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thelastgreatman
05-23-2008, 11:01 PM
Fuck that. Triple Jack and cokes, pussies.

algunz
05-23-2008, 11:05 PM
I'm just mainlining chardonnay.

thelastgreatman
05-23-2008, 11:09 PM
Only you could turn intravenous drug use into ****** shit, Gunz.

algunz
05-23-2008, 11:14 PM
And you are the only one that can turn sshole into shit . . . oh wait we can all do that.

SoulDischarge
05-24-2008, 12:58 AM
LA bars are hopeless. Even only being 21+ while in CA I know this.

gratytrainridesagain
05-24-2008, 01:13 AM
Fuck LA the worst city I've ever been to, and every girl I know who loevs it mind you only girls love it are just some stupid hos who wanna try and be important

kitt kat
05-24-2008, 01:32 AM
i had to go to the emergency room tonight, and that entailed a hefty dose of morphine and a bottle of vicodin.

i may not be drunk, but mannnn i'm high as a fucking kite.

SoulDischarge
05-24-2008, 02:10 AM
i actually kind of like LA, but not enough to actually defend it. it's a horrible fucking city with some extremely hidden, ineffable charms scattered throughout like pearls buried in vomit.

Backwater
05-24-2008, 02:37 AM
Fuck LA the worst city I've ever been to, and every girl I know who loevs it mind you only girls love it are just some stupid hos who wanna try and be important

Sounds like somebody is drunk and angry.

Have you ever been to the midwest, as in cincy, indy, cleveland, louisville, nashville, pittsburg?

The majority of people in those cities are racist. At least LA is a better city than those 6.

If LA is the worst city you've ever been to then you are either A. a redneck or B. a redneck

Thanks for playing redneck, you lose.

thelastgreatman
05-24-2008, 02:42 AM
LA is a fucking nightmare.

fikus222
05-24-2008, 02:51 AM
I'm drunk and I am tired of Euro-Trash thinking that they are all so kuhl once they are in the states. Stupid dollar, why musy\t you be worth so little?

gratytrainridesagain
05-24-2008, 10:14 AM
Sounds like somebody is drunk and angry.[QUOTE]
This is usually the case, I'm Native what can I say

[QUOTE=Backwater;626238]Have you ever been to the midwest, as in cincy, indy, cleveland, louisville, nashville, pittsburg? [QUOTE]
Been to all of these

[QUOTE=Backwater;626238]The majority of people in those cities are racist. At least LA is a better city than those 6.[QUOTE]
I don't know what everyone has against the midwest but most of us aren't dumb yokkles and even if we were I'd rather be that than some snuddy LA prick
[QUOTE=Backwater;626238]If LA is the worst city you've ever been to then you are either A. a redneck or B. a redneck

Thanks for playing redneck, you lose.

Nice attempt at trying to be funny, but I did grow up on a farm if that makes you feel better douche

miscorrections
05-24-2008, 06:19 PM
This was a rough morning.

thelastgreatman
05-24-2008, 06:21 PM
Hair of the dog, Lloyd. I drank til 6 am, woke up at 3:30, emptied the rest of the Jack out. That's how you're supposed to do this thing of ours, Corinna.

miscorrections
05-24-2008, 06:31 PM
I just skipped ahead to the part where you puke a bunch.

thelastgreatman
05-24-2008, 06:35 PM
Oh. That part sucks, next time just get drunk again.

feather
05-24-2008, 09:11 PM
Miranda and I have been making pina coladas since 5. Now we are biking to some friends birthday destination...but we have enough rum/vodka/jager to last us in case we find nothing to do inbetween. WOO for summer!

TomAz
05-24-2008, 09:35 PM
who is Miranda? does she have rights? har har.


Sirius Left of Center is fuckin killin it this weekend. normally on a 1-10 I give them about a 6, but this weekend they're like a 9. srsly. har har.

feather
05-24-2008, 09:47 PM
Her number one right is that she is my best friend.

TomAz
05-24-2008, 09:57 PM
BFF! <3

Yablonowitz
05-24-2008, 10:00 PM
who is Miranda? does she have rights? har har.

One of your worst.

TomAz
05-24-2008, 10:01 PM
hence the 'har har'.


unbutton that top button. srsly. you'll feel LOTS better


HI GREG!!

thelastgreatman
05-24-2008, 10:02 PM
Tom's shitfaced.

TomAz
05-24-2008, 10:03 PM
mea culpa.

Yablonowitz
05-24-2008, 10:32 PM
hence the 'har har'.


unbutton that top button. srsly. you'll feel LOTS better


HI GREG!!

I'm watching old Carol Burnett shows. You'd be in heaven right now.

Just saw a "Mrs. AhWiggins" bit.

Young blood
05-24-2008, 10:33 PM
hai! u giyz!!!!!!

TomAz
05-24-2008, 10:33 PM
Tim Conway was only funny when he had ummm what's his name there to crack up at his jokes. I keep wanting to say Heddy Lamar but that was his role in Blazing Saddles.

TomAz
05-24-2008, 10:34 PM
Harvey Korman. sheesh.

Yablonowitz
05-24-2008, 10:43 PM
Harvey Korman. sheesh.

Harvey Korman could never hold his shit in any skit.

I just watched an episode with the legendary Steve Lawrence. He's all over the media these days.

TomAz
05-24-2008, 10:50 PM
oh. Steve and Edie. even as a 10 year old i thought they were dumb fuckers riding the coat tails of I didn't know what. and it's not cuz i was particularly astute, it was cuz they were just that plainly awful.

whenever i call someone a self-serious fucktard on here I have a subliminal picture of Steve and Edie in my mind.

