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faxman75
07-03-2007, 02:58 PM
Hopefully this will help things along as far as all the different threads about why the lineup sucks next year. So, if you think it sucks go ahead and use this thread as your toilet.


Thanks,

The management.

crazzz2007
07-03-2007, 03:13 PM
it totally sucks. there are no bands scheduled. how can you have a freakin music festival without any bands? come on GV, get your act together.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
07-03-2007, 03:17 PM
Seriously it almost 9 months until next Coachella and NOTHING has been announced...are they waiting until the last minute? Sheesh....

Wheres the beef?
07-03-2007, 04:30 PM
Also, these set times suck!!! WTF!!!!

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 04:48 PM
Where's the goddamn contests?

Boourns
07-03-2007, 04:50 PM
OMG! Those fucking Portishead fans ruined everything!

Alchemy
07-03-2007, 05:07 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/ur-noze-i-haz-it.jpg

captncrzy
07-03-2007, 07:40 PM
What's everybody's problem with the fucking lineup? Haven't you heard that Radiohead, David Bowie, NIN, The White Stripes, and the Smiths are playing?

Alchemy
07-03-2007, 07:43 PM
What's everybody's problem with the fucking lineup? Haven't you heard that Radiohead, David Bowie, NIN, The White Stripes, and the Smiths are playing?

But still no REM! I hate you Goldenvoice! You do nothing for us!

betao
07-03-2007, 09:12 PM
No BoC either.

sorry GV, but you lose.

garrett222
07-03-2007, 09:20 PM
I think they should shake things up next year, and add a huge old school joke band...

Nominees:

Color me badd
TLC (2 of 3 members)
Verve Pipe
SWV
Nelson

It's be fun. If nothing else, get Weird Al

leo01g
07-03-2007, 09:38 PM
What's everybody's problem with the fucking lineup? Haven't you heard that Radiohead, David Bowie, NIN, The White Stripes, and the Smiths are playing?

this isnt even funny. We all know atleast half of those bands wont be playing next year.

Boourns
07-03-2007, 10:52 PM
Thank God the weekend was saved by the most legendary performance in history by Insane Clown Posse. So powerful that all the riots over $5 water subsided. Not a dry eye in the fields, I tell you what.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
07-04-2007, 05:48 AM
Thank God the weekend was saved by the most legendary performance in history by Insane Clown Posse. So powerful that all the riots over $5 water subsided. Not a dry eye in the fields, I tell you what.

Word man...word...

rkawar
07-04-2007, 09:19 AM
what th fuck daft punk isnt playing for 72 hours?!

FESTIVAL IS L A M E

suprefan
07-04-2007, 09:24 AM
oh noes!!! Air gets to play AGAIN?? That means Paris is gonna be watching from the stage. And where the hell is my orbital reunion? I thought that was a lock. And no Spice Girls?!?! psssssssssssh glad I didnt buy pre sale.

ficklecycle
07-04-2007, 10:22 AM
Who the fuck is Radiohead and why are they playing?

MissEavis
07-18-2007, 06:43 PM
there is no offical lineup!! and I'm really not to sure about this nasty Micheal Jackson rumor!

MissEavis
07-18-2007, 06:44 PM
Who the fuck is Radiohead and why are they playing?

What hole in the ground are you from? Who's Radiohead? Crazy!!!

Somewhat Damaged
07-19-2007, 10:53 AM
So I guess sarcasm eludes you?

ficklecycle
07-19-2007, 10:55 AM
So I guess sarcasm eludes you?

It's okay. Just let her gloat until it hits her.

i_like_cake530
07-19-2007, 11:44 PM
there is no offical lineup!! and I'm really not to sure about this nasty Micheal Jackson rumor!

What hole in the ground are you from? Who's Radiohead? Crazy!!!

You need to meet PineapplePete, you guys will be best friends.



EDIT: just kiddin Pete, i know you aren't that stupid.

sweet3400
07-20-2007, 01:26 PM
Radiohead, David Bowie, NIN, The White Stripes, and the Smiths are playing?
is this true or a wet dream? ;o)

kamikaze
07-20-2007, 02:14 PM
Bah.

Boourns
07-20-2007, 06:05 PM
The new one-stage setup was so much better. NO CONFLICTS! So I could camp out all day for ICP and the Creed reunion.

Deviate_420
07-20-2007, 06:36 PM
The new one-stage setup was so much better. NO CONFLICTS! So I could camp out all day for ICP and the Creed reunion.

