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TallGuyCM
11-06-2010, 01:48 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

eskamo951
11-06-2010, 01:50 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

HIIIIIIIIIII

Kyliediscope
11-06-2010, 01:51 AM
I think this is the first time I've been in you. This is why I stick to one beer.

Kyliediscope
11-06-2010, 02:24 AM
Also, shit is boring drunk at 3:24. I want some entertainment.

thefrush
11-06-2010, 12:06 PM
I should have been king of this thread last night.

MissingPerson
11-06-2010, 06:01 PM
For some reason, tonight ended up in a conversation about the funniest Will Oldham related thing we could think of.

I said Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror -

NSdZ_yZP8bk

- which to be fair, is a good suggestion, IMHO.

But it simply wasn't true; the funniest Will Oldham related thing I can think of was actually this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/jill_valentine/bonnieprince.jpg

I just knew that there was no hope of ever being able to explain it, and I was ashamed.

I'm sorry, internet. I didn't mean to spurn you so.

SDsoldier7
11-07-2010, 01:58 AM
my friend from 4th grade is soooooo pissed at me for hollerin at his older sister


LOL!

TallGuyCM
11-07-2010, 01:01 AM
Gettin' there.

sbessiso
11-07-2010, 01:03 AM
I'm pretty much too drunk to function, yet here I am. So anything posted in the next few hours is excused, or not, I don't give a fuck. I have to work tomorrow which is going to be several layers of hell simultaneously, but hey, at least I'm not Tessa's level of drunken incoherence. Although I do have the desire to suck an obscene amount of anonymous cock, which most of you probably doesn't feel when you get wasted, which, all in all, I feel is your shortcoming, as jizz is quite soothing on your esophagus after a night of debauchery. At least I made out with some dude who invited me to a goat roast tomorrow night. Viva Logan Square.

I second this. Its also pretty great the other way around too

Stickjohn
11-07-2010, 05:12 AM
goat roast?

MissingPerson
11-16-2010, 05:58 PM
Turns out I'd been searching for the "Drubk thread".

thefrush
11-17-2010, 12:47 AM
I see I've foud the rifht place abotu an hour latet rhan i meant to. A nice bottle of mer,ot and a bottle of chilean cab tonight. goodbye. tasted good.

sbessiso
11-28-2010, 01:43 AM
Hi

its been awhile

FoxeyLady
11-28-2010, 09:44 AM
yuuuuup. still hammered.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
11-28-2010, 10:40 PM
sup thread.

Pixiessp
11-28-2010, 10:58 PM
Cheers!

kronz420
11-29-2010, 01:25 AM
I think this is the first time I've been in you. This is why I stick to one beer.

Best sig ever!

guedita
12-01-2010, 11:21 PM
Tonight I sang along to the lyrics of "Does He Love You" by Reba McEntire and Linda Davis (a song I picked on the jukebox) across the bar with a random older drunk stranger lady

boom
texas

digitaldragon03
12-12-2010, 01:39 AM
Hello.

Pixiessp
12-12-2010, 02:11 AM
YES!!

liquidsnake28
12-12-2010, 03:28 AM
There's too many minorites at my waterpark!!!

whynotsmile99
12-12-2010, 09:11 AM
such a beautiful day outside and i'm drinking a Four Loko for breakfast...

canexplain
12-12-2010, 09:13 AM
count me in

Westy
12-12-2010, 12:19 PM
No Four Loko, but I'm trying some Tilt (and a couple of Stellas). It's not to bad actually.

daxton
12-28-2010, 07:54 PM
Pints of Guinness accompanied by shots of Jameson and Bushmills. I'm a happy Irish girl tonight :)

CuervoPH
12-28-2010, 08:47 PM
Very nice! I'd marry Guinness if it was legal in PA (and if Guinness, in its pint form, was female). As it is, I'm sipping bourbon and trying to forget the miserable Flyers game I just stayed up to watch.

higgybaby23
12-28-2010, 08:52 PM
Discovered Modus Hoperandi tonight. Brewed in Durango, Co. Consumed in Galesburg, IL.

Geno_g
12-28-2010, 09:00 PM
Pints of Guinness accompanied by shots of Jameson and Bushmills. I'm a happy Irish girl tonight :)

This. I'm not Irish but when I drink these I turn Irish...

discobotica
01-01-2011, 01:27 AM
first official drunk post in 2011 bitches!!!!!!!!! I love all of you (especially: moomoo, mja, djandrews, aurgasm, mattpach, sbessiso, thecapsulettes, pc-2 violence, kingsblend420, and feather)!!!!!!!

M Sparks
01-01-2011, 03:34 AM
Amazingly not drunk. Did consume half a bottle of vodka along with a Jager shot and...something else that was handed to me.

