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J~$$$
06-11-2007, 04:48 PM
I <3 hells kitchen.

noisemachine
06-11-2007, 05:01 PM
top chef > hell's kitchen

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 05:03 PM
fuck you ho. This is hells kitchen thread, not a noisevag's opinion thread.

noisemachine
06-11-2007, 05:05 PM
fuck you ho. This is hells kitchen thread, not a noisevag's opinion thread.

So why don't you constructively counter my opinion and tell us what is so special about hell's kitchen rather than calling me a "ho"?

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 05:08 PM
I dont have to justify shit to you. Go start a "top chef" thread and stop ho'n up this thread.

noisemachine
06-11-2007, 05:11 PM
But my post was just as much about hell's kitchen as it was top chef. Just sayin.

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 05:12 PM
gold star.

noisemachine
06-11-2007, 05:17 PM
I accept your apology.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 07:43 PM
Top Chef has that annoying girl. "Please pack your knives and go". She sounds retarded.

Hells Kitchen has Gordon Ramsey. "Hello, no FUCKING bones in the fish please!"

full on idle
06-11-2007, 07:51 PM
I <3 HELL'S KITCHEN TOO IS IT ON TV AGAIN? WHAT DAY?

full on idle
06-11-2007, 07:52 PM
BLOODY RISOTTO!!!!!!!!

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 07:56 PM
It's on right now.

full on idle
06-11-2007, 07:57 PM
oh too late for me to find a tv.

Wheres the beef?
06-11-2007, 07:58 PM
3 minutes until new HK!

Shut your fucking mouth and get on your fucking station!

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 08:00 PM
It's over here.

i WOULDN'T SERVE THIS TO A FUCKING PIG!!!! FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!

full on idle
06-11-2007, 08:03 PM
How's this year's crop looking?

That sweating dude last year was repulsive.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 08:05 PM
There's a heavy Asian guy that cries all the time.

It's pretty classic.

Wheres the beef?
06-11-2007, 08:17 PM
There's a heavy Asian guy that cries all the time.

It's pretty classic.

Yeah dude WTF!?!

Wheres the beef?
06-11-2007, 08:18 PM
I am officially calling it right now. I think the winner is going to be the black chick that works at the waffle house. Or that black guy. I think his name is Rock. He hasnt gotten much exposure. I think he is a dark horse (no pun intended) and could take it all.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 09:06 PM
I agree with you on that guy. I think Waffle House is going to implode. I think most of those girls are retarded.

I also think Crying Man is going to be around for awhile, simply for the humor.

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 09:21 PM
3VDou_74LtE&mode

That chinaman is a fookin poontang.

SojuGorae
06-11-2007, 09:26 PM
It's Asian, not Chinaman, fucko.

But if he's actually Chinese, then my bad.

Anyway, too bad this show conflicts with Big Love. That fat guy is fucking hilarious.

PotVsKtl
06-11-2007, 09:29 PM
Thanks assholes, I don't have cable specifically so I can make it two years without learning about a new reality show and now I'm downloading this thing. These people better be dangerously incompetent spastics slicing each others faces and so forth.

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 09:31 PM
It's Asian, not Chinaman, fucko.

But if he's actually Chinese, then my bad.

Anyway, too bad this show conflicts with Big Love. That fat guy is fucking hilarious.

Its honkey to you bitch. Chef Ramsey does discriminate.


There is a cracka that has some serious arnold shit goin' on too this season.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 11:31 PM
I actually think he IS Chinese. He said at one point all he can cook is Chinese food.

noisemachine
06-11-2007, 11:34 PM
I will admit I do enjoy this show, but only to watch Chef Ramsey bitch at people. The narration during the show is annoying though. Also, theres nothing interesting about it from a culinary point of view, which is why I enjoy Top Chef more.

TomAz
06-12-2007, 07:38 AM
http://www.horhaus.com/weblogs/archives/v3/ironchef-karl.jpg

noisemachine
06-12-2007, 07:53 AM
horray for iron chef!

