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obzen
03-13-2010, 10:47 PM
Damn.

obzen
03-13-2010, 10:47 PM
I am damn.

chiapet
03-14-2010, 09:17 PM
It's that point in the drinking where I accidentally find on line somewhere this guy I haven't talked to for 10 years, and he looks even better than ever, and now I try really hard not to send drunken messages with this newfound contact information :/

Ha.SK
03-14-2010, 09:29 PM
drinking and online shopping dont mix. I WANT IT ALL.

chiapet
03-14-2010, 09:35 PM
Oh, that's even worse. One of my friends reminded me of like.com earlier today, which is a really really dangerous site.

jimmycrackcorn
03-14-2010, 09:44 PM
my ever expanding pyramid...
just got done playing some texas hold'em...

OnlyNonStranger
03-14-2010, 09:49 PM
^Getting ready for Coachella I see.

jimmycrackcorn
03-14-2010, 10:06 PM
^ i AM going to bring a lil mini-keg on ice to put into my trunk on ice... we're going to make a trip to it just a lil bit before sunset :thu

PJandBompton
03-16-2010, 11:20 PM
drunk as fuck right now...made it a point to visit this thread lol logged off facebook so i wouldn't have anyone hide me...my concert promotion is too important to have me hid at the point haha

daxton
03-17-2010, 06:06 PM
Great St. Patty's Day. Met up with my friend I'm coming to Coachella with that I rarely see. Magically made it home without talking to one of the many cops that are out tonight. Have to go to work at 8 AM, so home a little early, but hopefully another friend comes over to smoke me out soon. Mmmmmmmmmm. 10 PM EST is probably a little early to be posting in this thread, but whatever. Today I'm a lightweight.

sleepybrew
03-18-2010, 01:29 AM
howz in the blazzin fukz has this thread not been bumbed by now??? its fuckin st. patricks dayzx and well im drunk. and i areally am irish(for the most part) hope all everyone is doing well.. yeah..

unknown
03-18-2010, 02:06 AM
Wow. Fucking traShed. 30 more days. Fuck. Yes.

lickety_spit
03-18-2010, 04:14 AM
i haven't been drunk in a minute.
i'm drunk now.
i mean i'm sobering up now.
thanks, schindler's list.

donkey sex
03-18-2010, 08:42 PM
aint nothing like the sound of opening a beer can. That crack. Would like to thank whoever posted about the qualities of Pabst Blue Ribbon a while back. It's a great beer and cheap too ($6.99 a twelver). Country music and beer. Shootin gun at empty can on a string.

MissingPerson
03-19-2010, 07:04 PM
Owen Pallett wasn't nearly as great tonight as he was yesterday. The crowd was rowdier, but his setlist was a bit lumpy and I got stuck in the middle of some very public-affection-displaying guys and girls and it got a bit weird. I also accidentally kind of... conversationally-cock-blocked a friend when we were talking to Owen before the show, and spent much of the evening kicking myself for being such an unintentional douche afterwards.

Both my other friends bailed on me for different but decent reasons before the show, but I somehow fell into the company of some barstaff and radio presenters immediately afterwards and still had a fantastic time. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee. I'll be glad to get some sleep and some sober awakeness time tomorrow, my first non-drinking day in nearly a week.

daxton
03-19-2010, 07:14 PM
Mmmmmmmm Sake

MassiveChemicalPunk
03-20-2010, 12:34 AM
I0m hungry

lizng
03-21-2010, 06:18 PM
yard work = sore muscles. booze = no more sore muscles, with the added benefit of actually making House proceedings on CNN entertaining and somewhat comical because they keep booing each other. yay booze.

MissingPerson
03-21-2010, 06:23 PM
Are they saying "Boo" or are they saying "Boo-ama"?

locachica73
03-21-2010, 06:23 PM
I am such a cheap date these days... I have had 2.5 beers and am totally lit. I am sure glad I don't have to go to the bathroom right now, I would fall. Great, now I planted the seed. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PEE!!!

lizng
03-21-2010, 06:35 PM
"booooooooo" followed by a few slams of the gavel and a stern reprimand.

they keep calling each other gentlewomen and gentlemen and it's getting old - I'd much prefer it if they rolled their sleeves up and threw down.

FoxeyLady
03-21-2010, 11:04 PM
WOW. I am realllly drunk right now :)

Mucho Maas
03-22-2010, 10:45 PM
The first post should always be drunk....

marooko
03-24-2010, 08:31 AM
Do you want drunk texts this weekend? PM me your cell #. I can't guarantee any though, considering I'll be drunk.

weeklymix
03-25-2010, 02:32 PM
6 double gin and tonics.
Sorry.

guedita
03-26-2010, 09:16 AM
Last night I got into a lengthy discussion with a coked out Dominoes employee about how they should really sell by the slice.

miscorrections
03-26-2010, 09:42 AM
I drank way too much last night. Ended up being 45 minutes late to work today and I feel like crap.

canexplain
03-26-2010, 09:44 AM
I drank way too much last night. Ended up being 45 minutes late to work today and I feel like crap.

Hey it's Friday C. Didn't you post you were going out with your brother or something? Anyway, cheer up C and you can rest tomorrow ...

amyzzz
03-26-2010, 07:29 PM
I've got a Mike's Hard Pomegranate Punch in front of me. We'll see where this takes me.

