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caco0283
06-08-2007, 07:15 PM
aight i have never made an "offical" thread before and im allowed...why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! many times ive been drunk and i have fucking great ideas but i dont post them....well here we go my friends from afar....we cant post drunk comments here...ok great....ill be rightback cos i need another drink...okay im back!!!!! so yeah here is what i have to say....me Ronnie O____ Ba__mon...i have this to say.....i think that C___y is fucking retarded....im so fucking tired of her fucking ass.....i want to just deleatee her damn number from my phone....i think i talked to ya__o about this before but i dont remmeber.....fuck the bitch and i wont allow me to fall into the dark zone i did with Chr___a.....OMG FRANKIE WONT STOP WAGGING HIS DAMN TAIL!!!!!! FUCKING DAWG IS PISSING ME OFF WIT HTHAT DCAMN TAIL...its just going wag wag wag.....wag wa g wag....wwwwwaaggg igty wag wag. fucking dog. So as i was saying you fkcing munkeys OOHHHH OHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH.......i have this idea for a movie and i drew up mi poster to the film...i hope i remember to scan it.....if i forget plz remeind me to scan it to send yall..ok??? fucking remind me!!!!! the whole movie begins here...now....right fucking here...with fucking frankie wagging that satan tail of his and you reading about it.....and when it ends you think the movie ended when you see the credits but it really ends when you read the back of the dvd cover and the movie says THE END!!!! do you understand????? btw gabe WHERE THE phone is ring berightback...im back....FUCK IS MY GLASSES????well they arent mind they belong to megh_an.....but she needs them back and i need them back if i need her...y9ou know what i mean my negro with whiteout on himself??? aight enought for now peace out my brothers and sisters from other mothers

enjoy the drunk thread

Hannahrain
06-08-2007, 07:17 PM
aight i have never made an "offical" thread before and im allowed...why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! many times ive been drunk and i have fucking great ideas but i dont post them....well here we go my friends from afar....we cant post drunk comments here...ok great....ill be rightback cos i need another drink...okay im back!!!!! so yeah here is what i have to say....me Ronnie O____ Ba__mon...i have this to say.....i think that C___y is fucking retarded....im so fucking tired of her fucking ass.....i want to just deleatee her damn number from my phone....i think i talked to ya__o about this before but i dont remmeber.....fuck the bitch and i wont allow me to fall into the dark zone i did with Chr___a.....OMG FRANKIE WONT STOP WAGGING HIS DAMN TAIL!!!!!! FUCKING DAWG IS PISSING ME OFF WIT HTHAT DCAMN TAIL...its just going wag wag wag.....wag wa g wag....wwwwwaaggg igty wag wag. fucking dog. So as i was saying you fkcing munkeys OOHHHH OHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH.......i have this idea for a movie and i drew up mi poster to the film...i hope i remember to scan it.....if i forget plz remeind me to scan it to send yall..ok??? fucking remind me!!!!! the whole movie begins here...now....right fucking here...with fucking frankie wagging that satan tail of his and you reading about it.....and when it ends you think the movie ended when you see the credits but it really ends when you read the back of the dvd cover and the movie says THE END!!!! do you understand????? btw gabe WHERE THE phone is ring berightback...im back....FUCK IS MY GLASSES????well they arent mind they belong to megh_an.....but she needs them back and i need them back if i need her...y9ou know what i mean my negro with whiteout on himself??? aight enought for now peace out my brothers and sisters from other mothers

enjoy the drunk thread

Quoted for posterity. Chances are good this will be edited later.

thelastgreatman
06-08-2007, 07:17 PM
Favorite thread so far today. I'll be back to post in proper (drunken) form in a few hours.

Mr.Nipples
06-08-2007, 07:17 PM
its like ticker tape of the subconcious...

caco0283
06-08-2007, 07:23 PM
fuck yall while you fuck yourmothers

DeltaSigChi4
06-08-2007, 07:25 PM
What makes you think you have the proper authority to create official threads?

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Yablonowitz
06-08-2007, 07:28 PM
Ronnie - please don't hurt Frankie in your inebriated state.

caco0283
06-08-2007, 07:28 PM
fuck you EDWIINNN...what the fuck did you win?? THE IM A FUCKING LOSER THAT RUINS BROWN PEOPLES RESPECTABLITIES IN AMERCIA BY HAVING TO SCALP TICKETS...YEAH MY NAME IS EDWIN AND I EDWIN AND IM A FUCKING DORK THAT CLAIMS IM FROM PUERTO RICO BY I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE A SHITHEAD FROM NY (no offense nando i love you brothers) AWARD

thelastgreatman
06-08-2007, 07:31 PM
Ronnie, what will it take for this to become a recurring show? How about a Drunken Ronnie Interview Thread?

caco0283
06-08-2007, 07:32 PM
give me a time and day....ill be there like underwhere

Yablonowitz
06-08-2007, 07:32 PM
Did you hear what I said about Frankie, Ronnie? Don't hurt him. I'll cut you.

thelastgreatman
06-08-2007, 07:32 PM
How about now and here: http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10260

caco0283
06-08-2007, 07:39 PM
no what did you say greg??

Mr.Nipples
06-08-2007, 07:40 PM
hammer dont hurt 'em...

DeltaSigChi4
06-08-2007, 07:40 PM
Hahaha. This Caca guy is amusing.

More. More!

