The Official Win Pot's Old Shoes Thread

[jackstraw94086]

True or not, it still doesn't erase the reality of your blatant pandering and whorishness just for a pair of shoes. I may lose my pride and dignity by this, but at least I won't have jeopardized my moral integrity.

did you buy your ticket yet? (http://sanfrancisco.tribe.net/event/Cunts-for-Fags/san-francisco-ca/0c23eabe-e942-4862-9b4e-2567a63bedbb)

[J~$$$]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[keriann]

Just because I'm not down in Missoula in your beastiality hump circle.
hahaha, I forgot about "dry hump circle"

[Yablonowitz]

Mob bait. I'm not taking it. Please define for me, if you would, the difference between what you term "blatant pandering" and simply appealing to the judge's sensibilities. This is a contest. As stated. I thought we all understood the rules here. Those shoes are MAGICAL to me and so I want to win them. I want to WIN.

Also, who are you to second guess my intentions here? What I wrote was heartfelt and sincere. I meant it, kid. Moral integrity? How dare you? At least I won't be exposing my johnson to rednecks in polyester pantsuits. Will you be sporting wood, do you think? Or does familiarity breed contempt?

You're trying to woo him knowing his expressed interest in Where the Wild Things Are. Why, I'll bet you don't even own one copy of it. I have it in at least three different sizes, yet did I pull that out to suck the weiner of the judge?

No, I did not. I want those shoes more than I want to breathe air, bitch, but I'm not going to be the crown jester to do it. How can you look at yourself in the mirror after that sad display, man?

And no one's getting a look at my johnson. It'll be safely sheathed in sock or mitten or thimble, depending on circumstances.

[thelastgreatman]

I'll volunteer to have PF ban my IP address for the shoes.

[PotVsKtl]

Official Contest Update:

Todays alcohol purchase is comprised of 750ml of Skyy vodka and a 6 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Dinner will be a Hot Pocket. Ill be watching The Great McGinty. Once I've been properly saturated with alcohol there will be guitar playing.

The official Pot bird is the pheasant.

[Yablonowitz]

I'll volunteer to have PF ban my IP address for the shoes.

Whoa. Fuck me, I can't top that shit.

[thelastgreatman]

Exactly.

SUCKA!

[thelastgreatman]

What the fuck does an English size 10 equal in American foots, btw?

[mountmccabe]

I want this thing to continue just for the Official Contest Updates.

[mob roulette]

Exactly.

SUCKA!

fT18BkRmul8

I'm not conceding.

[thelastgreatman]

I'm sure the overwhelming support from Yabs and Val will push my exile over the edge. Plus, I'll finally be able to get some work done. Win-win.

And you can all go back to thinking you're funnier and smarter than me. (Admittedly, now I'm just trying to promote my offer)

[Yablonowitz]

I'm sure the overwhelming support from Yabs and Val will push my exile over the edge. Plus, I'll finally be able to get some work done. Win-win.

And you can all go back to thinking you're funnier and smarter than me. (Admittedly, now I'm just trying to promote my offer)

Ah, knock it off. No one is trying to get rid of you, you retard.

[thelastgreatman]

Maybe I am, cuntdip.

[jackstraw94086]

What the fuck does an English size 10 equal in American foots, btw?

already stated. UK10 = US10.5 (but docs usually run a little big)

[full on idle]

Sometimes a person's just thinking too hard to read.

[caco0283]

Official Contest Update:

Todays alcohol purchase is comprised of 750ml of Skyy vodka and a 6 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Dinner will be a Hot Pocket. Ill be watching The Great McGinty. Once I've been properly saturated with alcohol there will be guitar playing.

The official Pot bird is the pheasant.

will you be playing hendrix by any chance...and will there be a guitar in your hand while you play the guitar??

[PotVsKtl]

will you be playing hendrix by any chance...and will there be a guitar in your hand while you play the guitar??

I changed my mind. Instead of playing guitar I opted to pass out fully clothed on my bed around 11PM.

[Yablonowitz]

GJkEwbVdcQY

[mob roulette]

Jo-X3fqklCw

[full on idle]

bump little thread bumpity bump

[thelastgreatman]

This contest has been going on so long those shoes are actually back in style again.

