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chiapet
12-19-2009, 09:03 PM
Oh man one of them has pictures of himself in ladies underthings. The internet is fucking terrific.

Ha.SK
12-20-2009, 06:11 PM
on my 6th dos equis. mmm im good. :)

malcolmjamalawesome
12-20-2009, 06:12 PM
I don't drink as much or as often as I used to. However, I'm stuck at home with a pager, drinking, and just found a college friend on fb which caused me to stumble onto the profiles of most of the people I hooked up with when I was 18. This could get ugly.

Are they predominantly better or worse looking than they were then?

miscorrections
12-20-2009, 06:19 PM
The good news about drinking when you're sick is that you're already semi-looped so it doesn't take very much to push you over the edge.

Ha.SK
12-20-2009, 06:20 PM
Are they predominantly better or worse looking than they were then?

hmm shouldnt this be done while shes sober?


chiapet your fucked.

chiapet
12-20-2009, 07:10 PM
Are they predominantly better or worse looking than they were then?

All but one are FAR worse looking now than they were then. I thought I aged poorly, but WOW.

Also I found a childhood friend on the internet, but was NOT brave enough to contact him, since he has become incredibly hot. I always thought he was cute, but never shared this with him and instead, you know, went out with his friends. Because chicks are fucking headcases.

Ha.SK
12-20-2009, 08:09 PM
Because chicks are fucking headcases.

werd.

;)

runbowsky
12-20-2009, 08:13 PM
should I drink tonight?

Ha.SK
12-20-2009, 08:18 PM
9th dos equis....i should be in bed.

stinkbutt
12-21-2009, 02:24 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I should have been in bed hours ago

malcolmjamalawesome
12-21-2009, 09:25 PM
FUCKING. HAMMERED.

TallGuyCM
12-21-2009, 09:58 PM
I had to play my little brother in my fantasy football league's semi-finals, so I got one of those Heineken mini-kegs for tonight. Because I'd either need lots of beer to celebrate, or lots of beer to drown my sorrows.

Unfortunately, the latter came true.

runbowsky
12-21-2009, 11:22 PM
FUCKING. HAMMERED.

lol.. nice!

TallGuyCM
12-24-2009, 02:53 PM
So I have a feeling this thread will be visited by some tonight...

yeahfontaine
12-24-2009, 02:54 PM
Tonight?! How about this afternoon? I'm already a few nogs and ciders in... Happy Christmas, everyone!

Gribbz
12-24-2009, 02:55 PM
I'm drinking some Gentleman Jack this fine evening.

chiapet
12-24-2009, 03:07 PM
Tonight?! How about this afternoon? I'm already a few nogs and ciders in... Happy Christmas, everyone!

ditto. But now I think I'm going to hit the sauce for real. Yay for half-days and no family obligations and several hundred feet of wire.

runbowsky
12-24-2009, 07:25 PM
working on my third tall can listening to some drum & Base, drink up bitches.

paulthomasanderson
12-24-2009, 07:27 PM
So I have a feeling this thread will be visited by some tonight...

A nice dose of It's A Wonderful Life and some Smirnoff will get me by just fine. The better stuff will get its due tomorrow night.

chiapet
12-24-2009, 07:46 PM
I can't stand that movie. I'm watching some JRM movie that my tivo thoughtfully recorded. And sewing a costume. And getting really drunk.

obzen
12-24-2009, 08:35 PM
Hammer-smashed face, actually.

Ha.SK
12-24-2009, 09:54 PM
working on my 2nd tall can and watching xmas story.

boarderwoozel3
12-24-2009, 09:59 PM
On TBS by any chance?

Ha.SK
12-24-2009, 10:03 PM
you know it! every year.



its cute my mom has a little xmas story set setup in her dinning room with even the miniature ralphy in his pink bunny costume.

boarderwoozel3
12-24-2009, 10:06 PM
Ahaha! The broken leg lamp scene, I love the leg.

Ha.SK
12-24-2009, 10:10 PM
haha

"get the glue."

"we're out of glue"

"gahhhhhhhhh!..............................NOT A FINGA!"

rskapcat
12-25-2009, 05:05 AM
"You used up ALL the glue on PURPOSE!"

guedita
12-25-2009, 08:15 AM
Last night my boyfriend's mother got drunk and did the whole cliche "when are you getting married, I already call you my daughter" bit. I'm blaming that on my traditional christmas morning hangover.

chiapet
12-25-2009, 11:08 AM
That's my absolute holiday movie. I also like watching Christmas Vacation.

My mom made us watch It's a Wonderful Life *every* time it came on around the holidays, so consequently, I hate that movie. I'm thinking about watching Holiday Inn though.

Pixiessp
12-25-2009, 11:18 AM
Last night my sister got drunk and her crazy high school persona came out.
Her kids kept asking me if she was that funny and crazy when we were growing up. She was. I had one beer and decided to dance along to a Wii dance fitness game. " Ring my Bell " was the best one but by then I was spent. I may ask for a Wii for my birthday.

Gribbz
12-25-2009, 11:39 AM
Merry Christmas Clark! Shitter was full!

