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gmoneyak
07-29-2011, 11:52 PM
I just broke up with my gf of 1 year, im fucking drinking now..

obzen
07-29-2011, 11:54 PM
Somewhere past the midpoint of twelver of Newcastle..

"...you and your cronies..."

Mr. Dylanja
07-30-2011, 12:04 AM
I just broke up with my gf of 1 year, im fucking drinking now..

Whatever happened to the one that moved to Phoenix? Hook it up, brah.

gmoneyak
07-30-2011, 12:09 AM
She's still there, still single as far as i know..

Kyliediscope
07-30-2011, 12:18 AM
I want to drink all the beer in the world.

Mr. Dylanja
07-30-2011, 12:41 AM
She's still there, still single as far as i know..

Then help me out with the second sentence, dude.


I'm totally half kidding.







Getting there...

obzen
07-30-2011, 12:43 AM
Precarious situations, I jock.




hahahahahaha,,,

Neighborhood Creep
07-30-2011, 12:52 AM
I'm fucked. 11 more days til SF. For real though, tore up right now

obzen
07-30-2011, 12:54 AM
EEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFF YYYYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!1!


a-SfiiSoGc0

frizzlefry
07-30-2011, 01:57 AM
Not used to living in a city where I don't know half the bar when I walk in, can't really complain

frizzlefry
07-30-2011, 02:00 AM
I want to drink all the beer in the world.

A sig worthy quote

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-30-2011, 02:08 AM
Drank all three of these tonight. Definitely the Ivysaur was the best.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2vm7brl.png
http://i54.tinypic.com/1j9k7r.png

Mr. Dylanja
07-30-2011, 02:14 AM
The Ivysaur is a drinK? GTFO

TallGuyCM
07-30-2011, 03:28 AM
The Ivysaur is a drinK? GTFO

LOL.

Also, checking in.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-30-2011, 10:02 AM
The Ivysaur is a drinK? GTFO

Yup. AND IT IS DELICIOUS

frizzlefry
07-31-2011, 03:04 AM
I have a feeling that the new location I find myself in will lure me into this thread quite often

nathanfairchild
08-18-2011, 09:16 PM
first time drunk in a long time. had a bottle of wine and a six pack.

obzen
08-19-2011, 08:56 PM
Let's pound.

RedHotSgtPeppers
08-19-2011, 08:59 PM
Took shots based on the Legendary Birds from Pokemon.

Then currently drinking sweet tea vodka and lemonade. Drunk drunk drunk.

malcolmjamalawesome
08-19-2011, 09:19 PM
Currently getting drunk in the LAX Chili's.

RedHotSgtPeppers
08-19-2011, 09:21 PM
Currently getting drunk in the LAX Chili's.

You sir, are legendary. I always wanted to get drunk in public and yell at people.

fikus222
08-19-2011, 09:30 PM
Today, we went to the Takara Sake brewery in Berkeley (http://www.takarasake.com/) for a tasting. We had a yelp deal that for $16 got us each a tasting of 7 different Sakes, a 750ml bottle of Sake and 2 cedar Sake boxes. Very cool.


Then currently drinking sweet tea vodka and lemonade. Drunk drunk drunk.

Yum, that's sounds good. Is it from Firefly?


Currently getting drunk in the LAX Chili's.

I recommend getting Chili's double bloody marys, they are great. They're huge and come come in a large challis like cup.

malcolmjamalawesome
08-19-2011, 09:41 PM
You sir, are legendary. I always wanted to get drunk in public and yell at people.

I'm not yelling at anyone

RedHotSgtPeppers
08-19-2011, 09:45 PM
Yum, that's sounds good. Is it from Firefly?

No, a friend of mine just mixed Sweet Caroline Sweet Tea Vodka and lemonade for me. What is Firefly?


I'm not yelling at anyone

I figured. But I just always wanted to get drunk in public and yell at people. I don't know why. Probably cause I'm drunk right now, and I just feel like yelling at people.

algunz
08-19-2011, 09:45 PM
It's fun to keep it quiet.

RedHotSgtPeppers
08-19-2011, 09:48 PM
A good friend of mine's wife decided to divorce him today cause she didn't want to give up smoking pot and partying, even though she is a 23 year old college graduate. So that's why I feel like yelling at people.

fikus222
08-19-2011, 09:50 PM
No, a friend of mine just mixed Sweet Caroline Sweet Tea Vodka and lemonade for me. What is Firefly?

Firefly (http://fireflyvodka.com/#!/home.cfm) is a brand of sweet tea vodka similar to the one you mentioned.