[bug on your lip]

This contest has been going on so long that even TomAZ remembers it as a kid

[Hannahrain]

The shoes are made out of dinosaur leather? Wow.

[thelastgreatman]

The shoes were actually part of a Back To The Future-stylie mix-up where they were transported from 2112 back to 1970, but then couldn't make the jump back?

Fuckin' Christopher Lloyd, always pulling this shit.

[bug on your lip]

This contest has been going on so long that Diddy is considering sampling it for his new single "White Threaded ***** Bling"

[Hannahrain]

This contest has been going on so long that even Ken acknowledges it.

[thelastgreatman]

This contest has been going on so long that those shoes stole some of Ken's tapes.

[bug on your lip]

This contest has been going on so long that the heel gel support has turned into powder.

[thelastgreatman]

This contest has been going on so long that the toes fucked Lana Turner, which knowing those shoes is entirely possible.

Nice work, shoes.

[Calamity Jane]

THAT'S FUCKING FASCINATING THELASTGREATMAN.

[thelastgreatman]

I've been waiting for that quote to get turned around on me. Didn't think it would happen within the first hour, though.

THAT'S FUCKING FASCINATING, ALIAS.

[TomAz]

This contest has been going on so long, I wonder if Pot put Yablo in charge.

[thelastgreatman]

This contest has been going on so long Passive, Supre, and Pete all got laid through pure trial and error.

[TomAz]

or with each other.

[thelastgreatman]

Wow... that'd be like a Perfect Storm of sexual ineptitude.

No one would know where to insert a goddamned thing.

[Yablonowitz]

This contest has been going on so long that I have become ashamed of my body and am now withdrawing my offer.

[woogie846]

This contest has been going on so long Portishead is actually on this year's line up.

[thelastgreatman]

This contest has been going on so long jokes about this year's line up are almost funny.

[noisemachine]

This thread has been going on so long that even Kevin Shields agrees that it has been going on too long.

[wmgaretjax]

i want those shoes. they are cool.

[rage patton]

This contest has been going on so long, Ken hasn't had the opportunity to bump it.

[PotVsKtl]

This contest has been going on so long that I have become ashamed of my body and am now withdrawing my offer.

Is this official?

[full on idle]

Today give the shoes away.

[corbo]

ok time for my entry. give the shoes to me. why?
well.. i am traveling to El Salvador this december.
once in El Salvador i will find the most impoverished
little village (not hard to do since theyre in every corner)
i will walk into the village shoes on hand and round up every
barefoot boy (or girl) that wishes to compete for the shoes.
i will tell them the shoes were once worn by michael jackson.
the competition i still have to workout.
i will probably just launch the shoes into the air and command them to
fight for them. the winner of the contest will get the shoes.
the shoes will most likely bring about much ridicule to the person
wearing them...and they may even cost them their lives
(there are gangs a plenty over there in much need of cool shoes).
but THINK for the few days that person wears the shoes
they would have TRULY lived! thinking
"WOW, i am walking in the shoes that Michael Jackson once wore"

now...do you really want to deprive that kid of that happiness
and give the shoes to some priviliged little cracker?

you think about that Pot.

[mob roulette]

This contest has been going on so long that even TomAZ remembers it as a kid


This contest has been going on so long that Diddy is considering sampling it for his new single "White Threaded ***** Bling"


This contest has been going on so long Passive, Supre, and Pete all got laid through pure trial and error.


or with each other.

Best of.


This contest has been going on so long that I have become ashamed of my body and am now withdrawing my offer.


Is this official?

Well?

[full on idle]

Corbo I like yours but don't mock the third-worlders, just give them the shoes without LIES. These shoes have enough pizazz to carry their own weight without a celebrity endorsement.

[Yablonowitz]

Best of.





Well?

Yeah. I don't think I'm worthy of those shoes. They belong to someone else. Plus, I'm very white and flabby and grotesque and no one wants to see that.

I liked John's presentation the most but I think Mob is the one who would wear it the best. But this isn't about me.

[full on idle]

I like John's best. Then Mob, but Corbo's is still good.

[thelastgreatman]

Those shoes, a mall, and my dick are still on the table.

[Hannahrain]

I hope that's not the same table you eat off of.