Ha.SK
12-26-2009, 07:33 PM
"You used up ALL the glue on PURPOSE!"

haha i missed that part! how could i! :lool

paulthomasanderson
12-26-2009, 08:00 PM
Found four empty bottles of vodka on my street early this morning, and it's pretty expensive stuff, but unfortunately I cannot recall if any of them are mine. Good times.

fiyahhh!
12-30-2009, 08:28 PM
Rogue's Shakespeare Stout is putting me in a good place right about now.

fatbastard
12-30-2009, 08:31 PM
I need an intervention fiyahhh! My life is going to hell. That said, the night is young and my taste buds can go for another beer and ciggie!!!

TallGuyCM
12-30-2009, 08:52 PM
Drinking in the neighbor's garage all day while getting Verizon FIOS installed ftw.

bug on your lip
12-31-2009, 05:59 AM
A South Dakota woman had a blood-alcohol level of .708 percent !!!

http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/news/article_9d4a1d0e-f4d1-11de-8edf-001cc4c002e0.html

captncrzy
12-31-2009, 06:12 AM
I am not drunk now but I will be in 12 hours. I need to get to the bank and withdraw some cab money.

sbessiso
12-31-2009, 06:17 AM
I have to work tomorrow at 8am so I dont think im gunna get too drunk if I drink at all. Iim just gunna replace alcohol with PHISH DRUGS

TomAz
12-31-2009, 06:32 AM
g16c08hkIMk

Mr. Dylanja
12-31-2009, 08:23 AM
Pretty sure i lost my phone... :nono

amyzzz
12-31-2009, 08:24 AM
just dance.

amyzzz
12-31-2009, 08:25 AM
(doot doot do)

bug on your lip
12-31-2009, 08:30 AM
http://www.mutineermagazine.com/img/blog/bill_clinton_00.jpg

Mr. Dylanja
12-31-2009, 08:34 AM
Amy, you cant come in here until after the next time we hang out.

Mr. Dylanja
12-31-2009, 08:47 AM
+20 in the diss archive HERE I COME!!!

chiapet
12-31-2009, 09:17 AM
I also have to work tomorrow at 8AM but I'm still getting trashed tonight. :P

runbowsky
01-01-2010, 02:31 AM
INEBRIATED goodnight.

Derekx
01-01-2010, 03:13 AM
Tooo much grey gooose.

Pixiessp
01-01-2010, 06:47 AM
Pretty sure i lost my phone... :nono

I'm pretty sure you found it. :)

TallGuyCM
01-07-2010, 04:11 PM
Red Bull and Vodka to start out. BCS National Championship Game. Will report back later.

chiapet
01-07-2010, 04:11 PM
I've been drinking since noon. Just cider though :)

amyzzz
01-07-2010, 04:53 PM
I thought about drinking last night. (baby steps)

miscorrections
01-07-2010, 05:03 PM
I'm drinking Franzia out of a Student Advocate water bottle printed with tips on what to do if you are questioned/arrested for being drunk in public.

chiapet
01-07-2010, 05:48 PM
I'm starting to get a headache. Probably from 7 hours of sweet, sweet cider. Ow. :(

TallGuyCM
01-07-2010, 10:20 PM
HAMMERED.

rskapcat
01-09-2010, 08:27 PM
I am so...so drunk. Drunk drunk drunk. Drunk.

malcolmjamalawesome
01-09-2010, 08:29 PM
Hey! Becca! Come over to I'm Stoned!

chiapet
01-09-2010, 08:35 PM
hey i'm drunk too!

malcolmjamalawesome
01-09-2010, 08:38 PM
Let's move this to I'm Stoned!

rskapcat
01-09-2010, 08:40 PM
I have a belly full of wine & I'm covered with stuffed animals. Yes, I am drunk & interacting w/children.

chiapet
01-09-2010, 08:48 PM
I have a belly full of cider and rum and am waiting for maintenance windows to start. Whee.

Westy
01-09-2010, 09:03 PM
Drunk. I'm running out of beer, so I will be getting stoned soon. Yaay, pissed and stoned!!

Pixiessp
01-09-2010, 09:05 PM
I have a belly full of wine & I'm covered with stuffed animals. Yes, I am drunk & interacting w/children.

I have requested pictures. Please oblige.

obzen
01-09-2010, 09:10 PM
FISTERED, BOYO!!!

rskapcat
01-09-2010, 09:17 PM
Me with my bounty of animals.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs168.snc3/19564_1286320432712_1071181233_858970_6719026_n.jp g

Pixiessp
01-09-2010, 09:23 PM
I want that Koala bear.

Monklish
01-09-2010, 09:33 PM
Me with my bounty of animals.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs168.snc3/19564_1286320432712_1071181233_858970_6719026_n.jp g

Where are you?

rskapcat
01-09-2010, 09:35 PM
At a friend's house. She has a child. He & his friend kept giving me stuffed animals.

boarderwoozel3
01-09-2010, 09:37 PM
Ha. Your animal embrace appears very sincere. Good times.


And hello, drunk thread.

rskapcat
01-09-2010, 09:40 PM
I'm still holding the animals. It would be cruel to just toss them aside.

Monklish
01-09-2010, 09:42 PM
At a friend's house. She has a child. He & his friend kept giving me stuffed animals.