Yablonowitz
05-24-2008, 11:23 PM
wISxbazIFKw

BROKENDOLL
05-24-2008, 11:47 PM
who is Miranda? does she have rights? har har.


Sirius Left of Center is fuckin killin it this weekend. normally on a 1-10 I give them about a 6, but this weekend they're like a 9. srsly. har har.


BFF! <3


hence the 'har har'.


unbutton that top button. srsly. you'll feel LOTS better


HI GREG!!


mea culpa.


Tom's shitfaced. TomAz gets the kind of shitfaced that's funny/cute. Sober, he's an asshole!

thefunkylama
05-25-2008, 03:15 AM
I think I finally belong in this thread.

BROKENDOLL
05-25-2008, 11:26 AM
If a llama is already funky, does it get cute when it's drunk?

thefunkylama
05-25-2008, 11:30 AM
Belligerent, mostly.

BROKENDOLL
05-25-2008, 11:46 AM
I think I finally belong in this thread.


If a llama is already funky, does it get cute when it's drunk?


Belligerent, mostly. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/opheliablue/LLAMAS/llamastequila.jpg

Young blood
05-25-2008, 09:57 PM
I usually hate absolute vodka, but im really enjoying absolute new orleans.

TomAz
05-25-2008, 10:03 PM
TomAz gets the kind of shitfaced that's funny/cute. Sober, he's an asshole!

you are old enough to know the old story about Churchill and some woman?

it goes like this:

Woman: Mr Churchill, you are drunk.

Churchill: Yes, and you are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.

TomAz
05-25-2008, 10:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/opheliablue/LLAMAS/llamastequila.jpg

took her 16 minutes to pull that together, alma.

Hannahrain
05-25-2008, 10:06 PM
Leave Lorenzo out of this, please. He didn't do anything to you people.

captncrzy
05-25-2008, 10:57 PM
Ok, I'm drunk. Kinda. There's this boxed wine, see. And it just comes out of a spigot and you don't know how much you drank.

TomAz
05-25-2008, 11:04 PM
yay

captncrzy
05-25-2008, 11:05 PM
God I'm bored.

TomAz
05-25-2008, 11:20 PM
yay

Young blood
05-25-2008, 11:23 PM
yay!

thelastgreatman
05-25-2008, 11:37 PM
Ever heard of measuring by glasses, Jen?

PineapplePete
05-26-2008, 01:16 AM
yay!!

luckyface
05-26-2008, 01:29 AM
HEY OH!! HOW ARE YOU ALL TONGIHT!?.

Mr. Dylanja
05-30-2008, 11:10 PM
*Terminator voice*

"I'll be bock!"

menikmati
05-30-2008, 11:13 PM
Hoorayy!!

PineapplePete
05-30-2008, 11:58 PM
The 3 is laughing at me.

BROKENDOLL
05-31-2008, 12:07 AM
took her 16 minutes to pull that together, alma. Fuck you, TomAz! "Drunk don't count, dammit!"

Mr. Dylanja
05-31-2008, 12:14 AM
Hi thread, I'm a long time reader first time poster. So for now I guess I'll say

"TONIGHT DOS EQUIS AMBER WAS THE ANSWER!!"

I CANT WAIT TO SEE RADIOHEAD IN AUGUST BITCHEZZZ!!!!

Hopeless Semantic
05-31-2008, 12:22 AM
uhhhhh, sorry but just doesn't cut it... little less Esk'e and a little more uhhh Pep, we are america based hunny, we got enough of that hoppin the border, please put it away.

Maybe I should be drunk to understand this post...

BROKENDOLL
05-31-2008, 12:24 AM
SHIT OH MY GOOD SWEET GOD! Brokendoll has another +5 points fuck... I am impressed but still your worth shit so just cause I say so does not hide the fact. Sooo

+10 BrokenDoll total Well, I'll be damned! "Drunk does count!"

Mr. Dylanja
05-31-2008, 12:24 AM
uhhhhh, sorry but just doesn't cut it... little less Esk'e and a little more uhhh Pep, we are america based hunny, we got enough of that hoppin the border, please put it away.

You're absolutely right, and quite frankly I'm embarrassed.

"beer then liqour makes ya sicker?"

Fuck this mexican piss!!!!

JOHNNY WALKER GREEN LABEL HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!


And for the record, I'm now playing the Lateralus vinyl....(really cool, has skulls on it!!)

If i only had The Boss vinyl from my pops BORN IN THE USA WOULD BE RIGHT NOW!!



USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Ill_Eagle
05-31-2008, 12:40 AM
i am officially drunk

i love you

fasttrack
05-31-2008, 12:45 AM
i went to the bar. i drank beer. i kicked ass in fooseball. i'm drunk.

Mr. Dylanja
05-31-2008, 12:46 AM
*MUAH*


USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Mr. Dylanja
05-31-2008, 12:46 AM
Reflection is my favorite song of all time!

I dont ever see another song topping it.

jazzz
05-31-2008, 01:05 AM
quick... start a fight I'm drunk,groovy laid back and nasty..

Mr. Dylanja
05-31-2008, 01:11 AM
This ones goin 12 rounds bitchez!!!

jazzz
05-31-2008, 01:16 AM
ding ding ding and he is out... 1:10, made it 9 minutes oohhh boy... btw im counting how many times i knock over the tequila bottle. =0

whatz patrz of so cali you be in cos' Im headin over'

jazzz
05-31-2008, 01:27 AM
haha.. I hate that to... so much I moved next to the border. MEXICO!

luckyface
05-31-2008, 01:38 AM
HEY OH!! HOW ARE YOU ALL TONGIHT!?.