Westy
01-01-2011, 03:37 AM
I'm about beer 20 right now. Just a few more to go.

HunterGather
01-01-2011, 07:44 AM
I passed out around 4 or 5am, a little after I came home. More so from sleepyness than the beer.
I have a few beers left in my fridge from the other day. I think I'ma down those now-ish.

miscorrections
01-09-2011, 01:47 AM
I um maybe fell into a tree tonight. A stranger recovered my shoe.

I have a problem.

getbetter
01-09-2011, 03:21 AM
Gravity is a bitch when ur drunk. It's a common problem.

GolfWang
01-09-2011, 03:05 PM
I don't even like football!

Might explain why I'm hammered at 4...

Eagles kicker is fuckin up yo

TallGuyCM
01-25-2011, 08:00 PM
Wasn't planning on drinking tonight, but with the ATP announcement, uh, REPORTING FOR DUTY.

obzen
01-28-2011, 01:22 PM
Starting early today.

daxton
01-28-2011, 01:26 PM
Jealous.

SDsoldier7
01-28-2011, 01:39 PM
u and me both, Whitney

daxton
01-28-2011, 01:41 PM
God, I don't think I'm getting drunk again for like weeks. Sucks.

SDsoldier7
01-28-2011, 08:03 PM
I don't like to get drunk anymore these days, I like a good buzz and just keepin it chill

daxton
01-28-2011, 08:05 PM
I don't like to get drunk anymore these days, I like a good buzz and just keepin it chill

For the most part this is what I like these days too. But every now and then I just need to get crazy.

concertgoer
01-28-2011, 08:26 PM
I am working on getting a little wine buzz going

superkindskunk
01-28-2011, 08:29 PM
I am working on some vodka shots. I am on #6

ramblinon
01-28-2011, 08:53 PM
I'm essentially on the back end of a slightly-functional one week bender (save a couple days in between)... snobby beer drunk night was last night, cheap-ass vodka is tonight (375 mL in the bag), keeping it classy and all. Unfortunately, my lighters are completely finished, I want to smoke a bowl, and I know better than to drive. On occasion it's nice to know that Circle K's are every-fucking-where around here...and on occasion it's nice to be in a state where you can get liquor at a gas station. :)

I'm getting it all in now..February is going to be an alcohol-free month for me. Bikini season is coming up soon, gotta drop the pounds, and making sure I can cut things off when I need to. But...I gotta overdo it while you can still justify it to yourself. :)

Anywho... I hope a night of tulips and blowjobs awaits you all. Cheers!

daxton
01-28-2011, 08:53 PM
I am working on some vodka shots. I am on #6

Are you taking shots by yourself?

superkindskunk
01-28-2011, 08:56 PM
nope with my hubby.

Devin the Dude
01-28-2011, 08:59 PM
Time to go there.

phonographer
01-28-2011, 09:05 PM
Last weekend I called a girl and told her I love her. I don't remember doing that and she couldn't understand me, but it turns out the first time I met her and made out I told her I love her. So either way I was screwed. Drinkin Stella, Corona, Peter's Brand and Sam Adam's atm.

ballroomdancer22
01-28-2011, 09:36 PM
^^^dumbshit

http://www.zezeran.com/assets/images/stockholm/DrunkDialing.jpg

ramblinon
01-28-2011, 09:51 PM
^^^ Agreed. You're throwing the L-bomb around too much if you're saying it and not remembering it.

Well that, or you can't handle your liquor. Come on now.

303dubbin
01-29-2011, 03:45 AM
the last message was so hard to type... fuck.

BeaverCat
01-30-2011, 12:41 AM
I'm drunk. Beers, vodka shots, tequila shots and dancing on tables. I want a teepee for coachela...and pancakes....buffalow wings too. Turtles are stupid.

heyeric
01-30-2011, 08:14 AM
...shouldn't have started on the anejo so early in the morning. here's to celebrating a friends 21st birthday and raging all weekend. CHEERS

Mr. Dylanja
02-17-2011, 09:59 PM
Fun fact, today at Fry's:

Heineken 12pk - $15.99
Heineken 18pk - $15.89


mauhaahahahh

Geno_g
02-17-2011, 10:03 PM
Yep, drunk I is...

OnlyNonStranger
02-17-2011, 11:37 PM
I'm checking in thanks to a Big Rock taster pack.

darkjustice
02-17-2011, 11:46 PM
big rock is awesome...I only get to hit that shit when I'm visiting my moms up in Canada.

thetello
02-18-2011, 12:24 AM
drink, drank, drunk. blue moon all night.

darkjustice
02-18-2011, 12:26 AM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the goat
02-18-2011, 12:30 AM
Sure.