I was trying to imply that I couldn't distinguish you from stuffed animals, and you didn't bite. Dammit.

rskapcat
01-09-2010, 09:44 PM
Sorry, Randy...I'm drunk. Subtle humor isn't really going to work. Should I be flattered or insulted that I look like a koala?

chiapet
01-09-2010, 09:47 PM
Flattered. I really dislike stuffed animals yet that koala looks strangely appealing...

Pixiessp
01-09-2010, 09:49 PM
I would love to have another beer but then I will be drunk and all I have to hug is my Charlie McCarthy.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t18/Pixiessp/charlie.jpg

BROKENDOLL
01-09-2010, 09:57 PM
I have a belly full of wine & I'm covered with stuffed animals. Yes, I am drunk & interacting w/children.
Just don't get so fucked up that you start interacting with the stuffed animals, Becca...


Me with my bounty of animals.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs168.snc3/19564_1286320432712_1071181233_858970_6719026_n.jp g
Are you being greedy or just EMO?


I'm still holding the animals. It would be cruel to just toss them aside.
The kids or the animals?

BROKENDOLL
01-09-2010, 10:01 PM
I would love to have another beer but then I will be drunk and all I have to hug is my Charlie McCarthy.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t18/Pixiessp/charlie.jpg
Pixiessp, A hug? You can't let good wood go to waste! See how you are?

boarderwoozel3
01-09-2010, 10:14 PM
^
I have absolutely no clue what you're trying to say there. Can you post the cypher for future reference?

TommyboyUNM
01-09-2010, 10:24 PM
I'm going to guess what BrokenDoll posted. I think it's either:

A) Sexual innuendo

or

B) Something about being drunk sharing TMI about her and Suffacated's sex life.


I think it's B.

amyzzz
01-09-2010, 10:26 PM
hi Tommy.

chiapet
01-09-2010, 10:31 PM
B does not exclude A, though.

TommyboyUNM
01-09-2010, 10:32 PM
Was I right?

Hi Amy. I'm not drinking this evening.

amyzzz
01-09-2010, 10:37 PM
I confess that I am somewhat envious of BD's sexual enjoyment, and I also confess that I put this in the wrong thread.

TommyboyUNM
01-09-2010, 10:38 PM
Amy, shut the fuck up about BD's sexual anything.

amyzzz
01-09-2010, 10:39 PM
shut the fuck up yourself.

boarderwoozel3
01-09-2010, 10:41 PM
http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/s/scoobydooss.jpg

BROKENDOLL
01-09-2010, 11:29 PM
I'm going to guess what BrokenDoll posted. I think it's either:

A) Sexual innuendo

or

B) Something about being drunk sharing TMI about her and Suffacated's sex life.


I think it's B.
:laughyouTommy's just pissed off :mad:because he only has his imaginary dick to work with. You should be happy to even get a little innuendo, Tommyboy!:lips

canexplain
01-09-2010, 11:53 PM
Hey BD tell Suff I said hey to him too. I am watching some auto auction. They just sold a shelby cobra for $1,000,000.00 ... yikes ... Now they have a shelby Mustang that is up to $820.000.00.... cr****


If we only knew back then .....

Shelby GT500: $4,195
Power disc brakes: $63.77
Power steering: $84.47
Shoulder harness: $50.76
Select-O-Matic transmission: $50.00
Air conditioner, SelectAire: $356.09
Exhaust emission control system: $45.45 Closed crankcase emission system: $5.19 Fold-down rear seat (mandatory): $64.77 Radio, AM push-button: $57.51
Deluxe wheels: $185.00
Rallye stripe: $34.95

SoulDischarge
01-09-2010, 11:56 PM
I'm pretty decently drunk and lost something important that isn't mine that'll probably end up with me getting bitched out over. Akron gay bars play the worst music. I asked the DJ if they had any Grace Jones and he just looked at me really confused. I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. Tomorrow's probably going to suck.

TallGuyCM
01-15-2010, 04:32 PM
Red Bull and Vodka to start out. BCS National Championship Game. Will report back later.

This, minus the game.

chiapet
01-15-2010, 04:48 PM
^^ same

TallGuyCM
01-15-2010, 04:49 PM
High five, chia.

rskapcat
01-15-2010, 05:46 PM
I wasn't intending to be drunk tonight. I had a crummy afternoon, so I wanted to have a glass of wine. I only had a salad for dinner...so one glass of wine has me buzzed.

TallGuyCM
01-15-2010, 05:54 PM
I wasn't intending to be drunk tonight. I had a crummy afternoon, so I wanted to have a glass of wine. I only had a salad for dinner...so one glass of wine has me buzzed.

KEEP GOING.

rskapcat
01-15-2010, 05:57 PM
It was a generous glass. I passed buzzed. Hi, drunk. I'm Becca.

AShortTermEffect
01-15-2010, 05:59 PM
Hi Becca, I'm.......not yet drunk.

BROKENDOLL
01-15-2010, 06:07 PM
Hey BD tell Suff I said hey to him too. I am watching some auto auction. They just sold a shelby cobra for $1,000,000.00 ... yikes ... Now they have a shelby Mustang that is up to $820.000.00.... cr****


If we only knew back then .....

