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Wheres the beef?
02-23-2008, 10:32 PM
Indeed. I did forget "official".

gmoneyak
02-23-2008, 11:48 PM
I must be getting fucked up, SNL has actually gotten a couple chuckles out of me tonight.

ruetheday
02-24-2008, 10:43 AM
I woke up this morning and I had this thread open. I don't remember doing that last night. I think I was attempting to post but then passed out.

thelastgreatman
02-24-2008, 10:58 AM
That's one of the first signs of message board alcoholism.

ruetheday
02-25-2008, 01:31 AM
Here I am drunk again. Thank you Fullerton.

Ill_Eagle
02-25-2008, 01:32 AM
I am completely sober.

...feeling like a rebel tonight.

NiceArthur32
02-25-2008, 03:04 AM
just got home... drank too much at them damn oscar parties!!!!

GO NCFOM!!!!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

wooo!

wo!

i like turtles....

ruetheday
02-25-2008, 09:53 PM
I'm eating McDonalds right now. That's worse than drunken del taco. I fear I may have a drinking problem.

Hannahrain
02-25-2008, 10:04 PM
There's nothing wrong with what you're drinking. There's just something wrong with what you're eating.

NiceArthur32
02-25-2008, 10:25 PM
i was surprised to see i posted on here... i saw the little arrow thing on the thread and assumed i posted here a while back... damn, i must have really been drunk last night...

go coachella forum!

ruetheday
02-25-2008, 10:31 PM
There's nothing wrong with what you're drinking. There's just something wrong with what you're eating.

but it is my drinking that has led me here

PineapplePete
02-25-2008, 10:59 PM
its monday night...

HEADSTRUCK
02-25-2008, 11:04 PM
and i am drunk

cooperb1
02-25-2008, 11:26 PM
gunther! gebon! goben! sorry it,s the absent talking . best thred ever though i,m loving it .

donthasselthehof
02-27-2008, 10:16 PM
drunk face.....................yep

hahahahahahaah

MassiveChemicalPunk
02-27-2008, 10:29 PM
drunk for my bday

donthasselthehof
02-27-2008, 10:30 PM
happy bday!!!!

miscorrections
02-29-2008, 09:57 PM
In case you're wondering, Cactus Cooler and vodka is an abomination of a drink.

MassiveChemicalPunk
02-29-2008, 10:01 PM
Man, this has to be one of the best vodkas ever. Made of grape. It's the shit!

http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/sakemitsui/cabinet/sprit/ciroc3.jpg

miscorrections
02-29-2008, 10:03 PM
Are you Sean Puffy P. Piff Paff Diddy Combs?

MassiveChemicalPunk
02-29-2008, 10:05 PM
Fuck no. But what I am is drunk and that vodka might be the best I've had ever.

alias
02-29-2008, 10:09 PM
im digging the wine tonight.

rage patton
02-29-2008, 10:22 PM
I haven't been drunk in a few years... but I almost want to get drunk JUST so I can post on here drunk.

miscorrections
02-29-2008, 10:22 PM
I could use a teensy bit more before I'm primed for posting.

BROKENDOLL
03-01-2008, 01:03 AM
I could use a teensy bit more before I'm primed for posting. CAUTION: That's what I'd tell myself prior to 75% of my posts...Just a friendly reminder~ Oh, and thanks for the new sig...

NiceArthur32
03-01-2008, 01:09 AM
coors light, youre my only friend....

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/707.jpg

thelastgreatman
03-01-2008, 01:09 AM
I could use a teensy bit more before I'm primed for posting.

Somebody get Corinna a double, a camera, and naked.

MassiveChemicalPunk
03-01-2008, 06:53 AM
Isn't coors light a shitty beer?

NiceArthur32
03-01-2008, 10:05 AM
well... i wouldnt call it shitty... but its not the greatest, and at 20 dollars for a 36 pack its a pretty good deal...

but i've grown to love it...

is there a hangover thread? cuz if not, there should be!

Blinken
03-01-2008, 09:03 PM
I personal cheap ass beer, miller high life does just fine. especially with seagrams vodke. :thu

NiceArthur32
03-02-2008, 02:25 PM
high life + vodka does NOT sound like a good idea...

i love high life though...

that stuff is like 4.50 for a 12 pack...

paulb
03-02-2008, 06:34 PM
im pretty drunk right now...
had lots of tequila and lots of beers too.... fuck yeah, bad religion!

ThomThom
03-02-2008, 06:41 PM
I'm on my second Belvedere straight, alcohol and power point presentations suck.

Wheres the beef?
03-02-2008, 07:21 PM
I forgot how good white russians are.

fatbastard
03-02-2008, 07:36 PM
I'm on my second Belvedere straight, alcohol and power point presentations suck.

Belvedere>Grey Goose

I like powerpoint.

Wheres the beef?
03-02-2008, 07:42 PM
yeah powerpoint is cool, but i find myself always going too far with things.

NiceArthur32
03-02-2008, 11:15 PM
wow... here i am drunk again...

on this forum...

life is great!