TallGuyCM
02-18-2011, 12:37 AM
Gettin' derr.

discobotica
02-20-2011, 01:31 AM
Wasty Face McGoo

jimmycrackcorn
02-26-2011, 05:48 PM
"i want to disturb my neighbor,
'cause i'm feelin' so right;
i want to turn up my disco,
blow them to full watts tonight, eh!
in a rub-a-dub style, in a rub-a-dub style,
in a rub-a-dub style, in a rub-a-dub style..."

just kicked @$$ in poker three house tournaments straight! cashed out and heading home feeling nicer than is legal

Stickjohn
02-26-2011, 06:10 PM
you the man

fikus222
02-27-2011, 02:35 AM
Dinkie drinkie frunk drank I love nmy can beers

http://www.spendrups.se/upload/ProductDB/%C3%96l/murphys_irish_stout_detaljb.jpghttp://miasmaticreview.mu.nu/mt-static/belhavenscottish.jpeg

daxton
03-02-2011, 04:47 PM
Haven't been here in quite a while. Tonight's dinner? Whiskey & gingers. Dessert? More whiskey and some dark chocolate.

CuervoPH
03-02-2011, 04:50 PM
Sounds wonderful! I've had three straight really stressful workdays, so I plan on drunk posting in here at some point tonight. I have bourbon, and bourbon to wash it down with.

daxton
03-02-2011, 04:52 PM
Good for you. I've had a rough fucking day myself.

bartelby
03-04-2011, 10:14 PM
TITO'S!!!!!

happy and drunk...

eskamo951
03-04-2011, 11:10 PM
HI THREAD!!!!! I haven't visited you in a while!I still have like 4 shots of Sailor Jerry to kill tonight

thetello
03-04-2011, 11:16 PM
hello fellow drunks. i am glad to see you all again. i come here by the power of blue moon pitchers being $5 tonight. hooray $5 pitchers on friend's tabs. :lool

bmack86
03-04-2011, 11:34 PM
I visit my parents and I join this thread because there's nothing to do once they go to bed at 9 except drink.

eskamo951
03-04-2011, 11:45 PM
hello fellow drunks. i am glad to see you all again. i come here by the power of blue moon pitchers being $5 tonight. hooray $5 pitchers on friend's tabs. :lool

$5 pitchers? Damn...

bmack86
03-04-2011, 11:57 PM
OMG. The law and order guy just said, "The sluts loved it! You hear me! I'm the best you ever had!"

guedita
03-04-2011, 11:58 PM
I've seen that episode.

Pixiessp
03-05-2011, 12:01 AM
My favorite one is when Richard Thomas has syphilis and his brain turns into swiss cheese.

Hannahrain
03-05-2011, 12:03 AM
That's funny, my favorite episode of Iron Chef is the one where Bobby Flay's swiss cheese turns into Richard Thomas.

fikus222
03-05-2011, 05:14 AM
My brain hurts.

thetello
03-05-2011, 06:13 AM
$5 pitchers? Damn...

hell yea $5 pitchers... only thing that's no good about them is waking up the next morning.

MissingPerson
03-05-2011, 11:52 AM
Today was a day off, and yesterday was a payday. WooooooOOooooooooooooooooOOOOooooooooo!

You guys are all awesome. Not the shit ones, but the rest of you, the rest of you are awesome.

johnatx
03-05-2011, 11:58 AM
My brain hurts.


my brain is killing me, make it stop.

MissingPerson
03-05-2011, 11:59 AM
You know what's funny? Awesome people don't always know how awesome they are, and drunkenly telling them so at length won't convince them otherwise.

What's more fucked up is that I think I might find that very attractive. That's terrible. I mean, what the fuck does it say about me as a human if I find low self-esteem absolutely intoxicating?

MissingPerson
03-05-2011, 12:01 PM
I'm pretty profoundly bothered by that.

obzen
03-05-2011, 12:09 PM
Sicko.

getbetter
03-05-2011, 12:10 PM
There's nothing wrong with that.

Hannahrain
03-05-2011, 12:12 PM
You're the most disgusting person I know. You should probably get a hysterectomy.

MissingPerson
03-05-2011, 12:18 PM
I'm frightened that I'm doomed to being an enabler.

Good people aren't enough for me. I need good people crippled with self-doubt. That's appalling.

Hannahrain
03-05-2011, 12:20 PM
I bet you're really attracted to you right now.

MissingPerson
03-05-2011, 12:21 PM
Goddamn you to hell for trapping me in this misery loop.

MissingPerson
03-05-2011, 12:22 PM
You guys all better be in Tinychat later. I'm going shower the sin away.

Kyliediscope
03-05-2011, 12:25 PM
... that is why you like me.

MissingPerson
03-05-2011, 12:30 PM
That and lots of other stuff.

OutOfmYminD
03-07-2011, 12:42 AM
That and lots of other stuff.

