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Yablonowitz
05-28-2007, 05:37 PM
Well, we've re-vamped our show, got some good advice from pollsters and pundits and focus groups and have put together what I think is going to be a stellar show.

First and foremost, let me introduce my FULL TIME maestro, Brandon S. aka HawkingvReeve. In addition to providing soundwork and musical themes for the show, I'm going to be looking to Brandon as my Paul Schaefer, Ed McMahon and Andy Richter all rolled up into one.


And now...let's get started. I decided to dig deep into old school Coachella board with my first guest on the new and improved show. To many of us, her name is Valarie, to others, it's fullonidle (FOIey). Valarie first started posting regularly on this board (at least to my memory) around spring 2005. Born in Michigan, FOIey actually hails from Ohio where she's lived a great deal of her life. Now, however, she's made a big move to Bay Area and is working at some job where they do good stuff or something.

At time controversial, at times amusing, at times just downright mean n' dirty, fullonidle comes to this board with passion and conviction. She has no use for the stupid, the bigoted, the insipid, the vapid, and the arrogant, which leaves few people left. There are some people who believe she's evil incarnate. There are others who fear her and cower in the corner when she arrives.

So, it is with great pleasure that I welcome Valarie to the show.

Welcome!!!

Brandon, please pick a proper intro song for Valarie and upload it now.....

hawkingvsreeve
05-28-2007, 05:49 PM
XN-Qq2umKZo


Valarie! Welcome!

Yablonowitz
05-28-2007, 05:59 PM
Thanks, Brandon.

I should add that my current signature came straight from the keyboard of fullonidle.

So, Valarie, how are you doing? How's the weekend?

full on idle
05-28-2007, 06:20 PM
I just watched that entire youtube.


There are some people who believe she's evil incarnate. There are others who fear her and cower in the corner when she arrives.
You forgot to account for those that find me at times amusing. I'll cut off your balls.

My weekend has been very, very chill. Every person I know in the city left town. I watched six movies and talked myself out of cleaning my apartment 67 times.

This is just what I needed. A healthy dose of attention. Have at it.

Yablonowitz
05-28-2007, 06:34 PM
I just watched that entire youtube.


You forgot to account for those that find me at times amusing. I'll cut off your balls.

My weekend has been very, very chill. Every person I know in the city left town. I watched six movies and talked myself out of cleaning my apartment 67 times.

This is just what I needed. A healthy dose of attention. Have at it.

Ha-ha. Of course there are those you find you amusing, my signature alone gives me the laughies every time I see it.

Let's see - what are some of the contributions you've made that I can think of? "Don't Bait Me, You Vapid Troll." And didn't you start the "Tev" phenomenon? I'm sure there are others.

Anyway, can you give people a look into the life of full on idle? Photos, videos, whatever captures you in your idlessence.

Finally, why do you think Passive Theory wants to beat you up?

full on idle
05-28-2007, 06:40 PM
Tev was started from my good friend and former Coachella buddy "lolwtf" who signed up for the message board and posted once before retreating into obscurity. He also did not go to Coachella this year. Boooo. He wants to go to High Sierra or some shit this year the fucking hippie.

I think Passive Theory wants to beat me up because my fro is hotter than his fro and also because he's a maladjusted child.

You'll have to be more specific about photo/video requests. For now, here is a youtube to tide you over:
j9a18D6zTlA
Thank you super fan.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 06:41 PM
jesus and mohammed I love planet unicorn.

suprefan
05-28-2007, 06:51 PM
Put the end of the url inside the youtube code. So just j9a18D6zTlA goes in between the [YT] [YT/]


Sorry to butt in, continue.

Wheres the beef?
05-28-2007, 06:55 PM
XN-Qq2umKZo


Valarie! Welcome!

That was fucking awful and will definitely be cut from YabloCenter™.

Continue....

i_like_cake530
05-28-2007, 07:05 PM
He wants to go to High Sierra or some shit this year the fucking hippie.


just want to say high sierra (norcal, i assume) is a good festival, ya it is a bit hippy, but still fun.

psychic friend
05-28-2007, 07:08 PM
it is a bit hippy

that is what is known as an understatement

full on idle
05-28-2007, 07:08 PM
just want to say high sierra (norcal, i assume) is a good festival, ya it is a bit hippy, but still fun.
whatever hippie



ps I'd go if I could afford it b/c Bassnectar's playing but it's a matter of priniciple to call lolwtf a fucking hippie because he chose to not do Coachella. Dig?

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:36 PM
Do you have those RFIs?

Oh wait, is the audience not allowed to yell?

full on idle
05-28-2007, 07:37 PM
You'll get your fucking RFIs when they're ready wannabe Don Williams.

Please yell, I'm bored and doing laundry.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:37 PM
Fine, I'm the fluffer until Greg comes back for the hard-hitting questions.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 07:39 PM
do it to it d-fish

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:40 PM
FOI FOI FOI.

I did nothing today. I slept horribly, so my back and neck are sore. I went and bought groceries, but had to speed walk up the hills on the way home because my roommate was locked out.

I enjoyed my french bread + oil + balsamic though. I really did.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 07:41 PM
I need to figure how to make a stellar lemon infused olive oil for salads.

it can't be oily, it has to have a BITE!!!!!!!

