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cubrocker
08-16-2009, 03:15 AM
its shocking when you take a couple days off drinking and you start pooping normal again

prim8king
08-16-2009, 10:40 PM
Ugh. I'm sick of drinking. I either need to start eating better, stop drinking, or find pills.

Moderation, my friend...will allow you to live it up and be healthy! Cheers :)

WhyTheLongFace
08-17-2009, 02:05 AM
I'm pretty drunk but can type. Clipse and cool kids were ill. If I didn't know any better I think the clipse offered to sell me cocaine. I don't know how I feel about that. I should have bought it and kept it. Maybe got it autographed. R-E-U-P-G-A-N-G

Yeah and I spilled hot yoshinoya on my leg. Smells like pee and my thigh still burns. Bought to grab a water bottle and hit the hay.

WhyTheLongFace
08-17-2009, 02:06 AM
And I always forget theres a long ass break after the M83 remix of Bloc Party Pioneers. Once I pressed enter the song after started to play. Freaky

misterpickles
08-17-2009, 10:46 PM
mmmmmmmmm

http://ruination.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mississippi-mud.jpeg

MissingPerson
08-18-2009, 05:48 PM
Homemade mead is better after absinthe.

emtgreg
08-18-2009, 05:50 PM
I feel that drinking with nearly anyone in this thread would be an adventure in alcohol tolerance and awesome.

Well, nearly anyone in this thread.

ragingdave
08-25-2009, 09:49 PM
its shocking when you take a couple days off drinking and you start pooping normal again

What's normal poop?
I didn;t know of such a thing.

Mine varies between shades of burnt umber to forest green.
Sometimes it's very liquidy and yet other times it comes out like rabbit pellets.

Every now and then it has stringy things in it or corn.

Oh and I'm drinking Viognier.

ragingdave
08-25-2009, 10:02 PM
This last one had a little blood in it.

The poop that is.
Not the Viognier.

JClemy
08-29-2009, 08:46 AM
mmm I had some delicious Japanese beer of some sort tonight. It's fun when you do Karaoke and get all you can drink!

Chicken cartilage is not so good. Even after drinking it's no good. Singing when drinking is a winning combination though.

Deviate_420
09-14-2009, 09:00 PM
I'm fucking wasted!!!!!!!!!!! text me 760 877 3550!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boarderwoozel3
09-14-2009, 11:28 PM
Bold.

I sure could have used this thread on Friday night into Saturday afternoon. Though the odds of successfully operating a keyboard weren't in my favor.

MissingPerson
09-17-2009, 07:11 PM
The Convince-Me-I'm-Wrong thread has me listening to Arcade Fire again. D'you know, I think they're quite good?

I love the size of the bottles cheapass Czech beer comes in. It's perfect.

Mr. Dylanja
09-17-2009, 08:56 PM
MPeezy, say something funny while you're still drunk.

MissingPerson
09-17-2009, 09:01 PM
I used to paint my dog blue when I was a kid.

MissingPerson
09-17-2009, 09:10 PM
I always found it funny, anway. Endlessly funny, that blue dog. Sometimes, I'd paint swearwords on the sides of sheep too though, but that was kind of a waste because you never got to see any audience reaction.

I'm going back to college monday. I really hope the class of semi-autistic nerds I was with last year have suddenly had some sort of re-puberty and turned into cool, attractive, functional humans.

liquidsnake28
09-17-2009, 09:10 PM
it's an acquired taste, and the finest beer to grace this earth.

No. How many different beers have you tried? Guinness is actually closer to one of the worst.

Mr. Dylanja
09-17-2009, 09:13 PM
I always found it funny, anway. Endlessly funny, that blue dog. Sometimes, I'd paint swearwords on the sides of sheep too though, but that was kind of a waste because you never got to see any audience reaction.

I'm going back to college monday. I really hope the class of semi-autistic nerds I was with last year have suddenly had some sort of re-puberty and turned into cool, attractive, functional humans.

Thank you ma'am ;)

MissingPerson
09-17-2009, 09:17 PM
One of the guys I go to college with dresses like a bicycle courier. Courier satchel, little hat, skinny leggings, those stupid pointy shoes, the whole shebang.

Never once have I seen him with a bicycle.

MissingPerson
09-17-2009, 09:24 PM
Also, one of my best buddies on my course is a ranking member of the college Christian union. We're ideologically opposed, but he doesn't have difficulty with eye contact or have to colour code his M&M's or anything, so I'll take what I can get.

buddy
09-17-2009, 09:26 PM
No. How many different beers have you tried? Guinness is actually closer to one of the worst.

many. probably too many.

MissingPerson
09-17-2009, 09:27 PM
Every time I see your avatar, I think it's Bumblebee from Transformers for a second.

buddy
09-17-2009, 09:31 PM
i may have to change it now, being associated with anything michael bay is bad.

liquidsnake28
09-17-2009, 09:37 PM
Unless it's money.

algunz
09-17-2009, 09:42 PM
Or Megan Fox

buddy
09-17-2009, 09:44 PM
Unless it's money.

not enough money for that to be true

OutOfmYminD
09-17-2009, 10:17 PM
I'm a light weight now.

MissingPerson
09-18-2009, 06:50 PM
Huh.

Man, I'd completely forgotten all about that blue dog and swearword sheep thing until I read about it again in this thread. Ah memories. Patchy, blinky memories.

Canned Guinness just isn't right, but it turns out it goes quite well with pasta.

rskapcat
09-18-2009, 06:55 PM
I prefer Murphy's. It's like Guinness minus the unpleasant bite.

