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fikus222
02-20-2009, 11:33 PM
I'm a couple 'o irish car bombs and my wife wants to go dancing, sio i guess we are headed over to chop suey for broken dischco.

fikus222
02-20-2009, 11:35 PM
so yeah and stuff, so much for staying in tonight, at least this time its her fault/initiative, aha, budget be DAMNED. ah i don't mean that (well too much0 cuz sasquatch money has to come from somewheres...yes COraline tomorrow!!!! blah blah blah

locachica73
02-21-2009, 01:39 AM
i come home drunk, hoping my friends are in chat... no one is here. whaaaaaaaaa

frozen pilgrim
02-21-2009, 01:41 AM
10:49 PM EST:
half a quart of 100% agave tequila talking.
how's it going?

4:41 AM EST: what the fuck? what the hell happened?

lickety_spit
02-21-2009, 02:33 AM
i get pints of newcastle for the price of a 12 oz pbr ($1)
can i still be scene?

stinkbutt
02-21-2009, 02:43 AM
eat a dick

stinkbutt
02-21-2009, 02:50 AM
cuz you look like a young chubby sarah palin, passivetheory, or salad

take your pick

stinkbutt
02-21-2009, 03:02 AM
EAT A DICK JUST LIKE THE AFORE MENTIONED DO

PassiveTheory
02-21-2009, 03:20 AM
I think she's taken it to heart.

psychic friend
02-21-2009, 05:45 PM
this is the drunk thread.

just sayin


(coughcoughpersonwhoreportedapostfromherelookatwho youaretalkingto)

MissingPerson
02-21-2009, 05:59 PM
Man, I think I totally internet-fancy Psychic Friend.

Fucking Whiskey does that to me though.

Damn whiskey

MeowMixer
02-21-2009, 06:03 PM
this is the drunk thread.

just sayin


(coughcoughpersonwhoreportedapostfromherelookatwho youaretalkingto)

Subliminal messaging, huh? I like that in a person.

scoop49er
02-21-2009, 06:10 PM
just started my saturday beer drinking....

i let my wife go hang out with her girlfriends so i have 3 goofball kids in the house..

gonna get drunk then kick em all in the teeth! :) hahahahahaha

Aurgasm
02-21-2009, 06:12 PM
lol scoop... charming

MeowMixer
02-21-2009, 06:14 PM
just started my saturday beer drinking....

i let my wife go hang out with her girlfriends so i have 3 goofball kids in the house..

gonna get drunk then kick em all in the teeth! :) hahahahahaha

As if your fat legs can get that high off the ground.

PC-2 Violence
02-22-2009, 02:45 AM
I love DJ Rapture.

Scarves and vests are relative and subjective.

PBRPBRPBRPBRPBR

algunz
02-28-2009, 10:50 PM
I started the morning with Irish Coffees and have been drinking beer since noon. I think it's finally caught up with me.

It was a perfect So Cal day. :)

Jon Blazed
02-28-2009, 10:56 PM
me too

Pixiessp
02-28-2009, 10:57 PM
I started the morning with Irish Coffees and have been drinking beer since noon. I think it's finally caught up with me.

It was a perfect So Cal day. :)

I will be having a beer and toasting your auntie. :)

algunz
02-28-2009, 11:12 PM
Thanks, Pixie. I've downed many a sip today as a cheers up to her. :pulse

Pixiessp
02-28-2009, 11:18 PM
Cheers to you too, Gunz.

boarderwoozel3
03-01-2009, 12:48 PM
Holy hangover! I threw a kick'n retro themed party last night, very fun, pictures to come...

coldstart
03-01-2009, 09:28 PM
Guilty.

boarderwoozel3
03-02-2009, 11:03 AM
Again. This makes three horrendous hangover mornings in a row, rough weekend.

Message from liver: No moar!

locachica73
03-02-2009, 11:07 AM
Again. This makes three horrendous hangover mornings in a row, rough weekend.

Message from liver: No moar!

My liver is saying the same thing. Too many drunken nights/days in a row. I still haven't been able to put more then a couple bites of food in my stomach since Friday. I think I may have damaged myself.

Pixiessp
03-02-2009, 11:08 AM
Again. This makes three horrendous hangover mornings in a row, rough weekend.

Message from liver: No moar!

where are the pictures, Boarderwoozel?

fatbastard
03-02-2009, 11:10 AM
Whiskey=PF

roboticwaltz
03-02-2009, 11:22 AM
Ughh I am so god-damned hungover this morning, fuck! My head feels like a vice is clamping it, tighter and tighter each minute.

I'm off to Tommy's to get rid of this bastard...

canexplain
03-02-2009, 11:24 AM
well i dont work on mondays and i am trashed .... lalalalla .... mondays on my mind ... cr****

boarderwoozel3
03-02-2009, 11:28 AM
where are the pictures, Boarderwoozel?

I need to get them from my housemate's girlfriend's camera. I'm thinking the best way to go about this is giving her a blank CD to put the pictures on. This could take a few days... But yeah, that night I was wearing an amazing, very sheer vintage shirt, so fun, so getting worn at Coachella :D

bmack86
03-05-2009, 10:45 PM
Hi thread. I haven't been drunk since New Years. So it's been three months.

frozen pilgrim
03-05-2009, 11:50 PM
I'm in here in advance of tomorrow night, when I will be in no condition to post, as I picked up two bottles of herradura anejo tequila today.
happy drinking everyone.

