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PotVsKtl
06-12-2007, 10:31 PM
http://i14.tinypic.com/4qymvle.jpg

In this thread you will have the opportunity to win the above pair of shoes. These shoes will be shipped at no cost to the victor. There are no rules. There is no time limit. When I have decided that someone has won I will announce that the contest has concluded. I do not know how someone will win. It is possible but unlikely that nobody will win.

These shoes were purchased about 12 years ago at a shop in Austin Texas called Atomic or some shit like that. It was a vintage toy slash fucked up shoes slash punk memorabilia store. They hold a great deal of emotional significance for me. They were also not cheap.

The shoes are custom made John Fluevog silver and gold wingtips with Doc Marten soles. They are an English size 10 although that does not matter because you do not have the balls to wear them. It is extremely likely they are the only surviving pair in the world.

Commence winning.

PineapplePete
06-12-2007, 10:34 PM
I WIN!!!!

PotVsKtl
06-12-2007, 10:36 PM
I failed to mention that PineapplePete is disqualified.

woogie846
06-12-2007, 10:42 PM
http://images.art.com/images/-/Puss-in-Boots---Shrek-2--C10123744.jpeg

...Please?

Hannahrain
06-12-2007, 10:49 PM
http://static.flickr.com/38/118152718_0839063f5a.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/w/C/8/glory23010506.jpg
http://vargen57.unblog.fr/files/2006/08/Olivia%20De%20Haviland.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Trailer/7242/cobra3.jpg




I did not win. I regret nothing.

PineapplePete
06-12-2007, 10:50 PM
.....:(

Racist.

S

jackstraw94086
06-12-2007, 10:52 PM
Whether pot sends them to me or not I am very secure in the knowledge that I will someday soon possess the shoes displayed in that photo.

bmack86
06-12-2007, 10:52 PM
before I even attempt to compete, what is the conversion from English to US Sizes? I would most definitely wear those, but my feet are irregularily small. I'm like Fred Flinstone.

jackstraw94086
06-12-2007, 10:54 PM
before I even attempt to compete, what is the conversion from English to US Sizes? I would most definitely wear those, but my feet are irregularily small. I'm like Fred Flinstone.

10 UK = 10.5 US generally.

However, brits tend to be inconsistent small-scale cobblers

bmack86
06-12-2007, 10:56 PM
well, i officially withdraw from the competition. Way too big for my feet. That's a damn shame, because those shoes are fucking amazing. They aren't for every day, but would be perfect for special occasions. Beauties, I do declare.

PineapplePete
06-12-2007, 11:01 PM
hand me the fuckin shoes or i'll kill you

fatbastard
06-12-2007, 11:02 PM
They look like they might have magical powers.

thelastgreatman
06-12-2007, 11:02 PM
Pot, I assure you that if you send me those shoes, not only will I dance my way into Dani's heart with them, but I will then wedge one each in Pete's and Passive's asses respectively.

Hannahrain
06-12-2007, 11:03 PM
Pineapple Pete, I'm going to slaughter you. Would you folks like rings or wedges?

I say rings.




http://www.displayit-info.com/food/images/garnish/4556.JPG

thefunkylama
06-12-2007, 11:08 PM
Rings, please.

ewiggy
06-12-2007, 11:10 PM
pot - did you wear those shoes at the same time as your armband?

PineapplePete
06-12-2007, 11:15 PM
bake a cake...

http://gothamist.com/images/2005_01_food_pineappleupside.jpg

bassmintpdx
06-12-2007, 11:17 PM
Why not just send them on some exploits like your pants? Shoes that good need to be out goin' places and seein' the sites.

chrislasf
06-12-2007, 11:43 PM
Dare I say, less a few extraordinary douchebags, the board is getting good again.

thelastgreatman
06-12-2007, 11:51 PM
Dare I say, less a few extraordinary douchebags, the board is getting good again.

Name names.

Speaking of which--can we start a McCarthy-stylie witchhunt on this board somehow?

tessalasset
06-12-2007, 11:59 PM
Shut up.

DeltaSigChi4
06-13-2007, 12:33 AM
I am a size ten [10].

I will wear them to a fight.

Photographic proof would be provided.

E

PineapplePete
06-13-2007, 12:33 AM
the only place i wanna see you wear those shows, edwin, is on the battle field.

SojuGorae
06-13-2007, 12:39 AM
I'd totally wear those shoes if they were size 12 1/2 and if I was white.

Asians, Blacks, and Hispanics couldn't rock those kickz'

tessalasset
06-13-2007, 12:41 AM
I think hispanics could. Blacks too. Not asians tho.

thelastgreatman
06-13-2007, 12:42 AM
I am a size ten [10].

I will wear them to a fight.

Photographic proof would be provided.

E

I am a size eleven. I will fight Delta for them and all board members can come watch

Rule No. 1: Headbutts only.

phoenixsky
06-13-2007, 12:43 AM
They look spray painted.

If so, BAD ASS.

phoenixsky
06-13-2007, 12:47 AM
I think hispanics could. Blacks too. Not asians tho.

What about Blasians?

rage patton
06-13-2007, 12:51 AM
Those shoes are quite amazing.
Can I ask why you are giving them away?

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 01:19 AM
They are not spraypainted. They were professionally made to be the colors that they are. John Fluevog is a well known shoemaker. If they were spraypainted I wouldn't be throwing around claims like "only surviving pair." I could coerce a vagrant into vacating his bowels in my workboots and call them one of a kind, but that's not much of a selling (gifting (trading for favor)) point.

I am giving them away because

a) I hope this thread proves to be as entertaining as It was inside my head.
b) They've already done their thing(s) for me.
c) I have not worn them more than 3 or 4 times in the last 6 years.
d) I am approaching an age at which it will no longer be acceptable to pull some razzmatazz bullshit like putting these back on for whatever reason. And I mean acceptable to me. The guy that bought them in the first place.

Good Days Last
06-13-2007, 01:24 AM
Can I win?

bmack86
06-13-2007, 01:26 AM
See, this is the problem with you guys. You don't just ask to win. Jesus fucking christ. Make an equation that proves God doesn't exist. Offer to be a hitman in exchange for the shoes. Take pictures of yourself sticking a fork into an electrical outlet and post them. Asking questions like that is more pointless than arguing politics with Bill O'Reilly

noisemachine
06-13-2007, 01:31 AM
They are an English size 10 although that does not matter because you do not have the balls to wear them.

Are you kidding? I am a size 15 (US) and I would wear them no matter how fucking small they were. Nobody who wouldn't wear those deserves to have them. That would be like owning an original Picasso and never looking at it because its too abstract. Or attending Coachella and covering your ears the whole time because the music is too intense.

Bottom line: those shoes were meant to be worn. In public. People should see things like this and get some enjoyment out of it.

Good Days Last
06-13-2007, 02:16 AM
See, this is the problem with you guys. You don't just ask to win. Jesus fucking christ. Make an equation that proves God doesn't exist. Offer to be a hitman in exchange for the shoes. Take pictures of yourself sticking a fork into an electrical outlet and post them. Asking questions like that is more pointless than arguing politics with Bill O'Reilly

The point is...

