The Girls Only Thread

[Heresy]

I was called a prude, by a bitch that was a prude herself, even though I had more experience than her. It was funny.

[Heresy]

probably the bend of his penis

That makes sense.

It's hard being ontop. I get too tired haha

[allyjoy]

Prude is such an overused term. It's used to try and convince women that they should do more than they are comfortable with. It's silly. Fuck who you want to fuck how you want to and don't let anybody tell you that you're being prudish if you don't want to fuck someone how they think you should. Equally, if you're a balls out kind of girl, don't let anyone tell you you need to tone down your sexual exploration.

[locachica73]

I AGREE!!! This is 2008, explore if you want, or stick to what your comfortable with, it is your body. It is time for women to stand up and get theirs for a change. :)

[algunz]

It's hard being ontop. I get too tired haha

Sometimes it's fun doing all the work. :)

[miscorrections]

Some guy I was pseudo-seeing called me a prude. After we had sex I informed him that I was underage.

[locachica73]

Sometimes it's fun doing all the work. :)

I do agree, I just have to be very very comfortable with the person I am with and it helps to be a little buzzed or high in order to be on top for me anyway. If not I find myself thinking too much about if I am doing it right or if I look ok up there or whatever and then I get distracted. But there are other ways that I prefer to be in control. :)

[allyjoy]

But there are other ways that I prefer to be in control. :)

::high five!::

[Heresy]

I sometimes like being dominated by the guy. It turns me way on.

[amyzzz]

I think I was called a prude in grade school. I was a bit flummoxed by that. WTF am I supposed to be doing sexually in grade school?? I think that person was right in any case.

[Kali27]

you say cum receptacle like it's a bad thing, kali :p

it's not a bad thing... i just dont want that to be the only thing...

[locachica73]

ok i might share too much but I do agree heresy. I have to be in control of everything in my life at all times, kids, family, house, job, everything. So yes, sometimes I like when the guy in my life takes control of the sexual relationship and tells me what to do and so on. Although that is the only place I release control lol.

[Heresy]

I only like dominance (sp?) during sex whether it's him or me but I prefer him hehe. Everything else, I'm all about being equal.

[locachica73]

I totally agree, nothing wrong with a little hair pulling and ass smacking. ;)
lol

[allyjoy]

I'm all about equality in a relationship, but there is something very very very attractive a guy who can take control in the bedroom.

[downingthief]

This thread should be required reading for every single guy on the board...and a few of the taken ones, as well!

[locachica73]

yeah but they are scared of reading it because they think all we talk about is bikini waxings and periods. lol

[downingthief]

And that is where they fail.

[Heresy]

I want to get a brazilian wax. Everyone says it's painful. Yes I'm aware it is but damn, silky smooth skin that doesn't grow for a few weeks? Hell yeah

[locachica73]

ive done the bikini wax but never the brazilian, it frightens me lol. But i have sat through 4 hours of tattooing so I am pretty sure I can handle a 5 minute wax job.

Ohhh I am going tonight to get my toes did and my eyebrows waxed. YAY

[chairmenmeow47]

Some guy I was pseudo-seeing called me a prude. After we had sex I informed him that I was underage.

that's fucking awesome.

i don't get the brazillian wax thing. you have to grow your hair out a quarter of an inch to get it done. one of my friends works at a spa though and they have someone they're training so i may get one for free. it just doesn't sound like something i'd want to maintain and pay for regularly if i have to grow it out anyways.

and hair pulling, FTW! there's a reason i wear pigtails, ladies...

[Heresy]

Oh yeah...I totally forgot about the hair growing out part. Nevermind then -_-


I use this shaving cream called Coochy. It works wonders ladies.

[amyzzz]

I'd forgotten about hair-pulling. Silly me.

[locachica73]

Ive given up on the shaving and waxing since no one has been seeing me naked lately. And I hate the itchiness of the grow back. Waxing is alot better for no itching though. It has been kinda nice not having to worry about all that, just a little trim up for personal preference. Another good thing about being single. Fuck it, I may stay single forever.

[allyjoy]

I got my first bikini wax a little over a month ago. The lady that did it told me a ton of horror stories about people who got scarring and deformations because the person who did it didn't know what they were doing. She also advised that if one is starting out, they should do the bikini and see how they like it before they jump to the big guns of a brazilian. If you decide to get it (less hair grows back) go to someone by recommendation rather than pulling into any regular shop.

[chairmenmeow47]

I use this shaving cream called Coochy. It works wonders ladies.

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS!

i had bought that stuff at a sex toy party and couldn't remember the name of it. how weird, i was JUST thinking about this the other day, THANK YOU! :)

i also have a weird thing about paying to have services performed on me. i feel uncomfortable getting my nails or toes done for example. it's just awkward and feels like a servent relationship, even though i know they're getitng paid and all that. i don't know, i don't like it.

[amyzzz]

I do my own nails and shaving. I agree--it's weird having someone else do that.

[locachica73]

Not me, its the one thing I do for myself to pamper. Nails and eyebrows. The rest I do myself. I use to do bikini waxing also but have given it up. And the lady I use to have do it moved her shop anyway and I just don't think I would feel comfortable with anyone else.

Oh and where would I buy this Coochy stuff you guys mentioned? I may be needing to landscape soon. lol

[allyjoy]

Interesting, Ivy. I'm sort of a penny pincher so I have problems paying people to do what I can do myself (especially if I can do it better).

[Heresy]

It costs too much to get your nails done. I'd rather just do them myself.

I bought Coochy at a sex toy party as well (Hush) and I paid almost $30 for it. HOWEVER, the other night I took a trip to the Hustler store in Hollywood and they sell it there for $20. I got duped hardcore.

[SFChrissy]

Wow wtf? How awkward heh.

I've had some weird experiences being on top. I've slept with a guy who was average, but it hurt me whenever I moved. However, when I was ontop with a guy who was bigger, it didn't hurt at all. To this day, I can't figure out why that is.Bend of the penis and probably shape of his head...


Sometimes it's fun doing all the work. :)YES!!!


ok i might share too much but I do agree heresy. I have to be in control of everything in my life at all times, kids, family, house, job, everything. So yes, sometimes I like when the guy in my life takes control of the sexual relationship and tells me what to do and so on. Although that is the only place I release control lol.I think you just admitted to being a control freak...


I want to get a brazilian wax. Everyone says it's painful. Yes I'm aware it is but damn, silky smooth skin that doesn't grow for a few weeks? Hell yeahMe too I'm so lazy 'bout keeping that area groomed now that I'm not sexually active but damn thinking about my asshole being waxed just makes it pucker...

You girls have some good stories in here and have been going OFFF the past few pages...My first kiss was GREAT!!! Losing my virginity sucked and was based on peer presure but oh well (I saw the guy years later and he said "Damn Girl, you've changed wanna hook-up again...I said "No, I've super exceeded your skills!!!"). I didn't experience my first orgasm until my mid-late 20's and sex really didn't become enjoyable to me until after I had my first child...when my ex and I split up 2 years later I started dating a Jordanian who's penis was the exact shape of what I had been imagining the perfect fit would be for YEARS!!! He was the first man that I experienced multiple orgasms with and am greatful for the 2 years of ABSOLUTELY GREAT SEX he gave me...I don't think I'll ever have sex that great again but I'm greatful that I got to experience what great sex is for a small part of my adult life!!!

I admire Gunz and her hubby...they sound like they have a great relationship and healthy sex life!!!

[locachica73]

I only get my toes done, I can't do them myself. I suck at painting nails. But I wear flip flops 90% of the time so I like to have cute feet. I could give a shit less about cute hands though. which is kinda weird i suppose.

[SFChrissy]

It costs too much to get your nails done. I'd rather just do them myself.

I bought Coochy at a sex toy party as well (Hush) and I paid almost $30 for it. HOWEVER, the other night I took a trip to the Hustler store in Hollywood and they sell it there for $20. I got duped hardcore.
How does it work...do you have to actually shave or is it like nair for the girl spot???

