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i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:09 AM
Hey, what are all of your plans for this 4th O' July? I'm going to my friend's annual barbecue....mmmmm....barbecue, its gonna be delicious. Then we'll probably go see some fireworks, with full bellies.


It's Gonna be Great Day!

tessalasset
07-03-2007, 12:10 AM
fuck you

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2007, 12:11 AM
Oh, you're going to regret this...

bmack86
07-03-2007, 12:12 AM
Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' lame of you.

I'm gonna work, by the way.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:14 AM
I'm sorry if I offended those who like to spend their days huddled up by the computer...if it helps, i gracefully withdraw my thread.

luckyface
07-03-2007, 12:15 AM
I'm sorry if I offended those who like to spend their days huddled up by the computer...if it helps, i gracefully withdraw my thread.

How about you take down that first picture? Fucking christ.

bmack86
07-03-2007, 12:17 AM
We've seen Goatse. That gaping asshole of doom needn't show up ever again.

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2007, 12:17 AM
also, seriously--goatse is so 7 years ago.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:18 AM
Yeah, that picture has worn out its welcome.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:18 AM
what the fuck
i had no fucking idea i put that picture up

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:19 AM
i swear to god....i thought i put a picture of barbecue up

bmack86
07-03-2007, 12:19 AM
ahahaha. Goatse strikes again. Now it's just funny.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:20 AM
Thats so wierd, i was wondering why everyone was mad at me...well let me fix those picture really quick

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:20 AM
Goatse is not funny.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:21 AM
What is funny is that Goatse was mixed up with a picture of a barbeque. I guess they are similar. Somehow.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:22 AM
Goatse is not funny.

I didn't put fucking Goatse, i have no idea why that was there, thus my confusion when people kept saying fuck you.

bmack86
07-03-2007, 12:22 AM
He's a sneaky asshole like that.

...Get it? Asshole?

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:23 AM
hah, clever pun.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:23 AM
Ba-dum-cha.

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2007, 12:24 AM
You're claiming you didn't notice the big gaping inverted asshole you were scrolling past on your way to see people responding "fuck you?"

miscorrections
07-03-2007, 12:25 AM
fourth of july is going to suck. my roommate and i were going to arrange a small get-together for lunch and a pool party and then go see fireworks but her parents are making her go back home and i don't have the heart to do it without her. also it would take way too much effort to make all that food by myself, so bleh.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:26 AM
Watch LOTR to make yourself feel better.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:27 AM
You're claiming you didn't notice the big gaping inverted asshole you were scrolling past on your way to see people responding "fuck you?"

yes, when i scrolled down for like the first four times, it was the barbecue picture. so when the guy said, "take that first picture off" i looked back up, and it was....well....Goatse.

luckyface
07-03-2007, 12:27 AM
You probably just pulled from a site that doesn't allow hotlinking and they fuck you over by converting it to the skankest pictures possible.

That has happened to me a couple of times and it didn't show up on my computer til later. I figured that happened to you.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:28 AM
It could have been Tubgirl I guess.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:28 AM
Ya, probably, i see no other explanation, cause i sure as hell didn't type in "Goatse"

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:28 AM
Or the picture a friend changed my desktop to: a man fingering a dog. Yes, my friends: beastiality. The one and only.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:29 AM
It could have been Tubgirl I guess.

thats fucking gross. Maybe not quite as bad as Goatse though...

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:31 AM
Nothing compares to coming home from a concert to find a picture of a naked man fingering a dog on my desktop. After that I installed a password on my computer.

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2007, 12:32 AM
In all fairness, at a high rate of speed goatse could look like a bbq.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:32 AM
Nothing compares to coming home from a concert to find a picture of a naked man fingering a dog on my desktop. After that I installed a password on my computer.


hahaha...

miscorrections
07-03-2007, 12:35 AM
Watch LOTR to make yourself feel better.

i'm electronically deficient.

fuck you, america. your independence is giving me a crappy day.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:35 AM
In all fairness, at a high rate of speed goatse could look like a bbq.

Except it actually was the bbq picture, it was some sort of wierd glitch or something.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:38 AM
i'm electronically deficient.

fuck you, america. your independence is giving me a crappy day.

