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Pixiessp
07-04-2008, 12:47 AM
I feel cheated.

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 12:50 AM
Go to bed and try again tomorrow. Happy 4th.

WTF kind of advice is that, algunz? You suck.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2008, 12:50 AM
'Cause we...are...your friends.

You'll...never be alone again, so come on...come on...so come on...come onnnnnn...

Don't you dare sing that fucking song, even in text, even ironically.

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 12:52 AM
'Cause we

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 12:52 AM
are

algunz
07-04-2008, 12:52 AM
WTF kind of advice is that, algunz? You suck.


Tomorrow's gonna be a long day, why not save it up?

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 12:52 AM
your friends

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2008, 12:53 AM
Please don't force me to remind you that you don't have any friends and that's how you ended up in this thread in the first place.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2008, 12:54 AM
Also Gunz, how come you're always on a message board on a Friday night? Why isn't anyone putting a dick to you?

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 12:54 AM
Fuckin' algunz, you just have to ruin everything, dontcha? Yes, tomorrow's gonna be a long day, blah blah blah. Doesn't mean the bitch has to be directed towards not drinking tonight.

algunz
07-04-2008, 12:55 AM
It's Thursday, well Friday now.





I'm a good multi-tasker.

Pixiessp
07-04-2008, 12:55 AM
I work till midnight tomorrow. no fireworks or parties for me.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2008, 12:56 AM
It's Thursday, well Friday now.





I'm a good multitasker.

I'm pretty sure that if you're getting dicked and able to handle another task besides that, there's something wrong with the quality of the dicking.

algunz
07-04-2008, 12:57 AM
You need to go back to the bad mood thread. : )



Both of you . . .

Pixiessp
07-04-2008, 12:57 AM
Fuckin' algunz, you just have to ruin everything, dontcha? Yes, tomorrow's gonna be a long day, blah blah blah. Doesn't mean the bitch has to be directed towards not drinking tonight.

Am I the bitch you are referring to?

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 12:57 AM
Please don't force me to remind you that you don't have any friends and that's how you ended up in this thread in the first place.

Y'know, I'm solitary by choice tonight. When I got home from the store, I was propositioned by a prostitute who just so happened to be walking through my apartment complex's parking lot right at that moment. While it gave me a mild sense of exhilaration, I ultimately declined. Primarily 'cause I only had $2 cash on me and didn't feel like driving to an ATM.


Also Gunz, how come you're always on a message board on a Friday night? Why isn't anyone putting a dick to you?

Just for the record, it's Thursday night. And no one's putting a dick to her 'cause I'm not getting on the road till the morning. Oh! (said in the manner of Andrew Dice Clay)

luckyface
07-04-2008, 12:58 AM
5 beers and a light dinner, yet here I am not that drunk. I am disappointed.

algunz
07-04-2008, 12:59 AM
I'm pretty sure that if you're getting dicked and able to handle another task besides that, there's something wrong with the quality of the dicking.

Not necessarily. I've learned to be quite adept at handling more than one at once.

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 01:00 AM
Am I the bitch you are referring to?

Don't take it personal, sweetie.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2008, 01:01 AM
Not necessarily. I've learned to be quite adept at handling more than one at once.

How's that summer school class working out for ya? Lots of studious, well-hung pupils?

Pixiessp
07-04-2008, 01:02 AM
Don't take it personal, sweetie.

fuck you Jack Johnson!!

algunz
07-04-2008, 01:02 AM
I wouldn't know. I'm in and out as quick as possible.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2008, 01:09 AM
I wouldn't know. I'm in and out as quick as possible.

That's what I heard a lot of them saying leaving the classroom/your orifices.

BROKENDOLL
07-04-2008, 01:47 AM
Yes, I am rather brilliant, especially in all things alcohol-related.
Remember, "Drunk don't count..."

BROKENDOLL
07-04-2008, 01:51 AM
Also Gunz, how come you're always on a message board on a Friday night? Why isn't anyone putting a dick to you? Maybe cuz it isn't Friday Night yet? Dipshit.

leo01g
07-04-2008, 11:42 PM
so yesterday had to be the worst i've been drunk in a while. I ended up sleeping by the rim of the toilet with puke all over it...good times. Hell of a prty though

feather
07-05-2008, 10:55 AM
After some screwdrivers and beer bongs, I don't remember a good chunk of yesterday. Managed to find all of my belongings after leaving them on the beach all day though.

frozen pilgrim
07-05-2008, 11:25 AM
http://img1.purerave.com/4/92/4549792_.gif

BROKENDOLL
07-05-2008, 01:26 PM
Damn, FrozenPilgrim, I want what you're drinkin'!

leo01g
07-05-2008, 02:39 PM
I dont know how i was able to handle so much shit at coachella. Two days of drinking and im exhausted

Blinken
07-05-2008, 09:11 PM
I have been drunk passed out and hung over today, starting over right now.

fatbastard
07-05-2008, 09:18 PM
I'm drunk. A perfect day for it.

