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miscorrections
12-13-2008, 12:22 PM
I'm tired. And kind of hungover. And not at work.

luckyface
12-14-2008, 12:26 AM
HEY KIDS! HOW ARE YOu!

coldstart
12-15-2008, 02:33 AM
Oh fuck, ok, I've had toooooo much.

canexplain
12-15-2008, 02:41 AM
Oh fuck, ok, I've had toooooo much.

well then go to bed ... cr****

coldstart
12-15-2008, 02:42 AM
Noooooooooooo, I must read the unread!

canexplain
12-15-2008, 02:45 AM
Noooooooooooo, I must read the unread!

thats funny, good luck, i was out taking moon pics .... cr****

coldstart
12-15-2008, 02:57 AM
"Beautiful fucking tits, man!"

Cpt. Funkaho
12-15-2008, 03:03 AM
Drunk on a Sunday night? Keep living the dream, coldstart.

coldstart
12-15-2008, 07:11 AM
I only get drunk on Sunday nights.

allyjoy
12-19-2008, 10:44 PM
Fuck coworkers and their insistence that if you're leaving your job, they have to get you to the point of puking... we left before that happened, but nonetheless I am nowhere near sober. Thank goodness for (sorta) designated drivers.

Suffacated
12-19-2008, 10:47 PM
Next time, puke on your co-workers.

allyjoy
12-19-2008, 10:57 PM
I much prefer not to puke at all, but I will keep that for consideration the next time I'm leaving a place of employment... btw: I have yet to puke and god willing, I won't

edit: I reached for my bottle filled with water and I ended up taking a swig from my bottle filled with vodka and fruit punch... unfair!

PrettyRagdoll
12-19-2008, 11:10 PM
Note to self, just because she's gorgeous does not mean you have to match her shot for shot!

stinkbutt
12-19-2008, 11:11 PM
pansy

allyjoy
12-19-2008, 11:23 PM
Note to self, just because she's gorgeous does not mean you have to match her shot for shot!

yes it does

dontfeedthebird
12-19-2008, 11:56 PM
amen amen to being drunk. fuck aa.

marooko
12-20-2008, 12:57 AM
not drunk, but pretty good buzz.

Cpt. Funkaho
12-20-2008, 03:10 AM
not drunk, but pretty good buzz.

Wait, you're back? But it still says you're banned... color me confused.

EDIT: Never mind, I read the relevant thread. Very clever, PF.

BROKENDOLL
12-20-2008, 11:54 AM
Whew! When Suffacated handed me an Xmas bud from a friend last nite, he warned me it was really good and would sneak up on me. Woo-hoo, it surely did!

allyjoy
12-21-2008, 08:41 PM
*cheers*

BlackSwan
12-21-2008, 08:54 PM
drunky drunk.

algunz
12-21-2008, 09:21 PM
I'm on my way.

Pixiessp
12-21-2008, 09:36 PM
I would love to get in on this but i am on meds. I haven't had a beer in about 3 weeks.

algunz
12-21-2008, 09:39 PM
What meds? It could just make it more enjoyable.

Pixiessp
12-21-2008, 09:43 PM
Naprosyn 500 mg. I am not used to meds at all. i hardly even take Tylenol so i am sure that mixing beer and Naprosyn will cause me to hallucinate. ha ha ha!!! actually I have a delicate tummy and combining the 2 could cause abdominal bleeding.

algunz
12-21-2008, 10:01 PM
Yeah, Naprosyn is not too exciting. Why are you on them? Since you bring them up, I figure you don't mind sharing.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 10:12 PM
Hey you guys. Be careful with that!

Pixiessp
12-21-2008, 10:57 PM
tweaked my arm at work. have to start rehab in January. without the Naprosyn i cannot even hold a cup in my hand.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 11:16 PM
OWIE! Sorry about that.

algunz
12-21-2008, 11:28 PM
That sux Pixie. Sorry.

MeowMixer
12-21-2008, 11:31 PM
At least you can type for us!

algunz
12-22-2008, 10:20 PM
Yup

rage patton
12-22-2008, 11:45 PM
This is the first time I have ever posted in this thread. Definately not drunk... but I got a buzz going on. Who knows what will happen as the night goes on.

Mr. Dylanja
12-22-2008, 11:49 PM
This is the first time I have ever posted in this thread. Definately not drunk... but I got a buzz going on. Who knows what will happen as the night goes on.

LIAR!! last time you posted in here I sigged it!! altho it was a long time ago...


"I am not a drinking, I am not drunk by any means"

It was something like that :)

rage patton
12-22-2008, 11:51 PM
Hmmm... I dont remember posting in here before. If I have posted in here, I wasn't drunk. Maybe tonight will be the night.

Mr. Dylanja
12-22-2008, 11:57 PM
Here...


I just got back from a long busy week at work and I have had some rum and I fell pretty good. This is a pretty big deal, because I am not a drinking. I don't really know why I wanted some rum tonight... but I did. I am not drunk by any means... but since I was drinking I figured I would post here.

fatbastard
12-23-2008, 12:16 AM
Feeling warm right now. Had a few Hennessys at the Clippers game.

rage patton
12-23-2008, 12:22 AM
Here...

Haha, that is awesome. I guess I drank a little more than I thought I did that night. I think I meant to write "because I don't drink." But yeah, I see what you mean. I remember posting that now though.