I don't want to win. They're too small and ugly as all heck.
Just proving a point. Just don't know which one yet.

bmack86
06-13-2007, 02:36 AM
you, sir (or ma'am) have no taste.

caco0283
06-13-2007, 05:47 AM
those shoes are the ultimate nobloq.....a douche would try to cockblock me but the shoes wont allow him/her to. Also that would go nice with my gold mesh shirt

Yablonowitz
06-13-2007, 05:51 AM
Those shoes make my heart hurt.

caco0283
06-13-2007, 05:53 AM
awww does yablo need a little TLC

bug on your lip
06-13-2007, 06:01 AM
send the shoes off to various places in the country & boardmembers can take a pic with them on & then forward them on to the next guy

Yablo in Missoula > Bug in Minneapolis > York in St.Louis > Nando in NYC

you get the idea

just keep Caco off the dist list.
u know that fucker would get them & never mail them on.

Bill O'Reilly
06-13-2007, 06:26 AM
Asking questions like that is more pointless than arguing politics with Bill O'Reilly

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?

invisiblerobots
06-13-2007, 06:33 AM
Why the fuck would Fluevog use Doc Marten soles?

full on idle
06-13-2007, 06:34 AM
You are not too old to rock those.

jackstraw94086
06-13-2007, 06:49 AM
You are not too old to rock those.

you need some south bay perspective. In San Francisco someone twice his age could wear those without batting an eye. Santa Clara not so much.

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 06:58 AM
Pot are you a leprechaun?

amyzzz
06-13-2007, 07:16 AM
Holy fuck, those are nice shoes. I have a Doc Marten collection, but only shoes that are in my size. I just wanted to post to express my appreciation for those. God knows I couldn't win them unless I shat golden eggs.

caco0283
06-13-2007, 07:17 AM
****WARNING WARNING THEY ARENT TALKING ABOUT YOU AMY, WARNING WARNING THEY ARENT TALKING ABOUT YOU AMY******

bug on your lip
06-13-2007, 07:18 AM
*giggle*

TomAz
06-13-2007, 07:33 AM
I think you would need to be a homosexual to deserve to win those shoes.

edit: I think that's what Jack was telling us.

Alchemy
06-13-2007, 07:52 AM
I am hispanic, with a size eleven [11] foot.

But those shoes are MAGICAL.

T

Hannahrain
06-13-2007, 07:56 AM
Are you kidding? I am a size 15 (US) and I would wear them no matter how fucking small they were. Nobody who wouldn't wear those deserves to have them. That would be like owning an original Picasso and never looking at it because its too abstract. Or attending Coachella and covering your ears the whole time because the music is too intense.

Bottom line: those shoes were meant to be worn. In public. People should see things like this and get some enjoyment out of it.

I'm a size 8 1/2-9 women's, and I would probably shuffle around in those for a while. Only when I didn't have to be where I was going very quickly, though. What I mean is that size and want have nothing to do with each other. But I've decided not to try to win these. I have too much goddamn stuff already. And besides, they really don't go with the purse or belt I won from some guy on that other messageboard.

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 08:13 AM
Do we also get a cape, cane, leashes, and chalice to go with thems shoes?

bug on your lip
06-13-2007, 08:30 AM
do you consider toe fungus an accessory ?

cuz u gets dat

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 08:36 AM
gold toes to go wit cha gold shoes.

thinnerair
06-13-2007, 08:38 AM
i could wear those shoes and score me some bitches and money.

full on idle
06-13-2007, 08:38 AM
you need some south bay perspective. In San Francisco someone twice his age could wear those without batting an eye. Santa Clara not so much.

Well, ok. But PvK is moving to the city. So.


And besides, they really don't go with the purse or belt I won from some guy on that other messageboard.
You are so funny, Hannah. I just laughed so hard.

bug on your lip
06-13-2007, 08:40 AM
naw
Pot's toe fungus leaves it with a grayish-brown tint

not that it matters, you could still spray paint the toes

amyzzz
06-13-2007, 08:51 AM
And besides, they really don't go with the purse or belt I won from some guy on that other messageboard.

lolz

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 08:57 AM
One two three four five six
Roadrunner roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna ride by the Stop-n-Shop
With the radio on
I'm in love with the modern world
I'm in touch I'm a modern girl
New York City when it's late at night
I got the radio on
I'm like a roadrunner yeah

Said hello to the spirit of ol' 1956
It was pacing in the woods next to '57
Well the highway was my only friend
Cuz I went by so quick
Suburban trees were out there
And consequently it smelt like heaven
So I say roadrunner once roadrunner twice
I'm in love with the modern world
So let's go out all night aw

With the radio on got the FM
Radio on got the powerg got the magic
Radio on 50,000 watts of power
Radio on going faster miles an hour
Radio on I feel like a roadrunner Yeah

Can't ya hear it out in Jersey now
New York City when it's late at night
I'm headin' east on St. Marks
Over to Tompkin Square Park down by the power lines
I see all the neon and it's cold at night
I got my radio on
It's so exciting here with the skyscrapers
In the dark
I feel in touch with the modern world
I feel in touch I feel alive
With 50,000 watts of power

I got the radio on
Roadrunner roadrunner
Radio on going faster miles an hour
Radio on ya know I walk by the Stop-n-Shop
Radio on and then I drove by the Stop-n-Shop
Radio on and I like that much better than
Walking by the Stop-n-Shop
Radio on I had the radio on

Radio on I felt in touch with the modern world
Radio on I fell in love with the modern world
Radio on I feel in love, feelin' love I got the
Radio on like the power, got the magic
Radio on got the AM
Radio on got the FM
Radio on 50,000 watts of power
Radio on going faster miles an hour
Radio on and the neon and it's cold outside
Radio on I feel in touch I feel in love I feel in love
Radio on I got the I got the I got the
Radio on I got the I got the I got the I got the
Radio on again
Radio on

For mah feets yo.

Hannahrain
06-13-2007, 08:57 AM
How bold.

smokealotapotamus
06-13-2007, 08:59 AM
Those shoes are SO funky fresh, I can't even stand it.

TomAz
06-13-2007, 09:02 AM
One two three four five six
Roadrunner roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna ride by the Stop-n-Shop
With the radio on
I'm in love with the modern world
I'm in touch I'm a modern girl
New York City when it's late at night
I got the radio on
I'm like a roadrunner yeah

Said hello to the spirit of ol' 1956
It was pacing in the woods next to '57
Well the highway was my only friend
Cuz I went by so quick
Suburban trees were out there
And consequently it smelt like heaven
So I say roadrunner once roadrunner twice
I'm in love with the modern world
So let's go out all night aw

With the radio on got the FM
Radio on got the powerg got the magic
Radio on 50,000 watts of power
Radio on going faster miles an hour
Radio on I feel like a roadrunner Yeah

Can't ya hear it out in Jersey now
New York City when it's late at night
I'm headin' east on St. Marks
Over to Tompkin Square Park down by the power lines
I see all the neon and it's cold at night
I got my radio on
It's so exciting here with the skyscrapers
In the dark
I feel in touch with the modern world
I feel in touch I feel alive
With 50,000 watts of power