Mr. Dylanja
07-05-2008, 11:20 PM
Alright Mr. Thread, I'm going tuhdabah, I'll see YOU later...

bug on your lip
07-05-2008, 11:27 PM
Hai thread


bug in da hizaaaaayyyyy

ThomThom
07-05-2008, 11:39 PM
Fuck it I'll bite... On to my second bottle of cheap wine (after a 6 pack of Sam Adams Summer ale) and I'm starting to feel it. Also, 16 cigarettes so far, 4 to go. Fuck this sucks... Hey Bug, I'd actually pay to get fucked up with you, is there a way? Paypal maybe? Free tickets to a show of your choice?

bug on your lip
07-05-2008, 11:48 PM
Fuck it I'll bite... On to my second bottle of cheap wine (after a 6 pack of Sam Adams Summer ale) and I'm starting to feel it. Also, 16 cigarettes so far, 4 to go. Fuck this sucks... Hey Bug, I'd actually pay to get fucked up with you, is there a way? Paypal maybe? Free tickets to a show of your choice?

there is a wayyyy

can u toucvh yer elbows behind yer back ?

Mr. Dylanja
07-06-2008, 02:17 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPP PPPPPPP?

fatbastard
07-13-2008, 12:35 AM
I'm drunk! I'm feeling good and full. Just came back from Redwood Bar and Grill in downtown. Drank a few hefeweizens, smoked some cigarettes, ate a greasy cheeseburger with fries, and listened to a set from Hot Rod Lincoln. Lots of kabuki toned women with tats in black dresses. Mmmmmmmmmmm....

marooko
07-13-2008, 01:04 AM
just got back from watching Von Iva. had a beer in the car(i wasnt driving) and im feeling good. maybe gonna burn a bowl and have another beer.

marooko
07-13-2008, 01:05 AM
there is a wayyyy

can u toucvh yer elbows behind yer back ?

i can. wanna see?

Pixiessp
07-13-2008, 01:29 AM
I'm drinking a beer but i am not drunk.

locachica73
07-14-2008, 09:10 PM
Why is it whenever I decide to not drink for a week or whatever deadline I give myself, some friend who I haven't hung out with in awhile calls out of the blue to tell me she has no babysitter and really needs to get out for a drink? It is fucking Monday night and I have a very nice buzz.

marooko
07-14-2008, 09:23 PM
in honor of you loca, im having a drink.

locachica73
07-14-2008, 09:24 PM
in honor of you loca, im having a drink.

I am laying here watching bad tv, typing on the pc, and drinking a heini light, after 2 pitchers shared between 2 people, and 4 heini lights, I am feeling no pain.

marooko
07-15-2008, 07:59 AM
i bet. how you doing this morning?

fatbastard
07-15-2008, 08:02 AM
TVs most likely still on, laptop is glowing in her face and she is smiling...smiling until she wakes up and feels her brain slide to one side.

locachica73
07-15-2008, 09:45 AM
LOL, actually my damn insomnia kicked in last night after having a phone run in with an ex who I hadn't heard from in 3 months. So I ended up awake till 430 am, which killed the buzz of course so I was not hung over in the least. Tired as hell but not hung over. It is going to be a very long day going on 3 hours of sleep.

algunz
07-16-2008, 11:33 PM
Holy shit, how did this happen. I am an octupus.

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:35 PM
... how does octopus nature relate to drunkenness again?

fasttrack
07-16-2008, 11:36 PM
i have an empty stomach and a bottle of whiskey minus 5 drinks. drink drank drunk.

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:37 PM
I've had about 13 shots of gin and I'm fine. C'mon, wussies.

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:37 PM
Also, NEVER drink on an empty stomach. First rule.

algunz
07-16-2008, 11:38 PM
Octupus = fingers

fasttrack
07-16-2008, 11:38 PM
i do what i want.

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:39 PM
Octupus = fingers

Oh... well that makes much more sense.

Wait, still not.

algunz
07-16-2008, 11:40 PM
Alcohol + empty stomach = buaaghhsch . . .

algunz
07-16-2008, 11:41 PM
Im so slow it's ricockulous.

fasttrack
07-16-2008, 11:41 PM
anything + "i do what i want" = i do what i want

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:42 PM
This is America, you are perfectly welcome to do things are wrong as you wish.

fasttrack
07-16-2008, 11:43 PM
that's what i love about doing what i want.

fasttrack
07-16-2008, 11:43 PM
6 drinks now btw.

