The Girls Only Thread

[obzen]

Women generally notice details more than us dudes, that and they're excessively self-conscious/enduring.

[chiapet]

That girl is built like a brick shithouse. Nothing too objectionable, but goddamn. Let's just say she'd be hard to save from a burning building.

A lot of girls are, whether they look it clothed or not. I used to be a base most of the time when I was in cheerleading, not because I was the fattest :) but because I was one of the few who could support 130-160 lb chicks for an extended period of time. Since they made us train like athletes instead of just being floozies in short skirts, there were like 2 people on the whole squad who weighed under 130. None of those girls looked fat. You'd think most of the ~150lbs ones were skinny or just "normal".

The downside to working out a ton when you're female is not fitting into clothes properly, especially if you do a lot of upper body training. My upper arms were very muscular, to the point that woven fabric tops could be problematic. I wore a lot of spandex...... :/

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

I'd fuck that girl in the cow costume to death.

[chiapet]

I think you forgot to switch users. Unless DFG is also into thick girls. He probably is.

[DruggyFestivalGuy]

I am, too.

[locachica73]

I find the chick in the cow pants to be damn near perfect. No bones protruding from her ribs, great breasts and a round smackable ass. I want to hang out with her.

[Pixiessp]

Becca, you're a little fat, but it's okay.

That girl is built like a brick shithouse. Nothing too objectionable, but goddamn. Let's just say she'd be hard to save from a burning building.

That girl is built just like my ex girlfriend who left me because she feared I would not be able to save her from a burning building. I kid you not.

[Pixiessp]

Here is a question for you ladies: Why do all girls think they're fat?

Not all girls think they're fat. Out of proportion maybe.

[locachica73]

That girl is built just like my ex girlfriend who left me because she feared I would not be able to save her from a burning building. I kind you not.

wow, more proof that women are insane.

[Ha.SK]

http://images2.pacsun.com/is/servlet/izoom/PacSunProducts/6014633_01?$08_product_largerView$

and/or

http://images2.pacsun.com/is/servlet/izoom/PacSunProducts/6014294_01_040?

leaning towards the first one.

[Pixiessp]

I like the first one too. Better blend of colors.

[Monklish]

Both ugly.

[Ha.SK]

the price is ugly. i think ill wait for it to go on sale but then what if they dont have my size :(

[rskapcat]

Don't know your body type, but the first one could make you look like you have a gut because of the pockets.

[Ha.SK]

i really like the pockets since i can probably stick my phone in there and i think it would hide my gut a little better.

[amyzzz]

I like the 2nd better, nice spring colors.

[chiapet]

Neither of those seems like it would be very flattering on almost any body. It's like the awful stuff our moms wore in the 80s.

[BROKENDOLL]

http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cowgirl-P.jpg
Actually, she's not that bad. She is definitely a BIG girl, but her proportions are balanced. (Meaning, if she starts to topple because of those boobs, her ass will balance everything out. You know, like a Weeble as it wobbles.)I think the fact that she is dressed as a heifer at her size tells me she really doesn't give a shit what other's think because she's happy with herself. I wouldn't argue with her...


That outfit is really, really horrifying. What a waste of good boobs.
Oh, I doubt those boobs get wasted, Becca. Now, the duct tape? That's what I'm concerned about. When she goes to pull that off, that heifer will turn into a bucking bull!


Lucky girl to have prodigious boobs and hips but no belly. I wish I could scoop out my belly with a giant melon baller.
Corrina, if you manage to pull this act off, may I have dibs on the leftover melon balls? It would only end in a win/win situation, I think.

[Astrid]

Here is a question for you ladies: Why do all girls think they're fat?
society. assholes. the media. life in general.

ive spent my whole life never having weight issues or feeling insecure about it. excessive drinking/birth control/generally not giving a fuck/burritos with fries in them have made me feel really shitty, as a result i feel shittier about my physical appearance. but in reality ive gained less than 5 pounds. its really a mental condition. you can feel good about yourself at any weight, there are always just outside factors/distractors.

last night one of my really good male friends gave me a hug, pinched my hips and said ohh you could use to lose some weight!!!

Excellent! Beer timmmmmmme. :)

p.s. that girl is banging hot. i cant find a single reason anyone wouldnt be all up on her, except perhaps that outfit?

[rage patton]

I have more recently, most of my guy friends think chicks are too skinny now. Most guys think girls look a lot better with a little beat of meat on their bones. Yet, for some reason, girls continue to think that unless they are skinny as a rail, guys will think they are fat. And yes, some guys will think that any girl who has what might resemble a curve is fat... but those guys are assholes and they are in the minority.

My fiancee always complains about how she wants to loose weight and be skinnier and this and that. I don't like hearing her say that kind of stuff. I love her and her body, and I wish she could be happy with her body. No matter what I say to her will convince her otherwise. Is there any way for a guy like me to make a girl happy with her body, without changing it?

[SFChrissy]

I have more recently, most of my guy friends think chicks are too skinny now. Most guys think girls look a lot better with a little beat of meat on their bones. Yet, for some reason, girls continue to think that unless they are skinny as a rail, guys will think they are fat. And yes, some guys will think that any girl who has what might resemble a curve is fat... but those guys are assholes and they are in the minority.

My fiancee always complains about how she wants to loose weight and be skinnier and this and that. I don't like hearing her say that kind of stuff. I love her and her body, and I wish she could be happy with her body. No matter what I say to her will convince her otherwise. Is there any way for a guy like me to make a girl happy with her body, without changing it?

WOW...why aren't there more guys like you who share your same opinion!!! As for facilitating in her security...continue to emphasize the physical attributes about her body that you love!!!

[guedita]

Also, encourage her to do things that make her feel healthy and good about herself. Bike rides, jogging, yoga....do them with her. But Chrissy is right....you're awesome

[Astrid]

tis indeed good advice. it feels a lot better to be complimented out of the blue than to be reassured when you are feeling insecure.

[rage patton]

WOW...why aren't there more guys like you who share your same opinion!!!

Thats the thing though... there are lots more guys who like girls with curves. All of our voices are just apparently drowned out by a number of assholes and the media.

Oh, and I agree with Malcolm's courage wolf from a few pages back. If loosing weight means loosing boobs... the weight stays.

[Suffacated]

Actually, she's not that bad. She is definitely a BIG girl, but her proportions are balanced.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/cowgirl.jpg

wtf?

[locachica73]

The problem with the guys now appreciating girls with curves is how they appreciate them. The term thick gets thrown around a lot. "I like girls who are nice and thick like you..." WTF? First time I heard that I almost kicked the guy, Sorry, its basically saying you like fat chicks. Backhanded compliments never feel as great.

Rage, I am assuming you don't say that, but be carefull of the compliments you give her, make sure she can't take them the wrong way, or over analyze what it means in any way... because we do that.

[caco0283]

Caco don't like

[captncrzy]

I can't imagine why Becky thinks she needs to lose weight. She's totally hot. Tell her I said so.