[thelastgreatman]

No, it's the table everyone eats my dick off of.

[Hannahrain]

That sounded forced. I'm willing to forget about that response if you want to try for something else later.

[thelastgreatman]

My dicklunch brings all the boys to the table...

[full on idle]

OK
great

back on track

[PotVsKtl]

Why the fuck does everyone have a MySpace avatar? Shit is infuriating.

[miscorrections]

it's the trend of the future.

[PotVsKtl]

Official Contest Update:

This thing took a shit in a wind tunnel. I woke up the other day and decided Yablonowitz was the winner, then he preemptively abdicated. Now that my options don't involve his hideous unclothed frame being bandied about like a Hasbro Bop It in a tweaker squat I'm all aflutter with self-doubt. Someone better represent.

[kimery08]

dammit pot. this is taking forever. no one has time to try to win your shoes. everyone is too busy taking black and white photos of themselves while trying to figure out caitlins reason for being.

[full on idle]

Why don't you give them to that kid who's had them as his avatar since you started this. Or just give them to Jack.

[J~$$$]

ebay.

[corbo]

will someone please think of the children!!

[full on idle]

Touche, Corbo.

[phoenixsky]

Give them to me, Pot.

I'll display them in a glass case in my living room. When people come over I'll make up stories about their importance. I'll give them to my first born son the eve of his prom. I'll make my future husband wear them...at our wedding. I'll display them at a garage sale and when some kid thinks he's struck gold, I'll very seriously walk over to him, take them away and say, "You don't deserve these." I'll keep them on my desk at work similar to the way my coworker keeps those stupid fucking stuffed animals her boyfriend gives her. I take them parasailing with me in Hawaii.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1954/ohtheplacesdz3.jpg

Plus it's my birthday. Just give them to me.

[J~$$$]

I really think that you need to find someone who works with nasa and try to get those shoes shot into space.

[PotVsKtl]

Official Contest Update:

This contest is 10 days old. If you have issues with it's longevity you're going to be unwillingly hiding my blow in your violently vacated cavities on the next Tijuana run.

[TomAz]

I think Valarie really, really, really wants to be the one who decides. or helps decide. It's buried in the subtext of her posts in this thread.

[DeltaSigChi4]

ebay.

eBay*

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[full on idle]

I think Valarie really, really, really wants to be the one who decides. or helps decide. It's buried in the subtext of her posts in this thread.

I can't help it. I'm a born decider.

[jackstraw94086]

You probably have at least a recessive unsticker gene too.

[full on idle]

what does that mean?

[marooko]

Give them to me, Pot.

I'll display them in a glass case in my living room. When people come over I'll make up stories about their importance. I'll give them to my first born son the eve of his prom. I'll make my future husband wear them...at our wedding. I'll display them at a garage sale and when some kid thinks he's struck gold, I'll very seriously walk over to him, take them away and say, "You don't deserve these." I'll keep them on my desk at work similar to the way my coworker keeps those stupid fucking stuffed animals her boyfriend gives her. I take them parasailing with me in Hawaii.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1954/ohtheplacesdz3.jpg

Plus it's my birthday. Just give them to me.

pot- if you could get this in wrting with pitures to prove it. i think you should really consider this.

[SojuGorae]

I'm moving out of the country next week so I decided to take some snaps of my shoes while packing.

Pot's golden kicks would be right at home with me in Seoul.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8338/img1101bqs5.jpg

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5638/img1106bfi8.jpg

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3557/img1099bqk6.jpg


edit: Shit, I just remembered Pot's shoes being size 10.5

Wouldn't fit me. Nevermind.

[ewiggy]

I'm moving out of the country next week

where ya goin?

[Deviate_420]

Pot, I will wear them proudly to every musical event I go to and Pictures will be provided. If I do not provide a picture of me wearing them At every show/festival that i go to, I will pay you 5,000 bucks ( I am rich, bitch). I will create a blog where I will describe, in vivid detail,all the adventures that I may go on while wearing those fine crafted, benevolent, spectacular, shoes. I will sign a contract so if any of the following are not carried out, you can take my ass to court. If the blog takes off and is long enough I will publish it and give you a certain percentage of the royalties........