I cant wait to get all hyphy to 2 live crew. GET HYPHY, *****!!!

finchy
07-21-2007, 10:54 PM
the smiths will never re unite so you can dream on!

faxman75
07-22-2007, 08:57 PM
Fucking Bjork AGAIN?

I'm not even goin' then.

algunz
07-22-2007, 10:39 PM
I'm gonna go hunt wolves in the Alaskan wilderness instead.

BigBoy!
07-23-2007, 10:33 AM
This thread's already getting stale. Who wants to start the official 2009 line-up sucks thread?

amdux
08-01-2007, 12:15 PM
the hot rumor is that, Why We Cry, a band that hasn't even been formed yet, is going to headline thursday, the first day of the new four day schedule for Coachella......but the flying car parking lot won't be ready in time for the 2009 festival, but should make things easier in 2010....

merznerve
08-05-2007, 02:28 AM
i live in miami and its even too fuking hot for me at coachella. get some ac in the sahara,mojave,& gobi already!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-06-2007, 09:21 AM
i live in miami and its even too fuking hot for me at coachella. get some ac in the sahara,mojave,& gobi already!

The lead singer of Mars Volta asked for that back in 2002, ask a joke but..still hasn't materialized but we should keep asking or at least design the tents to not be so damn hot...

ayates
10-21-2007, 09:09 PM
Suck it up and stay hydrated puss.

keep2thestreets
10-21-2007, 09:17 PM
Yo gabba gabba (live) i hope i pray

rage patton
10-21-2007, 09:18 PM
Yo gabba gabba (live) i hope i pray

Hell yes please! Genious!

sfmm4life
11-27-2007, 04:46 PM
Yo gabba gabba (live) i hope i pray

that seriously made my day.
thank you.

jenniferrrae
11-28-2007, 02:29 AM
Suck it up and stay hydrated puss.

haha WORD


i knew i should've gone for the presale, with wiggles headlining sunday it is going to sell out gauranteed. pssh

pip3r
11-28-2007, 05:39 PM
bowie is not playing. he's confirmed that on his official site.

bmoon99
11-29-2007, 07:50 AM
This is what I'm hearing from the industry:

Supergrass
Tears for Fears
Violent Femmes
Talking Heads
Temple of the Dog
The Verve
Birdy Nam Nam

Also notable:

Stone Roses
Spoon
M.I.A.
Oasis
Louis XIV
Ben Harper
The Bravery
Jamiroquai
White Stripes

mejia
12-03-2007, 10:57 AM
doesnt the lineup come around in january? only one more month people

ADrunkPoet
12-03-2007, 11:17 AM
http://www2.irna.ir/occasion/turismo-en-iran/descubra-Iran/La-mujer-irani/Fotos/Policias-patrullando.jpg

Pew Pew

psycobetabuckdown
12-03-2007, 02:54 PM
http://www2.irna.ir/occasion/turismo-en-iran/descubra-Iran/La-mujer-irani/Fotos/Policias-patrullando.jpg

Pew Pew

Awesome/scary

clarky123
12-03-2007, 04:06 PM
This is what I'm hearing from the industry:

Supergrass
Tears for Fears
Violent Femmes
Talking Heads
Temple of the Dog
The Verve
Birdy Nam Nam

Also notable:

Stone Roses
Spoon
M.I.A.
Oasis
Louis XIV
Ben Harper
The Bravery
Jamiroquai
White Stripes

Thats all over the shop! But not noted.

depechemodekraftwerk
12-04-2007, 08:37 AM
i HAVENT HAD TIME TO CHECK THE LINE-UP YET....

BUT IT SUCKS CAUSE I WASNT THE FIRST TO SAY IT SUCKED..AND AM NOT GOING THIS YEAR.

THAT IS TIL NEXT YEAR I SAY I WENT AND THE LINE-UP STILL SUCKS

OK WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT??

swooshballa
12-04-2007, 09:09 AM
Is there any possibility of Daft Punk being at Coachella again? I wanna see them soooo bad!

Voltron17
12-04-2007, 11:55 AM
Autolux is confirmed. Got an email today listing a Coachella slot (no day/time confirmed yet though).

Botrocker
12-04-2007, 03:11 PM
nice^^. although I have seen them twice in the last 6 months.

mvanwinkle
12-04-2007, 03:12 PM
Is there any possibility of Daft Punk being at Coachella again? I wanna see them soooo bad!

Not to be negative nancy but I think your time/ chance is up for a while. at least in the us.