I got the radio on
Roadrunner roadrunner
Radio on going faster miles an hour
Radio on ya know I walk by the Stop-n-Shop
Radio on and then I drove by the Stop-n-Shop
Radio on and I like that much better than
Walking by the Stop-n-Shop
Radio on I had the radio on

Radio on I felt in touch with the modern world
Radio on I fell in love with the modern world
Radio on I feel in love, feelin' love I got the
Radio on like the power, got the magic
Radio on got the AM
Radio on got the FM
Radio on 50,000 watts of power
Radio on going faster miles an hour
Radio on and the neon and it's cold outside
Radio on I feel in touch I feel in love I feel in love
Radio on I got the I got the I got the
Radio on I got the I got the I got the I got the
Radio on again
Radio on

For mah feets yo.


those lyrics aren't the ones I know. they don't even mention massachu

never mind

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 09:20 AM
Every night I tell myself
I am the cosmos, I am the wind
If that don't get you back again

Just when I was starting to feel okay
You're on the phone
I never want be alone
Never want be alone
Hate to have to take you home
Wanted too much to say "no, no"
Yeah, yeah, yeah

My feelings always have been something
I couldn't hide, I can't confide
Don't know what's going on inside

I'd really like to see you again
I never wanna see you again
I'd really like to see you again
I never wanna see you again

The angels want to wear my gold shoes. Mah gold shooooz?

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 09:21 AM
8fiGhW1fFcU

SojuGorae
06-13-2007, 09:25 AM
greatness

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 09:49 AM
Why the fuck would Fluevog use Doc Marten soles?

That's what this store specialized in shoe-wise. I don't know how they worked it out. I also had red and blue 10 hole Fluevog wingtips with Marten soles. Those were my main kicks for years and basically disintegrated.


You are not too old to rock those.

No, I am not. It's not about South Bay vs. SF either. What I said was that it will soon be unacceptable to me personally to wear some flamboyant shit like this regardless of setting or batting of eyes and whatnot. I was wearing these shoes 12 years ago in east Texas. You can rest assured they were batting their eyes then. They were trying to bat my face on more than one occasion.

noisemachine
06-13-2007, 09:54 AM
They were trying to bat my face on more than one occasion.

Hate crime!

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 09:55 AM
They wanted the shoez.

disgustipated
06-13-2007, 10:01 AM
8fiGhW1fFcU

GOLDEN!!

kimery08
06-13-2007, 10:06 AM
send the shoes off to various places in the country & boardmembers can take a pic with them on & then forward them on to the next guy

Yablo in Missoula > Bug in Minneapolis > York in St.Louis > Nando in NYC

you get the idea

just keep Caco off the dist list.
u know that fucker would get them & never mail them on.

i like this idea. a lot. i wear a 6 in guys but i would love to put those bad boys on for a photo shoot.
if not, i want to win them for my brother. he has a wide variety of shoes and i think he would love them. but i must say that he will skate with them on and will probably tear them within a month.
lemme know.

full on idle
06-13-2007, 10:11 AM
That's what this store specialized in shoe-wise. I don't know how they worked it out. I also had red and blue 10 hole Fluevog wingtips with Marten soles. Those were my main kicks for years and basically disintegrated.



No, I am not. It's not about South Bay vs. SF either. What I said was that it will soon be unacceptable to me personally to wear some flamboyant shit like this regardless of setting or batting of eyes and whatnot. I was wearing these shoes 12 years ago in east Texas. You can rest assured they were batting their eyes then. They were trying to bat my face on more than one occasion.

you can take a dude out of his fluevogs, but you can't take the fluevogs out of the dude.

denies the day
06-13-2007, 10:12 AM
http://i14.tinypic.com/4qymvle.jpg


Those aren't the original shoelaces, are they? That changes EVERYTHING.

Hannahrain
06-13-2007, 10:13 AM
I have a pair of 16-eye glossy red-tint Fluevog angels. They don't make them anymore.

invisiblerobots
06-13-2007, 10:19 AM
John's Jag
http://www.fluevog.com/gifs_2/johns_car_8.jpg

ragingdave
06-13-2007, 10:32 AM
Those shoes suck.

smokealotapotamus
06-13-2007, 10:43 AM
That's a beautiful vehicle.

menikmati
06-13-2007, 12:12 PM
It's not my fault. I never wanted the fame involved. It's, that's a totally different story. I think Paul Stanley once said something like "Only thing that money gives you is relief of not having to worry about money". Only thing I'd really like to do with it, is to invest in some bands that I like. I, I don't want to start my own record label. God, I know I couldn't do that. But I'd like to give some money to some labels who are putting out great music, help in that way. And er, probably going to buy a house. Hopefully we can have a recording studio too a little 8-track recording studio, so we can make good demos. And that's pretty much the plans and just get some new shoes.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 12:14 PM
Kurdt wouldn't wear those bro. What did you eat today?

amyzzz
06-13-2007, 12:15 PM
What did you eat today?
That's a whole 'nother thread.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 12:31 PM
That's a whole 'nother thread.

Yeah but I miss it. Also:

OAdlVRn1xYc

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 12:41 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/westt23/goldengirls.jpg

full on idle
06-13-2007, 01:06 PM
Marry me.

bmack86
06-13-2007, 01:09 PM
wow. I fucked that up royally. Go shoes.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 01:11 PM
GET YOUR COMPLIMENTS OUT OF MY FULL CONTACT BLOODSPORT THREAD

full on idle
06-13-2007, 01:11 PM
Pot's shoes.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 01:12 PM
Golden Girls>The Outsiders. I concede this.

full on idle
06-13-2007, 01:35 PM
After you give those ones away you should get these:
http://www.converse.com/LiveFiles/1/2227/1W543_400.jpg
or
http://www.converse.com/LiveFiles/1/1913/1u101_400.jpg

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 01:46 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/em-bishop-inside-735280.jpg

Green and Gold.

amyzzz
06-13-2007, 01:52 PM
Golden Girls>The Outsiders. I concede this.
I did it...for Johnny.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 01:55 PM
There never have and never will be a pair of sneakers in my life*. They're a low class shoe for bums and the needy soup-kitchen workers who massage their phlegm encrusted gobs.

*I think I had a pair of Reebok Pumps in 4th grade.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 01:56 PM
9O1Dp_k_GO4

full on idle
06-13-2007, 01:56 PM
http://wuwearshoes.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/WU-CREAM-BLK2.jpg
http://wuwearshoes.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/WU-CREAM-BLK.jpg

full on idle
06-13-2007, 01:57 PM
There never have and never will be a pair of sneakers in my life*. They're a low class shoe for bums and the needy soup-kitchen workers who massage their phlegm encrusted gobs.

*I think I had a pair of Reebok Pumps in 4th grade.
Dude. Every time I've seen you you've been wearing the same old faded Vans. Newsflash, those are sneakers. We're just trying to turn up your swag.

caco0283
06-13-2007, 01:59 PM
those wu tang shoes are hot, I might have to get a pair

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 01:59 PM
Dude. Every time I've seen you you've been wearing the same old faded Vans. Newsflash, those are sneakers. We're just trying to turn up your swag.

They're Pumas you macular degeneration suffering old windbag. And they are most definitely not sneakers. God damnit.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 01:59 PM
Those Wu Filas are tight and are also not sneakers.

