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Mugwog
07-16-2012, 09:23 PM
I went to the pub to celebrate the fact that Stampede was over. Nuff said.

CALGARY STAMPEDE EH

vulcandeathgrip
07-21-2012, 09:07 AM
I have been at a my industry awards night. I was heaps nervous about my chances of winning a particular award. I rarely drink but got stuck in early to quell the nerves.

Turns out they just decided not give out that award this year, just put a line through it in the program with no explanation.

upsetting..

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-21-2012, 01:22 PM
Drinking before a wedding. 'MURICA

Mugwog
07-21-2012, 01:43 PM
Drink all day sir, make sure to eat at least once to ensure a blackout at 230am instead of 9pm

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-21-2012, 01:58 PM
Drink all day sir, make sure to eat at least once to ensure a blackout at 230am instead of 9pm

Been drinking since 3. Wedding reception is going to provide champagne. awwwwwww yeaaaaaaahhhhh

obzen
07-21-2012, 10:06 PM
Fo she.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-21-2012, 10:15 PM
I was HAMMERED during the ceremony. Shit was fun. I was a groomsman, so it made it even better. 4/5 of the groomsman were just as drunk as I was. Good times. Good times.

locachica73
07-22-2012, 07:29 PM
I think I just sent the most drunk/pathetic text of my existance.... maybe multiple texts. Ugh. They need to put breath alyzers on phones.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-22-2012, 07:31 PM
I think I just sent the most drunk/pathetic text of my existance.... maybe multiple texts. Ugh. They need to put breath alyzers on phones.

Post all of them here. Do it.

locachica73
07-22-2012, 07:41 PM
Really... you probably don't want to know. but fuck it, i am drunk... So here is the back story, I met a guy who is really good on paper, we had a lot of fun on Wednesday, hung out again today, he bought me several shots so I am drunk... then he sent me on my way. So drunk me sent Nick a text that said... So, for future reference, besides being too fat and too happy, what else is wrong with me? because honestly, I am at a loss, I think I am a good person... I thought we were happy, but obviously I was wrong, and now I am this pathetic person who has no clue, so I really need to know so I can fix it... I don't want to be alone forever. He has not responded.

M Sparks
07-22-2012, 08:00 PM
FTG, Audra.

locachica73
07-22-2012, 08:06 PM
Seriously, if I had the money I would go get the tattoo right now.

algunz
07-22-2012, 08:12 PM
Shit Loca, when you pass a point in the future, put the phone away.

locachica73
07-22-2012, 08:18 PM
The Wednesday boy text me... He might actually like me. I feel better now. It's kinda sad, that's all it takes. I am such a girl. I wish I wasn't a girl.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-22-2012, 09:35 PM
Really... you probably don't want to know. but fuck it, i am drunk... So here is the back story, I met a guy who is really good on paper, we had a lot of fun on Wednesday, hung out again today, he bought me several shots so I am drunk... then he sent me on my way. So drunk me sent Nick a text that said... So, for future reference, besides being too fat and too happy, what else is wrong with me? because honestly, I am at a loss, I think I am a good person... I thought we were happy, but obviously I was wrong, and now I am this pathetic person who has no clue, so I really need to know so I can fix it... I don't want to be alone forever. He has not responded.

Jesus Audra... You need to just blacklist Nick's number from your phone. Even if he texts or calls you, you won't ever know.

locachica73
07-23-2012, 03:09 AM
lol, I know, if only it were that easy, when you are with someone for over 3 years you kind of memorize the phone number. I have deleted him multiple times and the number is still branded in my mind. I think the better bet is to stop doing shots, even when they are free.

H_is_O
07-23-2012, 06:19 AM
drink until you forget the number... or better yet just drink until you forget what numbers are

nyarlathotoats
07-23-2012, 08:05 AM
drink until you forget the number... or better yet just drink until you forget what numbers are

Sound advice, man.
Also, I've been wondering how does one pronounce your name? In my head it reads: H to-the-iz O

H_is_O
07-23-2012, 09:35 AM
Im completely fine with that interpretation

algunz
07-23-2012, 08:52 PM
I is.

lickety_spit
07-24-2012, 02:16 AM
Now with more Rob Lowe
7892

obzen
07-28-2012, 06:13 PM
I should drink more.

locachica73
07-28-2012, 10:29 PM
I drank a lot of wine with some lovely ladies of the board tonight. I love the warm and fuzzy wine feeling... I do not love the headache I will have

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-28-2012, 11:46 PM
I drank like 7 cranberry vodkas tonight. I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Holy fuck does that movie hit home for me.