Westy
03-26-2010, 08:07 PM
Stella. STEEEELLLLAAAAA!

Aurgasm
03-26-2010, 08:09 PM
Coors Light...

excuse: I live in Denver and it was free.

Neighborhood Creep
03-26-2010, 08:12 PM
Sober working an overnight but when I got off this morning I had 8-9 tall vodka redbulls before I fell asleep at 10am

amyzzz
03-26-2010, 08:15 PM
My father-in-law made me a margarita. I took 3 sips before I gave up.

dantoro
03-26-2010, 08:54 PM
Sober working an overnight but when I got off this morning I had 8-9 tall vodka redbulls before I fell asleep at 10am

how can one consume that much redbull and ....then sleep? VODKA!... little splash of redbull to take the edge off?

zajaa
03-26-2010, 10:42 PM
shoulda posted here long ago.

Neighborhood Creep
03-26-2010, 10:55 PM
how can one consume that much redbull and ....then sleep? VODKA!... little splash of redbull to take the edge off?

Yea, they were decently strong. I just got off an overnight shift so I was pretty tired. I woke up with redbull shakes though.

becomingcloser
03-27-2010, 12:55 AM
Greetings from the other side of a Shiner Bock twelve pack.

corbo
03-27-2010, 02:10 AM
in retrospect .... i shouldnt have driven home like this.
>_<

amyzzz
03-27-2010, 06:15 AM
My eyelids are rather swollen but no other bad effects. I guess I didn't drink enough.

lizng
03-30-2010, 05:22 PM
I am quite satisfied with the results gotten from this here benadryl and whiskey combination.

daxton
04-01-2010, 10:27 PM
DRINKIEEEDRUNKEYYYYYYYY

becomingcloser
04-02-2010, 09:04 AM
I plan on posting again in this thread roughly 13 hours from right now.

MissingPerson
04-06-2010, 03:35 PM
I was at a house show earlier today, and got talking to a guy who's justifiably fairly well-known and liked in little Irish hipsterspheres. (http://www.muzu.tv/theambienceaffair/the-cn-tower-belongs-to-the-dead-final-fantasy-cover-music-video/45621?country=ie) We were chit chatting away when Land of Talk's It's Okay came on in the background. The guy politely calls the conversation to a halt to draw my attention to his favourite bit in the song; nobody ever notices it, he says, but he waits for it every time. At the very start of the song, Elizabeth Powell makes a weird little noise right before she starts singing, and he loves it.

I think we might be soulmates. (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1576266#post1576266)

canexplain
04-06-2010, 04:08 PM
I was at a house show earlier today, and got talking to a guy who's fairly well-known and liked in little Irish hipsterspheres. We were chit chatting away when Land of Talk's It's Okay came on in the background. The guy politely calls the conversation to a halt to draw my attention to his favourite bit in the song; nobody ever notices it, he says, but he waits for it every time. At the very start of the song, Elizabeth Powell makes a weird little noise right before she starts singing, and he loves it.

I think we might be soulmates. (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1576266#post1576266)

I remember that post because I liked the thread. That's pretty cool C ...

amyzzz
04-06-2010, 04:48 PM
That's G, Ron.

daxton
04-06-2010, 06:02 PM
Oh man. Still confused about the one from Europe and the one not from Europe.

CuervoPH
04-06-2010, 06:18 PM
If you go with the opposite of what Ron says, you'll get it right every time. And just a couple more drinks and this can be an official thread post on my part.

feather
04-06-2010, 06:55 PM
Stella. STEEEELLLLAAAAA!

Just drank two with dinner. On to the Fat Tire.

Mr. Dylanja
04-08-2010, 11:15 AM
Holy Hammering Hank did I get trollied last night...

algunz
04-08-2010, 11:23 AM
last night? wrong thread :)

WhyTheLongFace
04-09-2010, 12:40 AM
woooooooooo

daxton
04-09-2010, 09:32 PM
Salutations. Hope everybody had a nice Friday. Think I'll sleep really well tonight :)

SydChaplin25
04-09-2010, 10:05 PM
An Irish coffee and Raging Bull on the tube... Am I in heaven?

thefrush
04-10-2010, 03:37 AM
I'm drunk and high.

daxton
04-21-2010, 09:55 PM
Yay!!!!!! I'm the first to post post Coachella drunkenness. I had to go out tonight just to pacify my don't wanna work still wanna be in California thing. Also, I hate almost everyone in my town all of a sudden. Moving. Fuck it.

CuervoPH
04-23-2010, 07:39 PM
I am trying both Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA and Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA for the first time this weekend. I have had enough of both tonight to almost qualify to post in this thread. I think the 90 Minute IPA is my favorite of the two.

JelloPuddingChat
04-24-2010, 12:03 AM
Random. Aren't you a flyers fan?

CuervoPH
04-24-2010, 03:26 AM
Alcohol breeds randomness, and yes I am. Because of that, I am also a huge Montreal fan until the end of the first round of the playoffs.

fikus222
04-24-2010, 03:43 AM
Drunk, im coming over tonight to stay.

JelloPuddingChat
04-24-2010, 07:20 PM
Alcohol breeds randomness, and yes I am. Because of that, I am also a huge Montreal fan until the end of the first round of the playoffs.

ha ha. That makes two of us. However I'm a pens fan so tonight was fucking awesome!