Wheres the beef?
08-01-2007, 09:22 PM
I am officially calling it right now. I think the winner is going to be the black chick that works at the waffle house. Or that black guy. I think his name is Rock. He hasnt gotten much exposure. I think he is a dark horse (no pun intended) and could take it all.

Seeing as my boy Rock is the finals I think its good time to quote myself here and say "I fucking called it, bitch!"

captncrzy
08-01-2007, 09:55 PM
And I agreed with you!!!

marooko
08-02-2007, 09:07 AM
top chef > hell's kitchen

i concur. i think hells kitchen is a turd.

fatbastard
08-02-2007, 10:33 AM
top chef > hell's kitchen

Actually top chef<hell's kitchen<Ramsey's Kitchen on BBC


There's a heavy Asian guy that cries all the time.

It's pretty classic.

Best televised meltdown by a person ever.


Seeing as my boy Rock is the finals I think its good time to quote myself here and say "I fucking called it, bitch!"

He has the experience and the anger issue is proboly a plus in a kitchen environment.

I double tapped my heart with my fist when he told Waffle Girl that he was going to send her to cooking school.

I'm disappointed that he has not been as insulting as in the past seasons.

J~$$$
08-02-2007, 11:25 AM
i concur. i think hells kitchen is a turd.

I think your face is a turd.

captncrzy
08-02-2007, 11:35 AM
He's not as insulting, but I noticed he's told people to fuck off more.

J~$$$
08-02-2007, 11:41 AM
Yeah I wish he would make fun of people more. I enjoyed him calling that one girl "gremlin"

Im thinking that risotto maybe one of the hardest things in the world to cook.

I hope the Asian guy cries in the season finale .

disgustipated
08-02-2007, 11:54 AM
risotto is definitely one of the toughest things to cook.

marooko
08-02-2007, 12:02 PM
I think your face is a turd.

hahahahahahahah................................... .....

Wheres the beef?
08-02-2007, 12:24 PM
hahahahahahahah................................... .....

...............silence

Wheres the beef?
08-02-2007, 12:30 PM
I think your face is a turd.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/carbine000/filekc3.gif

captncrzy
08-02-2007, 01:47 PM
I cook Risotto all the time; you get pretty adept to it if you do it a lot, which is why it's odd to me that still can't cook it right. Guess it must be all the screetching pressure?

KenMixtape
08-02-2007, 03:06 PM
We met Crying Man at a bar one night before the season started. He told us he was going to be on the show and we said "how cool!" It was pretty sad to see the outcome.

FYI, Crying Man is a Daft Punk fan who was actually at the LA show!

(sorry for bringing up daft punk in yet another thread)

captncrzy
08-02-2007, 06:13 PM
I saw that girl Jen (the one that just got eliminated) in the airport in Charlotte a month or so ago. It was right after the episode when she fished the spaghetti out of the garbage and tried to serve it. I didn't say anything though.

disgustipated
08-02-2007, 10:15 PM
those people on Hells kitchen aren't chefs they are line cooks...big difference.

fatbastard
08-03-2007, 05:05 AM
Indeed. We're talking about a girl who won a competition by making grilled cheese.

captncrzy
08-03-2007, 07:22 AM
I think that guy Rock is an executive chef

fatbastard
08-03-2007, 11:40 AM
I think your right.

Wheres the beef?
08-03-2007, 11:43 AM
I saw that girl Jen (the one that just got eliminated) in the airport in Charlotte a month or so ago. It was right after the episode when she fished the spaghetti out of the garbage and tried to serve it. I didn't say anything though.

Yeah you could have made a crack at her. But then how funny would it have been if she had won?

Wheres the beef?
08-03-2007, 11:43 AM
Indeed. We're talking about a girl who won a competition by making grilled cheese.

But we are also talking about high school kids..........in LA.

Wheres the beef?
08-13-2007, 08:21 PM
ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK


Im on the west coast so I dont know yet. But yur my dawg Rock!

fatbastard
08-16-2007, 06:53 PM
But we are also talking about high school kids..........in LA.


Actually Alhambra.

Congratulations Rock!!!