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caco0283
06-08-2007, 07:43 PM
i wont be so amusing when i put a cap in your head....i know the negros say a cap in your ass but im fucking serious....and when you are serious you put a cap in their head....fuck the pain kill the bitch

DeltaSigChi4
06-08-2007, 07:45 PM
Hahahahahahha.


http://research.et.byu.edu/masscust/ME172/ME172Winter06prj1/capgun.jpg

A cap?

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PineapplePete
06-08-2007, 07:45 PM
http://jitcrunch.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazo4Nl9GLmpwZ3x sb2FkPUwwLGh0dHA6Ly9pbWFnZXMuY2FmZXByZXNzLmNvbS9pb WFnZS8xMTExNTY3OF80MDB4NDAwLmpwZ3x8c2NhbGU9TDAsMzY wLDM2MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wb3NlPWJsYW5rLEwwLEFkZCw2Miw2M Xxsb2FkPW1hc2ssYmxhbms6ODZfRl9tYXNrLmpwZ3xjb21wb3N lPWJsYW5rLG1hc2ssTWFzaywwLDB8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rf HNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj0 5NXw=

KenMixtape
06-08-2007, 07:46 PM
http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/294451.jpg

caco0283
06-08-2007, 07:50 PM
alias are for pussies

whynotsmile99
06-08-2007, 07:51 PM
i drank 2 bottles of petron with 2 friends before seeing Hostel 2. (awful, awful picture). Fun day though

yay for drinking before noon!

Mr.Nipples
06-08-2007, 07:52 PM
yeah i heard they kill a kid in that flick...and chop off a guys dork and show a shot of the stub...

caco0283
06-08-2007, 08:01 PM
im out my friends...heading to brus and i swear if i see the b__ch with this cock im going to jail tonight...im tired of being pushed away from my friends when im going to damage him...first it will be with fist and if he pulls something out i will put the cap where the sun doesnt shine

DeltaSigChi4
06-08-2007, 08:03 PM
Maybe you shouldn't take a firearm with you tonight, caca.

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caco0283
06-08-2007, 08:05 PM
i agree but its south florida

whynotsmile99
06-08-2007, 08:05 PM
yeah i heard they kill a kid in that flick...and chop off a guys dork and show a shot of the stub...

thats about it . plus one other scene you['ve probably seen online. and then it stops. i actually enjoyed it. maybe it was just being drunk but i was really digging it. once it started to get good it just stopped. i was so pissed. i thought i was there for an hour. Literally, the credits begin to roll once it picks up. its insane.

Beef Jerky
06-08-2007, 08:44 PM
Let me chug a handle of vodka real quick. Looks like I won't be going out tonight :(

DaOneManWonda
06-08-2007, 08:44 PM
ha LOSER

psychic friend
06-08-2007, 08:46 PM
Quoted for posterity. Chances are good this will be edited later.

best idea ever

Hannahrain
06-08-2007, 08:52 PM
I wasn't willing to risk it.

J~$$$
06-09-2007, 12:03 AM
I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO MOLEST YOUr BLACK ASS ONE DAY.......now go fuck yoursefl

ewiggy
06-09-2007, 12:35 AM
fuck you EDWIINNN...what the fuck did you win?? THE IM A FUCKING LOSER THAT RUINS BROWN PEOPLES RESPECTABLITIES IN AMERCIA BY HAVING TO SCALP TICKETS...YEAH MY NAME IS EDWIN AND I EDWIN AND IM A FUCKING DORK THAT CLAIMS IM FROM PUERTO RICO BY I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE A SHITHEAD FROM NY (no offense nando i love you brothers) AWARD

yes.

caco0283
06-09-2007, 07:57 AM
wow

TomAz
06-09-2007, 08:01 AM
ronnie this is why you are the greatest ever.

caco0283
06-09-2007, 08:06 AM
i dont even know what i was talking about.....im so confused on the first post

J~$$$
06-09-2007, 08:14 AM
"why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!"

DeltaSigChi4
06-09-2007, 08:20 AM
I expect an apology.

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PineapplePete
06-09-2007, 08:25 AM
someone deleted all the bombings i did in the other threads :(

jjphotos420
06-10-2007, 10:51 AM
I hope you are this funny in person when you are drunk. Can anyone testify to that?

ewiggy
06-10-2007, 10:55 AM
(no offense nando i love you brothers)

amyzzz
06-10-2007, 02:18 PM
I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

PineapplePete
06-10-2007, 02:25 PM
why not? do you just have a high tolerance or are u naturally unaffected by alcohol?

amyzzz
06-10-2007, 02:26 PM
I don't drink usually. We don't happen to have any drugs this weekend, so we tried drinking (sigh). Drinking is just lame. I hate the taste of alcohol, so I couldn't drink very much.

PineapplePete
06-10-2007, 02:35 PM
what drugs would you be taking and why werent you able to score em?



im just in a nosy mood today

algunz
06-10-2007, 03:15 PM
Caco, don't forget to scan your movie poster.

denies the day
06-10-2007, 04:20 PM
Drinking is just lame. I hate the taste of alcohol

:eek:

fatbastard
06-10-2007, 09:20 PM
I missed out on the party. Son of a Bitch.

captncrzy
06-10-2007, 09:25 PM
I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

God Crown Royal FUCKS me up.

mountmccabe
06-10-2007, 09:42 PM
I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

Wow. Yay for trying new things! ;)


I am not drunk right now. I am drinking a beer, though. New Belgium's Springboard Ale. It's quite interesting. Fairly light.

corbo
06-10-2007, 10:26 PM
im not drunk. but i am fucking high on endocet ( oxycodone) right now...
my wisdom teeth got taken out.

fuck! i wont be able to go to sleep for a good while

bballarl
06-10-2007, 11:48 PM
I'm high on delusions of grandeur right now.