HAHAHAHA. I swear to God I don't remember making this post.

jazzz
05-31-2008, 01:44 AM
HAHAHAHA. I swear to God I don't remember making this post.

well... it's on my fridge for encouragement!

jazzz
05-31-2008, 01:48 AM
haha i did 600.. where's Shane?

BROKENDOLL
05-31-2008, 01:53 AM
ding ding ding and he is out... 1:10, made it 9 minutes oohhh boy... btw im counting how many times i knock over the tequila bottle. =0 I should kick your ass for wasting tequilla!

boarderwoozel3
05-31-2008, 02:17 AM
So, I'm qualified to be posting in this thread.

Say it with me now; 1, 2, 3, "FUCK CLOSING TIME!"

CalmerThanYou
05-31-2008, 02:25 AM
derrrrrrrrrrrrr

jazzz
05-31-2008, 02:34 AM
ok.. lets all embrace!!

Mr. Dylanja
05-31-2008, 02:43 AM
I'm sooo drunk I actually feel a little cool posting on a message board.

Now it is time to elevate.....Sour Diesel, RUN ME OVER!!!!

jazzz
05-31-2008, 02:54 AM
ah.. drunk like a love like blood!

boarderwoozel3
05-31-2008, 03:05 AM
granola and milk is super yummy.

luckyface
06-01-2008, 12:42 AM
Hello friends. I am drunk,. but not enough to forget that I posted here. How is everyone here?

fatbastard
06-01-2008, 01:32 AM
I'm not drunk but a couple of glasses of wine would be sweet right now.

allyjoy
06-01-2008, 06:48 AM
I am not drunk... chose to roll instead tonight AND it was the BEST FUCKING DECISION of MY LIFE!

locachica73
06-06-2008, 08:40 AM
Does it count if I am at work and still drunk from the night before? fucking 4 am and at work by 8.. What the fuck am I thinking, I am too old for this shit. And have to do it again tonight and tomorrow. ugh

marooko
06-06-2008, 08:46 AM
No. You WANT to. You don't HAVE to.

locachica73
06-06-2008, 08:51 AM
very true. can't pass up free drinks and a night of dancing, or poker, or umm pool it seems... oh and saturday is sex trivia night. I will take Sunday off.

Mr. Dylanja
06-06-2008, 11:57 PM
*stealthily tip toes into thread*

rage patton
06-06-2008, 11:59 PM
I just got back from a long busy week at work and I have had some rum and I fell pretty good. This is a pretty big deal, because I am not a drinking. I don't really know why I wanted some rum tonight... but I did. I am not drunk by any means... but since I was drinking I figured I would post here.

Mr. Dylanja
06-07-2008, 03:19 AM
testing, testing 1,2 1,2.....

Apathetic00
06-07-2008, 05:48 AM
testing, testing 1,2 1,2.....


This thread is alive again...for a brief time, listening to MSTRKRFT'S Essential Mix and drinking some of my favorite beer - Newcastle.

Damn last beer.....I really don't want to go to liquor....and Starbucks liquor at that....oh well.

Wheres the beef?
06-07-2008, 08:29 PM
CHOOO CHOOOO, I left work early to go do drugs, I'm going back for a weekend Happy Hour, I love you drunk thread.

CHOO CHOO

go back to 4chan

Yablonowitz
06-07-2008, 08:36 PM
CHOOO CHOOOO, I left work early to go do drugs, I'm going back for a weekend Happy Hour, I love you drunk thread.

CHOO CHOO

_76E8N4PHO0

Pixiessp
06-07-2008, 09:04 PM
I am experiencing one of the worst colds I have ever had so,hell yes,I am drinking. Not drunk yet though.

PineapplePete
06-07-2008, 10:45 PM
here goes nothing

miscorrections
06-07-2008, 10:58 PM
Seriously? You're like five.

fatbastard
06-07-2008, 11:13 PM
Is that Starbucks liquer any good?

PineapplePete
06-07-2008, 11:16 PM
Not quite.

dontfeedthebird
06-07-2008, 11:18 PM
i'm drunk enough to go hang out at the local gas station. anybody with me?

Somewhat Damaged
06-07-2008, 11:22 PM
Anyone ever hear of Kaimir? According to the bottle, it's, and I quote, "[a] smooth blend of premium brandy, fine vodka & natural vanilla flavors." I found it next to a tiny bottle of B&B last week at Fry's and picked it up when I saw that it was $5 cheaper (a clearance item at $13.64 + tax). It's so fucking good and I'm on my second bottle -- takes me about 2 days to get through one. Can't imagine why it's on clearance. I have half a mind to clean them out of their stock before some other bastard gets wise to the magnificent deal, but I can't justify spending $50 on liquor to be drunk by myself, not all in one fell swoop. Space it out over a few weeks and that's all right. I've asked for it at 2 different bars over the last week but neither of the bartenders knew what the fuck I was talking about. Too bad.

fatbastard
06-07-2008, 11:35 PM
i'm drunk enough to go hang out at the local gas station. anybody with me?

I'm down.

There's a guy at the local 7 Eleven that I refer to as The Silver Surfer. He looks just like that tall indian guy from one frew over the cuckoo's nest with a pair of oakley sunglasses. I always give him money. 7 eleven had hired him at one point but I don't see him working lately. I tried to give him money the other day but he refused. Explained how he gone sober and was working to better his life. We started talking about the train cars that had been blown off the tracks the other week. Anyways, he was with two other guys who were asking people for money. 20 minutes later, I found myself looking at the people as these guys were asking for money. It was quite an interesting process. I'm excited to go back soon and pick up a cup myself. I bet I could get a fair amount of money. I think I have an advantage because I have money and have evaluated the different styles in which people ask for money. They on the other hand, don't have money and are not familiar with what works and what doesn't.