Damn...you girls get busy in this thread!!!

[allyjoy]

I won't pay for anything I can do myself (especially if I can do it better). This makes me sad because I can't wax my crotch. :( I tried once in college and failed miserably.

[SFChrissy]

I won't pay for anything I can do myself (especially if I can do it better). This makes me sad because I can't wax my crotch. :( I tried once in college and failed miserably.Your brave...the furthest I've gone is waxing my eyebrows and legs but I flinch even thinking of pulling the strip off my labias...

[locachica73]

I think you just admitted to being a control freak...

Oh the control is not by choice really. It is just how it is. I have had to take care of everyone in my life from the age of 16 on, sometimes even younger since my mother wasn't much into being a mom so I had to take care of my younger brother. I would love to meet a man and get to know him and eventually relinquish some of the control I have been forced to take. I hate when I meet a guy and we plan to go out and he says... so what do you want to do... then its the whole I don't know what do you want to do back and forth. I want a man to say Hey, we are going to go have dinner at .... wherever, then go ... wherever. I think that would be a total turn on.


I won't pay for anything I can do myself (especially if I can do it better). This makes me sad because I can't wax my crotch. :( I tried once in college and failed miserably.

That reminds me of an email I got awhile ago that was quite funny about a lady trying to give herself a bikini wax and accidently sticking herself to the bottom of the tub. crazy.

[anti-square]

Just have your boyfriend wax you. Shit if you ask nicely I'll make a home visit...t918QN7x2aA

[SFChrissy]

Oh the control is not by choice really. It is just how it is. I have had to take care of everyone in my life from the age of 16 on, sometimes even younger since my mother wasn't much into being a mom so I had to take care of my younger brother. I would love to meet a man and get to know him and eventually relinquish some of the control I have been forced to take. I hate when I meet a guy and we plan to go out and he says... so what do you want to do... then its the whole I don't know what do you want to do back and forth. I want a man to say Hey, we are going to go have dinner at .... wherever, then go ... wherever. I think that would be a total turn on.
My mom had 2 do that for four sibs...that's a bummer that I wish no one had to go thru...as for the man being creative enough to says I'm taking you hear and a great night falling into place...Major Turn ON!!! how come this only happens with friends not with dudes one happens to be fucking???

[algunz]

The Brazilian is EXTREMELY painful and I've sat through tattooing also. The worst part about it actually are the positions that you have to be in. Luckily my husband was not as in to it as I had expected. He appreciated my efforts, but he said he'd rather fuck a woman not a 12 year old. (Damn, I love him.) Anywho, the best way to go is eloctrolysis. Yes, it's painful and expensive, but after 3 or so sessions you really don't have to worry about anything down there ever again.

[Heresy]

How does it work...do you have to actually shave or is it like nair for the girl spot???

Damn...you girls get busy in this thread!!!

It's a shaving cream you can use in or outside the shower. I like it outside the shower since it produces a thicker lather than when you use it in the shower. But either way, it slows the hair growth and the hair isn't so coarse when it grows back.

[SFChrissy]

I wonder how the wax job came out and did you see his expression when he was going for the money shot??? He could've at least gave her some petting and a lick here or there...fucker!!!

[allyjoy]

Just have your boyfriend wax you. Shit if you ask nicely I'll make a home visit...

<--- perpetually single & thankful for it :)

Gunz: electrolysis you say... this I may have to look into.

[SFChrissy]

It's a shaving cream you can use in or outside the shower. I like it outside the shower since it produces a thicker lather than when you use it in the shower. But either way, it slows the hair growth and the hair isn't so coarse when it grows back.
so there's an actual razor involved???

[SFChrissy]

<--- perpetually single & thankful for it :)

Gunz: electrolysis you say... this I may have to look into.
My friends mom is an electrolysis...when we were just getting in pubbies she would do our under arms...but it hasn't bennefitted my adult outgrowth...

[Heresy]

Yeah...unfortunately. Just be careful :)

[SFChrissy]

Yeah...unfortunately. Just be careful :)I'm a pro with the razor and that area...I'm just sick of the damn razor...

[Heresy]

Me too...but what else is there to use?

[allyjoy]

veet works pretty well and is pretty gentle

[SFChrissy]

does it stink or burn...I'm wierd 'bout putting chemicals on my body???

Sorry I got to leave the party ladies but I'm outa here and off for the next 4 days...

Enjoy~

[sames44]

this thread is so useful. does anyone know anything about mirena - tried it, know someone who has it, etc?

[SFChrissy]

Nope...that kinda stuff freaks me out...I love my Nuva Ring!!!

[amyzzz]

I shave rather randomly since my leg hair is pale and I don't wear bathing suits too often to have to be scrupulous with the bikini hair. Hubby doesn't complain so I don't know even I need to make any changes. I wish I could have someone fix my eyebrows though. I'm too impatient to deal with that, and I have a very slight unibrow going on if I don't shave in the middle. teehee.

[Heresy]

Isn't Mirena the T thing?

[sames44]

yeah exactly

[BROKENDOLL]

Ladies, ladies, ladies! Christ Allmighty, you can't turn your back on this thread for even a minute! And, Kudos to the guy that suggested that every guy read this thread. They could learn alot, although I'd be afraid of it resembling a tent city bigger than Coachella's! LOL Anyway...After catching up on my reading and sex education...
why would anyone want to fake an orgasm? unless it's like a bad one night stand and you just want the guy to get off of you, i don't get it.

and funny how vibrators and face fucking come up and arthur pops in... coincidence? i think not! I would think that you would know a bad one nite stand before letting anyone get that far, thus avoiding the awkward escape out of the situation. Could just be me though. If the guy's a loser or a dick, I'm certainly not gonna give him anymore time based upon his sexual skills.


Yeah and then there are some men who could give a shit if you get off or not. Those guys need to never have sex again. I was with someone for 7 years like that. On our first date he warned me that he had a reputation as a ladie's man...many ladies...He was a Cowboy, which explained the 8 second ride...and the math behind his original claim!


I don't support faking orgasms... if its not pleasurable, dont keep doing it... i've stopped guys before... which some guys may think is fucked up but I refuse to be just a cum receptacle for them... For those 7 years, I faked many a rodeo ride. How stupid was I? That is until I discovered the joys of my very own mechanical bullride! (I know, Algunz...enuf about my toy diversion!LOL)


you say cum receptacle like it's a bad thing, kali :p If you're not treated anymore special than the palm of his hand? Damn straight it's a bad thing!


The problem with not faking the orgasm and just stop doing it is your guy can get all butt hurt about it not working out well. But oh well.That's when you treat it as a football game...you just say,"you win some, you lose some." The call for a rematch later!


see, i hate that. i'm definitely difficult in that respect, so i have to make it very clear that it's just not going to happen a lot of the time. i can't stand guys who can't accept this. it's not a competition and it's not a reason to feel inferior. and jackhammering away at the situation and saying things like "just fucking do it" aren't going to help!!! lol Honestly, until you're with someone that truly means something special to you, I don't think you can experience the ultimate orgasm. Just fucking anyone is basically just that...fucking. And if it's a new aquaintance, chances are you're not comfortable telling him what it takes. Ivy, darlin'... Try that 2 "C" battery plan I mentioned awhile back. (Just before the short chapter on religion. Oh, God!) Guaranteed, once you know how to rock your world, it'll be alot more fun showing someone else how to. :O


That is the way it should be. And if that means finishing it off by some other means if necessary then so be it. As long as both people leave with a smile on their face. Bzzzzzzzz!


daymmm.. this page gave me a boner You can handle it Bug...