I even got someone who is mutual friends with my crazy ex say that yes, my ex is crazy. I call that a victorious night.

locachica73
07-29-2012, 07:28 AM
I watched that movie yesterday, I have a lot of lust for mila kunis or however you spell her name.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-29-2012, 02:54 PM
I watched that movie yesterday, I have a lot of lust for mila kunis or however you spell her name.

I would absolutely love to fuck Kristen Bell.

guedita
07-29-2012, 03:23 PM
MOJITO SUNDAY

MOJITOS TILL I FALL ON THE FLOOR AND SOMEONE WRITES SOMETHING ON MY FACE

canexplain
07-29-2012, 03:55 PM
yea cr

nyarlathotoats
08-05-2012, 01:26 PM
Herro! I am drinking to numb the pain. It's kinda working....

RedHotSgtPeppers
08-05-2012, 11:08 PM
Herro! I am drinking to numb the pain. It's kinda working....

Jesus, at 4:30 in the afternoon? Fuck man, get it together.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-07-2012, 08:04 PM
What up bitches!?!?!? An awful mix of red wine and margaritas...I'm going to hurt tomorrow.

locachica73
08-09-2012, 06:41 PM
Shots!

thefunkylama
08-10-2012, 12:15 AM
I'm drunk and Courtney and Tommy and Chris are responsible.

obzen
08-11-2012, 09:32 PM
'Noon-ish'.

locachica73
08-11-2012, 09:54 PM
Yeah!

Salazaro44
08-18-2012, 10:56 PM
Drunk at a bar! Chipotle stone smoked porter on the menu but thier out!!!
Wtf??!!! So disappointed

Devin the Dude
08-19-2012, 01:03 AM
It's easy being a midget and all.

nyarlathotoats
09-21-2012, 11:03 PM
Sippin on PBR'S in this muthafucka....get crunk, bitches!

Neighborhood Creep
09-22-2012, 05:37 AM
I am glad I didn't see this last night. Complete mess

guedita
09-22-2012, 08:58 AM
Sippin on PBR'S in this muthafucka....get crunk, bitches!

APPROVE

SepaGroove
09-22-2012, 09:00 AM
My fiance and I got all shitty last night and got down in the living room to the new Jack Beats EP and new Flylo shit.


That's love right there folks.

locachica73
11-02-2012, 09:29 PM
I am drunk, i am celebrating getting the job, but my ride is still playing cards. Boo. If no one hears fom me later I fell off the motorcycle.

Drewski27
11-02-2012, 11:12 PM
I am so proud that you are drunk. Getting a job is one thing. But being drunk is so much more important.

guedita
11-29-2012, 01:01 PM
Wow. I only just realized that there is a spelling error in the title of this thread.

Also, a query: do we as a board just not drink as much as we used to, or do we just not post about it as much as we used to?

VigoTheCarpathian
11-29-2012, 01:06 PM
I was really hoping you were drunk

guedita
11-29-2012, 01:07 PM
And your powers of perception are so predictably dense that you don't even consider the possibility that I am?

VigoTheCarpathian
11-29-2012, 01:14 PM
drunk or sober: you're still a bitch

Drewski27
11-29-2012, 01:19 PM
now, now children.

algunz
11-29-2012, 01:24 PM
I would say we just don't post about it. It kind of got repetitive after the 100th page of "Yup, drunk again!"

TomAz
11-29-2012, 01:29 PM
I wanna get drunk with you guys next April.

algunz
11-29-2012, 01:30 PM
Yes, can't wait!!!

guedita
11-29-2012, 01:33 PM
drunk or sober: you're still a bitch

Look everyone, Vigo's learning how to observe facts and then report upon them accurately!


I wanna get drunk with you guys next April.

This is one of the major reasons I'm even considering going to Coachella next year. TomAZ time in the beer gardens. And hopefully another TomAZ threatening text to get my butt over to (whatever awesome act is playing).

VigoTheCarpathian
11-29-2012, 01:33 PM
It'll be here before we know it

TomAz
11-29-2012, 01:46 PM
This is one of the major reasons I'm even considering going to Coachella next year. TomAZ time in the beer gardens. And hopefully another TomAZ threatening text to get my butt over to (whatever awesome act is playing).