Firefly is distilled four times, infused with tea grown on a plantation five miles from the distillery and blended with real Louisiana sugar cane.

algunz
08-19-2011, 09:50 PM
Why the hell did they get married so young?

malcolmjamalawesome
08-19-2011, 09:52 PM
Bunch of pussies at Chili's.

OnlyNonStranger
08-19-2011, 09:53 PM
Why the hell did they get married so young?

this

Premium Roast
08-19-2011, 09:57 PM
Last time there was a giant line to get into the Fort Worth airport TGIF.

Westy
08-19-2011, 10:17 PM
A good friend of mine's wife decided to divorce him today cause she didn't want to give up smoking pot and partying, even though she is a 23 year old college graduate. So that's why I feel like yelling at people.

Oh shit man. That's sad. I guess they're young and can probably move on. Yell away!

malcolmjamalawesome
08-19-2011, 10:31 PM
Word overheard most in LAX Chili's: "litrally"

obzen
08-19-2011, 10:46 PM
What do you do after throwing some back?









Blaze.

Westy
08-19-2011, 11:04 PM
Yup. I've got to be careful though. Falling asleep is a problem. I tipped the bong on the wife a couple of weeks back.

miscorrections
08-20-2011, 02:03 AM
A good friend of mine's wife decided to divorce him today cause she didn't want to give up smoking pot and partying, even though she is a 23 year old college graduate. So that's why I feel like yelling at people.

Erm. "Even though?" Because as a 23 year old college graduate (engineering!) full of silliness and retardation long term plans are a terrible idea regardless of your dumb brain's mitigating factors. You could've just said "AS A YOUNG PERSON SHE HAD BETTER IDEAS" and it would be just as true.

nathanfairchild
08-21-2011, 12:03 AM
well, over the past 5 or so hours i've consumed an entire bottle of vodka.

RedHotSgtPeppers
08-21-2011, 12:11 AM
well, over the past 5 or so hours i've consumed an entire bottle of vodka.

*clicks like*

meowlouder
08-21-2011, 03:31 AM
well, over the past 5 or so hours i've consumed an entire bottle of vodka.

So how did that end up for you?

RedHotSgtPeppers
08-22-2011, 11:37 PM
Gin and Jager. Perfect mix. Probably not the smartest thing to do during the second day of school. Fuck it.

RedHotSgtPeppers
09-13-2011, 09:23 PM
You may be thinking: "RedHot, why are you drinking Michelob?" To which I reply: "FUCKING LIME CACTUS."

http://i53.tinypic.com/21ln2q9.jpg

algunz
09-13-2011, 09:28 PM
Still sucks.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
09-13-2011, 10:38 PM
tequila does not make the pain go away.....

obzen
09-23-2011, 08:59 PM
THE CRUSHING

algunz
09-23-2011, 09:01 PM
blows

obzen
09-23-2011, 09:02 PM
= P'

Westy
09-23-2011, 10:39 PM
I fucking love drinking.

Still-ill
09-23-2011, 11:45 PM
Yeeeeeeeeee

obzen
09-23-2011, 11:50 PM
Yeeeeeeeeee

"Like."

rjadams90
09-30-2011, 01:52 AM
yo yo you!!!

Check out Arziki Flowz and Isaiah Navarro!!!

Swagggggg. ofwgkta fuck a donkkey mellowhype shittt. lammma fucking shit OF 666.

ballroomdancer22
09-30-2011, 08:14 AM
yo yo you!!!

Check out Arziki Flowz and Isaiah Navarro!!!

Swagggggg. ofwgkta fuck a donkkey mellowhype shittt. lammma fucking shit OF 666.
Wow. Talk about hammered

obzen
10-08-2011, 08:36 PM
"Some do the Olympics - and some defy the titans...

















ice cream."

bmack86
10-08-2011, 10:33 PM
I'm going out in a coonskin cap, leather jacket and steel toed boots. Alcohol may be involved.

fikus222
10-09-2011, 12:22 AM
^I should hope so.

I'm giving the sweet tea vodka, Firefly, a try and I likes.

frizzlefry
10-10-2011, 02:30 AM
Not drunk enough

MissingPerson
10-15-2011, 07:48 PM
QUEEN ARE AMAZING.

MissingPerson
10-28-2011, 05:58 PM
Tonight, a minor Irish celebrity told me all about how he's in big gay love with a friend of his. I feel that if he were less famous, I would have stayed to look after him, but I didn't want to be the creepy leechy hangers-on type - in retrospect, however, he was absolutely bollocksed drunk, and I feel bad for leaving him on his own.

obzen
10-28-2011, 06:06 PM
9QdY4gfR7iY

Neighborhood Creep
11-06-2011, 08:24 AM
stopped drinking 3 hours ago, just woke up basically shaking and wide awake cause I drank so many vodka redbulls. shits wild

FEELS
11-06-2011, 08:51 AM
I was just feeling today like I drink way too much for barely turning 19. Mostly beer, but still..