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:43 PM
umm....

lemon juice, evoo (extra virgin olive oil), lemon zest, lemon salt + pepper...garlic...

full on idle
05-28-2007, 07:44 PM
MAKE IT BUT FIRST MAPLE CANDY

and veggie gumbo

edit* we're losing viewers here fish, let's keep it interesting for the PEOPLE

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:48 PM
i've never been about the people.

i take back my recipe. lemon juice and evoo would be to tedious to mix cleanly.

go for like a lot of lemon juice, a spoonful of sugar, salt, pepper...cumin...maybe a dash of ginger...

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:48 PM
who's fish? derek fisher? never liked the guy...

psychic friend
05-28-2007, 07:51 PM
I slept horribly, so my back and neck are sore.

I took advantage of the memorial day sales and seriously splurged on myself and bought a really really nice bed. aka expensive. biggest purchase i have ever made on myself other than my car. It arrives saturday. i cleaned under my bed for 6 hours today.

FOI.. you will REALLY enjoy your next visit.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 07:52 PM
whoooooooooooooooooop

I'm looking at dj shadow w/e HARD

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:56 PM
congrats on the mattress purchase.

i'm a bed diva, so i have all the comfortable things pillow and such. i just went to sleep all neurotic, so i had neurotic uncomfortable dream-indused tossing and turning.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 07:58 PM
whoooooooooooooooooop

I'm looking at dj shadow w/e HARD
i'm sending you a Pase Rock song.

edit: OMG, MY POST COUNT

full on idle
05-28-2007, 07:59 PM
I want a 1/2 coke 1/2 cherry slurpee.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:01 PM
don't attribute that quote to my character

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 08:06 PM
I was going to like say something about The All New Yablo Show, but I think it turned into dorkfish talking about her day off.

Um, full on idle knows one of my friends irl. And also sometimes I can talk to her about the Bay area.

Do you ever go to Mighty's 119 Utah St.?

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:12 PM
Sorry. I'm just PMS-ing

psychic friend
05-28-2007, 08:14 PM
dorkfish talking about her day off.

haha, ya SHE is an attention whore

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:16 PM
Apparently, I've got too much vagina in my pants for the Yablo Show to handle

hawkingvsreeve
05-28-2007, 08:17 PM
I'd do ya. You're a fox. Well, technically a vixen.

Hannahrain
05-28-2007, 08:20 PM
God, dorkfish. Sometimes you are just so female. Would you give it a rest? I'm tired of hearing about your women's troubles.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 08:21 PM
Dorkfish is a moody bitch when she's OTR.

Yes I've been to Mighty.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:22 PM
This shirt is hurting my massive woman breasts. I'm going to go take some lady pills with a glass of water. Since I have such a tiny girl bladder, I'm sure I'll be sitting on the toilet (like all good gals) before you know it.

P.S.
I have ovaries.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 08:24 PM
I know your steez.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:25 PM
Don't make me attempt to throw something at you. It'll look funny when my flailing girl arm meekly tosses said object at you, but there will be a lot of hate in my she-throw.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 08:26 PM
http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=9&dateline=1164525437&type=profile

Hannahrain
05-28-2007, 08:27 PM
Don't make me attempt to throw something at you. It'll look funny when my flailing girl arm meekly tosses said object at you, but there will be a lot of hate in my she-throw.


We all know you're just going to down a quart of Ben and Jerry's and cry a little. And maybe have a pillowfight with those other moms from your book club.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:28 PM
my favorite movie:

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2699/steelmagnoliasfrt73cee4gn5.jpg

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:28 PM
this book helped me find myself:

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3742/belljarl73d7d0abx5.jpg

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 08:45 PM
Dorkfish is a moody bitch when she's OTR.

Yes I've been to Mighty.

Mighty is tight. One of the best places to see a show in SF imo omg.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 08:46 PM
I had two really fun nights there. I haven't seen a band-band there though.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 08:51 PM
I've seen Kid Koala there with Dan the Automator.

Another time I saw Apparat do his minimal dancey techno thing.

Maybe I haven't seen a band-band there either. I think I'm more of a music for the future kind of guy, at least these days.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 08:54 PM
I've seen Kid Koala there with Dan the Automator.
I would go to that.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 08:56 PM
Mmmm fratboys turn me on and make my girl parts all tingly.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 08:59 PM
If by fratboys you mean tall, skinny guys with beards who listen to electronic music (me). Or maybe you met the other people who might attend such a show...

Yablonowitz
05-28-2007, 09:01 PM
Whoa, looks like Brandi took it upon herself to be the de facto host in my absence. Fucking attention whore bitch. Get back to your puppy of the day fawning and leave this gig to me.


Foiey, you pinhead, I was asking you to show us pictures of things in your life - whatever you deem relevent. Your thumb, your bathroom, your bicycle, your shoes....anything that lets the audience see something physical, tangible...real about you. And then you should talk about it and it's significance to your life.

Brandon - I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't hit on audience members during the show. Brandi gets enough attention as it is.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:01 PM
I smell a hookup dorkfish + bassmint

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:02 PM
NO BRANDI!!!!!!!!!! GO STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:03 PM
I love the purple bottle.

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:03 PM
this is boring. where is the juice...

miscorrections
05-28-2007, 09:05 PM
foi, you are the purple in me.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:07 PM
That is fucking wonderful, miscorrection.

wmjfaldjfaljxx what juice are you seeking?

edit* I mean, do you want to see my softball injury?

Yablonowitz
05-28-2007, 09:08 PM
this is boring. where is the juice...