Yeah I never got a talk either. It took me 3 years of having sex before I had my first orgasm. I had thought I was enjoying myself until I got the real thing then I was like... FUCK!!! I have been missing out. Only 3 years? Not bad. Had I not achieved the first on my own, I would have waited 35 years before having the kind of real sex that makes you talk to God.


yes, unfortunately, lol.

i think preferences can be a hard conversation to have in general. it's hard to describe what you like, and it's even harder for the other person to understand and apply that. and it's frustrating for both parties to feel like someone isn't satisfied, no matter what you do. i think it just takes time though. and you also have to positively reinforce the behavior you do like.

and i never really got a birds and the bees talk either. thankfully my first time was with a long-term boyfriend and it was a first for us both. we both just kinda figured stuff out on our own. i feel bad for girls whose first times were with really experienced guys. i knew a girl in high school that had her first time with a guy in the back seat of his car and he made her be on top. Memories, memories, memories...I'd have posted more in the movie thread here on the board, had I actually seen many of the movies I went to back then!


Wow wtf? How awkward heh.

I've had some weird experiences being on top. I've slept with a guy who was average, but it hurt me whenever I moved. However, when I was ontop with a guy who was bigger, it didn't hurt at all. To this day, I can't figure out why that is. Being on top put you in control. You led the way, baby!


Prude is such an overused term. It's used to try and convince women that they should do more than they are comfortable with. It's silly. Fuck who you want to fuck how you want to and don't let anybody tell you that you're being prudish if you don't want to fuck someone how they think you should. Equally, if you're a balls out kind of girl, don't let anyone tell you you need to tone down your sexual exploration. Allyjoy, you don't think letting our balls hang out will be intimidating to someone though? :)-


I AGREE!!! This is 2008, explore if you want, or stick to what your comfortable with, it is your body. It is time for women to stand up and get theirs for a change. :) Change? Are you crazy? It's all about Ass, gas, or grass, nobody gets this shit for free! (Christ! Now you've got me sounding like some jezebel concubine! LOL


I totally agree, nothing wrong with a little hair pulling and ass smacking. ;)
lolWoo-hoo! Yee Haw! The break out the spurs! LOL


It costs too much to get your nails done. I'd rather just do them myself.

I bought Coochy at a sex toy party as well (Hush) and I paid almost $30 for it. HOWEVER, the other night I took a trip to the Hustler store in Hollywood and they sell it there for $20. I got duped hardcore.HOLLYWOOD HUSTLER...TheToysRUs for adults! By the third floor, I had totally forgotten about what the fuck Barbie had anymore, I could have it all in a simple red paper bag! Just a note...I just realized that the time it took to catch up here could have been spent on some crazy sex! Dammit!

[NiceArthur32]

Arthur!!! where the fuck have you been!

Oh & you can't fake an orgasm if you're snowballed it.

touche...

and i've been working more than once a week and drinking all the other days...

which reminds me, i need to sleep now...

=/


Nursie Arthur!! Speaking of orgasms... I'm still waiting for you to deliver a nice big fat shot of morphine into my arm in your cute lil uniform :)


the other day i was drawing up some morphine and i accidentally squirt most of it into my eye... i then went into the patients room with a syringe full of saline, he never knew the difference... now my eye on the other hand... he needs to go to rehab...

[algunz]

Morphine in the eye. You didn't get a buzz off that? Bummer.

[Pixiessp]

wow!!!! this is an interesting discussion. I have never had a bikini wax but I am extremely handy with a razor. I don't do birth control .never really needed it as I don't sleep with men. only time i ever took it was to help regulate my monstrous menstrual cycle. everyone i tried screwed it up more. Now I'm just waiting for that day when my cycle comes to a complete halt and i will have to be on some hormone that will hopefully not cause any weird facial hair.
that would be gross.

[algunz]

Any suggestions on a good peel off mask? I got my mud mask, but peel offs are so much fun.

[miscorrections]

I don't know about masks but those Biore strips that harden and feel like papier mache are ace.

[Pixiessp]

I've been wanting a peel off mask too. Right now I'm using something called Face Spa Pore Shrinking mask. It's a clay mask and it gets real nice and tight.
My skin feels like a baby's bottom right now.

[algunz]

Do you cover the whole face like a mummy or just the T-Zone?

[Pixiessp]

mouth and eyes are the only part not covered and it really does shrink my pores.

[algunz]

My comment was actually meant for mis' Biore strips, but regardless I don't want a clay mask. I got that. I want something you can peeeeeel off.

[miscorrections]

Oh, just t-zone. Peeling them off is so satisfying.

[captncrzy]

Oh, just t-zone. Peeling them off is so satisfying.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that relishes peeling stuff off of me.

When I was a kid I used to smear glue all over my hands and wait for it to dry so I could peel it off. What a waste of horse jelly.

[miscorrections]

Ok, I never did that.

[locachica73]

I remember my mother use to order Avon and she had this mask that smelled like green apples that we use to use all the time. It was clear and would harden up then you peel it off. I loved that shit, can't think of the name though. oooh how much fun that was.

[SFChrissy]

Any suggestions on a good peel off mask? I got my mud mask, but peel offs are so much fun.I don't use a peel of mask my face lady swears not to do it be cause your "pulling" on your skin. I use these fine products:
Once a week/ or 2 weeks
http://violetsun.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/dermalogica-dermal-clay-cleanser.jpg

Daily Use "Speacial Cleansing Gel"
http://www.joybeauty.com/graphics/misc07/6/Dermalogica-5735.jpg

Daily...it's a granular powder and disolves into a nice really fine exfoliant that works great on my big pores around my nose
http://www.pure-beauty.co.uk/productimages/display/SS-image-2006-12-21-458a81bbc4c63.jpg

I use this 1-3x/month it's thick and can be left on over night or used as a mask and my skin comes out so blemish free...
http://images.dermstore.com/catalog/100083/300x300/498.jpg

I use this daily after I cleans before I moisturize and is a lavender based spray solution...I notice blemishes heal faster
http://www.pure-beauty.co.uk/productimages/display/SS-image-2006-12-20-458949096739f.jpg

I moisturize with this daily...
http://images.dermstore.com/catalog/100083/300x300/522.jpg

I have a few other spf 15 products I use by dermalogica like eye cream and a tinted moisturizing supplement...good stuff I love it, it's sensative but powerful and the moisturizers are very lightweight and non greasy!!! over the years I've never found a more perfect product!!!

My faced has experienced a huge improvement since I've started using the above products...enjoy~



I'm glad I'm not the only one that relishes peeling stuff off of me.

When I was a kid I used to smear glue all over my hands and wait for it to dry so I could peel it off. What a waste of horse jelly.I used to love doing that...

[amyzzz]

I use just basic Proactiv.
http://img.guthyrenkerstore.com/feedimages/pa_3pc_30day.jpg

For moisturizer/sunscreen I use Aveeno ultra calming lotion (SPF 15)
http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230_no_border/Aveeno-Daily-Moisturizer-Ultra_17269312.jpg

really love that stuff.

[Courtney]

That Dermalogica daily microfoliant product is amazing. I used to get facials sometimes at the Demalogica flagship store on Montana in Santa Monica, and I had to make a conscious effort not to blow my entire paycheck on boxes of the stuff.

[locachica73]

I am allergic to most soaps and cleansers so I basically just use lever 2000 to wash my face and all my 2000 parts. I then use moisture surge moisturizer by clinique and clinique foundation/makeup. Luckily that works for me because that other shit is expensive.

[amyzzz]

Have you tried Aveeno? My daughter has really sensitive skin, and her doctor recommended to wash her with Aveeno soap (when she had a really bad rash as a baby).

[sames44]

I only use Aveeno with my baby after she got a rash from Burt's Bees soap/lotion. I heart Aveeno.

[locachica73]

I use their skin lotion but haven't used their soaps. I like the lotion though because it doesn't have all that purfume smell. I hate using lotion and smelling like a $10 hooker.

[amyzzz]

I like the smell of the lotion too.

[locachica73]

Cetaphil is also really good for sensative skin, expensive but really good. I use to have to use that when I was younger.

[chairmenmeow47]

I don't know about masks but those Biore strips that harden and feel like papier mache are ace.

when i was in high school, my dad asked if anyone needed anything from the store. i asked him to pick up some biore nose strips. he didn't know what they were, so i had to describe them. my grandma (who had dementia, but we didn't know it yet) interrupts to say "i know what she wants, it's that snuff". and we all just got quiet. i didn't even know what that meant. i tried to explain it was for cleaning your face, but she refused to believe me and thought i was asking my dad to buy snuff at the store.