CuervoPH
04-25-2010, 03:59 AM
I crashed early so just now saw this. That was an amazing comeback! For the overtime winner, I thought Dupuis had just thrown the puck towards the net because of the angle he was shooting from. The announcers said "Goal!" and I'm like, "That went in?" Matt Cooke had one hell of a game, though.

JelloPuddingChat
04-25-2010, 04:40 PM
It truly was like, wtf? OH HEY WE WON! Yeah its one of those games where I feel really good cause the supporting cast came through. God I hope montreal wins. I'm not totally sold on the Flyers yet but I won't count them out. Its like they realized how good they were supposed to be during the regular season. Plus they're actually getting goaltending.

StubbADubb
04-25-2010, 05:02 PM
I'm so angry and there's a hockey game on. Looks like I'll be getting drunk tonight.

superfiction
04-25-2010, 06:44 PM
:cat

Mr. Dylanja
04-26-2010, 11:36 PM
oh hai dare

MissingPerson
05-03-2010, 01:42 PM
IT'S YOU

IT'S ME

AND THERE'S DANCING!

OnlyNonStranger
05-03-2010, 02:06 PM
Probably my favorite Coachella set from last year. So much fun!

amyzzz
05-03-2010, 02:09 PM
I'm saving my first bout of drunkenness for when I meet Gemma for the first time.

MissingPerson
05-03-2010, 02:10 PM
I forgive them for everything. Doesn't matter how foul a humour I'm in, that song just runs away with me. Ah.

daxton
05-04-2010, 05:59 PM
1. Is it bad that I'm subscribed to this thread?
2. Is it bad that I can drink a bottle of prosecco rose and not be drunk?
3. Can you still post in here when you're just buzzed and not drunk?

Edit: I'm very thirsty all of a sudden.

malcolmjamalawesome
05-04-2010, 06:00 PM
Are you buzzed enough to repost your near-nude?

daxton
05-04-2010, 06:00 PM
It's findable. It's not hidden or anything.

amplexus
05-05-2010, 09:37 PM
:cat

mrrrrow

OnlyNonStranger
05-05-2010, 09:37 PM
WATERFALL IN TINYCHAT

amyzzz
05-06-2010, 12:51 AM
golden showers kind of waterfall? or is this an alcoholic beverage?

donkey sex
05-06-2010, 09:34 PM
Hadn't drank in a week and drooling on chest hair. Going to try to go read now. You're wonderful! Kisses! Jump in the air! Tight hugs! Your breath, it doesn't smell! It's wonderful!

mickflyy
05-06-2010, 10:56 PM
I am drunk, and now afraid to go in tiny. lol

FoxeyLady
05-08-2010, 04:36 PM
Shitfaced.

I was gonna pre-game just a little before I went out and I ended up getting supremely hammered at 5 in the afternoon. Yay me.

MissingPerson
05-08-2010, 04:48 PM
I'm drinking Brandy, because I'm a million years old apparently.

emtgreg
05-08-2010, 04:51 PM
http://tbohiphop.net/upload/files/14/Pics/Brandy1.jpg

obzen
05-08-2010, 04:56 PM
Moesha juice.

obzen
05-08-2010, 05:01 PM
Alright, so I'm on to beer no. 5. I have 7 beers left (from Coachella weekend). Trying to hammer them all down to soften the blow of an impending poor Lakers performance tonight.

How many more til I'm buzzed? I say 2 more.

How many more until I'm "drunk"? I'll wager 4 more...I'll be back.

obzen
05-08-2010, 07:09 PM
Due to the Lakers winning tonight, my alcohol tolernace has been increased by 3 more beers!

Yeah, tricks, yeah!!!!

obzen
05-08-2010, 08:18 PM
Drunk.

Mr. Dylanja
05-08-2010, 08:20 PM
Obzy One Kenobi

obzen
05-08-2010, 08:23 PM
Pffft, your blunts are weak, old man.

http://imspeakingtruth.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/darth-vader-daddy.jpg

OnlyNonStranger
05-08-2010, 08:35 PM
DETROIT JUST LOST AND I AM DRUNK!

obzen
05-08-2010, 08:43 PM
I'm not a Penguin fan, but now that I'm drunk and "easily entertained", I must say Pittsburgh has the best/most amusing hockey insignia.


Just like Cleveland has the best baseball insignia.

miscorrections
05-08-2010, 10:16 PM
PROSECCO!

J~$$$$
05-08-2010, 10:18 PM
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH! WHat! OKAY! Im pretty sure Im drunk as fuck too, as well as on a pill cocktail of pain killers and ssri's

yup. there. internet.

OnlyNonStranger
05-09-2010, 03:03 PM
Day drinking? Sure, why not?

Gribbz
05-16-2010, 11:40 AM
I drank an entire bottle of Jameson last night. Ugh.

weeklymix
05-16-2010, 11:40 AM
I drank an entire bottle of Jameson last night. So fuck you.

Fixed.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-16-2010, 07:27 PM
DRUNK BITCHES! I mean I'M DRUNK BITCHES!

CuervoPH
05-16-2010, 07:53 PM
I'm working on some tequila myself. I'm about an ounce away from typos galore.

send me ctrpllrs
05-16-2010, 11:06 PM
I'm on a nice buzz of many bowls and 2 edibles throughout the day, 3 beers, 3 games won of beer bong, and 2 games lost. It's been a while since I've drank anything, good times celebrating a friends graduation.

daxton
05-19-2010, 08:22 PM
Ha. I almost posted in the Default thread accidentally thinking it was the Drunk thread. Had a date tonight. It was nice. Dranks some thangs. UH!