[downingthief]

Thats the thing though... there are lots more guys who like girls with curves. All of our voices are just apparently drowned out by a number of assholes and the media.



Normally don't like to crash the Girls' party, but I must agree 100%. I love me some curves! I love and adore my wife's body...I still act like a hormonal teenager when I see her naked...Hell, even clothed. :)

[rage patton]

I can't imagine why Becky thinks she needs to lose weight. She's totally hot. Tell her I said so.

Hehe, thanks Jenn. I will let her know.

And Loca, I have never used the word "thick" to describe her body to her. I know how the must sound to a girl, and I am a little smarter than that. Is curves a bad word to use? Because I always reassure her that I love her curves. Is that a bad word to use? I always thought it was a compliment.

[caco0283]

What about thin guys....a guy my size wouldn't look right with the girl pictured above. Just cos I like thin women doesn't make me an ass....I'm a thin guy

[captncrzy]

The thing is that Becky isn't what I would call "thick". She's very Marilyn Monroe-y. That means she has boobs and hips. Thick is nowhere near the right word for her.

It probably helps that she's so fucking cool and nice, too.

[captncrzy]

What about thin guys....a guy my size wouldn't look right with the girl pictured above. Just cos I like thin women doesn't make me an ass....I'm a thin guy

Yeah, but Ragey is a thin dude too. He's super tall though.

[locachica73]

Curves isn't a bad word but it would depend on how it's said. Like if she is feeling insecure and thinking/saying that she feels fat, and then you say "oh baby, i love your curves" then that might be reinforceing her thought process. Not that I can say how others think, just how I would think in a similar situation. But women are crazy and there are times that no matter what men say we will take it in the worst possible way. Just continue to reassure her that she is beautiful and that is all you can do.

[rage patton]

What about thin guys....a guy my size wouldn't look right with the girl pictured above. Just cos I like thin women doesn't make me an ass....I'm a thin guy

Its ok to like thin women, but do you go around telling women who are slightly larger than a bean pole that they are fat? Here lays the key difference.


The thing is that Becky isn't what I would call "thick". She's very Marilyn Monroe-y. That means she has boobs and hips. Thick is nowhere near the right word for her.

It probably helps that she's so fucking cool and nice, too.

I agree with all of this. Oh, and an ass. Can't forget about that. And I most certainly do mean that as a compliment.

[locachica73]

Thick is more a word black dudes use anyway, curvey might be the white man version, I don't know.

[caco0283]

Its ok to like thin women, but do you go around telling women who are slightly larger than a bean pole that they are fat? Here lays the key difference.


Why is it okay to mock thin woman by saying they are slightly larger than a bean pole. If somebody said that about me I wouldn't like it. Same way a larger women wouldn't like to be told they are a little too well fed.

[rskapcat]

I never take it as an insult when a man says he thinks I'm attractive based on my curves or thickness. I know what I look like. I'll take compliments where I can get them.

And Becky is foxy.

Ronnie, there's nothing wrong with preferring thin women. Everyone has a type.

[locachica73]

I have come to accept it as a compliment now, but in my 20's I hated it.

[amyzzz]

Also, I'll gladly take all the admiration from the guys who don't like curves.

[amyzzz]

oh, ragey's becky. nm.

[herro kitty]

I would be pissed if a fat guy said he only liked thin girls, though. Hehe.

[locachica73]

As a big girl I can say I don't date super skinny guys or guys shorter than me. It is a security issue, I want to know that if it came down to it, the guy I am with can protect me. Not me protect him.

[caco0283]

As a big girl I can say I don't date super skinny guys or guys shorter than me. It is a security issue, I want to know that if it came down to it, the guy I am with can protect me. Not me protect him.

wtf???

[rskapcat]

It doesn't bother me if heavy guys don't like curvy girls. It goes back to not being able to choose what you find attractive. Most of the guys I've dated (& the one I married) have been fairly thin, taller than me, & dark-haired & dark-eyed. That's my type.

[locachica73]

Sorry, most girls don't like to hang out with dudes that are smaller than they are. Just like you don't want to hang out with big girls.

[amyzzz]

Yeah, I never dated cancer victims.

[locachica73]

lol amy, you crack me up.

[amyzzz]

:)

I have dated a couple short/same-height-as-me guys in the distant past though. I was strongly attracted to this one guy, even though my "type" was always tall guys. Well, and this other guy...

[locachica73]

Nick is actually one of the smaller guys I have ever dated. Most of my ex's have been gym rats who flex whenever they pass a mirror. EW

[GeezrRckr]

Thats the thing though... there are lots more guys who like girls with curves. All of our voices are just apparently drowned out by a number of assholes and the media.

sorry to crash the femfest, but i second rage's comment here. i thought the girl in the heifer getup was hott too (except i'm not so much a fan of fake boobs...those were fake, right?)

bye

[miscorrections]

Sorry, most girls don't like to hang out with dudes that are smaller than they are. Just like you don't want to hang out with big girls.

Bullshit, I love skinny guys.

[Monklish]

ITT: Girls I would chew my dick off rather than fuck discuss what guys they find attractive.

[locachica73]

I said big girls, I don't consider you a big girl. And I guess that is just speaking to big girls I know who don't like dating a guy smaller than them because it makes them look/feel bigger. I don't know ALL big girls, just some.

But if a guy were shorter and skinnier than you would you find him hot? Just based on initial attraction, before getting to know him. Because most girls I talk to have always said no. I have a firm rule that the guy has to at least be as tall as me but at 5'6" that isn't too difficult.

[JustSteve]

sorry to crash the femfest, but i second rage's comment here. i thought the girl in the heifer getup was hott too (except i'm not so much a fan of fake boobs...those were fake, right?)

bye

eh, she's too thick for me...haha, j/k.

wanna here something crazy, ladies? my wife now weighs less than when i met her...and that is after having 2 kids. she has an amazing trainer...and works her ass off, though.

when we met i was around 165, then when she became pregnant we gained each other pound for pound, it was nuts. i would see my doc and then she'd see hers a couple days later, we were always within a pound of each other, both pushing 200 around the due date, damn hormones. then she had the baby and lost ~20 pounds instantly and the rest in the next few months. me? i have been stuck at 185 ever since, which makes my doctors happy since it is closer to my "ideal" weight, and at 6'1" is pretty normal, but damn.

[TomAz]

I've been wondering how much JustSteve weighs.

[JustSteve]

hence my post. you're welcome.

[TommyboyUNM]

If you big girls don't want to be with a smaller guy because you just don't like smaller guys that's one thing. But if the reason is because it makes you look big then I think that's unfortunate and ridiculous. A guy's size shouldn't determine how you feel about yourself.

A lot you women need to start liking yourselves a little bit more. If you're with a man and he obviously likes you, and even compliments you a lot, just embrace it. If he tells you that you're beautiful and that he likes curvy women then get over yourself and understand that's a compliment. He shouldn't have to watch how he compliments you just because you have low self-esteem. That's bullshit. It's extremely frustrating and unattractive when you compliment a woman and that prompts her to either get mad or go off about the things she doesn't like about herself. Just remember, it's your problem not his.