[amyzzz]

I remember when they came out with those Biore strips and did this big giveaway at the first Lilith fair, so all these women were walking around the estival with Biore strips on their noses.

[SFChrissy]

That Dermalogica daily microfoliant product is amazing. I used to get facials sometimes at the Demalogica flagship store on Montana in Santa Monica, and I had to make a conscious effort not to blow my entire paycheck on boxes of the stuff.I love that you only have to use a little to go a long way...it's expensive but for everyday use it surprises me that I only have to make purchases 1 or 2 times a year so it's not such a burden on my pocket...plus your face is priceless but I hate spending a fortune on products but the dermalogica line I don't feel bad for doing so at all!!! It's worth every penny...


I am allergic to most soaps and cleansers so I basically just use lever 2000 to wash my face and all my 2000 parts. I then use moisture surge moisturizer by clinique and clinique foundation/makeup. Luckily that works for me because that other shit is expensive.Dermalogica is really sensative and hypoallergenic...I love that it's not perfume and natural!!!

[chairmenmeow47]

I remember when they came out with those Biore strips and did this big giveaway at the first Lilith fair, so all these women were walking around the estival with Biore strips on their noses.

that's where i first got them, FUNNY! it was the first year with fiona apple at the desert sky pavillion (now cricket). that was actually my first concert :x

[algunz]

Still haven't gotten a good suggestion for a peel off. I know it's not the best for your skin, but they are so satisfying.

[SFChrissy]

Still haven't gotten a good suggestion for a peel off. I know it's not the best for your skin, but they are so satisfying.I used to use a st. ives cucumber peel it felt good and peeled great...

[BROKENDOLL]

I used to use a st. ives cucumber peel it felt good and peeled great... That's the one! Shit, I was trying to remember the name of it, and I'm out right now, but St. Ives Cucumber is inexpensive and feels great afterwards. Now, I know this is gonna sound silly, but last season while working, I met an attractive lady who I would have guessed to be in her mid-late 60's. She was a spunky type gal and as we got to talking she imforms me that she is 91 years old! I had to ask what her secret was...Ready for this? Toothpaste. Plain white toothpaste as a facial scrub! She said back in tha days where they didn't have all the shit they have now, her mother had her use the paste afew times a week on her face. Apparently, toothpaste has enough "grit" in it to remove the dead skin cells, yet isn't so harsh that it scrapes away your face. At my age, I don't so much have to worry about zits, or oiliness, but I have tried the trick of putting a dab of toothpaste on a zit if I get one and let me tell you...Gone by the next day or two. I figured, "What have I got to lose?" and went home and tried this toothpaste recommendation. 1-3 times a week I massage it into my face. Avoid the eye area! Rinse it off and your skin feels so smoothe and kinda minty. It didn't even make my skin feel dry like I would have expected. Seriously, I'm no bayface, but, I've gotten more compliments on my skin than I ever had while trying out the $$$ shit.

[amyzzz]

Huh. Magazines in the past have always told me that if you forget to wash toothpaste off the corner or your mouth, you can get zits there. But I guess you are washing it off.

[SoulDischarge]

Oh whoops, wrong thread. Hey, the sinks really are bigger in here . . .

[allyjoy]

Huh. Magazines in the past have always told me that if you forget to wash toothpaste off the corner or your mouth, you can get zits there. But I guess you are washing it off.

but amy toothpaste is a sure fire way to dry out zits faster... a dob on the zit before you go to sleep & usually by morning it's smaller & forms a head so you can pop it.

[algunz]

Yes, I practice this as well and have found it to be VERY effective.

[locachica73]

So my doc finally agreed to put me on the pill now that my blood pressure is under control, she put me on the lowest dose possible. I have been sick to my stomach ever since I started this shit. I can't eat (which isn't a bad thing I suppose) and I can't stop sweating. I feel like I am going through the change of life. Althugh it beats the alternative I suppose but still. UGH

[SFChrissy]

So my doc finally agreed to put me on the pill now that my blood pressure is under control, she put me on the lowest dose possible. I have been sick to my stomach ever since I started this shit. I can't eat (which isn't a bad thing I suppose) and I can't stop sweating. I feel like I am going through the change of life. Althugh it beats the alternative I suppose but still. UGH
your body is adjusting to the hormonal changes...enjoy!!! why the pill over any other method???

[locachica73]

I did depo when I was younger and I put on a ton of weight and had no sex drive whatsoever which really didn't do my marriage very well. I was interested in the nuva ring thing but figured it had been so long since I used anything other then condoms that I would try this out and see how it works since it was the cheapest and then go from there. I would like to just get my tubes tied or whatever they do these days but my OBGYN won't do it since I am overweight.

[chairmenmeow47]

pill made me sick too, loca.

and boys are dumb. i swear to god, it's like they smell you have a boyfriend and come out of the woodwork. i've had like three guys from my past hit me up this week. WTF?!?!

[SFChrissy]

did you tell them all that randing's got a new girl, chairmen???

[locachica73]

I know what you mean, they are soooo dumb. As soon as they realize you have something going on for you they suddenly realize you were the coolest chick ever. Fuck them if they didn't realize that before. Why is it that nothing looks better then something someone else is looking at.

[amyzzz]

Competition.

[locachica73]

Yeah I know, its the whole who's dick is bigger thing, but do they think we don't realize what they are doing. since hanging out with my ex I have had 3 of the guys who I was seeing before, who only called late at night after they were done hanging out with their boys calling asking why I don't want to see them anymore. I have informed them that I am kind of seeing my ex and they all decide how heart broken they are. Fuck them.

[BROKENDOLL]

did you tell them all that randing's got a new girl, chairmen???
Don't forget the "Boyfriend of the Year" title!

[chairmenmeow47]

did you tell them all that randing's got a new girl, chairmen???

well one of them actually met randy (briefly) when he was here , so i thought that was really odd.

[anti-square]

i would like to chime in if I may, on this concept of wanting someone when they are taken. For one, it is not male gender exclusive. As a matter of fact, I wholeheartedly believe that it it some sort of chemical release in the air that others pick up and makes one(me) irresistible to the rest of the mating class. Case in point, a threesome with two girls that are best friends last week. Prior to that, a friend of a girl wanting a piece of the action after seeing the glow in her friends face that I left her. Also, pretty much scoring with almost every girl in a group of friends in highschool with out any of them (ok, some of them) knowing of the rest. Basically, when it rains, it pours. And you gals like it that way.

You may continue with the squaking now.

[locachica73]

oh I know it isn't limited to the male gender. women are the same way, they see how nice a guy treats a girl and suddenly want to be that girl. Then seduce the guy to cheat and then wonder why he ends up cheating on her later. I may be to cynical to ever be in a real relationship.

[chairmenmeow47]

i would like to chime in if I may, on this concept of wanting someone when they are taken. For one, it is not male gender exclusive. As a matter of fact, I wholeheartedly believe that it it some sort of chemical release in the air that others pick up and makes one(me) irresistible to the rest of the mating class. Case in point, a threesome with two girls that are best friends last week. Prior to that, a friend of a girl wanting a piece of the action after seeing the glow in her friends face that I left her. Also, pretty much scoring with almost every girl in a group of friends in highschool with out any of them (ok, some of them) knowing of the rest. Basically, when it rains, it pours. And you gals like it that way.

You may continue with the squaking now.

so you're saying having a girlfriend made other women want you enough to have a threesome with other chicks?

[anti-square]

I haven't really had a "girlfriend" in a long while. I "see" girls instead. Maybe a commitment is not for me at the moment, especially since it has been working out pretty good thus far. I guess my point is that if girls see other girls enjoying a guy, they want to as well. Maybe its curiosity, jealousy, or competition, but it seems to work out that way. As far as the threesome, I had only been with one of them, and apparently they had hooked up already and the I guess the other girl mentioned that she wanted a piece of the action.