MissingPerson
05-20-2010, 08:45 PM
I had a great evening. I'm in the middle of some hardcore exams that I'm flunking in dramatic fashion, but I've kinda made my peace with that, so I caught up with some friends I hadn't seen in ages and we had a great time.

OutOfmYminD
05-20-2010, 10:12 PM
People of the coachella message board, I must know, what is your go-to at the bar order it by default drink?

I'm going with the gin n tonic, can't fuck it up. Still, I may be biased because I've been drinking them for the past few hours, so if I'm going to be honest, have to say it's tied with the 7-7.

But it's boring to order the same drink time and time again, so if you had to choose, what is your number 1 go-to drink?

fikus222
05-20-2010, 10:59 PM
http://fitnessbarbie21.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/irishcarbomb05_.jpg

Nummy.

mickflyy
05-21-2010, 12:18 AM
Studying... drinking...coming on the board...not getting enough sleep...forgetting what I studied.

OutOfmYminD
05-21-2010, 12:26 AM
That's why you have to drink before your test. Drunk memory, don't underestimate it.

daxton
05-23-2010, 06:55 AM
Mimosa time. HEY OH!!!

MissingPerson
05-23-2010, 01:22 PM
It's with great sadness that I must report that my experimental pineapple moonshine tastes like terrible ass.

BlueDevil50
05-26-2010, 10:13 PM
Has anyone tried the Kraken Rum? Just bought it so hopefully it's tasty...

donkey sex
05-26-2010, 10:17 PM
not yet

want to get into Rum more this summer though

FoxeyLady
05-26-2010, 10:22 PM
Friend just brought me back some amazing Rum from Cuba. So good.

http://www.absinthe-dealer.com/media/images/hava-anebla-1_big.jpg

donkey sex
05-26-2010, 10:25 PM
that looks good, but I also drink anything

chiapet
05-27-2010, 12:09 AM
I had a 45 minute conversation about Afghanistan with my cab driver. Drunk, obviously.

mickflyy
05-27-2010, 12:30 AM
I had a weird "tweeky" cab driver that told me that if I ever needed a female cab drive "to call her".

TallGuyCM
05-28-2010, 06:25 PM
On my way.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G1sRyJyMgCc/S7ydJwG2HrI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/dx5r1reP9LE/s1600/fourlokolemonade.jpg

daxton
06-02-2010, 10:11 PM
Today was my last day at work and I had shittons of celebratory drinks.

I wish more people would post in here so I wouldn't feel so alcoholicy.

OutOfmYminD
06-02-2010, 11:03 PM
On my way.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G1sRyJyMgCc/S7ydJwG2HrI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/dx5r1reP9LE/s1600/fourlokolemonade.jpg

2 lokos to start the night and you'll be going places. How is Lemonade btw?

xxxxxxxxxx
06-04-2010, 11:03 PM
I drunkenly agreed to let my roommate shave a row of ducks into the side of my head. can't back out of this one...

MissingPerson
06-08-2010, 06:30 PM
Wheatbeeeeeeeeeeeer, wheatbeer.

E06cNv55jTs

miscorrections
06-12-2010, 01:21 PM
Not gonna lie. After that game I have had 2/3 of a fifth and I am shitfaced. WORLD CUP!

Westy
06-12-2010, 01:23 PM
Been drinkin' Simpler Times since 10 this morning. This shit's strong.

miscorrections
06-12-2010, 01:25 PM
I need a serious nap. I am wiped out since the game. Also, wasted. GO 2/3 OF A FIFTH!

miscorrections
06-12-2010, 02:11 PM
So basically a 2/15. If that were a unit of measure.

OutOfmYminD
06-12-2010, 06:08 PM
Yeah, that game starting in the AM has fucked my day up twice over.

Westy
06-12-2010, 08:24 PM
Still going!!

[football chant] Simpler Times! Simpler Times! Simpler Times!, Simpler Times! Simpler Times! Simpler Tiiiimes!, Simpler Times! Simpler Times! Simpler Times!, Simpler Times!, Simpler Times, SIMPLER TIMES!!

marooko
06-12-2010, 10:08 PM
havent been in here in a while. :)

frozen pilgrim
06-12-2010, 10:30 PM
fuck man, I ended up drink about a 12 pack of simpler imtes ale avery day. next year I'll have a 24 a day with me.

and oh yes- hello thread.

last night was dj godfather and tonight was a double birthdya party... not much sober in between.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP COACHELLA BRETHREN?!!??

I miss the campground so so much,

tent only camping this year was just like every other year's camping but with beer. I love love love tent only. car-free camping for life. just tents and people and the impeccable coachella sky. no car smells or noises and no two ton machines separating you from your neighbors. camp pilgrim ended up being such an impromptu success. I can't wait for next year. like... it's been four coachellas and already I'm hurting and missing it more than ever.

unknown
06-13-2010, 11:59 AM
I should have been posting in this thread at 6 in the morning instead of convincing myself not to throw up in the back of my friend's car.

SDsoldier7
06-16-2010, 08:06 PM
fuck yea, this thread rocks

daxton
06-16-2010, 08:15 PM
Isn't it 9 PM where you are? On a Wednesday?