SojuGorae
06-13-2007, 02:00 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/em-bishop-inside-735280.jpg

Green and Gold.

Nice looking shoe, but I could never wear those. I'm not popular enough.

If one rocks kickz like those and isn't popular, you're just a mark ass trick.

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 02:06 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/DE-MEMPHIS-L.jpg

The Gentlemans shoe. Also known as the Memphis lite.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 02:06 PM
http://www.pickyourshoes.com/images/shoes/bape_af1_lo_gold_sil_3.jpg ARE http://allproducts.com/images/gold.gif

SojuGorae
06-13-2007, 02:10 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/DE-MEMPHIS-L.jpg

The Gentlemans shoe. Also known as the Memphis lite.

Bernie Mac makes shoes now?

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 02:13 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/belvedereredstingrayeel.jpg

No but Steve Harvey does The belvedere stingrays ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhweeeeee thems is so hot right now.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 02:13 PM
http://www.pickyourshoes.com/images/shoes/bape_af1_lo_gold_sil_3.jpg ARE http://allproducts.com/images/gold.gif

Bape... So those are what, $2000?

thelastgreatman
06-13-2007, 02:15 PM
Buy any of those pairs of shoes and I bet you get a free bowl of soup with 'em.

Oh, they look good on you though.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 02:28 PM
Shush. I'm trying to win this thing. Otherwise I'll have to eat you. With my TEEF.

http://entertainment.pipex.com/Images/ODBOldDirtyBastard.jpg

(and yeah 2k sounds about right pot. but you can afford that player. don't front.)

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 02:29 PM
http://www.complex.com/blogs/?p=4398

pssssst.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 02:32 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/coolestshop_1950_181298155

full on idle
06-13-2007, 02:48 PM
YES.

Yablonowitz
06-13-2007, 02:51 PM
I vow, if chosen to receive these shoes, that I will photograph myself wearing JUST those shoes and a sock (or mitten, more than likely) over my johnson a la The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 02:53 PM
I dont know what to say.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 02:55 PM
I vow, if chosen to receive these shoes, that I will photograph myself wearing JUST those shoes and a sock (or mitten, more than likely) over my johnson a la The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

In the mall?

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 02:55 PM
Now I can't stop thinking of walrus cock. Thanks fella.

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 02:56 PM
SAY YES! PLZ! PLZ! PLZZZZZ!!!!

Yablonowitz
06-13-2007, 02:57 PM
In the mall?

IN? What about the parking lot?

thelastgreatman
06-13-2007, 02:57 PM
Rotoscope that shit. Boom. Walrus cock.

ewiggy
06-13-2007, 03:00 PM
http://www.thedailysnkr.com/images/e2_3.jpg

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 03:03 PM
Official contest update:

Yablonowitz is currently the frontrunner with his bid to post to the board a photograph or photographs of himself wearing only the shoes and (curiously) a mitten in the local mall parking lot during business hours. The bar has been set ladies and gentleman. Grab your poles and get vaulting.

Yablonowitz
06-13-2007, 03:06 PM
Official contest update:

Yablonowitz is currently the frontrunner with his bid to post to the board a photograph or photographs of himself wearing only the shoes and (curiously) a mitten in the local mall parking lot during business hours. The bar has been set ladies and gentleman. Grab your poles and get vaulting.

I don't recall specifying "during business hours."

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 03:08 PM
no way jose.

thelastgreatman
06-13-2007, 03:10 PM
Mittens are for pussies. I'll match him without the mitten.

Yablonowitz
06-13-2007, 03:11 PM
Mittens are for pussies. I'll match him without the mitten.

I fold. Though I don't know if your offer makes things more or less likey for you to take the lead.

thelastgreatman
06-13-2007, 03:12 PM
I fold. Though I don't know if your offer makes things more or less likey for you to take the lead.

I was wondering that myself.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 03:13 PM
I'm going to have to think about that one. Carefully.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 03:14 PM
It is an artform (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaking), Yabs. I'd consider it. Seriously. How bad could the legal penalties be? Plus you'd get the shoez!

keriann
06-13-2007, 03:22 PM
http://wuwearshoes.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/WU-CREAM-BLK2.jpg
http://wuwearshoes.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/WU-CREAM-BLK.jpg

those are HOT

I would like PotVsKtl to enlighten me on why those are not sneakers.

mountmccabe
06-13-2007, 04:08 PM
So everything was normal after work. I took a picture of my shoes as I always do:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/4271886a.jpg


And then commenced to relaxing, reading Pitchfork, listening to Cherry Tree, snacking on some macadamia nuts and drinking some juice:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/c2b35a92.jpg


Then I opened this thread. I spied that first picture and, it just kinda gave me a chill. Not yet understanding that it was temperature-related I went to get my gold jacket - the one with silver pinstripes and cuffs - but I got distracted and before I knew it something was amiss!
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/b595719e.jpg


I searched around my room and in my closet and bathroom (I didn't want to be outflanked) for my shoes but they were nowhere to be found. I then went out to my computer and this was the scene:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/c91ace9e.jpg


Those familiar with reading shoe expressions will pick out awe, shock, reverence and ecstatic joy. I couldn't stand for this so I went to work herding them back to where they should be:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/521710db.jpg


But when I went back to my computer I realized that my socks had gotten the word too:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/91fb6895.jpg


They provided less resistance so soon they were back in the drawer with their less adventurous bretheren. Even now I am sure they are breathlessly telling the tale of the great shoe pilgrimage.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/96ea4f55.jpg


I was too slow, however, to save the loafers. I am only now noticing that they weren't in place with my other shoes which has me despondent. I had the necessary information; I just didn't put it together in time. They had flung themselves off the balcony in despair.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/799a79bb.jpg

They were 7.

disgustipated
06-13-2007, 04:12 PM
instead of taking the picture of the socks, you shoulda saved the loafers in plain sight on the ledge.

I dont know of anyone I would give my shoes to if they were that irresponsible.

keriann
06-13-2007, 04:12 PM
hahaha that is wonderful.

what kind of juice is that?

Courtney
06-13-2007, 04:19 PM
AHAHAHAHAhahahah

John should get the shoes. And I want chapter 2.

thelastgreatman
06-13-2007, 04:21 PM
Anthropomorphic articles of clothing are the new Pot's shoes.

thefunkylama
06-13-2007, 04:22 PM
A wondrous, heartbreaking tale of longing and inadequacy. 4 1/2 stars.

amyzzz
06-13-2007, 04:24 PM
Suicidal loafers. Awesome.

menikmati
06-13-2007, 04:27 PM
john you have more shoes in that one picture than I've owned in my entire life.

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 04:28 PM
I <3 the loafers on the edge.

amyzzz
06-13-2007, 04:29 PM
Whereas I have a pair of shoes for every month of my existence.

SojuGorae
06-13-2007, 04:30 PM
And then commenced to relaxing, reading Pitchfork, listening to Cherry Tree, snacking on some macadamia nuts and drinking some juice:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/c2b35a92.jpg



If I knew you better or was a douchebag with photoshop skillz, I'd totally superimpose gay porn on your monitor.

thefunkylama
06-13-2007, 04:33 PM
We'd do that anyway. Out of love, naturally.

tessalasset
06-13-2007, 04:34 PM
Paging B Dawg.