Gribbz
03-06-2009, 09:09 AM
Epic hangover.

lickety_spit
03-08-2009, 03:07 AM
i'm pleased as punch that 3 beers or 2 cocktails gets the job done because i am fucking baroque.

OnlyNonStranger
03-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Ryan, you're the coolest.

mindcradle
03-11-2009, 08:51 PM
No updates in the Drunk thread for a few days. Liars, all of you.

I'm about finished with a bottle of Petite Sirah, it's been a good bottle, finished my work while in the hotel room, and I think I'm gonna put on my Underworld - Everything, Everything DVD. Looking like a great night.

sbessiso
03-13-2009, 04:05 PM
Afternoon drinks at the best bar in town. mmmmm

luckyface
03-13-2009, 06:42 PM
Hellko friends! I am drinking early tonight!! How is everyone??

fikus222
03-14-2009, 02:26 AM
immm drunkee poo, my wife is the stober and this can be tiresome at times such as these...workes well with the whole designated driver and stuff tho.

EWdit'

i need to eat something tho, we shouldn't have bypassed the street meat on capital hill, especially since we dont have cream cheeses for ou hot dawgs...

chiapet
03-14-2009, 06:24 PM
wine tastings before dinner never work out well for me. 8 glasses of wine -> gulping coffee so I can pull myself together to go out with friends

mindcradle
03-14-2009, 11:17 PM
Some local Central Coast wine, some cake from the Madonna Inn = Good night.

fikus222
03-15-2009, 12:51 AM
mmmhhhmmm, my wife is the stober again this evening, sux to be her, tho she did drive and she is now making me a midnight snack, so that rawks!!!

TommyboyUNM
03-15-2009, 01:11 AM
Hi thread. I'm drunk and sang the shit out of some karaoke. What what. fuckin great night.

lickety_spit
03-15-2009, 03:17 AM
the best part about living in a spring break destination (for mark ass busters and trick ass hos) is finding $20 on "da floor" in "da club." you find as many used condoms as $20 bills, but you take the bad with the good.

kimery08
03-17-2009, 02:13 PM
at work.

its easier to be high at work rather than drunk.
im jus sayin...

kimery08
03-17-2009, 02:13 PM
happy day.

MissingPerson
03-17-2009, 02:16 PM
Off to an Australian theme pub.

I relish the irony.

fikus222
03-17-2009, 02:37 PM
I am prematurely posting, rest assured I will be celebrating the end of finals on St Patty's Day very soon...just got back from the stupid state run liquor store and the house is now stocked with the requisite car bomb supplies...

MissingPerson
03-17-2009, 05:27 PM
Tonight, I missed my friends who weren't here.

ruetheday
03-24-2009, 07:26 AM
So it's my birthday, i got an email from the board reminding me. Unfortunately i started celebrating Sunday and i have slept yet. this week is gonna be rough.

All Your Base
03-24-2009, 07:36 AM
well happy birthday!

MissingPerson
04-12-2009, 05:59 PM
Everything is transitory and precious, and I dearly wish I was always conscious of that.

Everybody have a good Sunday.

SFChrissy
04-14-2009, 01:32 PM
I just pounded two hefe's at lunch and am ohhhlalalaaaa!!!

algunz
04-22-2009, 11:42 PM
I'm reminiscing. :)



FU, if I spelled it wrong.

chiapet
04-27-2009, 03:52 PM
:nono

MissingPerson
04-27-2009, 03:53 PM
Good work, WastedTime, I'll catch up later.

MissingPerson
04-27-2009, 04:01 PM
It's not tragic until you're A) Crying over a photo or B) Planning on sleeping there.

Blinken
04-27-2009, 04:15 PM
The only reason I felt so inspired to post is because I am literally at my desk drinking hennessy... I feel so accomplished with my life.
I should've placed "isolated drunk" as my ambitious profession in high school

Well done sir. :thu

chiapet
04-27-2009, 04:16 PM
I have one more task I have to do today which involves statistics so I'll join you once I'm done there. Meanwhile my tv is on in the background and the male enlargement commercials are really driving me to my liquor cabinet.

Young blood
04-27-2009, 04:18 PM
The rabbit hole goes way deeper than that.
Tragedy is an edge carved out on the side of the never-ending cascade into the void.
People occasionally land on it and call it rock bottom, and those people never jump off to see whats really down there.

As far as this little pataphor goes... I think there is no bottom.

So drink up.

WastedTime has sucked dick for shooters of scope mouthwash. Have you ever sucked dick for shooters of scope mouthwash?

Young blood
04-27-2009, 04:21 PM
you suck dick.

chiapet
04-27-2009, 04:24 PM
Oh I didn't mean to imply that the task at hand is difficult, I'll be done shortly. I'm just messy with numbers sometimes when I drink. Not with the actual manipulation of them, but the first part of the task is importing + copying from other sources, which is the part I tend to screw up when intoxicated. :)

Young blood
04-27-2009, 04:25 PM
Not just any dick, young fawn, hard black dick.

You will one day learn the difference.

no I wont.