I'll drink with you but I'll also be trying to pick up some spare change.

fatbastard
06-07-2008, 11:39 PM
Anyone ever hear of Kaimir? According to the bottle, it's, and I quote, "[a] smooth blend of premium brandy, fine vodka & natural vanilla flavors." I found it next to a tiny bottle of B&B last week at Fry's and picked it up when I saw that it was $5 cheaper (a clearance item at $13.64 + tax). It's so fucking good and I'm on my second bottle -- takes me about 2 days to get through one. Can't imagine why it's on clearance. I have half a mind to clean them out of their stock before some other bastard gets wise to the magnificent deal, but I can't justify spending $50 on liquor to be drunk by myself, not all in one fell swoop. Space it out over a few weeks and that's all right. I've asked for it at 2 different bars over the last week but neither of the bartenders knew what the fuck I was talking about. Too bad.


Brandy and vodka sounds like a deadly mix. Any skull and cross bones on that bottle.

Apathetic00
06-08-2008, 07:26 AM
Is that Starbucks liqueur any good?

Yes, it definitely has the defining Starbucks coffee taste and I have both the Coffee and Cream liqueurs (only because given to me by a friend who works for the liqueur business).

Unfortunately I haven't had the pleasure of mixing them with anything else besides coffee. But If you love the taste of coffee than this is your drink.

fatbastard
06-08-2008, 11:25 AM
I enjoy taste of alcahol and coffee. Almost consumed a bottle of Kalua and a to go box of Starbucks decaf one new years eve. Dick Clark's stroke didn't seem to matter much that year.

Pixiessp
06-08-2008, 11:37 AM
Dick Clark had the faint scent of Starbucks on his breath when he had his stroke.

BROKENDOLL
06-08-2008, 01:40 PM
Dick Clark had the faint scent of Starbucks on his breath when he had his stroke. Giggle...

whynotsmile99
06-08-2008, 03:16 PM
I had some Amarula the other day.

Soooo good

Amarula is a South African cream liqueur made with sugar, cream and the fruit of the African Marula tree (Sclerocarya birrea) which is also locally called the Elephant tree or the Marriage Tree.

Amarula was first marketed in September 1989. It has the taste of slightly fruity caramel. Amarula has received consistently good reviews, with the caveat that, like many cream liqueurs, it is too sweet for some palates. It has become the second largest seller in the cream liqueur category after Bailey's Irish Cream, with particular success in Brazil. Recently, Amarula has attempted to break into the American market.

Because of the marula tree's association with elephants, the distiller has made them its symbol and supports elephant conservation efforts. For marketing efforts it produces collectible items featuring elephant head decoration.

[edit]

Mr. Dylanja
06-09-2008, 10:22 PM
Stuntin is habit, live like me

miscorrections
06-09-2008, 11:18 PM
I was feeling pretty good earlier although it's mostly worn off. Finals, man.

miscorrections
06-09-2008, 11:25 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about or really who you are.

RotationSlimWang
06-09-2008, 11:26 PM
You just shit yourself? It's cool, dude, miscorrections does it all the time. You two should get together before you get much older.

miscorrections
06-09-2008, 11:28 PM
I'm afraid I've already got enough pants-shitters, so you might want to diversify and catch my attention with something else.

Pixiessp
06-10-2008, 01:40 AM
went to fridge to get a Pacifico and all I have is IPA. I hate IPA. so....I am not going to become festive tonite.

fasttrack
06-12-2008, 02:54 AM
wow! four 7.6 alc beers did me in prety good. i'm drunk. if it weren't for my obsessive need for correct spelling (other than capitalization), this post would be riddled with typos.

TomAz
06-12-2008, 07:30 AM
capitalization is overrated, i agree.

algunz
06-12-2008, 08:48 AM
I DISAGREE!

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:40 PM
wtf i'm drunk

algunz
06-13-2008, 07:41 PM
Keep goin' Beef. Now it's all about maintaining.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:44 PM
I'm so bad with maintaining the drunkness. Once I'm good, I tend to outdo myself.
Wait, does that make sense? I'm getting dizzy.

algunz
06-13-2008, 07:47 PM
It makes perfect sense. Once we get a good buzz, we just want to keep it and in our attempt to do so we always go beyond our limit. Slow down, have some water, and take a walk with a road soda of course. It's a beautiful evening.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:49 PM
It makes perfect sense. Once we get a good buzz, we just want to keep it and in our attempt to do so we always go beyond our limit. Slow down, have some water, and take a walk with a road soda of course. It's a beautiful evening.

Thanks. I will take your advise :)

captncrzy
06-13-2008, 07:50 PM
I'm drinkiing red wine and watching The Devil Weaers Prada. I don't know why, but all the premium movie channels on directv are up and running on my set for free.

RotationSlimWang
06-13-2008, 07:50 PM
The fuck is a road soda?

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:51 PM
I'm drinkiing red wine and watching The Devil Weaers Prada. I don't know why, but all the premium movie channels on directv are up and running on my set for free.

The only thing I liked about the movie was the soundtrack.

BROKENDOLL
06-13-2008, 07:54 PM
I'm so bad with maintaining the drunkness. Once I'm good, I tend to outdo myself.
Wait, does that make sense? I'm getting dizzy. http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm289/rsdkaiser/DSC01942.jpg Ruh-Roh.

algunz
06-13-2008, 07:55 PM
The fuck is a road soda?

A traveler . . . ya know, alcohol in a cup so you can walk in public.