Caitlin
06-11-2007, 04:18 AM
I'm sobering up now after a long weekend of drinking. My best friend Carl and I held a drinking competition because he wouldn't believe I could drink him under the table.

Carl made best friends with the porcelain God.

I won.

caco0283
06-11-2007, 06:28 AM
Caco, don't forget to scan your movie poster.

good call i did forgot

TomAz
06-11-2007, 08:39 AM
I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

amy, aren't you, like, 30?

amyzzz
06-11-2007, 08:44 AM
John, this isn't new. I've tried Crown Royal and Coke before (it's not as bad as some alcohol). I drink alcohol maybe a couple times a year. I wish I could drink enough to be drunk or something.

Tom, I'm almost 34.

TomAz
06-11-2007, 08:49 AM
Amy, drinking anything "and Coke" is, umm, kinda what high school kids do.

if you don't like alcohol, you don't like alcohol, nothing wrong with that. But maybe part of the problem is you're drinking crap "and coke"

try a nice bottle of wine next time. You won't get trashed but you might enjoy it.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 09:19 AM
Give her a break; Crown Royal is pretty hard to choke down straight. Especially if you're not a big drinker.

TomAz
06-11-2007, 09:23 AM
good god, sometimes it's like being the driver of the short bus around here.

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 09:25 AM
hahahahaha <3.

Courtney
06-11-2007, 09:38 AM
We don't happen to have any drugs this weekend, so we tried drinking

Ahahaha. You realize how funny this sounds, right? Also, ick to any hard liquor with coke.

Also, I have a headache this morning. Like really bad.

Beef Jerky
06-11-2007, 09:45 AM
Let's get this party started.

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 09:48 AM
Why?

amyzzz
06-11-2007, 09:59 AM
I fucking HATE wine. I HATE alcohol. I HATE everything single fucking alcoholic thing I've tried. And I have tried several times. And yes, Courtney, I realize preferring drugs to alcohol sounds funny to you all. I hate that alcohol is legal while my drugs of choice are not. Alcohol is a secondhand alternative for me, and it doesn't really work because it's so foul I can hardly choke down enough to feel anything. And I'm damn bitter about it, dontcha think?

thelastgreatman
06-11-2007, 10:06 AM
Amy, I have your solution: alcohol powder. http://www.metafilter.com/33673/Alcohol-Powder

TomAz
06-11-2007, 10:29 AM
I fucking HATE wine. I HATE alcohol. I HATE everything single fucking alcoholic thing I've tried. And I have tried several times. And yes, Courtney, I realize preferring drugs to alcohol sounds funny to you all. I hate that alcohol is legal while my drugs of choice are not. Alcohol is a secondhand alternative for me, and it doesn't really work because it's so foul I can hardly choke down enough to feel anything. And I'm damn bitter about it, dontcha think?

why are you so bitter about it though amy? make your peace with it. Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "i'm ok, dammit, and people like me, they really do"

denies the day
06-11-2007, 10:30 AM
Amy, that sucks royally. But I kinda feel you. When I turned 18, my friends were all cigarette smokers and I tried for two months to smoke. I started with Marlboro Reds then tried switching it up to other brands or flavors but nothing (thank god) appealed to me.

But I'm sure I've got some strong liquor-loving genes, thanks to the 'rents. And it's just another travesty in our country that alcohol is legal but pot/shrooms/acid/etc is unlawful. Remember how close we came to decriminalizing an ounce of pot a few years ago? I'm still quite bitter about that...

What about wine coolers? I know that's sooo high school, but they're the least alcoholic alcoholic beverage that I know of.

Let's get Amy krunk!

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 10:34 AM
Has any one had Archer Farms Mango Juice? Or the Italian soda? Its Target's brand of products. OMG! for gin and juice this stuff is the shit. Hell its great without any alcohol. I bought 12 bottles and mixed and matched different flavors. So good.

amyzzz
06-11-2007, 10:42 AM
why are you so bitter about it though amy? make your peace with it. Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "i'm ok, dammit, and people like me, they really do"
I can't really think of anything to say right now, and I am supremely enjoying the violin solo in "Xibalba" (Fountain sdtk), so I'll just leave it at that.

I just wish I could enjoy the legal vices, or that my few vices were legal.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 10:54 AM
I'm sorry, but there's nothing more retarded to drink than a wine cooler. That ain't high school-that's junior high school.

amyzzz
06-11-2007, 10:58 AM
It all tastes like cough syrup to me.

edit: and at least Robitussin is said to have some hallucinogenic properties

denies the day
06-11-2007, 11:08 AM
I'm sorry, but there's nothing more retarded to drink than a wine cooler. That ain't high school-that's junior high school.

Agreed. It was either that or Boone's. Some Boone's, Amy? Mad Dog 20/20? I'm kinda grossing myself out now...

J~$$$
06-11-2007, 11:08 AM
bum wine.

thelastgreatman
06-11-2007, 11:09 AM
Dude--POWDER ALCOHOL. It's like fucking Fun Dip.

amyzzz
06-11-2007, 11:26 AM
hahahaha.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 12:40 PM
Sweet Tapdancing Christ-Boone's farm?

If it's a choice of getting drunk off of boone's farm/wine coolers or just being sober....I take being sober.

algunz
06-11-2007, 01:12 PM
Grain Alcohol - can mix it with anything and you won't taste a thing, but you'll feel it.

amyzzz
06-11-2007, 02:55 PM
I don't like the way alcohol burns my throat and gives me that warm feeling. I was kind of including that whole experience when I used the word "taste." I bet grain alcohol will also feel that way, right?