ADGZ662
04-27-2009, 04:43 PM
Drunky faces im far right
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_7a58eeebbbeef367b4a9502be9746663.jpg

Im chugging hot beers that taste like cambell's soup!

chiapet
04-27-2009, 05:53 PM
I am drinking some frou-frou french sparkling cider and it took me like 5 minutes to pop the cork. I am out of practice.

sbessiso
05-05-2009, 11:59 PM
FELIZ CINCO DE MAYOOOOOO

Margaritas, dancing in the street at a block party, FRIENDS, tequila shots, coronas, limes, blunts, more dancing, bjork, justice, bowie, snuck some killers in AND no work tomorrow. A pretty good night

Hiiii guys

mattpach
05-06-2009, 01:03 AM
I just realized that I am way more drunk than I had previously thought.
I spent 10 minutes try to log into facebook and

I just spent 15 minutes watching some guy try to ollie on a skate board and falling on his face every time while everyone laughed.

boarderwoozel3
05-06-2009, 01:11 AM
Haven't seen this thread in a while.

Cinco de mayo, hi.

Haha, 'bessy is getting wild!

All Your Base
05-07-2009, 10:35 PM
:waves

algunz
05-07-2009, 10:37 PM
Yup . . . and the word on the streets WT is that you talk too much about nothin. :winkiss

TommyboyUNM
05-07-2009, 10:40 PM
Algunz! Show us yur bewbs.

algunz
05-07-2009, 10:51 PM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/random/IMG_0912.jpg

TommyboyUNM
05-07-2009, 10:55 PM
Algunz! Yur sillee.

algunz
05-07-2009, 10:59 PM
:lips

Still-ill
05-07-2009, 11:32 PM
I just fell into a bathtub full of water... who the hell filled it up? It was fucking cold!!!!!

Ill_Eagle
05-08-2009, 12:13 AM
wheres the "I'm twisted like a centipede" thread?

MissingPerson
05-09-2009, 07:07 PM
I'm deeply unhappy, and everything I do is just a distraction rather than a solution.

Still though, Wolf Parade
totally get me. Ah, Modern World.

boarderwoozel3
05-09-2009, 07:09 PM
I tried to make it here last night but the internet was too wobbly to navigate.

MissingPerson
05-09-2009, 07:13 PM
Snicker.

MantisMel
05-09-2009, 07:20 PM
I won the drunk of the year award lasnight. Got completely hammered at work, when I got home I took my pants off and danced in my backyard in front of all my roomates. Total gold star moment. Mom would be proud.

blackchango
05-09-2009, 07:29 PM
Oh shnaaap I'm drunk ! What the shit ? Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh! BURP!!!!!!

blackchango
05-09-2009, 07:31 PM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/random/IMG_0912.jpg
HAhahaa! Damn that Virgin Mary behind you is stealing yo thundaaaa! She looks like Aphex twin!

JustSteve
05-09-2009, 07:33 PM
i can't get drunk since i am in the hospital. does it count if i have popped a couple vicodin and taken a dose of dilauded? i feel pretty good.

greghead
05-09-2009, 08:22 PM
does it count if i have popped a couple vicodin and taken a dose of dilauded? i feel pretty good.

Frankly, that's better than being drunk. I'm sorry you're in the hospital, I hope you get back on your feet soon.

marooko
05-09-2009, 08:35 PM
im not drunk, but i got a decent buzz going on. should i make it right? should i finish the job and just get hammered?

how you been greg?, you answer your door unnecessarily lately? haha

marooko
05-09-2009, 08:35 PM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/random/IMG_0912.jpg

this is always fun.

JustSteve
05-09-2009, 08:35 PM
Frankly, that's better than being drunk. I'm sorry you're in the hospital, I hope you get back on your feet soon.

grazie!

marooko
05-09-2009, 08:38 PM
fuck you! i dont need your permission!!!! im gonna go have another drink.

miscorrections
05-15-2009, 01:21 PM
HI SUNGOD HI

algunz
05-15-2009, 02:07 PM
Damn, I'm so jealous. Nothing better than a nice buzz under a forgiving sun. Cheers. Have fun. I'll be joining ASAP.

MissingPerson
05-15-2009, 02:10 PM
Going to try some traditional English honey-flavored beer. Hopefully, not as heavy as mead.

MissingPerson
05-15-2009, 04:39 PM
Honey beer is, frankly, underwhelming. However, there's nobody else around, so I plan to spend the next hour or so bellowing LCD Soundsystem at unreasonably inconsiderate levels anyway.

Has anybody else noticed how much it sounds like he says "Stupid Jew" in Disco Infiltrator?

marooko
05-15-2009, 05:26 PM
i really enjoy honey brown. not sure if thats similar to what you're drinking.

canexplain
05-15-2009, 05:29 PM
cheap vodka here ... love the goose, but for 8 bucks :) cr****

MissingPerson
05-15-2009, 07:02 PM
YOU ARE A FEVER! YOU ARE A FEVER! YA AIN'T BORN TYPICAL!

algunz
05-15-2009, 07:21 PM
I be member of the club. :)

boarderwoozel3
05-16-2009, 12:01 AM
Ha! Made home by 12. Where's my ribbon?

SoulDischarge
05-16-2009, 12:13 AM
YOU ARE A FEVER! YOU ARE A FEVER! YA AIN'T BORN TYPICAL!

I WANT YOU TO BE CRAZY CUZ YOU'RE BORING BABY WHEN YOU'RE STRAIGHT.

Speaking of boring, being an adult at home drunk alone in a dead end city is fucking dull.

SoulDischarge
05-16-2009, 12:19 AM
And I'd like to state that if I had the option to chose any board member to get drunk with, MissingPerson would be my first choice.

boarderwoozel3
05-16-2009, 12:32 AM
I WANT YOU TO BE CRAZY CUZ YOU'RE BORING BABY WHEN YOU'RE STRAIGHT.