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:43 PM
... fucking up?

algunz
07-16-2008, 11:44 PM
They fuck you in the drive-thru

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:47 PM
Wow, you're fucking smashed, Gunz. Any greater likelihood of getting you to post some kind of scandalous photo in this inebriated state?

algunz
07-16-2008, 11:51 PM
plausible, but not likely

RotationSlimWang
07-16-2008, 11:51 PM
What would you recommend as a good tactic to get some titty shots up here?

fasttrack
07-16-2008, 11:52 PM
yes. drink up buttercup.

algunz
07-16-2008, 11:55 PM
I told them I already got one

locachica73
07-17-2008, 07:19 AM
OK so I mentioned awhile back that there needed to be an "It is morning and I am still drunk from the night before" thread, someone told me to start one which I said I would next time I was still drunk in the morning from the night before. Well here is that moment bbut I am too drunk to figure out how to start a thread so oh well. It is going to be a very long day considering I was still drinking at 3 am. oh well, time to get in the shoewer.

RotationSlimWang
07-17-2008, 07:21 AM
Whoever told you to start a new thread was giving you unsound advice. One thread is perfectly sufficient.

locachica73
07-17-2008, 07:31 AM
I thought so too. So it is a good thing my drunk ass couldn't figure it out. It is going to be a veryyyyy long day at work. I wonder what time the hangover will kick in.

RotationSlimWang
07-17-2008, 07:34 AM
Ever considered pounding like 24 ounces of water and two or three Advil before you go to sleep after these binge drinking sessions? Might find it helpful.

locachica73
07-17-2008, 07:42 AM
Would they still be binge drinking sessions if I planned them in advance? It was ladies night and $1.25 you call it drinks, a few vodka and club sodas later I thought it would be fun to try another bar down the road, the bartender there was extremely cute and she poured very stiff drinks, next thing i know I am singing kareoke (which I NEVER do) and talking to the bartender and her byfriend who is tattooed from neck to feet and we decide to continue drinking after she closed the bar. I wasn't planning on drinking till 3am then smoking pot and staying awake till 4:30 pounding red bull, it just kinda happened. And red bull is evl.

RotationSlimWang
07-17-2008, 07:44 AM
Why the fuck were you pounding red bull? That's an absolutely horrible choice.

locachica73
07-17-2008, 07:48 AM
I know, but I was still slightly high, and drunk and had to be to work this morning so drunken me thought... ok how to do this... oh red bull. I should never listen to drunk audra.

fatbastard
07-17-2008, 07:49 AM
Ever considered pounding like 24 ounces of water and two or three Advil before you go to sleep after these binge drinking sessions? Might find it helpful.

Great advice. Most definitely helpful.

locachica73
07-17-2008, 07:51 AM
Now I fear drinking a bunch of water will just mix with the vodke in my body and get me drunk again. but i do know, no matter how much I want a big greasy filbertos burito to sober me up, it will just make me crash and not make it through the next 8 hours of work so I think I will just drink water and stay drunk.

algunz
07-17-2008, 07:52 AM
I'm having a Red Bull right now. Got up late and didn't have time to get coffee. I don't feel hung over, just a bit out of it. I think I'm still a bit drunk.

It's kool.

It's movie Thursday.

RotationSlimWang
07-17-2008, 07:52 AM
... I don't think you understand how alcohol is absorbed into your blood. Water =/= staying drunk in any way, shape, or form. Hydration is the only way to help your body process the toxins in your system and expel the alcohol.

algunz
07-17-2008, 07:54 AM
Actually time is the only way to expel the alcohol.

locachica73
07-17-2008, 07:54 AM
ok water it is, because if i drink more redbul i might stroke out. ok time to drive to work, ugh driving is not a good plan. too bad I can't call in drunk. it might get me fired.

RotationSlimWang
07-17-2008, 07:56 AM
Forced hydration increases the speed with which your liver can flush itself. Otherwise it will take its sweet time being processed and, more importantly, leeches more and more water out of your system which is what causes hangovers.

fatbastard
07-17-2008, 08:08 AM
I'm having a Red Bull right now. Got up late and didn't have time to get coffee. I don't feel hung over, just a bit out of it. I think I'm still a bit drunk.

It's kool.

It's movie Thursday.

What movie?

Blinken
07-17-2008, 08:10 AM
Dark Knight

algunz
07-17-2008, 08:16 AM
Gattaca

Blinken
07-17-2008, 08:17 AM
Thats a good one.

algunz
07-17-2008, 08:21 AM
I think so. It's great at inspiring good conversation.

locachica73
07-17-2008, 08:44 AM
mmmmmmm water....

RotationSlimWang
07-17-2008, 08:45 AM
Wow, Gattaca? Really? My father and I walked out of the theatre.

algunz
07-17-2008, 08:54 AM
I think it's one of those movies that you either hate or love. I happen to love it. The prospect of a world like that fascinates and terrifies me.

locachica73
07-19-2008, 01:39 AM
lalalalala

drunk ass

Pixiessp
07-19-2008, 05:54 AM
oh my god....I am still drunk at this ungodly hour.

fatbastard
07-19-2008, 08:39 AM
Feel good about it. It's Saturday. Eat your buzz away around 1.