Cancersticks1
12-09-2007, 04:15 PM
Whenever someone puts "BoC" down, it takes me a second to realize they're not actually referring to Blue Oyster Cult.

PC-2 Violence
12-09-2007, 07:53 PM
This is what I'm hearing from the industry:

Supergrass
Tears for Fears
Violent Femmes
Talking Heads
Temple of the Dog
The Verve
Birdy Nam Nam

Also notable:

Stone Roses
Spoon
M.I.A.
Oasis
Louis XIV
Ben Harper
The Bravery
Jamiroquai
White Stripes

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c46/NoAh2323/homo.jpg

rage patton
12-09-2007, 09:08 PM
Whenever someone puts "BoC" down, it takes me a second to realize they're not actually referring to Blue Oyster Cult.

That is exactly what I thought earlier this year when I joined this board... its a completely different world here.
Welcome.

Voltron17
12-11-2007, 10:24 PM
nice^^. although I have seen them twice in the last 6 months.

Most recently, I saw them at the Wiltern opening for Blonde Redhead. Bought tix to see them at the El Rey in 2/08.

thepoetblue
12-12-2007, 06:36 AM
mmm, coachella board, i love you

lmao at posty post from poster above

no, not you, the funny one

:P

gaypalmsprings
12-12-2007, 06:40 AM
http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/realitysucks_big.jpg

RBNikki
12-16-2007, 05:04 PM
Did someone say Michael McDonald?! Im SO there! :winkiss

airguitarvet
12-17-2007, 12:35 AM
mia> anyone else

zebrahum
12-17-2007, 02:46 PM
Did someone say Michael McDonald?! Im SO there! :winkiss

WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES!!!!

I can't wait.

Cancersticks1
12-17-2007, 04:59 PM
WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES!!!!

I can't wait.

If they added a Yacht Rock tent I'd have a difficult time tearing myself away from it.

foto_synthesis
12-17-2007, 05:50 PM
i live in miami and its even too fuking hot for me at coachella. get some ac in the sahara,mojave,& gobi already!

I second that! I also could have done without the sandstorm we had in the campground that one night. :nono

NoGwenPlease
12-18-2007, 09:52 AM
So wait... boards of canada cancelled or not?

I don't see them on the list...

FireOfDecember
12-29-2007, 11:48 PM
Yeah, I heard they arent even getting Zeppelin.

nbvwes
01-08-2008, 05:57 AM
Floater!!!

Dir en Grey!!!

Veruca Salt!!!

Dredg!!!

Aphex Twin!!!

Poe!!!

vegaskristy
01-08-2008, 07:23 AM
he he. :)

12.02 Status Quo
12.19 Style Council
12.44 Boomtown Rats
13.00 Adam Ant
13.06 INXS
13.16 Ultravox
13.34 Loudness
13.47 Spandau Ballet
13.51 Bernard Watson
14.02 Joan Baez
14.07 Elvis Costello
14.10 The Hooters
14.15 Opus
14.22 Nik Kershaw
14.32 The Four Tops
14.38 B.B. King
14.45 Billy Ocean
14.52 Black Sabbath
14.55 Sade
15.12 Run DMC
15.18 Sting
15.27 Rick Springfield
15.35 Phil Collins
15.45 REO Speedwagon
15.50 Howard Jones
15.58 Autograph
16.03 Bryan Ferry
16.15 Crosby, Still & Nash
16.24 Udo Lindenberg
16.26 Judas Priest
16.38 Paul Young - Alison Moyet
17.02 Bryan Adams
17.20 U2
17.40 The Beach Boys
18.00 Dire Straits & Sting
18.26 George Thorogood & the Destroyers / Bo Diddley / Albert Collins
18.44 Queen
19.03 David Bowie / Mick Jagger
19.07 Simple Minds
19.22 David Bowie
19.41 The Pretenders
20.00 The Who
20.20 Santana / Pat Metheny
20.50 Elton John
20.57 Ashford & Simpson / Teddy Pendergrass
21.05 Elton John / Kiki Dee / Wham!
21.30 Madonna
21.48 Freddie Mercury / Brian May
21.51 Paul McCartney
21.54 McCartney / Bowie / Pete Townshend / Alison Moyet / Bob Geldof
22.14 Tom Petty
22.30 Kenny Loggins
22.49 The Cars
23.07 Neil Young
23.43 The Power Station
00.21 The Thompson Twins
00.39 Eric Clapton
01.04 Phil Collins
01.13 Robert Plant /Jimmy Page / John Paul Jones
01.47 Duran Duran
02.15 Patti LaBelle
02.50 Hall & Oates / Eddie Kendricks / David Ruffin
03.15 Mick Jagger
03.28 Mick Jagger / Tina Turner
03.39 Bob Dylan / Keith Richards / Ron Wood

letitbe_
01-08-2008, 07:55 PM
Seconding Weird Al

trancehiphop
01-08-2008, 09:46 PM
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/partyhardy04/833jioy.jpg


thank me later...

luckyface
01-08-2008, 09:47 PM
thank me later...