[chairmenmeow47]

I haven't really had a "girlfriend" in a long while. I "see" girls instead. Maybe a commitment is not for me at the moment, especially since it has been working out pretty good thus far. I guess my point is that if girls see other girls enjoying a guy, they want to as well. Maybe its curiosity, jealousy, or competition, but it seems to work out that way. As far as the threesome, I had only been with one of them, and apparently they had hooked up already and the I guess the other girl mentioned that she wanted a piece of the action.

gotcha. i used to "see" a lot of people myself. it just seems like once you close the muffin shop (to quote "saved"), the customers then decide that's when they want muffins. you're right, it's either gender.

[locachica73]

there needs to be a new term for this, I hate the word boyfriend because I am no longer 12, but when talking to people you work with you can't really use say "this guy I am hanging out with" because then you look like a whore. and being as it's not a real relationship significant other doesn't really apply. I think I will now use this guy I am seeing as my term. Thanks you two.

[algunz]

He's my anti-square.

[amyzzz]

He's my anti-square.
haha. That'll confuse people.

[chairmenmeow47]

add one more to the "realized what they were missing a little too late" train...

[SFChrissy]

add one more to the "realized what they were missing a little too late" train...
My children's dad just came to this realization after he's had another child with the most evil cunt of a stepmonster in the world as he saw me walk out of la playa (our local mexican restraunt thursday night cocktail joint) with 4 cute dudes under the ages of 26...(what he doesn't know is that it was all completely innocent) :)

[locachica73]

My ex and I have a pretty open relaxed relationship which I am ok with, so last night we are out shooting pool and he proceeds to hit on the bartender, I could care less because I know who he is and I know better then to get too invested in this. Then while he is off in the bathroom some dude comes up to me and is talking to me and wanting my number which I do give him but then he starts leaning in and touching my stomach while talking to me which pisses me off and I tell him to back the fuck off and not touch me like he knows me. Then my ex comes out and we leave. He thinks I am pissed at him for flirting with the bartender, I said no I am pissed because some dude was putting his hands on me like he knew me and that shit doesn't fly. So he gets all pissed and wants to go back and kick the guys ass. WTF, first off I am a big girl and handled it on my own, second why would he get pissed when he was busy talking up the bartender. So it is ok for him to flirt and give out his number but not ok for me? Why is an open "hanging out" relationship only good in one direction? Does he not realize that what he can do I can do better? Boys are so dumb.

[chairmenmeow47]

My children's dad just came to this realization after he's had another child with the most evil cunt of a stepmonster in the world as he saw me walk out of la playa (our local mexican restraunt thursday night cocktail joint) with 4 cute dudes under the ages of 26...(what he doesn't know is that it was all completely innocent) :)

HA HA HA, that's how it always works, nice! i had seen the guy who hit me up last night last weekend at a pool party. i tried to avoid him the entire time, but at one point we crossed paths on the stairs. me and my girl were probably the best looking people there, as we had dressed kinda nice knowing we were going to dinner afterwards. so of course he stopped me to say hi, which is funny because we used to be eff buddies and would always pretend like we didn't know each other in public. he'd been in holland for many months, so i stopped, said hi, and then told him we were gonna go chat by the pool and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night. that's all it takes, ladies. a guy just has to see you lookin fine and having a good time without him and he's all over it.

and loca, don't be givin yer digits to guys you don't want touching you! lol

[locachica73]

and loca, don't be givin yer digits to guys you don't want touching you! lol

lol well i didn't say i wouldn't have eventually liked him touching me, just not in the middle of the bar after I barely met him when the dude I am boning is standing 10 feet away.

[BROKENDOLL]

You never have to worry about battery operated toys giving you this much drama... They'll wait for you even if you are out with someone else, and when you return to them, they don't give you any shit about it. You can even spend time with another toy and it's okay...

[SFChrissy]

BD...you are definately an adult toy advocate...you should be a sales rep for adam & eve...

[amyzzz]

BD...you are definately an adult toy advocate...you should be a sales rep for adam & eve...I was thinking maybe she had a side business for sex toy parties.

[locachica73]

Those things are brutal, a bunch of girls from work had one and it was just creepy knowing that a bunch of the ladies here were getting all gah gah over vibes. I prefer going to the castle, buying my toys in private and taking them home in a brown paper bag the way it was intended, not sitting around a coworkers house drooling over a catalog and finding out they are into all kinds of kink.

[amyzzz]

I agree.

[BROKENDOLL]

I was thinking maybe she had a side business for sex toy parties. Thought about it, but realized I'd end up spending the profits at my own party! I'd have toys coming out my ass! Wait. Let me rephrase that...


Those things are brutal, a bunch of girls from work had one and it was just creepy knowing that a bunch of the ladies here were getting all gah gah over vibes. I prefer going to the castle, buying my toys in private and taking them home in a brown paper bag the way it was intended, not sitting around a coworkers house drooling over a catalog and finding out they are into all kinds of kink. The first and only one I'd ever been to was, ready for this? Co-ed! It was a hilarious and fun time too. My girlfriend decided to throw the party with a cocktail hour first to loosen everybody up. There were about 8 couples and afew singles there, and the guys were just flabbergasted by some of the shit they had and you could tell they wanted to find another place to talk sports, etc.What was really funny is the more outspoken ones would ask some crazy questions to the gal doing the party and laughter was inevitable. Nothing kinky happened and when the demo was over, several left empty handed while others stayed and took turns going to tha backroom to make their purchases. When they would come back out with their discreet little brown bag, the next shopper would go in. Some had little bags, other, (like myself) had a couple little bags. Nobody knew how kinky any of the others really were, so it didn't make for any awkward situations back at work or the bar.

[algunz]

Loca, did you think that maybe your ex was just concerned about the treatment of his friend and didn't appreciate you being disrespected. Not so much jealousy as protecting your honor?

[Pixiessp]

what she said.

[locachica73]

I didn't think that at the time, knowing him though probably not the case. He is kind of an ass, it is usually more about him than anyone else. Which is why I know better then to get too attached to him. He is just the fun guy more then anything else.

[algunz]

But . . . I'm guessing he might have a bit of the machismo. It's all about protecting his lady, and once you are - in a way you always are.

If my foot is in my mouth please push it further. :)

[locachica73]

actually your probably right, boys are still dumb though lol.

[Hannahrain]

Actually her probably right.

[Hannahrain]

Lol!

[algunz]

Are you laughing at yourself, Hannah?

[miscorrections]

Negative.

[amyzzz]

Has anyone ever asked her gyno for pain meds for that time of the month? I get migraine headaches every single time, and when I tried once last year to ask for something and told them advil wasn't enough, they asked me to make an appointment to talk about my birth control. At the appt, the nurse chick just told me to "skip" my periods using my birth control. Well I can't fuckng skip every period, and I'm going to get the headaches every time I do have a period, damnit, so I want some painkillers. argh. I'm afraid to go back though if they're just going to give me the runaround, so I just use one of Jacob's.

[allyjoy]

that seems to be the new thing doctors are recommending. I asked about pain pills for cramps & they said just skip it. I asked about when it would come and my doc goes "they'll be bad but you'll have them less often." so stupid

[locachica73]

I went to my regular doc and they gave me some muscle relaxers for that time of the month. I have never dealth with the migrains but I use to get cramps so bad that I would puke for 2 days straight. So they put me on muscle relaxers to dull the pain. Your regular doc should do it if your gyno won't.

[amyzzz]

I had some cramps with it this time too, but it's the headache that's the worst. Fucking hell if that's a new trend. Thanks, ally. Perhaps I should go to my husband's doc. He gives him painkillers (for fibromyalgia).

[SFChrissy]

The office girls and I went out to lunch cause our payroll admin is leaving for a position with UCSF...We all got loaded on Mojitos...I have 2 hours to finish of work and am dying for a refill!!!