Pixiessp
07-19-2008, 11:37 AM
more like 11:30. Food here I come!!!

locachica73
07-19-2008, 11:41 AM
I wish I could just wiggle my nose and get a nice big breakfast in bed like the chick from bewitched. My head hurts too much to get up and cook. I remember now why I quit drinking cheap ass beer.

Pixiessp
07-19-2008, 11:48 AM
not only was I drunk as a skunk into the wee hours of the morning I also emailed someone I have an intense crush on and said some stupid things.
My computer does not come equipped with a breathalyzer(sp)? otherwise it would have most certainly put my keyboard on lockdown.

locachica73
07-19-2008, 12:02 PM
lol yeah i was still drunk this morning as well. But I did/said all my stupid things last night in person.

Pixiessp
07-19-2008, 12:05 PM
so......will we see the "It's the next morning and I am still drunk" thread?

locachica73
07-19-2008, 12:28 PM
I am now hungover and when I was drunk I couldn't figure out how to make a new threat. So I just hijack this one. :)

bluemamba
07-19-2008, 12:53 PM
I wish I could just wiggle my nose and get a nice big breakfast in bed like the chick from bewitched. My head hurts too much to get up and cook. I remember now why I quit drinking cheap ass beer.

i love cheap beer. Yes i get a splitting headache and spend the next day laying on my bed hugging my knees but still.

bluemamba
07-19-2008, 12:54 PM
You guys are still drunk from last night?? my coworker said he drank a lot of sky vodka and said he felt the hangover for like 2 days later. he said he felt like crying.

locachica73
07-19-2008, 01:02 PM
It's easy to wake up with a buzz when you don't go to bed till 4 after a night of drinking alot of cheap ass beer. I really need to not drink anymore.

bluemamba
07-19-2008, 01:27 PM
No chica you keep drinking. ill buy you 2 mickies if you promise to down them in less than 15 minutes.

locachica73
07-19-2008, 01:37 PM
mickies? isn't that malt liquor? that would be worse then the miller light I drank last night.

bluemamba
07-19-2008, 01:48 PM
Yeah i know but you would have a good time.

locachica73
07-19-2008, 01:53 PM
I gave up the malt liquor when i was a teen and looked like a cholla.

bluemamba
07-19-2008, 02:58 PM
lol you dont look like a cholla anymore?? no more really thin eyebrows and overdone makeup for you??

locachica73
07-19-2008, 04:52 PM
lol you dont look like a cholla anymore?? no more really thin eyebrows and overdone makeup for you??

Nope, I use to have the big puffy hair with the bad highlights, black lip liner with red lipstick and REALLY dark heavy eyeliner. I see pictures now and think what the fuck was I thinking.

bluemamba
07-21-2008, 01:54 AM
Nope, I use to have the big puffy hair with the bad highlights, black lip liner with red lipstick and REALLY dark heavy eyeliner. I see pictures now and think what the fuck was I thinking.

Lol sometimes i see girls like that and im like....."I wonder if theyll regret looking like that someday" hahahha..... but hey..... people go though things.

locachica73
07-21-2008, 07:50 AM
yeah, at least that look was better then the mullet I sported in the 8th grade.

marooko
07-21-2008, 08:02 AM
pics please.

locachica73
07-21-2008, 08:21 AM
HELL NO!!! OK I might find a pic of the cholla look but the mullet will forever be hidden from peoples eyes. Not only did I sport a mullet but my mother gave me home perms so I had a curly mullet. EEK

marooko
07-21-2008, 08:32 AM
do you realize the awesomeness you're describing? a home permed mullet?! holy fuck!!

locachica73
07-21-2008, 08:36 AM
your idea of awesomeness and my idea of awesomeness are completely different. It was a really bad look. And the perm was done the night before the school photo so it was a really tight curl, and a very floral red shirt. Awww gotta love the early 80's.

marooko
07-21-2008, 08:43 AM
hell yes. i think i have a pic or two of my in plaid pants for christmas. maybe 81-82. funny stuff.

locachica73
07-21-2008, 08:59 AM
The 70's are even better, my mother use to sew all of mine and my sisters clothes. My sister is 5 years older then me. We have pictures of us in plaid short short dresses with little ruffly bloomers underneath. UGH

marooko
07-21-2008, 09:12 AM
i was born in 78, so i was spared. but i did get to enjoy the fluorescent spandex of the 80's. fun times eh?

locachica73
07-21-2008, 09:26 AM
LOL I remember wearing Black knee length spandex leggins, I flourescent pink shirt that said "IN YOUR DREAMS", flourescent pink socks scrunched down, black keds and my black and flourescent pink shades. WOW!!! Oh and really big hair.

SFChrissy
07-21-2008, 09:57 AM
yeah, at least that look was better then the mullet I sported in the 8th grade.
thank god I never had one of those to hide...