You could look at it that way, or you could consider that you might find modesty attractive. Sublty awesome, awesomely attractive?

GolfWang
03-08-2011, 07:07 PM
How did I get so drunk so fast... smh.

http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/10/360659834/Futurama/bender%20swag.gif

Premium Roast
03-08-2011, 07:28 PM
listened to the Smuggler's Blues by Glen Frey video four times in a row = without being forced

:nono

fikus222
03-17-2011, 04:04 PM
http://www.ronjonsurfshop.com/assets/item/alternate/large/97800283003D-tan_gone_drinking_wooden_sign.jpg

Bud Luster
03-17-2011, 06:03 PM
Did you think I wouldn't celebrate red headed white boy day?

daxton
03-18-2011, 08:28 AM
Shit. I'm still drunk. It's almost noon. And apparently I smoked a cigarette last night. WTF.

Neighborhood Creep
03-18-2011, 09:11 AM
Went to the bar when I got done with work at 9am to give a few people rides home that are still going from last night.

Guess who got talked into drinking?

NicoDread
03-30-2011, 12:39 AM
fuck. i have a midterm at 8am

SDsoldier7
03-30-2011, 08:12 AM
fuck. i have a midterm at 8am

how did it go?

NicoDread
03-30-2011, 08:19 AM
great, actually. i was more prepared than i thought and got it done quickly. i'm probably gonna go home and sleep instead of my other classes though.

SDsoldier7
03-30-2011, 08:23 AM
thats dope. i love sleep and being prepared

cheers.

weeklymix
03-30-2011, 10:22 PM
Shut up.

bmack86
03-30-2011, 10:47 PM
Alcohol and I have been hanging out more than what is normally respectable recently. It's cool guys, I'm going to be a lawyer, so just trust it.

heyeric
03-31-2011, 08:44 AM
Let's drink to Cesar Chavez Day 2011!

miscorrections
03-31-2011, 10:14 AM
I think I'm still drunk. But also hungover. What is this I don't even.

Stickjohn
03-31-2011, 10:38 AM
Let's drink to Cesar Chavez Day 2011!

One of my experiences in college was a month long stay at UFW headquarters in La Paz.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXuJRXQbk5Lt-sVCS2kDQ4jIE-n8NLUmr8GSbWr88cLKQbHsNn

NachoCat
04-29-2011, 12:37 AM
Roomate thought i stole his toilet brush. 1- MY toilet is not clean. 2- that would literally be the last item in this entire house that i would steal. Turkey sub sub... gone. cherry licorice in the "hidden" snack drawer ... gone. once stole a roll of toilet paper. Toilet brush. Pants found that cleverly hidden behind the toilet. im going to give it a month and steal it for real this time. Soak a cork Dave.

Newro7ic
04-29-2011, 07:07 PM
Drinking wine and listening to music. Currently The Tragically Hip... I find myself wondering why I am listening to this.

concertgoer
04-29-2011, 07:19 PM
Wow you are listening to The Hip and you aren't even Canadian
I am impressed:)

Newro7ic
04-29-2011, 07:23 PM
Wow you are listening to The Hip and you aren't even Canadian
I am impressed:)

My Canadian friends would be quite proud, I'm sure. They can never find out. ;P

djbionik
04-30-2011, 12:26 AM
I hate it when you have friends over, and they leave without finishing their drinks. I feel obligated to drink them. So now I'm more drunk than I am high from having to drink 4 leftover whiskey gingers because I can't waste it, and it's (for me) sorta too early to go to bed. (I know, I go to bed way late. I work seasonal jobs and now I'm off, so what.) And looky what I find here when I try to look for a nice coachella pic... a thread about drunk coachella fans. well now I'm a little high, and a lot drunk. Not that ya'll care because I'm still a mystery to most of you fools anyway. ha!

GolfWang
05-11-2011, 11:40 PM
ugh. I got class tomorrow morning. I'm quite sauced. Do people still use that term?

HunterGather
05-11-2011, 11:42 PM
i'm getting there...

Mr. Dylanja
05-11-2011, 11:48 PM
You pretty soon...
http://toffsmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/model-falling-over.gif

Still-ill
05-11-2011, 11:52 PM
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaarh

Kyliediscope
05-11-2011, 11:57 PM
Bernard, you dick. Come chat.

ods..
05-12-2011, 09:20 PM
new york.... it's been real.

5JkBiP7rPt0

I love you, but you've brought me down.

chairmenmeow47
05-12-2011, 09:26 PM
<~~~ druunk

ods..
05-12-2011, 09:28 PM
same. and i'm out of beer. i need to sleep though. i have a flight at ten in the morning.

Geno_g
05-12-2011, 09:29 PM
Drunk off good beer...