Beef Jerky
06-13-2008, 07:56 PM
Ew ugly.

fikus222
06-13-2008, 08:15 PM
My wife and I are enjoying a few beers while packing up our apartment. Drinking sure makes it easier to get rid of those loose ends that we may pack up otherwise.

fikus222
06-14-2008, 12:19 AM
Soooo done with packing for tonight, so we are headed down to the local gay bar (its the closest bar) for a night cap...well after a coupla shots of jaeggrrrr.

fikus222
06-14-2008, 02:10 AM
My wife loves gay bars, they make the best lemondrops.

locachica73
06-14-2008, 03:19 AM
im drunk and ended up at dennys listening to some stupid boys talking about "bitches"... i had to point out to them that they were 4 boys sitting at a table so who exactly are the "bitches"... it didn't go over well.

miscorrections
06-16-2008, 10:25 PM
Rum is terrible.

fasttrack
06-22-2008, 02:17 AM
drunk. very drunk. bowling and friends birthday equals drunk. white russians and beer plus bowling makes for a drunk tim.

RotationSlimWang
06-22-2008, 03:00 AM
Rum is terrible.

The fuck did you just say about rum?

BROKENDOLL
06-22-2008, 03:27 AM
drunk. very drunk. bowling and friends birthday equals drunk. white russians and beer plus bowling makes for a drunk tim. Is Tim prepared for an ugly hangover?

miscorrections
06-22-2008, 09:46 AM
The fuck did you just say about rum?

I didn't just say it.

RotationSlimWang
06-22-2008, 10:03 AM
... the fuck did you once say about rum?

miscorrections
06-22-2008, 10:06 AM
It's awful. It is not good to me.

RotationSlimWang
06-22-2008, 10:07 AM
Don't blame it. Shoulder the responsibility yourself. Rum never hurt anybody who didn't beg rum to make it hurt.

full on idle
06-22-2008, 10:20 AM
Rum is terrible.

The fuck did you just say about rum?

I didn't just say it.

... the fuck did you once say about rum?

Good boarding. ps I love rum.

I have this special new habit of taking a shot when I'm out, Thursday it was Jamesons and last night Patron. I don't know what possesses me because it always takes things from spaz to CHAOZ and I end up staying up until 4 am and spending too much money and then waking up with a headache and wanting to go back to sleep but being unable to.

I'm making orange juice ice cubes right now. They're going to be delicious.

miscorrections
06-22-2008, 10:32 AM
I'm trying to find a special use for my mini bottle of rum but I do not know where to take it.

BROKENDOLL
06-22-2008, 03:03 PM
Yum, orange juice ice cubes...to keep a shot of vodka nice and chilled.

fatbastard
06-22-2008, 03:10 PM
Grapefruit ice cubes sound tasty as well.

BROKENDOLL
06-22-2008, 03:25 PM
Grapefruit ice cubes sound tasty as well. My mouth just puckered reading that.

Hopeless Semantic
06-22-2008, 03:28 PM
I tried a snakebite for the first time last night and though I'm not a fan of mixing things, it was pretty tasty. In an alcohol-induced-battle-of-sexes taboo match--it was pretty evenly matched until the men went ahead in a cacophony of drinks and hilarious answers. Woohoo.

BROKENDOLL
06-22-2008, 03:38 PM
Shit! Yukon Jack is like fire water and gasoline mixed!

fatbastard
06-22-2008, 03:46 PM
It has to be the proper apple cider for a tasty snakebite. I agree that it is a bit of a buzzkill to not get that full carbonated taste from drinking beer.

BROKENDOLL
06-22-2008, 03:47 PM
The recipe I have is for Yukon Jack 101 and lime juice, not apple cider. Geez, my recipe made me pucker worse than your ice cubes, FB!

Hopeless Semantic
06-22-2008, 04:08 PM
While I didn't have the best apple cider there is (Wider's), I don't really have any basis for comparison. I don't think FB was referring to the Yukon Jack snakebite, Broken.

miscorrections
06-22-2008, 04:17 PM
I wish I had a nice pint of Smithwick's.

Hopeless Semantic
06-22-2008, 04:20 PM
I could go for a pint of Boddinton's right about now.

miscorrections
06-22-2008, 04:42 PM
Ok I take back what I said about rum earlier, it is super in my coconut peach smoothie.

Blinken
06-22-2008, 06:55 PM
Ok I take back what I said about rum earlier, it is super in my coconut peach smoothie.

http://www.tooncrib.com/southpark/wallpapers/gay1024x768.jpg

algunz
06-22-2008, 06:56 PM
I just came from a Belgian beer tasting. Mmmmmm, good.

This was our tasting list:

Hoegaarden
Saison D'Erpe-Mere
Duvel
Leffe Blonde
Maredsous 8
Kasteelbier Gouden Tripel
Chimay Grand Reserve (Blue)
St Bernardus ABT 12
Rodenbach
St. Louis Kriek
St. Louise Gueuze Fond Tradition
Houblon Chouffe Dobbelen IPA Tripel

http://learnaboutwine.com

Hopeless Semantic
06-22-2008, 07:52 PM
That's the one you were talking about a while back, eh Algunz? There are about 4 beers on there (excl. Chimay) that I have tried before. The Leffe, Hoegaarden, Duvel, amd Kasteelbier. All four are tremendous beers and if you need any proof that the Belgians know how to make something else besides waffles, try one of them.

fatbastard
06-22-2008, 08:02 PM
What's the name of the belguim beer that can't be imported here because it has the bare breasted woman on the label? I hear it's suppose to be pretty good. Lucky Baldwin's in Sierra Madre has a big list of belguim beers. Did they serve/sell food to go with beers?