Apathetic00
12-23-2008, 01:37 AM
Haven't posted here in awhile, sooo good to have a cold Guinness in my hands....

Guinness = :)

luckyface
01-01-2009, 02:51 AM
Hey hey kids! Happy new year! I am DRUNK! What are you!

captncrzy
01-01-2009, 08:30 AM
Hung over.

sbessiso
01-01-2009, 08:33 AM
Hung over.

Ditto! It huurts, thank god for VH1 and diet peach iced tea

MissingPerson
01-01-2009, 08:39 AM
..................

.......

Oh Jesus.

iv3rdawG
01-01-2009, 08:48 AM
..................

.......

Oh Jesus.

You don't like Diet Peach Iced Tea?

MissingPerson
01-01-2009, 09:11 AM
I bear Diet Peach Iced Tea no more ill will than I wish everything else in the universe just now.

Oh, there just aren't enough duvets on earth to comfort me.

sonofhal
01-01-2009, 09:22 AM
Get out of bed - somebody needs to process all those faulty returns.

MissingPerson
01-01-2009, 09:49 AM
Like the sucker I am, I've already agreed to work tomorrow, which I was supposed to have off. What more do you people want!?!

sbessiso
01-01-2009, 09:54 AM
My head is so achey, I can't even watch "Full House"

locachica73
01-01-2009, 10:00 AM
I woke up still drunk and wondering where the fuck I was. I lost my phone last night at some point in the bar. They just fixed my laptop for work and now I have to ask for a new phone. I just listened to my messages though and there is actually a message where I could hear myself in the background looking for my phone. My girlfriend pissed me the fuck off because she wouldn't wait for a fucking cab and drove her ass home which is some stupid shit. My brother decided to "borrow" my car and go to downtown PHX while drunk and high which pissed me the fuck off as well. But I made out with a hot chick at midnight and woke up next to Terrance... Good Night!

(just wish i could find the damn phone)

captncrzy
01-01-2009, 10:20 AM
haaahaa I found this in the gallery

http://www.coachella.com/util/gallery_image.php?id=10451

MissingPerson
01-01-2009, 06:07 PM
Did you guys know you can mull beer?

You can mull beer!

locachica73
01-01-2009, 06:13 PM
I have no clue what that means.

MissingPerson
01-01-2009, 06:21 PM
You know the way, at Christmas, you get mulled wine?

It's wine heated up with sugar, fruits, spices and cloves and stuff. Anyway, turns out you can do it with beer too, for a nice cup of hot sugary fruit beer.

It's an acquired taste though, only to be acquired when you, y'know, run out of wine...

boarderwoozel3
01-02-2009, 12:30 PM
Mulled beer sounds yucky. Do not want.

MissingPerson
01-02-2009, 01:14 PM
It kinda works better than I expected, but I can't unreservedly recommend it.

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-03-2009, 12:45 AM
I am. Goddamit.
ms fuck this shit.

algunz
01-07-2009, 10:36 PM
Yup, watching Top Chef and recognizing I may be in trouble tomorrow.

Sonicifyouwantit
01-07-2009, 10:37 PM
OH MY GOD...HOW PERFECT...I AM DRUNK AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

algunz
01-07-2009, 10:38 PM
Crazy!!!

Sonicifyouwantit
01-07-2009, 10:39 PM
and god damn last time I waltzed into the misc lounge I saw the snuggie thread and thought "how perfect I was just thinking about these things"

why is the coachella the thread the premier thread on the internetz??????????????????? yeah those were all on purpose....but still drunk. YAY

algunz
01-07-2009, 10:47 PM
I'm guessing it's because PT rules all. :)

Cpt. Funkaho
01-07-2009, 10:53 PM
I too am watching Top Chef...

Sonicifyouwantit
01-07-2009, 10:53 PM
WHATZ PT PRECIOUS??? WHATZ PT? damn 750ml of vodka and a pint of arogant bastard has made Wednesday AWESOME

algunz
01-07-2009, 10:58 PM
PT equals Paul Tollett. He rules all, that is why if you google certain things this message board comes up as one of the premiere sites to explore. In images too. Many of the avatars are there for posterity.

Sonicifyouwantit
01-08-2009, 12:34 AM
PT equals Paul Tollett. He rules all, that is why if you google certain things this message board comes up as one of the premiere sites to explore. In images too. Many of the avatars are there for posterity.

this is true...I've had friends google random stuff and get directed here then they see a post by me just under it...to which they inform me I am addicted to this forum.

gmoneyak
01-11-2009, 12:12 AM
I'm officially tossed like a salad right now, my gf's birthday tonight.. She is a lightweight..

coldstart
01-11-2009, 12:14 AM
She's drunk and tossing your salad? Ewwwww.

gmoneyak
01-11-2009, 12:19 AM
She probably would be down if she was conscious right now.

coldstart
01-11-2009, 12:21 AM
Lol!

Mr. Dylanja
01-11-2009, 12:23 AM
Cardinals BITCHEZZZ!!!! Enough said!

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-11-2009, 02:21 AM
Goddamit I'm drunk like a motherfucker.

Fcuk this shtis man.