[rskapcat]

Amen, Tommy.

[chiapet]

My fiancee always complains about how she wants to loose weight and be skinnier and this and that. I don't like hearing her say that kind of stuff. I love her and her body, and I wish she could be happy with her body. No matter what I say to her will convince her otherwise. Is there any way for a guy like me to make a girl happy with her body, without changing it?

Okay, she's out of her fucking mind. She is HOT and has a great body.

It kind of sucks that most women can't seem to be happy with they have. If they've got curves, they wish they were very thin. If they're very thin, they wish they had more curves.


Sorry, most girls don't like to hang out with dudes that are smaller than they are. Just like you don't want to hang out with big girls.

I have only dated like 3 or 4 guys ever that weren't super thin. Even though I'd say thin is not part of my 'type'. So I call BS on worrying about dating someone who is smaller than me or fit when I'm not. I have even dated a guy only a couple of inches taller than me (which at 5'2" is not too common). It was interesting. We could have shower sex without gymnastics. And we could share shoes. :)

[Monklish]

ITT: Fat girls talk about how other fat girls aren't really fat girls.

[captncrzy]

No, usually fat girls make fun of other girls that are fatter.

[amyzzz]

Becky is not fat. (from a skinny girl)

[SFChrissy]

Tommy makes great points. I currently consider myself FAT. I have never been insecure about my body until after having children and becoming fat. I also don't get a fraction of attention as to what I used to. I have never ever in my entire existence in the dating world ever met or came accross a guy who shares Rage & Tommy's views...in fact most have been the opposite...baby daddy (my ex)seems to enjoy calling me a stupid fat bitch/ass. I like who I am but am not comfortable with my new body and have not accepted it which is probably why I have no interest in dating or casual sexual encounters...so while I'm out of work...off to the gym I go every am for 2hrs...not sure if my body will change or become something I enjoy looking at in the mirror with or without clothes on...but it sure is helping me from freaking out while being out of a job!!!

[chiapet]

I've had the opposite experience - almost all the guys I've dated, flirted with, even my guy friends - were tolerant of, if not actually more into, girls on the 'thick' side. I'm not saying 'fat' necessarily, but they did not like skinny. Even when I was not fat. I did have a substantial rack, and seemed to attract 'breast' guys, so maybe that's part of it? A few of my college boyfriends even suggested I could fatten up. If they only knew me now. :P :nono

[herro kitty]

I love frail, thin, lily white boys too... I like how they quiver and are sensitive to the touch. Hee hee. I'm probably a wolf inside. But now, I also like buff guys after having a few good experiences. I think a lot of flab on guys is gross.

Ah fuck you guys again, now I am thinking if I look fatter standing next to the skinny guys I date. Thanks again, board! :P

[Ha.SK]

:)

I have dated a couple short/same-height-as-me guys in the distant past though. I was strongly attracted to this one guy, even though my "type" was always tall guys. Well, and this other guy...

funny i was the same way and i thought my "type" was tall men (5'9 and up). now ive been with the same man for 5 years. im 5'2 hes 5'4.

its true though about guys likeing girls with curves. him and his friends have all dated girls that are not rail thin (including myself). he says most guys want boobs or an ass on a girl.

for him he likes the ass hips combo.

[SFChrissy]

I love frail, thin, lily white boys too... I like how they quiver and are sensitive to the touch. Hee hee. I'm probably a wolf inside. But now, I also like buff guys after having a few good experiences. I think a lot of flab on guys is gross.

Ah fuck you guys again, now I am thinking if I look fatter standing next to the skinny guys I date. Thanks again, board! :Pcome on...

[Astrid]

i love skeletorz! its not really a type as much as a strange fascination with watching bones move about. i dont really think i have a particular body type i am attracted too. i get more into features i suppose.

[locachica73]

I have only dated like 3 or 4 guys ever that weren't super thin. Even though I'd say thin is not part of my 'type'. So I call BS on worrying about dating someone who is smaller than me or fit when I'm not. I have even dated a guy only a couple of inches taller than me (which at 5'2" is not too common). It was interesting. We could have shower sex without gymnastics. And we could share shoes. :)

LOL ok maybe it's just me and my insecure friends. But seriously, I have friends that I wouldn't even consider heavy at all and still won't date guys skinnier than they are because they worry how it will look to others. My issues are just more wanting a guy that I feel safe with, not that I expect any big bar brawls or anything, but I like to know if it came down to it the man I am with can protect me. Which might also shed some light on my fascination with bad boys.

[TommyboyUNM]

You're going to dismiss a guy based on your assumption that he couldn't protect you on the slight chance that he would even have to?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I had a girlfriend like that. She wanted a big man that could protect her. And I was always like "From what?" And she was like "Thugs." Because, you know, of the rampant thug problem.

[locachica73]

No, I was talking initial chemistry here. I have gone out with guys smaller than me but it took me meeting them and getting to know them first. Barac was shorter than me and had a heart condition, I could have taken him down with one arm. But initial attraction, I prefer built guys with strong arms and who are taller than me. It's kind of like a guy who likes breasts or asses, I like strong arms and chest, and a strong jaw line.

[rskapcat]

Size does not equate protective abilities, anyway.

I have a billy club. I can take care of myself.

[JustSteve]

i have been with a couple girls who were instigators. one time shit started and i walked out, never looked back. fuck the drama. if you need me to protect you because you say stupid shit and do stupid shit then i will quickly say "buh-bye".

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I've got a billy club for you.

[locachica73]

Oh, I don't fight, and I don't argue, almost to my own detriment, so it isn't about me starting shit and needing someone to back me up. I don't really expect anyone to protect me, but it is nice to know that if it came down to it he can. But that has a lot to do with my past and not something I need to go into.

[chairmenmeow47]

i don't really care if a guy can "protect" me or not, but i do care if he's going to run away like a little girl, no matter what size.

[caco0283]

LOL ok maybe it's just me and my insecure friends. But seriously, I have friends that I wouldn't even consider heavy at all and still won't date guys skinnier than they are because they worry how it will look to others. My issues are just more wanting a guy that I feel safe with, not that I expect any big bar brawls or anything, but I like to know if it came down to it the man I am with can protect me. Which might also shed some light on my fascination with bad boys.

I love how you think big guys are better fighters than thin guys. Your size has nothing to do with fighting skill.

[rskapcat]

I've got a billy club for you.

I'm sure you do.

[chairmenmeow47]

and my dad got me one of those steel sticks for christmas where it expands to three times the size and you beat someone with it. i don't know what he was thinking though; i can't make it close without pounding it on the ground and i can barely swing the thing properly to begin with. i seriously doubt if it came down to it that i'd be able to bludgeon someone to death anyways.