Oh, you know what would be a lot less boring - another one of your foreign film name dropping. C'mon pull some more of that pretentious shit out for us all. OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS INTERVIEW MR TWATTTTT!


Sorry.


What kind of juice are you looking for anyway, tough guy? I'm not really asking you that question. I only ask FOIey questions. So stuff it. No one wants to hear your heckles, filmboy.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:08 PM
I smell a hookup dorkfish + bassmint

:winkiss

Yablonowitz
05-28-2007, 09:10 PM
Look...I'l start up a Newlywed Game sideshow for you two. This is not about Brandi and Bassmint.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 09:10 PM
That is fucking wonderful, miscorrection.

wmjfaldjfaljxx what juice are you seeking?

edit* I mean, do you want to see my softball injury?
SoFt balL inJurY?!?!?!?

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:12 PM
What kind of juice are you looking for anyway, tough guy?

Oatmeal juice.

I haven't watched a foreign film in a while. But I did see that new romantic comedy "Knocked Up." I laughed a moderate amount. It was quite enjoyable, thank you for asking.

Oh, and mommy, please stop with the emotional abuse, it is stunting my development.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:13 PM
Oh, you know what would be a lot less boring - another one of your foreign film name dropping.

Maybe I can do it if he won't. Who saw Cache, directed by Michael Haneke? An interesting fairly recent film I reckon.

Edit: Yay, thanks for coming through wmgaretjax.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:14 PM
SoFt balL inJurY?!?!?!?
ya srsly

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 09:15 PM
I saw Cache last night, and I thought it was excessively dull.

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:16 PM
Maybe I can do it if he won't. Who saw Cache, directed by Michael Haneke? An interesting fairly recent film I reckon.

I did, and loved it. You should check out Haneke's "Code inconnu: Recit incomplet de divers voyages" as well if you liked it. Also, he made a damn good post-apocalyptic film called "Time of the Wolf."

Happy mommy?

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:17 PM
A lot of people hate it. Okay how about this one. I am a Sex Addict, directed by Caveh Zahedi. A certifiable independent masterpiece.

miscorrections
05-28-2007, 09:19 PM
shove it, this is about foi.

more softball, plz

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:19 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/injury.jpg

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:19 PM
A lot of people hate it. Okay how about this one. I am a Sex Addict, directed by Caveh Zahedi. A certifiable independent masterpiece.

i pissed myself when I saw this movie. You have to love good-humored self-deprecation.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:21 PM
You are a winner and the other team are losers.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:21 PM
Thanks again wmgaretjax. That is one of the finest full on independent films I've seen.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:23 PM
The American Soldier directed by Werner Fassbinder. Who's seen it?

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 09:23 PM
I Am A Sex Addict was great. Cache was not.

I also watched Bleu this weekend... Much better than Cache, and it didn't waste Juliette Binoche's talents. By this time next week, I'm finishing the Kieslowski triology, and watching La Double vie de Véronique finally.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:25 PM
Look...I'l start up a Newlywed Game sideshow for you two. This is not about Brandi and Bassmint.

Damn come over to my house.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:25 PM
My new heroine is Helena Bonham Carter. Conversations with Other Women.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 09:27 PM
We honestly almost watched Schindlers List lastnight...

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:27 PM
Yeah she's pretty good.

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:27 PM
I Am A Sex Addict was great. Cache was not.

I also watched Bleu this weekend... Much better than Cache, and it didn't waste Juliette Binoche's talents. By this time next week, I'm finishing the Kieslowski triology, and watching La Double vie de Véronique finally.

My friend, have you seen "Dekalog" as well? Probably the best of Kieslowki's efforts, and that is saying a lot.

Binoche is also in "Code inconnu: Recit incomplet de divers voyages." There is a reason she keeps working with Haneke.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:28 PM
I hate Schindler's List. I think it's unwatchable.

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 09:29 PM
Yeah, I've seen the Decalogue, as well.

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:29 PM
I have not seen "The American Soldier," but I loved "Ali: Fear Eats the Soul" and "Despair." Worth checking out?

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:31 PM
I hate Schindler's List. I think it's unwatchable.

agreed.

"This ring! Three more people. That car! Twenty more people."

It is a beautiful film though at points though. I just wish Spielberg would get tired of oversaturating his films with sentimentality. "Munich" was a step in the right direction though...

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:32 PM
Yeah, I've seen the Decalogue, as well.

awesome. When you see "The Double Life of Veronique," make sure to check out the new criterion transfer. It is insanely better than anything else out there. They literally reworked the destroyed print from scratch.

hawkingvsreeve
05-28-2007, 09:33 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/injury.jpg


yNvOPN1LoQ4

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:33 PM
Or maybe not have Nazis speaking English, or use a proper aspect ratio...

I think The American Soldier is awesome, I'd definitely check it out, especially since you love the other Fassbinder films you mentioned.

fatbastard
05-28-2007, 09:35 PM
http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pop_c_kieslowski_trilogy.JPG

dorkfish
05-28-2007, 09:41 PM
awesome. When you see "The Double Life of Veronique," make sure to check out the new criterion transfer. It is insanely better than anything else out there. They literally reworked the destroyed print from scratch.
Yup. I collect the Criterions, so I'm going to watch their transfer.

bassmintpdx
05-28-2007, 09:43 PM
Criterion Collection is awesome. Woot, it's time to go out. Yay for Monday night drinking.