ThatGirl
11-06-2011, 04:38 PM
I'm on pour number 4 of Yellow Label Pinot Noir. I tried to wait until 5 MST to pour a drink but we were hanging some pictures in the living room, taking measurements and seeing if the pictures were level, arguing about what looked right, and it took all the strength I had not to run into the street screaming.

icedKeg
11-09-2011, 12:57 AM
when im drunk i want to post all over this shit.

Neighborhood Creep
11-09-2011, 01:17 AM
Glad this was at the top. i just got done with darts and am pretty drunk. tons of fun but no one else is awayke so I have to go to bed, shits lame

boarderwoozel3
11-21-2011, 12:12 AM
Had no recollection of posting last night until doing some lurking this morning... whoops.

Westy
11-25-2011, 10:30 PM
Sooooo, who's been on a bender since Wednesday?

MissingPerson
11-25-2011, 10:31 PM
His poor bender must be worn out, who ever he is.

Westy
11-25-2011, 10:42 PM
I'm too drunk for a decent comeback.

fatbastard
12-04-2011, 12:12 AM
Terranea.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .....................................vlaVK KEYS.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................RYURYURYJFBN NBGFTRYIULHJMGYLM,

Neighborhood Creep
12-04-2011, 12:16 AM
Terranea.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .....................................vlaVK KEYS.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................RYURYURYJFBN NBGFTRYIULHJMGYLM,

YEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

captncrzy
12-17-2011, 09:16 PM
I just drank a whole bottle of red wine. Tomorrow's excrement will resemble ... I don't even know. What else but purplish poop LOOKS like purplish poop?

Grant
12-17-2011, 09:27 PM
why did i come here

ballroomdancer22
12-17-2011, 09:42 PM
Beer no.2 in the works...expect a post in the vain of fatbastard's above later tonight.

RedHotSgtPeppers
12-17-2011, 10:29 PM
1.5 liter of wine. Hell fucking yes. Bring it.

ballroomdancer22
12-18-2011, 12:33 AM
Woo fucking yay. More to come.

fatbastard
12-18-2011, 12:35 AM
I'm feeling good. I'm full of wine, steak, and apple cobbler.

Courtney
12-18-2011, 12:46 AM
How is coquito so vastly superior to eggnog?

Neighborhood Creep
12-18-2011, 01:07 AM
Superior WI

fuckkkec up

Neighborhood Creep
12-18-2011, 07:44 AM
At least a dozen vodka Red Bulls and half a dozen Bells Two Hearted Ales in me. I just woke up and am feeling like a million bucks

ballroomdancer22
12-18-2011, 12:14 PM
Fuck off. Ugh. What the fuck is wrong with you posting at 7 in the morning?

Neighborhood Creep
12-18-2011, 03:36 PM
Fuck off. Ugh. What the fuck is wrong with you posting at 7 in the morning?

Nothing is wrong. Guess who has a Sunday Funday and is super drunk again right now?

Premium Roast
12-18-2011, 04:00 PM
been drunk the last three or four nights, woke up with a hangover this morning and vowed not to drink. On my first G&T.

Excuses: It's the holidays!, the Chargers are playing, damn this tastes good, etc.

VigoTheCarpathian
12-18-2011, 04:07 PM
Im inspired now. Bottoms up!

LyUIJIdwEuA

fatbastard
12-27-2011, 11:00 PM
Drunk and full. I need to cn el my gair appoinymenyt and go and frcorate a float tomorrow night.

algunz
12-27-2011, 11:02 PM
You're gonna be in Pasadena?

We were thinking of going to see the floats again this year but are still undecided.

fatbastard
12-27-2011, 11:05 PM
Come pme over bus nz. I, decoraatinbg the lutheran floaft

algunz
12-27-2011, 11:10 PM
According to your typing you'll be decorating the toilet bowl.

ballroomdancer22
12-28-2011, 12:00 AM
Yay alcohol

Pixiessp
12-28-2011, 12:02 AM
According to your typing you'll be decorating the toilet bowl.

The visual is not tantalizing.

Timestretch
12-28-2011, 01:34 AM
i won a bucnh of 44 lik nothing on lcr fun time s cant' reald any other post xsrimast suks wiflajkldkjl this thosuldl be eistiilseks her name si s vieronic aaaaa....

Neighborhood Creep
12-28-2011, 05:42 AM
lulz

marooko
12-28-2011, 07:14 AM
How is coquito so vastly superior to eggnog?