[chiapet]

I'm slightly aggravated with the idea that a guy would need to protect us, anyway. Thanks loca. :P

[locachica73]

I love how you think big guys are better fighters than thin guys. Your size has nothing to do with fighting skill.

oh i know the tiny people can fight, i have a girlfriend who is 5 foot nothin and weighs in at 98 lbs, and she has the biggest mouth out there and likes to start shit on a regular basis.

Funny though, guys can go on and on about how they don't like fat chicks or whatever their tastes are/are not, yet I say I only like muscular guys who are taller than me and somehow I am being called out... Double standards are alive and well.

[locachica73]

I'm slightly aggravated with the idea that a guy would need to protect us, anyway. Thanks loca. :P

lol, not from everyday life, just from the monsters that hide under the bed. Imaginary or otherwise.

[chairmenmeow47]

i just need a man who will protect me from hard to open jars and lifting heavy items.

[TommyboyUNM]

Funny though, guys can go on and on about how they don't like fat chicks or whatever their tastes are/are not, yet I say I only like muscular guys who are taller than me and somehow I am being called out... Double standards are alive and well.

It's not a double standard because those are two different premises. If you said that you just like muscular guys based on looks, and nothing else, then I think that's fine. It's just the reason you gave that threw me off. Unless a woman runs her mouth, how often does she need to be protected? And, as caco said, don't assume that a skinnier guy can't protect you.

[rskapcat]

I don't think we're dealing with a double standard here. There's a difference between saying "I'm generally drawn to taller, muscular guys because I think they're the hottest" and saying "I'm drawn to taller, muscular guys because I know they can protect me". You're not just talking about aesthetics. I guess I'd be bothered by a guy saying "I'm attracted to thin girls because I like weak women", but I don't care if a guy is just attracted to thin girls based on physical preference.

[rskapcat]

Tommy, get out of my head.

[locachica73]

But don't you think your past experiences lead to what you find attractive? The difference is I know why I find stronger men more attractive, because I like the feel of big arms around me when I have those bad dreams that come at night. I also know that when I see a tiny guy with a big girl, I usually think, that's an odd looking couple. I think seeing a big girl with a tiny guy makes the girl look even bigger. So I usually just prefer bigger, stronger, taller guys.

[TommyboyUNM]

The guy doesn't make the girl look bigger. People know exactly how big she is with or without the guy. It could work like the total opposite of what you're saying too. If you see a big girl with a bigger guy, someone could think "Wow, that girl is as big as that huge guy."

[chiapet]

Come on, this is like saying you shouldn't have skinny friends because they'll make you look fat in comparison.

[TommyboyUNM]

Tommy, get out of my head.

You said it more eloquently than I did.

You're smarter than I am, but at least I can protect you.

[rskapcat]

I think a lot of factors contribute to attraction. I'm not faulting your preferences...I just had an issue with the double standard comment. :)

[locachica73]

lol all my friends are skinny. I have no issue hanging out with skinny chicks. They are usually just as fucked up in the head as I am. Actually more, most skinny chicks I know have lower self esteem than I do.

You are all probably right, and I am probably wrong, but it doesn't change how I feel.

edit: but you do have to understand that I came from a very volitile household, there was always fighting and protection was always needed from someone in the house. That has created the person I am today, I can't change that.

[rskapcat]

It's not about right or wrong. Saying something like "Big girls don't like to date skinny guys" (or "All girls want a man who can protect them") is a generalization that doesn't necessarily apply to everyone. You like whoever you want, Audra...we all have our reasons for what attracts us and what doesn't. There is no right or wrong. :)

[caco0283]

I can't wait till I'm off probation so I can get my guns back and protect Loca.

[amyzzz]

I admit that it's a comfort having a big man, but I definitely wasn't looking for that in a man. When I first met Jacob, he seemed a bit too big for me.

[caco0283]

Amy I can protect you too!! Do you know who I am?

http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01226/37/40/1226240473_l.jpg

[locachica73]

The funny thing is, Nick really isn't that big of a guy, and he is white, and ummm a rocker dude. So far outside of my normal realm, yet the best relationship I have ever had.

[amyzzz]

Maybe you can, but just seeing my man's size could deter someone from starting shit with him. I don't really think about this a whole lot though.

[Mr. Dylanja]

I call on Amyzzz when I need protected.

[locachica73]

Those tiny girls are scrappers for sure D. I can see Amyzzz throwing down!!!

[Mr. Dylanja]

Did I say Amyzzz? I meant Allyjoy. Amyzzz's the intimidator, Ally's the enforcer!

[guedita]

I could kick my boyfriend's ass.

[locachica73]

LOL, yeah, I have decided that I am going to hire Ally to argue for me. You know, when I am rich and famous.

[amyzzz]

After NIN at Bonnaroo, I feel very depressed about my ability to protect myself anymore.

[rskapcat]

Elbows to the ribs, Amy.

[amyzzz]

That used to be my major defense, but man, it wasn't working in Tennessee. I do have very sharp elbows.

[locachica73]

I have never been in a fight (with a girl at least) so I don't know if I can or can't protect myself. I know I can take a punch though.

[amyzzz]

Me neither. The only kind of aggressive contact I've had is in situations like I mentioned above -- tightly-packed crowds up front at shows.

[TommyboyUNM]

This isn't a chat room.

[amyzzz]

You're not allowed in here -- it can be a chat room if we girls want it to be. (besides, I can't get in chat at work *sob!*)

[chairmenmeow47]

this isn't a boy's room.

[guedita]

I think he was referring to my above post, which admittedly was very chat-roomesque. I was just tagging onto the size conversation to say that my boyfriend is not necessarily very strong (I could take him), or big. But I'm not dating him for protection. And I think it's important that women feel as if they can defend themselves.

[locachica73]

this isn't a boy's room.

wow, i just had a flashback to when my dad cut off all my hair when I was 5 and the mean girls kicked me out of the girls room at skate palace. :)

[locachica73]

And I think it's important that women feel as if they can defend themselves.

Don't get me wrong, if it came down to it and I felt I needed to protect myself or anyone I loved I would beat the fuck out of whoever needed it, or try at least. I have tried before, on 3 occasions, but I am a big girl and apparently that intimidates mouthy bitches.

[guedita]

Haha, I just take solace in the fact that I'm a fast runner and in good shape...that's pretty much my only real means of "defense" if some one seriously started shit. That, and knowing that it only takes 8 pounds of pressure to rip someone's ear off. I've never had any girl or guy try to start anything with me though, so I guess I'm lucky on that front.

[SFChrissy]

I don't need a dude to protect me or defend me cause I can do that on my own...unfortunately I've been in a position where I had to show a girl or two that I'm not one to step up too...they were surprised by the outcome ending in my favor!!! However, I'm normally not the type to go out and start shit it's just been unfortunate that I've had to take on the duty of finishing it.

[locachica73]

I think I am the only girl I know who has never had to fight anyone, other than ex's. The protection that I was talking about really isn't about other chicks though, or even other men really because I know I am a strong individual that can handle anything. It is more just a comfort thing for me. It is hard to explain without going into a ton of detail but I just like that strength in a man. I have dated wimpy dudes, it's just not hot to me. Any man that can get completely pussy whipped is just not sexy. I also don't like to see men cry unless it's something very intense and serious.