TomAz
06-11-2007, 02:59 PM
wait, you don't like that, but you'll swallow boiled cactus guts?

amyzzz
06-11-2007, 03:10 PM
Cactus doesn't burn. It just tastes yucky.

captncrzy
06-11-2007, 09:05 PM
We used to dump grain alcohol into blue Mr. Misties from Dairy Queen.

Now that's good good stuff.

bartelby
06-11-2007, 09:14 PM
I am drunk.

marooko
06-11-2007, 09:15 PM
anybody ever get dusted? and delta.......im excited to hear your supposedly from PR. it took me like 1.5 minutes to type this semi properly due to my consumption of booze. mmmmm booze.

marooko
06-11-2007, 09:16 PM
what are you drinking?

bartelby
06-11-2007, 09:17 PM
beer...stuck in an airport hotel in seattle

i like beer

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

marooko
06-11-2007, 09:19 PM
beer. im going to bed. i think.

bartelby
06-11-2007, 09:41 PM
i'm still drinking beer...i know

(and i'm stuck in seattle)

caco0283
06-11-2007, 10:09 PM
im drunk again.....and yes i know i wasnt going to be drunk but i am...so do i give a fuck..obviously not so fuck you and yo mama

now here was the event of my night..........i didnt get into trouble so plus ten points for me.....i got set up on a blind date.....plus 10 points asgain....i found a girl to come with me to rock the bells plus ten more points and i drunk dialed friends...plus 0 points

thoughts of the day....well i found out cindy has been fucking at least 6 guys in the past couple of months...so yeah trailer trash whore and im going to ge ttested tomorrow....plus 10 points i told gabe tonight about f16x plus 0 points cos nobody should know about that...also im druink minus 100 points

algunz
06-11-2007, 11:00 PM
No worries sweetheart, 50 points for being honest.

captncrzy
06-12-2007, 12:26 AM
100 points for spelling most of your words right. And drunk at that!

marooko
06-12-2007, 07:47 AM
which RTB you going to? sf or southern?

DeltaSigChi4
06-12-2007, 11:42 AM
Don't talk to me Marooko.

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marooko
06-12-2007, 11:56 AM
Don't talk to me Marooko.

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why not??

chairmenmeow47
06-14-2007, 12:30 AM
i'mfuking drunk. juar thought i'd shawere. i'm eating poopcorn in miy panties and waaaaatcing fatla attracion. that bitch is crazy . they shouyld shkow that ashit in school. and wht does the kid loook like a biyoy!?

ALODSO. clubs shkould play drjm and bass fot more tahnc 20 min. serisuously.

PineapplePete
06-14-2007, 12:39 AM
take pics

marooko
06-14-2007, 08:06 AM
*ALODSO. clubs shkould play drjm and bass fot more tahnc 20 min.


i agree.

pete.....your a freaking weirdo man.

chairmenmeow47
06-14-2007, 09:31 AM
*ALODSO. clubs shkould play drjm and bass fot more tahnc 20 min.


i agree.

lol, i'm glad you understood that ;)

full on idle
06-14-2007, 09:43 AM
bump

marooko
06-14-2007, 10:03 AM
lol, i'm glad you understood that ;)

it took me a second. and thinking about it now i hope i did undestand it correctly.

anybody gonna watch UFC on sat? we play a pretty fun drinking game, so guess what thread im bumping sat?

caco0283
06-14-2007, 01:56 PM
i didnt get drunk last night!!! GO ME!!!

thefunkylama
06-14-2007, 02:38 PM
But I did.

captncrzy
06-14-2007, 08:44 PM
I drank a whple bottle of wine tonight. And I have pretty severe jet lag right now and I have only slept like 12 hours out of the last 72 hours so i'm pretty delerious.

caco0283
06-14-2007, 11:46 PM
im fucking wasted once again....but i have resason to be.....i lost a grand on the series......at then some good stuff happened that made me wasted.....im a grand in teh whole but i hagve a smile on my face and im sleeping alone

captncrzy
06-15-2007, 08:37 AM
Oh man, you didn't drop a grand on the Cavs, did you?

J~$£•
06-15-2007, 08:39 AM
Caco's money has been stolen.

Are there any witnesses who happened to see who took it ?


qBrW2koaSwc

kroqken
06-15-2007, 04:59 PM
I have not been wasted since the mid 1990s.

captncrzy
06-15-2007, 08:01 PM
I'm gonna go drink some Belhaven right damn now.

marooko
06-16-2007, 05:03 PM
mmm irish ncar bombs.

captncrzy
06-16-2007, 06:14 PM
Tonight I'm drinking Sweaty Betty Blonde wheat beer

marooko
06-16-2007, 06:42 PM
killiNS. mmm. killians i mean. i think. and irish car bombs/ . yum

Caitlin
06-16-2007, 07:35 PM
DAMNIT. I completely forgot to post here last night. Damn vodka.

fatbastard
06-16-2007, 07:39 PM
We need some hard drinking in the next couple of hours.

Caitlin
06-16-2007, 07:59 PM
We need some hard drinking in the next couple of hours.

I won't be drinking tonight. However, I might be doing something else illegal with the boyfriend.

Omar1
06-16-2007, 08:01 PM
I won't be drinking tonight. However, I might be doing something else illegal with the boyfriend.