[locachica73]

I had a mojito in Cali and it had a whole shitload of mint in it, and they ground it up so it was coming up the straw and I ended up with green shit in my teeth. I had never had one before but after that I doubt I will have one again. Who needs green shit in their teeth.

[SFChrissy]

I had a mojito in Cali and it had a whole shitload of mint in it, and they ground it up so it was coming up the straw and I ended up with green shit in my teeth. I had never had one before but after that I doubt I will have one again. Who needs green shit in their teeth.
What a shitty experience...next year you guys come to our motel and I'll make you and co...yummy mojito's with out the mint debris in the teeth...he muddled it toomuc h...

[SFChrissy]

I gould go for 5 more...

[SFChrissy]

and I better be getting off early for labor day....

[locachica73]

What a shitty experience...next year you guys come to our motel and I'll make you and co...yummy mojito's with out the mint debris in the teeth...he muddled it toomuc h...

Deal!!! although the same girl did make me a vodka and club soda and she squished up the lime like you do with the mojito and it was very very good.

[amyzzz]

How bad is the birth control shot (depoprovera?)? I need something for a few months until I get something fixed forever, can't use the nuva ring anymore and don't want to take pills because I'm too forgetful and lazy.

[locachica73]

depo made me gain 20lbs every 3 months and I had NO sex drive at all, but i had been on it for over a year. but if you can avoid it, do. that shit fucks up your whole system.

[amyzzz]

Ah damn.

[locachica73]

little known fact... they give depo in high doses to sex offenders so they are unable to obtain an erection.

[amyzzz]

They don't need an erection to want to abuse people/children.

[locachica73]

oh trust me, i know... i would prefer they cut it off myself but that is "cruel and unusual treatment"

[amyzzz]

I personally don't think those people are completely evil. They have a really deep-rooted problem that also really harms other people. It is cruel and unusual to cut their peckers off imo.

[amyzzz]

BTW, I say this after vicariously enjoying watching Bruce Willis pound a pedophilic murderer's face into the ground on Sin City the other night. :thu

[sbessiso]

By the way, I know you ladies were talking about it some time ago but I'm constantly having problem with oily skin etc. But I have to be careful with products becuase my skin is uber sensitive and gets dry really easily

this has been doing the trick lately

http://www.acne.org/images/products/clean&clear-morning-burst-cleanser-large.jpg

it's keeping things under control. I just need to find a way to get rid of blackheads. an EFFECTIVE way. I hate blackheads more than anything in the world

[amyzzz]

You don't like those Biore strip things?

[sbessiso]

I don't know if i'm doing it wrong or something, but I don't see any difference

[sames44]

I like the Biore Pore Unclogging scrub

[Pixiessp]

By the way, I know you ladies were talking about it some time ago but I'm constantly having problem with oily skin etc. But I have to be careful with products becuase my skin is uber sensitive and gets dry really easily

this has been doing the trick lately

http://www.acne.org/images/products/clean&clear-morning-burst-cleanser-large.jpg

it's keeping things under control. I just need to find a way to get rid of blackheads. an EFFECTIVE way. I hate blackheads more than anything in the world

I've used that from time to time. I like it too.

[BROKENDOLL]

I don't know if i'm doing it wrong or something, but I don't see any difference Treat yourself to a facial. A professional will take care of those blackheads and recommened a product fit for your skintype. At home, I'll steam my face for about 10 minutes to open the pores and use a light scrub to cleanse with. And, believe it or not, that toothpaste hint I mentioned awhile back wroks wonders as a scrub, plus the mintiness feels wonderful!Apparently, there's enough mild abrasive in the paste to clean, but not harm your skin. Try it sometime,obessiso...

[amyzzz]

I've never had a professional facial, but I've thought about it....

[locachica73]

I have had a couple and its very nice. Just make sure after you don't go and put makeup or anything on your face for a couple hours.

[amyzzz]

Bah, I don't wear makeup.

[MissingPerson]

I've used that from time to time. I like it too.

The mild fizzing sensation freaks me out. Skin shouldn't fizz.

[miscorrections]

Could guys get any suckier? I really don't think so.

[amyzzz]

Ok, spill.

[anti-square]

Yes, we can. I promise.

[miscorrections]

Lesson: don't hook up* with anyone you instinctively like. They will proceed to ignore you and then you will turn into a jealous crazy-woman.









*Hook up does not mean intercourse.

[amyzzz]

so hook up with someone you instinctively hate? Not sure about this lesson. Kinda vague.

[miscorrections]

Hook up with people you're either ambivalent about or that you don't like.

[amyzzz]

I'm having 90's flashbacks of leaving flowers and postcards on some jerk's doorstep.

[miscorrections]

Yeah I don't actually let my crazy out.

[locachica73]

and making mixed tapes.

[chairmenmeow47]

Hook up with people you're either ambivalent about or that you don't like.

i agree with this when hook up means intercourse or things of that nature.

[RotationSlimWang]

So you blew him and now he's ignoring you? Is it possible you're not very good at it?

[HowToDisappear]

I'm having 90's flashbacks of leaving flowers and postcards on some jerk's doorstep.

OH SHIT.

I've done that. Makes me cringe just thinking about it. (But in my case it would be an 80's flashback.)

[amyzzz]

I don't think I'd ever had a boyfriend at that point, so maybe I can be excused for it.

[captncrzy]

Lesson: don't hook up* with anyone you instinctively like. They will proceed to ignore you and then you will turn into a jealous crazy-woman.









*Hook up does not mean intercourse.


This is true. Be mean to them. They go away, but they miss the mean and they come back. And the next thing you know, they're sitting on your couch eating pumpkin seeds and watching The Terminator Sarah Connor Chronicles.



If my camera was handy, I'd post a picture of this happening right now.

[miscorrections]

Yeah but you have to have a chance to be mean to them.

[bballarl]

Why do girls enjoy dating assholes?

[miscorrections]

We don't. This whole tangent is me lamenting assholes.

[amyzzz]

good chemistry?

[captncrzy]

Yeah but you have to have a chance to be mean to them.

The best way to be mean is to withhold anything having to do with his penis being outside of his pants. Also, don't call them back for a day or so.

[bballarl]

We don't. This whole tangent is me lamenting assholes.

But girls seem to be attracted to being treated poorly. The fact you are ranting is proof to this.

PS That isn't why I asked the question, but it was convenient evidence. +10.

[miscorrections]

Yeah but if they don't care the point is moot.

[captncrzy]

But girls seem to be attracted to being treated poorly. The fact you are ranting is proof to this.

PS That isn't why I asked the question, but it was convenient evidence. +10.

My therapist told me (once upon a time) that women like to nest....so they pick men they think need to be "fixed" so they can "fix" them. Not that this is what C. did; just generalizing here.

[miscorrections]

But girls seem to be attracted to being treated poorly. The fact you are ranting is proof to this.

I didn't exactly know he was a jerk until now. I'm not going to pursue anything further I am just pissed.

[Young blood]

assholes are generally more fun.

[captncrzy]

Yeah but if they don't care the point is moot.

Also, if he's not into you, then fuck him. He's obviously as retarded as Sarah Palin's baby, cuz you're hot.

[miscorrections]

Also fixing boys is bullshit. I've watched friends do it and it looks like the biggest waste of time that's guaranteed to make both parties unhappy.

[captncrzy]

Well, yeah....I think it's something that's just ingrained; like women feel sorry for broken men the same way they feel sorry for injured animals.

[bballarl]

Sigh. Girls are weird.

[Young blood]

Sigh. Girls are weird.

you are thinking to much.

[captncrzy]

Hey man, try pushing something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon-then you'll understand the weirdness.



Edit-besides, Andrew-you're hot. Why the troubles?

[amyzzz]

Girls want to be that missing piece.

[miscorrections]

Not if we have any brains we don't. I am so not on this fixer-upper train.

[Young blood]

just play your guitar and let your hip thrusts do the talking andrew.

[thestripe]

Andrew as stated in that other thread, You are in a fucking band. No more boo hooing. Go out and get it boy.

