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caco0283
05-31-2007, 11:07 AM
bug and I are having a discussion on hot women vs. cute women.....i have to leave for the keys but ill be back tonight....when i come back i want to know what you would consider hot and what you consider cute.

Good Days Last
05-31-2007, 11:09 AM
Hot is all over.

Cute is usually just the facial area.

bug on your lip
05-31-2007, 11:23 AM
i don't know what this is about....

but i can tell u i think more women are hot/cute

Rnooie is pretty picky

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 11:27 AM
HOT = Makes you think about nothing but having sex with her.

CUTE = Makes you want to share your interests with her, possibly over a meal or a drink.

bug on your lip
05-31-2007, 11:28 AM
yeah, well put

i agree with Thom

jackstraw94086
05-31-2007, 11:38 AM
yeah, cute is generally more of a package deal. Hot's just a look.

full on idle
05-31-2007, 11:42 AM
So, what you're saying is, it's possible to be cute but not hot OR hot but not cute...can you be hot AND cute? Or what if you're neither hot NOR cute, what is the purpose of your life?

bug on your lip
05-31-2007, 11:44 AM
you can't be hot and cute, it's one or the other

if you are neither, than you date another neither
unless you have money, then you may be able to trade up

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 11:49 AM
So, what you're saying is, it's possible to be cute but not hot OR hot but not cute...can you be hot AND cute? Or what if you're neither hot NOR cute, what is the purpose of your life?

If your not hot or cute then your just..."cool"?

bug on your lip
05-31-2007, 11:49 AM
If your not hot or cute then your just..."cool"?


how very diplomatic of you Thom

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 11:51 AM
There is the possibility of a hot girl doing cute things, but it's rare because usually you never really get to know a hot girl, you just fuck them and it's pretty much done. If you do get around to getting somewhat comfortable with a hot girl you just might see some cute things. The one thing to watch out for is whether or not the cute things she is doing are actually dumb rather then cute.

J~$$$
05-31-2007, 11:53 AM
personality should not play a factor in the hot vs cute debate.

bug on your lip
05-31-2007, 11:56 AM
The one thing to watch out for is whether or not the cute things she is doing are actually dumb rather then cute.

So true.... so true

SEE : ratings for "The Girls Next Door" on E

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 11:59 AM
cute girls are very capable of doing hot things quite often

Lt. Dangel
05-31-2007, 12:01 PM
Yeah, Id also agree with Thom. A lot of it has to do with body language, mannerisms and how a girl comes across. If she's really good looking, but kind of goofy, I'd be more apt to say she was cute. But if she's really good looking and kind of slutty, Id probably say that she was hot...because I would be thinking about having sex with her.

alyssak
05-31-2007, 12:02 PM
This thread is useless without pics. 8)

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 12:06 PM
Bug,

What is your take on "pretty"?

AEversW
05-31-2007, 12:06 PM
HOT = Makes you think about nothing but having sex with her.

CUTE = Makes you want to share your interests with her, possibly over a meal or a drink.

exactly. well put.

bug on your lip
05-31-2007, 12:07 PM
****ron's dog is pretty

Lt. Dangel
05-31-2007, 12:10 PM
http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/natalie_portman22.jpg
cute

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/junkinessblog/natalie_portman3.jpg

hot

http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/385/385017-christina-applegate-screensaver.jpg

kind of cute/hot

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 12:10 PM
Fuck, I loooooove Natalie Portman

J~$$$
05-31-2007, 12:15 PM
How long untill alyssak post a picture of herself in this thread?

Lt. Dangel
05-31-2007, 12:15 PM
Fuck, I loooooove Natalie Portman


Same here.. I think its beacuse she's hot and cute.

Lt. Dangel
05-31-2007, 12:32 PM
http://www.midasupload.com/users/4/scarlett%20jo.jpg

Hot

http://www.adpunch.org/images/scarlett_johansson1.jpg

cute..and damn sexy

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 12:35 PM
See, it's weird, everytime I see Scarlett I just think of sex, nothing else. I see Natalie Portman however and I want to have a drink with her,talk, and make out.

kimery08
05-31-2007, 12:38 PM
so this is what you guys think about.
good to know.

alyssak
05-31-2007, 12:52 PM
cute
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/_alyK_/573948189_l.jpg


HOT
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/_alyK_/283782669_l.jpg

leo01g
05-31-2007, 12:53 PM
See, it's weird, everytime I see Scarlett I just think of sex, nothing else. I see Natalie Portman however and I want to have a drink with her,talk, and make out.

Especially if she's like the character from Garden State i always saw her as like dorky but cute, it would be a nice girl to hang out with.

leo01g
05-31-2007, 12:54 PM
cute
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/_alyK_/573948189_l.jpg


HOT
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/_alyK_/283782669_l.jpg

fUCK now thats sexy, hot, and cute!

Boourns
05-31-2007, 01:08 PM
Either way, I'm in love:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/kk-cwparty-019.jpg

Hannahrain
05-31-2007, 01:15 PM
I want to play. Here's mine:

http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/profile/zooey_deschanel.jpg
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-09/25344562.jpg
http://searchingbones.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/zooey.jpg

Edit: Usually I like men. Zooey is my exception.

BoardsofCoachella
05-31-2007, 01:22 PM
ok, lets add homely to the list.

Hannahrain
05-31-2007, 01:23 PM
Excuse me.

There is nothing homely about Zooey Deschanel.

BoardsofCoachella
05-31-2007, 01:28 PM
"unaffectedly natural" is good.

homely..........Cute..........hot

UnicornsForBreakfast
05-31-2007, 01:44 PM
I think it's totally possible for a girl to be both cute, and hot. Then again, there are girls that are just cute, and girls that are just hot.

My first impression of hot is like...bleach blonde hair, fake tan, fake boobs, and very little clothing.

When I think cute, I think of a pretty college girl at a coffee shop.

As far as "hot girls can do cute things but you never see it, cause you just fuck them and never see em again"...I HIGHLY doubt that it works out that way. I don't know any attractive girls that throw it out that fast.

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 01:52 PM
As far as "hot girls can do cute things but you never see it, cause you just fuck them and never see em again"...I HIGHLY doubt that it works out that way. I don't know any attractive girls that throw it out that fast.

I would say a very substantial amount of attractive girls in Los Angeles do.

Lt. Dangel
05-31-2007, 02:11 PM
how about the age factor? I can remember girls in highschool that transformed from cute their freshmen year to hot their junior year.

also, what about middle-aged women? is this when cute and hot merge to become Milf?

SojuGorae
05-31-2007, 02:16 PM
Zooey Deschanel was a total ho in that EMO movie, All The Real Girls.

Omar1
05-31-2007, 02:22 PM
Cute
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/44/50/0000034450_20061020202723.jpg

Hot

http://www.poster.net/klum-heidi/klum-heidi-photo-xl-heidi-klum-6227247.jpg

Mr.Nipples
05-31-2007, 02:28 PM
cute...
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f332/Maralliane/SWC.jpg
hot...
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l49/boytron604/amyms1.jpg

chrislasf
05-31-2007, 02:33 PM
CUTE

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/MaggieGyllenhaal-1-300.jpg

HOT

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/features/magstories/060508/angelina_jolie.jpg

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
05-31-2007, 02:39 PM
Hot

http://www.poster.net/klum-heidi/klum-heidi-photo-xl-heidi-klum-6227247.jpg


See, I think Heidi is more cute than hot.... I mean yes obviously hot body, but her personality is more playfull/goofy and to me that reads cute girl...


But as all the cute/hot shots of the same people points out I think it's within most women to be both cute and or hot at their discretion. On another note.... where does Beautiful fall in this types of attractiveness scale?

I'm a chick by the way.

PotVsKtl
05-31-2007, 02:40 PM
This thread contains a whole lot of people being wrong about a very simple matter. Except for Hannah. Hannah's got the right idea.

jackstraw94086
05-31-2007, 02:48 PM
Except for Hannah. Hannah's got the right idea.

lesbianism?

downingthief
05-31-2007, 02:50 PM
I think it's totally possible for a girl to be both cute, and hot. Then again, there are girls that are just cute, and girls that are just hot.

My first impression of hot is like...bleach blonde hair, fake tan, fake boobs, and very little clothing.

When I think cute, I think of a pretty college girl at a coffee shop.