[chiapet]

Chrissy, you don't look like someone a girl should piss off... I'm surprised they had to try you to find out.

[chiapet]

I don't like emotionally wimpy guys. I could care less whether they are able to protect me or not as long as they won't whine for attention or want to talk too much about how they're feeling. :P

[casey]

I don't like emotionally wimpy guys. I could care less whether they are able to protect me or not as long as they won't whine for attention or want to talk too much about how they're feeling. :P

i'm the same way, mostly about the whining for attention. i hate when guys think that because i am interested in something else it means i'm not interested in them. i don't care if my boyfriend watches baseball all day if i can paint or read or play a video game or go out to lunch with my friends or do something else...but some guys just think that you need to spend all your time with them and only them.

[chiapet]

I find that ^^^ is true when you don't seem to need their constant attention. The less you want theirs, the more they want yours.

Do you break guys, too, casey? I seem to turn seemingly well adjusted guys into clingy emotional wrecks. No idea how it happens. It seems to start innocently enough with me saying "Of course you can watch the game, I'll just go to my room and read my book." A few months later they are hovering constantly.

[Mr. Dylanja]

i'm the same way, mostly about the whining for attention. i hate when guys think that because i am interested in something else it means i'm not interested in them. i don't care if my boyfriend watches baseball all day if i can paint or read or play a video game or go out to lunch with my friends or do something else...but some guys just think that you need to spend all your time with them and only them.

This made me LOL.

[captncrzy]

I'll kick all your asses.

[chairmenmeow47]

i've only ever fought boys. i was hit buy a girl once, but i deserved it and didn't fight back. i've been almost choked to death, pushed down the stairs (more than once), beaten over the head with a bag of drumsticks, held down and forced to swallow anti-freeze.... it seems to me boys aren't who i need to look to for protecting :p

[locachica73]

a bag of drumsticks? as in chicken legs or actual drumsticks?

[chairmenmeow47]

actual drumsticks. i have a thing for drummers it seems.

[locachica73]

drummers are hot... so are bass players.... ok guys in bands. whatever.

[miscorrections]

Abusive drummers, apparently.

Also what Astrid said re: skinny guys and bones. I love seeing them both stationary and in motion, the symmetry is amazing.

[miscorrections]

Agreed, musical guys get a huge boost in attractiveness levels.

[amyzzz]

sexy pelvic bones.

[GeezrRckr]

i was hit buy a girl once, but i deserved it and didn't fight back.

this is why i lurk in here. quintessential difference between men and women in this statement. guys don't employ this form of logic.

[locachica73]

sexy pelvic bones.

pelvic bones can cause bruising... ouch.

but i do like the sexy V that a mans waist gets when they are built. :)

[amyzzz]

I'm not saying I want to rub up against the bones; I'm just saying they look nice.

edit: I dated a really skinny guy once, and being close was uncomfortable.

[miscorrections]

pelvic bones can cause bruising... ouch.


They do but it's worth it.

[chairmenmeow47]

skinny guys used to be my type.

but i just realized that i've been in love and in long-term relationships with four people. two of those people were:


long-distance
lived in LA
drummers
the same height
went to school in socal at one point to make movies
both consider themselves movie makers


i guess that's my real type lol.

[locachica73]

I have come to the realization that I know more what my type isn't than I do know what it is... Everytime I leave a relationship, significant or otherwise, I learn something else that I can't deal with from a man.

[caco0283]

this thread was great when you were talking about taking a shit

[chiapet]

this is why i lurk in here. quintessential difference between men and women in this statement. guys don't employ this form of logic.

Is it a male/female logic thing? I fight back even if I'm at fault. ESPECIALLY if it's my fault.

[miscorrections]

Never been in a physical fight. One girl tried to start a fight but it was so ludicrous that I laughed in her face and she walked away really confused.

[chiapet]

this thread was great when you were talking about taking a shit

We could go back to talking about menstrual blood, if you'd like. Maybe with pictures this time.

[amyzzz]

I'm thinkin PF would remove such pictures.

[caco0283]

Im just sayin. This thread is entertaining most of the time but when you get too girly then it gets boring (yes I know this is the girls thread....im just stating my thoughts)

Right now I feel like I'm watching Sweet Valley High with all your....."i like this....i like that....ohhh ahhh....yummmy"

:blah

[locachica73]

I have been in fights with plenty of dudes, been punched in the face by my sisters boyfriend at the library when I was 13, man that hurt... The father of my kids and I got into physical altercations on a couple occasions... My mothers boyfriend tried to choke me once... yet women usually hide when I put on my angry face. I almost want to pick a fight with a girl sometime though just to see how I would do. But, unfortunately I am too old for that now. :)

[guedita]

Cacao--give us a list of topics to discuss with our girly world vision, then.

loca....you can pick a fake fight with me, if you'd like, and watch me cower (or run away)

[chairmenmeow47]

Im just sayin. This thread is entertaining most of the time but when you get too girly then it gets boring (yes I know this is the girls thread....im just stating my thoughts)

Right now I feel like I'm watching Sweet Valley High with all your....."i like this....i like that....ohhh ahhh....yummmy"

:blah

then liven things up in the gentlemen's thread, good sir.

[locachica73]

lol, i am 36, my fighting days are over, before they even started, so sad.

But thank you for the offer. haha

[caco0283]

then liven things up in the gentlemen's thread, good sir.

Its a sausagefest in that thread

[GeezrRckr]

then liven things up in the gentlemen's thread, good sir.

there's a gentlemen's thread?

what do they discuss....video games, pizza and fake boobs? yawn.

[menikmati]

I'd much rather lurk in here.

[amyzzz]

The Girls Thread isn't really here for your entertainment, caco.

[locachica73]

there's a gentlemen's thread?

what do they discuss....video games, pizza and fake boobs? yawn.

lol they don't discuss much because they are too busy in here learning about lactation and cramps... ;)

[GeezrRckr]

lol they don't discuss much because they are too busy in here learning about... ;)

i doubt that there are enough evolved males on this board to verify the truth in that statement. with some exceptions, i suppose the majority of doods on this board are neither aware of, nor care about a girls only thread.

will you get back to cat fights, wings/no wings and shit like that now and just ignore us like you usually do (so well).

[miscorrections]

I'm sure the majority are indeed aware of this thread and read it fairly often just in case we say anything risque.

[locachica73]

wow, i assumed you were a girl for some reason. oops.

[GeezrRckr]

wow, i assumed you were a girl for some reason. oops.

me? hahahaha

[caco0283]

i doubt that there are enough evolved males on this board to verify the truth in that statement. with some exceptions, i suppose the majority of doods on this board are neither aware of, nor care about a girls only thread.

will you get back to cat fights, wings/no wings and shit like that now and just ignore us like you usually do (so well).