I thought this was the I'm drunk thread...I'm not now but I can't believe how many mojito's I drank on saturday while making enchiladas for my friends...damn that was a great evening!!!

locachica73
07-21-2008, 09:59 AM
thank god I never had one of those to hide...

I thought this was the I'm drunk thread...I'm not now but I can't believe how many mojito's I drank on saturday while making enchiladas for my friends...damn that was a great evening!!!

LOL It started as an I am drunk conversation and carried over. Sorry. lol

mmmm mojitos. I have decided not to drink for a month (see how long I make it) but when I go to Cali next month I will be revisiting the I AM DRUNK thread. Well not at the time since I plan on turning off my cell and leaving the pc at home. But when I get back... IT'S ON!!!

SFChrissy
07-21-2008, 10:09 AM
get it on girl!!!

Cpt. Funkaho
07-23-2008, 01:51 AM
Drunk on a Tuesday night and all is well.

Irish car bombs go down smoother and faster than the laws of physics typically allow.

Wilco in 67.5 hours.

captncrzy
07-23-2008, 07:56 AM
Irish car bombs, sake bombers, and tequila are 1,2, and 3 on my all time hangover list.

marooko
07-23-2008, 08:10 AM
Drunk on a Tuesday night and all is well.

Irish car bombs go down smoother and faster than the laws of physics typically allow.

Wilco in 67.5 hours.

mmmm irish car bombs.

locachica73
07-23-2008, 10:39 AM
I have only done one Irish Car Bomb, the night ended very badly, the only reason I know this is because of where I woke up, not because I actually remember the night. The lesson learned, never get shitty drunk with people you work with because they will remember EVERYTHING!!!

marooko
07-23-2008, 10:25 PM
ok, this is where i should be. but really i shoudlnt cause i hae mad work to do tomorrow. fuck. i want another beer. ok, sdo, continued from .....um....oh, the look hoit thread. i just dont care. so there. looking at this on firefow is funny. theres a lot of resd lines everywhere.

algunz
07-23-2008, 10:29 PM
Go to bed, Maroo.

marooko
07-23-2008, 10:31 PM
i so should. why arent you in bed?

dontfeedthebird
07-23-2008, 10:33 PM
I think we should have Kelis is '09. Mmm. beer.

marooko
07-23-2008, 10:34 PM
youll regert that in the morgning.

marooko
07-23-2008, 10:34 PM
not like, throe it up or anything, more like wish tou didnt post that.

algunz
07-23-2008, 10:35 PM
i so should. why arent you in bed?


It's 10:30. It's not that late.

marooko
07-23-2008, 10:36 PM
then why you telling me to go to bed?>

boarderwoozel3
07-23-2008, 10:38 PM
Cyber sex? What?

algunz
07-23-2008, 10:38 PM
'cuz obviously you're too drunk to type.

marooko
07-23-2008, 10:38 PM
yeash, well..yeah..well....yeah,.

marooko
07-23-2008, 10:41 PM
good night.

dontfeedthebird
07-23-2008, 10:44 PM
I'm back wit an 808 cuz i'm bossy.

marooko
07-24-2008, 07:53 AM
Cyber sex? What?

i missed this last night. i could have pretended.

Beef Jerky
07-24-2008, 05:50 PM
Ew why am I drinking skyy vodka

RotationSlimWang
07-24-2008, 05:53 PM
Better question: why aren't you selling me all the left over clonazepam, xanax, soma, and ambien your mom had? HMM?

Mr. Dylanja
07-24-2008, 05:54 PM
Because, IT'S THIRSTY THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beef Jerky
07-24-2008, 05:54 PM
lol she took them all.

locachica73
07-24-2008, 10:40 PM
I miss the drunk thread, and going to the bar and playing poker with a bunch of drunk asses while drinking water... not so fun.

bluemamba
07-24-2008, 10:51 PM
Texas Hold'em??

locachica73
07-24-2008, 11:46 PM
Yep.

marooko
07-25-2008, 07:26 AM
Yep.

but you're being strong, loca. thats good.

locachica73
07-25-2008, 08:18 AM
but you're being strong, loca. thats good.

Yes and not being hung over at work is always a plus. :)

marooko
07-25-2008, 08:31 AM
truth.^

locachica73
07-25-2008, 08:47 AM
although I still aint getting shit done at work.

marooko
07-25-2008, 08:49 AM
hahaha. me either. yesterday i do. but fuck today. and work. and everyone here. yeah. i think i should be in a different thread.

Newro7ic
07-25-2008, 09:17 AM
hahaha. me either. yesterday i do. but fuck today. and work. and everyone here. yeah. i think i should be in a different thread.

It's Friday. No one works on Friday. If anyone shows up, it's usually to sit around and do non-work.