You're the greatest.

getbetter
11-29-2012, 02:04 PM
I still have my fab fourty candy braclet from that one time

algunz
11-29-2012, 03:28 PM
That one time you infiltrated our fab old fart group?

amyzzz
11-29-2012, 03:33 PM
I'll be joining that group next year.

algunz
11-29-2012, 03:36 PM
Yippee! You may have to drink beer though.

amyzzz
11-29-2012, 03:44 PM
Well fuck that.

algunz
11-29-2012, 03:55 PM
Ok, I'll buy you a frozen lemonade.

amyzzz
11-29-2012, 03:57 PM
ok. thanks.

getbetter
11-29-2012, 05:12 PM
I dont care if im not forty, I'm going to join you guys anyways.


I should be buzz tomorrow at craddlerobber place after Doug Stanhope.Ill post here if my phone isnt dead.

getbetter
12-01-2012, 01:29 AM
Im drunk on a roof.
Pockets full of cheap beer
and one...aaaaaaaaqaaa



Ill finish this later

Bendulum
12-01-2012, 11:33 PM
Did you fall off the roof?

Drewski27
12-01-2012, 11:37 PM
ROCHEFORT TRAPPISTE 10 X 4 BABY. FUCK YEAH.

unit300021
12-02-2012, 12:00 AM
Between the MLS cup and going out afterwords needless to say I am drunk right now and I am feeling great. Been a long ass time since I've done an all day drinking marathon. Yay being drunk

knytt
12-02-2012, 12:21 AM
nothing like changing your roommate, especially when youre too drunk yourself.

Courtney
03-22-2013, 09:43 PM
YUUUUP.

locachica73
03-22-2013, 11:39 PM
Me too. I alnost punched my brother in the face tonight. Have u ever got the shivers from the fan but are too cold to get out drom other the blankets to turn it off?

icedKeg
04-04-2013, 12:02 AM
Foxygen
UMO
Ducktails
The Men
Rhye

Neighborhood Creep
04-06-2013, 10:57 AM
I'm really bad right now.

santasutt
04-06-2013, 11:04 AM
I'm really bad right now.


Granted, it's a little early, Creep, but what's "really bad?"

caeden
04-06-2013, 11:12 AM
it's 2:00 in the afternoon...

ELIZA83TH
04-06-2013, 11:20 AM
I'm so hungover that I'm still drunk... Why did I come to work?
Fuck you, tequila! You dirty bastard...

Neighborhood Creep
04-06-2013, 11:40 AM
I woke up slurring away and then ordered a 32oz vodka red bill. This is my third one. Really bad. I may hang out in this thread today
Fuck your 2pm. It's 12:pm40 here

canexplain
04-07-2013, 10:47 AM
I miss the camaraderie of drinking but not the other side affects. Cheers to all I'll be there in spirit ..... cr****

canexplain
04-07-2013, 10:48 AM
I woke up slurring away and then ordered a 32oz vodka red bill. This is my third one. Really bad. I may hang out in this thread today
Fuck your 2pm. It's 12:pm40 here

BTW, why are you wasting good or bad vodka with Red bull :) cr****

mountmccabe
04-07-2013, 11:29 AM
Brunch was fantastic and started with some sort of cocktail that had plum brandy and a pile of other things and now I am home. I am making chili later; it will have Bourbon. Maybe I will drink some Bourbon. Or maybe some Sweet Action. I love cream ales.

frazzles
04-07-2013, 07:23 PM
So before last night, I hadn't been drunk since my last birthday which was several months ago. A bottle and a half of vodka later, I threw up because some girl decided she wanted to try to pick up out of my seat (and because I drank a bottle and a half of vodka). However, realizing we were inside and I didn't want some poor soul to clean up my vomit and/or have people stepping in the shit all night, I was able to funnel it into a cup with no spills (and felt 10x better after that).

Apparently some dude that was going around taking random drinks took a swig of my vomit glass which caused him to go at it which made at least two other people vomit, too. This had happened after I left, though.

unit300021
04-07-2013, 07:31 PM
How drunk does one have to be to drink a cup of vomit?

canexplain
04-07-2013, 07:35 PM
I've taken swigs out of beer cans that were full of cigarette butts. Nothing worse I don't think or will never know I guess... cr****

lehorne
04-07-2013, 07:41 PM
maybe they thought it was breakfast. Oatmeal.

unit300021
04-07-2013, 08:05 PM
I've taken swigs out of beer cans that were full of cigarette butts. Nothing worse I don't think or will never know I guess... cr****

Yes but that is excusable because if it's inside a beer can then it's not your fault. I think he we have all at some point done something like that. I almost chewing tobacco spit out of a beer can once but when it got near my face it didn't smell like a beer.