I actually pay attention to what yall say in here. I use the knowledge yall give me when I'm out on the prowl

[captncrzy]

I'm sure the majority are indeed aware of this thread and read it fairly often just in case we say anything risque.

risque=lesbianism

[GeezrRckr]

I actually pay attention to what yall say in here. I use the knowledge yall give me when I'm out on the prowl

yeah, we can tell....."out on the prowl" = you're not listening.

(ps, i'm a man)

[rskapcat]

I mean VAGINA.

ddyZvAhRBdA

[caco0283]

yeah, we can tell....."out on the prowl" = you're not listening.

(ps, i'm a man)

shake the sand out. I feel that the more men know what women may want...the better it is for him and her. Knowing the difference in what they like to wear....bras...make-up....that is all great knowledge

[miscorrections]

This is a resourceful gentleman. Although I think we are probably not too similar to the girls you like, considering we're the online-all-the-time sort.

[casey]

I find that ^^^ is true when you don't seem to need their constant attention. The less you want theirs, the more they want yours.

Do you break guys, too, casey? I seem to turn seemingly well adjusted guys into clingy emotional wrecks. No idea how it happens. It seems to start innocently enough with me saying "Of course you can watch the game, I'll just go to my room and read my book." A few months later they are hovering constantly.
haha no it doesn't happen that way for me. instead, it usually leads to them calling me selfish and getting mad at me because they try to give me a taste of my own medicine (i.e. i'll be watching something or wanting to go somewhere and they'll be like, "eh, i'm good" and i'll watch it/go anyway) and i don't seem to care. it's not that i don't care, but i'd rather go do something by myself than drag someone who doesn't want to go just because they're my boyfriend.


I mean VAGINA.


i love you.

[rskapcat]

:pulse :pulse :pulse

[locachica73]

but i'd rather go do something by myself than drag someone who doesn't want to go just because they're my boyfriend.

This is why I will be attending Coachella solo. Nick doesn't think he would want to hang for 3 days and I won't let him ruin my Christmas damnit. And he is totally cool with me going without him which is a huge bonus.

[chiapet]

wow, i assumed you were a girl for some reason. oops.

Is it because he has naked lesbian demons in his avatar? (i luv that album, btw).

[locachica73]

LOL I keep the screen pretty small while goofing off at work, I didn't notice the lesbian demons. DAMNIT!!!

I am guessing it is because we were having a convo about The Bachelor and so I assumed he was a she. But now I realize he was probably just commenting on the dirty whore side of The Bachelor. :)

[amyzzz]

oh nice. Lords of Acid.

[caco0283]

This is a resourceful gentleman. Although I think we are probably not too similar to the girls you like, considering we're the online-all-the-time sort.

This is true...im lucky if the girls I like know what a message board is. Plus they all fit in a 2-6. Not being mean....just agreeing with you. So ladies put back the claws

[chiapet]

^^^ that (LoA) is one of only two t-shirts I've been told to "never ever wear to work again". The other had written obscenities.

[chiapet]

caco, you remind me way too much of the kind of guys I grew up with, from the things you post and the pictures you've posted. That puts you into the "not if you were the last man on earth" category. Maybe if there were also not any women left...

[GeezrRckr]

LOL I keep the screen pretty small while goofing off at work, I didn't notice the lesbian demons. DAMNIT!!!

I am guessing it is because we were having a convo about The Bachelor and so I assumed he was a she. But now I realize he was probably just commenting on the dirty whore side of The Bachelor. :)

um, i wasn't discussing it with you, loca. i merely politely asked you and ron to take that convo off the default and to its own thread. i'm not a reality TV fan except for whale wars. that's more my speed.

will you ignore me again already and get back to the vagina shit. fucking a!

EDIT: is my avatar giving off the wrong impression? i only chose it b/c LoA are my wish reunion for 2010 and that album is so great with the cover being so emblematic. having said that, i don't want it to make me come off as the creepy old man.

[locachica73]

He reminds me of my brother...

[amyzzz]

^^^ that (LoA) is one of only two t-shirts I've been told to "never ever wear to work again". The other had written obscenities.
hahaha. that picture is rather offensive. I'm guessing the guys in the band are breast men. I mean, I do have their Greatest Tits CD. heh.

[locachica73]

um, i wasn't discussing it with you, loca. i merely politely asked you and ron to take that convo off the default and to its own thread. i'm not a reality TV fan except for whale wars. that's more my speed.

will you ignore me again already and get back to the vagina shit. fucking a!

See I am all sorts of confused now. Sorry!

Back to vaginas...

[rskapcat]

http://www.rathergood.com/buffy

Typing O and V should get us back on track. T, too.

[amyzzz]

I like X

[GeezrRckr]

http://www.rathergood.com/buffy

Typing O and V should get us back on track. T, too.

:thu

"z" was my favorite.

[rskapcat]

I like R. :)

[Caligula]

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[chiapet]

EDIT: is my avatar giving off the wrong impression? i only chose it b/c LoA are my wish reunion for 2010 and that album is so great with the cover being so emblematic. having said that, i don't want it to make me come off as the creepy old man.

No way, I love them. Though I have to admit Our Little Secret is my favorite album, even though it's not musically superior.


Amy, the t-shirt wasn't a problem until I wore it to a work outing, some of the guys got drunk, and decided they were going to "twist 'my' nipples" (meaning the ones on the shirt. which were not near my own). This greatly embarrassed one of our british execs. He was even more disturbed when, after being told they should not touch me or my shirt, they started twisting each *other's* nipples, in a painful way, with much squealing.

So yea, HR told me not to wear the shirt again. Amazingly the "Click here to see me naked" tshirt never got more than a worried look.

[chiapet]

becca!! :eek: I think i learned some new swear words.

[miscorrections]

I always forget that the back of my ATP '08 shirt has Fuck Buttons on it until people give me weird looks.

[chiapet]

Yea, that is not a word out of or on my person that surprises anyone. Except maybe my mom. And she only pretends to be shocked. I have been working on reducing my FPM for work reasons.

[matildawong]

This is why I will be attending Coachella solo. Nick doesn't think he would want to hang for 3 days and I won't let him ruin my Christmas damnit. And he is totally cool with me going without him which is a huge bonus.

Loca, do you stay solo in a motel or camp? (I ask not to be creepy, but because I have a similar situation. I always wonder what other people do...if that makes sense.)

[BROKENDOLL]

What does it mean when I can't get her keyboard to swear? It wouldn't do a thing. Perhaps it felt intimidated? Hmm?

[rskapcat]

Click in the keyboard area, then hit the keys on your keyboard.

[SFChrissy]

vagina discharge

[miscorrections]

Was that really necessary?

[hawkingvsreeve]

Are any of her posts?

[rskapcat]

To be fair, it was from the Buffy's Swearing Keyboard link I posted on the previous page. Not totally random.