[miscorrections]

Seriously Andrew you shouldn't have any trouble at all - your band is really good, you're good-looking, lots of things going for you. This thread is for girly complaints anyway.

[captncrzy]

Not if we have any brains we don't. I am so not on this fixer-upper train.

That's good.

[amyzzz]

Andrew as stated in that other thread, You are in a fucking band. No more boo hooing. Go out and get it boy.
qft

[algunz]

Men are stupid; women are weak.

[miscorrections]

I hope you get a fist in the eye for that stupid aphorism.

In other news, facebook is a WONDERFUL vehicle for passive aggression.

[BROKENDOLL]

My therapist told me (once upon a time) that women like to nest....so they pick men they think need to be "fixed" so they can "fix" them. Not that this is what C. did; just generalizing here. That's true. It's also a step preparing for raising a child.

[BROKENDOLL]

Hey man, try pushing something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon-then you'll understand the weirdness.



Edit-besides, Andrew-you're hot. Why the troubles? Thanks Captncrzy, I saw this last night and had nothing better to do. My kitchen is a Goddamned mess now!

[BROKENDOLL]

Girls want to be that missing piece. No, Amyzzz. We want to be the piece he misses.

[Courtney]

For the record, I admit that (as one member of the female persuasion) I am attracted to assholes sometimes. Even though I don't let myself act on it. I guess this is mostly because all of that anger can be kind of hot when turned in the right context.

Corinna, if the boy isn't bothering to follow up, then he really isn't worth your trouble anyways. Go find someone else who realizes how awesome you are.

Andrew, I agree with everything said herein. You are cute and in a band. What's the problem?

[algunz]

I hope you get a fist in the eye for that stupid aphorism.



Deserved.

It was meant more as a representation of poor judgment on both sides. They think we're weak. We think they're stupid. Hence why so many of us find ourselves in shitty relationships.

Too many of us fall under both categories when it comes to "love."

[chairmenmeow47]

what's the expression? "women marry men hoping they'll change and men marry women hoping they'll never change..." sadly, this tends to be true.

and man, i had a hair adventure this weekend trying to be poison ivy. i was going for this:

http://www.ultimatecoupons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poison-ivy.jpg

but had not clue how to make that happen. i SUCK at hair. so i brought my engineer friend gordon with me to joann's to get something to shape the hair, and he suggested chicken wire. i decided that sounded like the best plan and went home to try it out. man i had no clue what i was doing. luckily the girls that were over getting ready with my roommate took pity on me and my chicken wire and one of them was able to do this with just two pigtails and a couple of bobby pins. i am AMAZED!:

http://www.cubbieownsyou.com/albums/Diablo08/DSC09778_Large.sized.jpg

http://www.cubbieownsyou.com/albums/Diablo08/DSC09658_Large.sized.jpg


are any of you good at hair? it seems to be a natural talent. no matter how much i try, i just don't have that ability.

[BROKENDOLL]

The best way to be mean is to withhold anything having to do with his penis being outside of his pants. Also, don't call them back for a day or so.
That's it! A detachable penis! No more head games, no more worries, and no need to call!

[BROKENDOLL]

Ivy, I just want to know how long it took to get the chickenwire out of your hair. That had to be one clusterfuck of tangles!

[brenda]

shitty relationships only make us stronger!!! if your able to get out and see the relationship for what it REALLY was...


i would also like to make a comment about um girls with that stupid rhianna or posh haircut, YOUR waaaack
seriously i had that haircut goin on when i was 5?


where are all the natural beautys, non-'trendy' STRONG MINDED young woman these days who are ready to DANCE at coacheaven, and not stand around in my way lol..

[bobert]

I'm hiding in the corner of your thread, furiously masturbating.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/bobertrgb/Web%20JPGs/peeping-tom.jpg

[chairmenmeow47]

i didn't actually end up using the chicken wire, but it was hella difficult to get my hair out. the girl had teased it, and i had to shampoo & conditioner twice, and do several comb throughs while still in the shower. i didn't get to bed till the sun came up sunday, that's for sure.

and i dyed my hair with temporary red dye (which didn't show too well since i'm naturally dark brown) and sprayed it with the bright red stuff. i accidentally used one of my mom's white towels when i got out of the shower this morning. i threw it in with some bleach before i left, i hope it's ok =/

[BROKENDOLL]

what's the expression? "women marry men hoping they'll change and men marry women hoping they'll never change..." sadly, this tends to be true.

and man, i had a hair adventure this weekend trying to be poison ivy. i was going for this:

http://www.ultimatecoupons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poison-ivy.jpg

but had not clue how to make that happen. i SUCK at hair. so i brought my engineer friend gordon with me to joann's to get something to shape the hair, and he suggested chicken wire. i decided that sounded like the best plan and went home to try it out. man i had no clue what i was doing. luckily the girls that were over getting ready with my roommate took pity on me and my chicken wire and one of them was able to do this with just two pigtails and a couple of bobby pins. i am AMAZED!:

http://www.cubbieownsyou.com/albums/Diablo08/DSC09778_Large.sized.jpg

http://www.cubbieownsyou.com/albums/Diablo08/DSC09658_Large.sized.jpg


are any of you good at hair? it seems to be a natural talent. no matter how much i try, i just don't have that ability. I bet if you went to a place that sells those foam shaped for flower arrangements, and got 2 of the small cone shapes, you could use bobby pins to clip[ them in place until you got your hair wrapped around the cone. If it's wrapped tight enough, I don't think those cones will slip off either. Just a thought...

[chairmenmeow47]

i had tried the cones when i first did the costume in 2003, but they were too large and my hair was too short at the time. the problem is the base of the cones is too large against my head. so i was looking for something i could wrap into a cone shape and keep hollow so it wouldn't be too large, which is why we settled on chicken wire. but then the girl magically did that to my hair and it looked close enough so i thought it was great. i probably could have gone to a hair dresser and had them do mini beehives or something, but i only wore this costume in the first place because it was something i already owned and didn't wanna spend money. i was impressed with out it turned out. wish i could do it myself!!!

[JustSteve]

Hey man, try pushing something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon-then you'll understand the weirdness.

guys can do that, it's called passing a kidney stone.

[BROKENDOLL]

guys can do that, it's called passing a kidney stone. Just the thought of a lemon makes my lips pucker-up!

[BROKENDOLL]

Ivy, how 'bout light cardboard rolled up into the size cone you'ld want. Your hair should be plenty long enough to wrap around that and it would be lightweight too.

[locachica73]

I think the liking bad boys (assholes) is something ingrained from watching movies. Who didn't have a thing for Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club? But we eventually grow out of it, to an extent that is. My last "bad boy" turned me off to them completely. There is a guy I see all the time at the bar who normally I would be all over but now have refused to even give the guy my number because he reminds me too much of my ex.

My only problem is that the only guys that approach me are usually black or mexican due to the large ass. Most white guys are afraid of "thick" girls so the chances of me finding a nice geeky white boy aren't very high. So I always end up with the thugs.

[amyzzz]

Ivy, I'm not good with hair, but when I was trying to be Princess Leia back in the day when I had long hair, I stuffed my hair with bits of hosiery (knee highs) to make the buns fatter and pinned it all up. Not sure how to form the cone shape exactly though.

[SFChrissy]

I haven't seen this thread in a while...

[captncrzy]

guys can do that, it's called passing a kidney stone.

Puhlease. A kidney stone doesn't rip you from hole to hole.

[locachica73]

Yes but men are big pussys when it comes to pain. When I was married my husband had knee surgery and I swear he thought he was dieing.

[amyzzz]

Yes but men are big pussys when it comes to pain. When I was married my husband had knee surgery and I swear he thought he was dieing.QF Fuckin T

[miscorrections]

We watched a surgical video for "non-invasive" knee surgery (getting implants) and holy man are the doctors brutal. Almost as barbaric as plastic surgery, so I can believe that the after-effects are not exactly pleasant. Still, though, I generally agree that guys are babies.