Speaking of boring, being an adult at home drunk alone in a dead end city is fucking dull.

FUCKING GET OUT OF THE MIDWEST! The west coast is lovely :)

SoulDischarge
05-16-2009, 12:38 AM
No. It's really not. Well at least not Southern California. I like the Midwest. I just wish there were more happening. Chicago. Some day.

boarderwoozel3
05-16-2009, 12:48 AM
Southern California is pretty gross. The bay area is much more relaxed. But Chicago was a fun town during Lollapalooza last year. That's as Midwest as I get.

mattpach
05-16-2009, 12:50 AM
Hee hee just got home... probably shouldn't be using th computer.

algunz
05-16-2009, 12:53 AM
Woohoo, keepin it rockin. :)

Backwater
05-16-2009, 01:09 AM
lol

boarderwoozel3
05-16-2009, 01:46 AM
Hee hee just got home... probably shouldn't be using th computer.
That's what this thread is for, anything goes :)

mattpach
05-16-2009, 11:34 AM
That's what this thread is for, anything goes :)
My concern was more along the lines of destroying my laptop... again...

Backwater
05-16-2009, 11:35 AM
lol

PassiveTheory
05-17-2009, 12:54 AM
I love Saturday nights.

Geno_g
05-17-2009, 01:54 AM
Any of you SF cats been to Slide near Ruby Sky, weird crowd tonight, I did get drunk and dance with a girl getting married soon, cool place and cool ratio, lots of girls...

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-17-2009, 12:49 PM
sunday afternoon....drinking beers....yeah...

sbessiso
05-22-2009, 12:00 AM
Oh Hai!

luckyface
05-22-2009, 03:32 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/3091241732_86a95e8e28.jpg

Liquid of the Gods!

boarderwoozel3
05-25-2009, 11:48 PM
Beaucoup du vin.

MissingPerson
05-27-2009, 04:52 PM
And I'd like to state that if I had the option to chose any board member to get drunk with, MissingPerson would be my first choice.

I find this oddly touching. Mind you, I'm drunk enough right now that I think I'm starting to choke up watching Mythbusters.

MassiveChemicalPunk
05-27-2009, 05:03 PM
Damn. I got drunk watching the Barcelona vs Manchester U match.

Ready to keep the party going! mothafuckazz

stinkbutt
05-27-2009, 05:05 PM
I can't wait for this Saturday

http://images.eventbrite.com/logos/268683640.gif

frozen pilgrim
05-28-2009, 01:14 AM
hola.
just got home (4:15 AM local time)


mmm, nothing helps bring extreme drunkenness into chilling and sleeping mode like a nice bong hit.

MissingPerson
05-29-2009, 05:49 PM
Today, everything happened the way everything ought to. It was nice. I cherish the company of friends.

amyzzz
05-29-2009, 05:53 PM
I only see posts from luca in the drunk or stoned threads. Interesting.

bartelby
05-29-2009, 07:51 PM
I AM PISSED.

boarderwoozel3
05-30-2009, 12:00 AM
O hai :D

TommyboyUNM
05-30-2009, 12:44 AM
Hi drunk thread. I'm drunk. What a fuckinn fun night. Algunz! Where are your bewbs?!

mattpach
05-30-2009, 12:48 AM
Hello again fellow drunk people.

TommyboyUNM
05-30-2009, 12:49 AM
Matthew. Did you talk to some fine pussy tonight?

mattpach
05-30-2009, 12:51 AM
I stood in tonight and drank. I'm sick. So my answer is no.

Ill_Eagle
05-30-2009, 12:52 AM
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.

boarderwoozel3
05-30-2009, 12:56 AM
Matthew. Did you talk to some fine pussy tonight?

I DID! But she's going to see a shitty R&B singer tomorrow night instead of The Prodigy... foolish Romanian girl...

And cheers, bitches.

TommyboyUNM
05-30-2009, 12:58 AM
Jeff, women generally have bad taste in music. It happens.

I like women with moderate to full British accents.

boarderwoozel3
05-30-2009, 01:14 AM
Ahh yes, we've covered this before. British accents, FTW! UK accents in general, Welsh, Irish, it's all good by me.

And yes, many women have horrible taste in music. She described Jay Sean, whoever the fuck that is, as "dance/rnb/sexy music lol." ..........

Not to mention the lady friend I did karaoke with last night who had on the Girl Talk 'I'm not a DJ' t-shirt after coming back from Sasquatch. I just don't know anymore.

mattpach
05-30-2009, 01:22 AM
And yes, many women have horrible taste in music. She described Jay Sean, whoever the fuck that is, as "dance/rnb/sexy music lol." ..........

Not to mention the lady friend I did karaoke with last night who had on the Girl Talk 'I'm not a DJ' t-shirt after coming back from Sasquatch. I just don't know anymore.
I dont know to
:nono


or

:lool

boarderwoozel3
05-30-2009, 01:29 AM
Right? Sheesh.

mattpach
05-30-2009, 01:33 AM
Right? And people wonder why I fuck men?!?! At the very least I'm not listening to Girl Talk or some dipshit R&B singer whilst laying wood. Sheesh.