SDsoldier7
06-17-2010, 08:22 AM
endless summer is in full swing in so cal :)

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
06-28-2010, 05:18 PM
I love everyone right now.

bmack86
07-14-2010, 10:54 PM
Four beers, four vodka cocktails, a dark and stormy and four margaritas, all above 5,000 feet. I'm getting close to joining this thread.

daxton
07-15-2010, 10:40 PM
1. I'm disappointed how much love this thread doesn't get.
2. Someone just did some peeling out spiny things on my street that sounded dangerous.
3. I saw my ex among other awesome peeps tonight and it was fun but I'm glad my roommate reigned me in to come home.
4. I'm drunk. Fuck you.
5. J/k

OnlyNonStranger
07-15-2010, 10:55 PM
Sounds like you would've slept with your ex tonight if it weren't for your roommate.

Just saying.

bmack86
07-15-2010, 10:58 PM
Well, I worked for about 10 hours today, which is unusual for my sedentary student life. I rewarded myself with a 6-pack of 10% lagunitas and a 6 pack of buds. I can join this thread again.

Side note: being home is going to cause me great problems when I go back to LA. I'm drinking at 5,000 feet every night. Holy crapoly

bballarl
07-15-2010, 11:14 PM
Bryan Mack - Man, myth, tank

bmack86
07-15-2010, 11:31 PM
And, currently, internet yeti.

daxton
07-16-2010, 10:03 AM
Sounds like you would've slept with your ex tonight if it weren't for your roommate.

Just saying.

Gross. No. But I was getting to the should not be in public point.

marooko
07-16-2010, 10:12 AM
Please explain why that is gross. I ask under the impression that you've slept with him before.

daxton
07-16-2010, 10:17 AM
I often break up with people because I can't stand the idea of kissing them or being sexual with them again. This was the case with him. Also, he's a giant pussy which is such a turn off. But, he's a really cool guy, so I was glad to see him.

OnlyNonStranger
07-16-2010, 10:23 AM
Define "giant pussy."

marooko
07-16-2010, 10:37 AM
I often break up with people because I can't stand the idea of kissing them or being sexual with them again. This was the case with him. Also, he's a giant pussy which is such a turn off. But, he's a really cool guy, so I was glad to see him.

I'm no Dr. Drew, but this doesn't sound healthy.

daxton
07-16-2010, 11:04 AM
I'm no Dr. Drew, but this doesn't sound healthy.

Um. I can't help it. If I'm not attracted to someone anymore I can't be with them... It's definitely a pattern. I don't know.

fatbastard
07-16-2010, 12:05 PM
At least your not killing them.

Can't think of the last time I drank. Oh..., last Sunday.

getbetter
07-16-2010, 01:21 PM
daxton is annoy on the internet .I wonder how annoy she is in person

canexplain
07-16-2010, 04:40 PM
I quit smoking 2 months ago and drinking "yea" pretty much. It is Friday though... I dumb post when I drink. One should hot use Vodka as a mouthwash imo .... I post really dumb postings ... Let's see.. R&R .........

daxton
07-16-2010, 06:51 PM
daxton is annoy on the internet .I wonder how annoy she is in person

Much less, but still some.

Pixiessp
07-17-2010, 12:29 AM
Had a Leffe. Think I'll have another.

crazzz2007
07-18-2010, 03:04 AM
I quit smoking 2 months ago and drinking "yea" pretty much. It is Friday though... I dumb post when I drink. One should hot use Vodka as a mouthwash imo .... I post really dumb postings ... Let's see.. R&R .........

this makes cloud9 sound eloquent.

OnlyNonStranger
07-18-2010, 11:09 AM
I'm not drunk now but fuck was I ever last night/this morning.

My head hurts.

BROKENDOLL
07-18-2010, 11:32 AM
I quit smoking 2 months ago and drinking "yea" pretty much. It is Friday though... I dumb post when I drink. One should hot use Vodka as a mouthwash imo .... I post really dumb postings ... Let's see.. R&R .........


this makes cloud9 sound eloquent.

Ron writes like Stephen King. Fact.

chairmenmeow47
07-19-2010, 09:45 PM
durnken rock band soothes the soloul.

OnlyNonStranger
07-19-2010, 09:46 PM
durnken tinychat is better

bmack86
07-19-2010, 09:47 PM
Pa and I were playing darts since 4 this afternoon. Lots and lots of beer.

chairmenmeow47
07-19-2010, 09:49 PM
i'm naked. i refuse to put cloyyhwse on for tinychart.

OnlyNonStranger
07-19-2010, 09:51 PM
So come into tinychart as is, we don't care.

chairmenmeow47
07-20-2010, 08:49 AM
holy shit i was drunk. i hope my typing improved. big thanks to IFA for coming over and rocking out with my depressed ass :)

I.F.A.
07-20-2010, 09:23 AM
LOL, Ivy I love your durnken typing. Any time. :)

moomoo
07-20-2010, 09:43 AM
Every time I fall asleep clothed and drunk, I wake up naked. What the fuck.

weeklymix
07-20-2010, 09:43 AM
You're welcome.

weeklymix
08-04-2010, 11:46 PM
This is awkward. Hey.