[full on idle]

http://i14.tinypic.com/4qymvle.jpg

[J~$$$]

I was hoping that someone would offer to get a tat of yablo on thier ass for the shoes

example Yabl<3

or a portrait tat of his avatar.

[bug on your lip]

What if we already have one ?

[atom heart]

Whoever ends up winning these shoes really must get some new shoelaces for them. I mean, the ratty old black ones just detract from the otherwise blazing glory of these shoes.

[J~$$$]

What if we already have one ?

You have already won in my heart.

[amyzzz]

Isn't this shit over yet?

[full on idle]

WAIT

Pot.

Before you flame her, remember that she wants it. Don't feed the vapid troll.

[tessalasset]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

[PotVsKtl]

send the shoes off to various places in the country & boardmembers can take a pic with them on & then forward them on to the next guy

Yablo in Missoula > Bug in Minneapolis > York in St.Louis > Nando in NYC

you get the idea

just keep Caco off the dist list.
u know that fucker would get them & never mail them on.

Whoever sends me their name and address first gets first crack at the scrapbook. Do not apply unless you are willing to send actual photographs, blood samples, and locks of hair to the return address. Each person. I get them all.

[mountmccabe]

Yay for chain of sending of shoes.

[rage patton]

Wait... whats going on?

[mountmccabe]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/cbe4624f.jpg

[mountmccabe]

So, yeah.

Proper pics and hopefully a reenactment of the meeting of the shoes to come once I get my camera back.

I have been waiting to be able to post some sort of pic for over two weeks.

[Deviate_420]

I will pay 150 bucks for those shoes...

[PotVsKtl]

Those are some smashing kicks.

[disgustipated]

Ish GOLD!!
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/goldmember.jpg

[bug on your lip]

Mount

have you noticed that you are able to do things you've never done before while wearing the shoes? like men?

[mob roulette]

tee hee.

[mountmccabe]

I wore the shoes again last night, to a play in Peoria. One of my friends that went with commented "Groovy shoes" upon seeing them and then the old guy that took tickets couldn't stop staring at them and said that they were fascinating shoes (or something like that) while I was waiting to go in.

Sorry, no pics.

Now they will rest for a time.

[mob roulette]

I want to take them to a gay bar.

[clarky123]

How linear.

[mob roulette]

How appropos.

[TomAz]

http://www.originlab.com/www/resources/graph_gallery/images_galleries/LinearFit1.gif

[mob roulette]

Please refrain from any in-depth analyzing until the bait is taken, Tom. Thanks.

[clarky123]

Yes, in theory. However, wrong starting point.

[mob roulette]

Clarky, if you understood anything about anything, you would quickly realize that the shoes and I are not only heterosexual but also extremely good looking as well. So were we to go to a gay bar, every dude in the place would inevitably hit on us and buy us drinks and treat us lavishly. Then I could bring back the photographic evidence of us living in the lap of luxury, albeit for only a few short hours. I would think that a picture of fifty half-naked guys doing the Macarena in order to impress Pot’s shoes would be worth a thousand words. A thousand of them.

Also, that was an Electric Six lyric. This guy’s a real moron. He doesn’t even understand veiled references to pop culture.

[TomAz]

it's a shitty graphic anyways.

[psychic friend]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2362/dundundunnnnn9ebwu4.gif

[nothingman00]

Pot V. Skittle,
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!!!

[Jenniehoo]

I have nothing to say.

[caco0283]

MOTHERFUCKER I WANT TO WEAR YOUR SHOES TOMMORROW

[PotVsKtl]

mountmccabe is now in charge of future changings of hands.

[fatbastard]

I read an interview with Rilo Kiley in yesterday's LA Times. She was wearing a pair of these shoes (without the wing tip design). These shoes are catching on.

[mountmccabe]

I wasn't there to witness so this is all hearsay. There is a contingent that would call this all heresy but I'm not going to get into that side of the schism. Suffice it to say that this chronicle borrows most heavily from the neo-orthodox school. Enjoy!


Chapter 2


One afternoon, strangely familiar figures appear on the balcony
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/c79fa4b7.jpg

They are slightly bewildered but there can be no doubt, the loafers have returned! What miracle is this?

