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JOE X
07-13-2007, 05:11 AM
THOSE SCREENS EITHER SIDE OF THE MAIN STAGE WERE NO SUBSTITUTE FOR THE BIG ONES LAST YEAR. THE TACOS HAD MEAT SUBSTITUTE IN THEM AND HEINEKEN IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR REAL BEER. ALL THE SAME WE HAD A GREAT TIME. ANYONE SPOT ANY OTHER SUBSTITUTES?
!!!!!LILLIE ALLEN!!!!!

clarky123
07-13-2007, 06:37 AM
Well, at one point I thought the whole thing was a fake rock festival then I suddenly realised a lot of people were taking the whole thing really seriously.....including the boy band Rage Against The Machine and Willie Nelson and the Family Hillbilly.

RotationSlimWang
07-13-2007, 06:49 AM
Do you guys complain on the Glastonbury boards too? Your headliners were what--Arctic Monkeys, The Killers? And you're accusing our shitty rap/rock revival of being a boy band?

Honestly, what's your business here? Just getting attention or what?

And whoever told you that Coachella is a "rock" festival was lying.

clarky123
07-13-2007, 06:58 AM
As I was saying...lighten up son!:winkiss

RotationSlimWang
07-13-2007, 07:05 AM
I'm not taking offense, I just don't understand what the fuck you're supposed to be getting at. I mean, shouldn't you be all droll and shit, dry British wit? Instead you just keep saying things that I guess are jokes, but if it's that hard to tell, sorry, but the problem isn't on my end. There are plenty of good jokes to make about Coachella, but these ain't any of them.

clarky123
07-13-2007, 07:26 AM
You know you dont have to jump on every thread. Do you have to contribute to everything even if you have very little or nothing to say? I recon you are merely an attention seeker? I've yet to see you say anything is isnt either downright stupid or simply abusive - but unfortunately none of its funny.

RotationSlimWang
07-13-2007, 07:41 AM
For people who invented the language, you can't write English worth half a queen's shit.

clarky123
07-13-2007, 07:46 AM
Thanks. Your contributions kinda lose impact if you cant write a paragraph without using an expletive at least 16 times....ive seen better and wittier. Have you considered getting a day-job you stupid fuck?

RotationSlimWang
07-13-2007, 07:55 AM
Day job is also not a hyphenate. I'm on the dole, to use the parlance of your ilk. And profanity has nothing to do with grammar--plenty of educated people have proper respect for filth.

clarky123
07-13-2007, 07:58 AM
Bravo, sir. Very slick, very slick indeed. Spot the deliberate mistakes.

PassiveTheory
07-13-2007, 07:59 AM
Yes, because naturally he used a singular explicative sixteen times. Sixteen times JUST to get the point across. That point being?... Well I have no idea since you aren't even answering the question. I don't suppose you've ever thought that maybe, just maybe, rather than fruitlessly focusing on one meaningless point and exasperating it beyond reason, all the while completely and utterly ignoring the entire point (which STILL hasn't been established), you could provide some insight as to what in the world you're babbling on about, because, as far as I can tell, you came in here hoping that the first person who read your initial post would share the EXACT mindset that you have, and when it became clearly obvious that that wasn't the case, you began back-pedaling like an idiot just to save some face.

Alchemy
07-13-2007, 08:03 AM
Passive +5

PassiveTheory
07-13-2007, 08:09 AM
I've needed some karma points lately, heh.

JOE X
07-14-2007, 04:38 AM
THIS BOARD'S JUST A PLACE FOR BORING MOANING ARSEHOLES. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT WORLD, AND DON'T BE LATE>:rolleyes

hangthedj112
07-14-2007, 10:59 AM
I though Lily Allen was wildly popular over there?

People normally aren't asshole unless you post utterly retarded things, like this thread, or happen to be Kroqken.

PassiveTheory
07-14-2007, 11:13 AM
hangthedj +5

leo01g
07-14-2007, 03:45 PM
THOSE SCREENS EITHER SIDE OF THE MAIN STAGE WERE NO SUBSTITUTE FOR THE BIG ONES LAST YEAR. THE TACOS HAD MEAT SUBSTITUTE IN THEM AND HEINEKEN IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR REAL BEER. ALL THE SAME WE HAD A GREAT TIME. ANYONE SPOT ANY OTHER SUBSTITUTES?
!!!!!LILLIE ALLEN!!!!!

If there aint Corona, then bring the Heineken. 1.Corona, 2.Heineken, 3. there is no number 3.

menikmati
07-14-2007, 06:00 PM
i like the 05/06 stage better than 07's, but oh well...it's just steel, wood, cloth, vinyl, plastic, and a bunch of wires...who cares.

faxman75
07-14-2007, 08:59 PM
I just wanted to chime in that i'm american and I got the humor of the first two posts. Cheers to you guys across the pond. I apologize for the american self hate that goes on here. :)

captncrzy
07-15-2007, 06:52 AM
If there aint Corona, then bring the Heineken. 1.Corona, 2.Heineken, 3. there is no number 3.

Oh, no no no no no no no no.

We need to have a conversation about good beer.

feelthegrease
08-14-2007, 02:35 PM
i love how that dude tried referencing how the english dude is english as though it reinforced the fact that he was wrong....as if because he was english or something.

ah, ignorance. youre the moron, my friend.

Wheres the beef?
08-14-2007, 09:47 PM
Uhm can anyone say Soju?

dontfeedthebird
08-14-2007, 10:01 PM
It was too hot to drink anyway.

Wheres the beef?
08-15-2007, 06:00 PM
It was too hot to drink anyway.

Too hot too drink? I dont think I have ever heard Too ____ to drink.

Deviate_420
08-15-2007, 10:26 PM
Do you guys complain on the Glastonbury boards too? Your headliners were what--Arctic Monkeys, The Killers? And you're accusing our shitty rap/rock revival of being a boy band?

Honestly, what's your business here? Just getting attention or what?

And whoever told you that Coachella is a "rock" festival was lying.

Did Randy just defend RATM?

RotationSlimWang
08-15-2007, 10:28 PM
Did Randy just defend RATM?

Only in that they're not a boy band. That doesn't mean they don't suck cock in other respects.

devon
10-10-2007, 05:18 PM
I thought the little screens sucked too. Bring back the big ones!

gaypalmsprings
10-10-2007, 05:20 PM
If you use the big screens, DO NOT do close-ups of British rock stars' teeth.

Amneeziac
10-13-2007, 05:07 PM
I don't feel like reading all this UK/US confrontation bullshit. Coachella is a "music and arts" festival. RATM is technically a band composed of males, thanks for stating the obvious.

Fake rock festival, what the fuck? Aren't the French supposed to be the bastards?

sonofhal
10-14-2007, 01:26 AM
If you use the big screens, DO NOT do close-ups of British rock stars' teeth.

It's all that tea we drink.

Wheres the beef?
10-14-2007, 08:29 PM
Or the complete ban on imports of toothcare related products and knowledge.

MeowMixer
11-30-2007, 03:38 PM
http://www.foogle.biz/super_ bugs_mrsa/bad-teeth.jpg

I CAN't GET MY FRICKIN NASTy PICTURE TO WORK!

COTTENmafia
11-30-2007, 08:18 PM
This thread is a spelling disaster. I want to kill myself. You cheeky brits are gonna give me nightmares. ;)

And RSW is right, we all fun-loving haters here but Coachella is like our chubby girlfriend. We know shes not perfect, but if some douche opens their big dumb mouth about her, theyre pretty likely to get their teeth knocked down their throat.
cheers