Does it involve any animals?

marooko
06-16-2007, 08:08 PM
We need some hard drinking in the next couple of hours.

its going on right now/

fatbastard
06-16-2007, 08:11 PM
I'm going to Amoeba for a couple of hours. I'm hoping for the worst here.

marooko
06-16-2007, 08:13 PM
im gonna be past out in a ocuple o fhours.

sydaud
06-16-2007, 11:54 PM
The karaoke gig I run on Friday and Saturday's allows me to drink for free all night. Tonight it was 7 & 7's all night. I wish I had some voice automated typing shit going on right now. Anyway, yeah, I feel vindicated posted on this thread. Isn't it the worst when you're still wanting to party and the bar closes? Hell, I would have drank this off at some point.

fatbastard
06-17-2007, 12:24 AM
I won't be drinking tonight. However, I might be doing something else illegal with the boyfriend.
Stay off the streets. It would suck to get pulled over.



Isn't it the worst when you're still wanting to party and the bar closes? Hell, I would have drank this off at some point.
Itís the worst when the bar closes but itís also just as bad when everyone in the bar acts like its closing time.

Caitlin
06-18-2007, 11:47 PM
I am pretty drunk right now.

I feel great.

Woot.

thelastgreatman
06-18-2007, 11:55 PM
Caitlin, please report to the Posting Naked Pictures Of Yourself Drunk And Freshly Single Thread immediately.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 03:21 AM
Caitlin, please report to the Posting Naked Pictures Of Yourself Drunk And Freshly Single Thread immediately.

Too late, not single anymore, but still drunk.

thelastgreatman
06-19-2007, 07:50 AM
Too late, not single anymore, but still drunk.

Alright, delay your reporting to that thread for, oh, I'd say about two weeks.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 10:17 PM
Not yet...maybe I should have just taken shots, i'm really babysitting this thing.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 10:18 PM
i was doing shots and getting nowhere. and since that wasn't getting me anywhere, i switched to the tasty smooth flavor of newcastle. which won't get me anywhere either, but at least it will be delicious.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 10:20 PM
Newcastle! Amazing. I couldn't do beer this evening though, too filling.

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 10:21 PM
i have yet to find a beer to displace newcastle as my no. 1.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 10:21 PM
Maybe I should try learning how to play Counterstrike, that would make the boyfriend happy in the pants.

Ever tried Rochefort? Its amazing. Expensive, but the best, IMO

miscorrections
06-19-2007, 10:22 PM
no, have never had it. will put it on my 'to drink' list.

Caitlin
06-19-2007, 10:23 PM
BevMo will be the place to find it. Just make sure to get the "10"

kimery08
06-22-2007, 01:12 PM
cmon people. get it all out.

bug on your lip
06-22-2007, 01:26 PM
I Have a Leinie Summer Shandy addiction

i think i'm 70% water, 10% blood, 20% summer shandy

http://www.leinie.com/summer_shandy.html

J~$$$
06-22-2007, 01:32 PM
I <3 leinekugel's

I had some Budlight chelada's last night has anyone tried these before?

kimery08
06-22-2007, 01:39 PM
wtf is that?! all i know is lunch consisted of a few long islands and a few patron shots... just sayin'

bug on your lip
06-22-2007, 01:42 PM
I'm currently making out with Kimery

kimery08
06-22-2007, 01:43 PM
prove it...

bug on your lip
06-22-2007, 01:44 PM
i don't normally wear this color lipstick

kimery08
06-22-2007, 01:45 PM
you do now...

bug on your lip
06-22-2007, 01:51 PM
I'm wearing underwear today so no one will ever see it

miscorrections
06-22-2007, 01:52 PM
i call bullshit kimery, weren't you one of the ones who only wears lip gloss?

kimery08
06-22-2007, 01:52 PM
that is the most honest lie ive ever read.

kimery08
06-22-2007, 01:53 PM
i call bullshit kimery, weren't you one of the ones who only wears lip gloss?

no. i just have to be in the mood for red lips.

bug on your lip
06-22-2007, 01:54 PM
no. i just have to be in the mood for red lips.

Bug on your red lips

kimery08
06-22-2007, 01:55 PM
ooooooOOOOOOooooo i like that.

bug on your lip
06-22-2007, 01:56 PM
i'm not in the mood anymore


too drunk

J~$$$
06-22-2007, 01:58 PM
*giggles*

miscorrections
06-22-2007, 02:00 PM
bug, maybe you should give enzyte a call.

marooko
06-23-2007, 12:24 AM
im drubnjk

invisiblerobots
06-23-2007, 12:35 AM
im drubnjk

http://www.paitabaana.com/images/no-shit-sin.gif

Caitlin
06-23-2007, 04:50 AM
I'm sobering up now, but i had THE MOST AMAZING NIGHT EVER.

All That I Am
06-23-2007, 05:02 AM
FYI if you are still up at five and posting on the internet ,it wasn't the most amazing night ever.

Also, my friends bachelor party is umm well tonight so i'll be posting on here in about twelve hours.

TomAz
06-23-2007, 05:20 AM
I'm sure it'll be the MOST AMAZING NIGHT EVER

Caitlin
06-23-2007, 09:54 AM
Jesus, can a girl not even be overenthusiastic here? Sour puss. Hah.

Hannahrain
06-23-2007, 09:56 AM
Not without being mocked, if that's what you mean. I'd have thought that by now you would realize that's just par for the course on this forum.