You could always listen to Screamadelica and dance.

luckyface
07-03-2007, 12:44 AM
Not that I want a picture or anything, but what is tubgirl? Maybe just a brief description would be helpful.

i_like_cake530
07-03-2007, 12:45 AM
its picture or nothing

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:46 AM
A girl, in a tub, spewing liquid shit out of her ass. It's like lemonparty.com. Your friend sends you it saying it is something else and you get a new friend.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:46 AM
Don't do the picture.

bmack86
07-03-2007, 12:49 AM
I hate that those pictures exist

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:53 AM
Me too Bryan, me too. There will be no pictures of the sort at our El Rey party.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:54 AM
Wait. Unless Tubgirl is shooting cocaine out of her ass.

Caitlin
07-03-2007, 12:55 AM
Sit at home. Wee.

Just because I don't feel like doing anything and I'm not drinking for two months, so its best to stay away from temptation. :)

bmack86
07-03-2007, 12:56 AM
Wait. Unless Tubgirl is shooting cocaine out of her ass.

That'd be damn impressive. She could shoot it out of her ass, into goatse's, just like that scat.avi shit.

bballarl
07-03-2007, 12:57 AM
Dude. Let's get a Tubgirl fountain that shoots cocaine. And the fountain is made of cocaine with gold leaf.

jackstraw94086
07-03-2007, 12:58 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/tvarchbold/goatse_tubgirl04.jpg

luckyface
07-03-2007, 01:16 AM
Oh shit, I think I have seen that tubgirl. I blocked that shit out of my head years ago.

theburiedlife
07-03-2007, 01:22 AM
I'm sneaking into the four seasons and staying watching the fireworks at the pool.

xxxxxxxxxx
07-03-2007, 01:33 AM
i'm probably gonna hang out at the beach in santa cruz and drink.

sydaud
07-03-2007, 03:37 AM
SPOON is playing a free show in Detroit and I will so be there :)

Happy day off!

Ill_Eagle
07-03-2007, 03:41 AM
I'm working.

Good Days Last
07-03-2007, 03:53 AM
Going to Zion And hike a bit in the morning and then it's off to work at night.

CuervoPH
07-03-2007, 04:51 AM
I'm working also. Oh well. Will make up for it with Hilton Head later this month and Paid Dues Festival on the 27th. Paid Dues Festival is guaranteed to be goatse free, thank God.

marooko
07-03-2007, 07:42 AM
Sit at home. Wee.

Just because I don't feel like doing anything and I'm not drinking for two months, so its best to stay away from temptation. :)

thats sad. i have many friends who dont go to parties anymore cause they dont wanna do "E". just dont do it man.

thinnerair
07-03-2007, 08:01 AM
im going to rye playland.

captncrzy
07-03-2007, 08:01 AM
Nothing compares to coming home from a concert to find a picture of a naked man fingering a dog on my desktop. After that I installed a password on my computer.

Thanks for my new sig!

bug on your lip
07-03-2007, 08:01 AM
im going to rye playland.


....and nothing else matters

thinnerair
07-03-2007, 08:03 AM
....and nothing else matters

did you ever know that youre my hero?

bug on your lip
07-03-2007, 08:05 AM
it's spelled gyro racist

thinnerair
07-03-2007, 08:08 AM
whateva. i do what i want.

bug on your lip
07-03-2007, 08:09 AM
Nazi's did whatever they wanted & look where it got them

tessalasset
07-03-2007, 10:02 AM
Awww cake sorry for the fury. My fuck you is revoked.

Back on topic - I'm probably going to see my grandpa for the last time ever, then go to the gym, go to el matador state beach, maybe to my coworker's bbq, and then hopefully back to the beach for fireworks over the water. we'll see how much of that i actually fit in.

disgustipated
07-03-2007, 10:21 AM
I am going to hang out at the beach in OB, until the marshmellow fight breaks out.

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 10:28 AM
I'm going to take the kids to the Ratatouille movie in the morning, and at night, we'll try to see free fireworks (somewhere near Brown and Val Vista in Mesa).

bug on your lip
07-03-2007, 10:36 AM
amyzzzz

r u goin to take some recreational drugz before you watch the fireworks ?