Hope I get good sleep tonight, last time I drank and had work the next day, I had shitty sleep...

brematale111
05-15-2011, 08:14 PM
drunk off jack and IPA. why? because I can. Stay thirsty, my friends

boarderwoozel3
05-15-2011, 08:32 PM
Sunday funday.

brematale111
05-15-2011, 08:46 PM
word up amigo

RedHotSgtPeppers
05-15-2011, 09:07 PM
Got tipsy and watched Scott Pilgrim vs the World with the trivia track on. It was fucking awesome.

brematale111
05-15-2011, 09:09 PM
still have not seen that movie. is it worth my time to watch it?

RedHotSgtPeppers
05-15-2011, 09:16 PM
still have not seen that movie. is it worth my time to watch it?

If you love any or all of these:
A. the SP books
B. Seeing Michael Cera kicking ass
C. Movies with excellent soundtracks
D. Movies with lots of video game/music/nerdy references
E. Any of Edgar Wright's movies (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, etc) [This movie is not in that exact STYLE, per se, but you can see his hand in the directing]

then yes, it is worth your time. Personally, I loved it.

brematale111
05-15-2011, 09:25 PM
okay. just added it to my netflix queue. ill let you know how I like it, thanks

RedHotSgtPeppers
05-15-2011, 09:30 PM
Great. Glad I could help.
The trivia track is really fascinating on it, too.

heyeric
05-16-2011, 01:43 AM
woke up to tequila shots sunday morning around 8AM it's not 2AM monday morning.

is there any drink left?

SDsoldier7
05-17-2011, 02:16 PM
i wish i was drunk

locachica73
05-17-2011, 09:07 PM
I is drunk.

fikus222
05-20-2011, 01:52 AM
I'm drinking but not drunk, as of yet. Working on it. Celebrating a Birthday week. Hot tubbing is up next. Bubbles are dangerously good ;)

Edit:

The spa hasn't been heated and is around 65 degrees. What a crock!!! At least I survived hopping the neighbor style fence. Gotta decide what comes next. The balcony is our friend.

heyeric
05-23-2011, 07:27 PM
Oh hey, I'm back here again, so soon.

ods..
05-28-2011, 12:16 AM
I'm fucked up

Kyliediscope
05-28-2011, 01:41 AM
Between boobs is seriously such a fucking convenient way to hold beer.

Gribbz
05-30-2011, 10:47 PM
TfeszkelQG0

chiapet
06-01-2011, 04:05 PM
After DEMF on Saturday night, my sister-in-law surveys my cooler and creates a drink: equal parts red bull, captain morgan and watermelon 4loko. This sounds super nasty but it actually is delicious and saved my Saturday night.

Now to find 4loko in SF....

algunz
06-01-2011, 04:40 PM
It may be too early, but I'm happy. :D

garynvegas
06-04-2011, 06:30 AM
Woke up 45 minutes ago and I'm still waiting for last nights wine to wear off.

chiapet
06-04-2011, 08:05 AM
I feel like I drank a lot and did something stupid last night.... and I'm still drunk. :/

fikus222
06-09-2011, 12:34 AM
I drink the drink for the first time since my Birfday celebartion.

venturas90sgirl
06-09-2011, 01:01 AM
I'm drinking heavily for the first time since Vegas a week and a half ago which I spent with some boardies. Fun times!

fikus222
06-09-2011, 01:08 AM
This calls for a shot!!! Cheers to you and me and yours..and ME!!!

My wife is watching the Real House Wifes of the OC, which I HATE with a passion...more shots!!!

venturas90sgirl
06-09-2011, 02:04 AM
Lol! I'm trying to sleep but the Red Bull portion if my vodka and red bull just kicked in. Shots!

fikus222
06-09-2011, 02:27 AM
Sleep comes later, so if there are mres shots, you're going to have to drive my drunk ass home, mkay.

CHEERS to all of us and stuff!!

Gribbz
06-14-2011, 07:57 AM
God damn.

stuporfly
06-14-2011, 07:58 AM
God damn.

Still celebrating your birthday?

Gribbz
06-14-2011, 08:02 AM
Unfortunately.

chiapet
06-14-2011, 08:06 AM
Was going to say WHO is in here drinking at 9am when I have to work??

Time for a bloody mary, Matt.

Gribbz
06-14-2011, 08:10 AM
I might screwdriver it. Need my vitamin c.

captncrzy
06-14-2011, 08:11 AM
...but...it's 9am....

Gribbz
06-14-2011, 08:13 AM
Yeah, no work today. Thank god. I'm sitting on my couch watching sportscenter.

OnlyNonStranger
06-14-2011, 08:38 AM
I got quite drunk last night and said some unfavorable things to my girlfriend. Whoops.

RedHotSgtPeppers
06-14-2011, 09:13 AM
Got drunk last night and watched Spaced with my girlfriend. God, I love that show.

venturas90sgirl
06-14-2011, 10:58 AM
Yeah, no work today. Thank god. I'm sitting on my couch watching sportscenter.