[Astrid]

ivy: forced to drink anti-freeze? holy shit girl. im terribly sorry to hear that.

misc: agreed. i love pelvic bone pain.

i dont think ive ever been attracted to a non-musician before. its gotten to the point where i forget boys exist that dont play an instrument.


also why is everyone having all these brawls? my only forms of protection are my cat claws and uberloud screaming powers. all my boys are super passive, they would all throw down for me i guess, assuming i didnt create my own dumbeeze scenario in which case they would watch and laugh.

[amyzzz]

I can't imagine ever instigating any sort of fight. I avoid confrontation at all costs.

[chiapet]

I am watching (on Tivo) an alterna-The Bachelor with a trans girl. It's almost as bad as the network tv dating shows.

[Monklish]

Hey, you chicks got any tips for making DIY tampons? Super absorbent preferable, and what could I make the pearls out of? Like real pearls, 'cause that's expensive.

[miscorrections]

Can't you just shove a quilt up there?

[yeahfontaine]

I know you're just being dicks, but for real people who might be reading this and wondering, too, some girls use sea sponges. They're super absorbent, natural, and they don't leach chemicals into your puss. Kinda cool.

[miscorrections]

But why wouldn't you want chemicals in there? It's how I get high. Crack-coated tampons.

[Ha.SK]

Oh, I don't fight, and I don't argue, almost to my own detriment, so it isn't about me starting shit and needing someone to back me up. I don't really expect anyone to protect me, but it is nice to know that if it came down to it he can. But that has a lot to do with my past and not something I need to go into.

i completely understand where ur coming from.

im the same way because of what other men have done to me.

you feel that once you find the guy you know you love, still he needs to protect you from other men that could possibly hurt you again.

[caco0283]

caco, you remind me way too much of the kind of guys I grew up with, from the things you post and the pictures you've posted. That puts you into the "not if you were the last man on earth" category. Maybe if there were also not any women left...

Im flattered...I think. Not really sure cos by the sounds of it the guys you grew up with hit you...and I don't hit women. Now if the guys you grew up with loved 16 and 17 year old girls who can fit into a size 4 and can fill a B or C and climb up a 50ft pole and slide down upside down with no hands....well I'm flattered.

[locachica73]

Loca, do you stay solo in a motel or camp? (I ask not to be creepy, but because I have a similar situation. I always wonder what other people do...if that makes sense.)

I think we are camping this year as far as I know. Unless something changes. I will still be attending with some friends and my sister, we plan on doing the car camping thing but she will still get a motel room since her man is kind of wimpy when it comes to heat and wants to be able to go in and out when he gets overheated lol.

[chiapet]

Uhm, guys don't hit me. One has, one time, and even though he outweighed me by a good 100 lbs and was over a foot taller than me, he was the one who ended up running scared and crying from my apartment. I didn't even have to ask an uncle to have him killed. :)

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[matildawong]

Thanks, loca. What do people do who go to Coachella alone but don't camp? Do people get rooms by themselves?

[locachica73]

Closer to the time of the festival I remember seeing people who wanted to share some space in a condo/house/motel posting on the boards. I would feel weird about sleeping in a house with people I didn't know but if it were people that you felt comfortable with from the boards I don't see why not. I camped with PAW last year and hadn't met very many of those folks prior and still had a great time. I will say though that I am not much of the camping type girl, but it wasn't really all that bad last year, other than me sitting too long with my back in the sun on Saturday while waiting for the festivities to start.

[matildawong]

Good ideas. I'm not much of a camper either so I'll keep my eyes peeled for sharing space notices. I don't mind being alone at all, but I imagine the end of the night would be sort of lonely if you were driving back to your little motel. The past years I've met my friends from NC but not this year.

[Pixiessp]

[QUOTE=chiapet;1494959]Uhm, guys don't hit me. One has, one time, and even though he outweighed me by a good 100 lbs and was over a foot taller than me, he was the one who ended up running scared and crying from my apartment. I didn't even have to ask an uncle to have him killed. :)[/QUOTE
]

I don't recall ever being hit by an ex. I've been pushed and pulled and I didn't like it one bit. All for a pair of sunglasses that I was supposed to get back from her cousin even though she was the one that handed them to her for safekeeping.

[locachica73]

The father of my kids eventually got violent due to the drug use. He had always been a good guy up until that point. After the first time I left him for a week but eventually gave in and let him back. I did make him watch The Burning Bed after that. He slept with one eye open for awhile. Eventually it happened again, as it always does...

[chairmenmeow47]

i only had one guy i was actually dating get violent with me and that was in high school. i learned my lesson the hard way for sure. i lived with a guy for three years and i kinda felt like he was gonna get violent towards the end due to drug use. he almost hit me one night and was screaming at me until the cops came to break it up. i'd never felt so white trash in my life, lol. we broke up soon after.

i certainly didn't help things though. he had his ex-girlfriend over and was trying to hide it from me. we had a mutual friend that picked me up from work and on our way back to my house, our mutal friend told me that he was hiding this from me. so when i brought it up, my BF tried to fight our mutual friend until the guy left and then kept screaming all clenched jaw and shaky like at me and was grabbing my shoulders really tight while he did it. i just kept going "i'm not in the wrong here, i don't know what more i can say" and kinda laughing about it which just made him more angry.

what was more ridiculous was i was outside talking to the cops and i see his ex-girlfriend come BACK and try to walk up the stairs to sell my BF more drugs. i just kept mouthing "GO, GO" i mean what the fuck, i'm talking to a COP, not the time for a drug deal...

[Queenie Cupcakes]

Hey, you chicks got any tips for making DIY tampons? Super absorbent preferable, and what could I make the pearls out of? Like real pearls, 'cause that's expensive.

This may be of value:


One of the best ways to ride that old saddle horn is for the guy to lie on his back and you then mount him sitting up but facing backwards, so to speak. Old Mr. Johnson will slip right in when you gently lower yourself down on it, and I'm told it goes up quite a nice distance that way. You can better watch the in and out action from that position as well, which I'm told accentuates your pleasure even more. Your enthusiastic action and reactions fire him up as well. You can also massage the testicular area for greater overall enhancement. All in all a wonderful way to ride 'em cowboy.

[chairmenmeow47]

tampons & reverse cowgirl go hand-in-hand apparently :p

[locachica73]

I was wondering how the answer fit the question.

[amyzzz]

hmm.

[GeezrRckr]

further proof that queenie is a......DOOD!

[SFChrissy]

I love how Geezr is becoming a regular in here...or am I late to the party~

[locachica73]

It's a pretty recent development I think. :)

[Queenie Cupcakes]

further proof that queenie is a......DOOD!

Riiiiiiiiiiight... Trying to make up stuff on me like they did to Lady Gaga. I think I proved to the 30 people in chat last night I'm all woman!

[Mr. Dylanja]

As one of the thirty I can attest that Queenie is in fact ALL WOMAN.

Hi Q :lips

[obzen]

This may be of value:

Wat?

[amyzzz]

What'd she do? Flash you?

[chairmenmeow47]

man, i miss a lot of pics in chat it seems!

[GeezrRckr]

As one of the thirty I can attest that Queenie is in fact ALL WOMAN.

