36 PM
I ate fiberglass once. I thought it was cotton candy. I scarfed a bunch of it down before I told someone about the cotton candy. See I didnt want to tell anyone cause then I would have to share. And well.....yeah. I ate a bunch of fiberglass.

ThomThom
07-30-2007, 10:36 PM
Anyone who says they didn't at least once bite the chapstick is a ratchy liar.

Fuck, I ate the strawberry chap stick once. Should this have gone in the confessions thread?

anti-square
07-30-2007, 10:37 PM
As a youngsta' I was convinced dog biscuits were just as good as animal crackers.

xleslie
07-30-2007, 10:37 PM
As a youngsta' I was convinced dog biscuits were just as good as animal crackers.

i've done that too, they actually weren't that bad.

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:39 PM
I ate bubble bath and drank mouthwash.

Does human pee have ammonia in it? If I pee in a toilet that there's bleach in, will it make fumes that will kill me?

ThomThom
07-30-2007, 10:39 PM
My sister put Eukanuba kibble in my cocoa puffs once when I was a kid...that sucked major ass.

anti-square
07-30-2007, 10:40 PM
i've done that too, they actually weren't that bad.

Thats what I would reach for as soon as I was finished with the cookie jar. I was a little piggy

ThomThom
07-30-2007, 10:40 PM
I ate bubble bath and drank mouthwash.

Does human pee have ammonia in it? If I pee in a toilet that there's bleach in, will it make fumes that will kill me?

Human urine does have ammonia in it, as far as the toxic effects of it with bleach, not so sure.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 10:41 PM
I ate fiberglass once. I thought it was cotton candy. I scarfed a bunch of it down before I told someone about the cotton candy. See I didnt want to tell anyone cause then I would have to share. And well.....yeah. I ate a bunch of fiberglass.

When I was in elementary school, there was a girl a few grades below me named Marissa. She thought that she was the most important person in the world, and she told me that when she grew up she wanted to be a "stealer". I thought she was pretty much the worst person on the planet, so I took the wax from one of those babybel cheeses and rolled it up, and then offered it to her as a fruit rollup. She ate it, and I remember seeing her putrid little face in a sort of clueless expression while she ate the whole thing. Then she asked what flavor it was, and I told her it was Plain.

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:41 PM
My sister put Eukanuba kibble in my cocoa puffs once when I was a kid...that sucked major ass.

haHAHaha now that's funny

ps Hannah I told you wrong, don't hold your earlobes, put pressure on your ears like you're holding the from sound, but only slightly, at the top part. Also let your jaw relax.

anti-square
07-30-2007, 10:41 PM
I ate bubble bath and drank mouthwash.

Does human pee have ammonia in it? If I pee in a toilet that there's bleach in, will it make fumes that will kill me?

Kill...no. Irritate, very likely.

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:45 PM
I'm gonna dry my clothes through two cycles so they're crispy hot and I don't have to iron.

Courtney
07-30-2007, 10:52 PM
I just folded my clothing while listening to the mstrkrft D.A.N.C.E. remix. Sadly the clothes don't smell like lavender and vanilla.

FOI,

Did you do anything fun this past weekend?

Mr.Nipples
07-30-2007, 10:52 PM
IM EATING A BROTHERFUCKING BAGEL WITH SUN DRIED TOMATO SPREAD!

full on idle
07-30-2007, 10:54 PM
Nipples, that sounds just plain delicious.

Courtney, I did a lot of fun things.
I like fun.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 10:54 PM
Sadly the clothes don't smell like lavender and vanilla.


Well, we can't have you licking all the laundry. I think it's a fair trade.

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 10:58 PM
Nipples, that sounds just plain delicious.

Courtney, I did a lot of fun things.
I like fun.

It would be alot better if it had some fresh parmesan on it.

rage patton
07-30-2007, 10:59 PM
I just zapped a burrito for 1 minute and 30 seconds. EXACTLY what the package told me to do.

Who thinks the middle will still be cold?

I will return the results in a short matter of time.

full on idle
07-30-2007, 11:00 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/lamp.jpg
I just bought this lamp. It took me an hour to assemble. I don't like reading directions I like to try to just figure it out from the pieces.

full on idle
07-30-2007, 11:01 PM
I just zapped a burrito for 1 minute and 30 seconds. EXACTLY what the package told me to do.

Who thinks the middle will still be cold?

