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caco0283
06-09-2007, 07:03 AM
omg im so hung over right now.....my head hurts and thats why im typing very small....ah im going to try to pass the fuck out again...i hate drinking.....its satans curse to humanity

caco0283
06-09-2007, 07:08 AM
i think got into a fight last night....i dont remember....my jaw feels like it got punched many times....i cant chew right now....i have marks on my face.....im never fucking drinking again

DeltaSigChi4
06-09-2007, 07:24 AM
Never saw this coming.

E

caco0283
06-09-2007, 07:36 AM
from what i was just told i got in a fight with a guy last night...i "won" the fight and when his friends were holding him back and my friends were holding me back i was screaming "you fucking monkey....fuck you monkey....you think you can handle this....ohhhh ohhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh"

im so happy he wasnt black cos that would of been taken the wrong way

J~$$$
06-09-2007, 07:38 AM
Whoomp there it is!

caco0283
06-09-2007, 07:38 AM
the best part of being hung over is waking up....walking across the street and starting my breakfast with this


http://www.rpp.com.pe/images/especiales/felices_fiestas_patrias_2006/81152.jpg

J~$$$
06-09-2007, 07:41 AM
why is it white? I thought shrimp cocktails were red.....So what is that?

DaOneManWonda
06-09-2007, 07:43 AM
its cum

caco0283
06-09-2007, 07:47 AM
leche de tigre

smokealotapotamus
06-09-2007, 08:34 AM
awesome name... but what the fuck is it?

amyzzz
06-09-2007, 08:35 AM
That looks absolutely disgusting.

bug on your lip
06-09-2007, 08:35 AM
Did they put your vomit in a glass in garnish it with chilled shrimp ?

sonofhal
06-09-2007, 09:08 AM
Did they put your vomit in a glass in garnish it with chilled shrimp ?

Stomach spatter seafood platter - Yummy!


I've been trying to cut down on the beer too. I drink a lot when i go and see bands (and i go and see bands a lot).

Jenniehoo
06-09-2007, 09:32 AM
That actually looks really nasty. I don't understand why the shrimp are in milk.

I'm sorry, Ronnie. Be glad you won the fight. Honestly, it could be a lot worse.

captncrzy
06-09-2007, 10:03 AM
Oh that looks foul.

Give me two Jack in the Box tacos and an extra large Diet Coke for a hangover any day.

smokealotapotamus
06-09-2007, 10:04 AM
oi, An extreme sausage sandwich on sourdough from Jack in the Box... with some Mozz Stix. there we go.

denies the day
06-09-2007, 10:41 AM
How appropriate that this was the first thread I read today.

I hate waking up and realizing I left my debit card at the bar. Again.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu ckfuckfukfcufkcufi


edit: YES! Debit card was in my jeans. Gonna celebrate with a beer...

PineapplePete
06-09-2007, 10:42 AM
sucks

ThomThom
06-09-2007, 10:55 AM
I hope I get over this flu fast, I NEED to drink at the LCD show tomorrow night

DeltaSigChi4
06-09-2007, 11:11 AM
You're lucky that the gringo didn't know how to fight, caca.

Or else you would've been in a world of hurt.

Can't really do well from under sidecontrol when someone is raining viciously inhumane elbows down on your face, when you're ridiculously intoxicated.

E

noisemachine
06-09-2007, 11:11 AM
I hope I get over this flu fast, I NEED to drink at the LCD show tomorrow night

Speaking of...what are the drink prices and the bar like at the El Rey. This will be my first time going there of drinking age.

caco0283
06-09-2007, 12:13 PM
That actually looks really nasty. I don't understand why the shrimp are in milk.

I'm sorry, Ronnie. Be glad you won the fight. Honestly, it could be a lot worse.

jennie there isnt any milk in it....its made with lemon juice

Leche de Tigre / Tigerís Milk
After finishing a delicious dish of cebiche, youíll notice a pool of liquid left on your plate. This is known as Tigerís Milk, and is traditionally drunk as a hangover cureóespecially delicious when poured into a glass and mixed with white wine, pisco, or vodka!