As far as "hot girls can do cute things but you never see it, cause you just fuck them and never see em again"...I HIGHLY doubt that it works out that way. I don't know any attractive girls that throw it out that fast.

Even that is relative, though For example, I rarely think the "bleach blonde hair, fake tan, fake boobs, and very little clothing" look is hot.

You know what is hot? When you see that cute college girl in the coffee shop on a date, in some gorgeous dress, etc. Cute can definitely be HOT!

PotVsKtl
05-31-2007, 02:52 PM
You know what is hot? When you see that cute college girl in the coffee shop on a date, in some gorgeous dress, etc. Cute can definitely be HOT!

Wrong.


lesbianism

That one's OK too. Mostly just the idea which caused her to post pictures of Zooey Deschanel. Whatever thought process was behind that is one I'll allow.

downingthief
05-31-2007, 02:54 PM
[QUOTE=PotVsKtl;216645]Wrong.


Hardly. My girl was/is exaclty that.

PotVsKtl
05-31-2007, 02:58 PM
Hardly. My girl was/is exaclty that.

Your girl has clubfoot.

J~$$$
05-31-2007, 02:58 PM
lol.

Beef Jerky
05-31-2007, 02:59 PM
[QUOTE=Omar1;216622]Cute
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/44/50/0000034450_20061020202723.jpg
[QUOTE]

YESS!! Thank you for posting that pic! I want to do my hair like hers.

Anyway, I'd go lesbo for her.(Evangeline Lilly)

http://www.unificationfrance.com/IMG/jpg/lost_evangeline_lilly_10_ans_2.jpg

downingthief
05-31-2007, 02:59 PM
Your girl has clubfoot.

Your Mom says hi.

PotVsKtl
05-31-2007, 03:08 PM
My mother says a lot of things but none of them is a witch doctor cure for the revolting deformities of your girl's feet.

chrislasf
05-31-2007, 03:09 PM
Pot - hot or cute?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h317/KenMixtape/PICT7754.jpg

downingthief
05-31-2007, 03:10 PM
My mother says a lot of things but none of them is a witch doctor cure for the revolting deformities of your girl's feet.

You are just jealous. Clubfoot is the new boob job.

summerkid
05-31-2007, 03:16 PM
Cute girls. Hot ones just disgust me for the most part dressing all slutty bleh.

amyzzz
05-31-2007, 03:17 PM
You are just jealous. Clubfoot is the new boob job.
In ancient China perhaps.

PotVsKtl
05-31-2007, 03:19 PM
Pot - hot or cute?

Hotshot transcends the inadequate linguistic scrabblings of our hormonally fueled species. There are no adjectives to be draped about his shimmering frame like so many pockmarked copper medallions. He rises up into the night, one fine cylindrical mass in an impoverished world of gelatinous fuckbags.

Hannahrain
05-31-2007, 03:20 PM
Yeah, you gotta love Hotshot. Or Cuteshot.





Sorry. Worst joke ever.

downingthief
05-31-2007, 03:21 PM
In ancient China perhaps.

Everything comes back around, Amy.

UnicornsForBreakfast
05-31-2007, 03:40 PM
Even that is relative, though For example, I rarely think the "bleach blonde hair, fake tan, fake boobs, and very little clothing" look is hot.

You know what is hot? When you see that cute college girl in the coffee shop on a date, in some gorgeous dress, etc. Cute can definitely be HOT!


I don't think it's hot either. In fact, I think the idea of being THAT fake is creepy, and gross. Just sayin, I think that's what most people consider "hot" now. But I'm just basing my opinion on the latest maxim mags.

jackstraw94086
05-31-2007, 03:55 PM
some chicks get so pissy around these kinds of conversations.

jackstraw94086
05-31-2007, 03:56 PM
9gW6yQZyx5w

UnicornsForBreakfast
05-31-2007, 03:56 PM
some chicks get so pissy around these kinds of conversations.

If you're talking about me, I'm not in the slightest bit pissy.

jackstraw94086
05-31-2007, 03:57 PM
If you're talking about me, I'm not in the slightest bit pissy.

right.

J~$$$
05-31-2007, 03:57 PM
some chicks get so pissy around these kinds of conversations.

Dem broads are usually uptight bitches.

UnicornsForBreakfast
05-31-2007, 03:59 PM
right.

You wanna pull that stick out of your ass, or should I do it for you?

I don't think anyone's paying you to give me shit.

jackstraw94086
05-31-2007, 04:00 PM
You wanna pull that stick out of your ass, or should I do it for you?

I don't think anyone's paying you to give me shit.

I see.

kimery08
05-31-2007, 04:00 PM
I don't think anyone's paying you to give me shit.


oh, about that...









its me.

canexplain
05-31-2007, 04:06 PM
****ron's dog is pretty


now thats pretty funny ... which might give us guys some clue as strange as this sounds .... ok you can have cute dogs and cats, but i never hear anyone call their dog or cat hot (well unless you are really strange even for this board :) ) ... so is hot only for people ... not sure where i was going with this one .. cr****

J~$$$
05-31-2007, 04:12 PM
you can with objects.....<insert joke>.

unbeliever
05-31-2007, 04:26 PM
CUTE:
http://www.purebredpups.com/Shih%20Tzu%20Puppy%20for%20Sale1.jpg

HOT:
http://www.famousfornow.com/images/2006/02/SHayek_Bikini.jpg

samiksha
05-31-2007, 04:36 PM
Dem broads are usually uptight bitches.

Or ugly.

PineapplePete
05-31-2007, 04:43 PM
cute=cuddle
hot=fuck

ThomThom
05-31-2007, 04:44 PM
Or ugly.

Or jealous.

whynotsmile99
05-31-2007, 05:02 PM
I'm far more attracted to cute girls as opposed to hot girls. Not that i'm picky (i'd fuck a sandwich if it came on to me) but I most certainly like the cute ones. Portman is adorable, and I agree with what someone else said earlier, you want to talk to her, watch a movie with her etc, as opposed to just fucking her brains out. I know a lot of cute girls and a lot of hot girls and cute girls always win out for me.

The hot ones that know they are hot are usually pretty damn stuck up. I got a lap dance at a strip club in LA sitting across from Jessica Alba. She was smokin fine obviously, but that was that. Now if was looking at Portman lets say, I would probably start shaking.

Cute girls rule.

ok, bringing on the Shannon Sossamon pictures


http://images.dance.net/images/i414/shannon_sossamon_1_.jpg

http://i.xanga.com/MAMA_CHAR/shannyn%20sossamon%201.JPG

http://www.girlordinary.com/img/exwife.jpg

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/shannon1.jpg

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM0687-ShannynSossamon@40Days40Nights.jpg

i admit I own 40 Days and 40 Nights just for this scene

amyzzz
05-31-2007, 05:04 PM
Ew. Smoking is not cute.

J~$$$
05-31-2007, 05:06 PM
Ew. Smoking is not cute.

Nor is constant complaining.

jackstraw94086
05-31-2007, 05:08 PM
Sossamon is kinda the poorman's Jolie, but goddamn she's got a high FQ.

unbeliever
05-31-2007, 05:08 PM
Ew. Smoking is not cute.

Unless tank girl is doing it. Well I guess it's not cute then either, it's hot. :D

thelastgreatman
05-31-2007, 05:20 PM
Here's my take--hot is a collection of desirable features, cute is too except cute also has an indication of something about their personality in the features, usually cheerfulness.

amyzzz
05-31-2007, 05:21 PM
Unless tank girl is doing it. Well I guess it's not cute then either, it's hot. :D
...which is why there should not be smoking in movies. ;)

SojuGorae
05-31-2007, 06:11 PM
http://www.lasweb.net/pv/spanglish12400.jpg

The lovely Paz Vega

vogina
05-31-2007, 07:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/mresteve33/Pix/DAFT.jpg?t=1180663912

psychic friend
05-31-2007, 07:23 PM
There are hot boys and cute boys too. :)

whynotsmile99
05-31-2007, 07:31 PM
There are hot boys and cute boys too. :)

but we don't give a fuck about them

psychic friend
05-31-2007, 07:32 PM
we do

joppy-slow
05-31-2007, 07:48 PM
cute.....

http://www.oyla2.de/userdaten/06250618/bilder/ols_12.jpg
























hotttttt..............

http://www.animaltraffic.com/blog-pics/olsen_twins.jpg

Jenniehoo
05-31-2007, 07:50 PM
Cute:




http://cache.bordom.net/images/33e962130936d26d7df692fdd2230818.jpg



Hot:


http://www.gagme.com/greg/vacation/2006/disney/mgm51tn.jpg

bmack86
05-31-2007, 08:02 PM
That cat made me laugh out loud. Thanks Jennie.

suprefan
05-31-2007, 08:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/mresteve33/Pix/DAFT.jpg?t=1180663912

Did you post this in the main DP thread?