MissingPerson
09-18-2009, 07:04 PM
There's a whole regional divide there. People from Dublin tend to drink Guinness exclusively, people from Cork or the southern countryside tend to drink Murphy's fanatically.

Best stout I've ever tasted was one of the Porterhouse Pub's own stouts. Anybody who's ever in Dublin again, I'm going to take you to the Porterhouse, I regret not taking Zenidog or Boarderwoozel there.

boarderwoozel3
09-18-2009, 07:13 PM
Rain check.

Let the record indicate that I recently had my first Guinness since returning stateside and yes, it really does pail in comparison to it's Irish counterpart. You can't taste the roasted barley as much, and it wasn't as thick.

MissingPerson
09-18-2009, 07:15 PM
Booya.

The Porterhouse stout's extra ingredient is oysters. Seriously.

OutOfmYminD
09-18-2009, 08:10 PM
Got a Mississippi Mud, premade black and tan, for tonight should I be prepared for disappointment?

Mr. Dylanja
09-18-2009, 08:16 PM
Last night MPeezy inspired me, tonight I inspire the world!

MissingPerson
09-18-2009, 08:23 PM
It's allllllll about paying it forward.

algunz
09-18-2009, 09:57 PM
I did it. I made it. I'm done. :p

fikus222
09-18-2009, 10:13 PM
The next 5 minutes have 2 Car Bombs with my name on them. Rawk and/or roll baby!!

algunz
09-18-2009, 10:19 PM
I LOVE CAR BOMBS!!!!!

fatbastard
09-18-2009, 10:43 PM
A few Coronas. No big woop.

algunz
09-18-2009, 10:52 PM
I'm down 3 Redhill Reds.

If you knew, you'd know.

I've moved on to a joint and cinnamon toast. It's a good Friday.

fatbastard
09-18-2009, 10:53 PM
Mmmm. That actually sounds good. I'll assume plenty of butter.

Suffacated
09-18-2009, 10:56 PM
Munchies?

fatbastard
09-18-2009, 11:03 PM
I'm asumming she's exhaling into the bread and eating it.

suprefan
09-18-2009, 11:05 PM
Gunz likes her Ganja

algunz
09-18-2009, 11:06 PM
I do. Does that make me a criminal?

suprefan
09-18-2009, 11:08 PM
nope, not at all.

algunz
09-18-2009, 11:08 PM
Sank u, so I will continue.

suprefan
09-18-2009, 11:41 PM
Well now youre all sleepy.

Suffacated
09-18-2009, 11:43 PM
sleeplurly...

algunz
09-18-2009, 11:43 PM
At this time of the night that's kind of the point. :)

Suffacated
09-18-2009, 11:49 PM
See : The Insomnia Thread: Post In Here Only Between 1AM and 5-6AM


Who is having trouble falling asleep?

EDIT: NOW OPEN LATE! EVEN LATE!

Except you can't post if you wake up at around 5. This is for insomniacs, not early birds.

MissingPerson
09-19-2009, 06:36 PM
Tonight, like every other night, is a one off. I hope everyone cherished every second of it. And if not, be sure to do so tomorrow.

Ah.

SoulDischarge
09-19-2009, 06:38 PM
As good of a philosophy as any.

MissingPerson
09-19-2009, 06:42 PM
I won a drinking contest with a Brazilian tonight. He'll be better off tomorrow morning though.

Mr. Dylanja
09-19-2009, 06:47 PM
The drunk thread, brought to you by MissingPerson.

frozen pilgrim
09-19-2009, 06:49 PM
I've fallen in love with mill st. brewery. right now I'm drinking stock ale.

if there's anyone in the US fortunate to have access to any mill st. product, I urge you to indulge.

MissingPerson
09-19-2009, 06:49 PM
The drunk thread, brought to you by MissingPerson.

My mam would be so proud.

MissingPerson
09-19-2009, 07:14 PM
And I totally don't care that I'm a cliché.

bmack86
09-19-2009, 07:19 PM
I want to be joining this thread by the end of the night. I've been studying nonstop since 11, and that's the longest I've studied in my whole memory of school. I could tell you so much about the tort of Negligence right now it makes my head spin. I'm going to drink away all I learned today.

MissingPerson
09-19-2009, 07:24 PM
As my friend would say, drink yourself retarded.

I've decided this is my new battlecry, I'm going to have to get it engraved on something.

Mr. Dylanja
09-19-2009, 07:34 PM
How bout a flask?

MissingPerson
09-19-2009, 07:38 PM
Snicker.

My hipflask is a Kill Bill one though, it wouldn't be right.

CuervoPH
09-19-2009, 07:40 PM
Bryan, I am also trying to get to the point where I can legally post in this thread. My friend tequila is joining me in this quest. I don't have Negligence to forget, but I want to be negligent in remembering this night.

Mr. Dylanja
09-19-2009, 07:41 PM
Snicker.

My hipflask is a Kill Bill one though, it wouldn't be right.

BANG BANG, she shot me down, BANG BANG.

CuervoPH
09-19-2009, 07:42 PM
and yeah, I now want a Kill Bill flask.

MissingPerson
09-19-2009, 07:50 PM
Looks like this:

http://www.collectorsgalleryonline.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/nkillbillflash.jpg

Although the Hanzo lion's worn off it a bit, from much loving and appreciated use. It came with a Zippo lighter, but alas, spirit alchohol and zippo fuel are an unfortunate combination.