My mom sends me some every year. I freaking love it.

RedHotSgtPeppers
12-28-2011, 07:14 AM
You all are a bunch of alchies. lol

marooko
12-28-2011, 07:18 AM
I am. I had a glass of coquito last night, just for a fix.

RedHotSgtPeppers
12-28-2011, 07:44 AM
I got drunk last night and managed to get 1st place in Halo Reach on Xbox Live. I got waaaaaay more excited about it than I should have, but I feel like it's a Life Achievement to win at least 1 game of Halo on Live.

samiksha
12-28-2011, 09:13 AM
You guys don't pick fights or anything in here? This is boring

Neighborhood Creep
01-01-2012, 10:22 AM
Just got home right now. I ate a chicken tender melt and started to get tired although I was drinking vodka redbulls for the last 14 hours. There's still a lot of people out from last night. Most bars didn't close. Lots of idiots fighting and being foolish. COME PICK ME UP

fikus222
01-01-2012, 12:13 PM
Still going strong. In honor of the sunshine, have switched to bloody marys, with a side of jaeger, of course.

fatbastard
01-01-2012, 06:03 PM
I woke up an hour ago. My head hurts.

Timestretch
01-03-2012, 02:16 AM
chgn druk with ripping ballzz n captin ok43w
wby put all planets in tubes
GCkL9pUFZU4

nyarlathotoats
01-04-2012, 03:54 AM
No, I was drunk, some dumb bitches fucked it up....God I hate this rez so much....

VigoTheCarpathian
01-04-2012, 04:04 AM
Crack heads goto bed

ballroomdancer22
01-04-2012, 08:13 AM
I'm wondering if any of you who have posted on this thread after New Year's Day entertained the notion of "cutting back" on drinking as your resolution.

nyarlathotoats
01-04-2012, 08:16 AM
I'm wondering if any of you who have posted on this thread after New Year's Day entertained the notion of "cutting back" on drinking as your resolution.

I'm not gonna lie...I did. I woke up this morning wondering if I can really do it...I already went out and came home the past two nights around 4 in the morning...fml

ballroomdancer22
01-04-2012, 08:19 AM
Ouch. Get on it bitch.

nyarlathotoats
01-04-2012, 08:21 AM
No shit right?

Mugwog
01-05-2012, 11:49 PM
Totally wanted to post in this thread earlier (around 130PM) but was too tipsy to even care browsing past the first 5 threads in Misc.

Thanks for bumping it

fikus222
01-20-2012, 09:48 PM
YAY, there's nothing more rewarding than providing therapy for your ex in 'exchange' for her providing therapy for yourself!! Talk about fulfilling!!!

Goddamnit, needs more jaeger and slow hands and xenia beliayeva.

Edit:

Or should i get my shit together, brave the wind and rain rife a bus n bart then walk to mighty for a hose music night going solo. taxi home though $$, drink too

noway man my phones dead and i have a play date tomorrow...lost cities and such

RedHotSgtPeppers
01-20-2012, 09:51 PM
I discovered exactly what half a liter of Jack Daniels does to me: It makes me lose my memory and it cock-slaps me in the face with the worst hangover I've ever had. Not doing that again. Sneaky, sneaky whiskey...

JustSteve
01-20-2012, 10:01 PM
did that and then some saturday night at the hotel during coachella 2004. sunday was the day it went to 114 degrees or so on the polo fields. that day was rough, not to mention the drive home that night.

fikus222
01-20-2012, 11:39 PM
Music has kepy me up.

Thank god for continuous mixes both dj and otherwise.

cheers to each and ebery one

endeaovor to

ef all us manskind i

try

burgers and fries

trooth be told id rather have a cream cheese dog

gawd im iss the northwest.

do we ever lose more than we are willing to give up.

atruism comes with a price, retroactive bills need not apply.

rjadams90
01-21-2012, 12:23 AM
Drunk
Fuck a donkeys dick
Swagafornia
Swagtasisa
The united states if swagia
Swan dive
Afterthought
Logic
Pandamonium
Chester the kat

rjadams90
01-28-2012, 01:26 AM
del taco saves lives

MistaGlitch
01-28-2012, 09:50 PM
hi.
sigur ros is good for nausea.

nyarlathotoats
02-12-2012, 12:47 AM
We getting last call....at 130?!
Oh well, I'm a little buzzed... Anyone?

Robin
02-12-2012, 12:52 AM
How the hell have I never seen this thread?
Just got back to my hotel from the bar. Busted out the growler I have in the fridge.

fikus222
02-14-2012, 08:28 PM
Not that it matters all that much, tonight is the first VDay ive spent alone in 5 years and today at work, my manager prevented me from seeing Tony Bennet sing "I left my heart in San Francisco," which was the song's 50th Anniversay. blarg!