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 10:38 AM
Don't have any, bug.

TomAz
07-03-2007, 10:40 AM
go get some at home depot.

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 10:41 AM
I don't want any mescaline for a while.

bug on your lip
07-03-2007, 10:42 AM
u could just make your own

disgustipated
07-03-2007, 10:42 AM
use bananas

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 10:43 AM
I prefer something some chemist has made, thx.

thinnerair
07-03-2007, 10:43 AM
I don't want any mescaline for a while.

you could always huff some gold and silver spraypaint and if your kids look at you like youre fucking nuts, you can just tell them that its for an arts n craft project.

TomAz
07-03-2007, 10:43 AM
(somewhere near Brown and Val Vista in Mesa).

amy do you live in an orange grove?

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 10:43 AM
otl, nando.

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 10:44 AM
amy do you live in an orange grove?
No, that's where the damn church fireworks are.

Tylerdurden31
07-03-2007, 10:45 AM
New Pornographers w/ Midlake @ Battery Park followed by whatever fireworks we can see from there.

bug on your lip
07-03-2007, 10:47 AM
I prefer something some chemist has made, thx.


Come crawling faster
obey your Master
your life burns faster
obey your Master
Master Master

invisiblerobots
07-03-2007, 10:47 AM
http://70.84.248.232/station_files/jockitem__1153775493.jpg

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 10:50 AM
My husband had huffing-paint-man as his avatar on another board for a while. I made him change it. Nasty.

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2007, 10:53 AM
I prefer something some chemist has made, thx.

Speaking of which, your hubby never responded to a PM I sent him about something you'd mentioned in another thread. Handle it, zzz.

bug on your lip
07-03-2007, 10:53 AM
You should change yours to that red-ass baboon in China that smokes

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 11:30 AM
Speaking of which, your hubby never responded to a PM I sent him about something you'd mentioned in another thread. Handle it, zzz.
Oh yeah. I forgot to tell him about that ahead of time, and he was really pissed off. I'm sorry I said anything. He said he found what you're looking for somewhere on the shroomery.org, but he wouldn't give me any more info.

And it does have to be extracted.

Tylerdurden31
07-03-2007, 12:54 PM
New Pornographers w/ Midlake @ Battery Park followed by whatever fireworks we can see from there.

oh and did I mention Neko Case will be there...score 1 for me

Yablonowitz
07-03-2007, 02:40 PM
[QUOTE=amyzzz;243533]we'll try to see free fireworks QUOTE]

Are there places that charge to see a fireworks show? Do they put a big black curtain around it so only paying members can see it?

amyzzz
07-03-2007, 03:08 PM
Yes, there are places that charge to get in a certain area to watch fireworks, but you can always find someplace near that area to watch those fireworks for free. If you pay to get in, they would have have some musical entertainment or rides or carnival food.

Jenniehoo
07-03-2007, 11:40 PM
I'm going to try to be drunk all day tomorrow. I've just now decided that this is my plan. I'm going to get some Sparklers and run around like Dave Attell's Special Olympics torch boy. And I'm going to drink all day.

tessalasset
07-04-2007, 01:45 AM
Why don't you come to the beach with me? El Matador.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2007, 03:42 AM
Oh yeah. I forgot to tell him about that ahead of time, and he was really pissed off. I'm sorry I said anything. He said he found what you're looking for somewhere on the shroomery.org, but he wouldn't give me any more info.

And it does have to be extracted.

What the hell is his problem? I'm not asking him to do anything illegal for Christ's sake.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2007, 03:45 AM
Also, for anyone in the Ventura county area, I recommend headed out to Fillmore and watching the Vietnam-caliber insanity that goes on there. It's the only town in Ventura county with legal fireworks and has a dominantly Mexican population, and it seems like every family in town buys a full flatbed truck's worth of insanely expensive and frequently illegal fireworks. As soon as night falls the entire town turns into the bridge in Apocalypse Now.