But look! There!
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/6f22f9c3.jpg

Could it be!? YES! The legendary Fluevog wingtips have incarnated themselves!

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/8c5502f1.jpg

They are given a heroes welcome
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/bf26b0f9.jpg
and are not required to sully themselves by touching the dirty cement on their trip inside.

Despite going along with the crowd in lying prostrate before the wingtips (or, perhaps because of the perceived indignity of being directly trod upon) the green Vans are skeptical
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/9556bc67.jpg
but the Fluevog wingtips do indeed match the icons of old and all is well.

Many have heard of the prophesied arrival of the Fluevogs and a great multitude gathered to hear the tales
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/b33c2f8a.jpg
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/38ccd74d.jpg) (click on the pic for higher resolution)
The masses were deeply moved by the stunning oration.

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/71a4c7b3.jpg
The Fluevog wingtips were an inspiration to all!

[full on idle]

holy fucking christ I am frightening my neighbors with my laughter.

[keriann]

God I love the way you pose the shoes. So. Much.

[bballarl]

John, that was the best post you have ever made. Hall of Fame status. For both boards. Two thumbs waaaaaay up.

[miscorrections]

do pot's wearable just lend themselves to photo stories? because all posts under that category have been excellent.

[J~$$$]

shoes. John cracks me up.

[PotVsKtl]

Accessorapture.

[dorkfish]

John, that was the best post you have ever made. Hall of Fame status. For both boards. Two thumbs waaaaaay up.
second best in my opinion. the greg is really a character he created story was pretty good...

[Courtney]

I <3 this post so much. Also that foreshadowing in the last two pictures is worrying me. Watch out, Fluevogs!

[TomAz]

Loafers with laces? can that be possible?

[Courtney]

Loafers with laces? can that be possible?

OED says yes; I say no.


3. a. Usu. pl. The proprietary name of a shoe for wearing on informal occasions.

1939 Trade Marks Jrnl. 19 Apr. 520/2 Loafer. Boots, shoes, slippers, sandals, leggings and gaiters. Fortnum and Mason Ltd.--London. 1948 M. STURGES-JONES In Wedlock Wake 11 Pullover sweaters, bobby socks, and leather loafers. 1963 T. PYNCHON V vi. 136 Profane kicked off his shoes--old black loafers of Geronimo's--and concentrated on dancing in his socks. 1971 ‘V. X. SCOTT’ Surrogate Wife 161, I saw him standing there in lean slacks..and suède loafers. 1972 Last Whole Earth Catalog (Portola Inst.) 406/2 The big thing for guys is jeans or slacks, button-down shirts or T-shirts and brown loafers without socks.

[TomAz]

you have an OED subscription? wow

[TomAz]

how does the OED define 'emo'?

[mountmccabe]

Loafers with laces? can that be possible?

Those shoes are named "Loafers." And I'll submit to the judgement of others with more experience in these matters with regards to what kind of shoes they actually are.

Can't say it surprises me that there is some question, Loafers have always been a bit off; even before the suicide.


Also I am glad people have enjoyed the continuing exploits of my shoes.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.orangeride.com/archives/2002/fenway_openingday/pennyloafers.jpg

[Courtney]

how does the OED define 'emo'?

Emo is there with usenet newsgroup etymology dating back to 1993, but doesn't have a definition. They do have a definition for emo-core:


emo-core, n.

orig. and chiefly U.S.

Show pronunciation* Show etymology* Hide quotations* Show date charts*

A style of popular music originating in the United States in the mid 1980s, derived from hardcore punk music and characterized by emotional, usually introspective lyrics. Also: the subculture or style associated with this music.

1992 Fugazi's Members' Old Bands & Crap in alt.music.alternative (Usenet newsgroup) 12 May, This is such a wonderful band--one of the originators of the ‘emo-core’ sound. Brendan was rumored to break into tears on stage as he sang. 1995 Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch 15 June D13/2 Original emocore bands..played raucously loud music but its vocalists were man enough to shed a tear on stage. 2003 No Depression May-June 119/2 A crashing affair called ‘Stay True’..sounds a little like early emo-core.

But this isn't about emo.

[J~$$$]

I did not notice at first but the loafers brandishing the sheathed dagger is pretty sweet.