EDIT: Goes without saying, but Kill Bill had a terrific soundtrack.

BROKENDOLL
09-19-2009, 08:07 PM
As my friend would say, drink yourself retarded.

I've decided this is my new battlecry, I'm going to have to get it engraved on something.
No,no, get a tattoo on your forehead instead! You won't have to worry about lugging anything around whilst holding your beverage, and when the time comes to cry out, just flip your hair back and let it out.

boarderwoozel3
09-20-2009, 01:47 AM
U-dub beat the #3 team in the country today (USC) and I went to an Arctic Monkeys show tonight...... hello drunk thread :) I :pulse vodka

BROKENDOLL
09-20-2009, 02:06 AM
Boarderwoozle,(Jeff) You may not be able to brag about sobriety this summer, but you can sure brag about going places this summer!:thu

boarderwoozel3
09-20-2009, 02:24 AM
Both of these things are true. For better or worse (particularly the former)

MissingPerson
09-20-2009, 02:37 PM
I won a drinking contest with a Brazilian tonight. He'll be better off tomorrow morning though.

I paid for this today. But epic victory demands such sacrifice.

MissingPerson
09-22-2009, 04:54 PM
I definitely enjoy making mead far more than I enjoy actually drinking it. Ugh.

cubrocker
09-25-2009, 02:49 AM
hi im drunk

cubrocker
09-25-2009, 02:49 AM
....and yes i got some! :D

boarderwoozel3
09-25-2009, 07:21 PM
Hello drunk thread... may I have this dance?

TomAz
09-25-2009, 09:04 PM
ah one two three ah one two three

faxman75
09-25-2009, 09:07 PM
....and yes i got some! :D

You lasted less than a minute?

LooseAtTheZoo
09-25-2009, 11:40 PM
Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk.

brittany
09-26-2009, 01:08 AM
hi drunk thread. i <3 makers mark.... but there's none left :(

boarderwoozel3
09-26-2009, 01:21 AM
Hello drunk thread... may I have this dance?


ah one two three ah one two three

Only if I can lead :D

Wheres the beef?
09-26-2009, 01:24 AM
Can I post here if I've been drinking but still cool to drive?

boarderwoozel3
09-26-2009, 01:25 AM
No.

boarderwoozel3
09-26-2009, 01:26 AM
I'm taking your keys from here.

Wheres the beef?
09-26-2009, 01:27 AM
Just don't take my keyboard.

boarderwoozel3
09-26-2009, 01:30 AM
Fortunately, mine is attached to my laptop which makes it difficult to do anything tooooo dumb whilst fucked up, in theory.

(that took me a while to type)

boarderwoozel3
09-26-2009, 11:57 AM
Oh man am I paying for last night.... ugh.

bleep
09-26-2009, 06:28 PM
on my first drink of bourbon. let's see if i'm able to stay up for tonight's SNL after i've had a few drinks in me.

Devin the Dude
09-27-2009, 01:18 AM
tonight was a good night.

sleepybrew
09-27-2009, 01:37 AM
cheers everyone. damn, running a brewery is a fun job. :)

moomoo
09-27-2009, 01:56 AM
"The Champagne of Beers"

bleep
09-27-2009, 07:08 AM
i think i crawled to bed after my third glass of bourbon. how were Megan Fox and U2 on SNL?

Devin the Dude
09-27-2009, 12:23 PM
oddly-thumbed.

obzen
09-27-2009, 01:12 PM
*Muddled Scottish accent*

Aye-and I'd crushed,like a worm,William Wallace.

obzen
09-27-2009, 01:15 PM
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/922/922640/william-wallace_pictureboxart_160w.jpg

obzen
09-27-2009, 02:53 PM
"Chill dude,we're just weezin' the Jo-Ose!!!"

obzen
09-27-2009, 04:46 PM
Sprayin' disinfectant all over yo mutha-fuck'in ass!!!

boarderwoozel3
09-27-2009, 05:30 PM
"Chill dude,we're just weezin' the Jo-Ose!!!"

Know who drinks and loves JoOse? The bums in my neighborhood. Just something to consider.

Guinness. Gulp, gulp, gulp.

obzen
09-27-2009, 05:33 PM
Newcastle ftw.

boarderwoozel3
09-27-2009, 05:37 PM
Ha, I was just at my local convenience store debating between Guinness and Newcastle.

obzen
09-27-2009, 05:39 PM
Newcastle.

boarderwoozel3
09-27-2009, 05:44 PM
Paddy power!

obzen
09-27-2009, 05:49 PM
lolz.


Really,I'm fucked off.

paulb
09-27-2009, 05:50 PM
im drunk as fuck right now.....had a boot of beer at the Red Lion.......sooooo fucked right now!

rskapcat
09-27-2009, 05:50 PM
Murphy's. Murphy'sMurphy'sMurphy's.

I was drinking Woodchuck pear cider last night...forgot how tasty that stuff is. So crisp and refreshing...and buzz-inducing.

paulb
09-27-2009, 05:54 PM
que?

boarderwoozel3
09-27-2009, 05:59 PM
Murphy's. Murphy'sMurphy'sMurphy's.



... tripp'n.

obzen
09-27-2009, 09:41 PM
I'm.........................................drunk.

boarderwoozel3
09-29-2009, 12:58 AM
4/5 of a bottle of vodka down tonight. Not sure how it happened but I'm impressed with my own cohearency at this point.

To pinch from Obzen: crushing blows, to the liver.