:rotfl

So True.
Well she can go see her crappy RnB sexy music while the fucking Prodigy and Crystal Method melt your face off.

boarderwoozel3
05-30-2009, 01:41 AM
Exactomundo!

miscorrections
05-30-2009, 01:53 AM
We sat in the car for two hours before coming home because we didn't want to drive drunk. I also peed in the gutter three times, smoked two cigarettes, and had 20 oz. of coffee and a giant bottle of water. High five to myself.

BROKENDOLL
05-30-2009, 02:26 AM
We sat in the car for two hours before coming home because we didn't want to drive drunk. I also peed in the gutter three times, smoked two cigarettes, and had 20 oz. of coffee and a giant bottle of water. High five to myself.
Corinna, when you're high fiving yourself, how many fingers do you see? (Just checking!:laughyou)

boarderwoozel3
05-30-2009, 02:37 AM
Good form Corrina, but, who's 'we' :) ?

BROKENDOLL
05-30-2009, 02:58 AM
Oh, Lord, I should know better than to come in here like this.

Oh, hai, this isn't the stoned thread. This is the drunk thread! Wait!
Nevermind, got it covered!:thu

And I laid tile twice today! Yep, 1 Tequila, two tequila, 3 tequila, FLOOR! Nothing like being drunk and knowing you have brand new tile to lay on in the bathroom!

Damn, mixing both threads will get you fucked up!

miscorrections
05-30-2009, 09:48 AM
Good form Corrina, but, who's 'we' :) ?

My roommate and I.

BROKENDOLL
05-30-2009, 12:02 PM
Just popping in to make sure I didn't post anything stupid last night...As usual, I did. Drunk doesn't count though...:rolleyes


Damn, I feel disfunctional today, but atleast my floors look great.

stinkbutt
05-30-2009, 12:31 PM
I can't wait for this Saturday

http://images.eventbrite.com/logos/268683640.gif

2 hours and counting

bakersfield
06-01-2009, 11:50 PM
drank the best bottle of wine I have had in years tonight!

Heller estate 1999 Organic Cabernet.
from the Carmel Valley in Calif.
Fucking FABULOUS!

Apathetic00
06-02-2009, 12:21 AM
Drinking the beer that tastes great EVERY TIME. The one and only:http://www.laurabeamer.com/bottle_caps/caps/large/new_castle.jpg

Apathetic00
06-02-2009, 12:27 AM
I have turned many to the wonders of New Castle but still see friends drinking piss water. Heathens!!!

MissingPerson
06-02-2009, 06:47 PM
I did a lot of physical exercise today. As I set into my first beer of the evening, I made an involuntary "Aaaaaaah" of satisfaction.

MissingPerson
06-04-2009, 09:07 AM
Dude. It's the sunshine and I am totally drunk already. More days like this please.

marooko
06-04-2009, 09:09 AM
FUCK YEAH MP!! Drink one for me.

MissingPerson
06-04-2009, 09:11 AM
I'm pretty sure I'll have most of the board covered soon, don't you worry.

Fuck, I'm pretty sure my grandmother is going to be over later to make me book flights for her online. That's going to make for an unpredictable conversation.

SDsoldier7
06-04-2009, 01:10 PM
what you drinkin?

SDsoldier7
06-04-2009, 01:11 PM
i was drinking bass ale last night cause it was either that or guiness that they had flowing out from the tap. made me realize i dont like bass ale. not sure why i used to like it in the first place.....black & tan is cool though, shoulda got that instead

boarderwoozel3
06-06-2009, 12:29 AM
I've downed the last of my broke-ass reserves... :eek:

So a bottle of chard and a lot of scotch, yep, I'm fuckered. Cheers one and all.... :winkiss

(tomorrow morning I'll have no booze in my apartment, this is going to be a BIG problem)

PassiveTheory
06-06-2009, 12:45 AM
Cranberry juice + vodka makes Lee a buzzed boy.

boarderwoozel3
06-06-2009, 01:08 AM
I prepared the last drink with my last bit of $50 scotch and promptly dropped it all on the kitchen floor, glass, ice and booze everywhere. FML.

rage patton
06-06-2009, 01:15 AM
Damn Jeff, last weekend when I was over there I saw you had a lot of scotch. Whats the occasion? Also, what about the wine? Or did you, Eric and Erica finish that off?

fikus222
06-06-2009, 01:25 AM
Damn Jeff, last weekend when I was over there I saw you had a lot of scotch. Whats the occasion? Also, what about the wine? Or did you, Eric and Erica finish that off?

Hey, don't bring me into this, I'm at home stober watching a movie :p

rage patton
06-06-2009, 01:26 AM
Hey, don't bring me into this, I'm at home stober watching a movie :p

Super stober. Obviously.

fikus222
06-06-2009, 01:32 AM
Super stober. Obviously.

Nah, Stober is just a slang term of mine. Tonight is a mellow night, last night was the crazy one (a friend was visiting), I even called Jeff last night, but he couldn't come out and play cuz he was writing a French paper.

boarderwoozel3
06-06-2009, 02:13 AM
Erica definitely helped with that bottle of Bordeaux last weekend. The white and scotch I took care of after a happy hour jaunt with some friends this evening.

And yes, Eric was quite the muse last night but unfortunately, I couldn't partake in the shenanigans :-/ duty called, lameness.

BROKENDOLL
06-06-2009, 02:37 AM
Where's the sign-up sheet? I'm here!

allyjoy
06-06-2009, 03:01 AM
the new rule: no more drinking with sailors... they drink like pansies or they get me way too drunk. tonight was the former.

djandrews25
06-06-2009, 03:04 AM
Wasted. That is all.

marooko
06-07-2009, 07:13 AM
i still am a little. i wasnt sure where i was when i woke and the girlfriend is mad. yikes.