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:45 PM
In an era of compression and the like, it's nice to know that there are people who have standards.

Oh, and mommy... consider your thread hijacked.

You can have it back now.

PotVsKtl
05-28-2007, 09:45 PM
http://www.monstrula.de/filme/robotmonster/still8.jpg

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:47 PM
Brandon is the best idea you've ever threaded, Yabs.

ps pot, I'd prefer that in a youtube! Magnificnece!

PotVsKtl
05-28-2007, 09:48 PM
http://www.cylon.org/images/bmovies/robmonster44c.jpg

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:51 PM
anyways you're just jealous!!!!!!!!!1

PotVsKtl
05-28-2007, 09:51 PM
http://www.biocrawler.com/w/images/d/d7/Robot_monster.jpg

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:53 PM
brrr grrr brrrbgrrrbrrr grumblegrumble

PotVsKtl
05-28-2007, 09:54 PM
8h2QJ44HnrM

wmgaretjax
05-28-2007, 09:55 PM
pots is king of the internet.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 09:56 PM
the choreography in that shit is fantastically amusing

miscorrections
05-28-2007, 09:59 PM
what is that from? it's impeccable.

bballarl
05-28-2007, 10:53 PM
V-Dub is a dull interview. At least her musical taste is good.

full on idle
05-28-2007, 11:02 PM
pardon me, fuck your mother, but what opportunity have I chanced away to dullness? ps fuck your mother

bballarl
05-28-2007, 11:07 PM
It's okay V-Dub. You will pick it up.

Archie Bunker
05-29-2007, 05:16 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/injury.jpg

Sometimes your mental picture of someone from their internet persona turns out to be completely incorrect.

This is the opposite of that situation.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 05:56 AM
Because my internet persona clearly shows me as someone with a bruised swollen ankle. Obvs.

Archie Bunker
05-29-2007, 06:25 AM
Yup, I was totally talking about the bruise and the ankle swell.

Thanks for clearing that up for the less intelligent.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 06:29 AM
I sense an insult, and a person too boring to say it straight up.

Here come the haters.

TomAz
05-29-2007, 06:33 AM
Archie preys on the weak.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 07:15 AM
http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3815719565.jpg

http://mud.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3440303056.jpg

mountmccabe
05-29-2007, 07:17 AM
Robot Monster owns.

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 07:33 AM
wmjarixter- Just shut your twat mouth, please. Go masturbate in the movie forum. Seriously, you and your twat monkey ass have no business coming in here to foul the tone of this interview. Bassmint - same for you. Shut up.

Andrew - You take your bad attitude about FOIey out of my god damned thread. I don't need your heckling, you little Republican knucklehead. I will steal your mirrored sunglasses if you keep this up.

OK, sorry. Where was I? Valarie - so who do you think is creating the most ungodly stench on this message board and why?

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 07:45 AM
OK, sorry. Where was I? Valarie - so who do you think is creating the most ungodly stench on this message board and why?

Valariez gonna need this in order to answer the question

http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2085832244.jpg

wmgaretjax
05-29-2007, 08:09 AM
wmjarixter- Just shut your twat mouth, please. Go masturbate in the movie forum. Seriously, you and your twat monkey ass have no business coming in here to foul the tone of this interview.

yes mommy. i'm sorry mommy. won't do it again mommy.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 08:09 AM
Bug you don't even know what I look like. Besides, I've never claimed to be an alyssak or something, I'm a 30 year old women.

Yablo, I'm kindof enjoying the overposters of late. I can't really say there's anybody harshing my board fun right now.

edit* besides that pesky Andrew

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 08:23 AM
who the fuck is bug

full on idle
05-29-2007, 08:29 AM
you're hilarious and tricky

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 08:31 AM
FUKK ALL

whenever some fringe sayz the werd "Tricky" i getz the fuggin RUN DMC song stuck in mah mug for hours

FUCKKKKK ALL

full on idle
05-29-2007, 08:32 AM
tricky tricky tricky tricky

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 08:42 AM
yes mommy. i'm sorry mommy. won't do it again mommy.

Exponentially more amusing each time you employ the term "mommy." Consider taking your act stand up. You're a comic gold mine.

I wanna here some more stories about Christ. And you know what I mean. Share some.

wmgaretjax
05-29-2007, 08:48 AM
Exponentially more amusing each time you employ the term "mommy." Consider taking your act stand up. You're a comic gold mine.

Nah. I'm not in it for the money, just the smiles.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 08:50 AM
Well he's running late today so I've not heard about the weekend yet. I will get some good stories. For now, how about I tell you about the time that when Christ was in school to become what he now is and it JUST SO HAPPENED that there was another student in his class that was ALSO a former acrobat (actually, she did acrobatics on horseback) and she supposedly was a really big drunk and she always had a can of light beer with her at all times. Her roommates said that she'd have really loud sex with her boyfriend and through the walls you'd hear moaning and whatnot and then "crrracksh - glug glug glug glug"

It's funnier when you can hear him say it.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 08:52 AM
even his body waste would be funnier











JUST KIDZ !

PotVsKtl
05-29-2007, 09:22 AM
I'm a 30 year old women.

http://www.geocities.com/nmdecke/moviepics/mothra2.JPG

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 09:28 AM
valarie - have you watched a lot of Golden Girls in your life?