Shelby GT500: $4,195
Power disc brakes: $63.77
Power steering: $84.47
Shoulder harness: $50.76
Select-O-Matic transmission: $50.00
Air conditioner, SelectAire: $356.09
Exhaust emission control system: $45.45 Closed crankcase emission system: $5.19 Fold-down rear seat (mandatory): $64.77 Radio, AM push-button: $57.51
Deluxe wheels: $185.00
Rallye stripe: $34.95

One of my friends father took me for afew laps around Riverside Raceway in his Shelby Cobra@ 160mph long ago, and I've had a taste for speed ever since... (Maybe I should rephrase that?:rolleyes)

rskapcat
01-15-2010, 06:22 PM
That made me giggle, Beverly. :) Not just the wine, either!

captncrzy
01-15-2010, 08:00 PM
Margaritas are happening.

coldstart
01-15-2010, 11:33 PM
I'm definitely getting there....

BlackSwan
01-16-2010, 12:16 AM
I rarely post on the board when I am drunk, but I am drunk right now.

feather
01-16-2010, 12:21 AM
BS drunk right now is so hot. I wish I had the address.

BlackSwan
01-16-2010, 12:22 AM
I can't deny it. It is hot stuff.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-16-2010, 12:25 AM
BS drunk right now is so hot. I wish I had the address.

jesus.

feather
01-16-2010, 12:32 AM
jesus.

:D Tiny internet crush? No harm done.

Gribbz
01-17-2010, 11:26 AM
I was at my favorite bar for 11 hours yesterday. Two of the bartenders said: "Matt, you've been here longer than my shift."

Ironically, I don't remember feeling drunk.


Oi.

chiapet
01-17-2010, 05:49 PM
drunk AND watching 30 rock for the first time.

NiceArthur32
01-17-2010, 07:21 PM
I was at my favorite bar for 11 hours yesterday. Two of the bartenders said: "Matt, you've been here longer than my shift."

Ironically, I don't remember feeling drunk.


Oi.



done this a few times before... even ordered two different meals to the bar... youre a good man.

chiapet
01-17-2010, 07:22 PM
Heh, I haven't done ^^ that in a couple of years. Good times, though.

TallGuyCM
01-17-2010, 07:39 PM
drunk AND watching 30 rock for the first time.

You have to be intoxicated in some manner to find that show funny.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
01-17-2010, 07:43 PM
You have to be intoxicated in some manner to find that show funny.

Chris, your sense of humor saddens me sometimes. It hurts my heart when I see you repeatedly bash awesome things.

TallGuyCM
01-17-2010, 08:16 PM
Chris, your sense of humor saddens me sometimes. It hurts my heart when I see you repeatedly bash awesome things.

I've only watched it twice, I'll give you that. But don't you think that the show thinks it's funnier than it actually is? The Office suffers from the same flaw.

Alec Baldwin, John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. What do they have in common? The three of them are so blatantly and relentlessly narcissistic that I have a hard time enjoying anything they're in these days. They're absolutely disgusting people.

MissingPerson
01-18-2010, 04:32 PM
Heeeeeeeeeeey,

It's Tuesday here. Happy Tuesday.

chiapet
01-18-2010, 05:30 PM
Alec Baldwin, John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. What do they have in common? The three of them are so blatantly and relentlessly narcissistic that I have a hard time enjoying anything they're in these days. They're absolutely disgusting people.

I agree with you on principle (and cannot stand watching anything with Nicholas Cage in particular), but I would like to point out that (only 10 episodes into the series), I think Alec's role on the show is one that is intentionally self-depreciating of his egotism and works with his character.

In general, I usually don't think screen actors work on tv, so I'm surprised I like it. The only other movie-actor-on-tv I can think of that I *like* is The Forgotten (Christian Slater).

chiapet
01-18-2010, 05:54 PM
Also you should at least watch the "Black Tie" episode from Season 1. Or at least the Paul Reubens part.

TallGuyCM
01-18-2010, 06:08 PM
Also you should at least watch the "Black Tie" episode from Season 1. Or at least the Paul Reubens part.

OK, thanks for the recommendation.

chiapet
01-18-2010, 06:17 PM
The episode as a whole isn't that funny. Just paul reubens.

Monklish
01-18-2010, 06:28 PM
If you're going to recommend a 30 Rock episode, the correct episode is the very last of the second season, where Jack goes to work for the Department of Homeland Security. Pure fucking brilliance.

chiapet
01-18-2010, 06:30 PM
As I said, I'm only mid-way through Season 1 right now. I enjoyed gimpy peewee.

TallGuyCM
01-22-2010, 04:17 PM
Red Bull and Vodka to start out.

And again.

TomAz
01-22-2010, 06:34 PM
You people.

OnlyNonStranger
01-22-2010, 07:16 PM
Jameson and some microbrew with a whole shitload of new bands to check out. Tonight will be good.

jimmycrackcorn
01-24-2010, 06:13 PM
feeling nice...
belly full o baby smoked clams, thai chili tuna, crackers, and one cookie after several nice mugs o beer...

-fantasizing about coachella and smiling-

gmoneyak
01-24-2010, 06:29 PM
I'm thinking total obliteration at the hands of some cheap vino tonight.