John that was AMAZING. I seriously love this board so much.

mountmccabe
06-13-2007, 04:37 PM
what kind of juice is that?

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Avatars/04cee282.jpg

If that turns to goatse it was Old Orchard Apple Cherry juice. It's pretty much the best of the frozen juices. That I can find ever.



If I knew you better or was a douchebag with photoshop skillz, I'd totally superimpose gay porn on your monitor.

I suppose it would've been easier if I had just not photoshopped away the gay porn in the first place.

PineapplePete
06-13-2007, 04:46 PM
i should win those shoes so I could amaze people during my shows...

YeRQ-NoGDIA

phoenixsky
06-13-2007, 05:10 PM
Mount, do you really lay your socks in the drawer like that? You don't ball 'em up?

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 05:11 PM
BDWCGTwn3nM

I still believe your are an alias...but wtf?

mountmccabe
06-13-2007, 05:26 PM
Mount, do you really lay your socks in the drawer like that? You don't ball 'em up?

Yes, for really. Why stretch them out?

phoenixsky
06-13-2007, 05:32 PM
I love you even more then.

menikmati
06-13-2007, 05:36 PM
Kurdt wouldn't wear those bro. What did you eat today?

Nothing has changed. I had an apple (green) and some peanuts (shells and all) today along with a vitamin water (revive).

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 05:38 PM
What is for dinner then? Please say something with meat in it. I worry.

jackstraw94086
06-13-2007, 05:44 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/jackstraw94086/wtf.jpg



http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

menikmati
06-13-2007, 05:45 PM
beef tacos and pepsi

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 05:47 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/jackstraw94086/wtf.jpg



http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

In it to win it, Jack. Working my way back.

bmack86
06-13-2007, 06:02 PM
John, that was brilliant. Truly inspired. This board has been better today than it has been in many months.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 06:10 PM
Official Contest Update:

Well shit. mountmccabe just went ahead and complicated this whole matter. As of now I'm removing Yablonowitz from the top spot. That is not to say that I'm replacing him with mountmccabe, I've got to think things through better before announcing leaders. mountmccabe has already put in the effort and simultaneously displayed at least a passing love for shoes. Or an unusual hording mentality. But I'm also not ready to throw away the prospect of making Yablonowitz (or possibly thelastgreatman) stand around in public nude and thereby provide the board with endless Photoshopping opportunity. So essentially everyone has gone back to even footing. Except for those who haven't.

SojuGorae
06-13-2007, 06:25 PM
If this contest is based on passion for shoes then I should post pictures of my shoe stash.

Digging all of them out will be a pain in the ass, though. I think I may have 15 pairs.

fatbastard
06-13-2007, 06:29 PM
Hands down, ship them to mountmccabe. I'm curious to see what he would do with them.

jackstraw94086
06-13-2007, 06:34 PM
If this contest is based on passion for shoes then I should post pictures of my shoe stash.

Digging all of them out will be a pain in the ass, though. I think I may have 15 pairs.



A large collection of shoes means you're less likely to make use of the shoes pot is offering (and this notion likely offends him by virtue of the offer itself) Or you're a fucking lazy pack rat.

SojuGorae
06-13-2007, 06:42 PM
It's the latter.

keriann
06-13-2007, 06:54 PM
But I'm also not ready to throw away the prospect of making Yablonowitz (or possibly thelastgreatman) stand around in public nude and thereby provide the board with endless Photoshopping opportunity.
Thank you.

Mr.Nipples
06-13-2007, 07:05 PM
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

jesus christ...i laughed for about 10 minutes...

full on idle
06-13-2007, 07:07 PM
That would seriously be my avatar right now if I wasn't committed to Chrislasf's week.

smokealotapotamus
06-13-2007, 07:13 PM
That's been my Myspace avatar for a while now. I tried to use it on here, but it's "too large of a file".

TomAz
06-13-2007, 07:29 PM
...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/799a79bb.jpg

They were 7.

I think this may be the greatest post on the new board to date. Amazing.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 07:37 PM
pot - did you wear those shoes at the same time as your armband?

I did not. In that spirit, as the winner will be expected to not overly abuse the shoes sense of purpose and place, here are some examples of outfits and activities the shoes might enjoy participating in:

http://www.rilune.org/img/nosferatu.jpg
Playing guitar in the backyard.

http://www.jankopinski.com/Assets/images/Nosferatu.jpg
Posing for your Mom.

http://theambler.com/images/nosferatu.JPG
Collecting kittens and loveseats with teddy bear heads for your dorm room.

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/nosferatu_clutching_heart_small.jpg
Doing LSD in the bathroom.

http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/47/images/hc.Nosferatu.jpg
Being the singer in a rock and roll band.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/Nosferatu_2007/nosferatu2.jpg
Wondering how you got where you are today.

Please keep all this in mind when considering adoption.

menikmati
06-13-2007, 07:39 PM
kurdt is the blond one

bmack86
06-13-2007, 07:41 PM
Pot, this may be the most candid you've ever been on the board. Cynicism, to the front right now!!!

Those shoes have currently inspired me to get drunk and bottle the apartment across from me, simply for the fact that they give us insulting looks whenever I turn up my movies or music too loud. Those guys need to learn a sense of propriety.

full on idle
06-13-2007, 07:46 PM
I really want you to keep the shoes.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 07:53 PM
Pot, this may be the most candid you've ever been on the board. Cynicism, to the front right now!!!

Don't concern yourself little dove, it has been primarily confined to this thread. I can't run a contest of this nature efficiently while degrading the participants.


I really want you to keep the shoes.

I don't want them. I don't want to wear them. I considered eBaying them but this seemed more fun. You can't box me in FOI, I'll auction off anything I like for humiliating nudity. Or tragedies involving foot apparel. Or whatever else might pop up. Hopefully a video of someone eating a sturgeon alive*.

EDIT: *Do not do this.

bmack86
06-13-2007, 07:58 PM
Pot, I've had a change of heart. I'll grow my feet via steroids, heroin, or any other drug that grows my feet to a normal size. Right now they won't fit, but if drugs will help, I will do it.

thelastgreatman
06-13-2007, 08:00 PM
What about eating a surgeon alive?

Naked, in a mall parking lot, wearing the shoes.

mob roulette
06-13-2007, 08:03 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b225/bLoodsuckingfReak/jack_white_coke.jpg

full on idle
06-13-2007, 08:05 PM
What about eating a surgeon alive?

Naked, in a mall parking lot, wearing the shoes.

2nd funny of the day.

bmack86
06-13-2007, 08:05 PM
What about eating a surgeon alive?

Naked, in a mall parking lot, wearing the shoes.

Gotta admit, i'd be impressed

menikmati
06-13-2007, 08:05 PM
I will down a bottle of zesty italian dressing

full on idle
06-13-2007, 08:06 PM
hey o

Hannahrain
06-13-2007, 08:09 PM
What about eating a surgeon alive?

Naked, in a mall parking lot, wearing the shoes.

I'd throw in a pair of my own shoes as a bonus if you did this. And a purse to match.

keriann
06-13-2007, 08:10 PM
http://i13.tinypic.com/5zbyicn.jpg
Being the singer in a rock and roll band.