Young blood
09-29-2009, 08:45 PM
Sailor Jerry is actually a really good rum.

kitt kat
09-29-2009, 08:46 PM
WHERE IS CHAT

Young blood
10-01-2009, 08:38 PM
Holyyh fucking schnapps and absyntheeeee wow.

malcolmjamalawesome
10-03-2009, 04:20 PM
I drinking a beer. Does that count. Get fucked.

boarderwoozel3
10-05-2009, 01:35 AM
Drunk as a skunk and still rolling from Deadmau5--who was spectacular.

:thu :lips :afu :dumbo :winkiss :p :D :eek: :2c :cat :cool:

Devin the Dude
10-05-2009, 02:48 AM
all my friends took ecstasy tonight and i didn't real;y want to so i ended up face first in a case of nukes. not baad

matildawong
10-10-2009, 09:40 PM
I'm not really drunk (yet) but I think I've posted more tonight so far than I've posted in the years I've been a member.

... This means I act like I know everyone and everyone probly thinks I'm a stalker..... (sorry)

unknown
10-11-2009, 01:32 AM
I really hope that I'm not hungover tomorrow. I hate hangovers. boooooooooooooooooooo to hangovers. booooooooo

Devin the Dude
10-11-2009, 02:09 AM
i am so drunk i can feel my hangover already.

BROKENDOLL
10-11-2009, 08:09 AM
No hangover, but I swear my liver mumbled something to me this morning. Is that normal?

boarderwoozel3
10-11-2009, 01:35 PM
Oh man. I'm paying a heavy tariff for last night's shenanigans.

PlayaDelWes
10-11-2009, 02:25 PM
http://badservo.com/external_links/2007gift/sj.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz5PQ7ac5Yk/SrBOTU62X9I/AAAAAAAAAzg/DLCljdItL1g/s400/coke_zero_03.jpg

Has made for a very good Sunday afternoon.

Geno_g
10-11-2009, 05:24 PM
I don't know if I'm still drunk, got off the plane and feel shot, but that has to do with party clean up, started with a beer, then champagne, then bloody mary's, and finish it off with some Pina Coladas...

Suffacated
10-11-2009, 05:52 PM
The last time I was drunk, I puked.
I'm talking the kind of puke where you almost expect to see your boots coming out of your mouth. That was the same night that I split my nose open by doing a swan dive into the toilet. I must have flushed a towel or something which resulted in the toilet running over and flooding out the bathroom and part of the bedroom.
My ex found me passed out on the bathroom floor. That was back in 1986 and I can remember thinking to myself, "self, getting drunk sucks. What a waste of good alcohol". That was the last time I got drunk.

My question to all of the board drunks:

How drunk before you puke?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b112/Dental_FlossTycoon/puke.jpg

not actual photo

rskapcat
10-11-2009, 05:56 PM
Back in my drinking days (i.e., when vodka and I were still tight), I knew that if I went to bed and the room was still spinning, I would spend the next day vomiting. I have never vomited immediately following drinking...only the day after. Aaaaallll day.

I just drink wine & beer/cider now. I did have a rare shot of jager at a friend's pre-wedding gathering last weekend. Yummy.

CuervoPH
10-11-2009, 06:27 PM
Usually when I'd get to the room spinning point, I'd try to wait it out but end up so miserable that I'd go ahead and make myself puke to get it over with, cause it was happening one way or another.

There were times playing drinking games in college where I'd have a shitload of alcohol, and I'd feel drunk as hell but fine and then I'd take one drink and know immediately that it was all over at that point. Usually the puking was enough to get me disqualified from whatever drinking game we were playing.

boarderwoozel3
10-11-2009, 06:31 PM
I haven't vomited from drinking in a really long time considering my drinking habits. Since my first year or two of college. Although I got very close in LAX the morning after Hard Summer and then on the Underground going to Heathrow in London after staying up dancing and drinking Stella and Tequila all night.

Shots. I would have to drink a ton of nasty hard alcohol in a small amount of time.

chiapet
10-12-2009, 08:16 PM
I tried to make mac n cheese and burned it (I am not sure how long I left it on the stove). And I was not expecting my hang over to come tonight. Ergh.

Mr. Dylanja
10-12-2009, 08:21 PM
What happened to company?

chiapet
10-12-2009, 08:27 PM
I didn't go out with them, it sounded like a bad idea.

bleep
10-12-2009, 08:31 PM
the last time i threw up was this year's St. Patrick's day. bottom shelf liquor, ugh.

chiapet
10-12-2009, 08:32 PM
I think I need to leave the thread if you guys are going to talk about throwing up. Several types of sweet alcohol is not working out so well for me.

Astrid
10-12-2009, 09:08 PM
last time i threw up was on account of many bottles of wine and a gravity bong. i looked at the bowl and said, nahhhhhhhh this is going to make me barf. and then i hit it? not sure why. and then i barfed. a LOT.


red wine vomit is a nasty business.

Courtney
10-12-2009, 09:14 PM
I'm with you Astrid. Red wine vomit is the worst. Thankfully, I haven't been drunk enough to throw up in a long long time. But if I had to pick, I'd go with vodka vomit.

boarderwoozel3
10-12-2009, 10:11 PM
last time i threw up was on account of many bottles of wine and a gravity bong. i looked at the bowl and said, nahhhhhhhh this is going to make me barf. and then i hit it? not sure why. and then i barfed. a LOT.


red wine vomit is a nasty business.

I've stopped smoking if I'm going to be drinking heavily. For what ever reason it spells disaster for me. But one with a little of the other is fine.

And to say thread relevant, hello vodka-tonics.