[TomAz]

Never trust loafers with laces, is what I always say.

[Yablonowitz]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/mountmccabe/Coachella/Shoes/b33c2f8a.jpg


John - do you ever wear those flip-flops with your football jersies?

[bballarl]

I bet he did at Coachella 06.

[mountmccabe]

John - do you ever wear those flip-flops with your football jersies?

I can't recall. Not frequently, at any rate. I mostly only wear a jersey to a festival, when out to watch football at a bar or a in person, when participating in various sports, when I can't find anything else clean.



I bet he did at Coachella 06.

I have not worn flip flops inside the Polo Grounds.

[betao]

can pot's shoes cure aidz?

[TomAz]

Emo is there with usenet newsgroup etymology dating back to 1993, but doesn't have a definition. They do have a definition for emo-core:



But this isn't about emo.

no, it's not, but still, it's about Pot's shoes, and I wonder what Pot's opinion is on the notion put forth by the OED that Fugazi was emo.

[mob roulette]

Maybe they meant Rites of Spring.

[mountmccabe]

no, it's not, but still, it's about Pot's shoes, and I wonder what Pot's opinion is on the notion put forth by the OED that Fugazi was emo.

OED is just quoting what somebody said on usenet. That left me stunned, I must say. I am not at all sayin' it's bad but wow. When'll they start quoting this board?

Also it's a surprisingly confusing excerpt as well. It is more than rumoured that Brendan was the drummer while Guy and Ian sang.

Also feel free to search back through the other threads for me going further on this but Guy (and Brendan) was in Rites of Spring and Ian was in Embrace and those were the first of the Emo bands. Fugazi was different than those original bands but there are similarities and furthermore they inspired a lot of the next style of emo (bands such as Sunny Day Real Estate and Texas is the Reason.)

Modern Chris Carrabba-style emo that you probably know better would be third wave.

[mountmccabe]

Wait a second, am I being set-up here? Is TomAz gonna turn out to be a mob alias too?

Maybe I should work on being able to not respond to such comments about the origins of emo.

[J~$$$]

I heard they are trying to get back together for some stuff in 2008. Most likely bs.

[keriann]

http://www.orangeride.com/archives/2002/fenway_openingday/pennyloafers.jpg

I do not approve of those socks.

[PotVsKtl]

Fugazi is pretty commonly put forward as a defining emo band. It's a lot of fucking nonsense. The scene fell apart so hard nobody can even remember what was happening.

[Yablonowitz]

5aYum8SMubE



Yes, I know the video quality is none too good. I had video capturing problems, OK?

[Hannahrain]

Hahahahahahahahahhaha.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha.






































AHahahahahahahahahahahah.

[fatbastard]

2007 Video of the Year. It's infectious. I'm trying to imitate that dance right now in the office with the speakers full blast.

[ewiggy]

more.

[miscorrections]

THE DANCE IS BRILLIANT WAY TO GO

ONLY CAPS LOCK CAN CONVEY MY MIRTH

[ewiggy]

corinna i love you.

[ewiggy]

only slightly less than i love greg.

[Jenniehoo]

Greg, you make magic.

[full on idle]

What kind of charmed universe is this that all of you fit into the same shoes?

Bravo, my good sir.

[mountmccabe]

Is it wrong that I kept expecting the pants to drop and reveal just a mitten?


That video is all kinds of awesome regardless.

[ewiggy]

What kind of charmed universe is this that all of you fit into the same shoes?

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/0/L/6/sisterhoodofthetravelingposter.jpg

[J~$$$]

OMG.....


<3!YABLO!LOL!

[bug on your lip]

5aYum8SMubE



Yes, I know the video quality is none too good. I had video capturing problems, OK?


this is the bester video iz evah seen in mah life

[Hannahrain]

The shoes in front of the dishwasher.

There's a chance we're nearing armageddon.

[J~$$$]

I enjoyed see that Yablo is still getting use out of that playground that took him like a year to bulid even though the kids have moved on.

[bug on your lip]

his kids are into starting fires now

so they may return

[keriann]

Is it wrong that I kept expecting the pants to drop and reveal just a mitten?

I wouldn't say I was expecting this, but I did watch the entire video braced for it to happen at any moment.