Robin
02-16-2012, 10:31 PM
Sometimes.... when I get to a certain point of drunkness, I like to clean.
It's my last night in this hotel that I've been staying at for the past 4 weeks.
Would it be bad that I bothered room service for dishwashing detergent at 12:30am?

Hysteria
02-17-2012, 01:15 AM
Definitely not drunk, but feelin' a pretty sweet buzz. Only reason I'm home so damn early is cuz most of my friends gotta work the morning shift today. Those responsible bastards.

Tips on what to watch on netflix when feeling slightly inebriated this time of night??

icedKeg
02-18-2012, 04:44 AM
i'm in the grey area between unofficially and officially drunk

Neighborhood Creep
02-18-2012, 08:47 AM
First beer of the day. Brew fest in 5 hours. Looking forward to not remembering today

lehorne
02-18-2012, 09:03 AM
No drinking Monday-Thursday nights, so last night was like Christmas. Lots of Gordons & Tonic and music, watched some sci-fi porno ('Sex Trek I - The Next Penetration'). It was a nice, pleasant evening.

As for today, coffee and thoughts of 'Roundabout' forced me to the shitter and it wasn't pretty.

RedHotSgtPeppers
02-21-2012, 06:20 PM
So, tonight, I am going to attempt to answer the question "Can Logan (that's me) write three papers while not sober?"

I hope the answer is yes. But lulz will ensue if the answer is no. Either way, I win.

RedHotSgtPeppers
02-21-2012, 08:03 PM
This answer is yes. Time for moar booze.

Robin
02-23-2012, 10:39 AM
I really didn't think I got that drunk last night until I rummaged through some messages...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/MissWhite/Misc/photo.png

nyarlathotoats
03-03-2012, 10:07 PM
Round 2, and my headache went away. Thank you alcohol!

the walrus
03-04-2012, 12:50 AM
im drunk... fuck you! i love you

nyarlathotoats
03-18-2012, 07:47 PM
So I've been staying with my cousin in phx, had a lackluster st. Patty's day, and yeah....been drinking all weekend.

Mr. Dylanja
03-18-2012, 07:55 PM
Oh, hai dare :D

guedita
03-24-2012, 10:51 AM
I took a giant swig of what I thought was water this morning but what was actually a left over gin & tonic from last night. I'm at work now. I don't feel great.

obzen
03-26-2012, 09:44 AM
I have to go in and pay union dues on my day off, but first... a couple pints of NewCastle. I guess that wouldn't necessarily constitute me drunk -- but wtf.

Mugwog
03-26-2012, 09:46 AM
Let the union know you prioritize!

obzen
03-26-2012, 09:48 AM
hahahaha -- with beer breath!

Douchey.McDouche.Douche.
03-31-2012, 04:11 AM
i am fucking drunk yet i'm surprised at how well i type.. just seen two off my friends fightt eacheother, fucking dumb asses.

fatbastard
03-31-2012, 05:38 AM
Your name is either very complimentary or insulting. Carry on.

kitt kat
04-01-2012, 12:12 AM
FUCK ALL Y'ALL.

algunz
04-01-2012, 12:14 AM
I thought you left, bitch. Glad to see you back.

Mugwog
04-01-2012, 02:19 AM
FUCK ALL Y'ALL.

get some cock?

if so?

nice.

cheers to the inebriated

TallGuyCM
04-01-2012, 04:40 AM
heyyyyy

lehorne
04-01-2012, 04:38 PM
drinkers unite

and urine alot. Will be here later I'm sure.

fatbastard
04-01-2012, 10:17 PM
Just closede the luggage room. Drank a few flights ar whole foods to find the right wine for dinner.

rasooli
04-05-2012, 01:52 AM
DRUNK

caeden
04-06-2012, 12:43 AM
got home a little bit ago. it was opening day. and i've been drinking since 12:30p central. now i'm going to pass out. you really don't want to know how long it's taken me to write this

Sleepingrock
04-06-2012, 01:56 AM
Howdy, cowboys!

cooperb1
04-06-2012, 02:06 AM
erp! eata! eep! :::::::::::crash!::::;

alyssaf12
04-06-2012, 02:21 AM
rawr

cansei de ser sexme
04-06-2012, 03:37 AM
holla

obzen
04-22-2012, 02:54 PM
In case you're wondering, I'm drunk, and feeling bad about myself. I can only hope Coachella 2013 is worth buying presale tickets for, in advance --in order to make things right & stuff (probably not though)..




fml.