CuervoPH
01-24-2010, 07:53 PM
My roommate's boyfriend was staying with us all weekend. Opposites definitely attract because for every good quality she has, he has the polar opposite bad quality to the nth degree. He has gone home now, and I am celebrating with cheap tequila the fact that it's a long-distance relationship normally.

fikus222
01-29-2010, 11:52 PM
Got a late start tonight, but I'm making up for it in fine form at the Old Peculiar. Since the afterhours House club isn't going off tonight I dunno what we are going to do for an after party. Rock and Sock'em Wobots!!!!

metalfag
01-30-2010, 12:14 AM
DUDE HOLY FUCK, WME AND MY FONT TO 711 AND FRINED WE WENT TO 71T1 AND WE ARE 18ISH AND HE M BEER AND THE GUY DGAFED, AND ITS 1:12 IN f MORNING FUCKIN SICKEST SHIT fuck so fun I <3 blue moon

yeahfontaine
01-30-2010, 12:21 AM
hahaha 18ish

metalfag
01-30-2010, 08:46 AM
hahaha i meant definitely not 21, he just walked up to the counter with no fear and it worked, it was sick, i didnt know i typed like such a dumbshit

MissingPerson
01-31-2010, 09:22 PM
I think I kind of fancy Joe Goddard.

Sometimes I am a mystery even to myself.

lickety_spit
02-04-2010, 10:05 PM
I'm trying to get drunk 'cause this big old bitch at the bar is dancing to "Doin' It" by LL Cool J, and I can still see straight.

ballroomdancer22
02-04-2010, 10:26 PM
take her down...

Theijuiel
02-04-2010, 10:50 PM
Drank down some King Cobra *friend of mine left it, I felt the need to do away with it, nasty stuff* Now onto some Bordeaux.

weeklymix
02-04-2010, 11:11 PM
DUDE HOLY FUCK, WME AND MY FONT TO 711 AND FRINED WE WENT TO 71T1 AND WE ARE 18ISH AND HE M BEER AND THE GUY DGAFED, AND ITS 1:12 IN f MORNING FUCKIN SICKEST SHIT fuck so fun I <3 blue moon

I didn't realize these antics went along with drinking Blue Moon.

If you're drinking cheap wine to get drunk I've found any Chilean red wine is worth every penny.

Gin works too.

eskamo951
02-04-2010, 11:12 PM
DUDE HOLY FUCK, WME AND MY FONT TO 711 AND FRINED WE WENT TO 71T1 AND WE ARE 18ISH AND HE M BEER AND THE GUY DGAFED, AND ITS 1:12 IN f MORNING FUCKIN SICKEST SHIT fuck so fun I <3 blue moon

I only get carded at a 7-11 if I'm near a college.

metalfag
02-04-2010, 11:24 PM
I only get carded at a 7-11 if I'm near a college.

Your stoked, we tried again tonight and got shut down at like 4 different 7-11's but no need to worry, I will definitely be joining this thread tomorrow <3

moomoo
02-04-2010, 11:26 PM
I will definitely be joining this thread tomorrow <3

please don't.

moomoo
02-04-2010, 11:27 PM
you don't find it a little sad that it's 24 hours before you go out for the night and you already see yourself coming on this message board to talk about how you and your lame ass friends got away with buying beer at 7-11?

IRSCOTT
02-04-2010, 11:30 PM
Has anyone tried siera nevada's Big Foot, 9.6% of barley wine goodness

lickety_spit
02-04-2010, 11:52 PM
"this ain't a song, it's a GOD. DAMN. DISGRACE."

eskamo951
02-06-2010, 09:15 PM
I was drunk first, but let the crossfade begin...

malcolmjamalawesome
02-06-2010, 11:33 PM
WOLFMAN

metalfag
02-06-2010, 11:50 PM
you don't find it a little sad that it's 24 hours before you go out for the night and you already see yourself coming on this message board to talk about how you and your lame ass friends got away with buying beer at 7-11?

damn your right what was I thinking? I forgot that your cool because your fourty still livin with ma and pa, sleepin on the sofa in their living room checking this messageboard all day, who cares about beer in a drunk thread... :lips

metalfag
02-06-2010, 11:59 PM
drank again<#3

luckyface
02-07-2010, 01:15 AM
HEY HAEY KIDS!

gmoneyak
02-07-2010, 02:29 AM
I love gambling states... A concert, about 10 beers, a late night meal and I'm still up on the night... Gyyeah..

moomoo
02-07-2010, 02:39 AM
damn your right what was I thinking? I forgot that your cool because your fourty still livin with ma and pa, sleepin on the sofa in their living room checking this messageboard all day, who cares about beer in a drunk thread... :lips

I'm 19.

Devin the Dude
02-07-2010, 02:51 AM
I'm so high,..

guedita
02-07-2010, 07:08 AM
DUDE HOLY FUCK, WME AND MY FONT TO 711 AND FRINED WE WENT TO 71T1 AND WE ARE 18ISH AND HE M BEER AND THE GUY DGAFED, AND ITS 1:12 IN f MORNING FUCKIN SICKEST SHIT fuck so fun I <3 blue moon


Your stoked, we tried again tonight and got shut down at like 4 different 7-11's but no need to worry, I will definitely be joining this thread tomorrow <3

Why does your profile page say you are 21? Aw....are you trying to impress us?