Day after birthday hangovers are well earned this coming from someone whose birthday is Cinco de Mayo. And if you did it right you didn't pay for one damn drink. Happy recovery!

chiapet
06-14-2011, 02:51 PM
Well, I am not drunk, but I've found out I'm going to have to work late, and have been alternating between Woodchuck and Captain Morgan + sugar-free red bull for the last hour. It might almost be time for tinychatz.

fikus222
06-21-2011, 08:03 PM
Drinking with boardies in the grotto of SFs Bernal Heights' Wild Side West...vacation mode rocks :D

Neighborhood Creep
06-23-2011, 02:22 AM
I'm tore up right now. Bad. Help. Lol.

Its 5:21. Bars open at 6:00. Enjoy your day

Neighborhood Creep
06-23-2011, 05:57 AM
Well, time to go home...

fikus222
06-25-2011, 09:40 PM
Currently drinking with Erika and my BFF, who's in from Law School at the U of Hawai'i, at Club Mallard. This strange hunting lodge/tiki bar has sentimental value for the three of us, especially since we have to drive by the East Bay punk club Gilman to get here...good times, both past and present.

Neighborhood Creep
06-25-2011, 10:13 PM
I shot an 18 at the local golf coarse in a tourney today. Bad idea. Became a shit show and I went home to take a 30 mn nap at 6p and just woke up.

frizzlefry
06-26-2011, 01:24 AM
Lovely day today, fooling around with the ex, probably a bad idea but too young to give a shit about being responsible. Going away party for a friend and here I am...yay

chiapet
06-26-2011, 12:18 PM
^^ bad idea but sometimes you've got to go with it. I'm glad my ex is moving away this week.

JebusLives
06-26-2011, 01:50 PM
Just told the ex-ex we need to stop re-seeing each other. Having a beer.

downingthief
06-26-2011, 11:38 PM
Wine, how I love thee.

brematale111
06-27-2011, 10:43 PM
I'm very intoxicated. JD and Honey JD, I love you. Also tried Shocktop for the first time tonight, and had a couple of Hangar 24's tonight, they're a local IE brewery. Good beer.

g1zzz
06-27-2011, 11:43 PM
I wish I knew of this thread over the weekend. Madness would've been flowing from my fingertips.

Neighborhood Creep
06-28-2011, 05:59 AM
I wish I knew of this thread over the weekend. Madness would've been flowing from my fingertips.

Spend your time on the board in the 'post a nude' thread, please

TallGuyCM
06-30-2011, 10:10 PM
Heyoooooooooooooo

fikus222
07-01-2011, 01:43 AM
Kilt Lifter + Jaeger + Peroni + Malbec wine = Drunken Thurasday Fun

TallGuyCM
07-01-2011, 12:15 PM
My weekend has officially begun. So I figured I'd mix in some Kahlua with my espresso and vanilla soymilk but that was a bad idea. It's disgusting.

chiapet
07-01-2011, 12:45 PM
I think Kahlua is disgusting with anything. Plus coffee on coffee flavor, doesn't seem so great. If you're up for something sweet, I think bailey's or Godiva (or other chocolate liqueur) would work. Something like Frangelico (hazelnut liqueur) should also be good too.

TallGuyCM
07-01-2011, 12:50 PM
I've had quite a few experiences with both Bailey's and Drambuie with coffee but Kahlua was all that was handy. And I have no idea how it got here, I never buy the stuff.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-01-2011, 01:46 PM
Got drunk the other night on a bottle of wine and watched half of season 1 of Archer. Holy shit how did I not know about this show earlier?

TallGuyCM
07-01-2011, 10:49 PM
Wow 2 nights inarow? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Boourns
07-02-2011, 12:06 AM
Haven't been drunk since Barcelona. Shame on me.

fikus222
07-02-2011, 03:09 AM
Wow 2 nights inarow? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Same here and I've only slept 2 hours before beginning anew. Vacation mode rules.

Neighborhood Creep
07-02-2011, 04:48 AM
Can't believe I didn't come in an post last night. Just woke up and I'm still drunk. Today might be cheap.

Somewhat Damaged
07-02-2011, 08:58 PM
9 shots into Malibu Black, which may not seem so noteworthy except for the fact I've been specifically restricting myself to 4 shots (6 at most) for the past few months due to doctor's orders. And of course I'm taking personality tests and posting on the board rather than watching the Coachella DVD with my wife.