Caitlin
06-23-2007, 10:10 AM
I do, I suppose I just keep hoping i'll get away with it. *Snaps.*

HAIRYGOOMBA
06-23-2007, 10:31 AM
Wow-talking about drinking, being drunk, being hungover, is just so endlessly fascinating and compelling
A very elite cadre.

fatbastard
06-23-2007, 10:37 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/arash_markazi/09/30/hot.read/p1_ferrell.jpg

Hannahrain
06-23-2007, 10:49 AM
Wow-talking about drinking, being drunk, being hungover, is just so endlessly fascinating and compelling
A very elite cadre.

Any chance you'd be willing to include a little funny with your cranky?

Sneer once for yes, twice for no.

TomAz
06-23-2007, 12:08 PM
Wow-talking about drinking, being drunk, being hungover, is just so endlessly fascinating and compelling
A very elite cadre.

on the old board there was a long thread about taking a dump.

marooko
06-23-2007, 12:11 PM
how ironic i read this now considering that i myself fhave to T.O. right now.

canexplain
06-23-2007, 04:04 PM
ok , so i never post on this thread .... but yes i am trashed ... got to go look for tunes .... nin is what i think i am up for ... cr******

vinylmartyr
06-23-2007, 04:08 PM
don't do drugs

canexplain
06-23-2007, 04:23 PM
don't do drugs


dude i read your story, and we have talked on the board off and on .. yep i knew what you went thru ... glad to have ya back ........ cr*****

miscorrections
06-23-2007, 11:39 PM
shit son i'm alomost out of booze from dirkning it all

bballarl
06-23-2007, 11:53 PM
I enjoy reading the various styles of drunk typing, from the eloquent to the Tessa.

sydaud
06-24-2007, 01:04 AM
Another night of free drinking, courtesy of the karaoke gig that I run.

Tonight it was 7's & Diet 7. The best part of tonight's work is that I shut down the karaoke and played my guitar for like an hour and a half. Oddly enough, everyone knew the words to "The Dock of the Bay".

Guitar playing and free alcohol---what a perfect evening.

caco0283
07-15-2007, 11:32 PM
okay im drunk and i miss you guys so much....but so muich has happened in my life that you would be like DAMMMNNN CAOOOOO DAMMMNNNNNN.....and its not the fuck up shit that you read that makes me sad as i type it....its the type of shit that makes me happen cos its the reason i was looking for to keep me from goingback to california type of shit....ive grown up in many ways since my "accident" and my close friends know what i mean by the quotes.....i love you gabe and jennie and tessa....and greg....and valarie.........but yeah....point be said.....i got int o the lasst fight i will git into tonight and i got drunk cos of it....and here i am....takiing to yalll.....while i have my eve...who could kepp me in paradise if i make the right choice or bring the world down if i make the worong choice......but yeah i miss yall and i got to get shit right cos i fucked up tonight and the first time in a long time....i miss yall and good night

full on idle
07-15-2007, 11:34 PM
Stay positive Ronaldo.

bug on your lip
07-16-2007, 08:28 AM
did that monkeee just say he has grown-up then followed it with "i got in a fight again" and now my grammar looks like Paula Abdul crossword puzzle

Stefinitely Maybe
07-16-2007, 08:49 AM
okay im drunk and i miss you guys so much....but so muich has happened in my life that you would be like DAMMMNNN CAOOOOO DAMMMNNNNNN.....and its not the fuck up shit that you read that makes me sad as i type it....its the type of shit that makes me happen cos its the reason i was looking for to keep me from goingback to california type of shit....ive grown up in many ways since my "accident" and my close friends know what i mean by the quotes.....i love you gabe and jennie and tessa....and greg....and valarie.........but yeah....point be said.....i got int o the lasst fight i will git into tonight and i got drunk cos of it....and here i am....takiing to yalll.....while i have my eve...who could kepp me in paradise if i make the right choice or bring the world down if i make the worong choice......but yeah i miss yall and i got to get shit right cos i fucked up tonight and the first time in a long time....i miss yall and good night

what accident?

also, where's the stef-love?

Alchemy
07-16-2007, 08:52 AM
DAMMMNNN CAOOOOO DAMMMNNNNNN.....

Paging Mr. Nipples' fat black woman.

marooko
08-03-2007, 10:06 PM
im totally hammered. im so glaf i spelled that rifh. right.

marooko
08-03-2007, 10:19 PM
nicole richie was so close to fdeath. sooooooo skinny some news lasdy id interviewing her, i forge thwat her name os.

tessalasset
08-04-2007, 01:48 PM
hahaha. last night was fun. gabe and jennie i wish you had stayed longer. i didn't leave til like 5. hangover life!

amyzzz
08-04-2007, 08:14 PM
I wish I was drunk.

Hannahrain
08-04-2007, 08:15 PM
I wish you were drunk too.






;)

amyzzz
08-04-2007, 08:16 PM
Actually, I just wish I was trippin.

Mr.Nipples
08-04-2007, 08:41 PM
...yeah, im drunk...

xleslie
08-05-2007, 03:20 AM
i'm dru nk!
yay! alcohol!
although akward having your friends's 28 year old cousin hit on you at a party....

marooko
08-16-2007, 09:39 PM
im getting my drink on but its a little late. dont know if im gonna be drunk or not. does that make me an alcoholic?

marooko
08-16-2007, 09:54 PM
this is happening pretty quick.

algunz
08-16-2007, 09:58 PM
yes. no - who cares

marooko
08-16-2007, 10:21 PM
nice shirt

fatbastard
08-17-2007, 07:50 AM
Missed it. How you feeling this moring Marooko?

marooko
08-17-2007, 07:50 AM
im doing pretty good actually, i only had 3. (maker's and coke.)