Leche de Tigre With Seviche
The Chef
Anthony Bourdain of Brasserie Les Halles

Servings
8 people

Ingredients
4 to 5 limes, juiced
1 clove garlic, minced
1 medium red onion, thinly sliced
2 to 3 serrano peppers, seeded and minced, to taste
Sea salt and freshly ground white pepper
ľ cup finest extra-virgin olive oil
12 ounces calamari, thinly sliced
1 pound red snapper or grouper, thinly sliced
24 to 32 littleneck clams
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro, optional

Cooking Instructions
Add all the ingredients (except cilantro) to a nonreactive glass or stainless-steel bowl, and marinate about 10 minutes in the refrigerator.

Strain the juice from the seviche, and serve the juice in 8 chilled short glasses. Arrange the seviche in 8 martini glasses. Garnish with cilantro.




You're lucky that the gringo didn't know how to fight, caca.

Or else you would've been in a world of hurt.

Can't really do well from under sidecontrol when someone is raining viciously inhumane elbows down on your face, when you're ridiculously intoxicated.

E

so what im finding out now is that there wasnt really a fight...i pushed the guy down and he got up and threw something at me....my friends think it was a rock....why i was calling him a monkey i was hitting myself in the face telling him he can hit me....i hit myself nonstop about 10 times according to my friends...then i told him if i heard he hit my friend (girl that is like a little sister to me) i would kill him

thefunkylama
06-09-2007, 12:42 PM
Wow, Ronnie kicked the shit out of himself. This is a first.

Edit: on a side note, ceviche is delicious, but that picture doesn't look like any ceviche i've ever eaten.

PineapplePete
06-09-2007, 12:45 PM
that is such a waste of good seafood!

denies the day
06-09-2007, 12:47 PM
why i was calling him a monkey i was hitting myself in the face telling him he can hit me....i hit myself nonstop about 10 times according to my friends...then i told him if i heard he hit my friend (girl that is like a little sister to me) i would kill him

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i248/clarknova_photos/instructoart_cuckoo.gif

Ill_Eagle
06-09-2007, 12:57 PM
Hangovers are for quitters. Why stop drinking when the nights over.

phoenixsky
06-09-2007, 01:01 PM
I've never really bought into the whole "the best way to cure a hangover is to start drinking again" thing until recently. Shit works.

joppy-slow
06-09-2007, 01:22 PM
omg im so hung over right now.....my head hurts and thats why im typing very small....ah im going to try to pass the fuck out again...i hate drinking.....its satans curse to humanity

whatever.. you will be drunk again tomorrow night.

best cure for hangover:

3 - 200 mg tablets of advil
1 - 8 hour extended release tylonel
1 large cherry slurpy
1 bacon, egg and cheese biscuit from McDonalds (or any greezy food)
1 bottle of evian water
and Sat. afternoon TV to nap to..

orbit
06-09-2007, 01:43 PM
Edit: on a side note, ceviche is delicious, but that picture doesn't look like any ceviche i've ever eaten.

That picture is not ceviche, it's leche de tigre. It could be called 'ceviche juice', because it's like ceviche but with no fish, and served in a cup instead of a plate.

If you wanna try the best ceviche in the world, the north of Peru is the place to go.

leo01g
06-09-2007, 01:46 PM
Best cure:
Ihop pancakes with a fat ass jug of orange juice. Always cures me.

miscorrections
06-09-2007, 02:10 PM
in the new hours of a hangover i chug water and eat advil like it's going out of style.

also bananas, juice, and carb-heavy foods tend to help once i feel ok to eat.

TomAz
06-09-2007, 02:20 PM
caffeine
sugar
and fat

i go with
diet coke
dark chocolate
and fried eggs

DeltaSigChi4
06-09-2007, 02:22 PM
If you wanna try the best ceviche in the world, the north of Peru is the place to go.