Astrid
10-12-2009, 10:28 PM
yeah that was a lesson i had to learn the hard way, many many times. but my friend MADE me a gravity bong, he even put a little "J" on it. i couldnt say no to his adorableness. i find when combining the two its best to get stoney first, then you have a drink or two, get fucked up but never past your limit.

TallGuyCM
10-12-2009, 11:08 PM
Grizzly Bear after a few Jack & Cokes should make for a great combination in about 20 minutes...

Suffacated
10-12-2009, 11:30 PM
Its the repeat vomitors that I don't understand? I mean when I vomit, it's the very loud projectile kind where you need hold on to something. Kind of like a Saturn V Rocket at launch. The countdown begins when you get that funny taste in your mouth. It goes on and on and then there's a delay. You think everything is OK and it is for a little bit. Then the countdown starts up again. You start to sweat as it approaches..... your mouth opens wide, your gut heaves, you hurl and you have liftoff. I really hate it when that happens. Then to go out and do it again? Not me. I must be a pussy.

TallGuyCM
10-12-2009, 11:47 PM
And yeah booooooooo to vomiting. The last time I did that was after the Bon Iver cemetery thing, but that was mainly due to drinking too much too early + not sleeping a wink.

feather
10-13-2009, 08:51 AM
I am still drunk from last night.

Lost my wallet.

Lost my chapstick.

Lost my sense of reality.

Help.

boarderwoozel3
10-13-2009, 02:14 PM
That wallet becomes a slippery fish once fire water gets tossed in the mix, eh?

Mr. Dylanja
10-13-2009, 03:42 PM
I am still drunk from last night.

Lost my wallet.

Lost my chapstick.

Lost my sense of reality.

Help.

:eek:

I guess BFF's only turn 21 once :)

chiapet
10-13-2009, 04:46 PM
I thought I might have some vomiting or at least feel terrible today but it was fine! I had a terrible headache last night though and decided to wash some advil down with my last glass of wine. My liver doesn't mind at this point.

It has been a really long time since I've puked from drinking but for me it is usually stuff that creeps up on you... doing shots or overly sugary drinks. I think the last time was soju. Before I get called a pussy, let me explain that there was a LOT of soju had, and that several of the guys were puking before we even left the place. I at least made it home. ;)

Suffacated
10-13-2009, 05:11 PM
Puking is almost contagious.

BROKENDOLL
10-13-2009, 05:47 PM
Puking is almost contagious.
No, puking is contagious. I don't even have to be drunk to join in on someone elses festivities. (Remember that if we ever party and you think I'm the one who's gonna hold your hair back when you get sick.) :nono

Drinking Hints to Avoid Puking from Your Bartender

1. Do not drink on an empty stomach!
2. Make atleast every 2-3 drinks water. (Especially if it's a long night ahead.)
3.The sweet fru-fru drinks are the ones that stomp on your head the next morning and aren't as sweet coming back up.
The lighter the shade of liquor, the better off you are.
4.Wines may be less in alcohol content, but they're also sweet and the reds have those nasty tannins that sneak up on you later.
5. Take an aspirin before you go out and when you get home.
6. Water, water, water!!! I can't stress this enough.
7. If the room is spinning or the hiccups have arrived, consider your party over and find a comfortable place to suffer the consequences. (Nobody wants to be near a hiccup that involves 2nd helpings. Ewww, I probably could have left that last part off, I guess...:nono





"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."

feather
10-13-2009, 05:58 PM
I survived the day thank goodness.

SDsoldier7
10-13-2009, 07:57 PM
^
drink up!

feather
10-13-2009, 08:14 PM
I have a lot of left over booze :) BUT I CAN'T!

Whip officially had the worst hangover of her life today, Happy Hour is a killer.

eskamo951
10-16-2009, 10:08 PM
Drunk. I hate San Luis Obispo. Am I graduated yet? I need to move back down to the LA area already...

moomoo
10-17-2009, 02:10 AM
damn you women and your heartbreaking powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

eskamo951
10-17-2009, 02:21 AM
damn you women and your heartbreaking powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Women are heart breakers! It's caused me to be cautious with who I give my heart out to.

captncrzy
10-24-2009, 11:24 PM
Gordon Biersch mmmmmmmmsnonaonnonononomomomomomomomo

captncrzy
10-24-2009, 11:26 PM
I really want some tacos. tacosmmmmmmmmmmnonononomomomomonomonomonomo

Mr. Dylanja
10-24-2009, 11:39 PM
aye aye captn!

captncrzy
10-24-2009, 11:40 PM
COME BRING ME SOME FUCKING TACOS DYLAN! MOTHERFUCKING TACOS!

moomoo
10-24-2009, 11:51 PM
My liver has been through SO MUCH bullshit this week. Time for a break. But god damn what a fun week...

superfiction
11-01-2009, 02:03 AM
NO ONE IS AWAKE AND I HAD TO SEARCH FOR HTIS THREAD AND I DID IT EVEN THUGH IT WAS HARD I DID IT I WAS WORRIED TAT THE IM WITHOUT THE APOSTROPHE WOULD FUC KIT UP BUT IDT DIDNT.


good. fuck

boarderwoozel3
11-01-2009, 02:07 AM
My liver and I showed Halloween how it's done this weekend. Complete success.

yeahfontaine
11-01-2009, 07:20 AM
My liver and I showed Halloween how it's done this weekend. Complete success.

What did you end up doing in Seattle, BW?