::coors light, youre my only friend::

Wheres the beef?
03-03-2008, 09:57 PM
White Russians made Eastern Promises

fasttrack
03-03-2008, 10:02 PM
i'm on my way to drunkness.
one down.

NiceArthur32
03-04-2008, 12:22 AM
i cheated on my coors light tonight...

a bunch of jack n cokes...

two 32oz strawberry blondes...

and

a SHITLOAD of

http://www.greensbeverages.com/beer/smithwicks.jpg


smithwicks, youre my only friend...

NiceArthur32
03-07-2008, 01:55 AM
fuck... i am on here again???


coors light your my ony friend!!!


im drunk thread!



woooooo!

thelastgreatman
03-07-2008, 03:21 AM
Jesus Christ, dude, try and be alcoholic with dignity a little bit.

Yablonowitz
03-07-2008, 07:28 AM
This thread fails because people overdramatize their drunkenness in obvious ways.

clarky123
03-07-2008, 07:30 AM
This post stops Yablo having his name in every thread on the board then screen dumping it.

Yablonowitz
03-07-2008, 07:42 AM
Yes, because i really thought i could win the board during the "in season" in the middle of the week.

I hope you get pot's ringworm in your ass.

clarky123
03-07-2008, 07:49 AM
Charming, but very unlikely.

NiceArthur32
03-07-2008, 10:51 AM
wow.

miscorrections
03-08-2008, 01:24 AM
It appears that I have indulged a little too much.

Astrid
03-08-2008, 01:27 AM
i am le drunk and i came home all ready to make some fucking spaghettios but there are all these people i dont know sleeping on my couch and i broke my last real camel.

its realllly bumming my trip that they changed the camel filters blend why did they do this to me??

whhhhhhhhhy

anti-square
03-08-2008, 01:42 AM
strip club, then irish pub, too much dos equis and i just stuffed my face with 2 hot pockets. Fucking good night!

miscorrections
03-08-2008, 01:47 AM
I just had two bottles of water and some toast to combat the impending hangover.

Astrid
03-08-2008, 01:52 AM
i just ate the majority of a box of cheezzzzzits to make up for the spaghettio's

fasttrack
03-08-2008, 02:53 AM
i've had 5 beers tonight but i'm not drunk. it's making me tired though. sleep tonight and get wasted in seattle tomorrow.

Astrid
03-09-2008, 05:57 AM
i played beer pong for the first time ever tonight. dominated. im pretty sure i should cry myself to sleep now.....but all i haveto say is FUCKKKKKKK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIMME. thank you and goodnight.

marooko
03-14-2008, 11:01 PM
im righ t here right niw.

gratytrainridesagain
03-14-2008, 11:06 PM
Well not drunk, but holdin a fairly steady buzz. I really wish my ex would get off the couch and go home, I would kick her out but it's her birthday tomorrow so I don't wanna be rude. Though the other part of me is just like "get up you got what you wanted, leave" I really wish I could be more of an asshole sometimes.

donthasselthehof
03-14-2008, 11:34 PM
beer pong > Beirut

brando4n82
03-14-2008, 11:53 PM
How Appropriate that this thread was the last posted in. I felt obligated to make a post :p

EDIT: did you win beer pong?

BeHereNOW
03-15-2008, 12:15 AM
it's official, i'm drunk

fatbastard
03-15-2008, 04:05 AM
I wish there was something to drink in the house.

marooko
03-15-2008, 09:23 AM
i got a little bit fo a headache.

NiceArthur32
03-15-2008, 12:07 PM
i'm still drunk from last night...

the golden gopher was fun, you guys shoulda came!

dontfeedthebird
03-15-2008, 12:12 PM
it's the middle of the afternoon. i love everyone who's already drunk.

BeHereNOW
03-15-2008, 01:32 PM
it's the middle of the afternoon. i love everyone who's already drunk.


how 'bout in the middle of the morning? =p

(i'm still drunk from last night)

NiceArthur32
03-15-2008, 06:33 PM
we're prepping for st patties day...

bartelby
03-15-2008, 07:42 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

drunk

Somewhat Damaged
03-15-2008, 08:23 PM
Ain't drunk yet but have 3 beers in the fridge (well, 2 now -- I've just cracked one open) and a bottle of wine waiting to be imbibed. Had plans to get together with various friends at some point this weekend but it's looking less and less likely that anyone will follow through on their commitments. Fucking losers.

James Brown
03-16-2008, 08:36 AM
I'm definitley conna drink, but I think the coke might come out tonight. Should I get ready to call off tomorrow or just go in looking like my avatar?

feather
03-16-2008, 11:47 AM
i was drunk last night and wrote in my coachella journal how much i love you guys on message board. HAH

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 11:52 AM
oh wait, today is st. patty

fuck man, first year in awhile i'm not celebrating

samiksha
03-16-2008, 11:59 AM
actually it was yesterday

edit: technically. i think the drunken celebrations are still going on mostly on monday, the 17th, as usual.

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 11:59 AM
whoops

ThomThom
03-16-2008, 12:04 PM
St. Patty's on a Monday sucks... Oh well, I guess I will try to make the best of it.