For what? Reposting a fake poster that was created half a year ago? And was posted 3 other times in the past 24 hours?

Sushov23
01-08-2008, 09:48 PM
TRANCE HIPHOP you are a fucking CUNT, in the worst way.

noisemachine
01-08-2008, 10:30 PM
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/partyhardy04/833jioy.jpg


thank me later...

Thats awesome. Thank you for being able to type in "coachella 2008" in google image search. I bet you're the first person here to post that.

rage patton
01-08-2008, 11:57 PM
I think I like the other new fake poster better.

trancehiphop
01-09-2008, 11:25 PM
LOL let me know when you people get off your rags, then I will retort.

microlovebeat
01-09-2008, 11:39 PM
i still like the blue fake line up more vs. the pink-ish one. i could definitely live with either though.

Proadict
01-09-2008, 11:40 PM
yeah fall out boy is headlining 2009!

rage patton
01-10-2008, 12:16 AM
yeah fall out boy is headlining 2009!

I knew it!!! (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4254)

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-10-2008, 06:39 AM
I think I like the other new fake poster better.

same here...

Fashion[x]bomb
01-11-2008, 03:23 AM
God....I keep seeing that damned poster everywhere.....so it's fake?
I can't wait until January 21/22 to see who's gonna be there!


I'm so excited. :]

Cpt. Funkaho
01-11-2008, 03:32 AM
bomb;396530']God....I keep seeing that damned poster everywhere.....so it's fake?
I can't wait until January 21/22 to see who's gonna be there!


I'm so excited. :]

Yeah, it's fake. There are actually quite a few variants of it in the "wild", because the guy who made it posts here regularly and he posted a blank poster template along with the fake poster. I'm particularly fond of the "Brochella" variant.

The actual poster WILL NOT be leaked, although individual acts may. Don't believe any poster you don't see on the main page at coachella.com.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-11-2008, 05:02 AM
Although I do wish some on these fake posters were true....::::sigh:::: no Radiohead @ Coach in 08.....

brando4n82
01-12-2008, 07:34 AM
There are actually quite a few variants of it in the "wild",

that made me chuckle

SFTekbear
01-12-2008, 10:06 PM
I hear this artist is going to headline the Gobe tent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA

woogie846
01-12-2008, 10:24 PM
I hear this artist is going to headline the Gobe tent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA

...wow.

jjbaldwi
01-19-2008, 08:37 PM
C'mon... we need something big.
Outkast
Radiohead
Strokes
Common
Kanye
TV on the Radio
Black Star
Blah, blah, blah
Can't wait til Monday

ao3333
01-19-2008, 08:48 PM
I hear this artist is going to headline the Gobe tent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA

I thought I was gonna get Rick Rolled... whatever just happened was worse... RICK ASTLEY vs. JUSTICE for SAHARA 2008!

devon
01-19-2008, 09:09 PM
Does anybody know for sure if the LA radio station (Kroq??) is reading off the lineup again on Monday? I keep seeing "I can't wait till the 21st" all over this forum.. Guess I'm just too excited, even took the day off work.

orbit
01-19-2008, 09:18 PM
Kroq said they will be announcing it on tuesday morning, but we hope to get some leaks on morning when Paul Tollett is supposedly announcing the lineup from Mexico city.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-20-2008, 04:12 PM
I think maybe the lineup sucks. But probably will be totally sick.

heyimazombie
01-20-2008, 04:51 PM
what's the radio station in mexico that's announcing it again?

sweetsick
01-20-2008, 05:01 PM
I thought I was gonna get Rick Rolled... whatever just happened was worse... RICK ASTLEY vs. JUSTICE for SAHARA 2008!

Haha - yes!

boarderwoozel3
01-20-2008, 05:27 PM
I think maybe the lineup sucks. But probably will be totally sick.