It's the same every place I've worked.

bluemamba
07-25-2008, 11:11 AM
Ima get hammered tonight. Anybody recomend a good mix of drink or something. (something affordable)

feather
07-25-2008, 11:37 AM
Ima get hammered tonight. Anybody recomend a good mix of drink or something. (something affordable)

Screwdriver. Get some shitty vodka because with that OJ mixed in you can't tell the difference. Gets me drunk fast everytime.

locachica73
07-25-2008, 11:40 AM
orange juice has alot of sugar and that is what causes hangovers usually, try vodka tonic or vodka club soda with lime, very refreshing.

Mr. Dylanja
07-26-2008, 01:07 AM
Remember the commercial???

"WAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP PPPP"

boarderwoozel3
07-26-2008, 01:12 AM
Ah yes, Bud superbowl commercials from about a decade ago. Thy were awesome at the time.

Anyway, I'm drunk, many vodka tonics...

It's not a happy drunk, kinda shitty, fuck it.... though I wish I had weed right now... REALLY WISH!

boarderwoozel3
07-26-2008, 01:14 AM
orange juice has alot of sugar and that is what causes hangovers usually, try vodka tonic or vodka club soda with lime, very refreshing.

I like your style loca. The vodka tonic is my go-to for this very reason.

LumpyToes
07-26-2008, 01:25 AM
I once drank vodka with orange juice and all the vodka floated to the top, probably because of different densities or something and layering.

Mr. Dylanja
07-26-2008, 01:25 AM
I set sail with The Captain tonight!!!

Down Rodeo
07-26-2008, 02:14 AM
It was mostly beer tonight that did me in, but it started at the Stone Temple Pilots concert. Man, did they rock hard. Anyway, Anchor Steam is a good fucking beer...

Mr. Dylanja
07-26-2008, 02:16 AM
"Ain't seen a brown person since they're grandparents bought one"

Is next in rotation just for you buddy, please see What are you listening to thread...

Down Rodeo
07-26-2008, 02:28 AM
Good work, my friend. I'm proud of you.

thefunkylama
07-26-2008, 02:45 AM
Gin tonight. One Gin and Tonic and one Gin Martini (stirred pls).

Mr. Dylanja
07-26-2008, 03:23 AM
Gin tonight. One Gin and Tonic and one Gin Martini (stirred pls).


No Gin Rummy?

I got trips here...

Sushov23
07-26-2008, 03:59 AM
I had a fun night.

Mr. Dylanja
07-26-2008, 05:44 AM
Sushy, check out my what are you playing right now list, right up your alley I'm sure...

locachica73
07-26-2008, 06:10 AM
I like your style loca. The vodka tonic is my go-to for this very reason.

I started this with Gin but somewhere along the way I realized Gin made me a sappy sad drunk so I switched to vodka. I usually drink either beer or vodka and club soda with lime. With the occasional shot of sambuka chilled. mmm i miss the buzz.

bluemamba
07-26-2008, 10:43 AM
Got a pretty good buzz last night and i got high like a motherfucker.

marooko
07-26-2008, 11:01 AM
I started this with Gin but somewhere along the way I realized Gin made me a sappy sad drunk so I switched to vodka. I usually drink either beer or vodka and club soda with lime. With the occasional shot of sambuka chilled. mmm i miss the buzz.

couple more weeks loca. couple more weeks.

bluemamba
07-26-2008, 04:45 PM
I found a big ass bottle of Jimador in my closet today when i was cleaning it out. Thats great cuz i dont have to buy alcohol. What would be a good mix with that?? any ideas??

captncrzy
07-26-2008, 05:51 PM
We made Pineapple Upside-Down Cake martinis last night.

1 part vanilla vodka
2 parts pineapple juice

Shake in a mixer with ice and pour into martini glass

Add a dash of grenadine (which will float to the bottom like a cherry)

Enjoy. Srsly.

jigsaw
07-26-2008, 06:02 PM
i've been drinkin sangrea's? all mutha fuckin' day...i'm drunk bitch!

bluemamba
07-26-2008, 07:01 PM
I need something to mix with Jimador. Anybody got an idea??

miscorrections
07-30-2008, 08:13 PM
Gin. Yes.

miscorrections
07-30-2008, 08:21 PM
Gin and I are the best of friends. We get along swimmingly and it rarely treats me badly.

miscorrections
07-30-2008, 08:29 PM
It knocks me down pretty fast but I don't mind.

Mr. Dylanja
07-30-2008, 10:07 PM
::PAGING LOCACHICA PAGING LOCACHICA::





Your assisstance is needed in this thread, please report ASAP.

locachica73
07-30-2008, 10:16 PM
LOL I haven't been drunk so I can not participate, damn the luck :(

But I was just reading this and thinking a Bombay Saphire and Club Soda with a twist of lime and 2 olives sounded really good right now.

Mr. Dylanja
07-30-2008, 10:22 PM
How'd the tourney go?

locachica73
07-30-2008, 10:26 PM
How'd the tourney go?