Hopeless Semantic
06-22-2008, 08:10 PM
Are you referring to the Rose de Gambrinus beer? If so, that's the one with the naked woman on the label sitting in someone's lap. If I'm not mistakened, it is one of the better niche beers from Belgium.

fatbastard
06-22-2008, 08:16 PM
That may be it. I've only heard about it in conversation. We need a beer thread by type that people can ask for suggestions and make recommendations. A conversation on cold beer in this hot weather goes a long way with me right now.

Hopeless Semantic
06-22-2008, 08:39 PM
Maybe there is a thread already buried in the annuals of this board specifically about beer? If not, then we should create a thread where you can distinguish between being drunk and enjoying some information on different types of beers to try and then if things get along swimmingly, you can make the transition to this thread and it works out just fine?

TomAz
06-22-2008, 09:00 PM
I don't recall there being a beer thread. I endorse this idea.

fatbastard
06-22-2008, 09:03 PM
Maybe there is a thread already buried in the annuals of this board specifically about beer? If not, then we should create a thread where you can distinguish between being drunk and enjoying some information on different types of beers to try and then if things get along swimmingly, you can make the transition to this thread and it works out just fine?

Dude, go for it. Add a link to this thread at the bottom of your first post. I need a cold beer right now!

miscorrections
06-22-2008, 09:05 PM
Beer thread is a great idea. I would love to read suggestions so I can branch out a little.

Hopeless Semantic
06-22-2008, 09:14 PM
Okay fellow beer drinkers...what should I name the new thread? I've been trying to come up with a name that's apropos but they've all been mundane. Any suggestions?

How about...

The Beer Garden in honor of the horrible Heneiken monopoly @ Coachella?

fatbastard
06-22-2008, 09:24 PM
The OFFICIAL I want to drink beer thread

BROKENDOLL
06-22-2008, 10:07 PM
"The New Coachella Brew Crew." Or, The Coachella New Brew Crew."

BROKENDOLL
06-22-2008, 10:08 PM
Who knows? A thread like that could get you more options than Heineken for the 10th year.

Beef Jerky
06-24-2008, 06:33 AM
I just got back from Vegas yesterday. Where's the "I'm never drinking again" thread?

BROKENDOLL
06-24-2008, 07:53 AM
I just got back from Vegas yesterday. Where's the "I'm never drinking again" thread? LOL, that was cute. And look at it this way, it probably didn't cost you much to reach that descision, did it?

Hopeless Semantic
06-24-2008, 11:03 AM
I just got back from Vegas yesterday. Where's the "I'm never drinking again" thread?

Because the moment you utter those words, the realization sets in that you will continue to drink. It is better to say nothing and alot easier to manage when it's done on a whim.

locachica73
06-24-2008, 11:28 AM
Last time I went to Vegas I told myself the same thing, needless to say it didn't happen. But the 3 day hangover when I got back was brutal. I swear I damaged my liver that weekend. That is what I get for flirting with the bartenders and getting them to comp grey goose martinis. With those and then the bloody mary's in the morning I had a very high sodium level and it was horrible.

miscorrections
06-28-2008, 10:51 PM
Why hello, thread. Me and my mysteriously disappeared half bottle of gin salute you.

boarderwoozel3
06-28-2008, 10:54 PM
Does high count?

miscorrections
06-28-2008, 10:56 PM
Drunk does not equal high. I had more but it was too hostile so I erased it and you see this instead.

boarderwoozel3
06-28-2008, 11:06 PM
Fair enough.

miscorrections
06-28-2008, 11:17 PM
You can still post, though. I'm not the world's ultimate authority. By a long shot.

BROKENDOLL
06-28-2008, 11:19 PM
Why hello, thread. Me and my mysteriously disappeared half bottle of gin salute you. Why, miscorrections, is that you? http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/9aba5a8546e9b3ac71b19d.jpg


Drunk does not equal high. I had more but it was too hostile so I erased it and you see this instead. Wait! "Drunk doesn't count!" Go, realease those hostilities and redeem yourself, girl! It's like a hall pass!

miscorrections
06-28-2008, 11:20 PM
No I'm not an angry drunk.

Mr.Nipples
06-28-2008, 11:21 PM
im trying not to drink anymore. i am high though...

BROKENDOLL
06-28-2008, 11:26 PM
No I'm not an angry drunk. My apology...Is hostile above or below angry?


im trying not to drink anymore. i am high though... I'ma bit o' both right now!:thu

miscorrections
06-28-2008, 11:27 PM
Hostile is vestiges of sobriety.

BROKENDOLL
06-28-2008, 11:33 PM
Ahh, Mr.Nipples! I could be wrong, but aren't you like the board's "Spicoli" Guitar Guru around here? You know enough to take one apart and modify it, then put it together again? I, uh... Shouldn't be allowed to modify anything when I've been drinkin'! I need some advice on puckups.<<<< Pickups, thank you.

Mr.Nipples
06-29-2008, 12:01 AM
youre probably wrong on the guitar guru part, but ill try and help you out.

BROKENDOLL
06-29-2008, 12:04 AM
youre probably wrong on the guitar guru part, but ill try and help you out. Where I went wrong was attempting this feat while intoxicated. Look for the What Kind of Guitar do you have thread...I'll post pics.

samiksha
06-29-2008, 12:14 AM
i need a winn dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the vip section

Mr.Nipples
06-29-2008, 12:19 AM
Where I went wrong was attempting this feat while intoxicated. Look for the What Kind of Guitar do you have thread...I'll post pics.

which guitar did you mess with, the peavey tele or the striker. im not too good at dicking around with the innards, i usually get a tech to do that. ill see if i can help though.

merznerve
06-29-2008, 02:30 AM
I am drunk and watching a fake boob infomercial and listening to skinny puppy at the moment. cheers to the rest of the world!

http://aa3032.k12.sd.us/year/cheers.jpg

BROKENDOLL
06-29-2008, 03:40 AM
which guitar did you mess with, the peavey tele or the striker. im not too good at dicking around with the innards, i usually get a tech to do that. ill see if i can help though. Damn, you're good! I posted pics in that thread. It was the Peavey that took the brunt of my intoxication. I'm liking it though. Both need the wiring redone or some shit. (Detect the frustration?)