NiceArthur32
01-16-2009, 02:51 AM
guess who!? yO7HxUBtMyo

yeah... i'm drunk...

boarderwoozel3
01-16-2009, 02:53 AM
Hi Arthur. I'm drunk too but didn't want to search for this thread. Thanks for saving me the leg work :)

NiceArthur32
01-16-2009, 02:59 AM
no only did i save you the leg work... but i also saved you the hassle of looking for this thread... and i saved you the hassle of hof!
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/david-hasselhoff-1.jpg

drewdrewdrew
01-17-2009, 01:08 PM
honest to god, so hammered, had an orgy. last night.
the bad news, it was involving my best friends ex and i think he is going to slay me.

oh well, no way in hell im passing up an orgy

MissingPerson
01-17-2009, 01:11 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

...

Well somebody had to say it.

drewdrewdrew
01-17-2009, 01:15 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

...

Well somebody had to say it.

Seriously, I was almost going to take a picture. I was so drunk and I was trying to push the limit but they drew the line when I said "its not in there yet" in a sean connery voice.

MissingPerson
01-17-2009, 04:57 PM
I'm full of tequila and watching Ron Burgundy. Both of these things remind me of this board.

MissingPerson
01-17-2009, 04:59 PM
I love this board.

TommyboyUNM
01-17-2009, 05:19 PM
MissingPerson is a lovey drunk. Lol.

MissingPerson
01-17-2009, 05:39 PM
We;ve invented a new cocktiail called Toilet Fuck.

It's got WKD, Bacardi Breezer Pineapple, Smirnoff Ice, Fat Frog, Tequila, Vodal, and whatever else is to hand.

I do love this board though. I'm a sincere drunk. If this board already had a girlfriend, I'd be extra and especially inappropriately sincere.

TommyboyUNM
01-17-2009, 05:46 PM
We;ve invented a new cocktiail called Toilet Fuck.

It's got WKD, Bacardi Breezer Pineapple, Smirnoff Ice, Fat Frog, Tequila, Vodal, and whatever else is to hand.

I do love this board though. I'm a sincere drunk. If this board already had a girlfriend, I'd be extra and especially inappropriately sincere.


Feel free to drunk dial!!

tessalasset
01-18-2009, 03:30 AM
I just got back from an eight hour pub crawl down Wilshire Blvd that consisted of 75 people, three miles, and ten bars, that concluded with us digging for buried treasure in the sand at Santa Monica beach.

MissingPerson
01-18-2009, 08:09 AM
Good God, this is an apocalyptic hangover.

Quite a night. I still had enough alcohol in my system this morning to think I could do without the painkillers for the post-cyclist attack pain, but here at work I now heartily regret that decision.

gmoneyak
01-22-2009, 08:08 PM
This board is driving me, I'm knocking out a bottle of cheap cab right now.

Mr. Dylanja
01-22-2009, 10:57 PM
gmoney, you're so fucking money you don't even know it! You have no idea how fucking money you are!

boarderwoozel3
01-22-2009, 11:10 PM
It helps keep me numb until lineup time... I want lineup time.

gmoneyak
01-22-2009, 11:16 PM
gmoney, you're so fucking money you don't even know it! You have no idea how fucking money you are!

Ahhhh.. Fuck Thursdays, I would like to knock some bunny around right now..:)

NiceArthur32
01-23-2009, 04:54 AM
yep... i am...

frozen pilgrim
01-23-2009, 05:17 AM
isn't it 6 in the morning?

NiceArthur32
01-23-2009, 09:37 AM
it was 4:54!!!!

and i have a headache now

=/

BeHereNOW
01-23-2009, 09:45 AM
holly fuck, i'm definitely drunk at work right now
i can smell myself

marooko
01-24-2009, 11:38 PM
/stoned. and im in it. right now. and now. and now. even now.

marooko
01-24-2009, 11:39 PM
im stil in it. . . .

NiceArthur32
01-25-2009, 03:10 AM
yes.... me, again....

i cant afford therapy..

=/

BROKENDOLL
01-25-2009, 03:56 AM
A little shot here and another shot there. here a shot, where's my sho9t, I swear I haven't had alot,e-i-e-i-ooo! Must get into bed vefore i get the LOOK! I haste the LOOK! :nono:eek:

Agent Orange
01-25-2009, 06:48 AM
My tokyo tea recipe (modified)


1 oz vodka
1 oz rum
1 oz gin
1oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz triple sec
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur



Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Shake, strain into a small highball glass filled with ice, and serve.

BROKENDOLL
01-25-2009, 09:23 AM
4am??? WTF was I thinking? Clearly I had forgotten today is our busiest and I'm scheduled for a split shift! Suffacated really needs to cut back on working out of town and leaving me unattended!

BROKENDOLL
01-25-2009, 09:27 AM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/CUERVOBABY001.jpg Buenas dias mi amigos!

locachica73
01-25-2009, 11:17 AM
I played in a poker tourny that started at noon... I started drinking beer at that point. Then around 7 pm I was thinkind... damn I am kinda drunk... wait, I have been drinking since noon, that would explain it... oh and I haven't eaten since yesterday, ok yeah that explains it even more... needless to say that didn't stop me from continuing to drink and I never did feed myself any food. So I just woke up, its noon, i am still drunk. UGH. Thank god for "not leaving my room sundays".