Beef Jerky
08-17-2007, 06:05 PM
I'm gonna get wasted tonight.

fatbastard
08-17-2007, 06:24 PM
There is nothing to drink in my house.

Beef Jerky
08-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Go get some.

fatbastard
08-17-2007, 06:30 PM
I don't feel like beer. Hmmm. Maybe I'll buy some limes.

Beef Jerky
08-17-2007, 06:35 PM
I'm drinkin vodkaaaaa. cheaaaaaaaaaaa!

fatbastard
08-17-2007, 06:50 PM
Cheers to you Jerky. I will follow up later to see how you progress. Lets see what they have to drink where I pick up the Weekly.

Beef Jerky
08-17-2007, 06:59 PM
I have to try and stay away from the internet when I drink. I tend to make stupid bulletins on myspace and post stupid shit on message boards.

fatbastard
08-17-2007, 07:01 PM
That is why I avoid drinking and typing.

Beef Jerky
08-17-2007, 07:03 PM
It's not fun passing out on the keyboard.

caco0283
08-17-2007, 08:14 PM
Hello my fellow friedns@!!!@ Its been way to long but not long enough for me to post one of these!!@@ Im having a blast in san fransico its full of beautiful hos!!! " Dam n you beautiful girls yours only going to do me dirst youll have me suicidal sucidal lalalalalla dada !!! :" So yeah

San Fran is a blast.....IM sitting here on the floor do the thing i do cos thats what I do when I do what I do when I do it!!!! Im making Valerie s head hurt from laughing to much and her backspace is fucked so I cant fix my typos but when does it really matter....im a fucking spic I cant read....actually some guy today told me about a writer in miami and ask if i heard of him and I told him i couldnt read!!! also i was in the park iwith Valerie and a chick was telling her dog to get down and she was screaming "all the way all the way" while pulling on his leash and I looked h=at her and said "i love it when a girl tells me all the way when she has me by a leash....speak ing of leash i saw korn and they were dggood the other day MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Beef Jerky
08-17-2007, 08:35 PM
Hello my fellow friedns@!!!@ Its been way to long but not long enough for me to post one of these!!@@ Im having a blast in san fransico its full of beautiful hos!!! " Dam n you beautiful girls yours only going to do me dirst youll have me suicidal sucidal lalalalalla dada !!! :" So yeah

San Fran is a blast.....IM sitting here on the floor do the thing i do cos thats what I do when I do what I do when I do it!!!! Im making Valerie s head hurt from laughing to much and her backspace is fucked so I cant fix my typos but when does it really matter....im a fucking spic I cant read....actually some guy today told me about a writer in miami and ask if i heard of him and I told him i couldnt read!!! also i was in the park iwith Valerie and a chick was telling her dog to get down and she was screaming "all the way all the way" while pulling on his leash and I looked h=at her and said "i love it when a girl tells me all the way when she has me by a leash....speak ing of leash i saw korn and they were dggood the other day MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

quoted

thefunkylama
08-17-2007, 09:02 PM
I am having hot chocolate with a little bit of cayenne pepper, and alcohol. Only I went heavy on the cayenne pepper.

Hannahrain
08-17-2007, 09:03 PM
I'm drinking Tanqueray. It tastes like christmas trees.

bballarl
08-17-2007, 09:04 PM
I'm drinking peppermint schnapps, tripping balls on peyote, and pondering the future.

miscorrections
08-17-2007, 09:04 PM
i'm not such a huge fan of tanqueray, as far as gin goes. i much prefer bombay sapphire.

bballarl
08-17-2007, 09:04 PM
High class.

bballarl
08-17-2007, 09:06 PM
Also, what the fuck is with Tony Sinclair?

Hannahrain
08-17-2007, 09:09 PM
I don't know. I hate that guy. I'm not even much of a juniper fan, so I'm thinking of switching to something else.

miscorrections
08-17-2007, 09:11 PM
i wish i had some peach schnapps. every time i have that i end up sitting on the floor swigging from the bottle.

Hannahrain
08-17-2007, 09:14 PM
None of us are even old enough to go to middle school.

disgustipated
08-17-2007, 09:14 PM
Just popped the cork on a nice bordeaux blend.

miscorrections
08-17-2007, 09:15 PM
None of us are even old enough to go to middle school.

i know. kids these days are so delinquent. next thing i'll be hiding behind the gym during class, smoking pot and making out.

thefunkylama
08-17-2007, 09:16 PM
Peach schnapps always sound so good. I haven't had any in... a long time.

Beef Jerky
08-17-2007, 09:21 PM
Ok I've had about half a bottle of smirnoff now. ew.

Abe Lincoln
08-18-2007, 01:24 AM
I think you are all fucking lightweights.I can guzzle a fifth of Bushmills and it doesn't affect me in the slightest.Of course,being dead helps...

kimery08
08-20-2007, 03:30 PM
its early., dont judge me.

miscorrections
08-20-2007, 03:32 PM
hi kimery. what have you been up to lately?

kimery08
08-20-2007, 03:34 PM
oh nothing really. quit the restaurant. going tyo the labor board on their asses. dont know if i should go back to school or get another job ot fund my traveling. im thingking wokr. whatev.

marooko
08-20-2007, 03:56 PM
KIMERY!!!! could you have one for me please?

kimery08
08-20-2007, 04:00 PM
i'll think about it. you beter watch your attitude.

attitude is my favorite word to write.

marooko
08-20-2007, 04:02 PM
hey, i said please. the !! was just to get your attention.

where are you? state/city

marooko
08-24-2007, 06:01 PM
so it begins...........