Also about to meet my parents out for my dads birthday, a chance I might be back in this thread later.

algunz
04-19-2013, 12:36 PM
I am. Sitting by the pool wishing I was in the desert. I just ate 2 heaping tablespoons of pot butter. That shit tastes SOOOO much better when baked into a cookie. Just FYI.

Neighborhood Creep
04-19-2013, 01:55 PM
I'm drunk right now. School was cancelled today due to another April bliazzrd. Shit got real and I have nothing else to do. The bar is packed. NOWI FTW

algunz
04-19-2013, 02:13 PM
:) hi creepy

Lynn163
04-19-2013, 02:52 PM
Rob just made me a mai tai.

thelastgreatman
04-19-2013, 02:57 PM
And the world as a whole responds:

"Who the fuck is Rob and who the fuck are you?"

algunz
04-19-2013, 03:55 PM
Lynn and I go way back. I can appreciate any woman that wears a retro polka dotted hair wrap.


Was that the kind that has the wire in it, Lynn?

nyarlathotoats
04-24-2013, 07:39 PM
So here I am in vegas, in a bar...by myself.
Buzzed and lost all fucks givens.

algunz
04-24-2013, 08:30 PM
Have fun.

Drewski27
04-24-2013, 08:44 PM
I'm on my second Dayman from Stone. It was 40% day at work. I stocked up.

algunz
04-24-2013, 08:45 PM
Nice. You need to score me some swag for the next time you're in the hood.

nathanfairchild
05-04-2013, 08:23 PM
i literally just blew on a shot of vodka because i thought it would cool off the burn.

getbetter
05-04-2013, 08:34 PM
I'm on my second Dayman from Stone. It was 40% day at work. I stocked up.

I love me some Dayman!! Such a good Coffee IPA.Its a citra hop ipa as well.

Neighborhood Creep
05-04-2013, 09:16 PM
Here

captncrzy
05-04-2013, 10:30 PM
Me.

Y0UNGBL00D
05-05-2013, 05:56 AM
yesterday was austin beerworks 2nd anniversary. gf volunteered the event = free beer for her and i all day.

canexplain
05-05-2013, 09:25 AM
I sort of miss the dayz where someone would come over and say"Yikes, it's not even 12 and you are doing a shott?" A shot!!! That was the chaser for the other 10 shots b4 noon. Oh well, I survived. Have fun guys, cr****

roboto
05-06-2013, 01:14 AM
My penis is in a goat.

algunz
05-06-2013, 08:07 AM
That should be in the confessions thread.

Courtney
05-09-2013, 07:13 PM
HI FRIENDS>

Monsterface
05-09-2013, 07:15 PM
hey girl heyyy

Neighborhood Creep
05-11-2013, 11:48 PM
Hash/IPA kind of night
http://troll.me/images/santa-clod/im-drunk-and-high.jpg

stinkbutt
06-18-2013, 09:24 PM
mojitos have become half soda and clear rum with a splash of lime and mint

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejbjupQX71qgfqdco1_1280.jpg

heart cooks brain
06-22-2013, 10:44 PM
i'm drunk and i need a new avatar.

algunz
07-08-2013, 10:21 PM
I'm flushed.

Neighborhood Creep
08-18-2013, 01:49 AM
u7w

Salazaro44
08-18-2013, 01:52 AM
Druuunk off the bruery's or xata (horchata) and stones ruinten. Akso picked up 2 bottles of w00t stout. Gf is passed out on the couch like a loser. I'm cuddling with my cute ass chow chow retriever pup.

Neighborhood Creep
08-18-2013, 11:46 AM
Druuunk off the bruery's or xata (horchata) and stones ruinten. Akso picked up 2 bottles of w00t stout. Gf is passed out on the couch like a loser. I'm cuddling with my cute ass chow chow retriever pup.

Wake her up and have a threesome

algunz
09-11-2013, 08:49 PM
Comfy and sleepy.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
09-11-2013, 08:51 PM
still at work for 10 more minutes. Need to pick up something delicious on the way home

VigoTheCarpathian
09-11-2013, 09:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA

algunz
09-11-2013, 09:28 PM
Ha. I love this song. This was on standard rotation in high school.