TommyboyUNM
01-25-2009, 11:21 AM
I played in a poker tourny that started at noon... I started drinking beer at that point. Then around 7 pm I was thinkind... damn I am kinda drunk... wait, I have been drinking since noon, that would explain it... oh and I haven't eaten since yesterday, ok yeah that explains it even more... needless to say that didn't stop me from continuing to drink and I never did feed myself any food. So I just woke up, its noon, i am still drunk. UGH. Thank god for "not leaving my room sundays".


You drunk dialed me at 10:00 am yesterday!! By my calculations, you've been drunk for the past 42 hours. :pulse

locachica73
01-25-2009, 11:27 AM
LOL yes this is true. I am taking the next 5 days off to give my liver a break prior to our upcoming weekend of drunken debauchery/lap dances. :p

algunz
01-27-2009, 10:30 PM
It's a Tuesday and I'm trashed. It's gonna be a long week. :p

coldstart
01-27-2009, 10:30 PM
Woooooooooooooo!

corbo
01-27-2009, 11:44 PM
just broke up with the gf. drinking.depressed. i need a coachella weekend soon. :(

locachica73
01-28-2009, 12:03 AM
ok i just had 2 beers... umm ok maybe more. DAMNIT

fatbastard
01-28-2009, 06:10 AM
You should be a professional card player, or a professional drinker :)

locachica73
01-28-2009, 09:05 AM
Trust me, if I could get paid for it I would be RICH!!! :)

hahlasagna
01-28-2009, 07:05 PM
i am a cameraa of lights and delusion babyy babyyy. i can see you running from the dirty boys the dirty boyz jesus whas an onlyyyyyy chilld but i am not but i am nottttt dup du du dud duppy do take mr miles davis on the chelllooooo deputyyyyy dog is a figureee of speach and ballsand i can see you runnninng my nachos aree ready@

TommyboyUNM
01-28-2009, 10:06 PM
Crown and Coke!!!! Hi everybody. ;)

Cpt. Funkaho
02-06-2009, 12:34 AM
Motherfuckers am I the first one who's been drunk this week? SHAME ON YOU ALL.

I have a list of grievances that didn't fit into haiku form:

-Pierogihead is a douche. So are some other people. I have like five people on ignore now, having had only one prior to mid-January.
-Randy, did you really need a third goddamn personality? I thought TLGM and RSW were enough. I admit it was fun to see the lurkers treat you like you really were Chris, but the novelty has worn off.
-Whoa, got more drunk than I was planning.

Now, a confession: I really, really like Jimmy Eat World. Fuck you all if you think less of me for that.

chairmenmeow47
02-06-2009, 01:27 AM
I JUST WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO TALL THE ALCOHOAL THAT IS MAKING ME DURNK RIGHT NNIOW. REPRESENT ALCOHOLA!

dinosaurateme
02-06-2009, 12:52 PM
I got drunk last night by myself. It's far less interesting than it really was. i had two beers and roughly 10 shots of jaeger. my life RULES.

Cpt. Funkaho
02-06-2009, 12:55 PM
I got drunk last night by myself. It's far less interesting than it really was. i had two beers and roughly 10 shots of jaeger. my life RULES.

How was the Jaeger, broseph?


Also, I see I apparently spread word of my love for Jimmy Eat World far and wide last night. That's cool, that's cool. I'll own it.

TommyboyUNM
02-06-2009, 01:22 PM
How was the Jaeger, broseph?


Also, I see I apparently spread word of my love for Jimmy Eat World far and wide last night. That's cool, that's cool. I'll own it.


Thank you for not deleting your drunken post. I have a ridiculous amount of respect for you, good sir.

marooko
02-06-2009, 01:43 PM
Motherfuckers am I the first one who's been drunk this week? SHAME ON YOU ALL.

I have a list of grievances that didn't fit into haiku form:

-Pierogihead is a douche. So are some other people. I have like five people on ignore now, having had only one prior to mid-January.
-Randy, did you really need a third goddamn personality? I thought TLGM and RSW were enough. I admit it was fun to see the lurkers treat you like you really were Chris, but the novelty has worn off.
-Whoa, got more drunk than I was planning.

Now, a confession: I really, really like Jimmy Eat World. Fuck you all if you think less of me for that.

- Pierogiehead, douche
ignore list more than tripled.
I'll kill you lurkers.

-last rotation monk
it was funny the first day
im over it now

- Alcohol, you're bad
my darkest secrets exposed
im internet shamed


i havent done one of these since like 5-6th grade.

All Your Base
02-06-2009, 01:48 PM
I am. I am. I am.

For you Los Angelinos who haven't had a 2 double-bock lunch at the Red Lion Tavern in Sliverlake, you're fucking missing out kids!

EDIT: Oh yeah, my boss picked up the tab. Thanks buddy!

Cpt. Funkaho
02-06-2009, 01:52 PM
- Pierogiehead, douche
ignore list more than tripled.
I'll kill you lurkers.

-last rotation monk
it was funny the first day
im over it now

- Alcohol, you're bad
my darkest secrets exposed
im internet shamed


i havent done one of these since like 5-6th grade.

Kudos. I was in no state for haikus last night.

dinosaurateme
02-06-2009, 03:29 PM
How was the Jaeger, broseph?