VigoTheCarpathian
04-22-2012, 03:44 PM
OBZEN! Bottoms up! It will be here soon enough and modest mouse and the knife and joanna newsom are playing.

Lakers ftw

obzen
04-22-2012, 04:13 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U

VigoTheCarpathian
04-22-2012, 04:29 PM
You should have seen it. Chicks everywhere. I had so much fun. Met a great girl from Austen. Met a great girl from England. Did every drug. That was about the best hip hop show you're ever gana see. I feel so refreshed.

obzen
04-22-2012, 04:34 PM
I fucking hate your guts for even putting in the effort to put up that chicken-shit post.










But you probably jock that, so wtf...

jimmycrackcorn
04-22-2012, 04:42 PM
Drunk.... it's daytime... I'm gonna be hungover before I even go to sleep... 1,000,000 degrees

guedita
04-26-2012, 02:20 AM
I ENVISION VOMITING SOMEWHERE SOON AND ITS PROBLY ON MYSELF

greghead
04-26-2012, 02:24 AM
Always a classy dame.

Originalbob
04-27-2012, 12:44 AM
I think I could still drive decently too!

Highly Refined Pirate
04-27-2012, 03:18 AM
Damn im fucked up

Mugwog
04-27-2012, 04:20 AM
http://brundleflyonthewall.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/johnny-damon.jpg

daxton
05-05-2012, 09:04 PM
You guys, it took me so long to find this thread. All my Cinco friends hoed out and went to bed. I just wanted to give a tipsy shout out to everyone. It's been so long since visited this place. I need to catch up soon.

heyeric
05-05-2012, 09:07 PM
FGdXycZ3zsk

Mugwog
05-06-2012, 12:21 AM
kcrw is breaking out the beastie tributes

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

RedHotSgtPeppers
05-06-2012, 12:38 AM
Almost got killed tonight at a graduation party (kind of).

Don't fuck with an angry alcoholic black dude.

guedita
05-08-2012, 04:52 PM
HAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMERED

frizzlefry
05-12-2012, 02:20 AM
Yuppers, a little annoyed that my dad fell off the wagon but should I be if I drink now and then?

marisol84
05-12-2012, 04:03 AM
OFFFICIAL thread im drunk:spam

marisol84
05-12-2012, 04:05 AM
http://youtu.be/xzdTWJQOPOI

quote te me on everything *****...
swa swa swag
woo woo
...bitch mmm shit damn

marisol84
05-12-2012, 04:06 AM
http://youtu.be/xzdTWJQOPOI

quote me on everything *****...
swa swa swag
woo woo
...bitch mmm shit damn
made me pot twice.
aye!

stellarpoet22
05-12-2012, 04:10 AM
so drunk i posted under my girlfriend account^^^^^^^^^^

Neighborhood Creep
05-12-2012, 05:57 AM
I was wondering who made an account just to post Lol' B in the drunk thread.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-12-2012, 09:45 PM
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

malcolmjamalawesome
05-12-2012, 09:46 PM
HAVE YOUR FRUBS SNIT YIUR RECORDS AND TEN CHANNGE YIUT NUMBER

GolfWang
05-12-2012, 09:48 PM
thread needs more Lil B. I can't believe it's not butter, I'm Fabio.

and Wild Turkey is delicious.

Geno_g
05-12-2012, 11:18 PM
"Drinking beers in the hot sun..."

RedHotSgtPeppers
05-12-2012, 11:41 PM
Hellllllllooooooooo

heyeric
05-13-2012, 02:33 AM
im here

fatbastard
05-24-2012, 10:17 PM
It always feel weird walking drunk out of a market.

nyarlathotoats
05-25-2012, 08:05 PM
Leaning on some 40's....steel reserve.
I'm not ashamed...just a little buzzed.

Westy
05-26-2012, 04:27 PM
Guinness.

obzen
05-26-2012, 09:01 PM
woogity boogity, tricks!










woogity boogity.

TomAz
05-26-2012, 10:56 PM
THE DREAM OF THE 90s ALIVE IN PORTLAND

GolfWang
05-26-2012, 11:19 PM
THE DREAM OF THE 90s ALIVE IN PORTLAND

I gave up clowning years ago.

RedHotSgtPeppers
05-26-2012, 11:26 PM
I gave up clowning years ago.

But don't you see? In Portland, you don't have to!

fatbastard
05-27-2012, 03:39 AM
rfra fra fra fra fra fra le la

frizzlefry
05-27-2012, 05:09 AM
Well I'm peepin and I'm creeping and I'm drinkin'

algunz
05-27-2012, 09:33 AM
3 Mimosas in

Good Morning!