After that Damned show got cancelled, I floundered around too long for other plans and just ended up staying in Bham for a few festivities involving lots of beer, some caramel apples and a showing of the cartoon Legend of Sleepy Hollow alongside Deloused in the Comatorium (Dark Side of Oz style). Actually synched up very well and a good time was had by all.

boarderwoozel3
11-01-2009, 06:19 PM
I ended up at a couple of house parties in the Wallingford/Greenlake area on Fri/Sat nights. Some bar hopping before each one, good times indeed.

What show got cancelled?

yeahfontaine
11-01-2009, 08:56 PM
I ended up at a couple of house parties in the Wallingford/Greenlake area on Fri/Sat nights. Some bar hopping before each one, good times indeed.

What show got cancelled?

Haha. The Damned. At the Showbox. Got cancelled. Who's on first? :)

Glad you had a good Halloween!

boarderwoozel3
11-01-2009, 09:52 PM
Ooooohhhh, I see what happened there.

Derekx
11-07-2009, 12:16 AM
I'm drujkn legally!! I"m 21! :D

Alternate
11-07-2009, 07:52 AM
good job derek. are you going to vegas anytime soon?

Derekx
11-07-2009, 07:55 AM
good job derek. are you going to vegas anytime soon?

Possibly Thanksgiving weekend. Still trying to figure out the details.

Alternate
11-07-2009, 08:10 AM
nice. have you seen The Hang Over?

fikus222
11-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Soooo, I've just polished off my second Car Bomb of the evening and I'm feeling alright, except for the fact that this evening some personage, possibly drunk, plowed into 3 parked cars within my apartment complex and then made a getaway. Apparently nobody heard the commotion, so it behooved me to call the Cops and make a report myself. Luckily it wasn't a car of mine that was damaged. Hopefully I don't have to make a report in person this evening, the later it gets the more it will look like that I am a likely suspect ;)

fikus222
11-07-2009, 11:35 PM
I'm now 3 shots of Jaeger down the line and Seattle PD still hasnt shown up to view the carnage. Its prolly a good bet that I wont have to "testify" this evening. YAy

moomoo
11-07-2009, 11:45 PM
I had 10 shots of jager tonight (starting at 6pm). And shot gunned a couple of shitty beers (tecate). I'm feeling alright. I also boxed my close friend. It was pretty intense.

fikus222
11-07-2009, 11:48 PM
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/couto54/jagermeister.jpg

Don't mind if I do ;)

fikus222
11-08-2009, 12:12 AM
Now I'm borad with the Jaeger, time to switxch things up, Mount Gay rum or Volcano Filtered Vodka? A cigarette will figure things out for me.

BROKENDOLL
11-08-2009, 01:07 AM
Now I'm borad with the Jaeger, time to switxch things up, Mount Gay rum or Volcano Filtered Vodka? A cigarette will figure things out for me.

Don't forget your bucket!

boarderwoozel3
11-08-2009, 12:20 PM
So. I have spotty recollection of the last third of Ghostland and what happened after that but there are clues: I've got a ATM receipt that says I withdrew $80, a bar receipt that says I spent $34.50 and some interesting text messages with someone named Mia--the last of which was at 4:27am--who apparently was quite pleased to have met me. That's the name entered anyway, I don't know anyone named Mia. I've got $11 in ones and a five, a mean hangover, really sore knees and zero memory of how or when I got home.

BROKENDOLL
11-08-2009, 12:27 PM
So. I have spotty recollection of the last third of Ghostland and what happened after that but there are clues: I've got a ATM receipt that says I withdrew $80, a bar receipt that says I spent $34.50 and some interesting text messages with someone I named 'Mia.' That's what she got entered as anyway. I've got $11 in ones and a five, a mean hangover, really sore knees and zero memory of how or when I got home.
I'm thinking you had a great time, but the sore knees and unexplained $30 has me concerned...:)

rage patton
11-08-2009, 12:38 PM
Sounds like an awesome night Jeff.

boarderwoozel3
11-08-2009, 03:47 PM
So. I have spotty recollection of the last third of Ghostland and what happened after that but there are clues: I've got a ATM receipt that says I withdrew $80, a bar receipt that says I spent $34.50 and some interesting text messages with someone named Mia--the last of which was at 4:27am--who apparently was quite pleased to have met me. That's the name entered anyway, I don't know anyone named Mia. I've got $11 in ones and a five, a mean hangover, really sore knees and zero memory of how or when I got home.

Update: I just found my keys still resting in my front door and the shoes I was wearing last night are missing. What the fuck happened? Haha.

BROKENDOLL
11-08-2009, 03:58 PM
Update: I just found my keys still resting in my front door and the shoes I was wearing last night are missing. What the fuck happened? Haha.
I'm guessing you safely and smartly left your car last nite and crawled home. When that mean hangover tapped you on the shoulder, you said, fuck it, and sent your shoes to go get the car. Hmm, but you said your keys were in the door, huh?

Sorry to hear that. Guess that means you're fucked because you don't have shoes to walk in or a car to drive! May as well crawl back into bed and nurse that hangover instead!

stinkbutt
11-08-2009, 03:58 PM
Look on your porch I have found my pants on my porch many of times even though it is up 2 flights of stairs

Monklish
11-08-2009, 04:01 PM
My guess is you paid eighty dollars to suck off a tranny. That tranny wasn't named Mia, it was in fact MIA.

TallGuyCM
11-09-2009, 08:59 PM
Guinness + Stone Ruination Ale + Coors Light + Monday Night Football = this thread

Alternate
11-09-2009, 10:21 PM
please stop drinking so much everyone. thankx.