You were in a band with John Mayer!?!!?!?!!!?!!?!?!!?????????

full on idle
06-13-2007, 08:11 PM
christ keriann, they don't all look alike!

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 08:12 PM
You were in a band with John Mayer!?!!?!?!!!?!!?!?!!?????????

John is my boy. I wish him all the best in life and love.

PotVsKtl
06-13-2007, 08:15 PM
http://i16.tinypic.com/4u23ex0.jpg
Collecting kittens and loveseats with teddy bear heads for your dorm room.

Motherfucking snaps I spy Arthur in the background! Only existing picture and I didn't even know all these years. Arthur and his bitch went on to pop out something ridiculous like 23 babies which I eventually had to trade back to the pet store for more rat food. Thanks PotVsKtl, you've done me a great service.

full on idle
06-13-2007, 08:18 PM
ugh

full on idle
06-13-2007, 08:19 PM
but I do know two people in the city that like pet rats.

keriann
06-13-2007, 08:20 PM
christ keriann, they don't all look alike!
hahahaha.

that was good.

PineapplePete
06-13-2007, 08:47 PM
http://i13.tinypic.com/5zbyicn.jpg
Being the singer in a rock and roll band.


i can do this one! here's my band...

YeRQ-NoGDIA

im the one with the guitar!!!! please if you give me them shoes i will wear them every performance and I'll even dedicate a song or two in you honor...

J~$$$
06-13-2007, 09:16 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/jackstraw94086/wtf.jpg



http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

this is why ur hot.

Encaitare
06-13-2007, 10:53 PM
I've been too busy working 16 hr shifts 6 days a week to post much since coachella, but let me tell you I've been lurking, and reading this entire thread has made my tired feet dance with dreams of shiny shoes, and made me laugh until I peed out all the shots of espresso that kept me going all day. Oh how I love this board!

Those shoes are my hero.

bmack86
06-14-2007, 12:16 AM
In the blink of an eye you get several meanings

bassmintpdx
06-14-2007, 12:21 AM
I know for a fact PotVsKtl appreciates the reference you just made. As do I.

Maybe Encaitare will get the shoes for the hard work, or bmack86 for making such good references.

Yablonowitz
06-14-2007, 08:41 AM
Official Contest Update:

Well shit. mountmccabe just went ahead and complicated this whole matter. As of now I'm removing Yablonowitz from the top spot. That is not to say that I'm replacing him with mountmccabe, I've got to think things through better before announcing leaders. mountmccabe has already put in the effort and simultaneously displayed at least a passing love for shoes. Or an unusual hording mentality. But I'm also not ready to throw away the prospect of making Yablonowitz (or possibly thelastgreatman) stand around in public nude and thereby provide the board with endless Photoshopping opportunity. So essentially everyone has gone back to even footing. Except for those who haven't.

This is fair. I did want to add that I will provide you with something of value as collateral prior to receiving the shoes. We can determine what that is if you select me, but I wanted to make it clear that my offer is serious. Not that any doubts have been expressed.

To be clear - this is what I'm offering: A photo of myself wearing the shoes and a sock/mitten over my johnson out in the parking lot of the Missoula Southgate Mall.

Also, it is my intention to purchase an acoustic guitar and begin learning to play, so I would definitely wear those shoes during that endeavor.

Also, I enjoyed watching Pineapple Pete's youtube video.

disgustipated
06-14-2007, 09:18 AM
jesus christ...i laughed for about 10 minutes...

me too!

smokealotapotamus
06-14-2007, 09:24 AM
I also enjoyed pete's youtube video. (dont let it go to your head kid)

noisemachine
06-14-2007, 09:24 AM
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

Its so mesmerizing.

full on idle
06-14-2007, 12:05 PM
I think the shoes would be embarrassed by the Yablo prank. I think the ideas being tossed around about the shoes are, quite frankly, disrespectful to the essence of the shoes' true self. If you give me the shoes, I'll wrap them in hand pressed origami tissue, put them in a velvet-lined mahogany box and keep them safely on my top shelf next to my beanie babies.

Yablonowitz
06-14-2007, 01:16 PM
All day long, I'm like http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif, http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif, http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

PineapplePete
06-14-2007, 01:58 PM
Also, I enjoyed watching Pineapple Pete's youtube video.

thanks!...i thought we did a good job. we're on a break at the moment but if we play a show im the future i'll let you know

mountmccabe
06-14-2007, 04:37 PM
Thank you everyone for your kind words. There will be a short but poignant memorial service tomorrow afternoon; hopefully many of you will be able to attend.


And I want chapter 2.

Chapter 2 doesn't take place until after the wingtips arrive.

keriann
06-14-2007, 05:07 PM
said with such confidence

mob roulette
06-14-2007, 05:10 PM
said with such confidence

right? this contest is far from over, buddy.

mob roulette
06-14-2007, 09:57 PM
There once was a wise and powerful king...

http://www.hotbutteredelves.com/images/wildthings/max.jpg

...who was in possession of a warm and magical pair of shoes.

http://i14.tinypic.com/4qymvle.jpg

And though (for the most part) his subjects were loyal...

http://www.muralsbylauragreen.com/images/thumbs/images/DCP_2292.JPG

...their feet remained cold, wrinkled, and blue.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/10/23/arts/fleming.184.1.650.1.jpg

Now the great king was perplexed by this...

http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Where_the_Wild_Things_Are/Pics/03.jpg

...since he was as benevolent as he was wise.

http://www.otterexcursions.com/Joel/images/Wild%20Things.jpg

For though he had many loyal subjects...

http://www.chicagofestivals.org/jpg/2004Photo/leagueOfChicagoTheatrePerformances/enlarge/3.jpg

...there still only remained one pair of shoes this fly.

http://i14.tinypic.com/4qymvle.jpg

The wise king discussed this with some of his most trusted advisors...

http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=2820&dateline=1179182678

http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=53&dateline=1176227896

http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=7&dateline=1178938223

...but found that their materialism left him wanting a bit more.

http://www2.hawaii.edu/~ogden/icon/wildthings.gif

He tried broaching the subject with one of his Lady Godivas...

http://www.quinn.echidna.id.au/Quinn/WWW/PhotoGallery/Halloween2002/10EricaOrMax.jpg

...but soon realized that she had a few problems of her own.

http://sodsbrood.com/pilgrim/wp-content/photos/thumb-wild_things_01.jpg

He even considered the idea of his subjects taking TURNS with the shoes...

http://nhcs.k12.in.us/nhe/HODGEpodge/2001/WildThings/DollsLIBRARY.jpg

...but remembered the difficulties they had encountered...

http://sdtconf.com/Portals/0/smallerGroupDiscussion.jpg

...even agreeing on subjects of an abstract nature...

http://www.vueweekly.com/upload/7923ee6c-2002-40d0-a524-d4b190e3912a.jpg

http://www.vueweekly.com/upload/70fa08ea-88bc-46d1-be75-4f1bd8995ce2.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/gorilla_vs_bear_grab.jpg

...and whether or not they counted.

http://www.dap.ie/dap_youth/images/poll_board.gif

So the wise king finally decided that he would have a contest...

http://www.doncapone.com/images/lingerie-contest-DonCapone.jpg

...to determine once and for all the next owner of these kicks.

http://i14.tinypic.com/4qymvle.jpg

His subjects thought long and hard about what the king might find pleasing...

http://www2.hawaii.edu/~ogden/icon/sleeping.wildthing.gif

...and whether or not bird costumes itch.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/8288.jpg

Some felt it better to turn to public service...

http://aagallery.aadl.org/gallery/d/145-2/WildThingsmascot.jpg

(http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=12&dateline=1181630818)

...while others decided to simply toot their own horn.

http://www.the-bear-den.com/travel/2003_NYC/Wild_Things_2.JPG

(http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=4089&dateline=1176159998)

Still others thought it best to use their artistic sensibilities...

http://www.rainybayart.com/i/etch/060801-WildThing.jpg (!!!)