Apathetic00
06-07-2009, 08:52 AM
Tell her at least you're home with her and not someone else....then tell her to make you breakfast since she's already up.

This is usually followed by an argument but at least you got breakfast.

fikus222
06-10-2009, 02:44 AM
Drunky drunk car bombs to celebrate the completion of fimals/projects...............................yeay yeay yeah yeah
looks like my cough needs medication, hmmummph

chairmenmeow47
06-11-2009, 09:44 AM
i'm fairly certain i'm still drunk from last night. awesome.

MissingPerson
06-11-2009, 11:03 AM
I think I'm going to try and make some homebrew mead.

MissingPerson
06-12-2009, 05:12 PM
Yup.

BlackSwan
06-12-2009, 05:17 PM
I'm assuming you are also playing a video game of some sort...

boarderwoozel3
06-12-2009, 05:23 PM
I think I'm going to try and make some homebrew mead.


Yup.

So it worked? Ingredients, process and review please :)

chairmenmeow47
06-12-2009, 05:24 PM
did you make it in your bath tub? any explosions? did you talk like a 1930s gangster while you made the suds?

boarderwoozel3
06-12-2009, 05:30 PM
OMG! I would LOVE to act in a Prohibition era Chicagoland gangster film. Cement booties, swimming with the fishes, wise guys, hooch, broads, dames, the fuzz... sign me up. I do the accent pretty well too, see.

MissingPerson
06-12-2009, 05:49 PM
Mead is made, but it takes 3-6 months in ferment, so I'm using regular beer in the meantime. I'll let you know when that rolls around.

The recipe I used is simple. The important part, I'm told, is to make sure everything is totally sterile at all stages, so it doesn't get gross or mouldy or whatever. You need water, yeast and honey. Preferably organic, but whatever it is, not too processed.

1 part honey to 3 parts water, heated up to just below boiling. Keep it at that temperature for about 15 minutes. Take out a cup of the honeywater, and add yeast, leave it for a few minutes and then add it back into the pot.

Store it in a bottle or vat that has some airway to let the fermented gasses out. This prevents the awesome explosions you're looking for.

I didn't do any gangsterisms, but I did "Arrrrrr!" like a pirate. Which, while it wasn't entirely relevant, did make me happy.

I listened to Grizzly Bear and Sunset Rubdown throughout.

BROKENDOLL
06-12-2009, 06:49 PM
I was gonna ask what mead was, then assumed it was similar to "Hooch." Let's just say I shared a very small room with someone once who decided it would be fun to try and evade the authorities and make friends by producing this said "hooch." All I know is all the fruit I had stashed for personal use disappeared on the same day I was asked to bring "home" sugar from my job in the main kitchen. ALOT of sugar to be exact! I didn't do too bad on the deal...afew pounds of sugar and a bunch of grapefruit for a carton of smokes, plus a percentage of the finished concoction. (A really small percentage, seeing as the day this said shit was ready there was practically a line at our little window!) Not a problem though...Witnessing the fermentation process pretty much closed the deal for me and I traded my share, minus one gnarly sip, for another carton of smokes!

MissingPerson
06-12-2009, 06:58 PM
It's a honey beer that the old Celts used to drink for family celebrations like weddings or whatever, hence "honeymoon". Slightly different from toilet pruno, but the principle's the same.

I've had it before in Scotland, it's very heavy and you wouldn't drink too much of it, but it's a nice way to drink to somebody's health.

If it brews right, it'll be ready just in time for my birthday...

SFChrissy
06-12-2009, 09:51 PM
Triple vodka peach mango yummmm

boarderwoozel3
06-19-2009, 08:28 PM
My god. I just got home from last night, 8:20pm. And yeah, still drunk.

algunz
06-25-2009, 11:27 PM
Farah, then Brazil, then MJ - it's been a drinking day!!! :)

Geno_g
06-25-2009, 11:31 PM
I'm still a little drunk from tonight, I didn't even smoke, $6 buck XX beer at music in the park, found a bar serving $1.50 PBR on tap, got drunk off the PBR...

algunz
06-25-2009, 11:33 PM
Oooh, nothing better than the Blue Ribbon. I mean it got a blue ribbon for god's sake.

liquidsnake28
06-25-2009, 11:34 PM
I'm on a bunch of Vicodin and my friend turned 23 today so we drank quite a bit but this MJ thing made people really mellow tonight. It was still good times though.

algunz
06-25-2009, 11:35 PM
OK, keep us posted.

Geno_g
06-25-2009, 11:42 PM
Oooh, nothing better than the Blue Ribbon. I mean it got a blue ribbon for god's sake.

Plus in Blue Velvet nothing beats Dennis Hopper saying "Heineken? Fuck Heineken, Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!"

liquidsnake28
06-25-2009, 11:47 PM
OK, keep us posted.

You're probably that one bitch of a teacher that nobody wants to get and everyone talks lots of shit about.

algunz
06-25-2009, 11:49 PM
Alias? or asshole?

Either way . . . you lose.