MissingPerson
11-15-2009, 05:28 PM
I love the phrase "All is well". The sentiment and the sound of it.

Monklish
11-15-2009, 05:50 PM
Chat, now, motherfuckers.

whynotsmile99
11-26-2009, 01:59 AM
litle hard to tyep as im seeing double/typing on computer sideways off bed but lucet oddiser helped usher in my d bday best way possible. countless longisland pplus indian food plus tequila plus other shit =drunks

so much fun, see their show at H.wood. spent the last 2 hRs DANCING WITH A ABEAUGTUFIL thai girl got the digits and now time for sleep happyt hanksgiving and to all a godo ngith

OutOfmYminD
11-26-2009, 02:19 AM
Spent a good 20 minutes looking for my pants this morning. Found them folded in my drawer and my shirt hung up in the clost, go figure. Sippin on some sailor and oj at the moment, very tasty.

OutOfmYminD
11-26-2009, 02:50 AM
Guinness + Stone Ruination Ale + Coors Light + Monday Night Football = this thread

It's really all you need minus the coors light.

SDsoldier7
11-26-2009, 07:34 AM
Gatorade is the savior.

unknown
12-01-2009, 11:25 PM
I think I am. And they're yelling about 50cent shots now. Bleh.

TallGuyCM
12-01-2009, 11:30 PM
It's really all you need minus the coors light.

The Coors Light is necessary as a light break between heavy beers/mixed drinks. It's called pacing.

unknown
12-02-2009, 02:12 AM
I don't know how I made it home. Oh and I got hit on by fucking Skee-lo. Lmao.

FoamFinger86
12-03-2009, 12:08 AM
please stop drinking so much everyone. thankx.

You aren't going to enjoy yourself at Coachella if you want us all to not drink so much.

OnlyNonStranger
12-03-2009, 12:16 AM
Alcohol, you my only friend.

fikus222
12-05-2009, 12:29 AM
Tonight was my Graduate School's Christmas Party. Luckily for us our Fullbright Scholar is in charge of the jungle punch. Afterwords we straggled our way over to a classmate's bar, where we proceeded to tear things up. There's always room for freebies, whether it be on the streets or in the club ;-)

moomoo
12-05-2009, 02:19 AM
jungle punch

I drank a lot of this tonight... then I ate donuts... soooooo good.

Geno_g
12-05-2009, 02:48 AM
Glenmorangie Cask Strength Scotch, lots of it plus glassblowing, great night, we had another scotch but it was 60% and was tasty...

Mr. Dylanja
12-06-2009, 08:29 PM
Hi thread :lips

runbowsky
12-06-2009, 08:31 PM
IFL

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-06-2009, 08:36 PM
Hi thread :lips

wanna make out?

runbowsky
12-06-2009, 08:37 PM
Inebriated 4 LYFE?

In For Later.... for futre drunkin' posts.

stinkbutt
12-06-2009, 08:40 PM
see you in an hour or two thread

Mr. Dylanja
12-06-2009, 08:40 PM
you're all sissies.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-06-2009, 08:41 PM
:winkiss

Mr. Dylanja
12-06-2009, 10:02 PM
Where you at, Bitches?

boarderwoozel3
12-06-2009, 11:53 PM
I'm sipping on a magnificent 1987 Bordeaux at the moment. The world is a good place.

Mr. Dylanja
12-10-2009, 11:36 PM
I'm back, Bitches, it's the fucking holiday season and I seem to be the only one keeping this thread alive.

-5 Coachella Message Board

Mr. Dylanja
12-10-2009, 11:40 PM
::: paging Woozy :::

Where you at homie? Can you post a pic of your old spliff smoking avatar for shits and giggles? Maybe even in the stoned thread, I'll be there soon.

boarderwoozel3
12-10-2009, 11:42 PM
http://www.principalspage.com/theblog/wp-content/uploads//2007/12/cat-smoking.jpg

I'm buzzed and finishing a model of a contemporary art exhibit, fitting.

runbowsky
12-10-2009, 11:54 PM
chillin' with fat tire all night... buzz coming in.

MissingPerson
12-12-2009, 04:13 PM
Its weird tha t people are surprised that I love Motown.

I really love Motown.

Monklish
12-12-2009, 04:22 PM
All people with souls love Motown.

liquidsnake28
12-12-2009, 04:26 PM
More good music has came out of Detroit than any other city in the country, even New York.

Monklish
12-12-2009, 04:26 PM
Uh, no.

MissingPerson
12-12-2009, 04:32 PM
Motown.

Also I have like 149 posts in this thread. Hmm.

Monklish
12-12-2009, 04:36 PM
You're Irish. I think 149 is actually a bit low.

malcolmjamalawesome
12-12-2009, 04:41 PM
I was drunk earlier. Does that count?

MissingPerson
12-12-2009, 04:44 PM
Why not?0This thread attracts a very tolerant crowd.

RATM IS ON!

captncrzy
12-12-2009, 05:28 PM
I have two lonely beers in the fridge that are about to disappear.

MissingPerson
12-12-2009, 05:38 PM
I would be in this thread less if I was less fatalistic.

TallGuyCM
12-12-2009, 05:53 PM
I'm on the way. Jack and Coke Zero ftw.

MissingPerson
12-12-2009, 06:05 PM
All people with souls love Motown.