Wheres the beef?
08-24-2007, 06:03 PM
speaking of which i need to get some burs

Beef Jerky
08-24-2007, 06:21 PM
I had a rough day today. I need a drink or twelve.

fatbastard
08-24-2007, 06:25 PM
What do you have in the house Beef?

BoneDaddy
08-24-2007, 08:46 PM
I'll admit that I have a drinking problem. That is, my wife doesn't let me drink at home so much. Luckily we have a two keg system at work. Gotta stay late again honey....one is always Guinness, the other is up to the vote. Right now it's ESB red hook. Not too bad. Thank goodness I have cruise control, and that cops don't bat an eye at a prius. :dumbo

anti-square
08-24-2007, 09:06 PM
dude, where do you work? Are you guys accepting applications?

DeltaSigChi4
08-24-2007, 09:38 PM
fuck you EDWIINNN...what the fuck did you win?? THE IM A FUCKING LOSER THAT RUINS BROWN PEOPLES RESPECTABLITIES IN AMERCIA BY HAVING TO SCALP TICKETS...YEAH MY NAME IS EDWIN AND I EDWIN AND IM A FUCKING DORK THAT CLAIMS IM FROM PUERTO RICO BY I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE A SHITHEAD FROM NY (no offense nando i love you brothers) AWARD

:(

E

lowfront
08-24-2007, 09:44 PM
I'm all fucked up right now on gin and tonics and coke.


Fuckin ayyyy


cheers

marooko
08-24-2007, 11:01 PM
im hammered

marooko
08-24-2007, 11:56 PM
yeah, totally./

Beef Jerky
08-25-2007, 12:20 AM
yep, officially

Beef Jerky
08-25-2007, 12:21 AM
What do you have in the house Beef?
2 bottles of wine and I am OUT!

marooko
08-25-2007, 12:30 AM
i have majers mark. yay. im drunk/

clarky123
08-25-2007, 12:49 AM
I just woke up after drinking 12 double vodka with Red Bull and I feel fine albeit a bit wired!

fatbastard
08-25-2007, 02:12 PM
Tired and wired.

Beef Jerky
08-26-2007, 09:22 PM
I went to Vegas last night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/yummyboba/bar.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/yummyboba/FT.jpg

miscorrections
08-26-2007, 09:39 PM
Tired and wired.

you ruin too easy.

JelloPuddingChat
08-27-2007, 01:17 AM
I went to that bar in vegas and they didn't even have a real shot glass to give me with my car bomb that they never heard of. Such bullshit.

clarky123
08-27-2007, 01:23 AM
Went to see The Go Team and The Streets yesterday afternoon drank so much Vodka and Red Bull again and had my fair share of lager. Its a holiday here today and I awoke at 7am feeling wired..and tired, and the high caffeine content won't allow me to go back to sleep.

ewiggy
08-27-2007, 01:28 AM
i keep forgetting to try that rangpur gin. is it good?

clarky123
08-27-2007, 03:29 AM
Tastes like Lime and will turn you into a maudlin crying wreck if you drink enough.....like all other gins.

DeltaSigChi4
08-27-2007, 04:01 AM
Tourists: keep out of Vegas. We don't need or want you here clogging up our streets.

Sincerely,

E

clarky123
08-27-2007, 04:04 AM
Leave it empty you mean?

DeltaSigChi4
08-27-2007, 04:46 AM
With over a million residents, I'm fairly certain there are enough people here to keep the streets filled with motor vehicles. We just need you tourist scum coming and fucking up our shit.

Go to Mejico or something. Or better yet, stay in your pathetic towns.

E

sonofhal
08-27-2007, 05:47 AM
With over a million residents, I'm fairly certain there are enough people here to keep the streets filled with motor vehicles. We just need you tourist scum coming and fucking up our shit.

Go to Mejico or something. Or better yet, stay in your pathetic towns.

E

So, what do a large percentage of those million residents do? Work in hotels, bars, restaurants etc? Serve tourists all day? No tourists = No Vegas.

E-Tard.

gaypalmsprings
08-27-2007, 06:01 AM
http://gallery.antiflux.org/d/46066-2/Public_Bar.jpg

fatbastard
08-27-2007, 06:07 AM
you ruin too easy.

Your right. I should be happy for others that are drunk.

BoneDaddy
08-27-2007, 08:40 PM
dude, where do you work? Are you guys accepting applications?

I make cartooooons, and again find myself posting in this thread tonight. Can't tell you exactly where silly. :thu

marooko
08-27-2007, 09:06 PM
want some company?

miscorrections
08-27-2007, 09:13 PM
i'm having gin bucks. they are delicious.

marooko
08-27-2007, 09:21 PM
NEW NEW NEW, NEWCASTLE!!!

thinnerair
08-29-2007, 08:47 PM
do you know how hard it is to find this thread when you really want to ? FUUUUCK!

J~$$$
08-29-2007, 09:12 PM
omg Nando!!!!!!!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/001320d12393083df2750f.jpg

A goat with six horn stands in the herd of goats at a farm in Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region August 28, 2007. The owner said the goat began to grow six horns shortly after its birth. Experts said it is fairly rare to see six-horned goats. [newsphoto]

thinnerair
08-29-2007, 09:12 PM
come chat . ill chat your face off!

J~$$$
08-29-2007, 09:15 PM
Im a gimp chating and ropes are my arch enemy.