Wrong. Go to the richest restaurants in Lima.

E

fatbastard
06-09-2007, 02:52 PM
http://www.eastcountylive.com/laspalmas/photogallery/thumbnails/menudo.jpg

orbit
06-09-2007, 02:55 PM
Wrong. Go to the richest restaurants in Lima.

E

I don't think so.. Although restaurants such as Astrid & Gaston, Brujas de Cachiche, Jose Antonio, Pescados Capitales, etc are much more expensive and have pretty good food, they don't make the food as delicious as in the north of Peru (I don't remember the exact name of that restaurant right now but it is in Catacaos, Piura). Even in Lima city itself, there was one restaurant in Rimac who had excelent peruvian food, even better than the restaurants above mentioned.

DeltaSigChi4
06-09-2007, 03:07 PM
Yes. Fly/bus to Piura just for a plate of ceviche.

Next: Fly/parachute onto Antarctica for shave ice.

E

orbit
06-09-2007, 03:15 PM
That's if you are going to be in Lima all the time.. but if you are traveling around the north, stopping by a restaurant at Catacaos to try the ceviche would be the best you could do.

All That I Am
06-09-2007, 03:28 PM
Ok I don't know how i've acquired this knowledge, but i'm glad i know it.
Hangovers are caused more than anything by a lack of fluid and electrolytes, since alcohol is essentially poison your body flushes the system to rid itself of the poison, which is why you piss so much. All this piss is taking the vitamin and minerals your body needs out of you along with the alcohol and water, the headache you get from a hang over is caused from dehydration more than anything.
The best hangover food is fatty food, becuase your stomach is highly acidic in the morning after drinkikng, the fat rises to the top and floats which is a buffer for the acidity of your stomach, breads and doughy things like pancakeds and doughnuts help to absorb much of the stomach acid.
First things first if you know you've drank too much take a multivitamin and as much water as you can before bed, but if you really drank too much you'll wake up half naked in the hallway with a killer hang over. Still drink as much water in the morning, gatorade is preferred but if you don't have any just mix some salt and sugar in the glass of water you're drinking, instant electrolytes. Alkaseltzer helps too it has painkillers in it.
If none of that works just crack a beer and drink up, it'll take the edge off of a hangover, but this doesn't work indefintely, you should still drink as much water as possible.

thefunkylama
06-09-2007, 04:09 PM
Vitamin Bees are good for your liver.

Yablonowitz
06-09-2007, 04:20 PM
why i was calling him a monkey i was hitting myself in the face telling him he can hit me....i hit myself nonstop about 10 times according to my friends...

There is a connection between this and your penchant for getting cockblocked.

miscorrections
06-09-2007, 04:25 PM
Vitamin Bees are good for your liver.

vitamin bees are good for your soul.

caco0283
06-09-2007, 05:40 PM
There is a connection between this and your penchant for getting cockblocked.


whatcha mean greg??

Deviate_420
06-09-2007, 05:48 PM
When I am hungover I take 3-8 500 mg vicodin and wash it down with either 2 shots of Grey Goose or a pint of Arrogant Bastard.

ThomThom
06-09-2007, 05:59 PM
When I am hungover I take 3-8 500 mg vicodin and wash it down with either 2 shots of Grey Goose or a pint of Arrogant Bastard.

jesus...

caco0283
06-09-2007, 06:00 PM
so i lied..im going to drink tonight.....my friend lisa is turning 26 in about 3 hours.....i dont think ill be out late cos im still feeling all shitty from last nights drinking.

Deviate_420
06-09-2007, 06:01 PM
jesus...

lol

captncrzy
06-09-2007, 08:57 PM
Somehow that's sounding better to me than pancakes and orange juice together.

leo01g
06-09-2007, 09:18 PM
Somehow that's sounding better to me than pancakes and orange juice together.

vicodin and grey goose?