BROKENDOLL
08-05-2010, 03:12 AM
4:10 am BD re[porting for Sentry Duty.
^
WTF is this shit? LMFao

Boourns
08-05-2010, 09:16 PM
I guess that irish car bomb did the trick. plus the cheap shitty beer. i cant believe i bought pbr...i feel so dirty.

shoegazer76
08-05-2010, 10:01 PM
I guess that irish car bomb did the trick. plus the cheap shitty beer. i cant believe i bought pbr...i feel so dirty.

That's why I stick to da juice. Not quite as dirty.

chiapet
08-05-2010, 10:45 PM
Almost finished with a 750ml bottle of rum. tomorrow is going to suck!

I.F.A.
08-05-2010, 11:01 PM
Slightly tipsy, and watching The Abyss. Better than staring at the ceiling and cursing my insomnia.

locachica73
08-06-2010, 06:28 AM
I drank way too many vodka and orange juices last night. Dollar drink nights are awesome until you wake up in the morning still drunk. It is going to be a very long day.

chiapet
08-06-2010, 08:19 AM
I feel really iffy this morning and am going to have a long day work-wise. Not quite hungover but feel like there is more rum in my body than it can hold. Ergh.

higgybaby23
08-06-2010, 08:26 AM
Second Friday in a row working with a hangover. Last week I only made it to lunch. Maybe I can put in a full day today.

chiapet
08-06-2010, 09:14 AM
I just had some eggs and feel a lot better. But spilled runny yolk down my chest. Yay.

locachica73
08-06-2010, 09:23 AM
The hangover is setting in. I started to fall asleep at my desk and nearly gave myself a concussion. I have an hour and a half till lunch and all I really want is some real food and a nap.

fikus222
08-16-2010, 01:01 AM
My wife and I are coping with the aftermath of a weekend with her family by playing drinking games with episodes of the Simpsons :D

obzen
08-17-2010, 05:31 PM
Three pints of New Castle; I'm chill.



Not drunk - just chill.

daxton
08-17-2010, 08:39 PM
I'm drunkhigh but not so much that I'll have a raging hangover in the am. Just enough so I sleep extremely well.

chairmenmeow47
08-17-2010, 08:59 PM
My wife and I are coping with the aftermath of a weekend with her family by playing drinking games with episodes of the Simpsons :D

rar, i'ms ooo queezy f4om a night of drining. i just want to watch simpsons. like 3 of thed vds are too scrathed to play :( arrar

CuervoPH
08-17-2010, 09:02 PM
I'm drunkhigh but not so much that I'll have a raging hangover in the am. Just enough so I sleep extremely well.

This is usually my goal: to sleep extremely well. I think tonight's bout of drinking is going to lead to the raging hangover, though.

runbowsky
08-18-2010, 12:39 AM
Jameson all night. I'm good.

Still-ill
08-18-2010, 12:40 AM
Me.

stinkbutt
08-18-2010, 12:59 AM
http://www.2beerguys.com/images/forblog/pabst_logo.gif

+

https://tasteofbourbon.com/ProdImages/TOB_JB_Bookers_Glass.jpg

+

http://therecord.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c465d53ef013480e5a959970c-800wi

=

Good night

Still-ill
08-18-2010, 01:06 AM
"All down the Line" is such a fun song.

buddy
08-18-2010, 01:37 AM
that does sound like a good night

Devin the Dude
08-18-2010, 02:21 AM
Schwilled.

caco0283
08-18-2010, 08:34 AM
oh man! I just reread the first page of this thread. So glad I don't drink that much anymore

Devin the Dude
08-18-2010, 10:03 AM
Don't lie.. you're drunk and it's only noon-thirty.

Bendulum
08-18-2010, 06:29 PM
What if everything you ever wanted.. CAME. IN. A. ROCKET CAN!

TallGuyCM
08-18-2010, 09:18 PM
Reporting for duty.

Geno_g
08-18-2010, 09:44 PM
Not really drunk, but I've had a crazy couple weeks with my new job ownership. Went from a corporation to a owner owned, today my head chef/owner asked me to have teriyaki chicken and beer, it was nice drinking a beer at work for free...

Bendulum
08-19-2010, 06:57 PM
Does anyone else have a low tolerance like myself? I'm buzzed after ONE beer! Could that be because I'm only 140 pounds? I'm of the male gender and I ate some chicken prior to this drinking endeavour, so hmmmm. You don't have to answer,, no worries. Perhaps I'll stop over-analyzing the situation and just accept this as it is. It's just that many other people require a few more. I suppose tolerance is dictated by many factors

daxton
08-19-2010, 07:02 PM
Practice makes perfect. That's the boat I'm in ;) Also, eat more chicken. Beer rarely even affects me. Liquor is quicker and wine is fine.

SFChrissy
08-19-2010, 07:05 PM
my whiskey cherry was popped a few weeks ago and this past wknd at lilly pond I can't believe how much whiskey I drank friday night!!! I can't even remember the last time I was that drunk...sooo much fun...thank god I didn't puke!!!

daxton
08-19-2010, 07:06 PM
I've just started drinking whiskey within the last year. It's nice to have another alternative to mix things up. Not so great hangovers, though, with the brown liquor.

PotVsKtl
08-19-2010, 07:29 PM
Little known fact. Drunk people aren't generally interesting writers unless they're crazy and about to be dead.

guedita
08-19-2010, 07:52 PM
Does anyone else have a low tolerance like myself? I'm buzzed after ONE beer! Could that be because I'm only 140 pounds? I'm of the male gender and I ate some chicken prior to this drinking endeavour, so hmmmm. You don't have to answer,, no worries. Perhaps I'll stop over-analyzing the situation and just accept this as it is. It's just that many other people require a few more. I suppose tolerance is dictated by many factors

Are you 16?