Also, I see I apparently spread word of my love for Jimmy Eat World far and wide last night. That's cool, that's cool. I'll own it.


who said i was your broseph?!

and the jaeger was stupendous.

fikus222
02-06-2009, 09:46 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c275/zkosojet/IrishCarBomb.jpg

And so it begins....burp

algunz
02-06-2009, 09:50 PM
Yup, hiccough.

fikus222
02-06-2009, 09:55 PM
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/oxymoronically/JaegerBomb.jpg

don't look at it, just drink it fast.

bartelby
02-06-2009, 09:57 PM
hi

i'm drunk

fikus222
02-07-2009, 02:22 AM
me liking irish bars, and luckily for me my last final is on the morning of st patrick's day....so thats is cool and all....time for some additional refreshments...mmmmm yeah

locachica73
02-07-2009, 02:23 AM
goddamn, i get home drunk on a Thursday and there are all kinds of people around... Friday night/saturday morning im drunk and can stay up and type and none.

fikus222
02-08-2009, 02:05 AM
Mmmm yeah, the Chop Suey bartenders gave ,me way too many free derinks tonight at the show. i'm not cvomplainig tho.

boarderwoozel3
02-08-2009, 02:18 AM
Got some free drinks at Chop Suey eh? We're going to a few of the same shows, kewl.

coldstart
02-08-2009, 02:19 AM
Oh, hai there!

wmgaretjax
02-08-2009, 02:20 AM
you guys are in seattle.... where abouts do you live... I spent a good chunk of the night on 15th E at Smith.... stumbled home to my place 4 blocks west... I had too much wine... gonna have a serious headache tomorrow.

boarderwoozel3
02-08-2009, 02:21 AM
Hai. Didn't mention it earlier but yeah, retro night, drunken fun.

boarderwoozel3
02-08-2009, 02:24 AM
Yes, Seattle, I lived on Capitol Hill for a few years but moved to Wallingford a few months ago. This was not a good decision. I've grown to loathe the yuppies and suburban(ish) living over here! Once this lease is up I'm fleeing back to the hill...

wmgaretjax
02-08-2009, 02:35 AM
yeah I'm up on 11th on the hill. Wallingford has some good food (I actually went out to Bizarro tonight), but the folks up there are hit and miss.

fikus222
02-08-2009, 02:38 AM
My wife and I live in the Radford Court apartments at the intersection of NE 65 St and Sandpoint Way. This place is tamer than hell, but the buses work the day and the isolation works well homeward bound on the weekends.

wmgaretjax
02-08-2009, 02:39 AM
65th and sandpoint? so near magnuson? I love that park, even though it can be sketchy at times.

fikus222
02-08-2009, 02:42 AM
65th and sandpoint? so near magnuson? I love that park, even though it can be sketchy at times.

We are well within walkming distance of the park and have yet to encounter anything more threatening than a beaver along the banks of Lake Washington.

fikus222
02-08-2009, 02:48 AM
We've got a friend visiting this march and we plan on riding the train to Vancouver, taking the Seattle underground tour, camping in the Olympics and going to Ratatat.

Is the underground tour worth it? Where should we camp out for a couple days, east or west?

Where should we go while visiting Vancouver?

Eddit:

Maybe the Zoo too, since my friend and i used to live a stone's throw away from the Oakland Zoo.

BROKENDOLL
02-08-2009, 02:50 AM
Mmm, no, not drunk. I don't think. Drunk is when you race towrads a buzz irresponsibly. I paced myself. :poo faced, maybe.

wmgaretjax
02-08-2009, 03:08 AM
We are well within walkming distance of the park and have yet to encounter anything more threatening than a beaver along the banks of Lake Washington.

At night it used to be kind of shady, but most of my experience is from 5 years ago.

the tour can be cool, but it is what it is.

TommyboyUNM
02-08-2009, 08:22 AM
Seattle got fucked up last night!

Mr. Dylanja
02-08-2009, 01:19 PM
I got absolutely shitfaced last night. Saw my boy AJ :thu

Tommy are you in Seattle reminiscing the Sonics of yesteryear?

TommyboyUNM
02-08-2009, 01:26 PM
I got absolutely shitfaced last night. Saw my boy AJ :thu

Tommy are you in Seattle reminiscing the Sonics of yesteryear?


I'm there in spirit, D-Lo. Everytime I drink, I tip one out for the Sonics.

ruetheday
02-09-2009, 06:42 AM
I finally got home, damn i'm fucked.

bug on your lip
02-09-2009, 08:54 AM
And I'll never never know what you never never wanna know
when you know what you are ohhh

chairmenmeow47
02-11-2009, 08:15 PM
IF THE BITDCH DON'T SMOKE, BET HER DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!!!!! !!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

algunz
02-13-2009, 11:52 PM
I'm reading the screen with one eye closed. I think.

TommyboyUNM
02-14-2009, 11:04 PM
I'm on Dos Equis #9 and tequila made an appearance. :) Hi Coachella.

chiapet
02-14-2009, 11:07 PM
Oooh tequila. I went for mexican but didn't have any of that.

TommyboyUNM
02-14-2009, 11:10 PM
Don Julio FTW

chiapet
02-14-2009, 11:12 PM
I actually don't drink tequila anymore. Did me wrong too many times.

TommyboyUNM
02-14-2009, 11:14 PM
Hopefully it doesn't do me wrong tonigth. Beer #10 FTW

chiapet
02-14-2009, 11:16 PM
Well, there is this thing with tequila, if it does you wrong, you upgrade to a better tequila. But once you get sick a few times off the best, you just have to find another drink.