...rather than by showing their sea junk for the whole kingdom to grope.

http://www.speaker-to-customers.me.uk/buffyverse/cgi-bin/SpikeWalrus.jpg

But in the end the king was not pleased by gifts...

http://www.galison.com/images_catalog/mcp_wildthings.jpg

http://sumagazine.syr.edu/spring05/universityplace/images/6a.gif

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Wild_Thing_Blue-T.jpg

...nor by base imitation...

http://www.boneboy.com/costume/pictures/98maxwup.jpg

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/01/26/images/WK_0_wk26artht.jpg

...but by the love and devotion expressed by a monster...

http://www.davingreenwell.com/archive/luminara_where_the_wild_things_are.jpg

...for his benevolent king and his nation.

http://www.sunandmoonmurals.com/artwork/max.jpg

THE END.

pssst...

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r182/coxcombred/WhereTheWildThingsAre.jpg

Hannahrain
06-14-2007, 10:01 PM
Mob is the best person in the world and he should be king.

STATED.

Hannahrain
06-14-2007, 10:06 PM
Also John is the other best and should be the other king.

jackstraw94086
06-14-2007, 10:48 PM
http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/5071/werdgu6.jpg

disgustipated
06-14-2007, 10:54 PM
This will never get old...




All day long, I'm like http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif, http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif, http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

















P.S. Mob, That was AWESOME!

Jenniehoo
06-14-2007, 10:56 PM
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174329819-415285565_ddac26d710.jpg

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 12:02 AM
Pot should send one shoe to John and one shoe to Mob. Then they should each wear one around Arizona and someday they will meet and magic will happen.

PotVsKtl
06-15-2007, 01:09 AM
Official Contest Update:

Fuck.

thefunkylama
06-15-2007, 01:28 AM
I hope this thread is as pleasing as you imagined it would be. Thank you, regardless, for assisting the comeback of the board.

denies the day
06-15-2007, 01:42 AM
Fuckin' epic.

AZ rules.

keriann
06-15-2007, 06:51 AM
Mob. That was a true thing of beauty.

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 06:53 AM
My money's on John (and I really don't want to see yablo's or LGM's junk).

Yablonowitz
06-15-2007, 07:02 AM
My money's on John (and I really don't want to see yablo's or LGM's junk).

How can you write if you can't read?

bug on your hip
06-15-2007, 07:17 AM
i want to see ur junk yablo

J~$ге
06-15-2007, 07:43 AM
Pot,
you better give Yablo those homosexual shoes
before another "accident" happens

EzlNKPC4KLc

J~$$$
06-15-2007, 07:44 AM
*giggles*

mountmccabe
06-15-2007, 08:15 AM
I am ready for all aliae to go away

downingthief
06-15-2007, 08:39 AM
I am ready for all aliae to go away

Excellent usage of plurals, John.

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 09:10 AM
How can you write if you can't read?
How can we get a pic of your junk if you don't have any?

bballarl
06-15-2007, 09:11 AM
I win.

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 09:11 AM
This isn't "the last post on here wins," Andrew.

mob roulette
06-15-2007, 09:26 AM
John, are you also referring to me? Why? Because I've had an assful of the Hold Steady already? I was drunk by five PM that day. I didn't go anywhere but the couch.

Your entry was very good. I will concede this. You clearly bested me in the category of real world applications. I perhaps should have added more detail here. Pot, if I win those shoes, not only do I promise to take them on tour with me (around town, summer vacation, nightclubs, etc.), but I will also document their adventures for the entire board to see. I will make sure that they are photographed professionally. And beautifully. And sensually.

http://ickmusic.com/pics/thetime.jpg

For example, here are some pictures of the house I will be moving into on the 22nd. Imagine your shoes here yo. Imagine them living in the lap of luxury with your local Secretary of the Treasury, Mob Roulette. Dig:

http://images.craigslist.org/010110010304010408200706097acf0e4dba41fff192006f7e .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/01010801040801030720070609d96edc137788eb6c5a006ee9 .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/01010001040501030220070609e78497d837627f5718001450 .jpg

This is only the beginning, Pot. Giving your shoes to me is the equivalent of donating an African child to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, minus the celebrity hubris. In my world, your shoes are the star, Pot. All of the glitz and glamor, yet none of the hangover. Imagine it, Pot. I know you feel me. I know you see it. Give the kicks a good home, dog. I'll get them laid, a quality education, trust fund, whatever, you name it. This ain't some Sally Struthers shit I'm dishing here yo. This is the real deal. I want to adopt your shoes. They can be like the son I never had. I'm getting old and lonely. I have no one to share my love with. No one to pass on my legacy to. Your shoes could fill this hole in my life. And while we're on the same subject, why not let your shoes fulfill their own destiny, Pot? Their own actualization into the upper crust of polite society? You know they deserve it. I promise to be both mentor and guide, both parent and benefactor. I beseech you to let your conscience decide here, good sir. I ask you to let your heart show you the way.

Thank you for your time. I respectfully await a response from you.

Cordially yours,

Mob Roulette, Esq.
Coachella MB, LLC

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 09:35 AM
I think perhaps we had better see pictures of both yours and John's feet, if we're going to talk about shoe habitat.

downingthief
06-15-2007, 09:36 AM
John, are you also referring to me? Why? Because I've had an assful of the Hold Steady already? I was drunk by five PM that day. I didn't go anywhere but the couch.

Your entry was very good. I will concede this. You clearly bested me in the category of real world applications. I perhaps should have added more detail here. Pot, if I win those shoes, not only do I promise to take them on tour with me (around town, summer vacation, nightclubs, etc.), but I will also document their adventures for the entire board to see. I will make sure that they are photographed professionally. And beautifully. And sensually.

http://ickmusic.com/pics/thetime.jpg

For example, here are some pictures of the house I will be moving into on the 22nd. Imagine your shoes here yo. Imagine them living in the lap of luxury with your local Secretary of the Treasury, Mob Roulette. Dig:

http://images.craigslist.org/010110010304010408200706097acf0e4dba41fff192006f7e .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/01010801040801030720070609d96edc137788eb6c5a006ee9 .jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/01010001040501030220070609e78497d837627f5718001450 .jpg

This is only the beginning, Pot. Giving your shoes to me is the equivalent of donating an African child to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, minus the celebrity hubris. In my world, your shoes are the star, Pot. All of the glitz and glamor, yet none of the hangover. Imagine it, Pot. I know you feel me. I know you see it. Give the kicks a good home, dog. I'll get them laid, a quality education, trust fund, whatever, you name it. This ain't some Sally Struthers shit I'm dishing here yo. This is the real deal. I want to adopt your shoes. They can be like the son I never had. I'm getting old and lonely. I have no one to share my love with. No one to pass on my legacy to. Your shoes could fill this hole in my life. And while we're on the same subject, why not let your shoes fulfill their own destiny, Pot? Their own actualization into the upper crust of polite society? You know they deserve it. I promise to be both mentor and guide, both parent and benefactor. I beseech you to let your conscience decide here, good sir. I ask you to let your heart show you the way.