I got 250th out of 317. So I decided to break my not drinking rule and had several drinks that night. Went to the Famous Sams that night and they had $4.25 cent pitchers of long island ice teas. I must of been trashed cuz I ended up singing kareoke. I never do that.

Mr. Dylanja
07-30-2008, 10:35 PM
Long Island pitchers? Good god, thats crazy and has hangover written all over it. Which leads me to, which one, 7th n Union?

locachica73
07-30-2008, 10:38 PM
Long Island pitchers? Good god, thats crazy and has hangover written all over it. Which leads me to, which one, 7th n Union?

No, although that would have been better, close to home. I was down in Mesa with my girl lisa and my brother. I have never been to the one up this way, I will have to check it out sometime. But when I am up here I usually hang out at Brennens.

marooko
07-31-2008, 04:43 PM
I got 250th out of 317. So I decided to break my not drinking rule and had several drinks that night. Went to the Famous Sams that night and they had $4.25 cent pitchers of long island ice teas. I must of been trashed cuz I ended up singing kareoke. I never do that.

thats fucking awesome, loca.

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 05:16 PM
I've got to make this house habitable for humans by tomorrow morning. It's 1.15am, the place is trashed, and I am absolutely trolleyed, so it doesn't bode well.

marooko
07-31-2008, 05:20 PM
tell them you're on PST., that puts you at 520 pm. you have all evening now.

Beef Jerky
07-31-2008, 05:24 PM
I need a drink or 12 right now.

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 05:24 PM
I'm actually pretty sure at least one of them reads this forum, in which case, please bring mops when you're coming over, that would be awesome. Fuck, I thought the kitchen was cleaned, and I just went in, and some sort of drunken dirt fairy has swung by when I wasn't looking. Ugh.

I know there's a place up for rent across the street - maybe I'll just move,

algunz
07-31-2008, 05:25 PM
"trolleyed" I love that expression. You, crazy Europeans, have such better words for things like drunk and sex.

Today was the last day of summer school, and I'm on my way to trolleyed.

marooko
07-31-2008, 05:27 PM
im no euro or anything, but wouldnt it be "to get trolleyed"?

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 05:28 PM
Good for you! Hooray for all of us! Even me, with my disgusting hovel!

algunz
07-31-2008, 05:28 PM
being trolleyed sounds fun, getting trolleyed sounds painful

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 05:30 PM
Not to be confused, incidentally, with "getting wheelbarrowed".

Beef Jerky
07-31-2008, 05:34 PM
lol getting wheelbarrowed.

algunz
07-31-2008, 05:36 PM
That can be both painful and fun.

amyzzz
07-31-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm adding "trolleyed" to my vocabulary. That's awesome. We don't have trolleys here...but we're getting light rail in December!

marooko
07-31-2008, 05:41 PM
start a new one. man, i got light railed last night. it was so much fun.

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 05:44 PM
"I got trammed" works too, for either scenario.

...

Maybe both.

marooko
07-31-2008, 05:47 PM
that kinda sounds gay.

hey man, i got trammed last night?

WTF?! i didnt know you swung that way.....

algunz
07-31-2008, 05:49 PM
Trammed sounds like a lesbian term to me.

amyzzz
07-31-2008, 05:52 PM
I remember at coach some girls were joking on their phones about "GETTING RAILED" so they couldn't go find their friends. We were all up front at the rail from Kraftwerk to Portishead (and perhaps beyond for them). Sorry, a bit off-topic.

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 05:52 PM
Pff, weren't we all just talking about how sexually liberated Europeans were? The weather sucks, we have to do something to while away the winters.

Trolleyed, I believe, comes from what you crazy colonials call shopping carts. ie. You're in such a state that the only way you're going to make it home is if somebody wheels you home in a trolley.

miscorrections
07-31-2008, 08:02 PM
I keep reading that as troll-eyed.

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 08:05 PM
Great, now I'm seeing it like that too. Well done, miscorrections, you've broken my eyes.

miscorrections
07-31-2008, 08:17 PM
Here, I'll spare the rest of you the trouble: YEAH SORRY I'M SO UGLY THAT I BROKE YOUR EYES.

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 08:18 PM
I think you've got me confused with the rest of the board, I don't do ugly jokes. Even if they've got great personalities.

miscorrections
07-31-2008, 08:20 PM
You got yourself confused with the intended audience of my sentence.

MissingPerson
07-31-2008, 08:29 PM
I'm confused enough already. Oh God, I'm too drunk for this.