On Friday my friend and I had to go to 7-11 to get bags of ice for her mom (who had surgery), and there was a group of kids outside harassing us... "Where's the party!? Yo, you girls going to a party? We're partying for sure....we have a fake! Hey, you need booze? YO! WTF why aren't you talking to us? Whatever, your clothes don't even match. You're mismatched! You're mismatched!"

To which I replied, "You're hanging out at a 7-11!" Oh, youth.

metalfag
02-08-2010, 05:22 PM
Why does your profile page say you are 21? Aw....are you trying to impress us?

On Friday my friend and I had to go to 7-11 to get bags of ice for her mom (who had surgery), and there was a group of kids outside harassing us... "Where's the party!? Yo, you girls going to a party? We're partying for sure....we have a fake! Hey, you need booze? YO! WTF why aren't you talking to us? Whatever, your clothes don't even match. You're mismatched! You're mismatched!"

To which I replied, "You're hanging out at a 7-11!" Oh, youth.

idk hahaha i must have just put that when i was making it, oh youth remember?

algunz
02-08-2010, 06:12 PM
This thread is making drinking look dumbing.

sleepybrew
02-09-2010, 01:48 AM
This thread is making drinking look dumbing.

never. drunking and smoking could never doo that

weeklymix
02-20-2010, 09:26 PM
Holy. Shit.

boarderwoozel3
02-20-2010, 09:45 PM
This thread is relevant to my current state.

weeklymix
02-20-2010, 10:08 PM
Woooooozel CHAT

Newro7ic
02-20-2010, 10:24 PM
Give me like 20 minutes and i'll be right there with yalls

OnlyNonStranger
02-20-2010, 10:43 PM
I love Montana for it's microbrews.

boarderwoozel3
02-20-2010, 11:20 PM
Woooooozel CHAT

:( I missed everyone!

weeklymix
02-20-2010, 11:29 PM
Drank more. Streaming movie time. Night night.

StubbADubb
02-21-2010, 12:29 AM
Thank god for this thread. Surrounded by 19 yr old douchebags post Olympics fireworks. God I feel old.

Newro7ic
02-21-2010, 12:57 AM
i made it.. i['m fucking drunk... more beers in the fridge.. look alive people

StubbADubb
02-21-2010, 01:03 AM
Cheers!

dontfeedthebird
02-21-2010, 01:10 AM
god i'm drunk.

Mak Attack
02-22-2010, 06:25 AM
I just found out I offered to buy a friend's Coachella thicket in my drunken stupor on Friday. Eek!

caco0283
02-22-2010, 06:38 AM
ah the good old days when I used to drink like a fish





aight i have never made an "offical" thread before and im allowed...why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! many times ive been drunk and i have fucking great ideas but i dont post them....well here we go my friends from afar....we cant post drunk comments here...ok great....ill be rightback cos i need another drink...okay im back!!!!! so yeah here is what i have to say....me Ronnie O____ Ba__mon...i have this to say.....i think that C___y is fucking retarded....im so fucking tired of her fucking ass.....i want to just deleatee her damn number from my phone....i think i talked to ya__o about this before but i dont remmeber.....fuck the bitch and i wont allow me to fall into the dark zone i did with Chr___a.....OMG FRANKIE WONT STOP WAGGING HIS DAMN TAIL!!!!!! FUCKING DAWG IS PISSING ME OFF WIT HTHAT DCAMN TAIL...its just going wag wag wag.....wag wa g wag....wwwwwaaggg igty wag wag. fucking dog. So as i was saying you fkcing munkeys OOHHHH OHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH.......i have this idea for a movie and i drew up mi poster to the film...i hope i remember to scan it.....if i forget plz remeind me to scan it to send yall..ok??? fucking remind me!!!!! the whole movie begins here...now....right fucking here...with fucking frankie wagging that satan tail of his and you reading about it.....and when it ends you think the movie ended when you see the credits but it really ends when you read the back of the dvd cover and the movie says THE END!!!! do you understand????? btw gabe WHERE THE phone is ring berightback...im back....FUCK IS MY GLASSES????well they arent mind they belong to megh_an.....but she needs them back and i need them back if i need her...y9ou know what i mean my negro with whiteout on himself??? aight enought for now peace out my brothers and sisters from other mothers

enjoy the drunk thread

miscorrections
02-26-2010, 11:33 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
02-27-2010, 12:03 AM
I wish I was drunk :(

MissingPerson
02-27-2010, 07:56 PM
Just got back from my sister's birthday party in a German beer hall. It was great, even though I got the most disturbing pick up line I've ever heard in my life from one of my sister's good friends.

rskapcat
02-27-2010, 07:57 PM
Chat, Gemma.

MissingPerson
02-27-2010, 08:19 PM
Alright.

Devin the Dude
02-28-2010, 12:06 AM
This lovely thread has almost 100 pages. <3

ZackQ
02-28-2010, 12:21 AM
i love you guys

johnnypolite
02-28-2010, 12:25 AM
Fuck you fuck you fuckyou fuck you.

juloxx
02-28-2010, 12:46 AM
I didnt get laid tonight :(

...And im too drunk to be on the solo.... whatever man, what can ya do?