VigoTheCarpathian
09-11-2013, 09:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uirBWk-qd9A

Neighborhood Creep
09-11-2013, 09:35 PM
Just cracked open my second growler of the night. Bored with nothing to do in the morning so I'm getting solo drunk

algunz
09-11-2013, 09:43 PM
:dumbo

TheVelvetSmudge
09-12-2013, 12:50 AM
algunz, do you consider yourself a shaman? Real talk.

algunz
09-12-2013, 04:53 AM
No.

djbionik
09-12-2013, 09:05 PM
Ooops.
Wedding shower party for best friens. it was bound to happen. At least I'm at home and not at the bar, like I was contemplating on my way home.

algunz
09-12-2013, 09:13 PM
Are these the ones that are skipping through cow patties?

VigoTheCarpathian
09-12-2013, 09:17 PM
It is happening again


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njbmwfndFH4

djbionik
09-12-2013, 09:29 PM
Are these the ones that are skipping through cow patties?

Cow patties? No. Adventures, yes.

thank god I'm the fun one of the bridesmaids, and I just had a good talkin' to with the best man to make sure they're all on their shit.
Why is it always my job to make sure everyone is having a legendary time? Why isn't anyone concerned about MY legendary time?

TheVelvetSmudge
09-12-2013, 09:34 PM
A: You're the loser of the group. This doesn't mean you're not the coolest one, or that you don't make awesome shit happen. It just means they don't care about you having fun because they don't have to. Stop hanging out with boring people, maybe, though it would probably deal a harsh blow to your ego if you were hanging around with people more amazing than yourself. Does this help? It could be worse. You could be sitting here watching the end of the LAD/SFG game.

djbionik
09-12-2013, 09:46 PM
gross. totally wrong on all accounts. go back to your hand.

algunz
09-12-2013, 09:48 PM
I guess that's why he hangs out here.

djbionik
09-12-2013, 09:50 PM
:emo

algunz
09-12-2013, 09:54 PM
Btw, I asked about the cow patties because isn't this the couple that is having the country ranch themed wedding?

TheVelvetSmudge
09-12-2013, 09:55 PM
What's your excuse for hanging out here, algunz? Being called gross by a drunk chic who wonders why her friends treat her like shit isn't exactly the worst thing to happen to me today. I'm assuming the hand comment was you thinking about me masturbating as if your chlamydia is a testament to the benefits of getting shit faced and hooking up with strangers during the middle of the week? At least wait until the weekend to get smashed and shame your family name.

That was fun =P Clean the puke out of your hair so we can continue this? Get that pot of coffee going.

djbionik
09-12-2013, 09:58 PM
Nope. Adventure themed.
I'm doing the bridesmaid party at a crater (where James Franco met the cute girl and jumped from the slot into a hole in 127 Hours). The guys were just going to do a camping thing, but I just did a drunk briainstorming session with the best man (because that's when I'm my most precious) and made it 100x times better.

djbionik
09-12-2013, 10:01 PM
A) my friends are awesome. I just happen to be consistently more enthusiastic about stuff than most of them. B) no one said they treat me like shit. They keep my glass full. C) I am clean at any state and proud of it cuz I'm a classy bitch. D) who the fuck are you?

TheVelvetSmudge
09-12-2013, 10:12 PM
A. Of course your friends are awesome. You shouldn't feel the need to build them up, defend them, or wonder why they're less enthusiastic than you.
B. See A
C. This confirms a previous post stating that everyone wants to be a bad bitch this season. Can't you just be classy without comparing yourself to a woman who has no respect for herself?
D. Ah bad bitch.

djbionik
09-12-2013, 10:25 PM
I'm too intoxicated to understand or care what you just said. goodnight.

VigoTheCarpathian
09-12-2013, 10:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vThuwa5RZU

Miroir Noir
09-13-2013, 07:35 AM
D) who the fuck are you?

Drug-addled troll, looking to find interlocutors for his stream of nonsense. You were drunk, so you had an excuse for engaging in a conversation with him this time. Don't make the same mistake again.

TheVelvetSmudge
09-13-2013, 03:07 PM
Drug-addled troll, looking to find interlocutors for his stream of nonsense. You were drunk, so you had an excuse for engaging in a conversation with him this time. Don't make the same mistake again.