WHAT HAPPENZ IF SOMEONE MAKES A SHITTY LINEUP???

microlovebeat
01-20-2008, 05:29 PM
WHAT HAPPENZ IF SOMEONE MAKES A SHITTY LINEUP???

nobody goes

sbessiso
01-20-2008, 05:29 PM
then you will get stabbed by bleeding aidz needle

gratytrainridesagain
01-20-2008, 08:29 PM
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/partyhardy04/833jioy.jpg


thank me later...

Your name says enough leave

rage patton
01-20-2008, 10:34 PM
Dani said this poster was actualy used as inspiration for the new colours.

Props to amnesiac. He is probably feeling like a million dollars right now.

breakjaw
01-20-2008, 10:37 PM
Yes this poster was the best of all the fake posters I've seen to date.Beautiful work and believable lineup.

microcuts
01-20-2008, 10:45 PM
Not to mention dots in between band names, where so many other fakes leave out such details.

garrett222
01-20-2008, 10:50 PM
maybe its real

goodgrl
01-20-2008, 10:53 PM
Dani said this poster was actualy used as inspiration for the new colours.

Props to amnesiac. He is probably feeling like a million dollars right now.

I actually thought of this poster once I saw the new colors.

hypervera
01-20-2008, 10:55 PM
portishead will play on saturday not on sunday

paulb
01-20-2008, 11:30 PM
I like the blue...but i perfer the colours of the fake poster with No Doubt headlining.

MarkO
01-20-2008, 11:39 PM
If they added a Yacht Rock tent I'd have a difficult time tearing myself away from it.

Christopher Cross is stronly rumored to be sponsoring the Yacht Rock tent (sponsored by Chris Craft)

theburiedlife
01-21-2008, 03:23 PM
Backsliding from 2007 lineup...

worldinmyeyes
01-21-2008, 03:26 PM
it sucks that this thread is up...but what sucks even more is that actual 2008 lineup. I've attended coachella for the last 5 years and will not be attending this year. goldenvoice...you've really let me down.

Ey3con
01-21-2008, 03:29 PM
Such a let down.

SFTekbear
01-21-2008, 03:31 PM
Words fail me to describe how disappointed I am. Let's see how the lineup changes as ticket sales fall below their expectations.

boarderwoozel3
01-21-2008, 03:33 PM
Words fail me to describe how disappointed I am. Let's see how the lineup changes as ticket sales fall below their expectations.

Bingo. Lets hope.

bludevil007
01-21-2008, 03:34 PM
DAMNIT, im becoming one of those people. "those people" being the same people who every year say that the lineup sucks. But for the love of everything sacred in this world, where the fuck are the headliners?????????

ROGER WATERS?

JACK FUCKING JOHNSON?????

the middle of the lineup is ok - i really only want to see hot chip, rogue wave, mgmt, the annuals (if that's right)

crap, i literally had something i wanted to watch every hour of every day last year.

well, im going anyways, but i hope something happens and there are other acts not on this list. maybe i'll discover something i really like, but this is seriously disappointing - and the worst part is that you know bonarroo will have a better lineup.

johnnypolite
01-21-2008, 03:35 PM
Well at least I don't have to worry about this thing selling out. ;)

Hearing that Jack Johnson was headlining Friday was the biggest kick in the nuts ever.

nil_by_mouth
01-21-2008, 03:36 PM
What a joke...really, it's pathetic. I am gutted.

drugks Gillespie
01-21-2008, 03:38 PM
this festival is missing radiohead. coachella is losing it's edge.

evilmushroompie
01-21-2008, 03:40 PM
Fuck yeah for bad headliners, more room in other tents!

Natelevmofuggaz
01-21-2008, 03:45 PM
Disappointment, thy name is Coachella.

MrSheen
01-21-2008, 03:49 PM
Even though I only really watched Rage out of last years headliners, it's the headline bands that set the festivals stall out. i saw the poster for this years and the names just don't jump out as headliners. jack johnson should be on the main stage in the afternoon not headlining. Portishead, again would be good early evening, and Roger Waters, well...not really a floyd fan so got no opinion about him, but it doesn't sound like a great way to close the festival!

ho hum...lets hope the bands in the tents do us proud this year!!

CHIPSnDIP
01-21-2008, 03:56 PM
BOYCOTT COACHELLA AND LET'S ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP TOGETHER!

TOGETHERRR
01-21-2008, 03:57 PM
andrea id like to sit next to you when we all watch 2 girls 1
cup together well hold hands