Sadly this is my situation with:
tequila
gin
scotch
cognac

so there is not left for me to drink

miscorrections
02-14-2009, 11:25 PM
I'm running into walls.

roberto73
02-14-2009, 11:26 PM
I will now commence drinking scotch. Wake me up at noon.

chiapet
02-14-2009, 11:29 PM
I really used to love scotch, but now when I try to drink it (even good scotch) it makes me shudder. :(

TommyboyUNM
02-14-2009, 11:30 PM
I'm running into walls.


Fuckin love it.


My friend is trippin for the first time and I'm jealous.

boarderwoozel3
02-14-2009, 11:34 PM
Roberto, I miss your old avatar, wasn't it Steve Martin doing standup while wearing bunny ears and holding a carrot? Oh well.

I've been enjoying The Macallan 12 year (single malt scotch) and a pretty damn good Spanish red, Rioja. I scored the wine for $12 and Wine Spectator gave it a 89.

Screw Valentines Day, the only man I need is John Barleycorn, he's always there for me.

BROKENDOLL
02-14-2009, 11:40 PM
I'm on Dos Equis #9 and tequila made an appearance. :) Hi Coachella.

Don Julio FTW

Hopefully it doesn't do me wrong tonigth. Beer #10 FTW Hola, TommyboyUNM! I just wanted to see if you think I'm exotic and alluring when you're shitfaced, that's all...:lips


Well, there is this thing with tequila, if it does you wrong, you upgrade to a better tequila. But once you get sick a few times off the best, you just have to find another drink.

Sadly this is my situation with:
tequila
gin
scotch
cognac

so there is not left for me to drink There's hope, chiapet! I didn't see Vodka, Rum, or Whiskey on your list! And about that tequila thing...Ole'!

OnlyNonStranger
02-14-2009, 11:42 PM
God I love Guinness.

boarderwoozel3
02-14-2009, 11:44 PM
Hola, TommyboyUNM! I just wanted to see if you think I'm exotic and alluring when you're shitfaced, that's all...:lips


http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/its_a_trap.jpg

!!!

Pixiessp
02-14-2009, 11:46 PM
I'm in here and I'm not drunk. I'm not even drinking. Will I be ousted?

Pixiessp
02-14-2009, 11:48 PM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/its_a_trap.jpg

!!!

maybe i should be drinking. :nono

buddy
02-14-2009, 11:53 PM
God I love Guinness.

i second that

chiapet
02-15-2009, 12:07 AM
brokendoll, I'm definitely down with vodka and rum. Captn and coke is my default dive bar drink. In fancier places I tend towards martinis, vodka tonics, or... just captn and coke. :)

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 12:08 AM
Hola, TommyboyUNM! I just wanted to see if you think I'm exotic and alluring when you're shitfaced, that's all...:lips


Not even a little bit.

BROKENDOLL
02-15-2009, 12:10 AM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/its_a_trap.jpg

!!! LOL I've heard the term, "Whiskey Dick," but never knew what it meant...God, I hope that's not caused by copious amounts of tequila drinking!

chiapet
02-15-2009, 12:14 AM
boarder, wine here tonight as well. I buy excessive amounts of wine and then don't drink much of it, so I'm trying to knock back a bottle here and there. :) Only like 120 left....

BROKENDOLL
02-15-2009, 12:15 AM
Not even a little bit. Fine. When you start feeling that spinning sensation and breakout in a cold sweat, don't expect me to bring you a cold damp washcloth or rub your back while you're heaving chunks...:laughyou

chiapet
02-15-2009, 12:16 AM
I hate the spins. That's why I don't get stoned after I've been drinking :(

ElBlueblazer
02-15-2009, 12:17 AM
i feel a bit funny,,


ive had seven jello shots... i thikmgl its hitting me

ElBlueblazer
02-15-2009, 12:19 AM
time to jump on teh phone

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 12:24 AM
does anyone over 21 do jello shots?

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 12:28 AM
They sell jello shots at a local college bar up here. I've had a few, it's fun.

chiapet
02-15-2009, 12:29 AM
If I don't have to count things that happen in new orleans, I have definitely not had a jello shot since college.

ElBlueblazer
02-15-2009, 12:35 AM
its not my choic3e it what she has,, im not picky,,,

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 12:42 AM
If I don't have to count things that happen in new orleans, I have definitely not had a jello shot since college.

I'm still in college, ergo, I give myself a pass... barely.

chiapet
02-15-2009, 12:46 AM
I suppose that's acceptable then. :)

I suspect I'm lying anyway, I have a vague memory of having jello shots at my brother's grad party.

Pixiessp
02-15-2009, 12:48 AM
the thing that used to draw my eye were those test tubes filled with colorful liquids. little did i know,at the time,they were filled with devil juice.

chiapet
02-15-2009, 12:50 AM
I think those are directly responsible for shirts coming off, as such, I can't hate them.

Pixiessp
02-15-2009, 12:52 AM
yes as i recall,shirts and blouses went a missing. ahhhh...the good old days.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 12:59 AM
They sell jello shots at a local college bar up here. I've had a few, it's fun.

i dunno.. its kinda snotty and strange. i feel awkward when i do those things

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 01:02 AM
I'm quite sure it's impossible to take a jello shot gracefully. But by the time I think it's acceptable to take one, form is the least of my worries.

chiapet
02-15-2009, 01:04 AM
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm certain any time I've taken one, it's been with perfect form and grace. Of course, I always think I'm charming once I'm drunk.