EDIT: Oh, and shit's starting to kind of flicker. Like my vision. Stutter may be a better description.

fikus222
07-02-2011, 09:10 PM
It's my BFFs Birthday, so we're at a Karaoke lounge in Japantown. So far, we're a couple of tall Saporo's in and have sung Maneater.

edbangme
07-02-2011, 09:11 PM
o m g

I am shitwasted

Gribbz
07-02-2011, 09:12 PM
I'm getting there.

edbangme
07-02-2011, 09:12 PM
i luuv saporro.

algunz
07-02-2011, 09:31 PM
Tinychat!!

Westy
07-02-2011, 09:45 PM
10 cans of guinnuss and 6 bottles of carlsberg. Still got more 6 more guninesssess. I asked the wife to hide the xanax. Can't find the xanax. Still got a lot of weed though. Where would you hide xanax if you were asked to hide it? Anyway, I've got beer and weed. Could do with xanax though.

algunz
07-02-2011, 09:55 PM
Check under her pillow.

You won't remember tomorrow anyway, especially with the xanax. :winkiss

Westy
07-02-2011, 10:16 PM
I probably best I don't get into the x-----. Apparently I was choking on my own vomit and not breathing last weekend. Nice buzz though. Topbuzz!

fikus222
07-02-2011, 10:26 PM
We are now lubricated enough to think singing Santeria is a good idea.

fikus222
07-02-2011, 11:13 PM
Santeria was a hit :D

algunz
07-02-2011, 11:14 PM
You be in trouble.

marooko
07-03-2011, 12:16 AM
Long time no see.

brematale111
07-03-2011, 12:37 AM
I just went 12-0 in beer pong tonight. I haven't played in a very long time, and I must say, the beer we played with (budweiser) was disgusting.

chiapet
07-03-2011, 01:55 AM
I'm not drunk, but I just took the 'last call' bus home and *3* people puked during the ~25 block ride. It was like a chain reaction of vomit. I almost felt bad for the first one -- really young, really drunk guy who was doing his best to contain it by puking into his jacket. What blew my mind was, he still got puke all over the back of the seat in front of him, and yet, when he got off the bus? Some other drunk person looked right at the mess, and then sat in that seat anyway. :eek:

fikus222
07-03-2011, 05:09 AM
Fuckinbg classy

marooko
07-03-2011, 02:40 PM
San Francisco, baby. Anything but the military.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-03-2011, 04:47 PM
Beer and a bottle of wine downed, time for good tv shows to entertain me. Finished Archer, I guess I'll look into Breaking Bad?

nathanfairchild
07-03-2011, 05:26 PM
well i've been drinking a lot. alone, except my dog has kept me company.

TallGuyCM
07-03-2011, 05:49 PM
Beer and a bottle of wine downed, time for good tv shows to entertain me. Finished Archer, I guess I'll look into Breaking Bad?

DO IT. You have two weeks to rip through three seasons.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-03-2011, 08:46 PM
DO IT. You have two weeks to rip through three seasons.

Nathan is being kind enough to hook me up with it. So, thanks Nathan! I found a website that streams all the episodes online, but the quality is so bad that it makes it unwatchable.

bmack86
07-03-2011, 08:49 PM
I'm working towards this goal. I've got lots of alcohol and lots of new records to help me towards my goal.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-03-2011, 08:50 PM
...I wish I had more alcohol. My buzz went away like 3 hours ago.

bmack86
07-03-2011, 08:55 PM
Did y'all know that at least one company makes individual serving boxes of soju now? Adult juice boxes!

chiapet
07-03-2011, 09:00 PM
....What???? Oh man.

GolfWang
07-03-2011, 09:29 PM
toomenee tequila

garynvegas
07-03-2011, 11:15 PM
Hey now!

nathanfairchild
07-03-2011, 11:20 PM
awwwwwwww, my alcohol wore off :(

ZachTheEskimo
07-03-2011, 11:34 PM
Just got home from a night of Post Breakup Drinking.
Feelings be damned!

BROKENDOLL
07-03-2011, 11:38 PM
Just got home from a night of Post Breakup Drinking.
Feelings be damned!
One more shot and I'll do my Karaoke bar version of "You Oughta Know" if you'd like.

nathanfairchild
07-03-2011, 11:39 PM
Just got home from a night of Post Breakup Drinking.
Feelings be damned!

time to masturbate furiously

ZachTheEskimo
07-03-2011, 11:44 PM
One more shot and I'll do my Karaoke bar version of "You Oughta Know" if you'd like.