Hot done by an overall cute girl

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/8494/0i931mandymoore1en1.jpg
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8715/mandy6rh9ma8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5928/11103251478sj0.jpg
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/2218/mandymoorehy4.jpg



And naked Natalie to boot.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d48/yunkmom/emoticons/the%20boreds/NataliePortman.jpg

leo01g
05-31-2007, 08:34 PM
cute.....

http://www.oyla2.de/userdaten/06250618/bilder/ols_12.jpg
























hotttttt..............

http://www.animaltraffic.com/blog-pics/olsen_twins.jpg

Wait thats not them right? last time i saw them they were skinnier than a damn toothpick

PotVsKtl
05-31-2007, 08:40 PM
Congratulations, you're the second brainless fuck on my ignore list.

Mr.Nipples
05-31-2007, 08:45 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/fatasstank.jpg
im really taking a liking to these...

PineapplePete
05-31-2007, 09:24 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/fatasstank.jpg
im really taking a liking to these...

im on a gif rampage

http://www.600rr.net/gallery/files/8/1/2/3/2533616-2260901-robot_owned.gif

Mr.Nipples
05-31-2007, 09:35 PM
you're stealing my thunder...

PineapplePete
05-31-2007, 09:41 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/onedoesnottankmordor.jpg

Yablonowitz
05-31-2007, 10:18 PM
Cute:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/img25192zv6.jpg

Hot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/39_Emily_Haines.jpg

SojuGorae
05-31-2007, 10:37 PM
hahahahahahahaha

gmoneyak
05-31-2007, 10:39 PM
I'm far more attracted to cute girls as opposed to hot girls. Not that i'm picky (i'd fuck a sandwich if it came on to me) but I most certainly like the cute ones. Portman is adorable, and I agree with what someone else said earlier, you want to talk to her, watch a movie with her etc, as opposed to just fucking her brains out. I know a lot of cute girls and a lot of hot girls and cute girls always win out for me.

The hot ones that know they are hot are usually pretty damn stuck up. I got a lap dance at a strip club in LA sitting across from Jessica Alba. She was smokin fine obviously, but that was that. Now if was looking at Portman lets say, I would probably start shaking.

Cute girls rule.

ok, bringing on the Shannon Sossamon pictures


http://images.dance.net/images/i414/shannon_sossamon_1_.jpg

http://i.xanga.com/MAMA_CHAR/shannyn%20sossamon%201.JPG

http://www.girlordinary.com/img/exwife.jpg

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/shannon1.jpg

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM0687-ShannynSossamon@40Days40Nights.jpg

i admit I own 40 Days and 40 Nights just for this scene

One of the few girls that can play both roles to perfection...For me..

My take is pretty much on par w/the majority of the posts..

Hot Girl - For the physical, short term/fling

Cute Girl - Take home to momma...

ewiggy
05-31-2007, 11:04 PM
cute:
http://galaktee.canalblog.com/images/zach_braff.jpg

hot:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a248/cryptic_bride/Actors/Gael%20Garcia%20Bernal/gael11.jpg

keriann
05-31-2007, 11:09 PM
that is a good example. I've been trying to think really hard of a male equivalent. I concur.

bumbaclots
05-31-2007, 11:11 PM
HOT = Makes you think about nothing but having sex with her.

CUTE = Makes you want to share your interests with her, possibly over a meal or a drink.

gay = makes you say things like this

Hannahrain
05-31-2007, 11:12 PM
Cute:
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/YoungHipHollywood/Fall_2005/boys/JohnKrasinski_400.jpg

Not cute or hot but I have some strange crush/fixation:
http://pointsdesuspensions.hautetfort.com/images/medium_edward-furlong-3.jpg

Hot:
http://www.staticmultimedia.com/content/music/features/feature_1120770928/photo


But the previous Zooey pics I posted trump pretty much everyone I could think of.

bumbaclots
05-31-2007, 11:16 PM
cute or hot, none of them would even look at you

ugh!

Barbara, the ninja
05-31-2007, 11:25 PM
Chotto matte, Hannah! John Krasinski is hot too! His personality's cute, which is doubleplusgood.

hot:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b110/eunified/Daniel%20Henney/henny16.jpg

rage patton
06-01-2007, 01:08 AM
Wait thats not them right? last time i saw them they were skinnier than a damn toothpick

No thats not them. Thats pics been floating around for a while.
Thats obviously photoshoped.
Crazy Olsen Twins.

Archie Bunker
06-01-2007, 01:52 AM
Airbrushed photos are neither hot nor cute.

instinct
06-01-2007, 02:18 AM
I'm far more attracted to cute girls as opposed to hot girls. Not that i'm picky (i'd fuck a sandwich if it came on to me) but I most certainly like the cute ones. Portman is adorable, and I agree with what someone else said earlier, you want to talk to her, watch a movie with her etc, as opposed to just fucking her brains out. I know a lot of cute girls and a lot of hot girls and cute girls always win out for me.

The hot ones that know they are hot are usually pretty damn stuck up. I got a lap dance at a strip club in LA sitting across from Jessica Alba. She was smokin fine obviously, but that was that. Now if was looking at Portman lets say, I would probably start shaking.

Cute girls rule.

ok, bringing on the Shannon Sossamon pictures


http://images.dance.net/images/i414/shannon_sossamon_1_.jpg

http://i.xanga.com/MAMA_CHAR/shannyn%20sossamon%201.JPG

http://www.girlordinary.com/img/exwife.jpg

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/shannon1.jpg

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM0687-ShannynSossamon@40Days40Nights.jpg

i admit I own 40 Days and 40 Nights just for this scene



god, she's so hot.. she looks cute in the first picture.

instinct
06-01-2007, 02:19 AM
cute...
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f332/Maralliane/SWC.jpg
hot...
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l49/boytron604/amyms1.jpg


I literally LOL'd.. I'm sure she was actually probably pretty cute before.. Her body ain't bad.

Beef Jerky
06-01-2007, 07:55 AM
Cute:
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/YoungHipHollywood/Fall_2005/boys/JohnKrasinski_400.jpg



Aww..he is so cute.

amyzzz
06-01-2007, 08:35 AM
Tessa has converted me.
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/3/d/8/halfnelson0327067.jpg

HOT

alyssak
06-01-2007, 11:03 AM
hot (http://underboob.blogspot.com)

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW

leo01g
06-01-2007, 11:16 AM
I think we have a HOT winner!

smokealotapotamus
06-01-2007, 11:42 AM
underboobery? that's a great word.

alyssak
06-01-2007, 12:56 PM
Thanks, I came up with it myself.

Ill_Eagle
06-01-2007, 01:53 PM
alyssak.......im coming over.

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 02:29 PM
you guys make me sick.

J~$$$
06-01-2007, 02:38 PM
dear jack,

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/jokerjoe328/asian.gif

whynotsmile99
06-01-2007, 02:42 PM
dear jack,

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/jokerjoe328/asian.gif



i love that girl so much. Did you ever see the full video of her? it's 5 minutes of her dancing to a Gwen Stefani song. I wish I could find that again

J~$$$
06-01-2007, 02:43 PM
10 bucks says Jack has it on is external hard drive.

TomAz
06-01-2007, 02:45 PM
http://www.schwing.com/images/logo.jpg

MusicIsMyBoyfriend
06-01-2007, 02:49 PM
Cute:
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/YoungHipHollywood/Fall_2005/boys/JohnKrasinski_400.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/latenightradio/HottBoys/john.jpg

I think John Krasinski is all sorts of hot.

leo01g
06-01-2007, 03:30 PM
dear jack,

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/jokerjoe328/asian.gif

Alissak's are way better

leo01g
06-01-2007, 03:32 PM
Alyssak* sorry misspelled it

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 03:33 PM
would you peple just pound your pud already and get over it?