SFChrissy
08-19-2010, 08:20 PM
I've just started drinking whiskey within the last year. It's nice to have another alternative to mix things up. Not so great hangovers, though, with the brown liquor.yeahhh, learned that lesson already...

Geno_g
08-19-2010, 09:02 PM
Whiskey or scotch, both sound great...

Bendulum
08-19-2010, 09:28 PM
Are you 16?

Nono, it's just that I don't drink as often as some board members... and for some odd reason, I've ALWAYS been approx. 140 Lb's since my late teen years. fking ridiculous, I know.

EDIT: metabolism is working in my favor... at least for now. As well, I was just curious as to what the reaction would be of some people on here; you had to admit there are some witty individuals that frequent this board.

Bendulum
08-19-2010, 09:31 PM
Liquor is quicker and wine is fine.

I can easily remember the quote, thanks dax
Since I'm of Finnish decent, why am I waiting on the Finlandia???

donkey sex
08-19-2010, 10:38 PM
haven't touched a bottle in seconds

Not drunk yet, so I know I dont belong here, but was thinking how great Fred Armisen is. European Gigalo (haha). And this:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021031/163211__fred_l.jpg

"I jus keeding"

digitaldragon03
08-20-2010, 01:40 AM
I am fucking DONE right now. Holy fuck.

Devin the Dude
08-20-2010, 02:04 AM
Gotta stop with the drinking.. hah

digitaldragon03
08-20-2010, 02:09 AM
No. No you should not.

Devin the Dude
08-20-2010, 02:28 AM
You can't drink away a DUI. lol

BROKENDOLL
08-20-2010, 02:39 AM
Ohh, my. AMi. fuckit.I am.

Cdubby
08-20-2010, 03:08 AM
Little known fact. Drunk people aren't generally interesting writers unless they're crazy and about to be dead.


this is pretty known, butt fuck it. im drunk off that jack daniels.

TallGuyCM
08-20-2010, 07:01 PM
Reconnected with my inner 19 year old and started off with this:

http://www.abwholesaler.com/WwsImages/DistributorUploads/brown/FourLokoFP2.jpg

and have been barreling right through many other spirits since...

daxton
08-20-2010, 08:07 PM
Made an igloo full of sangria for a work function. My coworkers are the coolest and I live 2 blocks from my office. :) :) :)

Somewhat Damaged
08-20-2010, 08:40 PM
I picked up a bottle of 100 proof Smirnoff last Friday. I usually go through 8 shots of vodka in an evening (over the course of the last 2-3 hours before I go to bed) but this shit really hits me a lot faster. 3 shots in and I was feeling right buzzed. Still ended up finishing the bottle in about 4 days (and that 4th day was just 2 shots) and that was with a little bit of help (captncrzy had 2 shots) so it didn't last that much longer than it probably should have, but it's probably going to be my go-to purchase now. In fact, it was tonight. Good thing I'm not planning on living long enough to require a liver transplant.

donkey sex
08-20-2010, 09:59 PM
only come on thread to feel better about my own alcoholism

caco0283
08-21-2010, 12:41 AM
oh fuck yeah im in full drunk thread form...mwhahahahha....well im going to log off now before i type shit i will regret in a few hours but mwhahahaha

caco0283
08-21-2010, 12:46 AM
ive got no legs...ive got no legs...thank you ive got no legs....god bless you

daxton
08-21-2010, 11:33 PM
Oh! Hi thread! .....again

wscmx13
08-25-2010, 12:53 AM
This is my first im drunk post. Im feeling really good.

Bendulum
09-02-2010, 04:39 PM
Yusssssssssss! and it's only thursday. . . thanks Alexander Keiths!

marooko
09-03-2010, 07:54 PM
The soon to be is away and I'm home with a 12 pack. This is just a warning post.

cradlerobber
09-04-2010, 01:13 PM
septbender.

i've been drinking more than i'd care to admit and i feel like i'm going to die if i don't slow down.

Bendulum
09-04-2010, 05:05 PM
If you need some support for slowing, I'm 'behind you'... figuratively. That's because I can't get enough of this premium dunkel brewed by Warsteiner, so I sort of know what you mean as far as slowing down is concernedd... then again, this is only beer, not some 40% spirits, which you might be into at the moment.. but anyway, slow down

However, watching this won't help, which I'm currently trying to followeZFRz28xmes&p=3B5868692CD7F490&playnext=1&index=1

wscmx13
09-12-2010, 12:04 AM
who knew wine could do this much damage?

fikus222
09-12-2010, 12:10 AM
A strong Vodka drink, then Jaeger for Del The Funky Homosapien and now leftovers with a side of 30 Rock...not a bad evening.

liquidsnake28
09-12-2010, 06:58 AM
Wild Fucking Turkey 101. That shit is the Real Deal Holyfield.

miscorrections
09-18-2010, 12:33 AM
My current state has a strong foundation in GOOD CHOICES.

thefunkylama
09-18-2010, 01:45 AM
SO JRUNK. Two shots and three Purple Dranks later and GOD DAMN......

MissingPerson
09-26-2010, 05:40 PM
Takes way too long to find this thread. It should be stickied.