Ohhh stellar burn, my blogga. Last night was sober Thursday in the TVS community, but thanks for the introduction. I really don't know how people could expect to react to me without people like you to pad the fall for them.

algunz
09-13-2013, 03:23 PM
You were drunk, so you had an excuse for engaging in a conversation with him this time. Don't make the same mistake again.

I've been told that alcohol is never an excuse in here.

VigoTheCarpathian
09-14-2013, 09:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NBwnnk2b6I&list=PL24A00956783A97AC

obzen
09-14-2013, 11:14 PM
Three 25oz cheladas down, three more to go...


not drunk yet.

Miroir Noir
09-28-2013, 06:12 AM
Tailgating in South Bend, Indiana. It's barely 0800 in my normal time zone and I'm partially numb.

djbionik
10-04-2013, 11:51 PM
Hiccups at this hour is unacceptable. But the music is soooooo good.

amyzzz
10-05-2013, 06:44 AM
Tailgating in South Bend, Indiana. It's barely 0800 in my normal time zone and I'm partially numb.My mom grew up dirt poor there during the Great Depression.

icedKeg
10-12-2013, 03:26 AM
my girlfriend doesn't like it when i come home at 4am

algunz
10-13-2013, 08:19 PM
And I shouldn't be. Not on a Sunday night. oops.

getbetter
10-13-2013, 08:21 PM
I havent gotten drunk this whole time I have been South Carolina.I have tried but I usually end up just falling asleep because of the time zone.

algunz
10-13-2013, 08:31 PM
It's not too late.

sonnyboy11
10-13-2013, 08:33 PM
And I shouldn't be. Not on a Sunday night. oops.

After your dealings with supercreep at TJ's, I'd say a drink or three is warranted.

algunz
10-13-2013, 08:37 PM
I agree, but I should be stronger than that.

sonnyboy11
10-13-2013, 08:40 PM
Perhaps. But it sounds like you learned a thing or two tonight about how to handle if it happens again. That's the important part.

algunz
10-13-2013, 08:42 PM
Cheers!

Neighborhood Creep
10-13-2013, 09:13 PM
Bad news. here

marooko
10-13-2013, 09:14 PM
Not currently drunk, but holy shit this weekend involved an S ton of drinking.

icedKeg
11-16-2013, 02:03 AM
Try not to think so much about the truly staggering amount of oil that it takes to make a record

marooko
11-18-2013, 10:02 AM
serious part: I am considering approaching a friend about their excessive drinking as I am concerned for their well being, safety and the safety of others.

not so serious part: will it mean more If I make a thread and show them?

nyarlathotoats
11-30-2013, 11:34 PM
Guess I shouldn't really be posting in here cause I'm not drunk per se, but still; chilling in my room listening to jackmaster drinking the last of the pbr. Good times by my account....

thetello
11-30-2013, 11:37 PM
yep, love me some long trail and switchback :)

nyarlathotoats
11-30-2013, 11:46 PM
it's the way to ease a lonely night and I suspect i'll be back in this thread more often than not in the next couple of weeks.

thetello
11-30-2013, 11:55 PM
it helps that my new job lets me out before the bar closes :)

Neighborhood Creep
12-01-2013, 12:25 AM
I fit in this. Taking a break for a while after tonight.

BROKENDOLL
12-01-2013, 03:40 AM
Lit. like a holiday ornament. I am.

unit300021
12-03-2013, 09:31 PM
Who knew that Captain Morgan, Mixed Berry Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Espresso Vodka, Baileys, Milk, and French Vanilla half and half coffee creamer would make and excellent combination. I know I sure as hell didn't when I mixed then but after 4 of them I am feeling great.

bmack86
12-03-2013, 09:34 PM
That sounds terrible.

guedita
12-03-2013, 09:35 PM
Are you rushing a sorority

thelastgreatman
12-03-2013, 09:37 PM
Or are you just a terrible judge of everything?

unit300021
12-03-2013, 09:37 PM
I agree even as I was making it, it sounded awful but it really wasn't. The Vanilla flavor from both the vodka and half and half out powered everything so it tasted like a vanilla flavored milk drink for the most part. I mean it was good enough to make me have more then one obviously.

bmack86
12-03-2013, 09:39 PM
I want to pour another glass of bourbon and smirk in your general direction. Maybe I will.

guedita
12-03-2013, 09:41 PM
I agree even as I was making it, it sounded awful but it really wasn't. The Vanilla flavor from both the vodka and half and half out powered everything so it tasted like a vanilla flavored milk drink for the most part. I mean it was good enough to make me have more then one obviously.