There are other sites on the internet to splooge all over.

alyssak
06-01-2007, 04:16 PM
alyssak.......im coming over.
I'll be home alone the first week of June, July, and August. =)


you guys make me sick.
So stop viewing this thread? Upper right hand corner [x] <-- click on it

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 04:20 PM
I heard there's a few new web pages on the internet that your tits aren't on yet.

whynotsmile99
06-01-2007, 04:25 PM
knew I could find it. That damn tooth.

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/ipod_girl-12405/search ---original Ipod one


DAMN!

_jovik7giYg&mode=related&search=

9xpu1KuvcDo

ltZvX8r4jFU

alyssak
06-01-2007, 04:26 PM
I heard there's a few new web pages on the internet that your tits aren't on yet.
zing!

leo01g
06-01-2007, 04:34 PM
I think Jackstraw is either jelous or gay!
Im joking

TomAz
06-01-2007, 04:37 PM
then why aren't you being funny?

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 04:42 PM
I use this site to kill time here and there at work. Shit like underboob makes this a dangerous website.

There's a time and a place for internet porn.

And the leching does spill over into other threads. Don't fool yourselves. I'm gonna sick Chris Hansen on your asses.

leo01g
06-01-2007, 04:44 PM
I opened it at school so yeah it was kind of weird. Atleast they know i like looking at haf naked girls!

leo01g
06-01-2007, 04:45 PM
fuck! half* i hate misspelling words and its jealous on the other one

joppy-slow
06-01-2007, 04:56 PM
I opened it at school so yeah it was kind of weird. Atleast they know i like looking at haf naked girls!

yeah.. nothing like being at work, and opening a pic of some chick spreading her snatch with a child playing with a video game contoller on the side.. keep it PG-13 or Rated R..

TomAz
06-01-2007, 05:09 PM
it's not just the pictures. the whole tone of the board changes when it becomes dominated by socially-challenged, hormone-driven inbreds drooling over each other's gonads. some of us aren't here looking for sex, we actually enjoy talking about music and politics and stupid shit like that. if you want to have cybersex take it private and quit acting like a fucking neanderthal.

miscorrections
06-01-2007, 05:11 PM
http://lolbots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/cyborz.jpg

leo01g
06-01-2007, 05:12 PM
No one is having cyber sex!! HAHA!! that shit was so popular like in junior high! but who doesnt enjoy watching a nice pair of girl bitties?

Hannahrain
06-01-2007, 05:13 PM
Swing/miss et cet.

menikmati
06-01-2007, 05:14 PM
i like cute girls, preferably brunette

leo01g
06-01-2007, 05:15 PM
it's not just the pictures. the whole tone of the board changes when it becomes dominated by socially-challenged, hormone-driven inbreds drooling over each other's gonads. some of us aren't here looking for sex, we actually enjoy talking about music and politics and stupid shit like that. if you want to have cybersex take it private and quit acting like a fucking neanderthal.

Did you that homo sapiens did not evolve from neanderthals. I learned this in my Bio class this quarter i just thought to share this with people. You probably already knew this though, since im stupid and not funny.

TomAz
06-01-2007, 05:17 PM
right, neanderthals was a competing side branch or something.

I meant it metaphorically, though.

Hannahrain
06-01-2007, 05:17 PM
You probably already knew this though, since im stupid and not funny.

I fail to see the connection.

leo01g
06-01-2007, 05:19 PM
there is no connection. Im stupid remember? i dont know how to write coherent sentences.

TomAz
06-01-2007, 05:20 PM
but are you hot?

leo01g
06-01-2007, 05:21 PM
i was really going to write something else after that but forgot what i was going to write, busy doing something else

Mr.Nipples
06-01-2007, 05:24 PM
stop drop and roll motherfucker...

leo01g
06-01-2007, 05:25 PM
but are you hot?

Unless you're a girl, you're not allowed to say this to me! Im a guy! are you a girl TOM?

leo01g
06-01-2007, 05:25 PM
Isnt this thread about Hot vs. Cute women?

leo01g
06-01-2007, 05:26 PM
there ill stop arguing and posting stupid things

Hannahrain
06-01-2007, 05:26 PM
Unless you're a girl, you're not allowed to say this to me! Im a guy! are you a girl TOM?

That sounded very accusatory. Are you going to stand for that, Tomantha?

caco0283
06-01-2007, 05:35 PM
wow i started ready this...lots of good stuff but i dont have the time to read all six pages....ill be back in a couple of days to comment on most of what was said....good work men

alyssak
06-01-2007, 05:49 PM
I use this site to kill time here and there at work. Shit like underboob makes this a dangerous website.

There's a time and a place for internet porn.

And the leching does spill over into other threads. Don't fool yourselves. I'm gonna sick Chris Hansen on your asses.


So stop viewing this thread? Upper right hand corner [x] <-- click on itI had no idea this was such a difficult concept.

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 06:05 PM
I had no idea this was such a difficult concept.

It's not a difficult concept. Don't you dare tell me what to do. I will click where I damn well please, when I please.

You're making jesus cry, ya know.

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 06:07 PM
Did you that homo sapiens did not evolve from neanderthals. I learned this in my Bio class this quarter i just thought to share this with people. You probably already knew this though, since im stupid and not funny.


neanderthals being an evolutionary dead end is kind of the point of the analogy.

alyssak
06-01-2007, 06:11 PM
Jesus just emailed me.


Hey Alyssa, thanks for the link to that site, talk about a resurrection! I subscribed to the RSS feed, btw. Thanks again!

Your friend,
Jesus H. Christ

So he may have cried, but they were tears of joy.

J~$$$
06-01-2007, 06:52 PM
Stop. We get it.....atleast get paid for it.

Yablonowitz
06-01-2007, 07:03 PM
it's not just the pictures. the whole tone of the board changes when it becomes dominated by socially-challenged, hormone-driven inbreds drooling over each other's gonads. some of us aren't here looking for sex, we actually enjoy talking about music and politics and stupid shit like that. if you want to have cybersex take it private and quit acting like a fucking neanderthal.

As much as it pains me to do so: QFT. Seriously...alyssak, you're fucking wacked in the head. The cavemen here all like boobs, but there are better forums for that than here. You need to show some fucking humor or wit or something to get respect, not yer boobs.

Mr.Nipples
06-01-2007, 07:56 PM
while youre here, thanks for bringing the national to my attention...

Yablonowitz
06-01-2007, 08:05 PM
Oh, you're welcome. Always happy to do that.

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 08:34 PM
now show me your tits.

Hannahrain
06-01-2007, 08:37 PM
You are not gross at all.

ewiggy
06-01-2007, 08:40 PM
oh hey alyssak is pissing off the dudes now too. s'cool.

jackstraw94086
06-01-2007, 08:52 PM
You are really gross.

I paid yablo good money. He'll play the part and like it.

Hannahrain
06-01-2007, 08:55 PM
Ha. I did not notice that alyssak deleted her post. My sincerest apologies.

ewiggy
06-01-2007, 08:57 PM
woah woah wait just a minute. how the fuck do you delete a post?

smokealotapotamus
06-01-2007, 10:01 PM
I was by no means drooling over allysak's boobs, hell, I didnt even know they were hers. I was just amused by the word "underboobery"

mountmccabe
06-01-2007, 11:23 PM
woah woah wait just a minute. how the fuck do you delete a post?

Edit. One of the buttons, down by Save and Cancel and such is Delete.

thelastgreatman
06-01-2007, 11:37 PM
In all seriousness, I can understand why the other bitches (sorry about the "bitches," bitches) throw a bag of shit about it, but what's with the old men complaining about an offering of titties?

Is this the fucking Superbowl Halftime Show or something? Who gives a flying fuck whether or not she shows her tits, at best it gives a cheap thrill to guys hungry for jugs and at worst it just fails to impress.

Personally I don't care about seeing Alyssa tits (but nice pair nonetheless, Aly), but I don't understand how in the hell all the rest of you can be bothered to care. It's not like 98 percent of the posts on this board aren't just the written equivalent of shit that you have to dig through anyway. Why can't her pile of shit be in titty form?

Yablonowitz
06-02-2007, 12:11 AM
In all seriousness, I can understand why the other bitches (sorry about the "bitches," bitches) throw a bag of shit about it, but what's with the old men complaining about an offering of titties?

Is this the fucking Superbowl Halftime Show or something? Who gives a flying fuck whether or not she shows her tits, at best it gives a cheap thrill to guys hungry for jugs and at worst it just fails to impress.