My last four posts have been about alcohol in some form and I feel pretty great about it.

daxton
09-26-2010, 07:15 PM
I've subscribed to it. That's bad, right?

CuervoPH
09-26-2010, 07:39 PM
I am riding a fifth of Maker's Mark into this thread.

daxton
09-26-2010, 07:42 PM
giddy up!

MissingPerson
09-26-2010, 07:44 PM
What's Maker's Mark? Heard somebody mention it in a movie earlier today, oddly.

daxton
09-26-2010, 07:45 PM
yummy bourbon

CuervoPH
09-26-2010, 08:03 PM
I rebelled against bourbon as a college student. I'm only now discovering what I missed.

daxton
09-26-2010, 08:27 PM
Me too. Deliciousness and killer hangovers. Does anyone know if maybe I just keep drinking it I'll get a tolerance to brown liquor and red wine hangovers? My champagne, beer, and vodka (most of the time) hangovers have disappeared.

Bendulum
09-30-2010, 10:35 PM
Alexander Keiths strikes again! Hopefully I can reach daxton's level of tolerance and be INVINCIBLE to the beer hangover...... I can only wish

EDIT: must up pay tribute to that n64 game/movie from back in the day, if I'm speaking to the right demographic..

Bendulum
09-30-2010, 10:43 PM
fXW02XmBGQw&NR=1

daxton
10-01-2010, 08:10 PM
<----INVINCIBLE

Westy
10-02-2010, 07:55 PM
I've been sick all week and the best remedy is a few cans of Guinness. Whether it's xanax withdrawals, sea sickness, or just a hang over, the black stuff sorts it out. Back on the wagon next week though (this time I mean it).

Also, one of my favorite songs to listen to while drunk:
SJSaRw1vjxM

weeklymix
10-03-2010, 01:40 AM
Celebrating wins and Saturdays.

boarderwoozel3
10-03-2010, 01:43 AM
^ What he said.

Toasted. Wooooooooooooof!

sbessiso
10-04-2010, 08:58 PM
watermelon. blue raaspberry and fruoint punch 4 loko plus a whole lotta smallville and some cheezy ha,burger helper

FoxeyLady
10-08-2010, 09:20 PM
Wow. Haven't had a drink in about 3 weeks. Tolerance low. Room starting to blur.

eskamo951
10-17-2010, 03:54 AM
HEY! I have so much energy! I didn't even have soda. No caffeine, druuuuuuunk! Totally got a rickshaw ride to taco bell. I don't even know what to say about that right now. Really! That happened!

SoulDischarge
10-30-2010, 12:58 AM
I'm pretty much too drunk to function, yet here I am. So anything posted in the next few hours is excused, or not, I don't give a fuck. I have to work tomorrow which is going to be several layers of hell simultaneously, but hey, at least I'm not Tessa's level of drunken incoherence. Although I do have the desire to suck an obscene amount of anonymous cock, which most of you probably doesn't feel when you get wasted, which, all in all, I feel is your shortcoming, as jizz is quite soothing on your esophagus after a night of debauchery. At least I made out with some dude who invited me to a goat roast tomorrow night. Viva Logan Square.

getbetter
10-30-2010, 01:00 AM
Wow

SoulDischarge
10-30-2010, 01:08 AM
Yeah. Even I know that was a terrible, regrettable post. Honesty!

TallGuyCM
10-30-2010, 01:17 AM
I'm pretty much too drunk to function, yet here I am. So anything posted in the next few hours is excused, or not, I don't give a fuck. I have to work tomorrow which is going to be several layers of hell simultaneously, but hey, at least I'm not Tessa's level of drunken incoherence. Although I do have the desire to suck an obscene amount of anonymous cock, which most of you probably doesn't feel when you get wasted, which, all in all, I feel is your shortcoming, as jizz is quite soothing on your esophagus after a night of debauchery. At least I made out with some dude who invited me to a goat roast tomorrow night. Viva Logan Square.

So. tempted. to. sig.

SoulDischarge
10-30-2010, 01:23 AM
Shame is for the lifeless.

thom cobain
10-30-2010, 01:24 AM
Is my birthday. Am drunk. Fuck.

TallGuyCM
10-30-2010, 01:32 AM
While here, I should state that I am as well. Will prob be checking in late tomorrow night, too.

eskamo951
10-30-2010, 02:29 AM
HI!!!! Tonight was fun! So many cops out, though! I hate how they act like there's a war going on just because the college kids (who make up HALF the town's population) like to party on Halloween weekend. WTF? It's been a college town for over 100 years, let us party! You knew this when you decided to live here!

Kyliediscope
10-30-2010, 02:38 AM
Holy shit.

FoxeyLady
10-30-2010, 02:48 AM
Woke up literally SOAKING in my own sweat. Ugh. Can't go back to sleep. I shouldn't have stopped smoking weed...

EDIT: Woops, for some reason I thought this was the Insomnia Thread...

kronz420
10-30-2010, 03:15 AM
tXyuH1yx5g8

SoulDischarge
10-30-2010, 11:44 AM
So so wasted last night. Good god. I'm surprised I made it home.

FoxeyLady
11-02-2010, 09:31 PM
Man I never drink anymore, so when I do I get reallllly wasted. duosaybuobyf.

boarderwoozel3
11-05-2010, 10:16 PM
BOOM

heart cooks brain
11-05-2010, 10:19 PM
BOOM

lol. nice sig too