TommyboyUNM
06-26-2009, 07:12 AM
algunz! show us yur bewbs!

captncrzy
06-26-2009, 07:19 AM
I drank a whole bottle of wine last night and then watched Michael Jackson videos in bed. I think that was an appropriate tribute.

marooko
06-26-2009, 07:57 AM
algunz! show us yur bewbs!

oh hell yeah!!

liquidsnake28
06-26-2009, 08:25 AM
How you gonna breast feed me, ma? You ain't got no tits!

marooko
06-26-2009, 08:29 AM
ignant.

MissingPerson
06-28-2009, 05:57 PM
It's an endless source of relief to me that my friend's band is great.

MissingPerson
06-28-2009, 06:01 PM
And a mounting cause for concern that I have more than a hundred posts in this thread.

algunz
07-01-2009, 11:59 PM
It took me 2 minutes to type this sentence.

RotationSlimWang
07-02-2009, 12:01 AM
So about four minutes until you post pictures of your ass yet again?

RotationSlimWang
07-02-2009, 12:02 AM
Also, based on your previous grammatical displays I'm not convinced that it wouldn't take you two minutes to type that sentence dead sober.

bballarl
07-02-2009, 12:04 AM
Ba dum cha!

algunz
07-02-2009, 12:11 AM
Also, based on your previous grammatical displays I'm not convinced that it wouldn't take you two minutes to type that sentence dead sober.

Can you type that again? I didn't quite get it.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:13 PM
Sam Adams beer is alright.

My flatmate is asleep on the couch. He's a doctor, and this is the first day off he's had in about two weeks, so I feel like he deserves his naptime.

The problem is, I am mildly drunk. This means that I need - really physically need - to blast some Arcade Fire and Wolf Parade at the kind of volumes that would make his delicate little medical eardrums explode into vapour.

I'm starting to hate him, and it's not his fault. This is like some sort of tragic Greek punishment.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:33 PM
I find myself typing really loudly to try and wake him up.

Maybe capitals will help?

WAKE UP FUCKER!!!

BlackSwan
07-10-2009, 05:35 PM
Does it count as drinking alone if someone is there, but they are asleep?

djandrews25
07-10-2009, 05:36 PM
Yes.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:37 PM
No. He's a lightweight, is all.

WAKE UP, FUCKER!

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:37 PM
Ugh, and Arcade Fire have the perfect song for this and all.

djandrews25
07-10-2009, 05:44 PM
Oh, if he started drinking with you, then passed out, no its not drinking alone.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:44 PM
He's fucking asleep on my MP3 player and my Xbox controller.

Okay, this demands action. I'm sorry, I don't care how many bodyparts he's stiched back onto people in the last fortnight.

BlackSwan
07-10-2009, 05:46 PM
The Xbox controller is essential.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:46 PM
Stage 1: Typing really loudly has proven ineffective. Proceeding to-

Stage 2: Listening to unreasonably loud Youtube videos.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:47 PM
The Xbox controller is essential.

I KNOW!

What the fuck. I mean, I'm pretty sure he didn't know it was there when he fell asleep, or that I really wanted to play some GTA, but it still feels inconsiderate.

BlackSwan
07-10-2009, 05:49 PM
He must be pretty tierd if he fell asleep on an Xbox controller AND an MP3 player without noticing.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:51 PM
He's a heavy sleeper, bless his heart. Although he has been known to have midsleep freakouts and start yelling medical instructions to imaginary nurses.

SoulDischarge
07-10-2009, 05:54 PM
If you're already treading on act-like-an-asshole territory, you might as well just go full bore.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 05:57 PM
FUCKING WIN!

Okay, he rolled off the controller, which I managed to retrieve without waking him.

Good thing too, if he had woken up it might have been weird. He's my sister's boyfriend.

MissingPerson
07-10-2009, 06:25 PM
Cruelly, he is sleeping in front of the TV.

I can play, but I'm too far away from the TV to play well. :(

Geno_g
07-11-2009, 10:33 AM
I'm still drunk, went to my homies to melt some glass, we killed a 30 pack of tecate
and drank some Macallan Single Malt Scotch 18 Year, tasted bomb, still at little drunk, my friend said next time I'm on the torch making shit and blowing glass, I'm stoked...

BROKENDOLL
07-11-2009, 11:34 AM
God, if I drank that much beer and scotch, I'd end up on the throne blowing chunks! LOL

algunz
07-18-2009, 11:15 PM
Yippee!!

Heading to the stoned thread.

boarderwoozel3
07-19-2009, 12:03 AM
I'm still drunk, went to my homies to melt some glass, we killed a 30 pack of tecate
and drank some Macallan Single Malt Scotch 18 Year, tasted bomb, still at little drunk, my friend said next time I'm on the torch making shit and blowing glass, I'm stoked...

Interesting combo, cheap Mexican beer and $150 scotch. Fair enough.

algunz
07-19-2009, 12:05 AM
Odale homes, we mejicanos know what works. :kiss

frozen pilgrim
07-19-2009, 01:51 AM
hey guys. just got home from a rather ridiculous gig. pole dancing strippers, burlesque dancers, a live funk band opening for me, and an entirely unappointed warehouse venue. it was a fun night. I managed to get the cops called AGAIN through use of building-shaking bass. and now I'm drunk, back at home, and needing munchies.

algunz
07-19-2009, 02:24 AM
You did that all by yourself? Impressive!!

elliemchale
07-19-2009, 03:18 AM
God, if I drank that much beer and scotch, I'd end up on the throne blowing chunks! LOL

See, that's why I make sure I eat potatoes at every meal.
Wait a minute. I'm Irish. I'm supposed to have a diet of only beer, whiskey, and potatoes...