Backwater
06-29-2008, 03:40 AM
The Hershey Chocalate Tour Ride and fake ass flake young fuckas too early to pretend too jailbait to even pretend, this is that, yo yahhhhhh!

BROKENDOLL
06-29-2008, 03:41 AM
The Hershey Chocalate Tour Ride and fake ass flake young fuckas too early to pretend too jailbait to even pretend, this is that, yo yahhhhhh!
Is this like drunk and watching second rate porn?

boarderwoozel3
06-30-2008, 02:52 AM
Ok, vodka is good shit.

To whomever sprayed the mace/whatever-shit that cleared Cha Cha last night: fuck you.

And finally, Bowie NEEDS to headline Coachella 2009. Prince was big? What about fucking Bowie at the polo field around 10:15!!!!?!?!?!??!!!???!!!!! It would be great, epic even.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:14 AM
ok its tuesday at 3:13 am and i am officially drunk. and i was suppose to not drink until this weekend, but it was a friends birthday which meant apparently I had to drink. which is never a good idea. now i am laying here thinking about how i can call in sick tomorrow because i doubt i will be sleeping anytime soon. i totally suck at this whole being a grown up thing.

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 03:32 AM
ok its tuesday at 3:13 am and i am officially drunk. and i was suppose to not drink until this weekend, but it was a friends birthday which meant apparently I had to drink. which is never a good idea. now i am laying here thinking about how i can call in sick tomorrow because i doubt i will be sleeping anytime soon. i totally suck at this whole being a grown up thing. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/laughingchimp.gif I'm not laughing at you, Locachica, (hiccup!) I'm laughing with you! I decided a long time ago to skip that grown-up shit and head right on into my second childhood!

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 03:33 AM
From Brokendoll y Jose' Cuervo~ Ole' y buenas noches!

Pixiessp
07-01-2008, 03:34 AM
i wanna touch the monkey.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 03:34 AM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/laughingchimp.gif I'm not laughing at you, Locachica, (hiccup!) I'm laughing with you! I decided a long time ago to skip that grown-up shit and head right on into my second childhood!

i was pregnant and married in my 20's, so i am officially living my 20's in my 30's but can afford it (kinda) which makes it even better... but now.... holy shit, work is gonna suck in 5 hours, i may have to call myself in dead.

marooko
07-01-2008, 07:54 AM
i was pregnant and married in my 20's, so i am officially living my 20's in my 30's but can afford it (kinda) which makes it even better... but now.... holy shit, work is gonna suck in 5 hours, i may have to call myself in dead.

so did you make it in? to work, not the thread.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 10:02 AM
lol nope, i decided to take the morning off, some fucker at the bar made us do a shot of southern comfort. That shit is nasty. It is 10 am and I think I might still be drunk. I know for sure I was still drunk at 7 when my alarm went off.

marooko
07-01-2008, 10:16 AM
you're too funny, loca. the name seems to fit. i dig it.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 10:23 AM
you're too funny, loca. the name seems to fit. i dig it.

LOL yeah growing up is for the birds. I am going to be that 50 year old still going to the bar and kicking dudes asses at pool. Although I will only look 40 so its cool. :)

marooko
07-01-2008, 10:30 AM
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8684/winkingcougarprintc1005pb4.jpg

locachica73
07-01-2008, 10:33 AM
oh hell no, i will not be a couger, more of a lioness. ;)

marooko
07-01-2008, 10:35 AM
haha. awesome.

Hopeless Semantic
07-01-2008, 10:39 AM
slacker ;)

locachica73
07-01-2008, 10:41 AM
slacker ;)

Hey nothing wrong with a girl playing hooky once in awhile, hmmm wonder what i can do while at home alone all day... lol

Hopeless Semantic
07-01-2008, 10:45 AM
Hey nothing wrong with a girl playing hooky once in awhile, hmmm wonder what i can do while at home alone all day... lol

Hmm...

marooko
07-01-2008, 10:49 AM
post pictures. hahaha

locachica73
07-01-2008, 10:53 AM
you want pictures of me doing laundry? thats kinda weird. lol

Hopeless Semantic
07-01-2008, 10:55 AM
laundry fetish is all the rage in Mozambique.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 10:58 AM
laundry fetish is all the rage in Mozambique.

Well I have heard of weirder things... Everyone has to have some sort of release I suppose. :)

SFChrissy
07-01-2008, 11:04 AM
Who the hell is drunk in here at 10:56am???

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 11:05 AM
laundry fetish is all the rage in Mozambique.


Well I have heard of weirder things... Everyone has to have some sort of release I suppose. :)
I'll be doing my laundry by hand today.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 11:06 AM
lol its a carry over from last night I think. although i might still be slightly buzzed, shots of southern comfort are never a good idea on a school night. what the fuck was I thinking?

locachica73
07-01-2008, 11:06 AM
I'll be doing my laundry by hand today.

but then you miss out on the spin cycle on the wash machine... :)

BROKENDOLL
07-01-2008, 12:09 PM
but then you miss out on the spin cycle on the wash machine... :) Imagine walking into a shared laundry area and seeing one of your neighbors perched atop/against the washer in orgasmic bliss as it goes through the spin cycle...Hence the handwashing...