I will return the results in a short matter of time.

hahahha edge of my seat.

Courtney
07-30-2007, 11:01 PM
FOI,

I don't like fun so much. That's why I spent the weekend reading Foucault. (Now excuse me while I go analyze this discourse and identify the underlying systems of power at play.)

Courtney
07-30-2007, 11:01 PM
Hannah,

Have no fear. A little lack of lavender scent won't keep me from licking everything in sight.

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 11:03 PM
Hannah,

Have no fear. A little lack of lavender scent won't keep me from licking everything in sight.

lavender, eh?

rage patton
07-30-2007, 11:05 PM
hahahha edge of my seat.

FUCK!!!

It is still cold. The edges were fine. Its just the goddamn middle!

Thats it! Next time Im zapping it for 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Hannahrain
07-30-2007, 11:05 PM
lavender, eh?

Yes. So if you want to woo Courtney, all you have to do is not smell like lavender.

(The game's not half as fun when everyone wins).

full on idle
07-30-2007, 11:06 PM
FOI,

I don't like fun so much. That's why I spent the weekend reading Foucault. (Now excuse me while I go analyze this discourse and identify the underlying systems of power at play.)

hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahha

PotVsKtl
07-30-2007, 11:08 PM
Gay.

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 11:08 PM
Yes. So if you want to woo Courtney, all you have to do is not smell like lavender.

(The game's not half as fun when everyone wins).

hahahahahahahahah

Wheres the beef?
07-30-2007, 11:09 PM
And from left field here commmmmmmmees.....


Gay.

full on idle
07-30-2007, 11:14 PM
You can only get so much cred, after that you become part of the problem.

ewiggy
07-30-2007, 11:18 PM
i love those vanilla lavendar dryer sheets. they are like twice as much as the regular ones but TWICE AS AWESOME at least.

and i am very pleased to read that Courtney ate soap. for awhile there i thought she was better than us, but apparently not - as far as eating the inedible goes. welcome to the fold.

LAUNDRY NIGHT IS MY FAVORITE, but i think i missed it.

marooko
07-31-2007, 06:49 AM
jesus christ

COACHELLA BOARD

REDEEM THYSELF

haha

amyzzz
07-31-2007, 10:44 AM
Thanks for making me click on your lame-ass post.

thinnerair
07-31-2007, 10:48 AM
there is a laundromat on my corner. i don't do my own laundry. i drop it off and its ready later on in the day. they fold my stuff up really small.

bug on your lip
07-31-2007, 10:51 AM
there is a laundromat on my corner. i don't do my own laundry. i drop it off and its ready later on in the day. they fold my stuff up really small.


Do you have small drawers ?

ThomThom
07-31-2007, 10:55 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/lamp.jpg
I just bought this lamp. It took me an hour to assemble. I don't like reading directions I like to try to just figure it out from the pieces.


Holy shit, I have this same lamp, two of them in fact...Target?

thinnerair
07-31-2007, 11:06 AM
Do you have small drawers ?

smell like cabbage.

Ill_Eagle
07-31-2007, 11:35 AM
This is bullshit.

Wheres the beef?
07-31-2007, 11:41 AM
DANG

disgustipated
07-31-2007, 11:47 AM
Apparently when I was one or two my parents were rounding up the cows while I was sitting on the banks of a river...dipping ritz crackers into cow poop.

ThomThom
07-31-2007, 11:47 AM
Apparently when I was one or two my parents were rounding up the cows while I was sitting on the banks of a river...dipping ritz crackers into cow poop.


Oh fuck, that is gross.

BROKENDOLL
07-31-2007, 11:55 AM
Oh fuck, that is gross. :rolleyes Okay, I confess too...Many moons ago, worried I was lost, my parents soon found me kickin' back comfortably in the dog's house with my fisher price tv, munchin' on his bisquits and watchin' "Row,row,row your boat..." (Over n' over again...) Wait...That wasn't meant to be gross...Go back to the doghouse and learn how to post correctly!

BROKENDOLL
07-31-2007, 12:00 PM
Do you have small drawers ? Small drawers? As in EMO like?:sorry

i_like_cake530
07-31-2007, 02:41 PM
jesus christ

COACHELLA BOARD

REDEEM THYSELF

you should have been smarter than to think this would actually work...

FAIL

ThomThom
07-31-2007, 08:39 PM
Has anybody seen that show "The Singing Bee"? I can't believe shit like this exists...My God