Which is why I had a huge serving of mashed potatoes for lunch,
6 beers and 5 shots of Knob Creek later, and I feel effin' ready to conquer the world.
And, I'm not drunk yet...

elliemchale
07-19-2009, 03:20 AM
hey guys. just got home from a rather ridiculous gig. pole dancing strippers, burlesque dancers, a live funk band opening for me, and an entirely unappointed warehouse venue. it was a fun night. I managed to get the cops called AGAIN through use of building-shaking bass. and now I'm drunk, back at home, and needing munchies.

You are my hero, apart from the fact I missed out on pole dancing strippers.

elliemchale
07-19-2009, 03:22 AM
Cruelly, he is sleeping in front of the TV.

I can play, but I'm too far away from the TV to play well. :(

That sounds like a usual Friday night for a lot of people I know. Well, most nights, in fact. At least a few of us have the courtesy to make it into our own beds.

MissingPerson
07-21-2009, 05:23 PM
My first batch of homebrew beer failed. The seal didn't hold. It's gross and yeasty, but I gave it a whack anyway.

Drinking nasty ass wine now. Wonky homebrew and terrible wine will make for a daring Wednesday.

bmack86
07-22-2009, 09:54 PM
After coming back from New Zealand, I've had the nasty habit of believing that ciders are sweet as, bro. Thus, I killed a 6-pack of apple cider tonight and am now intent upon killing the rest of my tequila. Welcome to the thunderdome, BMack.

boarderwoozel3
07-25-2009, 12:40 AM
J'adore du vin :)

Mr. Dylanja
08-03-2009, 12:44 AM
I stay good for the majority of the weekend and then decide to get shitty before work the following day :nono


(fuck work)

Work to live don't live to work!


amirite?

stinkbutt
08-03-2009, 12:50 AM
Hello drunk thread

Still ill is still a tool and I still love whisky

hooray for Sundays

Mr. Dylanja
08-03-2009, 12:52 AM
What's that smell?



Oh, jus' stinky...


Hayyyyyyyyyyy
:cat

PassiveTheory
08-03-2009, 12:58 AM
I'm going to sleep well tonight.

stinkbutt
08-03-2009, 01:00 AM
Hayyyyyyyyyyy
:cat

How goes it sugar?

buddy
08-03-2009, 01:36 AM
250th anniversary of guinness stout according to my beer. bless the man who created it.

Mr. Dylanja
08-03-2009, 02:26 AM
Is there a more drunk thread?

BROKENDOLL
08-03-2009, 02:17 PM
I stay good for the majority of the weekend and then decide to get shitty before work the following day :nono
(fuck work)
Work to live don't live to work!
amirite?
Well, I always thought that was right, but seeing as I've been unemployed for almost 4 months, I guess I really have no say. Well, no say that is, until a couple of shots of tequila enters my bloodstream. Then I can talk some serious shit! LOL :blah LOL

MissingPerson
08-03-2009, 02:20 PM
250th anniversary of guinness stout according to my beer. bless the man who created it.

To Arthur!

nWsm66Q89KI

SoulDischarge
08-05-2009, 12:01 AM
I'm not exactly drunk at the moment or anything, but this is just the best place to post this. My friend served me the holy trinity of terrible alcoholic beverages tonight: Franzia box'o'wine, Olde English, and Bacardi 151.

And Guinness is fucking disgusting.

SoulDischarge
08-09-2009, 01:43 AM
Good god I can't believe I drove home tonight. This is the third night in a row I've gotten extremely drunk and I've got a feeling I'll end up getting drunk tomorrow too.

buddy
08-09-2009, 02:02 AM
And Guinness is fucking disgusting.

it's an acquired taste, and the finest beer to grace this earth.

bmack86
08-09-2009, 02:11 AM
Pimm's Cups have graced my night.

SoulDischarge
08-09-2009, 08:29 AM
Oh god, I need a break.

MissingPerson
08-10-2009, 06:12 PM
This daring new cocktail fashioned from banana sorbet and rum is awful.

On the upside, I won't have to do much work to turn it into vomit.

prim8king
08-14-2009, 11:55 PM
Ryan, are you here? The title of thread indicates you are...

eskamo951
08-15-2009, 12:35 AM
it's an acquired taste, and the finest beer to grace this earth.

It's goooooood! Wish I had some now, but driving to get some is out of the question...

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-15-2009, 12:42 AM
How can you hate Guinness?!
its one of the few beers i actually like!

(maybe thats just the Irish blood in me though)

prim8king
08-15-2009, 12:45 AM
Hey Dr. Lufs-al-ot, did you know that Africa consumes more Guinness than Ireland? True story.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-15-2009, 12:47 AM
Cool story bro!
(actually if its true that is cool haha)

prim8king
08-15-2009, 12:48 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/08/11/nigeria.success.guinness/index.html

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
08-15-2009, 12:52 AM
Crazy Nigerians! :dumbo

betao
08-16-2009, 12:04 AM
bumpity bump bumpp

Geno_g
08-16-2009, 12:18 AM
I drank a bunch of different beers today, I'm gonna have a rough morning but I have bloody mary mix and it's time to have a bloody mary tomorrow morning...

SoulDischarge
08-16-2009, 02:29 AM
Ugh. I'm sick of drinking. I either need to start eating better, stop drinking, or find pills.