Young blood
07-01-2008, 12:10 PM
Old hags are a hoot.

Pixiessp
07-01-2008, 12:14 PM
someone is supposed to be posted a new thread about now.
what about it LC.

locachica73
07-01-2008, 12:14 PM
Imagine walking into a shared laundry area and seeing one of your neighbors perched atop/against the washer in orgasmic bliss as it goes through the spin cycle...Hence the handwashing...

I am so glad I have a washer and dryer in my house, all of my neighbors are old and gross, seeing their orgasmic bliss would make me want to pour bleach in my eyes.

bug on your lip
07-01-2008, 12:20 PM
i have a sock over my cock

Pixiessp
07-01-2008, 12:21 PM
i have a rock in my sock

marooko
07-01-2008, 12:35 PM
and im spent.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:36 PM
Yup, you got a problem with that?

chairmenmeow47
07-03-2008, 09:38 PM
I WIN!

(this;thread i mean)

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:39 PM
Oh really?

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 09:56 PM
Since I've been home, I drank a whole bottle of cheap wine and three beers. I'm drunk.

algunz
07-03-2008, 09:58 PM
Time is really the indicator. When did you get home?

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 10:06 PM
I started drinking with dinner; about 5:45; it's 10:06 now.

algunz
07-03-2008, 10:07 PM
That sounds about right.

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 10:08 PM
Yer darn tootin

TomAz
07-03-2008, 10:08 PM
I have drunk almost exactly the same amount that Jen has* and i am not feeling shit and it's pissing me off.


* - over almost exactly the same timeframe as well.

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2008, 10:10 PM
You might have a problem, Tom.

Actually, you definitely have several problems--you MIGHT have a drinking problem.

algunz
07-03-2008, 10:11 PM
Or a not drinking enough yet problem

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 10:11 PM
Geez Tom. I can barely sit up straight.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 10:12 PM
Anyone who claims to have no problems has a problem with denial.

And yeah I have a drinking problem. I can't get drunk tonight. that's a problem.

Mr. Dylanja
07-03-2008, 10:13 PM
Is Absynthe (sp) back?

Go get'em Tom!

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2008, 10:15 PM
Geez Tom. I can barely sit up straight.

Yeah, but that's true even when you're sober.

Also Tom, you're fucking smashed, dude.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 10:15 PM
fuckin a. party hardy.

algunz
07-03-2008, 10:17 PM
Yeah, but that's true even when you're sober.


I have that problem too.

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 10:17 PM
Yeah, but that's true even when you're sober.

Also Tom, you're fucking smashed, dude.

Well, yeah, but...

RotationSlimWang
07-03-2008, 10:18 PM
You're fucking smashed and frankly you're a pain in the ass about it.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 10:18 PM
Jen you don't have enough typos to be as drunk as you claim to be.

captncrzy
07-03-2008, 10:22 PM
I'm being very careful. that's how I drive too.

TomAz
07-03-2008, 10:25 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hahhahaha

algunz
07-03-2008, 10:26 PM
Look ma, no hands.

Somewhat Damaged
07-03-2008, 10:49 PM
I'm just starting in on Seagram's and 7-Up. I bought the bottle for a BBQ I'm going to tomorrow -- hopefully there'll be a substantial amount of it left by the time I decide to call it a night. I shall keep y'all posted.

algunz
07-03-2008, 10:51 PM
Nothin' worse than being that guy that shows up at the bbq with a half drunk bottle of booze.

Somewhat Damaged
07-03-2008, 11:02 PM
You don't know the band of riffraff who'll be at that party. If they're even sober enough to notice by the time I arrive, they'll be too jazzed by the presence of alcohol that's not from the bottom shelf to mind. And I'll be going there from another BBQ (which I'm taking a 12-pack of Honey Moon Summer Ale to), so if I feel embarrassed enough by it, I can just say the bottle was broken into there.

algunz
07-03-2008, 11:04 PM
Sounds like you got it all figured out. Bottoms up. Happy 4th.

Somewhat Damaged
07-03-2008, 11:11 PM
Yes, I am rather brilliant, especially in all things alcohol-related.

clumsy342
07-03-2008, 11:15 PM
I'd like to authenticly join in on this thread, but I can't start drinking yet because I have to drive somewhere in an hour.

Blast! Foiled Again!

algunz
07-03-2008, 11:17 PM
Come on, one drink won't kill you.




Everybody's doing it.

Somewhat Damaged
07-03-2008, 11:20 PM
I believe it's spelled "authentically." You sure you haven't been drinking?

My problem is that I can't resist doing two shots at a time and, like, 5 drinks a half hour. Better not forget to drink some water before going to bed or tomorrow's really gonna suck.

Somewhat Damaged
07-03-2008, 11:56 PM
Okay, so 8 shots in an hour. I'm feelin' pretty loopy, but not so much so that I can't correct my spelling. (Had a close call earlier. Thank goodness my OCD is stronger than my inebriation.) Maybe "pretty" is too strong an adjective; "fairly" would probably fit better. Fairly loopy. Will probably be hitting the hay here soon, especially since so few people are still up. I feel rather lonely here right now.

RotationSlimWang
07-04-2008, 12:16 AM
8 shots in an hour? Yeah, 1 am should be... um... fun.

algunz
07-04-2008, 12:18 AM
You're never alone here.

Somewhat Damaged
07-04-2008, 12:30 AM
'Cause we...are...your friends.

You'll...never be alone again, so come on...come on...so come on...come onnnnnn...

Pixiessp
07-04-2008, 12:43 AM
I just got home and am only now beginning the drinking process.

algunz
07-04-2008, 12:46 AM
Go to bed and try again tomorrow. Happy 4th.