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 12:08 PM
since I had to work last night and tonight, I have no time to celebrate, oh well

ThomThom
03-16-2008, 12:09 PM
Luckily I live about 4 minutes from an Irish Pub. I'll just have a few car bombs and some beers and go home.

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 12:11 PM
i need to be 21 already (i know i know, boohoo little kid)

feather
03-16-2008, 12:15 PM
i already have my 6 pack of guiness and baileys chillin in the fridge as we speak

HEADSTRUCK
03-16-2008, 12:27 PM
i need to be 21 already (i know i know, boohoo little kid)

when u turn 21?

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 12:27 PM
april 23, 2009, i'll be of age for next years Coach

HEADSTRUCK
03-16-2008, 12:30 PM
so coachella is ur bday weekend this year? i will bring u a little bday gift to eat then *wink*

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 12:33 PM
haha you're the best! coachella is my present to myself

HEADSTRUCK
03-16-2008, 12:35 PM
yea, no prob. i will have sassafrass and molly so its your choice.

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 12:39 PM
forgive my ignorance (i just found out what molly meant at Langerado), but what is sassafrass (ever see the tenacious d movie?), is it mushrooms

HEADSTRUCK
03-16-2008, 12:43 PM
forgive my ignorance (i just found out what molly meant at Langerado), but what is sassafrass (ever see the tenacious d movie?), is it mushrooms
no i havent seen the movie
not mushrooms

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sassafras

sbessiso
03-16-2008, 12:46 PM
hmm I see...

NiceArthur32
03-16-2008, 11:44 PM
beer #1 on st pattys day...

not stopping til midnight!

=)

feather
03-17-2008, 07:48 PM
just had an irish carbomb and am drinkin the guiness...baileys later in honor of old greg

algunz
03-17-2008, 07:51 PM
Mmmm, me loves a good car bomb.

donthasselthehof
03-17-2008, 10:10 PM
I have learned something tonight

skyy vanilla>absoult vanilla

algunz
03-17-2008, 10:15 PM
It's fucking St. Patrick's. What the hell are you doin' drinkin' vodka?

Ricockulous!!!

donthasselthehof
03-17-2008, 10:18 PM
It's fucking St. Patrick's. What the hell are you doin' drinkin' vodka?

Ricockulous!!!

The Guiness, jameson and baileys is all gone

but im glad to learn im not the only person who uses the phrase ricockulous, i guess its an orange county thing.

algunz
03-17-2008, 10:46 PM
Sounds like it's been a long day.

donthasselthehof
03-17-2008, 10:56 PM
Sounds like it's been a long day.

Its been a BIG DAY!

Cpt. Funkaho
03-17-2008, 11:01 PM
but im glad to learn im not the only person who uses the phrase ricockulous, i guess its an orange county thing.

If you think replacing the "dic" in "ridiculous" with "cock" is a phenomenon in any way constrained by geographical boundaries, you need to travel more.

I'm about 4/5 done with Guinness #1, and it's going down so smooth I don't know where it will end.

Cpt. Funkaho
03-17-2008, 11:02 PM
Oh, and by the way...


it's going down so smooth I don't know where it will end.


I call preemptive strike on "That's what SHE said."

dontfeedthebird
03-17-2008, 11:37 PM
boy. i'm pretty drunk.

NiceArthur32
03-18-2008, 03:59 AM
ive been drinking massive amounts of beer and liquor these past couple of days and i havent gotten trashed...

=/

i think i may have a problem...

sike!

or

psych!

ha! eh... bye....

sbessiso
03-18-2008, 06:32 AM
yea, no prob. i will have sassafrass and molly so its your choice.

molly!

captncrzy
03-19-2008, 07:56 PM
I drank a whole bottle of Cab Sav tonight. It was an accident.

CuervoPH
03-19-2008, 08:00 PM
But what a great accident to have happen.

algunz
03-19-2008, 08:04 PM
Did it slip down your throat?

That's been known to happen to me too on occasion.

captncrzy
03-19-2008, 08:04 PM
I didn't mean to. It was there and then it was just...gone.

algunz
03-19-2008, 08:05 PM
Weird.

marooko
03-19-2008, 08:07 PM
Oh, and by the way...




I call preemptive strike on "That's what SHE said."

good call.

BROKENDOLL
03-19-2008, 11:46 PM
I drank a whole bottle of Cab Sav tonight. It was an accident. Accidents happen...:thu

caco0283
03-20-2008, 03:50 PM
i need to start drinking like i used to....i miss this thread

NiceArthur32
03-21-2008, 03:36 AM
come on shake your body baby do tha conga....

Apathetic00
03-21-2008, 11:42 PM
Not drunk...yet. I just woke up and on 2nd beer. Why do g/f always want you to snuggle with them at the most inappropriate times. Oh well, better late than never.

haha My work just called, come back and work tonight...I've been waiting for a drink all week....the porn store will survive without me for tonight.

traviscanada
03-22-2008, 12:01 AM
When I was drunk a few weeks ago I made a no drinking for a month after st patricks day, and first to crack owes $100 bet. It's gonna kinda suck.