Thank you for your time. I respectfully await a response from you.

Cordially yours,

Mob Roulette, Esq.
Coachella MB, LLC

Nice looking pad, Mob!

mountmccabe
06-15-2007, 09:38 AM
John, are you also referring to me? Why? Because I've had an assful of the Hold Steady already? I was drunk by five PM that day. I didn't go anywhere but the couch.

Hahahahahaha.

I mean, not at all, mobsie. Also I thought I forgot to PM you with an "ALIAS!" after that show.

I was referring to the hips and the oddly currencied J~s and such. I just posted it in this thread because this one is worth bumping. I'm working on being better about not bumping threads I wanna complain about cause it's counterproductive.

And I must say that though at first glance your major entry into this thread did not delight me upon further review it is grand and full of life. The post I quoted above (but not the part I quoted) was a little too much towards the begging side in this context for my taste but I would not feel bad about losing to you.

mountmccabe
06-15-2007, 09:40 AM
I think perhaps we had better see pictures of both yours and John's feet, if we're going to talk about shoe habitat.

But I would never show anyone a pic of my bare feet.

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 09:41 AM
Show us a picture of a tapestry, then.

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 09:42 AM
I dunno about the aliases. Both bugonyourlip and bugonyourhip have PM'd me to start some kind of male Mr Universe poll or something. I was thinking they were the same person (along with caco).

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 09:42 AM
Both bugonyourlip and bugonyourhip have PM'd me to start some kind of male Mr Universe poll or something.

Do it. Are you some kind of idiot? Stop reading this and go do it.

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 09:43 AM
You do it. I'm not up for that.

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 09:44 AM
Come on, Amy. Do it.

It's for the good of the forum.

J~$$$
06-15-2007, 09:54 AM
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smokealotapotamus
06-15-2007, 10:44 AM
awesome video.

kimery08
06-15-2007, 10:45 AM
I dunno about the aliases. Both bugonyourlip and bugonyourhip have PM'd me to start some kind of male Mr Universe poll or something. I was thinking they were the same person (along with caco).

funny. bugonyourhip sent me a pm asking me to send him a hot picture of myself saying i support him. hmmm....

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 11:17 AM
Yeah, that was the PM I got from bugonyourhip.

Courtney
06-15-2007, 11:25 AM
Why didn't I get any message? WHERE'S THE LOVE, BUG #2??

PotVsKtl
06-15-2007, 11:27 AM
Take it to the all girl's thread.

P.S. Get the fuck out.

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 11:36 AM
I don't think it's relevant to the girls' thread.

Yablonowitz
06-15-2007, 02:00 PM
How can we get a pic of your junk if you don't have any?

5th grade deja vu.

I am not showing my junk to anyone. I've made that clear. Retard.

thelastgreatman
06-15-2007, 02:01 PM
My junk, however, is up for grabs.

::rimshot::

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 02:03 PM
5th grade deja vu.

I am not showing my junk to anyone. I've made that clear. Retard.
I know you're not showing your junk, but it sounded better to include you and LGM in the same sentence. You're showing your mitten. (teehee)

Yablonowitz
06-15-2007, 02:05 PM
My junk, however, is up for grabs.

::rimshot::

I'm throwing in a belt too. I'll show the buckle this weekend.

PS - I think Mob's very excessive Where the Wild Things Are montage is an attempt to kiss pot's ass.

Let me quote Ferris Bueller: "You can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 02:09 PM
I'm throwing in a belt too. I'll show the buckle this weekend.


Please, Yablo, please tell me it is one of these (http://www.enlighted.com/media/crazymad/belts/rainbow1x500.jpg). With the lights and everything.

J~$$$
06-15-2007, 02:16 PM
where the fuck do you buy that ! TELL ME NOW HANNAH!

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 02:16 PM
Yes master.

http://www.enlighted.com/pages/wrestle.shtml

I like this one:

http://www.enlighted.com/media/crazymad/belts/bluegoldanix400.gif

And this one:

http://www.enlighted.com/media/crazymad/belts/rbowanix500.gif

thefunkylama
06-15-2007, 02:17 PM
HOTT.

J~$$$
06-15-2007, 02:17 PM
OMG!

PS thanks.

mob roulette
06-15-2007, 02:28 PM
PS - I think Mob's very excessive Where the Wild Things Are montage is an attempt to kiss pot's ass.

Just because I'm not down in Missoula in your beastiality hump circle.

Walrus ass, meet goat penis. Goat penis, walrus ass. Enjoy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/DJYabloHat.jpg is a zoophile. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastiality)

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 02:29 PM
Easy, mob. Did you miss your nap today?

mob roulette
06-15-2007, 02:29 PM
This is a contest. I stand by my statement.

Courtney
06-15-2007, 02:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/DJYabloHat.jpg[/IMG] is a zoophile. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastiality)

Why is wikipedia using Leda and the Swan as a representation of zoophilia? I find that offensive.

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 02:34 PM
Why is wikipedia using Leda and the Swan as a representation of zoophilia?


emotional attachment to, and (often, but not always) sexual attraction

etc

Courtney
06-15-2007, 02:37 PM
Right, but it's not an animal. It's a god. That's a big difference. But I'll stop now before Pot reprimands me again to get out of the thread.

Hannahrain
06-15-2007, 02:40 PM
Image-wise, I imagine it's a lot more pleasant than one of those women who sleeps with barnyard animals. They probably thought it to be the most tasteful image they could come up with for "Zoophilia".

Yablonowitz
06-15-2007, 03:02 PM
This is a contest. I stand by my statement.

True or not, it still doesn't erase the reality of your blatant pandering and whorishness just for a pair of shoes. I may lose my pride and dignity by this, but at least I won't have jeopardized my moral integrity.

mob roulette
06-15-2007, 03:47 PM
True or not, it still doesn't erase the reality of your blatant pandering and whorishness just for a pair of shoes. I may lose my pride and dignity by this, but at least I won't have jeopardized my moral integrity.

Mob bait. I'm not taking it. Please define for me, if you would, the difference between what you term "blatant pandering" and simply appealing to the judge's sensibilities. This is a contest. As stated. I thought we all understood the rules here. Those shoes are MAGICAL to me and so I want to win them. I want to WIN.

Also, who are you to second guess my intentions here? What I wrote was heartfelt and sincere. I meant it, kid. Moral integrity? How dare you? At least I won't be exposing my johnson to rednecks in polyester pantsuits. Will you be sporting wood, do you think? Or does familiarity breed contempt?

amyzzz
06-15-2007, 03:48 PM
Mob is an epic shmoozer.