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 09:28 AM
great question

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 09:29 AM
.


















































NOT

full on idle
05-29-2007, 09:32 AM
Mothra > Engagement pig


Yablo - I have watched a fuckton of the Golden Girls.

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 09:34 AM
Mothra > Engagement pig


Yablo - I have watched a fuckton of the Golden Girls.

What about the show captures your attention?

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 09:35 AM
great question

You're going into the dark place again, Bug.

mob roulette
05-29-2007, 09:48 AM
FOI is sexxxxeee

SFChrissy
05-29-2007, 09:55 AM
I need to figure how to make a stellar lemon infused olive oil for salads.

it can't be oily, it has to have a BITE!!!!!!!

Oh then you must try...

Splash of olive oil
splash of pear vinagrette
a bit of pureed garlic
squeezes of meyers lemon
dash of salt and pep...yummy!!!

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 10:02 AM
pep......is it that fuckin hard to type out pepper!?

sorry yab....

SFChrissy
05-29-2007, 10:05 AM
pep......is it that fuckin hard to type out pepper!?

sorry yab....

Your days in denvah must be dooom 'n gloom...what a fuck twat!!!

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 10:07 AM
doom and gloom. beotch.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 10:07 AM
I'm a 30 year old womenz

dorkfish
05-29-2007, 10:10 AM
this thread hurts me in my womb.

SFChrissy
05-29-2007, 10:10 AM
doom and gloom. beotch.

That's my name don't wear it out...and I thougt I was finiky...you take the fucking cheese cake!!!

Hannahrain
05-29-2007, 10:11 AM
Finicky.











( ;) )

miscorrections
05-29-2007, 10:25 AM
hannah, real men don't wink.

SFChrissy
05-29-2007, 10:26 AM
Fin + ICKY = J~$$$...hahaaa!!!

Hannahrain
05-29-2007, 10:27 AM
Corinna, the ladies love it when I wink.

miscorrections
05-29-2007, 10:29 AM
the ladies are too polite to snort at you out loud.

kreutz2112
05-29-2007, 10:31 AM
winking is over-rated

Hannahrain
05-29-2007, 10:31 AM
the ladies are too polite to snort at you out loud.


They are always perfectly gracious the next morning, if that's what you mean. Which it isn't.

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 10:32 AM
pep......is it that fuckin hard to type out pepper!?

sorry yab....

No, this comment has my full support. I feel the same way.

Fucking say "pepper" or don't mention it at all.

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 10:33 AM
Fin + ICKY = J~$$$...hahaaa!!!

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!...............

miscorrections
05-29-2007, 10:33 AM
They are always perfectly gracious the next morning, if that's what you mean. Which it isn't.

there's nothing like the grace of the disappointed.

Hannahrain
05-29-2007, 10:35 AM
I wouldn't know. I have to disappoint vicariously through you.


Back on topic. FOI. Yablo. FOI and Yablo, Yablo and FOI.

miscorrections
05-29-2007, 10:43 AM
agreed. we can settle this like the men we are later.

INTERVIEW MAY PROCEED

SFChrissy
05-29-2007, 10:48 AM
No, this comment has my full support. I feel the same way.

Fucking say "pepper" or don't mention it at all.

It feels sooo good to be seperate from the mainstream...

full on idle
05-29-2007, 10:49 AM
Why I Love the Golden Girls
By Valarie


Dorothy – The ringleader of the girls. Sassy with a side of bully, her pastel jackets ALWAYS had the sleeves rolled up. Dorothy is the moral compass of the household, she’ll call you on your shit straight UP.

Blanche – The old slut with a heart of gold. All series long she was like bone, bone, bone. But we knew deep inside she was still in love with her deceased husband. Several serious episodes dealt with this.

Sophia – Old Sicilian Sophia, the elderly trouble maker. If there was a scheme in the beach house, you can bet Sophia was behind it.

Rose – Native of St. Olaf, she brought the lols with her stories from back in the heartland. Comic relief in every scene. Although, Christ met her once when he worked as an animal handler at the zoo and said in real life she’s a bit snippy.

Stanley – That lughead was always trying to get money from Dorothy. But you could tell she still loved him when Sonny Bono wasn’t in the picture.

Sonny Bono – The real life mayor at the time of Palm Springs California guested often on the show set in Palm Springs Florida. He wanted Zbornak – BAD.

Cheescake – Enough said.

Hannahrain
05-29-2007, 10:49 AM
It feels sooo good to be seperate from the mainstream...


You're a revolutionary.

In ten years, Che Guevara stencil shirts will be replaced with SF Chrissy stencil shirts.

wmgaretjax
05-29-2007, 10:50 AM
http://www.seedfest.co.uk/seeds/peppers/sweet/cherry_pepper.jpg


oh.... shit.

ewiggy
05-29-2007, 11:08 AM
who the fuck is christ?

full on idle
05-29-2007, 11:09 AM
Asking yourself that is just the first step.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 11:10 AM
he's da dood dat died for engagement pig's sins

miscorrections
05-29-2007, 11:10 AM
and maybe taking 'fuck' out of the question is the second.

kreutz2112
05-29-2007, 11:10 AM
I bet christ used/uses the fuck word often

SFChrissy
05-29-2007, 11:16 AM
You're a revolutionary.

In ten years, Che Guevara stencil shirts will be replaced with SF Chrissy stencil shirts.


Not a revolutionary. But NATIVE in the truest sense...and baffled by all the agro mind fuck back 'n forth bullshit...which kinda indicates "get the fuck outa here...this is our playground!" Be nice and share the toys nicely...WTF???