Apathetic00
03-22-2008, 12:21 AM
Fuck that, I would be the first to lay down $100, no drunky mc drunk pants for a full month?!?! My quality of life just went down with no beer.

donthasselthehof
03-22-2008, 12:26 AM
i would spike someone elses drink and cash in

btw......drunk

hey i got a new job today woot woot!!!!! goodbye unemployment!

Apathetic00
03-22-2008, 01:58 AM
Congrats on the new job, hopefully that will also come my way soon enough. Cracking open my 3rd one for the night...maybe more but lets see how this goes down.

Finally listening to the Rodrigo y Gabriela set from Coachella '07!! This really takes me back and makes me wish I was going to this Coachella!! >_<

NiceArthur32
03-22-2008, 02:23 AM
i would spike someone elses drink and cash in

btw......drunk

hey i got a new job today woot woot!!!!! goodbye unemployment!


i'm sober...



the angels suck!

fikus222
03-22-2008, 02:26 AM
My flask came in handy tonight at the Mighty, only had to pay for half of the drinks i would have w/o it.

Thank golly gosh for red bull and vodka. : p

donthasselthehof
03-22-2008, 02:51 AM
i'm sober...



the angels suck!

no you didnt, just remember a world series title and 3 division titles since 2000....yea we totally suck.

While the boys in blue have one division title and 2 total playoff apperances since 2000.

So who has been the better team the last 7 or so years? oh thats right the angels

http://www.dodgerblues.com/images/angels-dodgers-grave_sm.jpg
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i263/magicboff/Dodgers.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/westwoodblues/PedroPoster.jpg

fikus222
03-22-2008, 02:52 AM
Except that they are retarded enough to mandate that they be abbreviated as LAA.



Beat LA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apathetic00
03-22-2008, 02:53 AM
Red Bull and Vodka?? Never again after Filters party last year.... ~_~

fikus222
03-22-2008, 02:56 AM
Red Bull and Vodka?? Never again after Filters party last year.... ~_~

I remember when red bull first came to America and was sold in the small four sided glass bottles, it tasted better too.

donthasselthehof
03-22-2008, 02:58 AM
Why cant i buy this at Vons?

http://www.doddingtondairy.co.uk/doddcream/images/pot_newale_big.jpg

beer ice cream.....yummmmmm

fikus222
03-22-2008, 03:00 AM
Why cant i buy this at Vons?

http://www.doddingtondairy.co.uk/doddcream/images/pot_newale_big.jpg

beer ice cream.....yummmmmm

Probably for your own safety...

marooko
03-22-2008, 11:54 PM
yay beer. biitch.


oh and yay piot any dwcond now.m waut. wait. any sa any seconf any second now. pot.

jazzz
03-23-2008, 12:21 AM
no you didnt, just remember a world series title and 3 division titles since 2000....yea we totally suck.

While the boys in blue have one division title and 2 total playoff apperances since 2000.

So who has been the better team the last 7 or so years? oh thats right the angels

http://www.dodgerblues.com/images/angels-dodgers-grave_sm.jpg
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i263/magicboff/Dodgers.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/westwoodblues/PedroPoster.jpg


Yep! another great season ahead for the Angels!!! those poor Dodgers will be fighting the Giants for 3rd place with the Padres taking the division!

donthasselthehof
03-23-2008, 01:10 AM
the dohjers are probably the 4th best team in that division.

1. San Diego Padres
2. Arizona Diamondbacks
3. Colorado Rockies (rocktober baby)
4. Los Angeles Dodgers (if the giants don’t creep up)
5. San Francisco Giants (look out for a big year)

Wheres the beef?
03-23-2008, 01:15 AM
BAseBall if FUCKING STUPID! That shit is fucking boring. How can you call that a fucking sport. I dont know of any fucking organized event where you can have one person who can literally get paid millions of dollars to either sit on a bench, stand in some grass, or stand in some dirt and swing a stick. FUCKING BASEBALL YOU ARE STUPID I HATE YOU.

donthasselthehof
03-23-2008, 01:22 AM
BAseBall if FUCKING STUPID! That shit is fucking boring. How can you call that a fucking sport. I dont know of any fucking organized event where you can have one person who can literally get paid millions of dollars to either sit on a bench, stand in some grass, or stand in some dirt and swing a stick. FUCKING BASEBALL YOU ARE STUPID I HATE YOU.

wow, you sure hate baseball!

to each their own?

fasttrack
03-23-2008, 01:42 AM
should i finish off the bottle of whiskey i have?
yes. yes i should.

NiceArthur32
03-23-2008, 12:48 PM
the dohjers are probably the 4th best team in that division.

1. San Diego Padres
2. Arizona Diamondbacks
3. Colorado Rockies (rocktober baby)
4. Los Angeles Dodgers (if the giants donít creep up)
5. San Francisco Giants (look out for a big year)



you should be a writer for the Chappelle show...

you are hilarious!

Cpt. Funkaho
03-23-2008, 04:27 PM
BAseBall if FUCKING STUPID! That shit is fucking boring. How can you call that a fucking sport. I dont know of any fucking organized event where you can have one person who can literally get paid millions of dollars to either sit on a bench, stand in some grass, or stand in some dirt and swing a stick. FUCKING BASEBALL YOU ARE STUPID I HATE YOU.