SojuGorae
06-10-2007, 02:04 AM
http://pds1.egloos.com/pds/1/200512/12/09/c0034409_10583823.jpg

http://www.merrysunshine.net/attach/1/3084623089.jpg

captncrzy
06-10-2007, 08:16 AM
vicodin and grey goose?

Yeah...

captncrzy
06-10-2007, 08:16 AM
http://www.eastcountylive.com/laspalmas/photogallery/thumbnails/menudo.jpg

Menudo?

jjphotos420
06-10-2007, 09:49 AM
so what im finding out now is that there wasnt really a fight...i pushed the guy down and he got up and threw something at me....my friends think it was a rock....why i was calling him a monkey i was hitting myself in the face telling him he can hit me....i hit myself nonstop about 10 times according to my friends...then i told him if i heard he hit my friend (girl that is like a little sister to me) i would kill him

So are you going to watch over me and my girlfriends next week? Also don't quit drinking before I go out there. Sorry to hear you and Cindy broke up. She sounded like trailer trash anyways.

algunz
06-10-2007, 02:08 PM
Buffalo Wings is my hangover food, or a cup of Menudo.

Ill_Eagle
06-10-2007, 03:57 PM
I've never really bought into the whole "the best way to cure a hangover is to start drinking again" thing until recently. Shit works.


it really works.. ill vouch for this method :thu

phoenixsky
06-10-2007, 05:32 PM
'Tis true.

I've actually been able to avoid hangovers altogether lately by taking aspirin before I crash out (while still drunk...it does you little good the morning after) and making sure I have a huge glass of water by my bed. I have a habit of waking up at Satan's hours of the morning feeling like I haven't had water in years. By the time I officially wake up, my body has its water and I'm headache free. Golden.

noisemachine
06-10-2007, 05:35 PM
http://pds1.egloos.com/pds/1/200512/12/09/c0034409_10583823.jpg


Is that Pho?

fatbastard
06-10-2007, 07:44 PM
Menudo?

Yep.

captncrzy
06-10-2007, 08:26 PM
Have you seen the Menudo in the can? Or, do you run out to Filbertos and get it fresh?

caco0283
06-10-2007, 09:32 PM
i just had a very horrible message to say but i decided to put this

fatbastard
06-10-2007, 09:54 PM
Have you seen the Menudo in the can? Or, do you run out to Filbertos and get it fresh?

Never out of a can! Always fresh.

Beef Jerky
06-11-2007, 06:54 AM
http://pds1.egloos.com/pds/1/200512/12/09/c0034409_10583823.jpg

http://www.merrysunshine.net/attach/1/3084623089.jpg

Oh yum that looks so tasty.

thelastgreatman
06-11-2007, 07:12 AM
Seriously?

Both those plates look like Asiatic miscarriage soup to me. Did China decide to start turning their female babies into noodle bowls instead of just dashing their brains or what?

Mr.Nipples
06-11-2007, 07:14 AM
reminds me more of the scene from alien when they knock the androids head off and he starts spewing milk and noodles and shit everywhere...

TomAz
06-11-2007, 07:17 AM
Seriously?

Both those plates look like Asiatic miscarriage soup to me. Did China decide to start turning their female babies into noodle bowls instead of just dashing their brains or what?

Randy, I have detected a pattern with you. You have your stupid days, and you have your not-quite-stupid days. I don't know if it has to do with your self-medication or what, but on your good days you're readable. on your bad days, though, you spout more shit than a trailer park meth addict.

Today, it would seem, is a bad day for you.

Mark Smith
06-15-2007, 04:48 PM
http://pds1.egloos.com/pds/1/200512/12/09/c0034409_10583823.jpg

http://www.merrysunshine.net/attach/1/3084623089.jpg

clean up on aisle vomit

thelastgreatman
06-15-2007, 06:05 PM
Randy, I have detected a pattern with you. You have your stupid days, and you have your not-quite-stupid days. I don't know if it has to do with your self-medication or what, but on your good days you're readable. on your bad days, though, you spout more shit than a trailer park meth addict.