It sounded awful? Were you following a recipe (written by a sorority girl)?

unit300021
12-03-2013, 09:41 PM
Are you rushing a sorority

No. Was more I was in the mood to have a drink so I just mixed a lot of different alcohols together. I tend to do this when I am drinking my parents stuff just to see what type of crazy combinations I can get. As expected most of them aren't all that good but this one was one of the better ones I mixed.

guedita
12-03-2013, 09:43 PM
Wow for a second there I really thought you might have been rushing a sorority -- thanks for clearing that up

unit300021
12-03-2013, 09:44 PM
I want to pour another glass of bourbon and smirk in your general direction. Maybe I will.

Please do. Also please feel free to recommend any bourbon that you like. I love Scotch and most Whiskeys but the only bourbon I can tolerate that I have tried is Makers Mark and I would love to expand my bourbon taste.

unit300021
12-03-2013, 09:47 PM
Wow for a second there I really thought you might have been rushing a sorority -- thanks for clearing that up

I'm sorry I wasn't aware that mixing terrible sounding drinks was a requirement to join a sorority. Thank you for the heads up I had no idea I will make sure to never do it again and if I do to never mention it on here. Thanks!

bmack86
12-03-2013, 09:50 PM
Bourbon really requires you to burnish your palate a bit. It's a sweeter whiskey once you have the taste for it, but at first it has an unholy burn because it's younger than many of the more refined whiskeys on the market. John (MountMcCabe) first introduced me to a bourbon I loved with Blanton's before a Joanna Newsom show. It's not cheap, but it is a fantastic spirit with tons of flavor. The thing with bourbon, though, is that you can go cheap and still get a quality product. On the lower end of things, I really like Four Roses, who make some great budget-priced bourbons, Bulleit and Evan Williams. EW is kind of the mass-market bourbon, and they are a bit harsher, but they still retain the great sweet body that is essential to a Kentucky bourbon pour. If you're willing to splurge, I'd highly recommend hitting up Seven Grand in downtown LA sometime and sampling their expansive selection to determine what best fits your palate. I recall quite enjoying an Old Granddad 20 year bottle.

And it's not a bourbon technically, but I'm of the opinion that Early Times is one of the best bargains you can get in terms of whiskey. It retains much of the bourbon flavor despite being aged in secondary casks, and it is more smooth than many of the cheap to mid-priced bourbons you'll find.

thelastgreatman
12-03-2013, 09:54 PM
Mack, I'm legitimately curious--is there any subject matter you can just talk about kinda casually? Y'know, without sounding crazy pretentious?

Not that I don't like it, I'm just wondering.

bmack86
12-03-2013, 10:02 PM
Carrots? Maybe paper-grain?

I like to have a good grasp on anything I'm passionate about, and that stuff tends to have a good cross-section with the board.

miscorrections
12-05-2013, 03:43 PM
Happy Repeal Day! I had three beers at work to celebrate, and I'm climbing onboard the vodka train shortly. Choo choo!

bmack86
12-05-2013, 04:07 PM
I really want to pop open a growler and start a fire, but a cat jumped on my lap and fell asleep. What a jerk.

birdiearch
12-05-2013, 06:51 PM
I JUST kicked my hangover from last night.
Until tomorrow...... brewery and then an art walk.

bmack86
12-05-2013, 07:02 PM
Well I'm back thread, and in much better circumstances.

stinkbutt
12-06-2013, 06:50 PM
1 bourbon (county stout)
1 bomber
1 (other) beer

amyzzz
12-06-2013, 07:54 PM
oh whoops. here's the thread.

djbionik
12-06-2013, 10:44 PM
Good news: I found new drinking buddies!
Bad news: They were supposed to be study buddies.
Oops.

unit300021
12-06-2013, 11:30 PM
So I bought myself a double bastard, then my dad bought both of us one also, on top of the sierra nevada torpedo 6 pack, and another 22 oz stone porter I drank I am feeling fucking great

bmack86
12-07-2013, 12:13 AM
Well hey there, alcohol.

fatbastard
12-07-2013, 04:22 AM
Drinking is bad for you.

thelastgreatman
12-07-2013, 04:40 AM
Good news: I found new drinking buddies!
Bad news: They were supposed to be study buddies.
Oops.