Pixiessp
02-15-2009, 01:12 AM
I'm neither charming or graceful while drunk. It is now time for a Fanta.
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Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:12 AM
I'm quite sure it's impossible to take a jello shot gracefully. But by the time I think it's acceptable to take one, form is the least of my worries.

good point

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 01:15 AM
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm certain any time I've taken one, it's been with perfect form and grace. Of course, I always think I'm charming once I'm drunk.

Exactly.

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:17 AM
Exactly.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:17 AM
So you're drunk on jello shots boarder?

Pixiessp
02-15-2009, 01:18 AM
Exactly

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:18 AM
Exactly.

how you doing tommy. I made myself a dirti martini and lit a nag champa..

i'm like a confused douchehippie hybrid right now

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:19 AM
I'm in double-digit Dos Equis and I am shitfaced. My buddy and I just chillin. I'm good and gone.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:24 AM
I'm in double-digit Dos Equis and I am shitfaced. My buddy and I just chillin. I'm good and gone.

Very nice..

miscorrections
02-15-2009, 01:26 AM
I'm all shoobly-woobly right now. I'm onto water.

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:28 AM
This sounds like a wonderful night for the Coachellas :)

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 01:30 AM
So you're drunk on jello shots boarder?

Nope. Good wine and better scotch.

miscorrections
02-15-2009, 01:31 AM
THIS WATER ISN'T COLD YET. FUCK.

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 01:32 AM
Ice cubes are your friend.

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:32 AM
THIS WATER ISN'T COLD YET. FUCK.


ICE!!!

miscorrections
02-15-2009, 01:33 AM
That makes too much sense.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:34 AM
Nope. Good wine and better scotch.

I'm a Bourbon man myself...

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:34 AM
That makes too much sense.

Wtf is Port.. Auster... whatever..

chiapet
02-15-2009, 01:37 AM
Wtf is Port.. Auster... whatever..

This made me think 'mmm port' and now i've switched drinks.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:38 AM
I only cook with port..

chiapet
02-15-2009, 01:39 AM
What?! What do you have against port? :(

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:41 AM
I'm wide awake. Good shit.

miscorrections
02-15-2009, 01:41 AM
Two more glasses of water and I'll be ready for sleepytime.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:42 AM
What?! What do you have against port? :(

I just don't have a taste for it in its drink form... It's my problem.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:42 AM
I'm wide awake. Good shit.

not so subtle eh?

chiapet
02-15-2009, 01:44 AM
Hrm... I have to be in the mood for ruby but enjoy a tawny almost any time. Admittedly it's very sweet and isn't for everyone.

I want recipes that incorporate port now.

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:45 AM
Water = good idea

miscorrections
02-15-2009, 01:46 AM
F'reals. Once this glass is drained, which is going to be in approximately forty seconds, I'm hitting the hay.

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:47 AM
not so subtle eh?


Huh? Lol.

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 01:47 AM
Night, Miscorr.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:49 AM
Hrm... I have to be in the mood for ruby but enjoy a tawny almost any time. Admittedly it's very sweet and isn't for everyone.

I want recipes that incorporate port now.

I usually use it in brazing and in soups. I have some really good recipes in this old book but it's in Italian and im lazy right now. What kind of food do you do? meat and vegies and such??

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:49 AM
F'reals. Once this glass is drained, which is going to be in approximately forty seconds, I'm hitting the hay.

nighters

chiapet
02-15-2009, 01:52 AM
Dunno, i've just never used it in cooking outside of desserts/fruit dishes. What types of veggies would you use w/ port? I'm having trouble imagining which would work with the sweetness.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 01:55 AM
you name it. to unleash its sweetness there are various beat recipes but I normally use a broth made from something I braze it with and then add some more port and savory vegetables like carrots and celery and sometimes lentils and other wild shit.

port glazed rack of lamb will make you cry

chiapet
02-15-2009, 01:56 AM
Yea, i could definitely see it with lamb or pork, but the veggies were a stretch for my imagination :)

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 02:00 AM
Understandable... its an add on in the veggie and soup dishes, not a feature.

One of my favorite dishes in the world is port brazed rabbit with roasted diced oranges accompanied by handmade gnocchi and a glass of nero d'avola
there's this place in Agrigento (Sicily) that does it just like that

heaven

chiapet
02-15-2009, 02:01 AM
Is nero the same as Calabrese D'Avola? I think that is what it is called here... I never thought of pairing with rabbit, but that sounds very good. :)

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 02:04 AM
a close relative! Calabria has different soil conditions and doesnt get the same wind that the nero d'avola gets in Sicily. But they are both amazing.

You guys definitely get good cheap bottles of Nero D'avola in SF. give it a whirl

chiapet
02-15-2009, 02:05 AM
Yea, the wine store nearest me definitely has Sicilian wines, which I've not explored well enough at all. (most I've had have been homemade). Will definitely check it out.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 02:13 AM
im watching Zach Galiflanakis live at the Purple Onion and crying in laughter...

(just poured a glass of Nero!)

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 02:32 AM
What are you motherfuckers babbling about?