Personally I don't care about seeing Alyssa tits (but nice pair nonetheless, Aly), but I don't understand how in the hell all the rest of you can be bothered to care. It's not like 98 percent of the posts on this board aren't just the written equivalent of shit that you have to dig through anyway. Why can't her pile of shit be in titty form?

Because it turns into -
Look at my boobs.
Oh man YUR HAWT, I'm Cummin' over to yer place.
I'll be all alone by myself on these days of the week. tee-hee.

Look, I'm a guy. I like boobs. Alyssa has very attractive boobs. Not denying that. They're big fun balls of goodness. But it's just exhibitionism for the sake of attention getting in place of something humorous or even long-winded self-righteous rants about the evils of the public school system or the righteousness of embracing the junkie lifestyle. That's what myspace is for. You get on someone's myspace, you look at pictures of their boobs and 50 guys she doesn't know write comments like, "oh gurl, you so fiiiine." "DAMN GRRRL, YOU GOT HOT TITS!"

It turns an already decaying board further into lowest common denominator retardedry. It would be nice if there was some flair or humor or cleverness to it, but it's just, as tom put it, neanderthalic.

Please now get on your lastgreatman soapbox high horse and write a 15 paragraph response for me to read in the morning now.

G'night lastgreatman, g'night wiggy, g'night alyssa, g'night john boy.

bassmintpdx
06-02-2007, 12:25 AM
Tessa has converted me.
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/3/d/8/halfnelson0327067.jpg

HOT

Damn you guys got all heavy and weird. I was just gonna say, that's pretty much what I look like, so word to him (and me ;)). Btw, Half Nelson is a really cool movie...

thelastgreatman
06-02-2007, 12:42 AM
Because it turns into -
Look at my boobs.
Oh man YUR HAWT, I'm Cummin' over to yer place.
I'll be all alone by myself on these days of the week. tee-hee.

Look, I'm a guy. I like boobs. Alyssa has very attractive boobs. Not denying that. They're big fun balls of goodness. But it's just exhibitionism for the sake of attention getting in place of something humorous or even long-winded self-righteous rants about the evils of the public school system or the righteousness of embracing the junkie lifestyle. That's what myspace is for. You get on someone's myspace, you look at pictures of their boobs and 50 guys she doesn't know write comments like, "oh gurl, you so fiiiine." "DAMN GRRRL, YOU GOT HOT TITS!"

It turns an already decaying board further into lowest common denominator retardedry. It would be nice if there was some flair or humor or cleverness to it, but it's just, as tom put it, neanderthalic.

Please now get on your lastgreatman soapbox high horse and write a 15 paragraph response for me to read in the morning now.

G'night lastgreatman, g'night wiggy, g'night alyssa, g'night john boy.

Dude, there aren't a whole lot of "UR HAWT LET'S FUCK" monkeys left on the board anymore. And so far the vast majority of responses I've seen to every one of Allysa's boardwhoring attempts were sarcastic mockery, apparently now turning into down and out reprimands in the name of decency and protecting the board.

Jesus Christ, this board isn't exactly the Garden of Eden, alright? I know it hasn't been a staple of my life for multiple years like some of you or whatever but you fuckers like playing that "demise of the board" card a bit too frequently. Your in-crowd accounts for like 80 percent of the posts on this motherfucker, stop acting like you're being overwhelmed by infidels when a handful of sluts/druggies/long-winded attention whores pop up once in a while.

Giving someone shit because, say, they're an idiot or asshole is great. But I say again--this is an incredible overreaction to two half-tits, you bunch of first-stone-throwing twats.

J~$$$
06-02-2007, 12:51 AM
srsly I want to see titties......Alysskayeah! Just dont make every post about thyne breastestessesssssesessss

There will be no stone cast in thyne glass house. LGM its a holy house, dont spit upon it.

PS fuck you!.... wanna make out. Srsly there is some drunk girl puking in my bathroom whilst i post this.

Ill_Eagle
06-02-2007, 02:07 AM
Alyssak, dont listen to these pansies.... feel free to PM me updated underboobs pics lol.

deez bitchez are jealous of you.

gmoneyak
06-02-2007, 02:25 AM
Haha..This thread has taken an interesting turn...


"Attention Whores and the Men who love them..."

SojuGorae
06-02-2007, 02:31 AM
Indeed...


Back on topic


HAWT

Adriana Lima
http://www.italiq-expos.com/news/images/people/adriana-lima.jpg
http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/gallery/data/500/Adriana_Lima-lingerie.jpg

CUTE:

Paz Vega
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2647/PazVega_Grani_4020298_400.jpg

thelastgreatman
06-02-2007, 02:35 AM
Exactly, let's get back to what this thread was about before some attention whore started showing her tits all over the place. Back to where we were: posting pictures of chicks tits hanging out.

.... something about this feels wrong....

PotVsKtl
06-02-2007, 04:29 AM
How about we get back to this board not being about newcomers posting pictures of half-naked women like brain-addled IMDB regulars? This thread should have been about personal preference but now it's just about dudes posting pictures of slutty bitches. I don't respect a woman that takes her top off for a press photograph. I'd wager it's the same for the majority of the board regulars.

TomAz
06-02-2007, 07:23 AM
http://manolobrides.com/images/Audrey_Hepburn_dress.JPG

http://www.geocities.com/jodiefoster3/jodie_foster.jpg

http://data1.blog.de/blog/b/biografien-news/img/IngridBergman.jpg

Hannahrain
06-02-2007, 07:32 AM
How about we get back to this board not being about newcomers posting pictures of half-naked women like brain-addled IMDB regulars? This thread should have been about personal preference but now it's just about dudes posting pictures of slutty bitches. I don't respect a woman that takes her top off for a press photograph. I'd wager it's the same for the majority of the board regulars.

Things are going to be OK, Pot. There's always Zooey. Good old clothed Zooey.


http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/zooey-deschanel/pictures/zooey-deschanel-picture-1.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/women/actress_300/pictures_300/zooey_deschanel/zooey_deschanel_150.jpg
http://www.webmeup.co.uk/mswan/images/zooey_deschanel.jpg
http://issho.net/2/zooey.gif
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Zooey-Deschanel/Zooey-Deschanel-14.JPG
http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/zdeschanelint_435.jpg
http://www.cinematical.com/media/2006/02/winter-passing.jpg
http://www.konsolifin.net/ylli/upload/uutiset/filmi/1155115016_zooey_deschanel.jpg
http://www.luckmedia.com/derby/images/img24.jpg
http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/misc/elfpremiere7.jpg
http://www.zooeydeschanel.com.ar/pictures/zooey-deschanel5.jpg
http://www.abbeydrucker.com/portraits/images/thumbnails/9-ZOOEY-DESCHANEL,-HOLLYWOO.jpg


I would post Zooey pics all day if there weren't other things I had to go do.

Yablonowitz
06-02-2007, 09:04 AM
But I say again--this is an incredible overreaction to two half-tits, you bunch of first-stone-throwing twats.

Ha-ha. Overreaction. You're cute.

gmoneyak
06-02-2007, 12:39 PM
Things are going to be OK, Pot. There's always Zooey. Good old clothed Zooey.


http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/zooey-deschanel/pictures/zooey-deschanel-picture-1.jpg



I would post Zooey pics all day if there weren't other things I had to go do.


Never really dug her... Neither cute or hot for me, I'd rather see Parker Posey..

The real find is a cute girl who easily transitions into a hot girl, without all the typical snobbery and vanity... Most hot girls are really just insecure, putting up a front of beauty to hide the fact that they are just boring and uninteresting..

Cute girls all the way...

whynotsmile99
06-02-2007, 12:48 PM
Never really dug her... Neither cute or hot for me, I'd rather see Parker Posey..

The real find is a cute girl who easily transitions into a hot girl, without all the typical snobbery and vanity... Most hot girls are really just insecure, putting up a front of beauty to hide the fact that they are just boring and uninteresting..

Cute girls all the way...

i have to remember this next time i'm at the bar. You keep hearing it, but I wonder how true it is

fatbastard
06-02-2007, 02:44 PM
No one mentioned crazy ass women. Crazy ass women can be cute and wild (or just plain crazy which itself can be attractive).

http://www.realartways.com/images_cinema/sarahSilverman.jpg

http://www.poster.net/ricci-christina/ricci-christina-photo-christina-ricci-6203480.jpg

Boourns
06-02-2007, 03:00 PM
Asian girls all the way!