SydChaplin25
02-28-2010, 01:08 AM
God I'm drunk I just came from the Royal Falconer in Riverside, Ca. They hook it up!!!

MassiveChemicalPunk
02-28-2010, 01:10 AM
i'M drunk. it's my birthday :;)

SydChaplin25
02-28-2010, 01:19 AM
i'M drunk. it's my birthday :;)

Happy Birthday!!!!

clumsy342
02-28-2010, 01:34 AM
happy birthday MCP.

I'm.... not drunk enough..

fikus222
02-28-2010, 01:56 AM
Happy Birfday...stupid hiccups ;)

MissingPerson
02-28-2010, 08:06 AM
Just got back from my sister's birthday party in a German beer hall. It was great, even though I got the most disturbing pick up line I've ever heard in my life from one of my sister's good friends.

Mentioned it to somebody else today, and he said "Yeah, that's guy. Last year he went through a phase of licking everybody's faces when he'd come into the pub. Like, everybody's faces."

rskapcat
02-28-2010, 08:10 AM
Wow...pickup lines about gang-rape movies AND a face-licker? Marry him now.

MissingPerson
02-28-2010, 08:22 AM
Now that I think of it, he was wearing his coat, hat and scarf indoors the whole night too.

rskapcat
02-28-2010, 08:29 AM
Better to hide the weaponry.

MissingPerson
02-28-2010, 08:31 AM
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

fatbastard
02-28-2010, 12:06 PM
Best quote of the week.

dontfeedthebird
02-28-2010, 12:08 PM
i'm drunk. celebrating the car we bought yesterday, while being drunk. is that legal?

fatbastard
02-28-2010, 12:14 PM
You can buy a car while being drunk, but the pre-celebratory drinking is questionable.

OutOfmYminD
03-01-2010, 09:42 AM
What the hell happened to me this weekend?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-02-2010, 08:41 PM
I fucking LOVE Japanese biru!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-02-2010, 08:41 PM
yea to having a night off!

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 08:42 PM
I just went to my favorite bar for 3 hours and turns out I am now tight enough with the owner (who was bartending) for her to charge me only 1 out of every 2 drinks. She also made my well drinks in mason jars with 2/3 being liquor (and not charging extra). I love her so much.

Also one time I saw her buying two potatoes at the grocery store.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-02-2010, 08:44 PM
free biru = bobby g

MissingPerson
03-02-2010, 08:44 PM
Potato Colada. They're all the rage here, you'll see.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-02-2010, 08:45 PM
damn irish.

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 08:47 PM
Bobby?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-02-2010, 08:49 PM
Hai (not hi but the Japanese yes)

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37434

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 08:51 PM
Well eff that I already saw that.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-02-2010, 08:56 PM
more bobby g = win

plus I'm drunk

Double A
03-02-2010, 08:58 PM
Drinks and this... http://www.mixesdb.com/db/index.php/1999-01-31_-_Cassius_-_Essential_Mix = nice times

miscorrections
03-02-2010, 08:58 PM
Bobby in person in my bed would be win. Or on my kitchen counter, or bathroom sink, or couch, or floor, or you get the picture.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-02-2010, 09:03 PM
bobby g will rip your soul apart. And by soul I mean....

OnlyNonStranger
03-04-2010, 06:31 PM
Just picked up a 75 of the pear flavored Grey Goose. This is a preemptive post for the state I will be in later.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-04-2010, 07:04 PM
I'm definately drinking when I get home tonight.

StubbADubb
03-04-2010, 07:42 PM
Wish I wasn't abstaining from booze for the month of March. Thank fuck for Kava though!!

OnlyNonStranger
03-04-2010, 07:44 PM
Maybe I was doing it wrong but I thought kava was boring.

StubbADubb
03-04-2010, 07:48 PM
Maybe I was doing it wrong but I thought kava was boring.



It doesn't work on a lot of people, and I guess I could see it being boring for some. For me it makes music sound extra dimensional and vibrant, makes me really happy, relaxed and loopy. I prefer wine but for this month I must make do...

MissingPerson
03-04-2010, 07:53 PM
It's not so bad.

In general; it's not so bad.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-04-2010, 07:54 PM
wtf?

OnlyNonStranger
03-04-2010, 07:57 PM
do a barrel roll

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-05-2010, 12:42 AM
I :pulse asahi

lickety_spit
03-05-2010, 02:03 AM
i drank!

SDsoldier7
03-05-2010, 01:26 PM
on it.

J~$$$$
03-05-2010, 01:29 PM
Do you turn bright red and start slurring your l's when you are drunk?

fikus222
03-05-2010, 09:10 PM
Just got back from a 6 hour partay at the beach, with full bonfire benefits. Came home early so that we could wash the smoke off before heading over to one of my wife's friend's 21st birfday party. We get older but they stay the same age :D

Here's a pic of the beach (Golden Gardens):

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Golden_Gardens_sunset_pano.jpg/1200px-Golden_Gardens_sunset_pano.jpg

Bud Luster
03-05-2010, 10:52 PM
yesa drunk

IRSCOTT
03-05-2010, 11:26 PM
Makers mark is better after noon... but before works wonders too.

guedita
03-05-2010, 11:51 PM
Downtown San Jose scares the shit out of me.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-05-2010, 11:57 PM
is it that bad?

boarderwoozel3
03-06-2010, 12:50 AM
Hi.

moomoo
03-06-2010, 01:21 AM
Hi.