[HowToDisappear]

The shoes in front of the dishwasher.

There's a chance we're nearing armageddon.


I enjoyed see that Yablo is still getting use out of that playground that took him like a year to bulid even though the kids have moved on.


his kids are into starting fires now

so they may return


Hahahahahahahahahaha

Magnificent! Another Hall of Famer, Yablo.

[chrislasf]

This is why Greg is better than everyone else here.

[amyzzz]

I'm missing something.

[J~$$$]

OMG someone hit a homerun!

[Courtney]

So so so awesome. I <3 you Yablo.

[RotationSlimWang]

All I'm saying is if those shoes ever get in my hands I'm carrying through on my promise of full-frontal Randick.

There might be dancing. There could also be chasing, or fleeing. Possibly arrests. Perhaps a tazering, which Jack will defend vehemently as a humane act. =)

[amyzzz]

I think I have about every color of Docs except gold. Well, I don't have silver either, although my iridescent lacey white ones are almost silver.

[PotVsKtl]

May your jetski pierce the waves with alacrity for all your days.

[full on idle]

welcome back

[chrislasf]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/chrislasf/P1010892.jpg

Might be my favorite picture I have ever taken in my life.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/chrislasf/P1020003.jpg

The Seine.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/chrislasf/P1020008.jpg

I am in your museum. Cracking da vinci codes.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/chrislasf/P1020019.jpg

The fluevogs approve of Campi's The Mystery Of The Passion Of Christ. This is because they are more cultured than you.

[J~$$$]

YES!

[J~$$$]

Yalls look like ur breakin.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Sweeties.

[full on idle]

C'est magnifique!!!

[Courtney]

OH GOD YES.

[bug on your lip]

that's awesome


although those fukkin shoes are all greasy now

[amyzzz]

oh my god. That's awesome.

[tessalasset]

I fucking love you guys so much. I seriously think we have the coolest board in the world.

And Yabs, I say this with all sincerity - I am so glad you joined this board. You take all of our little shenanigans to new levels and just continue to amaze me.

[Hannahrain]

Are you dying?

[Hannahrain]

Is Yablo dying?

[J~$$$]

We are all dying Hannah.

[mountmccabe]

Stef gets pictures with all the celebrities.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Oh man. Too bad the photo's so dark. This should clarify things:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2126/1900741520_47606792de_o.jpg

[bug on your lip]

where is the Ghey box ?

[full on idle]

I think it pops up if you type :bugonyourlip

[kreutz2112]

:burn

[bug on your lip]

:hardly

[full on idle]

:weaksauce

[bug on your lip]

:30035 in yer calculator

[PotVsKtl]

Pick it up shoes thread. We've got continents to cover.

[chrislasf]

We need a chinaman. I got the box all ready for shipping.

[full on idle]

My friend in Seattle is going to China on business in a couple weeks, but he doesn't really like the internet.

[PotVsKtl]

Also I was re-reading this piece of shit and mob should get a crack at it for the Where the Wild Things Are drama.

[full on idle]

Mob's gone.

If the shoes were here they could go to Mezzanine tonight and get filmed in the Mos Def dvd.

[PotVsKtl]

Mos would probably drop his whole "enlightened negro" schtick and shoot you in the face with his "gat" to get at those shoes.

[J~$$$]

Where is mob?

[full on idle]

I think he had a baby.

[J~$$$]

WORD! Hell yes. I want to congratulate him. did he ever marry his special lady or were they just going to remain as is?

[full on idle]

I dunno!

[J~$$$]

sugar free?

[Yablonowitz]

I don't know if John will agree with me, but it is VERY difficult to part with the shoes. It's almost painful for me to look at Chris' pictures. It's like seeing my woman with another guy(s).

[tessalasset]

I wonder who Mob is gonna come back as next time!

[Stefinitely Maybe]

My rapper name is Mos Stef. True story.

[mountmccabe]

I don't know if John will agree with me, but it is VERY difficult to part with the shoes. It's almost painful for me to look at Chris' pictures. It's like seeing my woman with another guy(s).

Word.

[mountmccabe]

But I do want them to be happy.

[mountmccabe]

I am trying not to be bitter. There are other shoes in the world even if right now none of them seem half as good.