Today, it would seem, is a bad day for you.

What is it that you find particularly stupid about that one, Tom? Just curious. That shit DOES look gross. And it IS a known practice in China that sometimes female babies get the axe after they've come out.

What is your beef, sir?

phoenixsky
06-19-2007, 01:23 PM
Fuck you, tequila. I hate you.

I'm never drinking again.

denies the day
06-19-2007, 08:30 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Let's go. Let's GOOOO!!!"

Drunk bitch...

bmack86
06-19-2007, 08:33 PM
I'm drinking yet again. It'll be Taproom No. 21 Pale Ale and Whiskey Sours tonight.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 08:34 PM
I'll never give up drinking, at least not forever. Tonight is vodka and grape juice. Its a bit strong, I put three double shots in and probably should have kept it at two. Oh well.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 08:35 PM
oh yuck, that sounds terrible. i'm just doing tequila shots.

mountmccabe
06-19-2007, 08:36 PM
I'm drinking yet again. It'll be Taproom No. 21 Pale Ale and Whiskey Sours tonight.

Wrong thread then Bryan. Unless you're trying to mock those that've pledged to give up the drinking. Hmm.

I am drinking a FireStation5 Fire Boat Amber. Not entirely special but good enough.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 08:44 PM
oh yuck, that sounds terrible. i'm just doing tequila shots.

I was counting on having cranberry juice in the fridge but my dad has let me down tremendously. It was either grape juice or sobe.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 08:46 PM
i am sorry. it's too bad you don't have some redbull.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 08:47 PM
i am sorry. it's too bad you don't have some redbull.

Damnit. I should bought Jager and Red Bull! What was I thinking!?

bmack86
06-19-2007, 08:49 PM
Wrong thread then Bryan. Unless you're trying to mock those that've pledged to give up the drinking. Hmm.

I am drinking a FireStation5 Fire Boat Amber. Not entirely special but good enough.

I didn't think about it as mocking, but i suppose it is. I drink, therefore I am, or something like that.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 08:50 PM
I drink, therefore I am...I love that.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 08:50 PM
Damnit. I should bought Jager and Red Bull! What was I thinking!?

jager is the worst thing ever invented. although with redbull it isn't so shitty.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 08:51 PM
jager is the worst thing ever invented. although with redbull it isn't so shitty.

I agree. I can only handle it with red bull or in a surfer on acid. Ever heard of that shot? Malibu rum, Jager and Pineapple juice - its delicious.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 08:53 PM
oh man malibu is like suntan lotion. it's terrible.

although we have some in the freezer. also some kahlua and some amaretto, and i'm really not sure where any of those came from because we don't drink them.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 08:54 PM
Ahh, I was debating buying Kahlua tonight so I could mix up some white russians, but we're low on milk.

bmack86
06-19-2007, 08:55 PM
The guys i'm living with don't have an ice tray. How can i make warm Whiskey sours? How, i say!

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 08:56 PM
why don't you buy an ice cube tray, then? it's like a dollar at target.

bmack86
06-19-2007, 08:57 PM
I should, but that's quite a ways away and i just realized this now. The conundrums that life presents.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 08:59 PM
I hate whiskey. I really hate all dark liquor actually, except for Captain Morgan Tattoo.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 08:59 PM
hmm. you could fill shotglasses with water and freeze it and then knock the ice out and you'd have kind of large ice cubes.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 09:00 PM
I hate whiskey. I really hate all dark liquor actually, except for Captain Morgan Tattoo.

i hate captain mo. i like tattoos. i'm not sure what that means for captain mo tattoo.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 09:00 PM
hmm. you could fill shotglasses with water and freeze it and then knock the ice out and you'd have kind of large ice cubes.