Hannahrain
05-29-2007, 11:16 AM
.................

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............


....................


...........huh?

ewiggy
05-29-2007, 11:18 AM
i don't understand anything that happens on this board anymore.

kreutz2112
05-29-2007, 11:24 AM
I cant think of anything creative to post.

PotVsKtl
05-29-2007, 11:33 AM
Why I Love the Golden Girls

Did I mention I met Delta Burke at the Mountain View Art & Wine Festival right before Bjork? Guess you missed out on that one. I guess.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 11:35 AM
who cares fringe

PotVsKtl
05-29-2007, 11:38 AM
Get in the car, we're going on a trip to Jamba Juice to meet your jungle buddies.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 11:38 AM
i don't put out on the first juice wigga

PotVsKtl
05-29-2007, 11:41 AM
You'll be putting out your creamy innards to lessen the tart tang of Rollicking Raspberry in my power smoothie.

miscorrections
05-29-2007, 11:42 AM
on a scale from 1 to 10 how much does it rollick?

bballarl
05-29-2007, 11:43 AM
The answer is obviously 7.

PotVsKtl
05-29-2007, 11:44 AM
On a hand of 1 to 10 how many fingers did daddy put in?

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 11:47 AM
did you add Vitamin A & impotence powder to your power smoothie ?

full on idle
05-29-2007, 11:50 AM
Did I mention I met Delta Burke at the Mountain View Art & Wine Festival right before Bjork? Guess you missed out on that one. I guess.

Delta Burke was no Golden Girl she was a god damned Designing Woman.


Amateur.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 11:52 AM
AWWWWW NAW SHE DIDN'T

full on idle
05-29-2007, 11:56 AM
Only because he's trying to flaunt Delta Burke in my FACE!! If he'd met Estelle Getty or Betty White, then we'd be talking envy city.

bassmintpdx
05-29-2007, 11:58 AM
wmjarixter- Just shut your twat mouth, please. Go masturbate in the movie forum. Seriously, you and your twat monkey ass have no business coming in here to foul the tone of this interview. Bassmint - same for you. Shut up.


yes mommy. i'm sorry mommy. won't do it again mommy.

I feel that our twat monkey asses harmonized well with the interview, particularly in your absence.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 11:58 AM
he couldn't handle Betty White

that'd be like a Great Dane pooping out a leaf

bassmintpdx
05-29-2007, 12:03 PM
I just ate a banana. Basically your stellar avatar just made me want to tell you that.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 12:03 PM
he couldn't handle Betty White

that'd be like a Great Dane pooping out a leaf

aaaaaaaaand you've returned to complete nonsense.

TomAz
05-29-2007, 12:08 PM
i don't understand anything that happens on this board anymore.

me either.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 12:17 PM
I wasn't aware Designing Women and Golden Girls were two separate and disctinct things.

you've unknownly scored +30

full on idle
05-29-2007, 12:18 PM
I'm here to answer all your questions. Just run them by Yablo first.

PotVsKtl
05-29-2007, 12:19 PM
I wasn't aware Designing Women and Golden Girls were two separate and disctinct things.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-29-2007, 12:20 PM
I'm here to answer all your questions. Just run them by Yablo first.


you need to download Choad Messenger then... otherwise it may take him hours to view it

mob roulette
05-29-2007, 12:22 PM
goddamn it, we need a good celebrity death. come on tara reid!

disgustipated
05-29-2007, 01:27 PM
yeah, I just added her to my death pool.

thelastgreatman
05-29-2007, 01:30 PM
On a hand of 1 to 10 how many fingers did daddy put in?

I'm quoting this just because it's fucking funny and it just seemed to pass by overlooked.

Also, 8.

ewiggy
05-29-2007, 01:32 PM
because it actually wasn't funny. we didn't want to further embarass pot by quoting it. but way to go.

thelastgreatman
05-29-2007, 01:39 PM
Fuck that, I'm standing by my position. Fatherly finger fucking's funny, and alliteration too.

mob roulette
05-29-2007, 01:41 PM
so much wasted talent...

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 01:51 PM
I need some music videos. b?

hawkingvsreeve
05-29-2007, 02:15 PM
3c7dONn9cNo

full on idle
05-29-2007, 02:22 PM
Why're all my videos from the 80s.

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 02:45 PM
If you took to Golden Girls so strongly, why not Designing Women?

Where would you rank G.G. among the best broadcast TV sitcoms you've seen?

hawkingvsreeve
05-29-2007, 02:45 PM
This last one was just the first thing that came to me. It isn't related to you.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 02:55 PM
It isn't related to you.
WELL MAYBE THAT'S A PROBLEM!!!


If you took to Golden Girls so strongly, why not Designing Women?

Where would you rank G.G. among the best broadcast TV sitcoms you've seen?

Oh please, Designing Women was CRAP. Plus it was racist.

Golden Girls is probably in the top 50.




Christ update: I just watched him imitate a 13 year old girl playing dance dance revolution.

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 02:57 PM
Let's talk about Christ a little bit more so people are aware of him. He's your co-worker, correct?

full on idle
05-29-2007, 02:59 PM
He is. He is my glorious coworker. A little bit my boss.

ewiggy
05-29-2007, 03:05 PM
i hate secrets. more details pls.