EXACTLY

runbowsky
12-12-2009, 06:41 PM
found a tall can hiding out in the back of the fridge.. drinking now

whynotsmile99
12-12-2009, 07:44 PM
my day was made today when I discovered a bottle of Baileys. is there anything in the world tastier than a White Russian? time for another

BROKENDOLL
12-12-2009, 08:21 PM
my day was made today when I discovered a bottle of Baileys. is there anything in the world tastier than a White Russian? time for another
Wow, a Bailey's White Russian? I usually use Kahlua, Vodka, and Cream, but nom, nom, nom...Couldn't hurt to add the Bailey's! Cheers!!!

canexplain
12-12-2009, 09:19 PM
I quit drinking :( cr****

stinkbutt
12-12-2009, 11:39 PM
pussy

fikus222
12-13-2009, 12:39 AM
I just went from sipping on a Kilt Lifter to purchasing tickets to Sasquatch, not a bad beer.

Mr. Dylanja
12-13-2009, 03:05 AM
It's nice to see some participation in here finally.

Motown = amazing.

Ha.SK
12-13-2009, 11:54 AM
after drinking all night last night i decided to get onto the board trying to look for this thread.

reading while intoxicated doesnt all ways work out i guess.

FoxeyLady
12-14-2009, 08:08 PM
about to finish a fifth of vodka, I think it's safe to say that I'm officially hammered :)

canexplain
12-14-2009, 08:38 PM
about to finish a fifth of vodka, I think it's safe to say that I'm officially hammered :)

Yea I could put down a fifth of tequila in a night. That's one thing that got me thinking. Fuck it's so fun to get trashed but you end up paying for it in many ways :( cr****

eskamo951
12-14-2009, 10:14 PM
about to finish a fifth of vodka, I think it's safe to say that I'm officially hammered :)

I've done that...made some bad decisions because of it. I'm about half way through a fifth of Sailor Jerry (92 proof, woot!) right now,,,

boarderwoozel3
12-14-2009, 10:18 PM
about to finish a fifth of vodka, I think it's safe to say that I'm officially hammered :)

Been there before. Tomorrow is going to be hell.

TallGuyCM
12-14-2009, 11:26 PM
Just Coors Light and Jack tonight...

boarderwoozel3
12-14-2009, 11:35 PM
http://ownedirl.com/misc/beer.gif

eskamo951
12-14-2009, 11:46 PM
Hah, that's the cover from Invisible Monsters.
Edit: But I agree...drunk as fuck, totally danced with this fat chick...luckily I was kicked out of the bar before I was able to walk her home...

Ha.SK
12-15-2009, 06:12 PM
long day at work....just finished first bottle of heineken.

boarderwoozel3
12-15-2009, 10:23 PM
Turns out all this 'not drinking as much lately' business has really lowered my tolerance. Interesting. I need to get in form before NYE.

eskamo951
12-15-2009, 11:37 PM
Today, I woke up, drove to Starbucks, got coffee, went to work, then realized I was still a little drunk and hungover. It seems I will accomplish that again tomorrow.

runbowsky
12-15-2009, 11:38 PM
anyone got a link to "the OFFICIAL I'm Stoned thread" I can't seem to find it.

eskamo951
12-15-2009, 11:40 PM
anyone got a link to "the OFFICIAL I'm Stoned thread" I can't seem to find it.

Seriously? Not that hard to find...although, I've hit a dry spell with getting stoned...
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27875

runbowsky
12-16-2009, 12:02 AM
you sir are a gentleman and a scholor

Devin the Dude
12-16-2009, 12:48 AM
only in the drunk thread..

runbowsky
12-16-2009, 08:11 PM
working on Samuel Adams winter lager.... we're about ready to pick up another case.

obzen
12-17-2009, 10:49 PM
You jackoffs.



I am..a fucking jerk. Jerks.

Gribbz
12-18-2009, 09:35 AM
Last night was ridiculous. First time I drank in about 3 weeks. Monkeyshine + Whiskey = hangover of epic proportions.

Luckily I have Leonard Cohen.

rskapcat
12-19-2009, 11:57 AM
I'm buzzed at 3 in the afternoon. Damn the local brewery & my low tolerance. 2 pints of dark ale & I'm toast.

TommyboyUNM
12-19-2009, 02:11 PM
I'm buzzed at 3 in the afternoon. Damn the local brewery & my low tolerance. 2 pints of dark ale & I'm toast.

ahahaha, you pussy.


And apparently I'm an old person who gets drunk and wakes up with a wicked headache cause of 4 pints of beer.

Monklish
12-19-2009, 02:29 PM
ahahaha, you pussy.


And apparently I'm an old person who gets drunk and wakes up with a wicked headache cause of 4 pints of beer.

You're both pussies. I think doctors recommend that any grown men get lit off 4 pints they schedule an appointment with a urologist immediately to make sure their dick is still there.

TommyboyUNM
12-19-2009, 02:34 PM
I don't drink nearly as much as I used to. Actually, it is rare. I was still really disappointed in myself when I woke up.

chiapet
12-19-2009, 08:49 PM
I don't drink as much or as often as I used to. However, I'm stuck at home with a pager, drinking, and just found a college friend on fb which caused me to stumble onto the profiles of most of the people I hooked up with when I was 18. This could get ugly.

captncrzy
12-19-2009, 08:51 PM
Chia, I'm drinking your wine.

Actually, I drank all of the bottle, minus one glass that I'm saving for tomorrow. Very nice.

chiapet
12-19-2009, 08:54 PM
Glad you liked. That is my favorite bay area winery for white wines. Their riesling and gewurztraminer are pretty good too.