We have quite the smart cookie on board! That sounds like a good idea.

bmack86
06-19-2007, 09:00 PM
That's not a bad idea at all.
I'd just be worried that the ice expanding might break the shot glass.

mountmccabe
06-19-2007, 09:02 PM
I'd be worried about not being able to get the ice out of the shot glass too.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 09:02 PM
do you have a thicker shotglass? otherwise i guess you could use a dixie cup or something and just have shallow ice cylinders instead of cubes.

mountmccabe
06-19-2007, 09:03 PM
Plastic or paper cups, though...


EDIT: Beat to the punch by miscorrections.

bmack86
06-19-2007, 09:03 PM
I'm going to check this out right now. Hopefully I'll be back with good news.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 09:04 PM
good luck and godspeed.

bmack86
06-19-2007, 09:05 PM
Beautiful. My search turned up an ice cube tray behind the fridge. Some hot water and soap action got it clean, and now it's cooling.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 09:05 PM
Well then, all those genius ideas FOR NOTHING!

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 09:06 PM
aw man will you make a few ghetto ice cubes just so i know if it works?

bmack86
06-19-2007, 09:07 PM
I put a plastic cup in there as well, just to see. There's only one shot glass here (how did these guys live without me and my alcoholic ways? I'll never know.) so I didn't want to risk it.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 09:08 PM
one shot glass? do you live with teetotalers?

bmack86
06-19-2007, 09:13 PM
I didn't think so, but now I'm rethinking this. I do know that one guy has a fannypack full of weed that he deemed "communal." And I've gotten these guys drunk many a time. I guess they just counted on me and my former roommates. Summer housing is interesting.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 09:16 PM
new housing is always an adventure.

luckyface
09-22-2007, 10:33 PM
Ugh. It is 11:30 and I am already hungover as fuck. I feel like death. Never again will I drink... until next time.

Sexecutioner
09-22-2007, 11:48 PM
without reading a single post from this thread, let me just say the title of this thread annoys the shit out of me. i hate it when people say that. i also hate it when people say they can never drink (insert liquor here) again cuz of that one time they got sick from drinking too much of it. get the sand out of your vaginas...

vinylmartyr
09-23-2007, 11:05 AM
I feel like I should say something.

ewiggy
09-23-2007, 02:29 PM
you've got the conch.

miscorrections
09-23-2007, 02:44 PM
a couple years ago i bought a gold conch at a swap meet, but someone stole it.

thinnerair
10-15-2007, 02:51 PM
kickball awards were last night.
we had an open bar.
i won BEST CAPTAIN.
I gave my award to the person I thought deserved it. They tackled me off the stage and we wrestled. I broke the trophy over his back. I then stayed at the bar with some random girl that knew the bartender. We took shots of Jager for a few hours. I went to another bar, had a few beers and realized that I had left my shirt at the previous bar. I stayed at that bar and played pinball and had some beers.
Somehow I thought it would be a good idea to walk around on the subway tracks when I dropped my drink. What a mess.

Jenniehoo
10-16-2007, 12:05 PM
I hate when, an hour later, I realize I've left my shirt behind.

Nando's a wild and crazy guy.

fatbastard
12-22-2007, 09:16 AM
Good lord, is it 10AM already. I am so hungover that I can barely talk.

canexplain
12-22-2007, 09:19 AM
Good lord, is it 10AM already. I am so hungover that I can barely talk.

dude it like they say, its the mixers .... i had quite a lot of votka last night and i feel fine, as you can see it didnt improve my spelling though lol .. canx**

fatbastard
12-22-2007, 09:27 AM
Yeah. I just drank wine. I should have stayed with the favorites: scotch and vodka.

Wheres the beef?
12-24-2007, 12:31 AM
Ahh, I was debating buying Kahlua tonight so I could mix up some white russians, but we're low on milk.

+10 for white russians

Yablonowitz
12-24-2007, 07:28 AM
+10 for white russians

Did you add her to your myspace friends list?