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 02:34 AM
foood dude. and comedy.. you ever see this guy?

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 02:38 AM
Zach G is a funny man. You know I did some comedy myself? A brief set, but it was intense fun.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 02:44 AM
thats awesome man

Cpt. Funkaho
02-15-2009, 03:01 AM
Is nero the same as Calabrese D'Avola? I think that is what it is called here... I never thought of pairing with rabbit, but that sounds very good. :)

Who gave you permission to disgrace the drunk thread with your bourgeois concerns? THIS IS THE THREAD OF THE PROLETARIAT. LESS SNOOTY WINE TALK, MORE SHOTGUNNING OF PABST BLUE RIBBON.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 03:06 AM
im not a fan of the hipster gatorade. lol

Cpt. Funkaho
02-15-2009, 03:20 AM
im not a fan of the hipster gatorade. lol

Criticizing people for what you perceive as scene-fueled tastes when you're talking about Sicilian wines like you're Patrick Bateman ogling a business card? Whoa there.

Tell me who's more of a snob- people who talk about bouquets and pairings and just a hint of nutty Edam cheese, or me and three friends drinking the cheapest beer we can find while manhandling a dock out of a half-frozen lake at ten above.

Fuck, time for me to get some sleep.

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 03:29 AM
A good red trumps just about anything. Except for good champagne :D Put that on a cracker and savor the notes.

chiapet
02-15-2009, 09:29 AM
Who gave you permission to disgrace the drunk thread with your bourgeois concerns? THIS IS THE THREAD OF THE PROLETARIAT. LESS SNOOTY WINE TALK, MORE SHOTGUNNING OF PABST BLUE RIBBON.

Ppppppppppppppppppb no one was being snooty, there was no 'bouquet' talk, and wine fits in perfectly with this thread, especially since I was drinking wine as we talked about it.

If it makes you feel better, I was drinking an incredibly cheap bottle of chianti which was just -terrible- and probably should have been better left for cooking or even just left on the shelf at the store.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 12:23 PM
Criticizing people for what you perceive as scene-fueled tastes when you're talking about Sicilian wines like you're Patrick Bateman ogling a business card? Whoa there.

Tell me who's more of a snob- people who talk about bouquets and pairings and just a hint of nutty Edam cheese, or me and three friends drinking the cheapest beer we can find while manhandling a dock out of a half-frozen lake at ten above.

Fuck, time for me to get some sleep.

Im not talking about Sicilian wine bc I'm a snob. Take a look at my moniker Cpt., i bathe in that shit.

CalmerThanYou
02-15-2009, 07:28 PM
this fucker is definitely hard to find.. F3...lets go hunting

CalmerThanYou
02-15-2009, 07:29 PM
we need golf shoes to get out of this muck

chiapet
02-15-2009, 07:55 PM
I'd be posting, but I'm drinking wine again, and apparently that's off limits for the board. :)

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 08:02 PM
persecuted drinkers

CalmerThanYou
02-15-2009, 08:07 PM
im in (self imposed) house arrest slamming teqila

boarderwoozel3
02-15-2009, 08:08 PM
Do elaborate on this self imposed house arrest? Got too rad?

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 08:11 PM
you're drinking tequila by yourself? damn dude.

this thread's for you

chiapet
02-16-2009, 06:41 PM
Just to spite the wine haters, tonight it's moscato d'asti

gmoneyak
02-16-2009, 07:05 PM
I'm drinking some Casillero del Diablo, nice and cheap..

chiapet
02-16-2009, 07:14 PM
That's a great name. Chilean cheap wines have been pretty good in my experience though :)

gmoneyak
02-16-2009, 07:38 PM
That is true, most wines from Concha Y Toro wineries are pretty decent for the price.

frozen pilgrim
02-20-2009, 07:49 PM
half a quart of 100% agave tequila talking.
how's it going?

sydaud
02-20-2009, 08:14 PM
I left work at noon (E.S.T.) and have been in the bottle ever since. And I fucking feel great :)

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
02-20-2009, 08:24 PM
Criticizing people for what you perceive as scene-fueled tastes when you're talking about Sicilian wines like you're Patrick Bateman ogling a business card? Whoa there.

Tell me who's more of a snob- people who talk about bouquets and pairings and just a hint of nutty Edam cheese, or me and three friends drinking the cheapest beer we can find while manhandling a dock out of a half-frozen lake at ten above.

Fuck, time for me to get some sleep.

wow...there are so many things I love about this post.

marooko
02-20-2009, 08:34 PM
I'm drinking some Casillero del Diablo, nice and cheap..


That's a great name. Chilean cheap wines have been pretty good in my experience though :)


That is true, most wines from Concha Y Toro wineries are pretty decent for the price.

i guess im a cheap wine drinker, i think this is my favorite winery. i dig the chilean wines.

BROKENDOLL
02-20-2009, 10:50 PM
half a quart of 100% agave tequila talking.
how's it going? Well, Pilgrim...(Giggle) I'm just now indulging and unwinding after work, so I'm going pretty good...May I ask you the same question now that 2 hours have passed? (Tee-hee...) http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/8_31_07TequilaAndSomPresents-1.jpg

NiceArthur32
02-20-2009, 10:54 PM
yes... its me again...

marooko
02-20-2009, 11:07 PM
hi there.