J~$$$
07-04-2007, 09:22 AM
Fuck you people. My independence was shit upon. Im sitting at work throwing stuff across the warehouse into a trash can practicing my million dollar shot. Every so often my screen saver pops up with exploding pixels that represent fireworks or bombs in air or some shitty like that. It serves me as a reminder that today Im a sucker and that I should burn this place to the ground.

Happy fourth of July.

disgustipated
07-04-2007, 09:46 AM
http://gothamist.com/images/milton_looks.jpg

CuervoPH
07-04-2007, 10:04 AM
I'm still at work also. This is probably selfish of me, but I smile to myself wehn I look outside and see a slight drizzle falling. But, I'm getting out of here in time to see The Transformers at 3:00.

J~$$$
07-04-2007, 10:10 AM
S52p2AMISFk

Be safe! srsly.

summerkid
07-04-2007, 10:16 AM
Happy Independence Day

W6KPDWNAPBU

canexplain
07-04-2007, 10:26 AM
we are going up to the mountains and gamble i guess .... its a little cooler up there and its always fun to gamble ... dont usually win a lot, but i dont usually loose either ... then back home and bbq a slab of ribs that must be a foot across and three feet long .... ummy .... cr****

J~$$$
07-04-2007, 10:31 AM
Its going to be packed in Central City today ron

canexplain
07-04-2007, 10:33 AM
Its going to be packed in Central City today ron

yea, i know J , we are just going up there for a few hours ... then back to the city and cook , we are going to try and see fireworks, not sure where they have them this year ... did you ever talk to anyone about putting on a timing belt for my mr2? .... wish us luck up in the mnts .... cr****

disgustipated
07-04-2007, 11:03 AM
woooohoooo




the sun is out.




Time for bikinis, beers, and marshmellows.

captncrzy
07-04-2007, 11:05 AM
http://gothamist.com/images/milton_looks.jpg

I have a red swingline on my desk; I put a note on it that threatens death to anyone who takes it.

J~$$$
07-04-2007, 11:28 AM
I would steal it.

captncrzy
07-04-2007, 12:26 PM
And I'd have to kill you...with it. Its pretty heavy; will be handy for beatings.

J~$$$
07-04-2007, 12:40 PM
Here is a re: to an email I received from a friend (Adam) about the movie sicko free on Google telling me to check it out. He also sent the email to his brother in law Bry who is an angry gun crazy cop. This is his response, please enjoy overly dramatic email theater ....


Is our system broke? Yes. Is there room for improvement? Yes. Will I allow the same people that can't effectively run the DMV or drivers' license office? No. Don't get sick on a Friday or over the lunch hour. There will be no government bureaucrats to provide me with health care.

Michael Moore is a idiot. He makes millions off of his films that are full of lies. He is a master of editing and taking statements out of context. He has lied about where he has come from and he is a hypocrite about taxes and capitalism. He sends his kids to private schools and owns stocks in American companies that he chooses to bash. Yes he did own stock in Halliburton that evil company that lefties love to hate. As for this clip. I too wanted to puke after the first few minutes, probably for other reasons though. Why do you have to go to the theater to see the movie? I say place the entire movie online for FREE. It's for the common good isn't it. Or is Mr. Moore in the business of making money from these films. I am for some government regulation of the healthcare system. But I am also for HSA's. We caused a lot of our own problems by going to the doctor for every little cut or scrape. We need to be responsible with healthcare and only seek treatment when it is truly needed. Additionally the 20 + Million Illegal Aliens that have taken over this country are sucking us dry. This has forced the Hospitals to pass the cost on to us.

Praise Hillary or Osama I mean Obama. This country is on a rocket sled to hell. The left is proudly behind the wheel. The country is more concerned with Paris Hilton and American Idol then with combating the Global War on Terror. Yes Adam there are millions of angry Muslims that want to see this country wiped off the face of the earth, and not because of Bush. But because we are free and live in the greatest country ever to grace this planet.

Mr. Moore has recently planned a trip to Iran. Add President I AM IN A JIHAD to his list of friends that include Castro and Chavez.