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 03:05 PM
I seem to recall hearing about some incident with him in the men's restroom. Can you share that story?

full on idle
05-29-2007, 03:09 PM
Wow we're jumping right to that one? Don't you want the people to get a taste for his flair first? The bathroom incident as an introduction may make him come off as slightly sociopathic.

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 03:11 PM
OK...that's fine. I guess I was going for shock and awe.

How about a few of his tamer oddities. Some of his theatrics, for example.

mob roulette
05-29-2007, 03:17 PM
Oh please, Designing Women was CRAP. Plus it was racist.

i love you valarie. i just wanted to get that in there.

ok continue with christ. literally breathless with anticipation ova here. srsly.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 03:18 PM
Well, before he was an architect, Christ worked as an animal handler at the zoo, and before he worked as an animal handler at the zoo, he went to acrobat school. He likes to do handstands and various yoga poses on whichever surface he deems appropriate, at the times he deems appropriate. He hasn't got a switch in his brain for tact, and will often times allude to sexual conduct, either with his words or by acting out with physical motions, said acts. He also likes to mock the mentally retarded and the deaf.

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 03:21 PM
OMG I <3 christ.

hawkingvsreeve
05-29-2007, 03:23 PM
ZUDgcnhGvz8

mob roulette
05-29-2007, 03:23 PM
you work with doug henning?

full on idle
05-29-2007, 03:24 PM
He's snuck up behind me at the platform for the train before and gotten right in my ear and said "YOU'RE PWUTTY" or "CAN I TOUCH YOUW HAIW" in a voice that is clearly imitating a deaf person's speech. Right in the middle of a crowd he does it.

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 03:47 PM
Is his name really Christ?

full on idle
05-29-2007, 03:57 PM
I can't answer that, I can only answer Yablo.

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 03:59 PM
pshhhhaw.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 04:23 PM
One more thing about Christ is that he makes fun of my accent after every time I speak and also asks me "why do you stare at your computer screen and make retard smiles all day?"

thefunkylama
05-29-2007, 04:35 PM
This is a thing of beauty.

Good Days Last
05-29-2007, 05:48 PM
http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/stupid/st9.gif

Yablonowitz
05-29-2007, 06:04 PM
About how old is Christ?

J~$$$
05-29-2007, 06:05 PM
*real name* ?

dorkfish
05-29-2007, 06:10 PM
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5840/majordad3be53f7fcv5.jpg

full on idle
05-29-2007, 06:10 PM
He's 34. He likes to say a lot, "I'm ONLY 34!!!" when he does something wrong and gets called on it.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 06:13 PM
http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/stupid/st9.gif

EXACTLY

and

http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/tv-shows/c/coach.jpg

fatbastard
05-29-2007, 06:40 PM
I have an image of "C" in my head.
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/49105main_popcorn.jpg

Jenniehoo
05-29-2007, 07:05 PM
NO BRANDI!!!!!!!!!! GO STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Turn LEFT! No, LEFT! Not into the car...LEFT!

Jenniehoo
05-29-2007, 07:12 PM
Why I Love the Golden Girls
By Valarie


Dorothy – The ringleader of the girls. Sassy with a side of bully, her pastel jackets ALWAYS had the sleeves rolled up. Dorothy is the moral compass of the household, she’ll call you on your shit straight UP.

Blanche – The old slut with a heart of gold. All series long she was like bone, bone, bone. But we knew deep inside she was still in love with her deceased husband. Several serious episodes dealt with this.

Sophia – Old Sicilian Sophia, the elderly trouble maker. If there was a scheme in the beach house, you can bet Sophia was behind it.

Rose – Native of St. Olaf, she brought the lols with her stories from back in the heartland. Comic relief in every scene. Although, Christ met her once when he worked as an animal handler at the zoo and said in real life she’s a bit snippy.

Stanley – That lughead was always trying to get money from Dorothy. But you could tell she still loved him when Sonny Bono wasn’t in the picture.

Sonny Bono – The real life mayor at the time of Palm Springs California guested often on the show set in Palm Springs Florida. He wanted Zbornak – BAD.

Cheescake – Enough said.

I love you. I always hoped Dr. Harry Winston and Dorothy would bone bone bone. She was easily my favorite - followed closely by Sophia. Did you know IRL at the time the show was made, Sophia was actually younger than most of the other women? Of course you do. You're the GG historian. Thank you for being a friend.

full on idle
05-29-2007, 07:26 PM
Fuck YES the Empty Nest/GG crossover shows were the bizzle.

ps Justin yeah it's part of his real name but I don't want to be sued for libel so I can't say more than that.

york707
05-29-2007, 08:44 PM
http://www.geocities.com/nmdecke/moviepics/mothra2.JPG

I LOL'd, but godDAMN if this thread isn't a bitch to read through. More FOI and less monkey.

york707
05-29-2007, 08:55 PM
Why I Love the Golden Girls
By Valarie


Dorothy – The ringleader of the girls. Sassy with a side of bully, her pastel jackets ALWAYS had the sleeves rolled up. Dorothy is the moral compass of the household, she’ll call you on your shit straight UP.

Blanche – The old slut with a heart of gold. All series long she was like bone, bone, bone. But we knew deep inside she was still in love with her deceased husband. Several serious episodes dealt with this.

Sophia – Old Sicilian Sophia, the elderly trouble maker. If there was a scheme in the beach house, you can bet Sophia was behind it.