Hi Q :lips

Chia? you and i were of the same opinion here (i wasn't in chat last night). can you confirm? i still think what comes out of the mouth is a mismatch from the supposed chromosomal configuration.

chrissy...sorry,. i totally respect the gender bend of this thread and typically just lurk, but i just had to pipe up of late. i'll really, really try to keep my mouth shut moving forward.

[Mr. Dylanja]

She's from New York, she has edge, I have no reason to lie to you.

[amyzzz]

so many boys in here lately. :nono

[chiapet]

Chia? you and i were of the same opinion here (i wasn't in chat last night). can you confirm? i still think what comes out of the mouth is a mismatch from the supposed chromosomal configuration.

Queenie is apparently female or possessing multiple pictures of the same female. And is being a pretty good sport about being hazed in chat.

[GeezrRckr]

Queenie is apparently female or possessing multiple pictures of the same female. And is being a pretty good sport about being hazed in chat.

okay, the chiapet has spoken. i embrace your xx chromes, queenie. you sure are an interesting bird, that's fo sho.

back to cloaked mode. carry on, ladies.

[matildawong]

Where did everyone go? And by ''everyone" I mean the regular people as opposed to the newbies. Every single thread is by someone with a moniker I've never seen.

Despite my low post count, I've been around here for awhile, so I'm used to this January influx... but....

[locachica73]

I think a lot of the regulars might be hiding in the social groups to avoid the newbies and argue amongst themselves. :)

[matildawong]

Ah I should delete that question. Someone could maybe PM me and enlighten me? (I feel like the day I started 6th grade and I had to get on a bus to school. Not one seat available and no one would move over. I had to kind of push two big 8th grade girls over so I could perch on the end of the seat and use my leg muscles to keep me on the seat for the 15 minute ride. -- Well, I don't REALLY feel like that but it's a funny dork story.)



Thanks for the tip, loca..

[locachica73]

If you click on User CP and then go to social groups you can see which ones there are. We have a girls only one that is for when we want to discuss something and not have men come in and give their 2 cents as well as many others.

[BROKENDOLL]

becca!! :eek: I think i learned some new swear words.

Click in the keyboard area, then hit the keys on your keyboard.
Well, it only took 2 1/2 days for me to figure it out, and the only swear word I learned was for the letter "K." Kangaroo Spunk. Buffy's probably swearing up a storm though since it was her keyboard I was doing all the key hitting on before I caught on. LOL

[locachica73]

Ah I should delete that question. Someone could maybe PM me and enlighten me? (I feel like the day I started 6th grade and I had to get on a bus to school. Not one seat available and no one would move over. I had to kind of push two big 8th grade girls over so I could perch on the end of the seat and use my leg muscles to keep me on the seat for the 15 minute ride. -- Well, I don't REALLY feel like that but it's a funny dork story.)



Thanks for the tip, loca..

lol your welcome... Love the story.

[chiapet]

I'm just busy at work and not posting as much. But yea this is the time of year when a lot of people avoid entire sections of the board as they fill up with idiots. It'll be better in a month or so. :)

[chairmenmeow47]

Queenie is apparently female or possessing multiple pictures of the same female. And is being a pretty good sport about being hazed in chat.

if only she was as good a sport about being hazed for calling herself a "music purist" :p

[BROKENDOLL]

I'm just busy at work and not posting as much. But yea this is the time of year when a lot of people avoid entire sections of the board as they fill up with idiots. It'll be better in a month or so. :)
Avoid entire sections? Hell, I haven't made it through an entire page yet and I'm trying!

[matildawong]

Thanks again loca.

edit: Oh my god it's a whole new world. There were even friends requests sitting there. Take that you stupid 6th grade school bus ride from hell!

[chairmenmeow47]

my girlfriends & i watched girls just wanna fun, had champagne margaritas and had a bonafide pillow fight last night. fun times. here is my favourite quote from the evening from my friend jill:


this movie lies! i thought when i grew up boys would want to dance and do gymnastics, but that's not how it is at all!

so fucking true lol

[locachica73]

I love that movie, I didn't realize that is what you watched last night. I hadn't seen it since I got my wisdom teeth pulled and went on an 80's drug induced movie marathon. But it came on Encore a couple weeks ago and I watched it while high. Good times. Now they just need to play The Last Dragon so I can rewatch that movie...

Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

[chairmenmeow47]

my mom gave me her old feather bed. i am in heaven. i've always wanted one of these so my bed can be like scarlett o'hara's lol. so i got some new sheets & a new poster to spruce up my room as well:

http://www.artgroup.com/images/productimages/Default/JOHFRE040.jpg

[Queenie Cupcakes]

Q: Whats the worst thing that can happen to a girl during Coachella?
A: Her period.

Girls, what are some of your coping strategies? I personally haven't had much bad luck although there was 2008 when it started right at the the end of Sunday. My biggest fear is having to place a tampon inside me in a portapotty. Ewwww...

[chairmenmeow47]

i show pictures of other people's tits in order to trick men into giving me tampons.

[Queenie Cupcakes]

i show pictures of other people's tits in order to trick men into giving me tampons.

I guess your boyfriend must handing out tampons like candy on Halloween then lol

[guedita]

My biggest fear is having to place a tampon inside me in a portapotty. Ewwww...

It's really no grosser than anything else you do in a portapotty. If you're that big of a wimp just buy the VIP upgrade.

[Queenie Cupcakes]

It's really no grosser than anything else you do in a portapotty. If you're that big of a wimp just buy the VIP upgrade.

I'll just have Chairmen's boyfriend handle it for me. He seems to have the most experience handling bloody cunts at the festival by the sound of things lol

[Monklish]

Excuse me, why the fuck am I getting dragged into this? This is a girl fight, leave me the fuck out, thanks.

[Queenie Cupcakes]

Everyone chill out lol I wasn't the one who started it and secondly no offense, Monky, but I barely know you and certainly don't have any intention of stealing you away from Chairmenmeow. I will snap back if spoken down to tho!! Now can we get back to the tampon talk?

[chairmenmeow47]

wtf does this have to do with randy? i just think it's hilarious that you want to be taken seriously after showing nudes to coerce the lineup out of people is all.

[Monklish]

I'm glad you have no intention of doing something that you couldn't do. The problem, Queenie, is that you have created an environment where people are likely to be annoyed with you in perpetuity. If you want to not be met with hostility, well, I dunno--make a new username or something.

[guedita]

wtf does this have to do with randy? i just think it's hilarious that you want to be taken seriously after showing nudes to coerce the lineup out of people is all.

And later claimed they were fake when given such a hard time for doing something so pointless.

Suggesting you're legitimately anxious and worried about what to do if you get your period at Coachella is bizarre, Queenie. You're in your 20's, yes? You've never had to deal with getting your period in a less than ideal environment? That's hard to believe. Unless you bleed buckets, this is a total non-issue.

If you really want to avoid this potential problem, have tons of unprotected sex before coachella and maybe you'll get pregnant.