Lets do this shit.

caeden
07-08-2011, 12:42 AM
good god. i have help clean up my friends' house after a break-in. why did i get this drunk?

gmoneyak
07-08-2011, 09:26 PM
Shitty fucking day and early evening... I'm pissed, I'm drinking.

fatbastard
07-09-2011, 07:22 AM
I am currently planning what to eat for breakfast and lunch in order to be prepared to bulk up on booze tonight.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-09-2011, 07:27 AM
Drunk night last night discussing oral sex tips, crazy ex-girlfriends, brownies, hookah, and nerdy stuff. End the night drinking and playing Smash Bros Brawl.

chiapet
07-09-2011, 08:19 AM
My plan for the day is to eat weird picnic leftovers, while drinking lots of beer/cider and watching foreign films on Instant.

obzen
07-09-2011, 03:22 PM
Two 40s, buzzed; off to the bottle shop again.

getbetter
07-09-2011, 11:42 PM
I just caught myself singing to a 80s hair metal band im not going yo drink anymore tonight.I don't know what wrong eithbme

clumsy342
07-09-2011, 11:51 PM
HEY -

drunk is fun.

TallGuyCM
07-09-2011, 11:55 PM
A bottle of cab and Remain in Light followed by Fear of Music...will report back.

nathanfairchild
07-10-2011, 12:08 AM
been downing guinness all night

getbetter
07-10-2011, 12:53 AM
I lied I drank way more...have ti walk across town to now.Tallguycm I thought u said you hatred talking heads.

TallGuyCM
07-10-2011, 01:01 AM
They've grown on me...although even after giving their albums multiple tries, I find myself appreciating them more than actually liking them.

chiapet
07-10-2011, 01:10 AM
A little drunk!

ZachTheEskimo
07-11-2011, 11:02 PM
I was drunk enough to kiss my best friend just now.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

ballroomdancer22
07-12-2011, 09:50 PM
Grab a titty

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-12-2011, 09:58 PM
I was drunk enough to kiss my best friend just now.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Was said best friend a dude?

MissingPerson
07-15-2011, 03:27 PM
FYI, if you hear me utter the words "I'll get over it" about something, anything, it's more for my benefit than yours.

Apart from wanting to reassure everybody I'm fine, it means that I am so insanely angry or hurt about something that I feel compelled to remind myself aloud that someday, in the theoretical future, I'll feel better about it.

If you guys could forward this information to my friends and loved ones I'd appreciate it, because after twenty five years, not one of them seems capable of reading me well enough to know that.

chiapet
07-16-2011, 08:50 AM
I have a feeling several mildly regrettable things happened last night, and I'm hung over and thinking about having some cider.

nathanfairchild
07-16-2011, 10:00 AM
I tried my hardest to get drunk last night, but it just didn't happen.

chiapet
07-16-2011, 10:48 AM
I really didn't think I was drinking that much. Since I've cut back on sugar and refined carbs, my tolerance for hard liquor is way less than I think it is. I'm so intensely hung over, ugh.

ballroomdancer22
07-16-2011, 10:40 PM
so, I'm really curious about how Zach the Eskimo's drunken advances on a friend went not to mention the morning afterwards

Kyliediscope
07-16-2011, 11:11 PM
I pid $1 & got three driks

TallGuyCM
07-16-2011, 11:27 PM
yessir

Kyliediscope
07-16-2011, 11:32 PM
i type likr zck

fikus222
07-22-2011, 04:10 AM
Started after seeing Soundgarden. Had to drink up b4 seetting foot into the end up. luckily the owner knows us, that got us long islands b4 they dtopped serving. irish people all over the place with nowhere elsew to go....damn it all to hell.

RedHotSgtPeppers
07-22-2011, 12:01 PM
I tried my hardest to get drunk last night, but it just didn't happen.

At least playing Rock Band was still fun.

nathanfairchild
07-23-2011, 10:44 PM
Yep. I am.

venturas90sgirl
07-24-2011, 12:45 AM
Started after seeing Soundgarden. Had to drink up b4 seetting foot into the end up. luckily the owner knows us, that got us long islands b4 they dtopped serving. irish people all over the place with nowhere elsew to go....damn it all to hell.

They were at the Forum tonight and I'm kicking myself for not going but it just wasn't in the funds. However 12$ worth of Captain is tonight. Cheers!

TallGuyCM
07-24-2011, 12:58 AM
Forum was last night.

venturas90sgirl
07-24-2011, 01:00 AM
Right I knew that.

getbetter
07-24-2011, 01:00 AM
Hahahahahha somebody is definitively drunk.

venturas90sgirl
07-24-2011, 01:03 AM
Lol fitting thread to make that gaffe. Let's call it a happy buzz!

marooko
07-26-2011, 09:33 PM
oh yeah, hello.

fatbastard
07-26-2011, 10:13 PM
Need to go to sleep for work but the couch is spinning.

Neighborhood Creep
07-26-2011, 10:16 PM
Need to go to sleep before work but the couch is spinning.

Just helping your drunk ass out

obzen
07-29-2011, 07:39 PM
All work and no play makes Eric something something, time to throw a few back...

Kyliediscope
07-29-2011, 10:50 PM
I am upset by the fact that it only takes three beers to get me HAMMERED.