RedHotSgtPeppers
05-27-2012, 01:16 PM
3 Mimosas in

Good Morning!

alchie

bmack86
06-01-2012, 01:25 AM
Today was a long, strenuous day of bar study. I finished it with a swiftly consumed bottle of wine.

Originalbob
06-01-2012, 01:34 AM
pictures or it didn't happen

Kudos on the hard work despite my ass-hatery!

Currently on my 4th drink. Maybe I'll meet you half way

gillster17
06-01-2012, 02:17 AM
heyyyyyyy yoooooooo

malcolmjamalawesome
06-06-2012, 07:33 PM
THESE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS YOU'VE BOUND AROUND MY HEART




























COMPLETE ME

algunz
06-06-2012, 07:42 PM
I've had a perfect buzz aaaaallllllll day. Gonna go to sleep early. :p

getbetter
06-06-2012, 07:54 PM
Off what? I am getting there.

algunz
06-06-2012, 07:59 PM
I started with Black Velvets, moved on to a couple Negra Modelos, and have graduated to a Matanzas Merlot.

RedHotSgtPeppers
06-07-2012, 10:03 AM
I'm currently playing a game with myself. It's called "Try Not to Throw Up at Work." So far, I'm winning, but that doesn't mean a whole lot.

nyarlathotoats
06-07-2012, 10:45 AM
Come on Sgt. you can do it!

RedHotSgtPeppers
06-07-2012, 03:46 PM
7.5 hours into my shift, still no throwing up. I'm so fucking close to hurling though. Working hungover sucks.

lehorne
06-08-2012, 07:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iB3t7OhOTU

nyarlathotoats
06-08-2012, 10:02 PM
Stir it up....little darling, stir it up!

GolfWang
06-08-2012, 10:18 PM
cheap whiskey and peach lemonade. watching radiohead on the bonnaroo webcast. yep.

nyarlathotoats
06-09-2012, 09:33 PM
Round 2, electric boogaloo!

Grandma
06-09-2012, 09:35 PM
Limon Jaritos and vodka

ThatGirl
06-09-2012, 09:40 PM
Heineken and Red Wine.

Grandma
06-09-2012, 09:42 PM
Limon Jaritos and vodka


Well this was a shitty idea

Miroir Noir
06-09-2012, 09:44 PM
Holy shit anything + lemonade sneaks up on you. At least I was able to successfully man the grill tonight.

phonographer
06-10-2012, 02:30 AM
I need to take a massive piss.

OnlyNonStranger
06-13-2012, 10:33 PM
I drank enough rye tonight to kill Don Draper.

nyarlathotoats
06-16-2012, 03:02 AM
Ugh, I'm so alone...lol. jk....but not really. Night bitches.

Robin
06-19-2012, 08:33 PM
Trying so hard not to reply to posts in the Dating thread while under the influence.

Trying...
So Hard....

....

Starraven
06-19-2012, 08:55 PM
Doooo eeet

I'm bored

Robin
06-19-2012, 09:00 PM
Doooo eeet

I'm bored
Lol. JustSteve posted what I wanted to say... but in a nicer way and in less words.

nyarlathotoats
06-29-2012, 10:50 PM
YOLO!

locachica73
06-30-2012, 02:03 AM
I am drunk and realizing I don't have any more drunk dial friends. Don't ever lose your drunk dial friends.

SepaGroove
06-30-2012, 04:39 PM
I was marinating by the pool for a few hours and now feeling pretty sauced. fuck.

marooko
06-30-2012, 04:48 PM
Want my numner, Loca? HA! Why are so many drinking this afternoon? i like it. Oh wait, I thought that was POM. It;'s am. HAHAHA!

lehorne
06-30-2012, 04:52 PM
Sincerest congratulations to all.

I've only had two $2 pints of coors light from the mexican place by the beach and one gin, but thinking about later walking to my local italian restaurant and ordering a bottle of Chianti with the meal. Going to read outside first on the porch. It was a glorious day wasn't it? And it'll be a glorious evening.

obzen
06-30-2012, 11:51 PM
YES TRICKS

locachica73
07-01-2012, 08:43 AM
Want my numner, Loca? HA! Why are so many drinking this afternoon? i like it. Oh wait, I thought that was POM. It;'s am. HAHAHA!

Lol, depends on how mad your wife would get when your phone rang at 1 am. I use to have single friends who I knew were up late so it was never a problem to call when I got home from the bar and wanted to chat. Some of the best conversations I had, until I passed out at least. :)

H_is_O
07-01-2012, 08:58 AM
ITS NOON... WASTED

H_is_O
07-01-2012, 08:59 AM
YES TRICKS

TRICK LOVE THE KIDS

H_is_O
07-01-2012, 09:00 AM
I was marinating by the pool for a few hours and now feeling pretty sauced. fuck.