PineapplePete
06-02-2007, 03:15 PM
Asian girls all the way!

No.

Racist

S

Ill_Eagle
06-02-2007, 03:27 PM
Christina Ricci is ugly shit... especially in that pic.

fatbastard
06-02-2007, 07:24 PM
Christina Ricci is ugly shit... especially in that pic.

You don't find crazy ass women attractive? Christina reminds me of crazy like Christopher Walken.

BoardsofCoachella
06-02-2007, 07:48 PM
Chrislasf posted the perfect example
Maggie is niiiiice

jackstraw94086
06-02-2007, 09:16 PM
In all seriousness, I can understand why the other bitches (sorry about the "bitches," bitches) throw a bag of shit about it, but what's with the old men complaining about an offering of titties?

Is this the fucking Superbowl Halftime Show or something? Who gives a flying fuck whether or not she shows her tits, at best it gives a cheap thrill to guys hungry for jugs and at worst it just fails to impress.

Personally I don't care about seeing Alyssa tits (but nice pair nonetheless, Aly), but I don't understand how in the hell all the rest of you can be bothered to care. It's not like 98 percent of the posts on this board aren't just the written equivalent of shit that you have to dig through anyway. Why can't her pile of shit be in titty form?

hornball,
It's not a "just ignore it" thing. It's not a huge deal, it's just irritating.
some of us don't want this place to degenerate into some high schooler forum full of pathetic futile flirting. It's irritating. It permeates the whole board eventually. When a girl posts half-naked pictures of herself it precipitates a flood of idiots. This board isn't a frat party. There's at least half of the internet devoted to that shit.

ewiggy
06-02-2007, 09:22 PM
also, the majority of that crap is NSFW. and we're basically all at work when reading/posting.

whynotsmile99
06-02-2007, 09:41 PM
also, the majority of that crap is NSFW. and we're basically all at work when reading/posting.

I never understood this argument. Your at work. so do your work and stay off the coachella message board. and if you do use it at school or work, it's normally a good idea to stay out of threads with the words HOT GIRLS VS CUTE GIRLS in the title.

I check the board from time to time at school but i know what threads not to open

jackstraw94086
06-02-2007, 09:55 PM
I never understood this argument. Your at work. so do your work and stay off the coachella message board. and if you do use it at school or work, it's normally a good idea to stay out of threads with the words HOT GIRLS VS CUTE GIRLS in the title.

I check the board from time to time at school but i know what threads not to open

spoken like a man who's never held a job.

The people on this board are generally accustomed to joking around. There have been plenty of discussions of who or what is hot and it's generally all in a friendly, poking fun manner. This thread was about to start that way. Don't fucking tell any of us to not go wherever anyone fucking pleases on this board. I could say the same to you. If you don't like reading complaints then just don't do it. We generally expect that any thread could be a source of amusement because we're not used to a bunch of hornballs beating off on each other here. The titles are often ironic.

And for the last fucking time it's not the half-naked pics themselves that are the real irritating part. It's how you horny monkey's get all worked up around them. Have some self-respect, or at least jerk off before logging on here.

ewiggy
06-02-2007, 10:05 PM
it's normally a good idea to stay out of threads with the words HOT GIRLS VS CUTE GIRLS in the title.

sure, but the "Post Your Picture" thread?

whynotsmile99
06-02-2007, 10:19 PM
spoken like a man who's never held a job.

The people on this board are generally accustomed to joking around. There have been plenty of discussions of who or what is hot and it's generally all in a friendly, poking fun manner. This thread was about to start that way. Don't fucking tell any of us to not go wherever anyone fucking pleases on this board. I could say the same to you. If you don't like reading complaints then just don't do it. We generally expect that any thread could be a source of amusement because we're not used to a bunch of hornballs beating off on each other here. The titles are often ironic.

And for the last fucking time it's not the half-naked pics themselves that are the real irritating part. It's how you horny monkey's get all worked up around them. Have some self-respect, or at least jerk off before logging on here.

Well, to each your own asshole. You want to open up threads that might contain adult content while you are at work go right the fuck ahead. I would not suggest whining about it in every thread you find you don't personally agree with. That might result in a Hi-Res picture of a cock in your PM box. Don't be an asshole. You have every right in the world to look at anything you want whenever you want. But don't bitch about it when something comes up that makes you uncomfortable.

Seriously, get the fuck back to work. And for the record, I go to school and have worked many jobs since I was 16, none of which allowed me the time to go to the coachella message board to look around the cute girl threads.

Well maybe one internship, but that was the exception. Now go do something nice for someone.

Hannahrain
06-02-2007, 10:34 PM
I would not suggest whining about it in every thread you find you don't personally agree with.

Yeah. It takes a real asshole to have a relevant opinion and post it in the threads that it applies to. I have never seen Jack whine about boobie pictures in a politics thread. Just sayin.

alyssak
06-02-2007, 11:26 PM
For awhile there I couldn't make a post without you, ewiggy, or someone make a reference to my breasts, no matter what the thread was about.

Just sayin'..

Hannahrain
06-02-2007, 11:31 PM
Mocking is not the same as whining.

HAIRYGOOMBA
06-02-2007, 11:51 PM
I used to be cute, then I was hot (for a decade and a half), then I was cute,
now I just have a sense of humor- and black eyeliner is totally out of the question at this point.
I always observed women who were "hot" (sexy) were that way for an effect on other people, it didn't necessarily correspond to being sexual-
or really liking sex. It seemed more about the power to elicit a response.

I always wondered, too-if a guy knows a woman's breasts are fake, isn't it weird to cleave unto that artifice, and be aroused by that?
I don't get it....maybe as a woman, it would never make sense to me.

ewiggy
06-02-2007, 11:57 PM
For awhile there I couldn't make a post without you, ewiggy, or someone make a reference to my breasts, no matter what the thread was about.

Just sayin'..

alyssa, this is the first time i've seen you post something that isn't:

A) a picture of yourself
B) an insult or an attack on someone else

which is to say - i've never seen you carry on a conversation with anyone about anything on this board.

it seems as though you're here solely to garner attention from the slobbering masses. but by all means, if you have something worthwhile to say, say it. i know you're not stupid.

bumper31
06-03-2007, 01:12 AM
Things are going to be OK, Pot. There's always Zooey. Good old clothed Zooey.


http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/zooey-deschanel/pictures/zooey-deschanel-picture-1.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/women/actress_300/pictures_300/zooey_deschanel/zooey_deschanel_150.jpg
http://www.webmeup.co.uk/mswan/images/zooey_deschanel.jpg
http://issho.net/2/zooey.gif
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Zooey-Deschanel/Zooey-Deschanel-14.JPG
http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/zdeschanelint_435.jpg
http://www.cinematical.com/media/2006/02/winter-passing.jpg
http://www.konsolifin.net/ylli/upload/uutiset/filmi/1155115016_zooey_deschanel.jpg
http://www.luckmedia.com/derby/images/img24.jpg
http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/misc/elfpremiere7.jpg
http://www.zooeydeschanel.com.ar/pictures/zooey-deschanel5.jpg
http://www.abbeydrucker.com/portraits/images/thumbnails/9-ZOOEY-DESCHANEL,-HOLLYWOO.jpg


I would post Zooey pics all day if there weren't other things I had to go do.

Isn't she just a poor man's (or woman's) Reese Witherspoon.....

And why can't we all just get along

Hannahrain
06-03-2007, 01:37 AM
Uh no. She's an AWESOME man (or woman, as the case may be)'s person who doesn't look a thing like Reese Witherspoon. Points for trying though.

thelastgreatman
06-03-2007, 04:08 AM
hornball,
It's not a "just ignore it" thing. It's not a huge deal, it's just irritating.
some of us don't want this place to degenerate into some high schooler forum full of pathetic futile flirting. It's irritating. It permeates the whole board eventually. When a girl posts half-naked pictures of herself it precipitates a flood of idiots. This board isn't a frat party. There's at least half of the internet devoted to that shit.

Don't call me a hornball just because I'm on the opposing side, alright? My philosophy is "you've seen two, you've seen 'em all"--I'm just arguing because I think these beefs are for jerk offs.