[Yablonowitz]

Me too. They did seem happy when I rubbed them all over my genatalia and taint.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

So thanks to the shoes I have vicariously succeeded in touching Yablo's genitalia? Awesome.

[Yablonowitz]

So thanks to the shoes I have vicariously succeeded in touching Yablo's genitalia? Awesome.

Let me know if you develop a bright red chancre on your willy.

[full on idle]

OK!

Shoes!

[J~$$$]

shoooez.

[full on idle]

Who has these? This thread was the best thread of 2007.

I want to go shoe shopping.

[ruetheday]

those shoes are fucking hideous.

[thelastgreatman]

those shoes are fucking hideous.

If I had children I'd rather they bear a resemblance to those shows than you.

[ruetheday]

Randy, your children will be ugly regardless.

[full on idle]

When you make discouraging remarks about Pot's shoes, you are really showing your true colors, Rue.

[thinnerair]

i tried to get those shoes and was turned down.
i wont tell you which racist on this board denied me those shoes.

i had big plans, but someone had to go and ruin christmas for me.
thanks.

[ruetheday]

When you make discouraging remarks about Pot's shoes, you are really showing your true colors, Rue.

Oh sorry, I forgot opinions aren't allowed.

[Jenniehoo]

Oh, you two.

[full on idle]

Oh sorry, I forgot opinions aren't allowed.

I just want you to be more supportive.

[ruetheday]

Supportive of ugly shoes?

[PotVsKtl]

Your face looks like a dodgeball.

[full on idle]

Supportive of ugly shoes?

Yes.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

I'm the champ.

[full on idle]

...meaning you want the shoes?

[full on idle]

I find Trick Loves the Kids perplexing.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

What do you want to know?

[full on idle]

well what did you mean?

[ruetheday]

Yes.

I won't do it.

[full on idle]

Then we've come to a real crossroad, Rue.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

What size are the shoes? I didn't read the whole thread.

[mountmccabe]

I wear 12s. I sometimes can wear 11s but they are usually tight on me.

I could wear these but they were tight on me. One of them, I forget which, was really, really tight on me. I couldn't wear it much more than a couple hours without hating my feet. I don't remember which of my feet is bigger.

It goes mostly without saying that I had no hate for the shoes.

[thinnerair]

bump.

[clarky123]

They are not coming back.

[thinnerair]

you know nothing.

[thinnerair]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/thinnerair/2.jpg

[rage patton]

Howd they end up in the fridge?

[thinnerair]

they be hanging out. wanting a snack.

[Hamper Poop]

i knew you wouldnt disappoint me

[LooseAtTheZoo]

I win. Desperately.

[Jenniehoo]

CAPRI SUN

[CalmerThanYou]

Fuck.

I just spent the last hour reading this thread.

I just spent the last hour thoroughly entertained.

I just spent the last hour having my mind blown.

Fuck.

[LooseAtTheZoo]

I want these shoes so badly. They are amazing.

[Jenniehoo]

Nando, do something awesome with them. The bar is high.

[thinnerair]

we have plans.
we have a big day this weekend, weather permitting.

[Young blood]

make em commit suicide and toss em off the golden gate bridge.

[thinnerair]

actually, its funny you mention that.

[thinnerair]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/thinnerair/yayshoes.gif


This is gonna be a fun week.

[ivankay]

The most amazing shoes ever.

[thinnerair]

Finding a baby on your door step is one thing. Finding a crazy shoe at your door step is another.

[Jenniehoo]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/thinnerair/yayshoes.gif


This is gonna be a fun week.

I'm pretty sure if Peter Gabriel had gotten those shoes in the mail, he couldn't have done much better.

[bballarl]

I'm pretty sure if Peter Gabriel had gotten those shoes in the mail, he couldn't have done much better.

Ahahaha

[PotVsKtl]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/thinnerair/yayshoes.gif


This is gonna be a fun week.

Tight like flames. Kick it hard.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.enlighted.com/media/burghman/shoes2/shoes1anix200.gif

[york707]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/3024298301_7e503b1ab7.jpg

[bug on your lip]

wait

york has em now?

or is Nando & York roomies? or the ghey?