I was going to say "I think I'm Randy", but once again, in Europe, that's got a whole other edge I don't think it has in the States.

locachica73
07-31-2008, 10:30 PM
OK my "i am just a bit buzzed" thought changed to "fuckin A Im drunk at 10:30... Fuckin people at the bar who missed me bought me shots. WTF.

bluemamba
07-31-2008, 10:32 PM
I need a drink or 12 right now.

thats what im talking about

Pixiessp
07-31-2008, 11:32 PM
Trammed sounds like a lesbian term to me.

sounds more gay to me.

fasttrack
07-31-2008, 11:38 PM
lesbian = gay

Pixiessp
07-31-2008, 11:40 PM
you think?

fasttrack
07-31-2008, 11:43 PM
Trammed sounds like a lesbian term to me.


sounds more gay to me.

yes.

locachica73
07-31-2008, 11:43 PM
:) i missed my buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pixiessp
07-31-2008, 11:51 PM
what does trammed mean Fasttrack? and why do you think that lesbians and gays are the same? one likes girls and the other does not.

fasttrack
07-31-2008, 11:57 PM
well, pixie. a lesbian is a gay woman.

fasttrack
07-31-2008, 11:58 PM
i have no idea about the "trammed" part.

fasttrack
08-01-2008, 12:03 AM
there needs to be a recognized term for a gay man. is there one? i know girls have "dyke" "lesbo, lesbian" i think of "***, ******" as an inter-gender term.

Pixiessp
08-01-2008, 12:17 AM
and a gay is a gay man. I don't like the term lesbian. there has to be a better word.

locachica73
08-01-2008, 12:18 AM
why do we need labels????

Pixiessp
08-01-2008, 12:20 AM
LGBT= Lesbian,Gay,Bisexual,Transgendered. Gay pertains to men but I know the term is used for both genders.

locachica73
08-01-2008, 12:21 AM
i prefer Happy.

Mr. Dylanja
08-01-2008, 12:23 AM
i prefer Happy.


WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?

Pixiessp
08-01-2008, 12:25 AM
this is the drunk thread and it is taking an odd turn. I did it....I think.
sorry.

Pixiessp
08-01-2008, 12:26 AM
Sierra Nevada Summerfest is rockin my world at the moment.

Pixiessp
08-01-2008, 12:27 AM
we're back on track now.

Mr. Dylanja
08-01-2008, 12:28 AM
As for me, tipsy tonight, trolleyed tomorrow!

Mr. Dylanja
08-01-2008, 12:28 AM
Or is it trollied?

Pixiessp
08-01-2008, 12:29 AM
I want to get a tank top for Coachella 09 that says"Let's get Trolleyed"

Pixiessp
08-01-2008, 12:29 AM
Troll Eyed!!

Mr. Dylanja
08-01-2008, 01:05 AM
Troll Eyed!!

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/troll.jpg

Mr. Dylanja
08-01-2008, 01:06 AM
Whats trollied?

I believe it's the European equivalent to "train wreck"...

locachica73
08-01-2008, 06:58 AM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?

It was the appropriate place to be at the time lol.

Blinken
08-02-2008, 01:33 AM
:pulse I love tequila

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:01 PM
so my son went out of town for the weekend with my brother, and i was at a bbq all day, smoked a little and drank. it is now 7 pm, im a bit high, a bit drunk and the most relaxed i have been in .... over a decade. I love it.

bluemamba
08-02-2008, 07:04 PM
Hey so do any of you guys know what i can mix some Jimador with??? i found some leftovers in my closet the other day.

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:08 PM
i dont even know what jimador is.

bluemamba
08-02-2008, 07:11 PM
never heard of jimador??

http://liquorama.biz/images/El%20Himador%20Reposado.gif

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:12 PM
never heard of jimador??

http://liquorama.biz/images/El%20Himador%20Reposado.gif

tequila is best done as a shot but tastes good with OJ as well.

bluemamba
08-02-2008, 07:14 PM
hmmmm..... OJ?? ill try it..... anything more fancy you might have heard of??

captncrzy
08-02-2008, 07:16 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2327/1503431625_0cbb86ccf7.jpg?v=0

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:17 PM
hmmmm..... OJ?? ill try it..... anything more fancy you might have heard of??

well any kind of fruity citris juice will work, you could make yucca but that is too labor intensive. margaritas are always good if you have margarita mix.

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:18 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2327/1503431625_0cbb86ccf7.jpg?v=0

any good????

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:21 PM
I just noticed the moose drool next to that beer. ever had it. wow it is so good.

bluemamba
08-02-2008, 07:25 PM
Organic Wheat Beer?? Where did you get that?? Whole Foods??

marooko
08-02-2008, 07:31 PM
I just noticed the moose drool next to that beer. ever had it. wow it is so good.

damn!! i almost had some today. i had a couple of others instead. should i try the moose drool?

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:33 PM
damn!! i almost had some today. i had a couple of others instead. should i try the moose drool?

if you like a darker beer i really like it. although i have only had it on tap, never bottled.

marooko
08-02-2008, 07:40 PM
i would have had it bottled.

locachica73
08-02-2008, 07:59 PM
its a dark, chocolaty porter type. I like it.