Show me the flood of idiots' respondses these quarter-naked pictures have precipitated since the monkey exodus roughly two weeks after Coach. Prior to Coach 80 percent of the posts were moronic one way or another, I don't see why being moronic about titties would be any different than being moronic about anything else.

And since those morons mostly left, I stand by my original statement that all Alyssa's illusions of nudity (to my knowledge, she still hasn't actually showed anything truly NSFW. Cleavage and under-cleavage hardly qualify. Was there nip or bush at any point, or bare ass? If so, gimme) have elicited mostly reprimands and negligible amounts of "hornball" behavior.

"Permeates the board?" Dude--the board is yours again. Those of you that claim pride in it are no longer outnumbered by the infidels, alright? Your side has a commanding dominance of the board, so the only way for a thread or topic to thrive is acceptance and participation from your Coachella Messageboard Cognoscenti.

You're right, this forum isn't a frat party. It's mostly just ways to kill time: cliche poll topics; The Music Game and equivalents thereof; debates/arguments in which the participants all start making personal attacks as soon as possible because they just want to fight instead of exercise reason; and the always popular "giving people shit if there's any conceivable rationale."

This forum is a cafeteria table with a limited tolerance to paragraph size. It's not like anything terribly important or terribly creative gets discussed, so what the big fucking whoop? Apparently talking about drugs or showing some of a tit or two are the two big cancers that this beloved board is a risk of being overwhelmed the second they come up at all. Is there anything else we should add to the list, while we're at it? (Yes, we should add "me" to the list).

Yablonowitz
06-03-2007, 09:37 AM
Uh no. She's an AWESOME man (or woman, as the case may be)'s person who doesn't look a thing like Reese Witherspoon. Points for trying though.

You've got to be kidding me. I thought she WAS Reese Witherspoon with dark hair at first. You're in denial - she looks a lot like RW.

Yablonowitz
06-03-2007, 09:44 AM
Your side has a commanding dominance of the board, so the only way for a thread or topic to thrive is acceptance and participation from your Coachella Messageboard Cognoscenti.


Jesus Christ, Randy. You are the most overdramatic, bs-spewing, speechifying dude I've ever seen. I'm sorry you feel oppressed by the "Coachella Messageboard Cognoscenti" (I mean, did you really just say that?). Tilt the windmills, Don Quixote. I have a feeling you don't feel comfortable unless you feel like there's a dominant cultural force you have to fight against. Fight the power, Randy. Fight the power.

keriann
06-03-2007, 10:45 AM
I want to know who the other members are.

Hannahrain
06-03-2007, 10:50 AM
You've got to be kidding me. I thought she WAS Reese Witherspoon with dark hair at first. You're in denial - she looks a lot like RW.

I've seen a few pictures where they look similar (related at most), but they don't look a thing alike on screen or in interviews. Or in most pictures. I'm surprised that you could have thought one was the other.

http://www.handbag.com/graphics/library4/reeseoscarsbeauty.jpghttp://www.autograph-cards.de/bilderd/deschanel_zooey1.jpg
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/f/f2/240px-ReeseWitherspoon.jpghttp://www.evany.com/context/images/tourpics/zoey.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1095/528030894_59080fea14_m.jpghttp://www.zooeydeschanel.com.ar/pictures/zooey-deschanel7.jpg

The only similarity that I really see is eye color.

keriann
06-03-2007, 10:52 AM
Sorry chica, they totally look similar. Reese just has a pointier chin.

Hannahrain
06-03-2007, 10:54 AM
I think I'm just sick of looking at Reese then. She's everywhere. She looks more like a cartoon to me than a person. Same with Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston and most really famous women.

I wouldn't be surprised if Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon started hitting each other over the head with big, squeaky, inflatable mallets.

ewiggy
06-03-2007, 11:08 AM
This forum is a cafeteria table with a limited tolerance to paragraph size.

lucky i skipped to the end or i might've missed that part.

Yablonowitz
06-03-2007, 11:22 AM
I want to know who the other members are.

If you're holding Randy down, you're a member. The cognoscenti have special powers and create an elite order and determine appropriate and inappropriate topics for discussion. If you don't adhere to the pre-determined framework, the cognoscenti apparently have some mystical authoritarian power to suppress and stifle. Or maybe I should just let Randy divulge the details of the cognescenti. I might be getting it wrong and I'm probably giving myself too much credit for appointing myself a member. Nevertheless, I'm joining the group just because I want to hold Randy down.

I'd advise the other cognoscenti members to keep quiet so he won't catch wind of our plans.

ewiggy
06-03-2007, 11:23 AM
where the hell did you get a membership card from? does it have one of these:

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/8700/seal1waits1zo3.jpg

Hannahrain
06-03-2007, 11:24 AM
Same place he got the jacket, ewig.

mountmccabe
06-03-2007, 11:30 AM
The jacket is pretty sweet

Hannahrain
06-03-2007, 11:35 AM
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/8700/seal1waits1zo3.jpg

I would date that .jpg.

jackstraw94086
06-03-2007, 01:23 PM
Well, to each your own asshole. You want to open up threads that might contain adult content while you are at work go right the fuck ahead. I would not suggest whining about it in every thread you find you don't personally agree with. That might result in a Hi-Res picture of a cock in your PM box. Don't be an asshole. You have every right in the world to look at anything you want whenever you want. But don't bitch about it when something comes up that makes you uncomfortable.

Seriously, get the fuck back to work. And for the record, I go to school and have worked many jobs since I was 16, none of which allowed me the time to go to the coachella message board to look around the cute girl threads.

Well maybe one internship, but that was the exception. Now go do something nice for someone.

Listen, you toddler half-wit hormone crazed fuck. Learn to fucking read. Idiotic NSFW threads have never been something we've all had to tolerate. This thread wasn't NSFW before people started posting NSFW pics without warning. I'm not going to tip toe around the board so you can get your fucking rocks off. Don't fucking tell me how to behave on here. I'll say whatever the fuck I want whenever and I don't care what some smart ass umbilical scarred shriveled prick says. Nothing made me "uncomfortable" you amazing shit-for-brains greasy cuntflap. People like you who don't understand how people can amuse each other with anything else but tits and ass are just fucking annoying. That's all. I'm not going to tolerate little pissant douche children telling me to get back to work. I've got a skilled job, I do fine at it, and it affords me some time to kill. Congratulations on your little internship. I'll bet during the last couple weeks you could remember everyone's coffee orders and were a whiz at the copier.

PineapplePete
06-03-2007, 01:27 PM
you amazing shit-for-brains greasy cuntflap.

nice...

jackstraw94086
06-03-2007, 01:27 PM
oh and btw, for the last fucking time it's not the pics themselves that are the most annoying part. It's idiots like you drooling over them and making futile non-ironic flirtations. You're embarrassing yourself.

TomAz
06-03-2007, 02:32 PM
usually, you know, if you're new to someplace, like work or a social group or something, and you do something, and the old timers there say, 'uh, that's not really cool, not here, that's not what this place is about', then you would either (1) leave or (2) modify your behavior to fit in. you sure as hell wouldn't argue that you can do whatever the hell you want to do. Well, you wouldn't, that is, unless you're a selfish asshole.

in other words, for those of you too busy masturbating to follow simple logic: you're all selfish assholes.

thelastgreatman
06-03-2007, 03:07 PM
Jesus Christ, Randy. You are the most overdramatic, bs-spewing, speechifying dude I've ever seen. I'm sorry you feel oppressed by the "Coachella Messageboard Cognoscenti" (I mean, did you really just say that?). Tilt the windmills, Don Quixote. I have a feeling you don't feel comfortable unless you feel like there's a dominant cultural force you have to fight against. Fight the power, Randy. Fight the power.

Oh you seal-faced cunt you... I don't feel oppressed by shit. I personally don't have shit to do with Alyssa, but this "we don't want the board to get corrupted" stuff is horseshit. Way to turn everything into a personal attack though, like you always do, 'cause that's how pussies argue.

whynotsmile99
06-03-2007, 03:16 PM
wait, someone posted their boobs here? Did I miss that?

whynotsmile99
06-03-2007, 03:25 PM
usually, you know, if you're new to someplace, like work or a social group or something, and you do something, and the old timers there say, 'uh, that's not really cool, not here, that's not what this place is about', then you would either (1) leave or (2) modify your behavior to fit in. you sure as hell wouldn't argue that you can do whatever the hell you want to do. Well, you wouldn't, that is, unless you're a selfish asshole.

in other words, for those of you too busy masturbating to follow simple logic: you're all selfish assholes.