Have a great 4th. Love, Bry


Edit: Adam only sent a link to the movie in his email.

canexplain
07-04-2007, 04:02 PM
so we are back from gambling .... i lost 12 bucks which in some ways is a win if you go to a casino .... had a good time, not too crowded, except that darn backroad ... there was an accident so we had to "take the long road home" ... now i have to get to work on those ribs ... they have been cooking for about 4 hours now, then slap them on the grill for that toasty taste (half are just normal, and half are covered with sauce and Dave's , yummmy) ... cr****

Caitlin
07-04-2007, 04:48 PM
Sick at home and missing my boyfriend. :(

canexplain
07-04-2007, 04:58 PM
Sick at home and missing my boyfriend. :(

well that sucks caitlin, where is your SO ,,, cr****

canexplain
07-04-2007, 05:09 PM
so here is the wreck that caused me to take the long way .... guess i shouldnt complain because one died, and one went to the hospital .. the car actually turned over and went into clear creek .. i think the dead person drowned .... some .kayakers said they tried to help, but the creek was running too strong and the doors and windows were shut .... cr****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/070704073828_07-04-07-clear-creek.jpg

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/070704045954_07-04-07-clear-creek-a.jpg

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/070704045941_07-04-07-clear-creek-a.jpg

summerkid
07-04-2007, 05:44 PM
Got a little sun burned at the beach trying to figure out what i'm doing tonight might just hang out with the guys.

mountmccabe
07-04-2007, 05:58 PM
I was going to where a friend was house sitting for drinking and swimming but that isn't happening so I'm taking the time instead to cook up some black beans and rice for dinner. And lunches, etc. Then maybe I will read or watch a movie.

It's hot outside.

It has been a nice, relaxing day.

alyssak
07-04-2007, 05:58 PM
My plans involve trying not to let my draw drop while looking at the analytics for my underboob blog after it getting linked on gorillamask.net

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2007, 06:09 PM
Where do you see the future of underboob, Alyssa? Pictorial? Fashion trend? MPAA cheat tactic?

Or, y'know, jerk-off material?
.

Wheres the beef?
07-04-2007, 11:15 PM
Here is a re: to an email I received from a friend (Adam) about the movie sicko free on Google telling me to check it out. He also sent the email to his brother in law Bry who is an angry gun crazy cop. This is his response, please enjoy overly dramatic email theater ....


Is our system broke? Yes. Is there room for improvement? Yes. Will I allow the same people that can't effectively run the DMV or drivers' license office? No. Don't get sick on a Friday or over the lunch hour. There will be no government bureaucrats to provide me with health care.

Michael Moore is a idiot. He makes millions off of his films that are full of lies. He is a master of editing and taking statements out of context. He has lied about where he has come from and he is a hypocrite about taxes and capitalism. He sends his kids to private schools and owns stocks in American companies that he chooses to bash. Yes he did own stock in Halliburton that evil company that lefties love to hate. As for this clip. I too wanted to puke after the first few minutes, probably for other reasons though. Why do you have to go to the theater to see the movie? I say place the entire movie online for FREE. It's for the common good isn't it. Or is Mr. Moore in the business of making money from these films. I am for some government regulation of the healthcare system. But I am also for HSA's. We caused a lot of our own problems by going to the doctor for every little cut or scrape. We need to be responsible with healthcare and only seek treatment when it is truly needed. Additionally the 20 + Million Illegal Aliens that have taken over this country are sucking us dry. This has forced the Hospitals to pass the cost on to us.

Praise Hillary or Osama I mean Obama. This country is on a rocket sled to hell. The left is proudly behind the wheel. The country is more concerned with Paris Hilton and American Idol then with combating the Global War on Terror. Yes Adam there are millions of angry Muslims that want to see this country wiped off the face of the earth, and not because of Bush. But because we are free and live in the greatest country ever to grace this planet.

Mr. Moore has recently planned a trip to Iran. Add President I AM IN A JIHAD to his list of friends that include Castro and Chavez.

Have a great 4th. Love, Bry


Edit: Adam only sent a link to the movie in his email.


I seriously hope that he doesn't really believe that "they hate us because we are free". There are so many things wrong with that, that I would sign a petition to have him checked into an "institute".

fatbastard
07-05-2007, 10:43 AM
I BBQd yesterday. I am so full right now.