Get back in chat!

fikus222
03-06-2010, 01:38 AM
OMFG, does Bellevue WA have any males that aren't complete douchebags? No wonder my wife and I only go there for the mall.

eskamo951
03-06-2010, 01:45 AM
If I keep drinking, will this shitty part of the state go away? Also, hello thread, I do not believe I've posted in here before. Not much of a drinker lately...probably gunna change that

MissingPerson
03-06-2010, 02:12 PM
Comfortably numb.

stuporfly
03-06-2010, 02:14 PM
On our way to meet friends for drinks. I hope to be able to report back in a far less lucid state a few hours from now.

yeahfontaine
03-06-2010, 02:34 PM
Drunk on Mike's cranberries already and we still have the drive to Vancouver to do, dinner @ our fave sushi place--saki'll help i guess- and teh BRMC show to see. Cant wait

guedita
03-06-2010, 07:52 PM
is it that bad?

Well, I had been at the theatre, so it was a bit of a shock to walk out to try and find a place to have a few drinks after the show that weren't riddled with skanks and thugs. Not super terrible...not any place I would ever, ever go clubbing.

Gribbz
03-06-2010, 11:48 PM
What's up fuckers

eskamo951
03-06-2010, 11:51 PM
I'm well on my way to joining this thread tonight...

Devin the Dude
03-07-2010, 12:57 AM
Drunk and on the rampage.

Mark Linkous is dead--my life has no purpose.

StubbADubb
03-07-2010, 01:07 AM
Drunk on Mike's cranberries already and we still have the drive to Vancouver to do, dinner @ our fave sushi place--saki'll help i guess- and teh BRMC show to see. Cant wait

Which sushi place? The Eatery?

Is there a I WISH I WAS DRUNK THREAD? Being the DD (aka roadie) at my bf's show and even tho the band went on at 11, everyone is sharing gear today so we can't actually leave till 3AM when the last band finishes.

Lemme tell you, being stone cold sober from 8pm- 3am, listening to sucky local bands and being surrounded by pumped up coke-heads = not fun.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-07-2010, 01:50 AM
wow shitty.

StubbADubb
03-07-2010, 02:15 AM
To be fair, the local bands were better than normal - but they'd still sound better if I had a few in me. It's 3am and I'm still here, running my iPhone battery into the ground. And I still have to drive 35 min to get home, ugggh.

Hope all you drunkies are doing extra shots on my behalf :p

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-07-2010, 02:24 AM
pffft...I'm working. I WISH I was drinking too!

eskamo951
03-07-2010, 02:27 AM
pffft...I'm working. I WISH I was drinking too!

You work at 3:30 am?!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-07-2010, 02:37 AM
graveyard.

paulb
03-07-2010, 08:32 AM
Woo! Coulda used this thread last night, instead I took it out in chat and boardies voice mail

feather
03-07-2010, 08:40 AM
I enjoyed your Jager-induced voicemail/texts Paul :D

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-08-2010, 09:16 AM
10:19 am? Drinking wine? Yes, but only because I just got off of work. HAI FEATHER!! :cat

obzen
03-08-2010, 02:06 PM
I'M FISTERED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

MissingPerson
03-13-2010, 08:02 PM
For reasons known only to God, I spent the evening trying to tell my immediate boss how to find his ladys G Spot.

Why?

TomAz
03-13-2010, 08:13 PM
its' like 6 am on a sunday morning there. why?

CuervoPH
03-13-2010, 08:17 PM
"Did you check the last place she left it? It's probably there."

MissingPerson
03-13-2010, 08:19 PM
Boss took us all out for drinks. We had fun. Then he got knocked onto the ground by some bouncers and smacked his head on the pavement. Last I saw he was being carted off in an ambulance, and I feel pretty shitty about skipping off home afterwards. He's lucid and with his friends and all, and I'm not too worried about his wellbeing, but he's a nice guy and he didn't deserve hassle from anybody. Odd night, and I got weirdly hyperemotional about a remix of LCD Soundsystem's Someone Great, but aside from my boss's GBH, it was great.

TomAz
03-13-2010, 08:24 PM
i wish i were irish. well in certain respects.

MissingPerson
03-13-2010, 08:35 PM
I frequently wish I was elsewise. There is a crippling kind of pessimism to our national character that I resent, and for that, more than anything else, I admire American ambition.

That said, I'm going to try it on with the current object of my affections tomorrow, so wish me luck.

ivankay
03-13-2010, 08:38 PM
Good luck.

psychic friend
03-13-2010, 08:42 PM
chat room

CuervoPH
03-13-2010, 08:43 PM
Yes, definitely good luck. And try to ignore the fact that I'm drinking solely so that I can legally post in this thread.

SoulDischarge
03-13-2010, 08:53 PM
I admire American ambition.

Other people's ambition creates crippling pessimism amongst those who don't share said ambition. We get the worst of both worlds!

obzen
03-13-2010, 10:45 PM
Scrubbing the damn, I am.