Replace swing a stick with throw a ball, and you have football.

miscorrections
03-23-2008, 04:56 PM
It's happy hour at my place.

cooperb1
03-23-2008, 05:14 PM
best thred ever!

jazzz
03-23-2008, 06:20 PM
BAseBall if FUCKING STUPID! That shit is fucking boring. How can you call that a fucking sport. I dont know of any fucking organized event where you can have one person who can literally get paid millions of dollars to either sit on a bench, stand in some grass, or stand in some dirt and swing a stick. FUCKING BASEBALL YOU ARE STUPID I HATE YOU.

gee... I wonder if she'll be coming back...

Apathetic00
03-26-2008, 01:44 AM
Why cant i buy this at Vons?

http://www.doddingtondairy.co.uk/doddcream/images/pot_newale_big.jpg

beer ice cream.....yummmmmm

This looks like something I would enjoy!! ^_^

I had a friend who just recently made his own Car Bomb ice cream (Guinness and Baileys). Decadent is the only word I could come up with for that stuff.

disgustipated
03-26-2008, 07:45 AM
Car bombs also have Jamesons Irish whiskey. Although, I can't blame your friend for not putting it in the mix.

canexplain
03-28-2008, 04:08 PM
ok two shots of cheap vodka .... lets see where this goes ...x****

fikus222
03-28-2008, 04:09 PM
Snow Shoe Brewery here I come!!!!!!!!

NiceArthur32
03-28-2008, 04:11 PM
ok two shots of cheap vodka .... lets see where this goes ...x****

ok, i think i finally realized who you REALLY are...

http://cueballcol.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/fonz.jpg

canexplain
03-28-2008, 04:21 PM
ok, i think i finally realized who you REALLY are...

http://cueballcol.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/fonz.jpg

thats funny ... anyway now at 4 shots ... x****

thestripe
03-28-2008, 04:31 PM
Just getting started. Let's do this canex. Giving the new Raconteurs it's first listen, we'll see how it goes.

Blinken
03-28-2008, 04:32 PM
Go Ron. I am still at work so i can't start my friday night drinking yet. :(

canexplain
03-28-2008, 04:36 PM
you guys got it ....ok 5 here ... if you ever want to feel dumb, watch jeopardy ... geez those guys know everything ....x****

thestripe
03-28-2008, 04:40 PM
I'm drinking beer. Do I have to switch to hard Liquor, canex? Maybe I should man up here.

fikus222
03-28-2008, 04:44 PM
you guys got it ....ok 5 here ... if you ever want to feel dumb, watch jeopardy ... geez those guys know everything ....x****

I remember watching Celebrity Jeopardy when they had David Mustaine from Megadeath, Moon Zappa and George Clinton. Not only did David wipe the floor with the space cadets, but he actually knew a lot of the harder questions too.

canexplain
03-28-2008, 04:47 PM
I'm drinking beer. Do I have to switch to hard Liquor, canex? Maybe I should man up here.

naw, whatever works for you ... i am sitting here typing of course, switching between wheel of f ... and the ncaa, listening to NIN ghosts ... and they say only ladys can do more then one thing at a time :) ..... x****

opps bad sign , 6 here .... ron**** and btw, bowls dont count

canexplain
03-28-2008, 05:32 PM
lucky 7 x****** texas just kicked stanfords butt ...

canexplain
03-28-2008, 05:46 PM
8 .... ok so i try not to ramble but this is my chance heheheh ... so davidson college won tonight in the ncaa basketball thingy ... davidson was where is saw the police in , i would guess it was 81 .... there might have been 200 people at that show ... and it was killer, b4 they got popular ... x******

canexplain
03-28-2008, 06:14 PM
ok so no body is playing but thats ok .. 11 here .... x****** stick shots for the peeps that know what stick is .......

marooko
03-28-2008, 06:19 PM
Ron, what azre you drinking. Im 2 beers in and ready for more. the night is still young.

thestripe
03-28-2008, 06:28 PM
6 beers and 2 shots in. I'm playing host here so posts will be sparatic.

nationocean
03-28-2008, 06:31 PM
in related news.. i will be getting smashed tonight and probably end up waking up next to a few random strangers..

can't wait!!

canexplain
03-28-2008, 06:36 PM
6 beers and 2 shots in. I'm playing host here so posts will be sparatic.