BRO SAMEZIES

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-02-2012, 09:52 PM
Mario Kart up in this bitch!

Mugwog
07-02-2012, 10:12 PM
fuck your couch its tuesday tomorrow

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-02-2012, 10:43 PM
Fuck you I play Mario Kart when I want!

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-03-2012, 07:13 PM
Fuck, I guess I was really drunk last night. Jesus.

ThatGirl
07-03-2012, 07:42 PM
And still no Logan appearance on tinychat...

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-03-2012, 08:50 PM
And still no Logan appearance on tinychat...

Sorry... It would be difficult to play Mario Kart 64 and Tinychat at the same time.

nyarlathotoats
07-04-2012, 06:44 PM
Yay! I'm buzzing, and I have to work tomorrow. Who else is drinkng?

mmsk123
07-04-2012, 06:54 PM
I am nearly through a bottle of wine and can no longer meet friends for fireworks haha. Shit.

H_is_O
07-05-2012, 09:04 AM
WHOOPSIE GOLDBERG

Robin
07-05-2012, 10:07 AM
My hand and knee are looking better from when the sidewalk attacked me this past weekend.

SepaGroove
07-05-2012, 10:31 AM
My hand and knee are looking better from when the sidewalk attacked me this past weekend.

Sidewalk monsters gotch you huh? Gotta watch out for those little schemy bastards.

H_is_O
07-05-2012, 11:48 AM
DECIDED TO TAKE A STREET NAP YESTERDAY

Robin
07-05-2012, 01:07 PM
Sidewalk monsters gotch you huh? Gotta watch out for those little schemy bastards.

I know! Damn bitch came out of nowhere.

nyarlathotoats
07-06-2012, 11:02 PM
Drinking, but trying to pace myself. Wish me luck.....

DJ Sin
07-06-2012, 11:13 PM
not drunk, slightly buzzed. I had my first carbonated margarita tonight. List this under the category "Things only found in Santa Fe"

obzen
07-06-2012, 11:28 PM
I don't even know what to say, I'm pissed though -- in more ways than one.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-07-2012, 07:26 PM
Bachelor party. Drunk. Flaming Dr peppers are in my future.

nyarlathotoats
07-09-2012, 08:38 PM
Leanin' on a Monday night...

SoulDischarge
07-09-2012, 08:54 PM
Go post in the nude thread so I can know what you look like.

nyarlathotoats
07-09-2012, 09:33 PM
Go post in the nude thread so I can know what you look like.

Too soon....I still in some ways consider myself a noob.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-09-2012, 11:01 PM
Go post in the nude thread so I can know what you look like.

Patrick already knows what I look like. Dontcha, sweetie. ;) :pulse:pulse

Timestretch
07-10-2012, 01:58 AM
the great thing about drinking at home is its cheap and no dui. the shitty thing about drinking at home is when you break and spill shit...it's yoru shit

Salazaro44
07-14-2012, 01:11 AM
Long time lurker... Furst post. Streaming new Baroness. If your still drinking don't drive!!! Take a taxi!!! Cheaper than dui

nyarlathotoats
07-14-2012, 02:32 AM
"Some things I do for money, somethings I do for free!"---------
-----------------------------Karin from The Knife

SepaGroove
07-14-2012, 10:18 AM
Long time lurker... Furst post. Streaming new Baroness. If your still drinking don't drive!!! Take a taxi!!! Cheaper than dui

Interesting...

obzen
07-14-2012, 10:37 AM
If not the brown bag special, I'm considering dusting off the old flask with my name engraved which I got for being in a wedding a few years back and using it for an upcoming visit to Amoeba records, I just don't know what I want to put in it.

SepaGroove
07-14-2012, 11:30 AM
If not the brown bag special, I'm considering dusting off the old flask with my name engraved which I got for being in a wedding a few years back and using it for an upcoming visit to Amoeba records, I just don't know what I want to put in it.

Great idea. Every time I go to Amoeba I spend like an hour and a half in there so might as well drink.

obzen
07-14-2012, 11:48 AM
I used to live at Tower records.

Mugwog
07-14-2012, 12:36 PM
If not the brown bag special, I'm considering dusting off the old flask with my name engraved which I got for being in a wedding a few years back and using it for an upcoming visit to Amoeba records, I just don't know what I want to put in it.

Tequila

nyarlathotoats
07-16-2012, 07:37 PM
On a Monday; I'm waiting for the announcement....that's my story, and im sticking to it.

ThatGirl
07-16-2012, 07:41 PM
I went to the pub to celebrate the fact that Stampede was over. Nuff said.