Rose – Native of St. Olaf, she brought the lols with her stories from back in the heartland. Comic relief in every scene. Although, Christ met her once when he worked as an animal handler at the zoo and said in real life she’s a bit snippy.

Stanley – That lughead was always trying to get money from Dorothy. But you could tell she still loved him when Sonny Bono wasn’t in the picture.

Sonny Bono – The real life mayor at the time of Palm Springs California guested often on the show set in Palm Springs Florida. He wanted Zbornak – BAD.

Cheescake – Enough said.

Holy Jesus, thank you for this post. It made up for the four and a half pages of detritus preceding it.

mountmccabe
05-29-2007, 08:59 PM
Thank you for being a friend.

This owned too

full on idle
05-29-2007, 09:08 PM
If Yablo doesn't do Jennie next, it's a crime. She's 1000x funnier than me and she's nice so there won't be so many monkeys.

PotVsKtl
05-29-2007, 09:31 PM
You ever say another derogitory word about Elvis Aaron Presley in my presence again and I will kick the living shit out of you

york707
05-29-2007, 09:33 PM
One more thing about Christ is that he makes fun of my accent after every time I speak and also asks me "why do you stare at your computer screen and make retard smiles all day?"

This is what this thread is fucking about, and it's about fucking time.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
05-30-2007, 04:54 AM
FUkk this

we need to go right to the cream filling & interview Christ directly.

Blo get the contact details & get to work

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 06:42 AM
FOIey - is it too soon to ask about the bathroom story now? Do you have other Christ stories you'd like to share?

Stefinitely Maybe
05-30-2007, 06:50 AM
I was just wondering when this show will be available in England?

mountmccabe
05-30-2007, 06:57 AM
We're still negotiating. Right now all we got is an audio reading on Radio 4 in the middle of the night in late August. Non-ideal to say the least.

The DVD set is due for late January 2008, just in time for Valentine's Day, but that'll be region 1.

It's already leaked to the internet, just download it.

Stefinitely Maybe
05-30-2007, 06:59 AM
Thanks, I'll do that.

Also, I like your avatar photo of a duck's arse.

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 08:42 AM
I think John's jumping the gun a little bit. We haven't tested it on a UK focus group yet and we're unnerved by the likes of Randy Richochet. This is clearly not a show he would enjoy.

bug on your lip
05-30-2007, 08:43 AM
This is a friggin Borefest

please interview Christ

that dood sounds Heelarious

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 08:45 AM
This coming from the creator of the extremely undewhelming Bug spektukula? Or whatever it was called. Oh, and the trip nip thread! WHOA HOWDY! Look at all the reads/posts that thing got. Yee-haw.

bug on your lip
05-30-2007, 08:47 AM
if Full On Boring gives me his e-mail i'll interview him then & post it

full on idle
05-30-2007, 08:49 AM
I'm so much less boring than you.

Ps how about you fulfill your end of the trade blug on my ip?

bug on your lip
05-30-2007, 08:57 AM
your pink pants are muchest less boring

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 09:09 AM
Valarie, you once told me that "Listening to The Arcade Fire is like having your head forced into a toilet full of 10-day-old crap, pee and toilet paper for 50 minutes at a time."

Why did you say that?

J~$$$
05-30-2007, 09:12 AM
its true

full on idle
05-30-2007, 09:37 AM
Valarie, you once told me that "Listening to The Arcade Fire is like having your head forced into a toilet full of 10-day-old crap, pee and toilet paper for 50 minutes at a time."

Why did you say that?

Yablo, you scumbag, you're making that up. Anybody that knows me knows I don't voluntarily bring pee and poo into the convo. I've said a million times I liked Funeral after the hype died down and I could just listen to it without bumping into some blogging jerkoff calling it Byrne reincarnate. I'm sure the new one will have a similar cycle with me. They were ok in 2005 at Coachella.

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 09:44 AM
Yablo, you scumbag, you're making that up. Anybody that knows me knows I don't voluntarily bring pee and poo into the convo. I've said a million times I liked Funeral after the hype died down and I could just listen to it without bumping into some blogging jerkoff calling it Byrne reincarnate. I'm sure the new one will have a similar cycle with me. They were ok in 2005 at Coachella.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1443/daveanddavidbyrnecm7.jpg

bballarl
05-30-2007, 09:48 AM
Is that David Byrne and Jimmy Kimmel?

bug on your lip
05-30-2007, 09:49 AM
looks like Paul Simon

bballarl
05-30-2007, 09:51 AM
Or Jimmy Kimmel sans makeup.

bug on your lip
05-30-2007, 09:51 AM
not even close to Kimmel

J~$$$
05-30-2007, 09:52 AM
dave is kimmel?

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 09:53 AM
:dumbo

bug on your lip
05-30-2007, 09:55 AM
hey FuckTOad

Dave is Paul Simon

ragingdave
05-30-2007, 09:57 AM
Definitely don't see the Paul Simon nor Kimmel similarities.
Pretty bad pic of me (though not as bad as Tom's high stepping jig pic).

the double chin thing, the stupid Mixed Nuts cap and that god awful shirt are not helping the cause.

Yablonowitz
05-30-2007, 10:03 AM
Get the fuck out of this thread with your pictures. God damn you, one-baller. You keep your self-promotion out of this interview thread. Don't make me punch you.

Valarie - You've also said that you think York probably has really bad breath and wears horrible clothing. That seemed pretty rude. Do you still believe that?