12 shots of cheap votka,,, multiple bowls .. listening to RH ... and wathing kansas kick vill butts ... on to sarah mclachlan.. oh oh i am in trouble ... talk to you in a bit .... x*****

marooko
03-28-2008, 06:38 PM
bout to bust out the bubbler and a Maker's and Coke.

marooko
03-28-2008, 07:30 PM
these are my friends right now.
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3016/1000628em3.jpg

marooko
03-28-2008, 07:30 PM
not you guys, the bubbler and the booze.

feather
03-28-2008, 07:33 PM
haha i loooove it

marooko
03-28-2008, 07:35 PM
im loving it right now.

algunz
03-28-2008, 08:26 PM
Looks like good times.

donthasselthehof
03-29-2008, 12:53 AM
hahahah that looked like my night

and


its my mo fukin birthday woot woot

boarderwoozel3
03-29-2008, 12:58 AM
happy birthday!

drink and be merry

dontfeedthebird
03-29-2008, 01:56 AM
i'm drunk. *burp*

Cdubby
03-29-2008, 03:02 AM
im drunk at 4 am listening to my newly purchased primus albums

anti-square
03-29-2008, 04:30 AM
Im fuckin wasted! My mind been erasseeeedd! OOOHH Fucking SHiit!

anti-square
03-29-2008, 04:31 AM
Dedicated to all the talentless Jewws Out theere! Fuck You!!

Cdubby
03-29-2008, 05:34 AM
Im fuckin wasted! My mind been erasseeeedd! OOOHH Fucking SHiit!


pussy

canexplain
03-29-2008, 07:13 AM
damn i just cant do that like i used to ... 14 shots and wam, off to sleep ... anyway its 900 here ..... good morning board ....x****

thelastgreatman
03-29-2008, 07:22 AM
Dedicated to all the talentless Jewws Out theere! Fuck You!!

No such beast.

canexplain
03-29-2008, 07:29 AM
No such beast.

morning randy, see you are at your best early ....x****

kitt kat
04-01-2008, 11:45 PM
katrina + one 40 = AHHHHHHHHHH DRUNK

kitt kat
04-01-2008, 11:45 PM
and yeah


yeah

summerkid
04-01-2008, 11:52 PM
worst month to quit drinking ever! First it was spring break and now i get dumped. fucking sweet.

PassiveTheory
04-01-2008, 11:59 PM
worst month to quit drinking ever! First it was spring break and now i get dumped. fucking sweet.

Tried calling you, get on AIM to tell me more about this.

Bosco
04-02-2008, 12:06 AM
dylan my friend... Why stop drinking? your liver is so young!

dont fret over bitches. There is ALWAYS a better girl out there

ragingdave
04-03-2008, 06:23 PM
worst month to quit drinking ever! First it was spring break and now i get dumped. fucking sweet.

Was it because of your avatar?

binary solo
04-04-2008, 02:30 AM
aww this board is so fun to read while drunk.
damn i keep dropping goldfishies down my dressssssss.

fikus222
04-05-2008, 01:26 AM
Where is everybody ? I just got back from a sober drive around Lake Berryessa and I am about to crack my first beer of the evening @ 2:26 am.

fasttrack
04-05-2008, 01:39 AM
i'm too broke to get drunk. i will get drunk as soon as i sell my camera though.

gmoneyak
04-10-2008, 01:47 AM
This sake is doing a body right on a Wednesday night..

lostsoul86
04-10-2008, 01:51 AM
omg i cant belive i havnt found this thread before but ya im drunk i got really drunk for like 5 $ man i have class in abut 4 hours ... im screwed lol fuck it it was worth it! lol see u in the desert

fasttrack
04-10-2008, 02:08 AM
i sold my camera and i sure as hell got drunk when i did. no more drinks until i get to las vegas on the 21st though. gotta sell some plasma.

boarderwoozel3
04-10-2008, 02:17 AM
I'm not drunk anymore but have a good buzz going.

The prince add is crazy. Coachella 2008 is going to be soooo fucking epic.

stinkbutt
04-10-2008, 02:32 AM
Drukq as hell

marooko
04-10-2008, 07:39 AM
I'm not drunk anymore but have a good buzz going.

The prince add is crazy. Coachella 2008 is going to be soooo fucking epic.

i just noticed you're going to go see the Voodoo Glow Skulls. I've been wanting to see them. mainly just to experience it. but thats cool though, enjoy the show.

Somewhat Damaged
04-11-2008, 02:17 PM
It's 3:16 in Tucson. I'll be at the office for probably another 44 minutes or so. I just got back from the Liquor Barrel, a saloon right next door to my office. My boss and I went and grabbed a couple 7 & 7s. Not drunk but I've got a nice buzz going. It's nice not having very much oversight at my job.

fikus222
04-11-2008, 08:08 PM
Headed to my friend's Tiki Lounge in Oakland...he is all excited cuz some of the creators of that Tiki Bar show will be in Alameda on Wednesday or thursfay...dunno good stuff tho

WattsUp
04-12-2008, 07:57 AM
why...


am...


i....


DRUNK???

canexplain
04-12-2008, 09:36 AM
check sig, and its not even noon ... grrrrrr ....x****

WattsUp
04-12-2008, 09:40 AM
Ron=The Man

BROKENDOLL
04-12-2008, 09:43 AM
Hiccup! (Giggle...) Does that mean I'm a man too?