Message board elitism rocks. I love it. You should be get a special star. 4000 posts really does mean something.

I've only been through a few pages of this thread, but if there really is NSFW shit on here, it should be labeled as such.

SojuGorae
06-03-2007, 03:34 PM
Internets is serious business

whynotsmile99
06-03-2007, 03:35 PM
Internets is serious business


very serious indeed apparently. What is that a tattoo of?

jackstraw94086
06-03-2007, 04:04 PM
Message board elitism rocks. I love it. You should be get a special star. 4000 posts really does mean something.

I've only been through a few pages of this thread, but if there really is NSFW shit on here, it should be labeled as such.

again, spoken like someone who's never held a job.

The main point being driven home here is don't slather your sore cock all over this message board. It's not elitism. There are plenty of noobs who know how to be funny. This isn't a playground for girls with low self-esteem to taunt boys who just sprouted ball hairs. If you think you're free to do that here then don't be fucking surprised and whine when you hear complaints.

wmgaretjax
06-03-2007, 04:07 PM
There are plenty of noobs who know how to be funny.

For some reason, I find jack using the word noob to be quite hysterical. I'm honestly not sure why...

Stefinitely Maybe
06-03-2007, 04:26 PM
It would be a crime to let a thread about hot women pass without a mention of Kelly Brook:

http://vilesilencer.com/kelly/kelly_brook1.jpg
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/14920.jpg
http://english.eastday.com/eastday/englishedition/features/images/00785788.jpg
http://www.widelec.org/stuff/kelly_brook/kelly_brook_08.jpg
http://en.ce.cn/Life/entertainment/fashion&beauty/EFBlr/200609/20/W020060920489291989624.gif
http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/2006/09/3B9EDF5C/kelly2-celebrityhub.jpg

...all right I'll stop now.

jackstraw94086
06-03-2007, 04:27 PM
For some reason, I find jack using the word noob to be quite hysterical. I'm honestly not sure why...

is this because you believe I am new here?

please elaborate. half-taunts are for brainless cowards
.

wmgaretjax
06-03-2007, 04:50 PM
is this because you believe I am new here?

please elaborate. half-taunts are for brainless cowards
.

oh dear sir, it was not a taunt. I literally laughed out loud, and I'm not sure why (I think I already said that)... I think I just didn't expect it.

jackstraw94086
06-03-2007, 04:58 PM
I know you said you didn't know why. I just didn't believe you.

I admit I don't use the word noob often nor do I generally use much netspeak at all. It just seemed appropriate at that moment in a discussion about little monkeys humping their monitors displaying girls who hate themselves.

and do not call me "dear sir" thank you very much.

wmgaretjax
06-03-2007, 05:06 PM
I know you said you didn't know why. I just didn't believe you.

I admit I don't use the word noob often nor do I generally use much netspeak at all. It just seemed appropriate at that moment in a discussion about little monkeys humping their monitors displaying girls who hate themselves.

and do not call me "dear sir" thank you very much.

of course mister, it was completely appropriate. just unexpected.

TomAz
06-03-2007, 05:50 PM
Message board elitism rocks. I love it. You should be get a special star. 4000 posts really does mean something.

I've only been through a few pages of this thread, but if there really is NSFW shit on here, it should be labeled as such.

there is nothing 'elitist' about expecting people, new or old, to follow a code of conduct.

there is plenty 'stupid' about not being able to follow that logic.

amyzzz
06-03-2007, 05:57 PM
Damnit. I missed the underboob!

(I wish I had underboob).

Yablonowitz
06-03-2007, 06:11 PM
Damnit. I missed the underboob!

(I wish I had underboob).

No you didn't, it's still there. Trust me, I've been back quite a few times. SHE'S HAWWT. RRRwwarrrr.

Yablonowitz
06-03-2007, 06:34 PM
Oh you seal-faced cunt you... I don't feel oppressed by shit. I personally don't have shit to do with Alyssa, but this "we don't want the board to get corrupted" stuff is horseshit. Way to turn everything into a personal attack though, like you always do, 'cause that's how pussies argue.

No one is complaining on the grounds of "corruption" or moral outrage here. I made one comment, tom made one comment, Jack made a couple of quick little remarks and then you were the one who turned this into a big issue. No one here can stop anyone from posting whatever they want. I can bitch about the tone of the banter as others have, but none of us believe we're the gatekeepers of anything.This was never that big of a deal until you posted your outrage about the "overreaction" like we were all gasping in horror like the church lady. You started your own rebellion thread and then went out and started drawing lines and saying there were "sides" in this and came up with this "cognescenti" crap. I'm sorry you feel upset for me addressing you personally. But you were the one who made the remarks.

miscorrections
06-03-2007, 06:35 PM
i wish instead of arguing everyone would just roar at each other like i imagine yablo's avatar is.

it's a roar of consternation and panic and terror all melded together.

Yablonowitz
06-03-2007, 06:38 PM
i wish instead of arguing everyone would just roar at each other like i imagine yablo's avatar is.\

it's a roar of consternation and panic and terror all melded together.

I just rrrrrwwwarrred at alyssa's underboobies, what are you talking about?

miscorrections
06-03-2007, 06:39 PM
your avatar. i imagine it issuing a terrible roar.

Yablonowitz
06-03-2007, 07:17 PM
your avatar. i imagine it issuing a terrible roar.

They took his bucket.

miscorrections
06-03-2007, 07:38 PM
it's a tragedy of staggering depth and infinite pathos.

thelastgreatman
06-03-2007, 07:50 PM
No one is complaining on the grounds of "corruption"

Ahem...



It turns an already decaying board further into lowest common denominator retardedry.


it's not just the pictures. the whole tone of the board changes when it becomes dominated by socially-challenged, hormone-driven inbreds drooling over each other's gonads.


some of us don't want this place to degenerate into some high schooler forum full of pathetic futile flirting. It's irritating. It permeates the whole board eventually. When a girl posts half-naked pictures of herself it precipitates a flood of idiots.

ewiggy
06-03-2007, 07:54 PM
They took his bucket.

his bucket. they took it.

wmgaretjax
06-03-2007, 07:56 PM
his bucket. they took it.

it his bucket they took.

but really, they took it. it made me angry the first time I saw it. why would they do that?

TomAz
06-03-2007, 08:00 PM
Ahem...


are the quotes supposed to contradict the other quote? cuz they don't.

thelastgreatman
06-03-2007, 08:04 PM
cor·rupt /kəˈrʌpt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuh-ruhpt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object)
6. to destroy the integrity of; cause to be dishonest, disloyal, etc., esp. by bribery.
7. to lower morally; pervert: to corrupt youth.
8. to alter (a language, text, etc.) for the worse; debase.
9. to mar; spoil.
10. to infect; taint.
11. to make putrid or putrescent.

TomAz
06-03-2007, 08:08 PM
Right. Nowhere in there is "to annoy by being incredibly stupid". check the consistency of the language in those three quotes: "retardedry", "inbreds", "pathetic".

miscorrections
06-03-2007, 08:11 PM
The Case of the Missing Bucket is far more interesting than anything else in here.

jackstraw94086
06-03-2007, 08:13 PM
I'd just like to reiterate what yablo said about this never being that big a deal until the pro-underboobs decided to rally.

And Randy, your definition of NSFW is a bit strict. It doesn't have to be hardcore XXX to be frowned upon. Half naked pics of teens on your computer screen are enough to get you into trouble. Surfing message boards already isn't exactly model professional behavior, but we take the risk because we enjoy fucking around on this board. The daddy-didn't-love-me pics are over the top in our opinion.

Just like you claim the "corruption" argument is horseshit, the "who cares, it's no big deal" argument is more so. We have every bit as much right to complain as you do to complain about complaints.

thelastgreatman
06-03-2007, 08:14 PM
... I swear to god, Tom, I know you're not actually an idiot, you just fucking pretend like you can't see how obviously they relate to be a pain in my ass. You're telling me you can't equate "decaying," "changing the tone," and "degenerate" to those fucking definitions?

TomAz
06-03-2007, 08:15 PM
The daddy-didn't-love-me pics

ahahahaahahahahahhahahaaa!

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