[RotationSlimWang]

My mother had all three of us kids with zero anesthetic and drove as far as an hour and a half from home just to have a hospital and doctor who would agree to let her leave with her babies the same day. Every time a movie depiction of women in labor would come on the TV and the chick would be screaming or crying or otherwise making a big fuss over the pain my mom would grunt, "Pussy." My father confirmed that through all three deliveries she didn't make so much as a yelp or whine in complaint at the pain.

In other words, my 4'10" 64 year old mother thinks you're all being a bunch of pussies. I'm inclined to believe she's right on the money. And I'd take the labor over three knee surgeries any day, you bitches are crazy.

[Beef Jerky]

^ penis alert!!

[MissingPerson]

Yo' Mama? Yo' Mama joke anyone? No...? No takers?

[algunz]

Did your mom shit all over the delivery table too?

[RotationSlimWang]

Probably. She shit all over most things is why I say "probably."

[algunz]

At one point in my delivery, I asked my husband if it smelled bad and he said, "Oh, it's like fucking roses in here." God damned smart ass.

[RotationSlimWang]

Not particularly smart, actually. Sarcasm is the refuge of the witless.

[Young blood]

LA, Drugs, Mommy and daddy issues.

LOL.

[algunz]

We were all a bit witless at that point.

[locachica73]

until a man has an apeasiotomy he is not allowed to join the child birth discussion.

:)

[bug on your lip]

suckers

[algunz]

mother fuckers

[CalmerThanYou]

cock...balls

[RotationSlimWang]

Nobody gets to talk any kind of shit unless they've had a spinal tap--them's the rules, bitches.

[locachica73]

I have had a spinal tap, and then i leaked spinal fluid when it didn't clot so they had to do a blood patch which means they withdraw it from the arm and shoot it in your spine. That then bulged a disc which caused a year of physical therapy and severe migrains which I had to be given ultracet for pain and still....

child birth and apeasiotimy are worse.

[RotationSlimWang]

This leads me to believe you're a pussy. Spinal taps are almost definitively the most painful goddamn thing on Earth.

My mom thinks you suck.

[locachica73]

damn, and i so wanted her to like me.

[lostsoul86]

For the record, I admit that (as one member of the female persuasion) I am attracted to assholes sometimes. Even though I don't let myself act on it. I guess this is mostly because all of that anger can be kind of hot when turned in the right context.


wow ...its gonna be awesome when that dude punches your lights out .:nono

[Courtney]

Did you even read my post?

[RotationSlimWang]

As the Resident Asshole, I resent the implication that we beat women.



Well, I resent the implication that we beat women we're dating. Those other cunts were asking for it. =)

[boarderwoozel3]

I'm hiding in the corner of your thread, furiously masturbating.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/bobertrgb/Web%20JPGs/peeping-tom.jpg

Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

+10

[chairmenmeow47]

meh, men get angry, women get emotional. that's the way it goes. we tend to go psycho, they tend to get violent. not sure which i'd rather deal with honestly.

[locachica73]

ok I have to ask... most of you girls seem like the strong independent type women who I have more in common with then the weak needy type women. This is one reason I don't have very many girl friends. I do have one girl friend though who I have been friends with forever. She has always been stronger but lately she has been very needy and co-dependent. She jumps from one relationship to the next and isn't happy unless a man is looking at her or interested in her. It drives me fuckin crazy. Every email that goes between us is her drama and even when I bring up something about myself that is going on she skips over that and it automatically goes back to being about her. At what point do you just cut people like this out of your life? I mean it becomes very exhausting. I think though that there might be something wrong with me because I always just get tired of these situations and then end up going my own way and avoiding further conversation with people like this. I feel bad but I try to be a happy person for the most part and when people can't be happy no matter what it kills me. I have even told her she should go back to her psychiatrist and have them adjust her meds but she refuses. She is bipoler but lately she has had more downs then ups. I feel like a horrible friend because I don't want to deal with it anymore but I have so much drama in my own life these days it is becoming impossible for me to be the shoulder she has to continually lean on. Any advice?

And yes, I am fully aware this makes me sound like a total bitch.

[RotationSlimWang]

The answer is: the second you start having to ask "when is it time to cut this person out of my life?" That's when you cut them.

[chairmenmeow47]

The answer is: the second you start having to ask "when is it time to cut this person out of my life?" That's when you cut them.

exactly.

loca, my former best friend was kind of like that. she'd e-mail me this inane drama ALL.FREAKING.DAY at work and get mad if i didn't have paragraphs to contribute to her pointless drama. i started actively avoiding topics i didn't like. that's kinda what you have to do till they get the hint. unfortunately some of those longer, BFF type relationships are harder to let go of because they are like family to you. but eventually it can become unhealthy if all you do is squabble over bullshit. and just like you don't want a boyfriend who argues with you all day, you don't need a friend like that.

[locachica73]

Yeah I know, and normally I would do this but I have already cut most of my friends out of my life for one reason or another. When I say we have been friends for a long time I mean 7 years, I have no longer lasting friendships because I do get fed up too quickly and walk away. I still have plenty of guy friends because they don't bring much drama to the table and never ask me to go use the restroom with them. God I hate when women want to pee together.

Maybe it is me with the issue, I am emotionally bankrupt so I have trouble dealing with other peoples emotions. Oh well.

[locachica73]

exactly.

loca, my former best friend was kind of like that. she'd e-mail me this inane drama ALL.FREAKING.DAY at work and get mad if i didn't have paragraphs to contribute to her pointless drama. i started actively avoiding topics i didn't like. that's kinda what you have to do till they get the hint. unfortunately some of those longer, BFF type relationships are harder to let go of because they are like family to you. but eventually it can become unhealthy if all you do is squabble over bullshit. and just like you don't want a boyfriend who argues with you all day, you don't need a friend like that.

Yeah and she is the one dating my brother so it makes it more difficult. I have told her though that she is not allowed to talk to me about my brother, but then she started seeing this other guy on the side... Ugh it is just too much. And I got alot of shit going on with my kids as it is, I don't need to try and fix her shit on top of it. I know I need to have the conversation with her, it is just hard for me because on top of everything else I avoid confrontation at all cost, I prefer to just hide and avoid.

[chairmenmeow47]

Yeah and she is the one dating my brother so it makes it more difficult. I have told her though that she is not allowed to talk to me about my brother, but then she started seeing this other guy on the side... Ugh it is just too much. And I got alot of shit going on with my kids as it is, I don't need to try and fix her shit on top of it. I know I need to have the conversation with her, it is just hard for me because on top of everything else I avoid confrontation at all cost, I prefer to just hide and avoid.

let's just say my former BFF-of-almost-20-years-who-was-dating-a-friend-i-worked-with and i parted ways 3 years ago and i'm sure neither of us could be happier. it was hard at first, but after awhile i started breathing much easier knowing i didn't have to deal with the weekly drama fest anymore. and avoiding them is key. i have not even been to her myspace or live journal or anything like that since. i couldn't really care less.

[locachica73]

I guess we all eventually grow out of relationships. There have always been things I have put up with from her because the good times outweighted the bad but lately this hasn't been the case so I guess it is time to move on. Thanks for the advice. :)

[SFChrissy]

The answer is: the second you start having to ask "when is it time to cut this person out of my life?" That's when you cut them.


exactly.

Ditto...I've had to cut these kind of people loose...it's a matter of personal sanity and it kinda gives them a reference point "where are all my friends" but sometimes this behavior can not be revearsed and you have to be greatful for the good times and move on with living a positive productive life...

[amyzzz]

Now I'm wondering if I was the needy, annoying friend. I had a close friend who stopped talking to me and would never answer her phone about 4 years ago. Now I feel like shit all over again. I really liked her.

[sames44]

Loca, you can send her one of these (http://www.breakupemail.com/dump.php)

[locachica73]

LOL I just bookmarked that link, you never know when that shit will come in handy. :)

[RotationSlimWang]

Now I'm wondering if I was the needy, annoying friend.

... wondering?