WattsUp
04-12-2008, 09:44 AM
i guess you can be the broken wo-man...

caco0283
04-12-2008, 07:53 PM
ive had a few too many glasses of wine tonight and i can tell you this...i shouldnt have had the wine...im supposed to head to miami right now to see this chick i met before ultra and hung out with during ultra but im too drunk to make it there...also hanging out with a bunch of illegals isnt my thing in the 00's that was so 90's for me...but its nice to post in hear again in partial form.....sorry nothing crazy is going to come from my keyboard tonight....im not going to sing you guys songs our talk about a wagging tail....but all i can say is this...its nice to be tipsy again...quiting drinking sucks ass....like grrr

eNVyartist
04-13-2008, 08:40 AM
You ever wake up, still hal-drunk from last night?? Yea that is me this morning! It was quite an epic night last night, needless to say, knowing I shoulda been to work 1:39 mins ago......oh I'm kickin myself, THANK god I make my own schedule on Sundays!!


hmmmm dillema hair of the dog, or coffee and lots of it....

thestripe
04-14-2008, 05:35 PM
My drinking leading up to Coachella has kind of gotten out of hand. I leave in 4 days in need to get a hand on this.

Blinken
04-14-2008, 05:43 PM
Its ok Strip you are building a tolerance.

canexplain
04-14-2008, 06:23 PM
You ever wake up, still hal-drunk from last night?? Yea that is me this morning! It was quite an epic night last night, needless to say, knowing I shoulda been to work 1:39 mins ago......oh I'm kickin myself, THANK god I make my own schedule on Sundays!!


hmmmm dillema hair of the dog, or coffee and lots of it....

yep ... x****

fikus222
04-15-2008, 01:06 AM
There is nothing like seeing Robin Williams live and then heading to a goth industrila club...good times

WattsUp
04-15-2008, 02:01 AM
guilty...

"smart people" is not a bad movie, not at all...

fasttrack
04-15-2008, 02:19 AM
i've promised myself no drinking until i get to las vegas on monday. then possibly make up for two weeks of lost time.

WattsUp
04-15-2008, 02:22 AM
vegas is pretty much the best thing to happen to the west coast ever...

i just found out that Nevada is the state in which vegas is IN!

i thought vegas was like washington dc or like vatican city... but no, its a real city in a real (shitty) state...

fasttrack
04-15-2008, 02:26 AM
vegas is pretty much the best thing to happen to the west coast ever...

i just found out that Nevada is the state in which vegas is IN!

i thought vegas was like washington dc or like vatican city... but no, its a real city in a real (shitty) state...

i take it you're not from the usa.
las vegas is one of the few places that state has going for it.

WattsUp
04-15-2008, 02:31 AM
yeah, i'm not from the U.S...

i'm from Los Angeles...

Kurosawa
04-15-2008, 02:36 AM
yeah, i'm not from the U.S...

i'm from Los Angeles...

L.A.'s kinda it's own little world anyway though, yeah?

lostsoul86
04-15-2008, 08:44 PM
vegas is pretty much the best thing to happen to the west coast ever...

i just found out that Nevada is the state in which vegas is IN!

i thought vegas was like washington dc or like vatican city... but no, its a real city in a real (shitty) state...

.....i thought u were from Watts ... wtf i isnt vatican city in uhh italy ? :confused:

MassiveChemicalPunk
04-18-2008, 11:18 PM
OK.

kitt kat
04-21-2008, 11:00 PM
it took me forever to find this thread just to say i'm drunk

NiceArthur23
04-23-2008, 01:42 AM
fuck...

i am at it again...

life is.... BEAUTIFUL!!!!

i heart jack in the box!!!

fikus222
05-10-2008, 03:35 AM
I'm drunk, after going to the Rickshaw Stop in SF. I have never seen so many underage kids outside of a BFD concert. There were so many short people, I felt like I was in the land of the little people.

emtgreg
05-10-2008, 03:49 AM
http://www.geocities.com/c-leaper/frodo/Frodo071604.jpg

CalmerThanYou
05-10-2008, 04:40 AM
drunkified

sbessiso
05-10-2008, 12:30 PM
aw, I forgot this thread existed, I should've posted last night, lady velvet mango something, that stuff did the trick (and tasty too!)

CuervoPH
05-10-2008, 12:39 PM
I was supposed to have a quiet dinner with friends last night (well, as quiet as people can be when a playoff hockey game is on tv), but turns out they had planned a rather large surprise party. People kept buying me Guinness and tequila.

I should have posted last night also. Kinda defeats the purpose of this thread to post sober.

Blinken
05-10-2008, 12:40 PM
aw, I forgot this thread existed, I should've posted last night, lady velvet mango something, that stuff did the trick (and tasty too!)

LOL i was going to post last night but i was too drunk.

shaggyduck
05-12-2008, 09:48 AM
drunkified

When aren't you drunk, dude?

allyjoy
05-12-2008, 01:50 PM
LOL i was going to post last night but i was too drunk.

when I sent you the text Friday night, why didn't you tell me about this thread? you fail.

Blinken
05-12-2008, 01:50 PM
What the fuck are you bitching about now?

allyjoy
05-12-2008, 05:26 PM
the fact that you keep me out of the loop all the time... you know I thought we were friends, but apparently not. You make me cry. Next time I see you, I'm going to kick you in the face.

fasttrack
05-14-2008, 12:48 AM
i've been drinking tonight and i'm now drunk.

also, update on las vegas before coachella. i got very drunk. not too drunk, but drunk. i spent about a week drunk after coachella also.