Your avatar REALLY looks like it's sucking a cock. Just sayin'.

djbionik
12-07-2013, 10:47 AM
meh, Edie Sedgewick listening to records and drinking, Edie sucking a cock... all the same.

Neighborhood Creep
12-07-2013, 11:41 AM
Already. Done

icedKeg
01-11-2014, 09:47 PM
hey, look baby they playin our song

MaxBlank
01-11-2014, 09:51 PM
drunk.

algunz
01-11-2014, 09:58 PM
Nope, but I'd like to be.

MaxBlank
01-11-2014, 10:03 PM
Watching cops drinkin a beer waiting on pad thai delivery. Classy.

sonnyboy11
01-11-2014, 10:29 PM
Nope, but I'd like to be.

I am drinkin for both us.

unit300021
01-11-2014, 11:13 PM
Went from sober to being drunk with the parents in like a span of 30 minutes. Fucking awesome.

algunz
01-12-2014, 06:55 AM
I am drinkin for both us.

:thu

Neighborhood Creep
04-22-2014, 02:07 PM
Checking in

roboto
04-22-2014, 03:40 PM
M.huffpost.com/us/entry/5185944 now we can eat it !

locachica73
04-24-2014, 08:46 PM
Cheers to thirsty Thursday. :)

Courtney
04-26-2014, 06:15 PM
Saturday sailing + cloudy weather + ALL THE WINE = hi thread.

marooko
04-26-2014, 09:03 PM
209-559-7727

Not officially drunk, but feeling pretty alright.

That's also not my phone number. Call it.

chairmenmeow47
07-17-2014, 07:45 PM
nothing like volunteering and drinking, hollaaaaa

bmack86
07-17-2014, 09:08 PM
I bought the Beer Camp 12er and got a bit too excited.

getbetter
07-17-2014, 09:18 PM
Ahhahahahahahha, fuck I'm waiting til Saturday to consume enough beer.

djbionik
07-17-2014, 11:33 PM
Cheers!

Made it home safe after working beer tents and the invites to drinks after. What can I say... Thanks, lady lumps!

Pixiessp
07-18-2014, 12:37 AM
Ahhahahahahahha, fuck I'm waiting til Saturday to consume enough beer.

I think we will all want a detailed account of EVERY beer you and Cara try. Please and thank you.

unit300021
07-19-2014, 08:50 PM
I've had a few really shitty days in a row so why the fuck not...

stinkbutt
07-19-2014, 09:16 PM
Wheeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Neighborhood Creep
07-20-2014, 07:28 AM
Haha.

locachica73
07-20-2014, 12:21 PM
I love mimosas.

unit300021
08-10-2014, 10:13 PM
Been drinking since about noon today. Yeeeeeee my going away BBQ was a successes. Someones puke on the floor (which he will clean up) and about 3 other people passed out already must say it was a good day. I just want to keep on going and no one else with me booooooo.

HunterGather
08-10-2014, 10:19 PM
Why is it that sometimes I drink on a night I don't have to work the next day, the beer does nothing for me.
But when I drink on a work night, I get the happy buzz and want the night to be longer to drink more.

It's like my body is saying 'fuck you, this happy juice will only work when you have shit to do'.

Packer
08-10-2014, 10:49 PM
I drank and then I did blow and now I feel sober so now I'm drinking more and watching much ado about nothing.

djbionik
08-11-2014, 10:33 AM
Day off, house sitting, and looky looky who left some champagne and wine.

unit300021
08-24-2014, 12:16 AM
First time being drunk in a new city, especially The City and Ok I dig blah blah blah yeeeeeee!

insbordnat
08-24-2014, 05:51 AM
I'm sure you slept through the quake then

unit300021
08-24-2014, 11:40 PM
I'm sure you slept through the quake then

I did, but even if I wasn't I sleep through them all the time as I am a really deep sleeper so I still probably would have slept through it.

unit300021
08-29-2014, 11:24 PM
Celebration night so I am drunk again in the city. I am loving living in San Francisco so far. I dig it!

Drewski27
08-30-2014, 12:15 AM
hooray for double gin and tonics!

locachica73
08-31-2014, 09:06 PM
I want to buy a house big enough for a pool table, then I won't get sucked into playing darts. I suck at darts.