ADGZ662
05-14-2008, 04:07 PM
I have a big liver......

Barbara, the ninja
05-15-2008, 12:55 AM
Just to let you know, the Asian glow doesn't end at the face. it takes over your entire body. my belly is beet red. lol.

humanoid
05-15-2008, 01:05 AM
Just to let you know, the Asian glow doesn't end at the face. it takes over your entire body. my belly is beet red. lol.

I had been wondering....

captncrzy
05-20-2008, 08:08 PM
I drank a whole bottle of wine tonight; there were layoffs at my job today and I knew about the layoffs but I didn't know if I was going to be laid off until last night.

I wasn't.

But I feel guilty that someone in my department of three got cut and I didn't. Even though I'm more experienced and talented than him, and he has these annoying carrot-crunching habits that drive me up a wall. I still feel bad. so I toasted myself that I still have a job and felt bad for my boss, who chose me over him, and as her punishment, had to go in to the office tonight and watch him pack up his desk to make sure he doesn't steal anything.

Nice.

TomAz
05-20-2008, 08:14 PM
I drank a whole bottle of wine tonight; because it was there.

roberto73
05-20-2008, 08:16 PM
I drank a whole bottle of wine tonight; because it was there.

I intend to embark on a similar endeavor in a matter of minutes.

captncrzy
05-20-2008, 08:26 PM
Well yeah, and also because it was there. And when we finally get you to have your bbq, I'll be drinking much more and then probably drowning in your swimmin' pewl.

TomAz
05-20-2008, 08:32 PM
if the rattlers don't get yew first

captncrzy
05-20-2008, 08:33 PM
I eat the rattlers. I eat them up.

captncrzy
05-20-2008, 08:34 PM
Ok. I'm going to bed. I'm almost passing out here.

TomAz
05-20-2008, 08:43 PM
GNIGHT JEN

TomAz
05-20-2008, 08:45 PM
also, let me express my concern re US Air layoffs. i mean, they came in last in customer satisfaction. so what do they do? they get rid of the people who are trying to teach the people to do their jobs better. morans.

marooko
05-20-2008, 08:53 PM
tom, you should get drunk more often, im digging your posts. im gonna go look for more.

well, except the sweet one.

NiceArthur32
05-20-2008, 10:19 PM
=/


yes...

i am...

captncrzy
05-21-2008, 07:08 AM
also, let me express my concern re US Air layoffs. i mean, they came in last in customer satisfaction. so what do they do? they get rid of the people who are trying to teach the people to do their jobs better. morans.

The best part about this post is that he spelled "morons" wrong.

TomAz
05-21-2008, 08:01 AM
The best part about this post is that he spelled "morons" wrong.

Did I? click here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g).

marooko
05-21-2008, 08:04 AM
YES!!!
hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm

TomAz
05-21-2008, 08:13 AM
better

bartelby
05-21-2008, 08:21 AM
you're evil tom, evil

captncrzy
05-21-2008, 08:37 AM
Tom just RickRolled me?


You're in for it.

TomAz
05-21-2008, 09:01 AM
http://www.themoransband.com/morans.jpg

bartelby
05-21-2008, 07:19 PM
well how about that, i'm drunk

marooko
05-21-2008, 07:42 PM
gettin my buzz on.

ragingdave
05-21-2008, 07:57 PM
Working in that direction

sbessiso
05-21-2008, 08:05 PM
mmmm rum

marooko
05-22-2008, 09:30 PM
[rrepretty much there. gotta go to bed. my moringing to wakl the dog. fucking keyboard isnt dojng what iu want it do to do.

captncrzy
05-23-2008, 08:59 PM
I drank an entire six pack of this new beer I discovere. its called Shock Top Belgain White...it's billed as a belgian-style wheat ale brewed with spices. It's from St. Louis and it tastes just like New Belgian's Mothership Wit. It is the winner of the 2006 Gold medal and 2007 Bronze medal from the North American Beer Awards in the Belgain Wit (white) Category....entered under the name "Spring Heat Spiced Wheat"...which I'd like to add is a better name than Shock Top. But whatever, this beer rules. the label has an orange slice with a wheat mohawk and sunglasses on. I highly recommend it.

I also need to go change cuz i spilled some on my shirt and now my shirt smells like a brewery.

algunz
05-23-2008, 09:11 PM
Send me your shirt.

thelastgreatman
05-23-2008, 09:18 PM
This thread is where hope goes to get raped.

mountmccabe
05-23-2008, 09:19 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2518004448_8a0dcf81bf.jpg

algunz
05-23-2008, 09:22 PM
This thread is where hope goes to get raped.

No, it's where you hope to get raped.













Yes, I'm drunk.

corbo
05-23-2008, 09:32 PM
casadores tequila, jack, or black label?
decisions decisions.

algunz
05-23-2008, 09:33 PM
Tequila, always tequila

corbo
05-23-2008, 09:35 PM
well...you called it algunz im gonna get fucked up on casadores.

algunz
05-23-2008, 09:37 PM
excellente